| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I figured I could get a job at a filling station somewhere, ... |
103.17 |
1.0058 |
0.4146 |
201 |
1 |
103.17 |
2018-01-27 |
| 2. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
97.99 |
1.0567 |
0.2968 |
303 |
2 |
81.96 |
2011-03-27 |
| 3. |
This is a modern day startup but at heart it is no different... |
91.27 |
0.9129 |
0.3280 |
352 |
1 |
91.27 |
2018-01-27 |
| 4. |
The good news is that your child has a natural desire to do ... |
88.81 |
1.0205 |
0.1982 |
179 |
1 |
88.81 |
2011-03-11 |
| 5. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
88.63 |
1.0029 |
0.2132 |
209 |
4 |
74.83 |
2011-02-22 |
| 6. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
88.08 |
1.0534 |
0.1636 |
357 |
2 |
85.02 |
2011-02-24 |
| 7. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
87.68 |
1.0829 |
0.1277 |
288 |
1 |
87.68 |
2011-02-24 |
| 8. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
85.90 |
1.0684 |
0.1458 |
253 |
1 |
85.90 |
2011-02-24 |
| 9. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
85.30 |
1.0668 |
0.1116 |
350 |
3 |
72.79 |
2011-02-16 |
| 10. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
85.06 |
1.0669 |
0.1381 |
286 |
2 |
83.19 |
2011-07-29 |
| 11. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
85.05 |
1.0023 |
0.1684 |
211 |
3 |
76.93 |
2011-07-31 |
| 12. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
85.00 |
1.0787 |
0.0918 |
237 |
2 |
71.46 |
2011-03-11 |
| 13. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
84.34 |
1.0426 |
0.1194 |
323 |
3 |
73.98 |
2011-02-17 |
| 14. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
84.17 |
0.9068 |
0.2568 |
269 |
1 |
84.17 |
2011-02-13 |
| 15. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
84.08 |
1.0167 |
0.1490 |
378 |
1 |
84.08 |
2011-02-19 |
| 16. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
83.81 |
1.0565 |
0.0960 |
247 |
1 |
83.81 |
2011-03-12 |
| 17. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
83.52 |
1.0577 |
0.0900 |
247 |
2 |
78.96 |
2011-07-28 |
| 18. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
83.51 |
1.1081 |
0.0776 |
206 |
1 |
83.51 |
2011-02-18 |
| 19. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
83.49 |
1.0334 |
0.1110 |
131 |
7 |
76.18 |
2011-03-12 |
| 20. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
83.30 |
1.0399 |
0.1133 |
294 |
1 |
83.30 |
2011-02-24 |
| 21. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
83.22 |
1.1162 |
0.0720 |
189 |
2 |
72.00 |
2010-10-16 |
| 22. |
I believe in love, and I know that you do too. And I believe... |
83.17 |
1.0384 |
0.0987 |
183 |
1 |
83.17 |
2011-01-27 |
| 23. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
82.95 |
1.0666 |
0.0765 |
297 |
2 |
70.00 |
2011-02-23 |
| 24. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
82.83 |
1.0349 |
0.1060 |
234 |
2 |
82.20 |
2011-09-01 |
| 25. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
81.91 |
0.9897 |
0.1368 |
274 |
1 |
81.91 |
2011-08-21 |
| 26. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
81.57 |
1.0412 |
0.0823 |
225 |
1 |
81.57 |
2011-03-27 |
| 27. |
I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... |
81.56 |
1.0151 |
0.1006 |
152 |
2 |
74.42 |
2012-01-15 |
| 28. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
81.36 |
1.1016 |
0.0196 |
233 |
2 |
78.53 |
2011-02-18 |
| 29. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
81.14 |
1.0201 |
0.0984 |
303 |
3 |
76.37 |
2011-03-08 |
| 30. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
80.94 |
1.0297 |
0.0843 |
249 |
2 |
80.54 |
2011-02-19 |
| 31. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
80.63 |
