| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, ... |
115.16 |
1.0368 |
0.3082 |
154 |
1 |
115.16 |
2020-08-10 |
| 2. |
Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long ... |
114.65 |
1.0883 |
0.2612 |
199 |
1 |
114.65 |
2020-08-19 |
| 3. |
It is unwise to make something permanent when the whole worl... |
113.63 |
1.0634 |
0.2655 |
195 |
1 |
113.63 |
2019-06-24 |
| 4. |
In order to return the power to repel evil to your sword, yo... |
111.74 |
1.0603 |
0.2529 |
245 |
1 |
111.74 |
2020-08-19 |
| 5. |
Sometimes someone says something and their words are like th... |
110.60 |
1.0827 |
0.2139 |
166 |
1 |
110.60 |
2020-08-12 |
| 6. |
Every time that I think I'm alone, and I can't find a word o... |
109.26 |
1.1034 |
0.1800 |
292 |
1 |
109.26 |
2021-04-25 |
| 7. |
Days can be sunny, with never a sigh, don't need what money ... |
104.50 |
0.9965 |
0.2273 |
235 |
1 |
104.50 |
2021-04-25 |
| 8. |
Have you ever felt so strong that it made you feel weak? Lon... |
104.17 |
1.0338 |
0.1864 |
294 |
1 |
104.17 |
2020-08-10 |
| 9. |
Who is evil? Who is righteous? These terms have changed thro... |
103.08 |
0.9660 |
0.2526 |
358 |
1 |
103.08 |
2020-09-06 |
| 10. |
I see trees of green, red roses too, I see them bloom for me... |
102.75 |
1.0489 |
0.1585 |
249 |
1 |
102.75 |
2020-08-12 |
| 11. |
You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think t... |
101.69 |
1.0378 |
0.1561 |
223 |
1 |
101.69 |
2017-09-22 |
| 12. |
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will b... |
100.98 |
1.0444 |
0.1419 |
186 |
1 |
100.98 |
2017-04-11 |
| 13. |
Last night I dreamed of chickens, there were chickens everyw... |
100.89 |
0.9906 |
0.2031 |
516 |
1 |
100.89 |
2020-09-06 |
| 14. |
I walk a mile with a smile and I don't know, I don't care wh... |
100.30 |
1.0580 |
0.1163 |
264 |
1 |
100.30 |
2020-08-12 |
| 15. |
Borders matter. Borders regulate the flow of people, the mov... |
100.23 |
0.9406 |
0.2442 |
366 |
1 |
100.23 |
2020-08-24 |
| 16. |
Sam stared up at the inn with its three stories and many win... |
100.20 |
1.0478 |
0.1275 |
381 |
1 |
100.20 |
2020-09-06 |
| 17. |
So don't be afraid to make mistakes, stumble and fall, becau... |
99.96 |
1.0751 |
0.0966 |
350 |
1 |
99.96 |
2020-08-12 |
| 18. |
There's an old voice in my head that's holding me back. Well... |
99.67 |
1.0924 |
0.0781 |
225 |
1 |
99.67 |
2016-11-18 |
| 19. |
People just don't understand what is involved in this. This ... |
99.64 |
1.0599 |
0.1096 |
218 |
1 |
99.64 |
2019-02-24 |
| 20. |
A magician is strong because he feels pain. He feels the dif... |
99.53 |
1.0405 |
0.1277 |
258 |
1 |
99.53 |
2020-08-24 |
| 21. |
Death is but crossing the world, as friends do the seas; the... |
99.30 |
1.0429 |
0.1224 |
416 |
1 |
99.30 |
2021-04-25 |
| 22. |
In a town of moderate size, two men lived in neighbouring ho... |
99.23 |
1.0441 |
0.1280 |
607 |
1 |
99.23 |
2021-01-18 |
| 23. |
My old man back in Chicago, when I was a kid... He used to l... |
98.71 |
0.9675 |
0.1986 |
350 |
1 |
98.71 |
2020-09-06 |
| 24. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
98.00 |
1.0390 |
0.1090 |
205 |
1 |
98.00 |
2020-01-27 |
| 25. |
I wish that I was born a thousand years ago. I wish that I'd... |
97.99 |
1.0561 |
0.0939 |
282 |
1 |
97.99 |
2020-08-12 |
| 26. |
You looked on amazed, and began to suspect yourself of being... |
97.82 |
1.0372 |
0.1108 |
243 |
1 |
97.82 |
2020-01-27 |
| 27. |
I can't make you love me if you don't. You can't make your h... |
97.70 |
1.0307 |
0.1076 |
177 |
1 |
97.70 |
2019-02-24 |
| 28. |
That sometimes human beings have to just sit in one place an... |
97.67 |
0.9835 |
0.1734 |
365 |
1 |
97.67 |
2020-01-27 |
| 29. |
It is hard to make that boat go as fast as you want to. The ... |
97.62 |
1.0545 |
0.0915 |
375 |
1 |
97.62 |
2020-05-19 |
| 30. |
It was the same kind of ominous voice; but these men could b... |
97.43 |
0.9660 |
0.1847 |
