| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
A sensitive and honest-minded man, if he's concerned about e... |
167.53 |
0.9968 |
0.3291 |
236 |
1 |
167.53 |
2017-03-25 |
| 2. |
No matter where you stand on the long path, right now, try v... |
167.22 |
1.1481 |
0.1675 |
110 |
1 |
167.22 |
2019-07-29 |
| 3. |
When you are painting you should take a flat mirror and ofte... |
159.65 |
1.1297 |
0.1295 |
257 |
1 |
159.65 |
2020-04-20 |
| 4. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
159.05 |
1.0368 |
0.2169 |
276 |
1 |
159.05 |
2021-06-11 |
| 5. |
Salvation must grow out of understanding, total understandin... |
158.48 |
1.0161 |
0.2401 |
192 |
1 |
158.48 |
2017-03-03 |
| 6. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
156.82 |
1.0201 |
0.2174 |
303 |
1 |
156.82 |
2020-10-22 |
| 7. |
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly f... |
156.81 |
1.1605 |
0.0723 |
145 |
2 |
155.48 |
2017-03-13 |
| 8. |
I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, what... |
156.18 |
1.0428 |
0.1848 |
271 |
1 |
156.18 |
2019-05-25 |
| 9. |
It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and t... |
155.87 |
1.1293 |
0.0956 |
136 |
1 |
155.87 |
2017-03-13 |
| 10. |
For just one second, look at your life and see how perfect i... |
154.80 |
1.0621 |
0.1562 |
328 |
1 |
154.80 |
2019-07-29 |
| 11. |
After others have talked about themselves, a point will be r... |
154.78 |
1.0948 |
0.1274 |
153 |
1 |
154.78 |
2017-03-14 |
| 12. |
You know when I was your age, I went out to fishing with all... |
153.81 |
1.0744 |
0.1356 |
144 |
2 |
147.48 |
2017-03-13 |
| 13. |
We just don't recognize life's most significant moments whil... |
153.70 |
0.9260 |
0.2803 |
173 |
1 |
153.70 |
2019-10-02 |
| 14. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
153.22 |
1.0796 |
0.1248 |
129 |
2 |
124.54 |
2017-10-01 |
| 15. |
When the night has come and the land is dark and the moon is... |
151.72 |
1.0881 |
0.1055 |
170 |
1 |
151.72 |
2020-10-24 |
| 16. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
151.18 |
1.0412 |
0.1505 |
225 |
1 |
151.18 |
2019-11-01 |
| 17. |
What good are prayers and shrines to a person mad with love?... |
149.49 |
1.0373 |
0.1436 |
170 |
2 |
131.09 |
2017-03-13 |
| 18. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
149.35 |
1.0387 |
0.1699 |
239 |
1 |
149.35 |
2018-09-08 |
| 19. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
148.69 |
1.0595 |
0.1129 |
379 |
1 |
148.69 |
2017-03-13 |
| 20. |
The rate of progress is so rapid that what one learns at sch... |
147.28 |
1.0449 |
0.1166 |
383 |
1 |
147.28 |
2017-08-22 |
| 21. |
You know that I write slowly. This is chiefly because I am n... |
147.17 |
1.0138 |
0.1454 |
192 |
1 |
147.17 |
2021-04-05 |
| 22. |
I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies, but I... |
147.04 |
1.0394 |
0.1225 |
325 |
1 |
147.04 |
2018-09-08 |
| 23. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
146.77 |
1.0829 |
0.0739 |
288 |
1 |
146.77 |
2017-03-13 |
| 24. |
Source routing is a way of moving a packet through a network... |
146.39 |
1.0494 |
0.1081 |
408 |
1 |
146.39 |
2017-08-22 |
| 25. |
This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to... |
146.22 |
1.0254 |
0.1291 |
163 |
1 |
146.22 |
2018-02-21 |
| 26. |
I learned to write because I am one of those people who some... |
145.95 |
1.1118 |
0.0373 |
210 |
1 |
145.95 |
2021-05-07 |
| 27. |
You are what you are and you are where you are because of wh... |
145.51 |
1.1823 |
-0.0377 |
178 |
1 |
145.51 |
2017-03-18 |
| 28. |
As the United States assumed greater status as a power in wo... |
145.33 |
0.9989 |
0.1460 |
205 |
2 |
137.84 |
2017-03-12 |
| 29. |
He soon felt that the fulfillment of his desires gave him on... |
144.71 |
1.0487 |
0.0951 |
252 |
1 |
144.71 |
2017-03-13 |
| 30. |
And you can fly high as a kite if you want to, faster than l... |
144.37 |
1.0905 |
0.0449 |
147 |
1 |
144.37 |
2021-04-05 |
| 31. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
144.22 |
0.9527 |
0.1833 |
251 |
1 |
144.22 |
2017-03-13 |
| 32. |
I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy t... |
144.11 |
1.1106 |
0.0256 |
235 |
1 |
144.11 |
2020-01-17 |