1.1323 |
0.0122 |
341 |
1 |
80.63 |
2011-04-05 |
| 32. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
80.55 |
1.0740 |
0.0742 |
264 |
2 |
74.31 |
2011-06-15 |
| 33. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
80.51 |
1.0168 |
0.0937 |
271 |
2 |
78.69 |
2011-03-27 |
| 34. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
80.50 |
1.0679 |
0.0616 |
177 |
1 |
80.50 |
2011-02-19 |
| 35. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
80.27 |
0.9907 |
0.1137 |
211 |
1 |
80.27 |
2011-01-27 |
| 36. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
80.12 |
1.0506 |
0.0821 |
277 |
2 |
71.32 |
2011-08-21 |
| 37. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
80.09 |
0.9758 |
0.1283 |
314 |
2 |
78.06 |
2011-02-17 |
| 38. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
79.92 |
1.0203 |
0.0841 |
261 |
2 |
75.76 |
2011-02-14 |
| 39. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
79.86 |
1.0063 |
0.0945 |
371 |
1 |
79.86 |
2011-03-10 |
| 40. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
79.75 |
0.9886 |
0.1126 |
220 |
1 |
79.75 |
2011-01-27 |
| 41. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
79.37 |
0.9899 |
0.0988 |
163 |
1 |
79.37 |
2011-07-29 |
| 42. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
79.14 |
1.1114 |
-0.0238 |
247 |
1 |
79.14 |
2011-02-15 |
| 43. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
79.13 |
0.9622 |
0.1339 |
392 |
4 |
64.34 |
2011-02-19 |
| 44. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
79.02 |
1.0214 |
0.1099 |
281 |
3 |
72.73 |
2011-03-11 |
| 45. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
78.73 |
1.0388 |
0.0772 |
243 |
2 |
71.93 |
2011-02-14 |
| 46. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
78.39 |
1.0788 |
-0.0046 |
171 |
1 |
78.39 |
2011-02-16 |
| 47. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
78.33 |
1.0389 |
0.0422 |
340 |
2 |
74.86 |
2011-02-14 |
| 48. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
78.18 |
1.0521 |
0.0198 |
171 |
2 |
70.92 |
2011-02-14 |
| 49. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
78.16 |
1.0201 |
0.0498 |
172 |
1 |
78.16 |
2011-02-12 |
| 50. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
77.98 |
1.0288 |
0.0775 |
300 |
1 |
77.98 |
2010-11-04 |
| 51. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
77.59 |
1.0352 |
0.0357 |
341 |
1 |
77.59 |
2011-02-19 |
| 52. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
77.48 |
0.9646 |
0.1016 |
264 |
1 |
77.48 |
2011-07-29 |
| 53. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
77.47 |
0.9278 |
0.1418 |
295 |
1 |
77.47 |
2011-02-17 |
| 54. |
We live in a charmed world. If we have money we can buy lite... |
77.47 |
1.0125 |
0.0922 |
413 |
2 |
69.45 |
2011-03-12 |
| 55. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
77.15 |
1.0941 |
-0.0003 |
256 |
2 |
71.17 |
2011-02-12 |
| 56. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
77.13 |
1.0613 |
0.0060 |
456 |
2 |
68.12 |
2011-02-17 |
| 57. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
76.79 |
1.0025 |
0.0556 |
336 |
1 |
76.79 |
2011-03-12 |
| 58. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
76.78 |
0.9865 |
0.0719 |
276 |
2 |
73.44 |
2011-02-17 |
| 59. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
76.72 |
1.0328 |
0.0615 |
356 |
1 |
76.72 |
2011-02-04 |
| 60. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
76.61 |
1.0441 |
0.0522 |
316 |
2 |
76.12 |
2011-07-31 |
| 61. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
76.48 |
1.0483 |
0.0020 |
227 |
2 |
71.38 |
2010-10-16 |
| 62. |
Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... |
76.41 |
0.9925 |
0.0965 |
247 |
3 |