235 |
1 |
97.43 |
2020-08-24 |
| 31. |
Your political future? Why, I bought it for you. I gave it t... |
97.15 |
0.9539 |
0.1940 |
238 |
1 |
97.15 |
2020-08-09 |
| 32. |
On rainy afternoons, embroidering with a group of friends on... |
96.55 |
0.9995 |
0.1368 |
279 |
1 |
96.55 |
2021-04-25 |
| 33. |
One of the greatest attributes of God is power. Power to cre... |
96.52 |
1.0068 |
0.1267 |
415 |
1 |
96.52 |
2020-05-19 |
| 34. |
But this rough magic I here abjure, and when I have required... |
96.23 |
0.9822 |
0.1480 |
284 |
1 |
96.23 |
2021-04-25 |
| 35. |
I think the world divides neatly into those who are excited ... |
95.71 |
0.9748 |
0.1568 |
410 |
1 |
95.71 |
2017-09-22 |
| 36. |
This is not some apron-wearing mother you're speaking with -... |
95.60 |
0.9527 |
0.1773 |
281 |
1 |
95.60 |
2020-08-24 |
| 37. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
95.53 |
1.0529 |
0.0684 |
351 |
1 |
95.53 |
2016-11-18 |
| 38. |
To understand what I'm about to tell you, you need to do som... |
95.40 |
0.9890 |
0.1394 |
563 |
1 |
95.40 |
2020-08-15 |
| 39. |
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not ... |
95.34 |
1.1182 |
0.0008 |
164 |
1 |
95.34 |
2016-09-28 |
| 40. |
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean.... |
95.23 |
1.0635 |
0.0525 |
208 |
1 |
95.23 |
2019-06-24 |
| 41. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
95.13 |
1.0034 |
0.1128 |
302 |
1 |
95.13 |
2020-09-06 |
| 42. |
I'd discovered, after a lot of extreme apprehension about wh... |
95.08 |
1.0711 |
0.0862 |
344 |
1 |
95.08 |
2020-08-24 |
| 43. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
95.05 |
1.0486 |
0.0672 |
289 |
1 |
95.05 |
2019-06-24 |
| 44. |
In a business like this the people with the power are the on... |
95.00 |
1.1108 |
0.0027 |
143 |
1 |
95.00 |
2020-08-12 |
| 45. |
Then suddenly the humour of the situation came into my mind:... |
94.85 |
1.0326 |
0.0709 |
191 |
1 |
94.85 |
2020-08-12 |
| 46. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
94.78 |
1.0399 |
0.0729 |
294 |
1 |
94.78 |
2021-04-25 |
| 47. |
A melancholy air can never be the right thing; what you want... |
94.62 |
1.0589 |
0.0526 |
329 |
1 |
94.62 |
2020-01-27 |
| 48. |
Don't look so disappointed, dear one. Just try them on. Toda... |
94.59 |
1.0288 |
0.0822 |
497 |
1 |
94.59 |
2020-09-06 |
| 49. |
There was a little boy once upon a time who in spite of his ... |
94.30 |
1.1026 |
0.0038 |
208 |
1 |
94.30 |
2020-05-19 |
| 50. |
Let me finish. I thought I wanted to be alone tonight, and t... |
94.15 |
1.0644 |
0.0382 |
234 |
1 |
94.15 |
2021-01-18 |
| 51. |
And I knew that in spite of all the roses and kisses and res... |
94.03 |
1.0843 |
0.0753 |
258 |
1 |
94.03 |
2020-08-24 |
| 52. |
He sank into the rocking chair, the same one in which Rebecc... |
94.02 |
0.9498 |
0.1566 |
407 |
1 |
94.02 |
2021-01-18 |
| 53. |
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a... |
93.86 |
1.0638 |
0.0341 |
332 |
1 |
93.86 |
2021-04-25 |
| 54. |
My doctor said we can't choose where we come from, but we ca... |
93.53 |
1.0348 |
0.0564 |
183 |
1 |
93.53 |
2017-09-23 |
| 55. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
93.46 |
1.0387 |
0.0880 |
239 |
1 |
93.46 |
2020-08-19 |
| 56. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
93.45 |
1.0117 |
0.1278 |
297 |
1 |
93.45 |
2019-05-02 |
| 57. |
They wanted me to build them a bomb so I took their plutoniu... |
93.39 |
0.9511 |
0.1523 |
208 |
1 |
93.39 |
2020-05-19 |
| 58. |
Abnormally rapid speculative enhancement of prices for exist... |
93.10 |
0.9507 |
0.1444 |
196 |
1 |
93.10 |
2017-04-18 |
| 59. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
93.06 |
1.0201 |
0.0728 |
375 |
1 |
93.06 |
2017-04-18 |
| 60. |
Man, do not pride yourself on your superiority to the animal... |
92.84 |
1.0278 |
0.0620 |
257 |
1 |
92.84 |
2017-04-20 |
| 61. |
I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and li... |
