| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
But I really believe that there are more good people on this... |
118.20 |
1.1586 |
0.0869 |
157 |
1 |
118.20 |
2023-07-18 |
| 2. |
When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... |
115.60 |
1.0547 |
0.2017 |
257 |
4 |
101.67 |
2016-05-16 |
| 3. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
115.56 |
1.0943 |
0.1564 |
206 |
1 |
115.56 |
2013-01-22 |
| 4. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
114.63 |
1.0885 |
0.1521 |
341 |
1 |
114.63 |
2011-03-22 |
| 5. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
112.64 |
1.0534 |
0.1399 |
357 |
2 |
102.75 |
2013-01-09 |
| 6. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
112.18 |
1.0787 |
0.1092 |
237 |
2 |
103.01 |
2016-05-16 |
| 7. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
111.41 |
1.0799 |
0.1001 |
243 |
1 |
111.41 |
2011-03-22 |
| 8. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
111.32 |
0.9844 |
0.1956 |
293 |
1 |
111.32 |
2013-01-08 |
| 9. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
110.95 |
1.0375 |
0.1799 |
200 |
2 |
109.88 |
2016-06-03 |
| 10. |
All at sea again, and now my hurricanes, have brought down t... |
110.72 |
0.9843 |
0.2229 |
325 |
1 |
110.72 |
2016-06-14 |
| 11. |
He rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' ... |
110.72 |
1.0502 |
0.1340 |
535 |
2 |
102.39 |
2011-03-22 |
| 12. |
The day is made up of 24 hours and an infinite number of mom... |
110.43 |
1.0529 |
0.1193 |
200 |
1 |
110.43 |
2016-06-03 |
| 13. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
109.45 |
1.0565 |
0.1028 |
247 |
1 |
109.45 |
2011-03-22 |
| 14. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
109.37 |
1.0917 |
0.0902 |
243 |
1 |
109.37 |
2013-01-10 |
| 15. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
108.61 |
0.9879 |
0.1643 |
450 |
1 |
108.61 |
2016-06-14 |
| 16. |
The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook,... |
108.31 |
1.0439 |
0.1054 |
219 |
1 |
108.31 |
2016-12-09 |
| 17. |
Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connectin... |
108.10 |
0.9598 |
0.1902 |
167 |
1 |
108.10 |
2019-09-25 |
| 18. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
108.06 |
1.0795 |
0.0932 |
226 |
2 |
107.50 |
2013-02-19 |
| 19. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
107.83 |
1.0885 |
0.0533 |
315 |
3 |
103.32 |
2013-01-09 |
| 20. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
107.54 |
1.0264 |
0.1395 |
422 |
2 |
102.54 |
2013-01-08 |
| 21. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
107.27 |
0.9684 |
0.1688 |
388 |
2 |
95.02 |
2013-01-08 |
| 22. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
106.91 |
1.0797 |
0.0514 |
210 |
1 |
106.91 |
2013-01-08 |
| 23. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
106.71 |
1.0297 |
0.1002 |
249 |
1 |
106.71 |
2013-01-08 |
| 24. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
106.52 |
1.0613 |
0.0677 |
456 |
1 |
106.52 |
2016-06-17 |
| 25. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
106.47 |
1.0555 |
0.0720 |
363 |
1 |
106.47 |
2011-03-22 |
| 26. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
106.04 |
1.0515 |
0.0712 |
250 |
1 |
106.04 |
2013-02-07 |
| 27. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
105.86 |
1.0168 |
0.1033 |
271 |
1 |
105.86 |
2016-06-17 |
| 28. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
105.43 |
1.0334 |
0.0811 |
131 |
3 |
91.62 |
2016-05-13 |
| 29. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
105.30 |
1.0131 |
0.1024 |
225 |
2 |
99.63 |
2013-01-08 |
| 30. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
104.86 |
1.0403 |
0.1052 |
275 |
1 |
104.86 |
2013-01-09 |