72.79 |
2011-07-29 |
| 63. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
76.33 |
1.0189 |
0.0355 |
337 |
1 |
76.33 |
2011-02-11 |
| 64. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
76.32 |
1.0004 |
0.0445 |
212 |
3 |
69.55 |
2010-10-16 |
| 65. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
76.30 |
0.9942 |
0.0651 |
483 |
1 |
76.30 |
2011-02-14 |
| 66. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
75.96 |
0.9772 |
0.0652 |
217 |
2 |
73.28 |
2011-03-22 |
| 67. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
75.85 |
1.0141 |
0.0664 |
304 |
1 |
75.85 |
2011-02-13 |
| 68. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
75.69 |
1.0768 |
0.0053 |
295 |
1 |
75.69 |
2011-02-18 |
| 69. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
75.63 |
0.9468 |
0.0939 |
276 |
2 |
75.01 |
2011-06-16 |
| 70. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
75.51 |
1.0441 |
-0.0030 |
252 |
1 |
75.51 |
2011-01-27 |
| 71. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
75.42 |
1.0358 |
0.0440 |
349 |
2 |
69.18 |
2011-02-15 |
| 72. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
75.29 |
1.0261 |
0.0086 |
273 |
3 |
68.93 |
2011-02-13 |
| 73. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
75.24 |
1.0797 |
-0.0494 |
210 |
1 |
75.24 |
2010-10-11 |
| 74. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
75.14 |
1.0498 |
-0.0202 |
180 |
1 |
75.14 |
2011-09-01 |
| 75. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
75.09 |
1.0257 |
0.0144 |
401 |
2 |
74.15 |
2011-02-12 |
| 76. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
74.85 |
0.9938 |
0.0375 |
339 |
2 |
71.92 |
2010-10-16 |
| 77. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
74.82 |
0.9359 |
0.1333 |
353 |
1 |
74.82 |
2018-01-27 |
| 78. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
74.63 |
1.0799 |
-0.0561 |
243 |
2 |
70.43 |
2011-02-11 |
| 79. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
74.39 |
0.9601 |
0.0685 |
308 |
2 |
68.85 |
2011-03-10 |
| 80. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
74.22 |
1.0385 |
-0.0185 |
230 |
1 |
74.22 |
2011-02-11 |
| 81. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
74.21 |
1.0528 |
-0.0363 |
201 |
2 |
73.52 |
2011-03-12 |
| 82. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
74.06 |
0.9619 |
0.0625 |
393 |
1 |
74.06 |
2011-02-11 |
| 83. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
73.97 |
1.0120 |
0.0054 |
290 |
1 |
73.97 |
2011-03-12 |
| 84. |
By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environ... |
73.97 |
0.9726 |
0.0395 |
154 |
1 |
73.97 |
2011-02-17 |
| 85. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
73.97 |
1.0619 |
-0.0403 |
354 |
1 |
73.97 |
2010-10-13 |
| 86. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
73.84 |
1.0068 |
0.0127 |
358 |
2 |
73.60 |
2011-02-14 |
| 87. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
73.84 |
1.1215 |
-0.0812 |
200 |
1 |
73.84 |
2011-02-13 |
| 88. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
73.71 |
1.0095 |
0.0040 |
316 |
2 |
68.56 |
2010-10-18 |
| 89. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
73.48 |
0.9820 |
0.0296 |
274 |
3 |
68.32 |
2010-10-13 |
| 90. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
73.28 |
1.0034 |
0.0038 |
302 |
1 |
73.28 |
2011-03-27 |
| 91. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered to see how ... |
73.25 |
0.9461 |
0.0584 |
193 |
2 |
67.39 |
2011-02-17 |
| 92. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
73.14 |
1.0403 |
-0.0187 |
193 |
1 |
73.14 |
2011-02-04 |
| 93. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
72.95 |
1.0391 |
-0.0291 |
358 |
1 |
72.95 |