92.79 |
1.0407 |
0.0479 |
291 |
1 |
92.79 |
2019-02-24 |
| 62. |
Just as there are painters and musicians among the poets, so... |
92.60 |
1.0210 |
0.0653 |
244 |
1 |
92.60 |
2017-09-23 |
| 63. |
When you find that one person who connects you to the world,... |
92.59 |
1.0662 |
0.0113 |
167 |
1 |
92.59 |
2020-05-19 |
| 64. |
In the past, peripheral countries have been primarily export... |
92.56 |
0.9551 |
0.1396 |
282 |
1 |
92.56 |
2020-08-09 |
| 65. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
92.49 |
0.9964 |
0.0887 |
203 |
1 |
92.49 |
2016-07-16 |
| 66. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
92.34 |
0.9330 |
0.1519 |
360 |
1 |
92.34 |
2017-09-25 |
| 67. |
'Cause tonight for the first time at just about half past te... |
92.28 |
0.9060 |
0.1851 |
175 |
1 |
92.28 |
2020-01-27 |
| 68. |
For so many years I lived in constant terror of myself. Doub... |
91.98 |
0.9422 |
0.1467 |
402 |
1 |
91.98 |
2020-08-09 |
| 69. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
91.90 |
1.1323 |
-0.0239 |
341 |
1 |
91.90 |
2017-09-23 |
| 70. |
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anyt... |
91.83 |
0.9721 |
0.1080 |
306 |
1 |
91.83 |
2020-05-18 |
| 71. |
I can show you the world - shining, shimmering, splendid. Te... |
91.69 |
0.9660 |
0.1185 |
475 |
1 |
91.69 |
2020-09-06 |
| 72. |
He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken h... |
91.50 |
0.9272 |
0.1548 |
390 |
1 |
91.50 |
2020-08-19 |
| 73. |
Still, we will let all this be a thing of the past, though i... |
91.42 |
1.0414 |
0.0302 |
216 |
1 |
91.42 |
2017-09-25 |
| 74. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
91.38 |
1.0523 |
0.0189 |
256 |
1 |
91.38 |
2016-09-14 |
| 75. |
I had the same room which Finny and I had shared during the ... |
91.30 |
0.9691 |
0.1102 |
329 |
1 |
91.30 |
2020-08-10 |
| 76. |
We can experience nothing but the present moment, live in no... |
91.25 |
1.0798 |
-0.0125 |
148 |
1 |
91.25 |
2017-04-11 |
| 77. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
90.95 |
1.0292 |
0.0368 |
262 |
1 |
90.95 |
2020-09-06 |
| 78. |
I've paid my dues time after time. I've done my sentence but... |
90.83 |
1.0133 |
0.0491 |
183 |
1 |
90.83 |
2020-05-19 |
| 79. |
Imagine fish swimming in a shallow pond, just below the lily... |
90.60 |
0.9357 |
0.1358 |
458 |
1 |
90.60 |
2017-04-18 |
| 80. |
You know what I'd like to be? A cartoon of some kind. You kn... |
90.58 |
1.0334 |
0.0292 |
289 |
1 |
90.58 |
2021-01-18 |
| 81. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
90.57 |
1.0763 |
0.0204 |
367 |
1 |
90.57 |
2020-08-12 |
| 82. |
But I'll tell you something: I think you're magicians becaus... |
90.41 |
1.0320 |
0.0311 |
641 |
1 |
90.41 |
2020-08-24 |
| 83. |
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows thi... |
90.33 |
1.0013 |
0.0638 |
605 |
1 |
90.33 |
2021-01-18 |
| 84. |
Growing up in the suburbs in the '60s, you were pretty much ... |
90.08 |
0.9453 |
0.1187 |
343 |
1 |
90.08 |
2019-06-24 |
| 85. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
89.89 |
1.0053 |
0.0487 |
232 |
1 |
89.89 |
2020-09-06 |
| 86. |
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files. We'd... |
89.87 |
1.0364 |
0.0169 |
202 |
1 |
89.87 |
2017-09-25 |
| 87. |
On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake and the trees ... |
89.84 |
0.9723 |
0.0901 |
565 |
1 |
89.84 |
2019-06-24 |
| 88. |
You know, Einstein was not only brilliant, he had a great se... |
89.84 |
0.9377 |
0.1230 |
270 |
1 |
89.84 |
2020-01-27 |
| 89. |
Scratch the surface of any champion in any individual sport,... |
89.74 |
0.9526 |
0.1083 |
197 |
1 |
89.74 |
2017-09-23 |
| 90. |
I loved Jordan Catalano so much, and talked about him so muc... |
89.63 |
1.0316 |
0.0193 |
213 |
1 |
89.63 |
2020-08-10 |
| 91. |
He was standing on an impossibly tall grey stone pillar. A d... |
89.56 |
0.9326 |
0.1281 |
444 |
1 |