| 31. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
104.82 |
1.0214 |
0.0885 |
269 |
1 |
104.82 |
2013-01-09 |
| 32. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
104.51 |
1.0387 |
0.0944 |
239 |
2 |
102.48 |
2013-01-09 |
| 33. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
104.35 |
1.0289 |
0.0771 |
276 |
1 |
104.35 |
2016-06-03 |
| 34. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
104.29 |
0.9986 |
0.1057 |
283 |
2 |
102.73 |
2013-01-08 |
| 35. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
104.27 |
0.9540 |
0.1509 |
285 |
1 |
104.27 |
2016-06-14 |
| 36. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
104.18 |
1.0486 |
0.0547 |
289 |
2 |
102.13 |
2013-02-19 |
| 37. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
104.12 |
0.9691 |
0.1342 |
223 |
2 |
98.30 |
2013-08-01 |
| 38. |
What do you do with the mad that you feel, when you feel so ... |
103.61 |
1.0420 |
0.0564 |
301 |
1 |
103.61 |
2019-09-25 |
| 39. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
103.58 |
0.9772 |
0.1199 |
217 |
1 |
103.58 |
2013-01-09 |
| 40. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
103.56 |
1.0496 |
0.0471 |
314 |
1 |
103.56 |
2013-01-10 |
| 41. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
103.51 |
1.0013 |
0.0953 |
273 |
2 |
97.12 |
2016-05-13 |
| 42. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
103.33 |
1.0417 |
0.0526 |
253 |
1 |
103.33 |
2013-01-08 |
| 43. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
103.07 |
0.9212 |
0.1715 |
323 |
1 |
103.07 |
2013-01-08 |
| 44. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
102.97 |
0.9485 |
0.1434 |
236 |
3 |
98.63 |
2016-05-13 |
| 45. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
102.10 |
0.9275 |
0.1536 |
211 |
2 |
80.11 |
2011-03-24 |
| 46. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
102.08 |
1.0523 |
0.0279 |
256 |
1 |
102.08 |
2016-06-02 |
| 47. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
102.06 |
1.0531 |
0.0595 |
272 |
2 |
89.74 |
2013-01-22 |
| 48. |
Sometimes you concentrate more on racing the cars around you... |
102.00 |
1.0968 |
0.0081 |
365 |
1 |
102.00 |
2013-01-09 |
| 49. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
102.00 |
0.9754 |
0.1062 |
362 |
1 |
102.00 |
2013-01-08 |
| 50. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
101.83 |
1.0379 |
0.0722 |
245 |
1 |
101.83 |
2011-03-24 |
| 51. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
101.70 |
1.0109 |
0.0922 |
400 |
3 |
92.01 |
2016-05-13 |
| 52. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
101.57 |
0.9673 |
0.1452 |
232 |
2 |
94.79 |
2013-01-10 |
| 53. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
101.38 |
1.0141 |
0.0856 |
304 |
1 |
101.38 |
2013-01-11 |
| 54. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
101.29 |
1.0545 |
0.0446 |
416 |
1 |
101.29 |
2013-01-10 |
| 55. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
101.18 |
1.0483 |
0.0223 |
227 |
1 |
101.18 |
2013-01-11 |
| 56. |
Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It ... |
101.06 |
1.0153 |
0.0570 |
261 |
1 |
101.06 |
2016-05-16 |
| 57. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
100.98 |
0.9865 |
0.0836 |
276 |
1 |
100.98 |
2011-03-22 |
| 58. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
100.96 |
1.0389 |
0.0299 |
340 |
1 |
100.96 |
2013-01-22 |
| 59. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
100.75 |
1.0016 |
0.0652 |
218 |
1 |
100.75 |
2011-03-22 |
| 60. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
100.35 |
0.9843 |
0.0769 |
234 |
3 |
86.18 |
2016-05-13 |
| 61. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
100.24 |
0.9570 |
0.1052 |
287 |
1 |
100.24 |
2016-05-16 |