| 33. |
Some feeling had started in my stomach and was traveling up ... |
143.97 |
1.0998 |
0.0377 |
199 |
1 |
143.97 |
2017-03-17 |
| 34. |
Now my life has changed in oh so many ways, my independence ... |
143.23 |
1.0567 |
0.0733 |
188 |
1 |
143.23 |
2021-06-11 |
| 35. |
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, snowflakes th... |
143.17 |
1.0129 |
0.1157 |
177 |
1 |
143.17 |
2018-09-09 |
| 36. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
142.96 |
1.0343 |
0.1326 |
242 |
1 |
142.96 |
2019-07-29 |
| 37. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
142.88 |
1.0109 |
0.1147 |
276 |
1 |
142.88 |
2017-03-18 |
| 38. |
The higher a man stands on the social ladder, the greater th... |
142.74 |
1.0699 |
0.0589 |
219 |
1 |
142.74 |
2017-03-17 |
| 39. |
A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which ... |
142.68 |
0.9447 |
0.1784 |
230 |
1 |
142.68 |
2019-07-29 |
| 40. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
142.58 |
1.0388 |
0.1168 |
243 |
1 |
142.58 |
2017-03-12 |
| 41. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
142.21 |
1.0426 |
0.0778 |
323 |
1 |
142.21 |
2018-02-10 |
| 42. |
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their padd... |
142.12 |
0.9801 |
0.1426 |
209 |
1 |
142.12 |
2019-07-29 |
| 43. |
As Harry and Ron walked back to the castle for dinner, their... |
141.77 |
1.0138 |
0.1024 |
243 |
1 |
141.77 |
2020-10-24 |
| 44. |
I wish that strife would vanish away from among gods and mor... |
141.50 |
1.0656 |
0.0509 |
264 |
1 |
141.50 |
2019-05-25 |
| 45. |
I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the wo... |
141.06 |
1.0886 |
0.0214 |
163 |
1 |
141.06 |
2017-08-22 |
| 46. |
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, ... |
140.81 |
1.0185 |
0.0958 |
252 |
1 |
140.81 |
2017-03-09 |
| 47. |
When we got to the Mint I parked on the street in front of t... |
140.74 |
1.0462 |
0.0641 |
158 |
1 |
140.74 |
2017-03-13 |
| 48. |
The number one challenge I've seen with myself and with othe... |
140.67 |
1.0117 |
0.0986 |
239 |
1 |
140.67 |
2017-03-12 |
| 49. |
In a way fighting was just like using magic. You said the wo... |
140.27 |
1.0648 |
0.0379 |
237 |
1 |
140.27 |
2020-10-24 |
| 50. |
This is what we call love. When you are loved, you can do an... |
140.02 |
1.0908 |
0.0131 |
193 |
1 |
140.02 |
2017-03-18 |
| 51. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
140.00 |
0.9814 |
0.1606 |
364 |
1 |
140.00 |
2017-03-09 |
| 52. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
139.66 |
1.0296 |
0.0726 |
437 |
1 |
139.66 |
2017-03-16 |
| 53. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
139.20 |
0.9570 |
0.1404 |
287 |
2 |
133.26 |
2017-03-13 |
| 54. |
And there was value in the thing, clearly, that they were ce... |
139.08 |
0.9819 |
0.1162 |
462 |
1 |
139.08 |
2019-05-25 |
| 55. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
138.83 |
1.0183 |
0.0722 |
191 |
1 |
138.83 |
2017-03-24 |
| 56. |
It is one thing to write as poet and another to write as a h... |
138.42 |
1.0949 |
-0.0013 |
302 |
1 |
138.42 |
2017-03-17 |
| 57. |
Opening your eyes is all that is needing. The heart lies and... |
138.40 |
1.0281 |
0.0636 |
293 |
1 |
138.40 |
2019-05-25 |
| 58. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
138.01 |
1.0574 |
0.0585 |
205 |
1 |
138.01 |
2017-03-17 |
| 59. |
I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual tea... |
137.85 |
1.0489 |
0.0366 |
175 |
1 |
137.85 |
2019-07-29 |
| 60. |
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yet there are those wh... |
137.42 |
1.0329 |
0.0506 |
399 |
1 |
137.42 |
2020-04-20 |
| 61. |
The moments that define lives aren't always obvious. They do... |
137.22 |
0.9447 |
0.1367 |
411 |
1 |
137.22 |
2018-09-08 |
| 62. |
We fight every night for something. When the sun sets, we're... |
137.20 |
1.0195 |
0.0608 |
240 |
1 |
137.20 |
2018-09-08 |
| 63. |
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with t... |
137.14 |
0.9004 |
0.1794 |
252 |
1 |
137.14 |
2020-10-24 |
| 64. |
The man who reviews his own life, as I do mine, in going on ... |
136.96 |
1.0077 |
0.0747 |
317 |
1 |
136.96 |
2017-03-17 |
| 65. |