89.56 |
2020-09-06 |
| 92. |
I been doin' this a long time. I ain't never said nothin' to... |
89.56 |
0.9379 |
0.1205 |
608 |
1 |
89.56 |
2020-08-24 |
| 93. |
I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting... |
89.48 |
1.0942 |
-0.0447 |
263 |
1 |
89.48 |
2021-01-18 |
| 94. |
You can tell me that your dog ran away then tell me that it ... |
89.27 |
1.0282 |
0.0156 |
273 |
1 |
89.27 |
2019-02-24 |
| 95. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
88.66 |
1.0917 |
-0.0253 |
243 |
1 |
88.66 |
2016-09-14 |
| 96. |
Most ironic of all was the last gift that Raziel had given m... |
88.44 |
0.9596 |
0.0861 |
240 |
1 |
88.44 |
2020-09-06 |
| 97. |
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is cal... |
88.32 |
0.9598 |
0.0861 |
462 |
1 |
88.32 |
2020-01-27 |
| 98. |
I feel his presence. But he can also feel mine. He's come fo... |
88.28 |
1.0181 |
0.0147 |
202 |
1 |
88.28 |
2020-08-24 |
| 99. |
I was the East Coast distributor of "involved." I ate it, dr... |
88.11 |
0.8970 |
0.1436 |
351 |
1 |
88.11 |
2019-02-24 |
| 100. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
88.09 |
1.0375 |
0.0441 |
200 |
1 |
88.09 |
2016-11-18 |
| 101. |
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an... |
88.02 |
0.9719 |
0.0707 |
436 |
1 |
88.02 |
2020-08-24 |
| 102. |
You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. Bu... |
87.96 |
0.9207 |
0.1192 |
745 |
2 |
86.45 |
2020-08-24 |
| 103. |
We feel that to reveal embarrassing or private things, we ha... |
87.93 |
0.9811 |
0.0592 |
320 |
1 |
87.93 |
2020-01-27 |
| 104. |
As happens sometimes, a moment settled and hovered and remai... |
87.89 |
1.0298 |
-0.0024 |
166 |
1 |
87.89 |
2016-09-14 |
| 105. |
Well, you see, that's another reason I can't help you catch ... |
87.88 |
0.9756 |
0.0630 |
496 |
1 |
87.88 |
2017-09-25 |
| 106. |
Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost... |
87.55 |
1.0152 |
0.0113 |
477 |
1 |
87.55 |
2021-01-18 |
| 107. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
87.52 |
0.9965 |
0.0302 |
277 |
1 |
87.52 |
2016-07-16 |
| 108. |
If cows and horses or lions had hands, or could draw with th... |
87.47 |
0.9660 |
0.0685 |
229 |
1 |
87.47 |
2020-05-18 |
| 109. |
"Little Indian, Big City" is a French film (I will not demea... |
87.39 |
0.8521 |
0.1802 |
270 |
1 |
87.39 |
2017-12-07 |
| 110. |
Do you have life insurance, Phil? Because if you do, you cou... |
87.36 |
0.9463 |
0.0846 |
210 |
1 |
87.36 |
2020-01-27 |
| 111. |
We all know that something is eternal. And it ain't houses a... |
87.30 |
1.0554 |
-0.0309 |
460 |
1 |
87.30 |
2016-11-18 |
| 112. |
Mom says each of us has a veil between ourselves and the res... |
87.25 |
1.0368 |
-0.0099 |
512 |
1 |
87.25 |
2017-04-18 |
| 113. |
What's morality? It's the difference between what is right a... |
87.24 |
1.0215 |
-0.0038 |
88 |
1 |
87.24 |
2020-08-24 |
| 114. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
87.10 |
0.9946 |
0.0266 |
246 |
1 |
87.10 |
2016-09-14 |
| 115. |
He smiled understandingly - much more than understandingly. ... |
87.03 |
0.9504 |
0.0781 |
335 |
1 |
87.03 |
2016-09-14 |
| 116. |
The throne rumbled. A wave of gale-force anger slammed into ... |
86.92 |
0.8272 |
0.2002 |
517 |
1 |
86.92 |
2017-12-07 |
| 117. |
But sometimes illumination comes to our rescue at the very m... |
86.71 |
1.0318 |
-0.0143 |
297 |
1 |
86.71 |
2017-04-11 |
| 118. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
86.53 |
1.0429 |
-0.0289 |
259 |
1 |
86.53 |
2016-07-10 |
| 119. |
I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be h... |
86.05 |
1.0320 |
-0.0227 |
471 |
1 |
86.05 |
2020-01-25 |
| 120. |
You should just get a van. With a van, it's like you've got ... |
85.95 |
0.9709 |
0.0356 |
201 |
1 |
85.95 |
2017-04-18 |
| 121. |
He had a few accomplices, none on record, most of the time c... |
85.89 |
0.9048 |
0.1107 |
299 |
1 |
85.89 |
2017-09-23 |
