And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3525 | 2014-11-11 15:28:45 | 79.70 | 92% |
| 3400 | 2014-07-09 18:33:38 | 91.36 | 96% |
| 3399 | 2014-07-09 18:25:44 | 89.21 | 95% |
| 2985 | 2013-11-15 14:51:43 | 83.49 | 95% |
| 2731 | 2013-08-28 15:35:07 | 77.78 | 91% |
| 2410 | 2013-03-10 13:04:22 | 83.23 | 93% |
| 2396 | 2013-03-08 16:25:02 | 75.25 | 92% |
| 2305 | 2013-02-20 07:53:38 | 80.55 | 95% |
| 2242 | 2013-02-15 08:13:47 | 82.08 | 94% |
| 2043 | 2013-01-24 04:14:43 | 72.68 | 92% |
| 1868 | 2013-01-06 12:04:08 | 59.29 | 88% |
| 1642 | 2012-12-08 07:30:14 | 77.37 | 94% |
| 1639 | 2012-12-08 07:25:42 | 80.51 | 96% |
| 1413 | 2012-11-11 10:46:32 | 72.84 | 92% |
| 1211 | 2012-10-24 08:38:21 | 59.45 | 88% |