They don't know our world but they know their own. |
136.67 |
1.1002 |
-0.0332 |
50 |
1 |
136.67 |
2020-01-17 |
| 66. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
136.57 |
1.0124 |
0.0618 |
204 |
1 |
136.57 |
2017-03-12 |
| 67. |
So much of this story is about human will, about what we can... |
136.49 |
1.0863 |
-0.0090 |
261 |
1 |
136.49 |
2017-03-14 |
| 68. |
To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobl... |
136.37 |
0.9875 |
0.0856 |
198 |
1 |
136.37 |
2020-10-24 |
| 69. |
We were sent here for something. And we know that all things... |
136.31 |
1.1274 |
-0.0548 |
155 |
1 |
136.31 |
2017-03-18 |
| 70. |
And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if ... |
136.08 |
1.0250 |
0.0484 |
167 |
1 |
136.08 |
2017-03-13 |
| 71. |
And let's remember that science isn't a game of chess, altho... |
136.00 |
1.0591 |
0.0157 |
202 |
1 |
136.00 |
2017-03-14 |
| 72. |
I have dreamt in my life, dreams that have stayed with me ev... |
135.53 |
1.0779 |
-0.0074 |
275 |
1 |
135.53 |
2017-03-13 |
| 73. |
"Without pain, how could we know joy?" This is an old argume... |
135.31 |
0.9309 |
0.1365 |
285 |
1 |
135.31 |
2017-08-22 |
| 74. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
135.13 |
1.0795 |
0.0176 |
226 |
1 |
135.13 |
2022-10-18 |
| 75. |
For instance, last Monday, he told me to have the Great Wall... |
134.75 |
0.9148 |
0.1512 |
517 |
1 |
134.75 |
2019-05-25 |
| 76. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
134.69 |
1.0917 |
-0.0038 |
243 |
1 |
134.69 |
2017-03-18 |
| 77. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
134.39 |
0.9798 |
0.0754 |
199 |
1 |
134.39 |
2017-03-17 |
| 78. |
What could there be about a shadow that was so terrible that... |
134.39 |
1.0512 |
0.0121 |
259 |
1 |
134.39 |
2017-03-14 |
| 79. |
The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The mo... |
134.05 |
0.9719 |
0.0878 |
249 |
1 |
134.05 |
2017-03-17 |
| 80. |
Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice, two percent for... |
133.96 |
1.0464 |
0.0079 |
247 |
1 |
133.96 |
2019-07-29 |
| 81. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
133.89 |
1.0403 |
0.0319 |
193 |
1 |
133.89 |
2017-03-18 |
| 82. |
I turned back, and perceived a vast opaque body between me a... |
133.87 |
0.9923 |
0.0638 |
308 |
1 |
133.87 |
2017-03-16 |
| 83. |
I want to leave my footprints in the sands of time. Know the... |
133.64 |
1.1101 |
-0.0549 |
235 |
1 |
133.64 |
2017-03-13 |
| 84. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
133.36 |
0.9426 |
0.1083 |
317 |
1 |
133.36 |
2017-03-17 |
| 85. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
133.30 |
1.0774 |
0.0005 |
304 |
1 |
133.30 |
2017-03-13 |
| 86. |
No one could figure out how I coaxed such hearty flavor out ... |
133.28 |
0.9515 |
0.1048 |
411 |
1 |
133.28 |
2021-04-05 |
| 87. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
133.19 |
1.0214 |
0.0269 |
269 |
1 |
133.19 |
2017-03-13 |
| 88. |
I decided to run some experiments on the steel used to build... |
133.14 |
0.9329 |
0.1188 |
565 |
1 |
133.14 |
2020-10-24 |
| 89. |
You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission... |
133.01 |
1.0121 |
0.0376 |
392 |
1 |
133.01 |
2017-03-13 |
| 90. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
132.47 |
1.1068 |
-0.0290 |
393 |
1 |
132.47 |
2019-07-29 |
| 91. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
132.39 |
1.0025 |
0.0399 |
336 |
1 |
132.39 |
2017-03-25 |
| 92. |
Well this seems to be a waste of my time. That is nine hundr... |
132.35 |
0.9731 |
0.1031 |
307 |
1 |
132.35 |
2017-03-12 |
| 93. |
Writing is hard work. A clear sentence is no accident. Very ... |
131.97 |
1.0323 |
0.0103 |
224 |
1 |
131.97 |
2017-03-13 |
| 94. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
130.78 |
0.9072 |
0.1214 |
237 |
1 |
130.78 |
2017-03-13 |
| 95. |
I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself q... |
130.72 |
0.9875 |
0.0463 |
275 |
1 |
130.72 |
2017-03-12 |
| 96. |
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are... |
130.71 |
0.9185 |
0.1118 |
199 |
1 |
130.71 |
2017-03-18 |
| 97. |
Yes, it was her he was looking at, and there was meaning in ... |
130.01 |
1.0815 |
-0.0564 |