| 122. |
See the stone set in your eyes, see the thorn twist in your ... |
85.71 |
1.0377 |
-0.0331 |
177 |
1 |
85.71 |
2021-05-02 |
| 123. |
He's not asking me to make a choice. He's telling me to take... |
85.57 |
1.0486 |
-0.0467 |
235 |
1 |
85.57 |
2021-01-18 |
| 124. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
85.53 |
1.0270 |
0.0111 |
255 |
1 |
85.53 |
2021-05-02 |
| 125. |
Now who knows, that had your twigs been bent in another dire... |
85.48 |
0.8956 |
0.1161 |
298 |
1 |
85.48 |
2020-08-09 |
| 126. |
Lord Paladin Tirion Fordring was a powerful man. He was stro... |
85.17 |
0.9525 |
0.0555 |
424 |
1 |
85.17 |
2020-08-12 |
| 127. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
84.96 |
0.9790 |
0.0545 |
311 |
1 |
84.96 |
2017-09-22 |
| 128. |
Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on ac... |
84.51 |
1.0527 |
-0.0630 |
190 |
1 |
84.51 |
2017-06-12 |
| 129. |
One man, one family driven from the land; this rusty car cre... |
84.33 |
1.0377 |
-0.0481 |
170 |
1 |
84.33 |
2016-11-18 |
| 130. |
Do you know I've been sitting here thinking to myself: that ... |
84.31 |
0.9571 |
0.0381 |
347 |
1 |
84.31 |
2020-01-27 |
| 131. |
My wife deserves vengeance. Doesn't make a difference whethe... |
84.31 |
0.9955 |
-0.0061 |
230 |
1 |
84.31 |
2017-04-18 |
| 132. |
I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a ni... |
84.24 |
0.9829 |
0.0093 |
371 |
1 |
84.24 |
2016-07-10 |
| 133. |
Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, h... |
84.15 |
0.9795 |
0.0013 |
179 |
1 |
84.15 |
2016-09-14 |
| 134. |
Read the newspaper. What does it say? All bad. It's all bad.... |
83.88 |
1.0458 |
-0.0624 |
336 |
1 |
83.88 |
2021-01-18 |
| 135. |
Busking, for instance, originally meant piracy. Grin meant t... |
83.84 |
0.8696 |
0.1213 |
236 |
1 |
83.84 |
2020-01-27 |
| 136. |
When energy is poured into a system, and the system dissipat... |
83.81 |
0.8824 |
0.1088 |
497 |
1 |
83.81 |
2020-08-12 |
| 137. |
Who's coming to take it from me? Come on, look at me. No pla... |
83.81 |
1.0112 |
-0.0287 |
436 |
1 |
83.81 |
2020-08-09 |
| 138. |
If every person in this room made it a rule that wherever yo... |
83.54 |
1.0488 |
-0.0677 |
354 |
1 |
83.54 |
2017-04-11 |
| 139. |
Higher and higher he climbed. His strength came from somewhe... |
83.53 |
0.9926 |
-0.0105 |
284 |
1 |
83.53 |
2017-04-11 |
| 140. |
There are things being negotiated now that are going to solv... |
83.49 |
0.9503 |
0.0364 |
463 |
1 |
83.49 |
2017-04-18 |
| 141. |
My baby's fit like a daydream, walking with his hair down, I... |
83.41 |
0.9637 |
0.0210 |
293 |
1 |
83.41 |
2020-05-19 |
| 142. |
Well - it's just that you seem to be labouring under the del... |
83.32 |
0.9445 |
0.0398 |
374 |
1 |
83.32 |
2017-09-25 |
| 143. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
83.31 |
0.8996 |
0.0764 |
192 |
2 |
82.82 |
2016-09-14 |
| 144. |
If you define terrorism as extreme physical or physiological... |
83.24 |
0.9412 |
0.0428 |
413 |
1 |
83.24 |
2020-08-10 |
| 145. |
How often do you think about why your friends came into your... |
83.22 |
1.0162 |
-0.0410 |
389 |
1 |
83.22 |
2021-01-18 |
| 146. |
After others have talked about themselves, a point will be r... |
83.15 |
1.0948 |
-0.1187 |
153 |
1 |
83.15 |
2016-07-10 |
| 147. |
He ain't in the box because of the joke played on him. He ba... |
83.14 |
0.9681 |
0.0142 |
275 |
1 |
83.14 |
2020-08-12 |
| 148. |
Try to keep in mind that a young person playing Willy Loman ... |
83.01 |
1.0567 |
-0.0836 |
236 |
1 |
83.01 |
2020-04-01 |
| 149. |
Three shiny steel doors stand at the centre of the hallway. ... |
83.00 |
0.9376 |
0.0440 |
244 |
1 |
83.00 |
2017-09-23 |
| 150. |
And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream.... |
82.84 |
1.0794 |
-0.1114 |
227 |
1 |
82.84 |
2020-05-19 |
| 151. |
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with e... |
82.54 |
0.8128 |
0.1613 |
132 |
1 |