| 62. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
99.99 |
1.0177 |
0.0672 |
392 |
1 |
99.99 |
2011-03-22 |
| 63. |
Everyone wants stuff. We wake up every day with a list of wi... |
99.99 |
1.0904 |
-0.0312 |
213 |
1 |
99.99 |
2019-09-25 |
| 64. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
99.83 |
0.9795 |
0.0774 |
308 |
2 |
96.73 |
2013-01-09 |
| 65. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
99.64 |
1.0529 |
0.0020 |
351 |
2 |
94.08 |
2013-01-22 |
| 66. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
99.09 |
0.9907 |
0.0580 |
211 |
2 |
91.92 |
2013-01-08 |
| 67. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
99.03 |
0.9805 |
0.0691 |
292 |
1 |
99.03 |
2013-01-08 |
| 68. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
98.95 |
0.9429 |
0.1046 |
287 |
2 |
98.17 |
2016-06-03 |
| 69. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
98.93 |
0.9676 |
0.0817 |
442 |
1 |
98.93 |
2011-03-24 |
| 70. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
98.91 |
1.0033 |
0.0427 |
189 |
2 |
86.30 |
2013-01-22 |
| 71. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
98.37 |
0.9612 |
0.0805 |
256 |
2 |
81.90 |
2013-02-07 |
| 72. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
98.20 |
1.0261 |
0.0126 |
273 |
1 |
98.20 |
2011-03-22 |
| 73. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
97.66 |
0.9899 |
0.0435 |
163 |
1 |
97.66 |
2013-01-09 |
| 74. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
97.64 |
0.9851 |
0.0490 |
317 |
1 |
97.64 |
2013-02-07 |
| 75. |
They say, "Find a purpose in your life and live it." But, so... |
97.48 |
1.0153 |
0.0183 |
182 |
1 |
97.48 |
2016-05-16 |
| 76. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
97.39 |
0.9814 |
0.0819 |
364 |
2 |
93.58 |
2016-06-02 |
| 77. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
97.19 |
1.0263 |
0.0027 |
267 |
1 |
97.19 |
2011-03-22 |
| 78. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
97.02 |
0.9846 |
0.0426 |
281 |
1 |
97.02 |
2013-01-10 |
| 79. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
96.90 |
1.0596 |
-0.0344 |
239 |
1 |
96.90 |
2013-01-09 |
| 80. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
96.82 |
1.0314 |
0.0208 |
452 |
1 |
96.82 |
2013-01-11 |
| 81. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
96.75 |
0.9593 |
0.0668 |
398 |
2 |
95.70 |
2013-01-18 |
| 82. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
96.73 |
0.9430 |
0.0807 |
211 |
1 |
96.73 |
2013-01-09 |
| 83. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
96.71 |
1.0073 |
0.0180 |
369 |
1 |
96.71 |
2011-09-30 |
| 84. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
96.63 |
0.9509 |
0.1055 |
225 |
1 |
96.63 |
2013-02-19 |
| 85. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
96.62 |
0.9941 |
0.0282 |
217 |
1 |
96.62 |
2013-01-10 |
| 86. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
96.44 |
0.9831 |
0.0394 |
469 |
1 |
96.44 |
2013-01-22 |
| 87. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
96.38 |
1.0347 |
-0.0029 |
550 |
3 |
94.83 |
2016-06-02 |
| 88. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
96.37 |
1.0454 |
-0.0210 |
255 |
1 |
96.37 |
2016-06-02 |
| 89. |
My mom, especially, challenged us on everything. She'd use w... |
96.29 |
1.0249 |
-0.0020 |
357 |
1 |
96.29 |
2016-05-16 |
| 90. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
96.18 |
0.9682 |
0.0488 |
143 |
2 |
90.47 |
2011-03-24 |
| 91. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
96.15 |
1.0296 |
-0.0114 |
437 |
1 |
96.15 |
2013-01-09 |
| 92. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
96.15 |
1.0358 |
0.0109 |
349 |
1 |
96.15 |
2013-01-08 |
| 93. |
The idea of "Mr. Right" has been passed down over the genera... |