167 |
1 |
130.01 |
2017-03-13 |
| 98. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
129.97 |
0.9286 |
0.0935 |
194 |
1 |
129.97 |
2017-03-08 |
| 99. |
My father died on this floor. Right there. Stabbed 27 times,... |
129.94 |
0.9439 |
0.0782 |
248 |
1 |
129.94 |
2020-10-24 |
| 100. |
It may sound trite to you but I have found myself again afte... |
129.48 |
1.0541 |
-0.0322 |
440 |
1 |
129.48 |
2020-01-17 |
| 101. |
Doubting someone is not necessarily a bad thing, because it ... |
129.17 |
1.1161 |
-0.1010 |
168 |
2 |
127.37 |
2017-08-22 |
| 102. |
George, I am an old man and most people hate me. But I don't... |
129.13 |
1.0311 |
-0.0162 |
371 |
1 |
129.13 |
2020-04-20 |
| 103. |
I met him down near the border. Said he wanted me to work wi... |
129.05 |
1.0028 |
0.0152 |
203 |
1 |
129.05 |
2020-10-24 |
| 104. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
129.02 |
0.9557 |
0.0634 |
331 |
1 |
129.02 |
2017-03-14 |
| 105. |
The upper class in the United States is a small, exclusive g... |
128.54 |
0.9264 |
0.0891 |
577 |
1 |
128.54 |
2017-03-13 |
| 106. |
The spot where we intend to fight must not be made known; fo... |
128.50 |
1.0028 |
0.0146 |
292 |
1 |
128.50 |
2017-03-13 |
| 107. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
128.45 |
1.0498 |
-0.0420 |
180 |
1 |
128.45 |
2017-03-13 |
| 108. |
What we do know is that, as the chemical window closed, anot... |
128.36 |
1.0216 |
-0.0115 |
302 |
1 |
128.36 |
2019-07-29 |
| 109. |
Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ev... |
128.14 |
0.9909 |
0.0213 |
263 |
1 |
128.14 |
2017-03-16 |
| 110. |
When you go into the ER, one of the first things they ask yo... |
127.86 |
1.0490 |
-0.0375 |
542 |
1 |
127.86 |
2017-03-17 |
| 111. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
127.70 |
1.0316 |
-0.0258 |
333 |
1 |
127.70 |
2017-10-01 |
| 112. |
What's the use you learning to do right when it's troublesom... |
127.37 |
1.1038 |
-0.1031 |
139 |
1 |
127.37 |
2017-10-11 |
| 113. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
127.20 |
1.0214 |
0.0213 |
281 |
3 |
117.25 |
2020-04-20 |
| 114. |
The object of this massive tribute died as he had always liv... |
127.02 |
0.9427 |
0.0602 |
455 |
1 |
127.02 |
2020-10-24 |
| 115. |
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will b... |
126.92 |
1.0444 |
-0.0435 |
186 |
1 |
126.92 |
2017-03-13 |
| 116. |
When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitc... |
126.63 |
0.9693 |
0.0426 |
360 |
1 |
126.63 |
2017-03-09 |
| 117. |
The first time I made coffee for just myself, I made too muc... |
126.59 |
1.0551 |
-0.0555 |
249 |
1 |
126.59 |
2017-03-13 |
| 118. |
We hold our rifles in missing hands. We stand tall on missin... |
126.52 |
1.0026 |
-0.0066 |
256 |
1 |
126.52 |
2017-08-22 |
| 119. |
For this is what it means to be a king: to be first in every... |
126.35 |
1.0271 |
-0.0329 |
276 |
1 |
126.35 |
2020-10-24 |
| 120. |
Mathematics is a wonderful, elegant, and exceedingly useful ... |
126.25 |
0.8928 |
0.1034 |
407 |
1 |
126.25 |
2017-10-11 |
| 121. |
Do you know I've been sitting here thinking to myself: that ... |
126.25 |
0.9571 |
0.0357 |
347 |
1 |
126.25 |
2017-03-13 |
| 122. |
Anyway, I call this thing a "Gate." It's a kind of portal, t... |
126.20 |
0.9059 |
0.0871 |
191 |
1 |
126.20 |
2020-10-24 |
| 123. |
In this grave hour, perhaps the most fateful in our history,... |
126.15 |
1.0547 |
-0.0576 |
331 |
1 |
126.15 |
2017-03-13 |
| 124. |
Interplanetary adversaries battling for supremacy - sounds l... |
126.06 |
0.8962 |
0.0965 |
204 |
1 |
126.06 |
2020-10-24 |
| 125. |
But it is important to know this, to know your roots. To kno... |
126.05 |
1.0686 |
-0.0746 |
255 |
2 |
118.45 |
2017-03-12 |
| 126. |
I won't say another word - not one. I know I talk too much, ... |
126.03 |
1.0415 |
-0.0476 |
227 |
1 |
126.03 |
2017-03-12 |
| 127. |
That's great Rachel, but I'm on my third glass of chardonnay... |
125.89 |
1.0197 |
-0.0297 |
206 |
1 |
125.89 |
2018-09-08 |
| 128. |
If I fling one bag of trash out of my car window and onto th... |
125.53 |
1.0249 |
-0.0346 |
193 |
1 |
125.53 |
2017-03-13 |
| 129. |
Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through o... |