82.54 |
2017-04-11 |
| 152. |
"For you, a thousand times over," I heard myself say. Then I... |
82.52 |
0.9353 |
0.0399 |
281 |
1 |
82.52 |
2020-08-12 |
| 153. |
A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that music u... |
82.44 |
1.0898 |
-0.1261 |
188 |
1 |
82.44 |
2017-09-22 |
| 154. |
All right, we're not doing this, gentlemen. We're not gonna ... |
82.41 |
0.9807 |
-0.0074 |
244 |
1 |
82.41 |
2017-09-23 |
| 155. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
82.22 |
0.9155 |
0.0924 |
168 |
1 |
82.22 |
2020-08-19 |
| 156. |
It now becomes clear that consistency is not a property of a... |
82.19 |
0.9795 |
-0.0083 |
226 |
1 |
82.19 |
2020-08-12 |
| 157. |
The idea that he did not really have control over the coming... |
82.18 |
1.0362 |
-0.0737 |
192 |
1 |
82.18 |
2017-09-22 |
| 158. |
I tensed, waiting for the fury - both his and mine - but it ... |
82.09 |
0.9743 |
-0.0092 |
348 |
1 |
82.09 |
2017-04-11 |
| 159. |
A problem in communication is that people don't smile enough... |
81.83 |
1.0148 |
-0.0535 |
272 |
1 |
81.83 |
2016-09-18 |
| 160. |
I want you to be very clear about this: You were fired. I wa... |
81.83 |
1.0427 |
-0.0867 |
214 |
1 |
81.83 |
2021-01-18 |
| 161. |
There was a time in the Depression of the 1930s when conserv... |
81.41 |
0.8552 |
0.1071 |
400 |
1 |
81.41 |
2020-01-27 |
| 162. |
"Aha! I'm free!" he screeched, then let loose an expletive a... |
81.38 |
0.8871 |
0.0753 |
475 |
1 |
81.38 |
2020-05-19 |
| 163. |
You know, at one time I used to break into pet shops to libe... |
81.20 |
0.9764 |
-0.0171 |
220 |
1 |
81.20 |
2017-09-22 |
| 164. |
The number one challenge I've seen with myself and with othe... |
81.06 |
1.0117 |
-0.0589 |
239 |
1 |
81.06 |
2020-01-25 |
| 165. |
We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who b... |
80.91 |
1.0017 |
-0.0522 |
157 |
1 |
80.91 |
2020-09-06 |
| 166. |
Now it's not August, it's not February, it's not July, it's ... |
80.75 |
0.8926 |
0.0606 |
227 |
1 |
80.75 |
2020-08-12 |
| 167. |
And the waitress is practicing politics as the businessmen s... |
80.69 |
0.9495 |
0.0021 |
164 |
1 |
80.69 |
2017-09-25 |
| 168. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
80.34 |
1.0109 |
-0.0391 |
400 |
1 |
80.34 |
2017-09-23 |
| 169. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
80.23 |
0.9371 |
0.0411 |
318 |
1 |
80.23 |
2016-11-18 |
| 170. |
Pohnpeian families usually occupy a plot of land surrounding... |
80.14 |
0.8474 |
0.0998 |
234 |
1 |
80.14 |
2020-08-19 |
| 171. |
It seems to me I am trying to tell you a dream - making a va... |
79.82 |
0.9780 |
-0.0409 |
314 |
1 |
79.82 |
2017-04-11 |
| 172. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
79.72 |
0.9684 |
-0.0329 |
388 |
1 |
79.72 |
2016-07-10 |
| 173. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
79.52 |
1.0316 |
-0.1001 |
333 |
1 |
79.52 |
2016-07-10 |
| 174. |
Attention captive test subjects! The Institute for Mad Scien... |
79.43 |
0.9106 |
0.0291 |
217 |
1 |
79.43 |
2020-04-01 |
| 175. |
Opening your eyes is all that is needing. The heart lies and... |
79.03 |
1.0281 |
-0.1022 |
293 |
1 |
79.03 |
2017-04-11 |
| 176. |
For as to what we have heard you affirm, that there are othe... |
78.96 |
0.9590 |
-0.0251 |
540 |
1 |
78.96 |
2017-09-23 |
| 177. |
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I ... |
78.77 |
1.0141 |
-0.0928 |
176 |
1 |
78.77 |
2016-09-18 |
| 178. |
Ron refuses to tell anyone when his birthday is. He's even h... |
78.49 |
0.8875 |
0.0416 |
309 |
1 |
78.49 |
2020-08-24 |
| 179. |
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sin... |
78.31 |
1.1002 |
-0.1833 |
211 |
1 |
78.31 |
2020-08-01 |
| 180. |
So, ahem, how much is it, then, Tom? - You know how much, Ni... |
78.19 |
0.8384 |
0.0853 |
333 |
1 |
78.19 |
2017-06-12 |
| 181. |
Say to all of you, I have been treated this day with no resp... |
78.09 |
0.9907 |
-0.0760 |
281 |