96.09 |
0.9671 |
0.0612 |
379 |
1 |
96.09 |
2013-01-22 |
| 94. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
96.00 |
1.0077 |
0.0423 |
250 |
1 |
96.00 |
2011-03-22 |
| 95. |
Paper as we know it today was invented in China in around 10... |
95.87 |
1.0031 |
0.0401 |
304 |
1 |
95.87 |
2013-01-11 |
| 96. |
I know you feel where I'm coming from, regardless of the thi... |
95.82 |
1.0347 |
-0.0202 |
333 |
1 |
95.82 |
2020-04-16 |
| 97. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
95.76 |
1.0796 |
-0.0671 |
129 |
1 |
95.76 |
2011-03-22 |
| 98. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
95.50 |
1.0025 |
0.0085 |
256 |
2 |
89.16 |
2019-09-25 |
| 99. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
95.46 |
1.0441 |
-0.0014 |
316 |
1 |
95.46 |
2013-01-09 |
| 100. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
95.45 |
0.9109 |
0.1011 |
401 |
2 |
87.91 |
2011-03-24 |
| 101. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
95.44 |
0.8722 |
0.1394 |
285 |
3 |
82.71 |
2013-01-11 |
| 102. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
95.20 |
0.9976 |
0.0293 |
174 |
2 |
89.75 |
2013-01-10 |
| 103. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
94.89 |
0.9583 |
0.0784 |
341 |
1 |
94.89 |
2011-03-22 |
| 104. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
94.88 |
1.1323 |
-0.1025 |
341 |
1 |
94.88 |
2011-03-24 |
| 105. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
94.83 |
0.9636 |
0.0403 |
254 |
1 |
94.83 |
2013-01-09 |
| 106. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
94.63 |
1.0346 |
0.0026 |
244 |
1 |
94.63 |
2013-02-07 |
| 107. |
The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn't want ... |
94.31 |
1.0319 |
-0.0326 |
215 |
1 |
94.31 |
2016-05-13 |
| 108. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
94.31 |
0.9790 |
0.0516 |
311 |
1 |
94.31 |
2013-01-09 |
| 109. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
94.30 |
1.0774 |
-0.0565 |
304 |
2 |
89.38 |
2013-02-07 |
| 110. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
94.21 |
1.0667 |
-0.0430 |
406 |
1 |
94.21 |
2013-01-09 |
| 111. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
94.04 |
0.9289 |
0.0666 |
204 |
2 |
90.07 |
2013-01-22 |
| 112. |
Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they... |
93.50 |
0.9701 |
0.0229 |
283 |
1 |
93.50 |
2019-09-25 |
| 113. |
If you want to drive a race car well, whether to win an Indy... |
93.47 |
1.0272 |
-0.0266 |
405 |
1 |
93.47 |
2013-01-09 |
| 114. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
93.33 |
1.0487 |
-0.0629 |
231 |
1 |
93.33 |
2011-03-24 |
| 115. |
They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... |
93.28 |
1.0042 |
0.0118 |
352 |
1 |
93.28 |
2013-01-11 |
| 116. |
The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... |
93.16 |
0.9567 |
0.0671 |
184 |
1 |
93.16 |
2013-01-09 |
| 117. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
93.01 |
0.9376 |
0.0479 |
367 |
1 |
93.01 |
2013-01-09 |
| 118. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
92.93 |
1.0169 |
-0.0042 |
346 |
1 |
92.93 |
2013-01-09 |
| 119. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
92.90 |
0.9155 |
0.1059 |
168 |
1 |
92.90 |
2013-02-19 |
| 120. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
92.77 |
1.0117 |
0.0068 |
297 |
1 |
92.77 |
2013-01-22 |
| 121. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
92.63 |
1.0154 |
0.0029 |
351 |
1 |
92.63 |
2013-01-08 |
| 122. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
92.61 |
1.0445 |
-0.0658 |
373 |
1 |
92.61 |
2013-01-09 |
| 123. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
92.34 |
0.8878 |
0.0906 |
346 |
2 |
87.78 |
2013-01-10 |