125.13 |
0.9318 |
0.0557 |
185 |
1 |
125.13 |
2017-03-17 |
| 130. |
He is in great fear, not knowing what mighty one may suddenl... |
124.82 |
1.0612 |
-0.0794 |
359 |
1 |
124.82 |
2020-04-20 |
| 131. |
Take a drink, my friend, and say what you have in your heart... |
124.70 |
1.0294 |
-0.0508 |
152 |
1 |
124.70 |
2017-03-17 |
| 132. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
124.60 |
0.9844 |
-0.0030 |
293 |
1 |
124.60 |
2017-03-16 |
| 133. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
124.34 |
0.9125 |
0.0669 |
308 |
1 |
124.34 |
2017-03-13 |
| 134. |
Although some men who were easy with their words said that i... |
124.18 |
1.0729 |
-0.0934 |
195 |
1 |
124.18 |
2017-03-13 |
| 135. |
A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, ... |
124.16 |
0.9726 |
0.0097 |
325 |
1 |
124.16 |
2017-03-09 |
| 136. |
The Sky People have sent us a message that they can take wha... |
124.08 |
1.0195 |
-0.0459 |
257 |
1 |
124.08 |
2017-03-09 |
| 137. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
124.02 |
0.9532 |
0.0225 |
258 |
2 |
114.86 |
2017-03-13 |
| 138. |
Books permit us to voyage through time, to tap the wisdom of... |
123.98 |
0.9893 |
-0.0098 |
602 |
1 |
123.98 |
2020-04-20 |
| 139. |
Whence all this passion towards conformity anyway? Diversity... |
123.64 |
0.9672 |
0.0075 |
500 |
1 |
123.64 |
2017-03-17 |
| 140. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
123.22 |
1.0165 |
-0.0465 |
392 |
1 |
123.22 |
2017-03-12 |
| 141. |
To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all ... |
122.47 |
1.0211 |
-0.0628 |
219 |
1 |
122.47 |
2019-07-29 |
| 142. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
121.74 |
0.9786 |
-0.0229 |
193 |
1 |
121.74 |
2017-03-12 |
| 143. |
I often see racers, particularly at the back of the pack in ... |
121.60 |
1.0004 |
-0.0274 |
469 |
1 |
121.60 |
2017-03-13 |
| 144. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
121.57 |
0.9697 |
-0.0123 |
249 |
1 |
121.57 |
2017-03-12 |
| 145. |
There are things waiting in the darkness. Creatures of metal... |
121.57 |
1.0577 |
-0.1007 |
350 |
1 |
121.57 |
2020-01-17 |
| 146. |
I was pulled this way and that for longer than I can remembe... |
121.54 |
1.0609 |
-0.1038 |
345 |
1 |
121.54 |
2017-03-12 |
| 147. |
Purity in body and heart may please some - as for me, I make... |
121.33 |
1.0406 |
-0.0834 |
191 |
1 |
121.33 |
2017-03-17 |
| 148. |
I denounce because though implicated and partially responsib... |
121.06 |
0.9766 |
-0.0200 |
206 |
1 |
121.06 |
2017-03-18 |
| 149. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
121.02 |
1.0768 |
-0.0860 |
295 |
1 |
121.02 |
2017-03-12 |
| 150. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
120.84 |
0.9776 |
-0.0268 |
308 |
1 |
120.84 |
2017-03-12 |
| 151. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
120.82 |
0.9084 |
0.0442 |
404 |
1 |
120.82 |
2017-03-13 |
| 152. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
120.81 |
1.0714 |
-0.1252 |
129 |
1 |
120.81 |
2020-10-24 |
| 153. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
120.67 |
0.9899 |
-0.0434 |
163 |
1 |
120.67 |
2017-03-12 |
| 154. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
120.67 |
0.9994 |
-0.0191 |
269 |
2 |
119.08 |
2017-08-22 |
| 155. |
I've never tried to keep a specific person alive before, and... |
120.52 |
1.0309 |
-0.0793 |
236 |
1 |
120.52 |
2017-03-17 |
| 156. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
120.45 |
1.0169 |
-0.0331 |
346 |
1 |
120.45 |
2017-03-18 |
| 157. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
120.40 |
1.1022 |
-0.1201 |
259 |
2 |
119.77 |
2017-03-13 |
| 158. |
All the girls in the world were divided into two classes: on... |
120.29 |
1.0284 |
-0.0791 |
279 |
1 |
120.29 |
2017-03-13 |
| 159. |
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty again... |
120.20 |
1.0212 |
-0.0749 |
169 |
1 |
120.20 |
2017-03-18 |
| 160. |
Have you ever been south of Monterey? Barrancas carve the co... |
120.12 |
0.9142 |
0.0307 |
279 |
1 |
120.12 |
2020-10-24 |
| 161. |
The shearers' hut had bark walls and a tin roof. The floors ... |
120.10 |
0.9943 |
-0.0451 |
321 |
1 |
120.10 |