2011-02-13 |
| 94. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
72.94 |
0.9672 |
0.0429 |
396 |
1 |
72.94 |
2011-02-19 |
| 95. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
72.92 |
1.0496 |
-0.0470 |
314 |
1 |
72.92 |
2010-10-15 |
| 96. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
72.83 |
1.0863 |
-0.0490 |
210 |
1 |
72.83 |
2010-10-15 |
| 97. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
72.69 |
1.0214 |
-0.0227 |
269 |
1 |
72.69 |
2010-10-15 |
| 98. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
72.68 |
0.9855 |
0.0479 |
258 |
2 |
66.57 |
2011-07-29 |
| 99. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
72.63 |
0.9570 |
0.0439 |
287 |
1 |
72.63 |
2011-02-12 |
| 100. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
72.08 |
1.0463 |
-0.0590 |
182 |
1 |
72.08 |
2010-10-16 |
| 101. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
71.93 |
1.0669 |
-0.0442 |
213 |
3 |
70.66 |
2011-02-21 |
| 102. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
71.75 |
0.9699 |
0.0167 |
269 |
3 |
68.99 |
2012-01-15 |
| 103. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
71.73 |
0.9064 |
0.0895 |
399 |
2 |
69.49 |
2012-01-15 |
| 104. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
71.68 |
0.9786 |
0.0022 |
193 |
1 |
71.68 |
2010-10-16 |
| 105. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
71.67 |
0.9670 |
0.0611 |
307 |
2 |
64.91 |
2011-09-01 |
| 106. |
The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... |
71.54 |
0.9567 |
0.0699 |
184 |
2 |
69.77 |
2011-02-15 |
| 107. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
71.46 |
0.9513 |
0.0356 |
354 |
2 |
68.73 |
2011-02-19 |
| 108. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
71.20 |
0.9485 |
0.0335 |
291 |
1 |
71.20 |
2011-02-12 |
| 109. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
71.15 |
1.0529 |
-0.0741 |
351 |
1 |
71.15 |
2010-10-15 |
| 110. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
71.11 |
0.9756 |
0.0012 |
229 |
1 |
71.11 |
2011-03-11 |
| 111. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
71.06 |
1.0251 |
-0.0498 |
261 |
1 |
71.06 |
2010-10-11 |
| 112. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
71.01 |
0.9351 |
0.0362 |
190 |
1 |
71.01 |
2011-07-29 |
| 113. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
70.99 |
0.9846 |
-0.0091 |
281 |
3 |
67.25 |
2011-06-15 |
| 114. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
70.97 |
1.0531 |
-0.0387 |
272 |
1 |
70.97 |
2011-01-27 |
| 115. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
70.80 |
0.9684 |
0.0083 |
388 |
3 |
63.90 |
2010-11-04 |
| 116. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
70.67 |
0.9088 |
0.0685 |
348 |
1 |
70.67 |
2011-03-10 |
| 117. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
70.46 |
1.0763 |
-0.0656 |
367 |
1 |
70.46 |
2011-02-04 |
| 118. |
However, let us leave aside the philosophical, social, and e... |
70.44 |
0.9569 |
0.0384 |
410 |
1 |
70.44 |
2011-02-12 |
| 119. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
70.44 |
1.0352 |
-0.0632 |
341 |
1 |
70.44 |
2011-07-28 |
| 120. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
70.43 |
0.9790 |
0.0303 |
311 |
1 |
70.43 |
2011-03-23 |
| 121. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
70.34 |
0.9946 |
-0.0273 |
246 |
1 |
70.34 |
2010-10-11 |
| 122. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
70.31 |
0.9612 |
0.0061 |
256 |
4 |
60.11 |
2011-03-23 |
| 123. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
70.28 |
0.9411 |
0.0265 |
318 |
1 |
70.28 |
2011-07-29 |
| 124. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
70.20 |
1.0211 |
-0.0249 |
213 |
1 |