1 |
78.09 |
2017-04-11 |
| 182. |
Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old ... |
77.78 |
0.9574 |
-0.0440 |
312 |
1 |
77.78 |
2017-04-11 |
| 183. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
77.13 |
1.0264 |
-0.0917 |
422 |
1 |
77.13 |
2016-07-10 |
| 184. |
I'll talk about whomever I want. She loved her children - I ... |
77.08 |
0.9160 |
-0.0042 |
272 |
1 |
77.08 |
2017-09-22 |
| 185. |
I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thou... |
77.03 |
0.9847 |
-0.0738 |
353 |
1 |
77.03 |
2020-04-01 |
| 186. |
Two years ago this property cost one million pounds. Today, ... |
76.55 |
0.9157 |
-0.0156 |
350 |
2 |
73.70 |
2020-08-01 |
| 187. |
I've seen it watching me, that misty thing without a face. I... |
76.40 |
1.0314 |
-0.1368 |
205 |
1 |
76.40 |
2016-09-14 |
| 188. |
Genes don't determine our brains (or our bodies), but they d... |
76.05 |
0.8924 |
0.0069 |
390 |
1 |
76.05 |
2017-04-11 |
| 189. |
Valley (or graben) breezes and mountain breezes are a very l... |
75.99 |
0.9195 |
-0.0211 |
403 |
1 |
75.99 |
2017-09-25 |
| 190. |
Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking. I've go... |
75.94 |
0.8937 |
0.0057 |
164 |
1 |
75.94 |
2020-08-09 |
| 191. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
75.82 |
1.0038 |
-0.0862 |
237 |
1 |
75.82 |
2017-04-18 |
| 192. |
We lived at the carnival in summer. We scared ourselves to d... |
75.70 |
1.0161 |
-0.1285 |
206 |
1 |
75.70 |
2017-04-11 |
| 193. |
Soon I'll be sixty years old, my daddy got sixty-one. Rememb... |
75.63 |
0.9803 |
-0.0956 |
216 |
1 |
75.63 |
2020-08-12 |
| 194. |
Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's ... |
75.47 |
1.0254 |
-0.1444 |
163 |
1 |
75.47 |
2020-05-19 |
| 195. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
75.43 |
1.0261 |
-0.1125 |
410 |
1 |
75.43 |
2017-04-11 |
| 196. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
75.26 |
0.9697 |
-0.0873 |
249 |
1 |
75.26 |
2017-04-11 |
| 197. |
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their padd... |
75.13 |
0.9801 |
-0.0977 |
209 |
2 |
74.26 |
2021-01-18 |
| 198. |
Our story begins, as these stories often do, with a young up... |
74.82 |
0.9145 |
-0.0292 |
608 |
1 |
74.82 |
2017-04-11 |
| 199. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
74.74 |
0.9884 |
-0.1127 |
233 |
1 |
74.74 |
2017-04-18 |
| 200. |
There are things waiting in the darkness. Creatures of metal... |
73.65 |
1.0577 |
-0.1963 |
350 |
1 |
73.65 |
2017-09-23 |
| 201. |
Buddhism addresses two major types of meditation. Vipassana ... |
73.55 |
0.9312 |
-0.0251 |
320 |
1 |
73.55 |
2017-09-23 |
| 202. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
73.39 |
0.8890 |
-0.0302 |
199 |
1 |
73.39 |
2020-08-10 |
| 203. |
Well, we don't sound like Madonna. Here we are now, we're Ni... |
73.36 |
0.8267 |
0.0385 |
199 |
1 |
73.36 |
2020-08-12 |
| 204. |
"Have I told you how hideous you look tonight?" Cardan asks,... |
73.24 |
0.8550 |
0.0092 |
251 |
1 |
73.24 |
2020-05-19 |
| 205. |
Under such circumstances I naturally gravitated to London, t... |
72.82 |
0.9442 |
-0.0891 |
157 |
1 |
72.82 |
2017-04-18 |
| 206. |
My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practicing ina... |
72.74 |
0.9115 |
-0.0523 |
297 |
1 |
72.74 |
2017-09-22 |
| 207. |
Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... |
72.52 |
1.0232 |
-0.1307 |
350 |
1 |
72.52 |
2016-09-14 |
| 208. |
Bullet Tooth Tony: "A bookie's got blagged last night." Avi:... |
72.41 |
0.7940 |
0.0610 |
415 |
1 |
72.41 |
2016-09-28 |
| 209. |
Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as o... |
71.40 |
1.0344 |
-0.1981 |
426 |
1 |
71.40 |
2017-09-23 |
| 210. |
War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer w... |
71.09 |
1.0079 |
-0.1773 |
234 |
1 |
71.09 |
2020-08-01 |
| 211. |
I laugh at the whole notion of "Mr. Right" and you should to... |
70.80 |
0.8845 |
-0.0537 |
273 |