2017-03-12 |
| 162. |
Directories contain elements that describe objects in the wo... |
120.00 |
0.9852 |
-0.0368 |
216 |
1 |
120.00 |
2017-03-12 |
| 163. |
It was a long and gloomy night that gathered on me, haunted ... |
119.63 |
0.9603 |
-0.0183 |
165 |
1 |
119.63 |
2017-03-03 |
| 164. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
119.56 |
1.0644 |
-0.0873 |
257 |
1 |
119.56 |
2017-03-18 |
| 165. |
Perhaps I'm just projecting my own concern about it. I know ... |
119.47 |
1.0196 |
-0.0792 |
227 |
2 |
113.90 |
2021-04-05 |
| 166. |
Once you fall, Septimus repeated to himself, human nature is... |
119.47 |
0.9366 |
0.0022 |
229 |
1 |
119.47 |
2017-03-14 |
| 167. |
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped - turn... |
119.30 |
0.9790 |
-0.0403 |
192 |
1 |
119.30 |
2017-03-13 |
| 168. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
119.27 |
1.0025 |
-0.0647 |
256 |
1 |
119.27 |
2017-03-13 |
| 169. |
This town is very peaceful. Yes, and that is why there are s... |
119.24 |
1.0197 |
-0.0812 |
306 |
1 |
119.24 |
2018-02-10 |
| 170. |
When I left my home and my family, I was no more than a boy ... |
119.05 |
1.0481 |
-0.1113 |
257 |
1 |
119.05 |
2017-03-09 |
| 171. |
As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer gettin... |
119.04 |
0.9567 |
-0.0210 |
134 |
1 |
119.04 |
2017-03-14 |
| 172. |
While the simple act of putting one foot in front of the oth... |
118.67 |
1.0644 |
-0.1277 |
274 |
1 |
118.67 |
2020-04-20 |
| 173. |
Conceptually, to communicate, procedures must send messages ... |
118.48 |
0.9477 |
-0.0150 |
373 |
1 |
118.48 |
2020-10-24 |
| 174. |
Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are... |
118.44 |
1.0286 |
-0.0957 |
216 |
1 |
118.44 |
2017-03-12 |
| 175. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
118.43 |
0.9846 |
-0.0536 |
281 |
1 |
118.43 |
2017-03-18 |
| 176. |
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust ... |
118.42 |
1.0051 |
-0.0715 |
218 |
1 |
118.42 |
2022-10-18 |
| 177. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
118.38 |
0.9843 |
-0.0557 |
234 |
1 |
118.38 |
2017-03-09 |
| 178. |
One way to combat the horizon effect is to continue search w... |
118.13 |
0.9775 |
-0.0447 |
191 |
1 |
118.13 |
2017-03-18 |
| 179. |
Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today. I want to be a ... |
117.81 |
0.8853 |
0.0373 |
189 |
1 |
117.81 |
2019-07-29 |
| 180. |
Ah how shameless - the way these mortals blame the gods. Fro... |
117.66 |
1.0254 |
-0.0972 |
210 |
1 |
117.66 |
2017-03-12 |
| 181. |
So, ahem, how much is it, then, Tom? - You know how much, Ni... |
117.57 |
0.8910 |
0.0487 |
607 |
1 |
117.57 |
2017-10-11 |
| 182. |
Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to prete... |
117.34 |
0.9423 |
-0.0182 |
303 |
1 |
117.34 |
2019-05-25 |
| 183. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
117.11 |
0.9769 |
-0.0568 |
263 |
1 |
117.11 |
2017-03-08 |
| 184. |
I would never want to forfeit my genders. Along with Aunt Au... |
116.98 |
0.9737 |
-0.0531 |
204 |
1 |
116.98 |
2017-10-11 |
| 185. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
116.31 |
0.9941 |
-0.0813 |
217 |
1 |
116.31 |
2017-03-12 |
| 186. |
If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowe... |
116.07 |
0.9768 |
-0.0684 |
220 |
1 |
116.07 |
2020-01-17 |
| 187. |
It's been a long day without you, my friend, and I'll tell y... |
115.87 |
1.0470 |
-0.1355 |
140 |
1 |
115.87 |
2020-10-24 |
| 188. |
Now, imagine a universe in which the laws of physics are as ... |
115.72 |
0.9150 |
-0.0021 |
388 |
1 |
115.72 |
2018-02-10 |
| 189. |
I'm in the race of life and time passed by. I sit back and I... |
115.69 |
0.9410 |
-0.0365 |
362 |
1 |
115.69 |
2020-04-20 |
| 190. |
Gately can't even imagine what it would be like to be a sobe... |
115.58 |
1.0487 |
-0.1427 |
229 |
1 |
115.58 |
2021-05-07 |
| 191. |
Breathe, breathe in the air. Don't be afraid to care. Leave ... |
115.46 |
1.0471 |
-0.1433 |
262 |
1 |
115.46 |
2020-10-24 |
| 192. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
115.38 |
1.0168 |
-0.1101 |
271 |
1 |
115.38 |
2017-03-13 |
| 193. |
Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard.... |