70.20 |
2011-03-27 |
| 125. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
70.09 |
0.9894 |
-0.0210 |
323 |
2 |
66.68 |
2011-07-29 |
| 126. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
69.98 |
0.9904 |
0.0127 |
203 |
1 |
69.98 |
2011-02-19 |
| 127. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
69.92 |
0.9464 |
0.0204 |
323 |
2 |
64.22 |
2011-02-14 |
| 128. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
69.87 |
0.9681 |
0.0008 |
378 |
2 |
67.31 |
2011-03-10 |
| 129. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
69.68 |
0.9879 |
-0.0209 |
450 |
1 |
69.68 |
2011-02-17 |
| 130. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
69.59 |
1.0883 |
-0.0991 |
303 |
3 |
64.54 |
2011-03-27 |
| 131. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
69.56 |
0.9905 |
-0.0263 |
377 |
1 |
69.56 |
2011-06-16 |
| 132. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
69.38 |
1.0711 |
-0.1222 |
213 |
2 |
66.21 |
2010-10-15 |
| 133. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
69.30 |
1.0429 |
-0.0913 |
259 |
1 |
69.30 |
2011-03-23 |
| 134. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
69.28 |
1.0795 |
-0.0961 |
226 |
1 |
69.28 |
2010-10-13 |
| 135. |
When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitc... |
69.17 |
0.9693 |
0.0030 |
360 |
1 |
69.17 |
2011-02-12 |
| 136. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
69.03 |
1.0375 |
-0.0421 |
200 |
1 |
69.03 |
2011-02-18 |
| 137. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
68.89 |
1.0545 |
-0.0666 |
416 |
2 |
65.76 |
2011-01-27 |
| 138. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
68.86 |
1.0150 |
-0.0191 |
325 |
1 |
68.86 |
2011-03-10 |
| 139. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
68.82 |
0.9330 |
0.0198 |
360 |
1 |
68.82 |
2011-02-20 |
| 140. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
68.82 |
1.0343 |
-0.0507 |
242 |
1 |
68.82 |
2010-10-17 |
| 141. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
68.66 |
0.9578 |
-0.0141 |
281 |
2 |
67.31 |
2010-11-05 |
| 142. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
68.27 |
0.9633 |
-0.0221 |
304 |
1 |
68.27 |
2010-10-13 |
| 143. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
68.26 |
0.9893 |
-0.0506 |
323 |
1 |
68.26 |
2011-03-22 |
| 144. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
68.18 |
0.9697 |
-0.0321 |
249 |
2 |
66.74 |
2011-08-21 |
| 145. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
68.09 |
0.9731 |
-0.0492 |
129 |
1 |
68.09 |
2011-02-24 |
| 146. |
We were all in our late twenties or early-to-middle thirties... |
68.02 |
0.8867 |
0.0542 |
241 |
1 |
68.02 |
2010-10-15 |
| 147. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
68.00 |
1.0131 |
-0.0820 |
225 |
1 |
68.00 |
2010-10-15 |
| 148. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
67.91 |
0.8951 |
0.0408 |
193 |
1 |
67.91 |
2010-10-13 |
| 149. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
67.68 |
1.0462 |
-0.1217 |
184 |
1 |
67.68 |
2010-10-11 |
| 150. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
67.35 |
0.8916 |
0.0344 |
216 |
1 |
67.35 |
2011-03-10 |
| 151. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
67.10 |
1.0725 |
-0.1243 |
233 |
1 |
67.10 |
2011-02-19 |
| 152. |
You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ... |
66.94 |
0.8914 |
0.0296 |
366 |
3 |
58.93 |
2011-02-14 |
| 153. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
66.36 |
1.0172 |
-0.0702 |
341 |
2 |
61.87 |
2011-06-15 |
| 154. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
66.30 |
0.9125 |
0.0004 |
308 |
2 |
63.71 |
2011-02-12 |
| 155. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
66.30 |