1 |
70.80 |
2016-09-28 |
| 212. |
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you ... |
70.79 |
0.9941 |
-0.1644 |
266 |
1 |
70.79 |
2017-04-11 |
| 213. |
"I've heard men complain of doing woman's work, and women co... |
70.28 |
0.9071 |
-0.0766 |
276 |
1 |
70.28 |
2020-01-25 |
| 214. |
This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permiss... |
70.09 |
0.9101 |
-0.0812 |
217 |
1 |
70.09 |
2020-01-27 |
| 215. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
69.22 |
0.9213 |
-0.1097 |
295 |
1 |
69.22 |
2016-07-10 |
| 216. |
You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I sw... |
68.96 |
0.8448 |
-0.0302 |
332 |
1 |
68.96 |
2020-08-24 |
| 217. |
And I am whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would ... |
68.50 |
0.9292 |
-0.1297 |
294 |
1 |
68.50 |
2017-04-11 |
| 218. |
Everyone laughed and looked around, surprised to discover th... |
68.45 |
0.9737 |
-0.1694 |
384 |
1 |
68.45 |
2016-09-14 |
| 219. |
For once I can say, "This is mine you can't take it." As lon... |
67.95 |
0.9606 |
-0.1601 |
147 |
1 |
67.95 |
2020-08-15 |
| 220. |
When a great office is vacant, either by death or disgrace (... |
67.46 |
0.9300 |
-0.1345 |
271 |
1 |
67.46 |
2020-08-09 |
| 221. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
66.76 |
0.9673 |
-0.1441 |
232 |
1 |
66.76 |
2017-09-22 |
| 222. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
66.54 |
0.9049 |
-0.1243 |
351 |
1 |
66.54 |
2017-04-11 |
| 223. |
Then suddenly Prince Andre was speaking for himself, his acc... |
66.04 |
0.8562 |
-0.0764 |
282 |
1 |
66.04 |
2020-05-19 |
| 224. |
Come let me love you, let me give my life to you, let me dro... |
64.90 |
1.0632 |
-0.3107 |
160 |
1 |
64.90 |
2017-09-22 |
| 225. |
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless... |
64.22 |
0.8452 |
-0.0849 |
478 |
1 |
64.22 |
2020-01-25 |
| 226. |
Good evening, here's an update on last week's nursing home e... |
64.22 |
0.8266 |
-0.0686 |
319 |
1 |
64.22 |
2020-01-25 |
| 227. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
63.65 |
0.9508 |
-0.1800 |
384 |
1 |
63.65 |
2016-07-10 |
| 228. |
I was having this awful nightmare that I was 32. And then I ... |
62.75 |
0.9764 |
-0.2442 |
137 |
1 |
62.75 |
2020-08-24 |
| 229. |
For the sake of all that we ourselves hold dear, is it unthi... |
62.51 |
0.9935 |
-0.2542 |
596 |
1 |
62.51 |
2017-09-25 |
| 230. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
61.78 |
1.0337 |
-0.3133 |
214 |
1 |
61.78 |
2017-09-25 |
| 231. |
I am fundamentally an optimist. Whether that comes from natu... |
61.19 |
0.9966 |
-0.2793 |
349 |
1 |
61.19 |
2016-07-10 |
| 232. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
61.08 |
1.0944 |
-0.3406 |
308 |
1 |
61.08 |
2016-11-18 |
| 233. |
Benjamin Franklin, tactless in his youth, became so diplomat... |
59.82 |
0.8290 |
-0.1224 |
256 |
1 |
59.82 |
2016-09-14 |
| 234. |
Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret be... |
59.78 |
1.0218 |
-0.3205 |
222 |
2 |
58.92 |
2017-09-25 |
| 235. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
58.78 |
1.0189 |
-0.3315 |
337 |
1 |
58.78 |
2016-09-14 |
| 236. |
He prevailed upon Cradossk's majordomo; an obsequious Twi'le... |
57.87 |
0.8255 |
-0.1406 |
192 |
1 |
57.87 |
2020-08-10 |
| 237. |
See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my ... |
57.74 |
1.0078 |
-0.3360 |
244 |
1 |
57.74 |
2020-05-19 |
| 238. |
I like following the news! News organizations know I won't s... |
56.26 |
0.9002 |
-0.2364 |
308 |
1 |
56.26 |
2017-09-22 |
| 239. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
52.78 |
0.9168 |
-0.3020 |
240 |
1 |
52.78 |
2020-01-27 |
| 240. |
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me so... |
46.58 |
0.9489 |
-0.3993 |
418 |
1 |
46.58 |
2016-11-18 |
| 241. |
Without some flexibility in our definitions we'll remain for... |
41.70 |
0.9599 |
-0.4734 |
147 |
1 |
41.70 |
2017-04-20 |