115.32 |
0.7918 |
0.1190 |
244 |
1 |
115.32 |
2017-03-13 |
| 194. |
I was never more hated than when I tried to be honest. Or wh... |
115.15 |
1.0203 |
-0.1146 |
164 |
1 |
115.15 |
2021-04-05 |
| 195. |
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way tha... |
115.09 |
1.0351 |
-0.1304 |
248 |
1 |
115.09 |
2018-09-09 |
| 196. |
We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most ... |
114.86 |
1.0439 |
-0.1372 |
369 |
1 |
114.86 |
2017-03-13 |
| 197. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
114.63 |
1.0264 |
-0.0907 |
422 |
1 |
114.63 |
2017-10-11 |
| 198. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
114.04 |
1.0083 |
-0.0680 |
273 |
1 |
114.04 |
2017-03-12 |
| 199. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
114.02 |
0.9636 |
-0.0671 |
254 |
1 |
114.02 |
2017-03-17 |
| 200. |
Sometimes we get sad about things and we don't like to tell ... |
114.02 |
1.0842 |
-0.1880 |
238 |
1 |
114.02 |
2017-03-13 |
| 201. |
I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call... |
114.01 |
1.0393 |
-0.1384 |
473 |
1 |
114.01 |
2017-03-13 |
| 202. |
Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say that we devise ... |
113.87 |
0.9423 |
-0.0450 |
172 |
1 |
113.87 |
2017-03-13 |
| 203. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
113.14 |
0.9243 |
-0.0009 |
448 |
1 |
113.14 |
2017-03-08 |
| 204. |
We have all got to exert ourselves a little to keep sane, an... |
113.14 |
1.0166 |
-0.1439 |
121 |
1 |
113.14 |
2017-03-13 |
| 205. |
If someone gives you an opinion and says, "Hey, you look so ... |
113.07 |
1.0068 |
-0.1124 |
312 |
1 |
113.07 |
2017-03-17 |
| 206. |
And now, as I close my task, subduing my desire to linger ye... |
112.95 |
0.9989 |
-0.1081 |
222 |
1 |
112.95 |
2017-03-13 |
| 207. |
My brother, your father, he and I. Opposites. But I never do... |
112.41 |
1.0090 |
-0.1300 |
191 |
1 |
112.41 |
2017-08-22 |
| 208. |
So, the gods don't hand out all their gifts at once, not bui... |
112.21 |
1.0171 |
-0.1315 |
401 |
1 |
112.21 |
2017-03-18 |
| 209. |
I only see my goals, I don't believe in failure 'cause I kno... |
111.81 |
1.0161 |
-0.1360 |
218 |
1 |
111.81 |
2017-03-18 |
| 210. |
When you have eaten enough to meet your needs, your digestiv... |
111.79 |
0.9785 |
-0.0968 |
392 |
1 |
111.79 |
2017-03-13 |
| 211. |
When the moon is in the Seventh House, and Jupiter aligns wi... |
111.50 |
0.8440 |
0.0317 |
215 |
1 |
111.50 |
2020-04-20 |
| 212. |
And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on sayin... |
110.43 |
0.8689 |
-0.0035 |
269 |
1 |
110.43 |
2020-04-20 |
| 213. |
So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they giv... |
109.89 |
0.8797 |
-0.0145 |
732 |
1 |
109.89 |
2020-10-24 |
| 214. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
109.68 |
0.9699 |
-0.1082 |
269 |
1 |
109.68 |
2017-03-09 |
| 215. |
We look not at the things which are what you would call seen... |
109.60 |
1.1366 |
-0.2755 |
190 |
1 |
109.60 |
2017-08-22 |
| 216. |
Open to everything happy and sad, seeing the good when it's ... |
109.36 |
1.0312 |
-0.1693 |
311 |
1 |
109.36 |
2017-03-13 |
| 217. |
Yes, they think we're dumb. They call us the common people. ... |
109.27 |
1.0548 |
-0.1937 |
160 |
1 |
109.27 |
2017-10-01 |
| 218. |
Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars. Let me s... |
109.22 |
1.0260 |
-0.1693 |
328 |
1 |
109.22 |
2022-10-18 |
| 219. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
108.85 |
1.0390 |
-0.1865 |
205 |
1 |
108.85 |
2017-03-13 |
| 220. |
They wanted me to build them a bomb so I took their plutoniu... |
108.74 |
0.9511 |
-0.0969 |
208 |
1 |
108.74 |
2019-07-29 |
| 221. |
Slowly and solemnly he was borne into Briony Lodge and laid ... |
108.71 |
0.9529 |
-0.0990 |
576 |
1 |
108.71 |
2019-05-25 |
| 222. |
Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
108.62 |
0.9216 |
-0.0319 |
255 |
1 |
108.62 |
2017-03-13 |
| 223. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
108.51 |
0.9278 |
-0.0734 |
295 |
1 |
108.51 |
2017-03-12 |
| 224. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
108.20 |
1.0535 |
-0.1712 |
326 |
1 |
108.20 |
2017-03-12 |
| 225. |