1.0774 |
-0.1369 |
304 |
2 |
65.06 |
2011-02-14 |
| 156. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
66.18 |
1.0053 |
-0.0978 |
232 |
1 |
66.18 |
2011-02-15 |
| 157. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
66.09 |
0.9792 |
-0.0324 |
265 |
3 |
62.46 |
2011-01-27 |
| 158. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
66.08 |
0.9916 |
-0.0409 |
282 |
1 |
66.08 |
2011-02-16 |
| 159. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
66.02 |
0.9148 |
-0.0059 |
317 |
1 |
66.02 |
2011-07-28 |
| 160. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
65.92 |
0.9072 |
-0.0030 |
237 |
2 |
60.45 |
2011-02-14 |
| 161. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
65.65 |
0.9430 |
-0.0480 |
211 |
2 |
64.64 |
2011-02-11 |
| 162. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
65.63 |
0.9593 |
-0.0527 |
398 |
1 |
65.63 |
2010-11-05 |
| 163. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
65.59 |
1.0197 |
-0.1212 |
226 |
1 |
65.59 |
2011-03-27 |
| 164. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
65.58 |
0.9529 |
-0.0113 |
269 |
1 |
65.58 |
2010-10-16 |
| 165. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
65.40 |
1.0885 |
-0.1548 |
341 |
1 |
65.40 |
2010-10-15 |
| 166. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
65.31 |
0.9795 |
-0.0822 |
308 |
1 |
65.31 |
2010-10-17 |
| 167. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
65.15 |
1.0917 |
-0.1729 |
243 |
1 |
65.15 |
2010-10-15 |
| 168. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. Certain artisans were... |
64.98 |
0.9430 |
-0.0471 |
297 |
2 |
58.30 |
2010-10-13 |
| 169. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
64.95 |
0.9429 |
-0.0493 |
287 |
1 |
64.95 |
2010-10-13 |
| 170. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
64.78 |
0.9844 |
-0.0898 |
293 |
1 |
64.78 |
2010-10-12 |
| 171. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
64.75 |
1.0516 |
-0.1623 |
281 |
1 |
64.75 |
2011-03-12 |
| 172. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
64.59 |
1.0340 |
-0.1417 |
406 |
1 |
64.59 |
2010-10-16 |
| 173. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
64.56 |
0.9768 |
-0.0872 |
387 |
1 |
64.56 |
2010-10-12 |
| 174. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
64.37 |
0.9941 |
-0.1121 |
217 |
1 |
64.37 |
2010-10-13 |
| 175. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
64.36 |
1.0117 |
-0.0827 |
297 |
1 |
64.36 |
2010-10-15 |
| 176. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
64.25 |
1.0062 |
-0.1235 |
288 |
2 |
62.44 |
2011-01-27 |
| 177. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
64.20 |
0.9866 |
-0.1082 |
218 |
1 |
64.20 |
2010-10-13 |
| 178. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
64.11 |
0.8382 |
0.0431 |
268 |
2 |
57.58 |
2011-01-27 |
| 179. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
64.05 |
0.9724 |
-0.0888 |
237 |
1 |
64.05 |
2010-10-12 |
| 180. |
Dropping through sky, through the glass of the roof, through... |
63.88 |
0.9688 |
-0.0908 |
217 |
1 |
63.88 |
2010-10-15 |
| 181. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
63.77 |
1.0033 |
-0.1340 |
189 |
1 |
63.77 |
2011-01-27 |
| 182. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
63.56 |
0.9532 |
-0.0813 |
258 |
1 |
63.56 |
2010-10-15 |
| 183. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
63.41 |
0.9635 |
-0.0872 |
389 |
1 |
63.41 |
2010-10-12 |
| 184. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
63.26 |
0.9307 |
-0.0536 |
246 |
1 |
63.26 |
2010-10-11 |
| 185. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
63.24 |
0.8958 |
-0.0227 |
322 |
1 |
63.24 |
2011-02-12 |