This mystery of use without consumption, of warmth without c... |
108.18 |
1.0064 |
-0.1548 |
275 |
1 |
108.18 |
2017-03-13 |
| 226. |
This is a plea for peace to the oppressors of the world and ... |
107.38 |
0.9862 |
-0.1410 |
297 |
1 |
107.38 |
2017-03-09 |
| 227. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
107.09 |
1.0555 |
-0.2135 |
363 |
1 |
107.09 |
2017-03-13 |
| 228. |
Precious are the dead that lie there, every stone over them ... |
106.88 |
1.0619 |
-0.2197 |
346 |
1 |
106.88 |
2017-03-09 |
| 229. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
106.61 |
1.0109 |
-0.1423 |
400 |
1 |
106.61 |
2017-03-13 |
| 230. |
I had been right, I was still right, I was always right. I h... |
105.53 |
1.1217 |
-0.2931 |
221 |
1 |
105.53 |
2017-08-22 |
| 231. |
There is more to color than a swatch in a book, or a pull do... |
105.50 |
0.9544 |
-0.1222 |
260 |
1 |
105.50 |
2017-03-12 |
| 232. |
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the... A... |
105.39 |
0.9679 |
-0.1401 |
455 |
1 |
105.39 |
2020-04-20 |
| 233. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
105.07 |
1.0331 |
-0.2102 |
234 |
1 |
105.07 |
2019-11-01 |
| 234. |
It made me shiver. And I about made up my mind to pray, and ... |
105.00 |
0.9355 |
-0.1093 |
419 |
1 |
105.00 |
2017-03-13 |
| 235. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
103.67 |
0.9540 |
-0.1401 |
285 |
1 |
103.67 |
2017-03-13 |
| 236. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
102.87 |
0.9855 |
-0.1447 |
258 |
1 |
102.87 |
2017-03-08 |
| 237. |
I never wanted to become someone like him. So secure, conten... |
102.75 |
1.0519 |
-0.2463 |
245 |
1 |
102.75 |
2017-03-03 |
| 238. |
And high above, depicted in a tower, sat Conquest, robed in ... |
102.68 |
0.9399 |
-0.1317 |
163 |
1 |
102.68 |
2017-03-18 |
| 239. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
102.33 |
1.0711 |
-0.2715 |
213 |
1 |
102.33 |
2017-03-13 |
| 240. |
The main thing to do is pay attention. Pay close attention t... |
102.28 |
1.0669 |
-0.2647 |
173 |
1 |
102.28 |
2017-03-13 |
| 241. |
The fault lies not with the mob, who demands nonsense, but w... |
102.16 |
0.9972 |
-0.1939 |
115 |
1 |
102.16 |
2017-03-09 |
| 242. |
I tensed, waiting for the fury - both his and mine - but it ... |
102.16 |
0.9743 |
-0.1692 |
348 |
1 |
102.16 |
2017-03-13 |
| 243. |
Teachers want us to work, and I say, "Fine, I'll work. But y... |
102.12 |
0.9367 |
-0.1365 |
361 |
1 |
102.12 |
2020-10-24 |
| 244. |
My son, from whence this madness, this neglect of my command... |
101.83 |
0.9702 |
-0.1704 |
171 |
1 |
101.83 |
2017-03-12 |
| 245. |
And, thus, we could transform those dark days of humanity in... |
101.02 |
0.9226 |
-0.1304 |
120 |
1 |
101.02 |
2022-10-31 |
| 246. |
In a business like this the people with the power are the on... |
99.77 |
1.1108 |
-0.3299 |
143 |
1 |
99.77 |
2020-01-17 |
| 247. |
If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I o... |
99.70 |
0.9851 |
-0.2049 |
144 |
1 |
99.70 |
2017-03-16 |
| 248. |
Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a... |
99.11 |
0.9491 |
-0.1719 |
255 |
1 |
99.11 |
2020-04-20 |
| 249. |
At last, we finally meet. I have something for you, Chancell... |
99.02 |
1.0719 |
-0.2958 |
186 |
1 |
99.02 |
2017-03-13 |
| 250. |
The Western States nervous under the beginning change. Texas... |
98.60 |
0.8939 |
-0.1169 |
327 |
1 |
98.60 |
2017-03-12 |
| 251. |
Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; wheneve... |
94.94 |
0.9206 |
-0.1729 |
495 |
1 |
94.94 |
2017-03-13 |
| 252. |
For one who contradicts emptiness there would be nothing tha... |
94.07 |
1.0064 |
-0.2698 |
143 |
1 |
94.07 |
2017-03-12 |
| 253. |
Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted ... |
91.12 |
0.9597 |
-0.2518 |
194 |
1 |
91.12 |
2020-01-17 |
| 254. |
We want a good life with a nose for things, the fresh wind a... |
89.99 |
1.0474 |
-0.3430 |
193 |
1 |
89.99 |
2017-03-09 |
| 255. |
Well, we don't sound like Madonna. Here we are now, we're Ni... |
77.79 |
0.8267 |
-0.2189 |
199 |
1 |
77.79 |
2020-04-20 |
| 256. |
And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't ... |
62.68 |
0.9920 |
-0.5032 |
241 |
1 |
62.68 |
2020-04-20 |