| 186. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
62.97 |
0.9426 |
-0.0745 |
317 |
2 |
62.76 |
2011-03-10 |
| 187. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
62.88 |
1.0523 |
-0.1928 |
256 |
1 |
62.88 |
2010-10-17 |
| 188. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
62.43 |
1.0487 |
-0.1965 |
231 |
1 |
62.43 |
2010-10-13 |
| 189. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
62.35 |
1.0099 |
-0.1565 |
207 |
1 |
62.35 |
2010-10-15 |
| 190. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
62.09 |
0.9785 |
-0.1228 |
335 |
1 |
62.09 |
2010-10-16 |
| 191. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
61.79 |
0.9176 |
-0.0306 |
365 |
1 |
61.79 |
2011-02-15 |
| 192. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
61.50 |
0.9164 |
-0.0675 |
305 |
1 |
61.50 |
2010-10-16 |
| 193. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
61.49 |
1.0138 |
-0.1700 |
231 |
1 |
61.49 |
2011-02-12 |
| 194. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
61.48 |
0.9342 |
-0.0867 |
434 |
1 |
61.48 |
2010-10-14 |
| 195. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
61.28 |
0.9805 |
-0.1348 |
292 |
1 |
61.28 |
2011-02-04 |
| 196. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
60.24 |
1.0361 |
-0.2085 |
269 |
1 |
60.24 |
2010-10-13 |
| 197. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
60.19 |
0.9597 |
-0.1296 |
347 |
1 |
60.19 |
2010-10-16 |
| 198. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
60.11 |
0.8933 |
-0.0621 |
363 |
2 |
55.21 |
2010-10-14 |
| 199. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
60.05 |
0.8602 |
-0.0385 |
206 |
1 |
60.05 |
2011-03-12 |
| 200. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
59.84 |
0.8595 |
-0.0365 |
242 |
2 |
57.80 |
2011-03-27 |
| 201. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
59.79 |
1.0445 |
-0.2232 |
373 |
1 |
59.79 |
2010-10-12 |
| 202. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
59.79 |
0.9233 |
-0.1108 |
168 |
1 |
59.79 |
2010-10-12 |
| 203. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
59.18 |
1.0183 |
-0.2117 |
191 |
1 |
59.18 |
2010-10-12 |
| 204. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
58.43 |
0.8826 |
-0.0797 |
296 |
1 |
58.43 |
2010-10-13 |
| 205. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
58.03 |
0.9275 |
-0.1347 |
211 |
1 |
58.03 |
2010-10-12 |
| 206. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
57.98 |
1.0252 |
-0.2364 |
176 |
1 |
57.98 |
2010-10-14 |
| 207. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
57.96 |
0.9567 |
-0.1618 |
273 |
1 |
57.96 |
2010-10-13 |
| 208. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
57.82 |
1.0316 |
-0.2348 |
333 |
1 |
57.82 |
2010-10-12 |
| 209. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
57.43 |
0.9676 |
-0.1720 |
442 |
1 |
57.43 |
2010-10-11 |
| 210. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
56.98 |
0.9632 |
-0.1398 |
345 |
1 |
56.98 |
2010-10-16 |
| 211. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
56.77 |
0.9202 |
-0.1423 |
254 |
1 |
56.77 |
2010-10-13 |
| 212. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
56.77 |
0.9898 |
-0.1738 |
353 |
1 |
56.77 |
2010-10-11 |
| 213. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
55.48 |
0.9936 |
-0.2132 |
227 |
1 |
55.48 |
2010-10-13 |
| 214. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
54.03 |
0.8956 |
-0.1508 |
322 |
1 |
54.03 |
2010-10-14 |
| 215. |
Webster defines intelligence as, "the ability to apprehend i... |
51.58 |
0.8670 |
-0.1557 |
318 |
1 |
51.58 |
2010-10-14 |
| 216. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
50.72 |
0.8105 |
-0.1207 |
204 |
1 |
50.72 |
2010-10-13 |