| 124. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
92.23 |
1.0034 |
-0.0276 |
302 |
1 |
92.23 |
2016-05-16 |
| 125. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
92.15 |
1.0788 |
-0.1045 |
171 |
2 |
89.55 |
2013-01-18 |
| 126. |
A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, ... |
91.93 |
0.9726 |
0.0039 |
325 |
1 |
91.93 |
2016-05-13 |
| 127. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
91.73 |
0.9532 |
0.0183 |
258 |
1 |
91.73 |
2020-05-22 |
| 128. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
91.69 |
0.9527 |
0.0176 |
251 |
1 |
91.69 |
2016-05-13 |
| 129. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
91.53 |
0.9398 |
0.0305 |
419 |
1 |
91.53 |
2011-03-24 |
| 130. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
91.49 |
1.0352 |
-0.0668 |
341 |
1 |
91.49 |
2016-06-02 |
| 131. |
What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god? What... |
91.34 |
0.9574 |
0.0111 |
255 |
1 |
91.34 |
2020-05-22 |
| 132. |
Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and ... |
91.17 |
0.9922 |
-0.0269 |
174 |
1 |
91.17 |
2016-05-16 |
| 133. |
It takes more than a calorie of fossil fuel energy to produc... |
91.06 |
0.9698 |
0.0189 |
397 |
1 |
91.06 |
2016-05-13 |
| 134. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
91.03 |
0.9097 |
0.0815 |
464 |
1 |
91.03 |
2011-03-24 |
| 135. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
90.89 |
1.0673 |
-0.0677 |
230 |
1 |
90.89 |
2013-01-08 |
| 136. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
90.66 |
1.0328 |
-0.0481 |
356 |
1 |
90.66 |
2013-01-11 |
| 137. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
90.65 |
1.0389 |
-0.0799 |
318 |
1 |
90.65 |
2013-01-09 |
| 138. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
90.17 |
0.8890 |
0.0647 |
199 |
1 |
90.17 |
2013-01-08 |
| 139. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
90.12 |
0.9651 |
0.0160 |
389 |
1 |
90.12 |
2013-01-22 |
| 140. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
90.02 |
1.0343 |
-0.0474 |
242 |
2 |
89.67 |
2013-01-10 |
| 141. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
89.94 |
0.9731 |
-0.0221 |
129 |
2 |
89.30 |
2013-01-10 |
| 142. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
89.94 |
0.8956 |
0.0574 |
322 |
1 |
89.94 |
2013-01-11 |
| 143. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
89.76 |
1.0214 |
-0.0365 |
281 |
2 |
86.78 |
2016-06-17 |
| 144. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
89.75 |
0.9697 |
-0.0196 |
249 |
1 |
89.75 |
2013-01-22 |
| 145. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
89.73 |
0.9279 |
0.0225 |
317 |
2 |
88.22 |
2016-05-13 |
| 146. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
89.47 |
0.9922 |
-0.0146 |
341 |
1 |
89.47 |
2011-03-24 |
| 147. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
89.36 |
1.0498 |
-0.1058 |
180 |
1 |
89.36 |
2013-01-09 |
| 148. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
89.24 |
1.0426 |
-0.0983 |
323 |
1 |
89.24 |
2011-03-22 |
| 149. |
The recipe for turning fruit into wine goes something like t... |
88.69 |
0.8775 |
0.0666 |
443 |
2 |
88.29 |
2013-01-18 |
| 150. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
88.64 |
0.9087 |
0.0313 |
393 |
3 |
86.96 |
2013-01-11 |
| 151. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
88.56 |
1.0292 |
-0.0931 |
262 |
1 |
88.56 |
2013-01-09 |
| 152. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
88.37 |
1.0038 |
-0.0432 |
237 |
1 |
88.37 |
2013-01-18 |
| 153. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
88.20 |
0.8826 |
0.0521 |
296 |
1 |
88.20 |
2011-03-22 |
| 154. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
87.98 |
0.9293 |
0.0018 |
355 |
1 |
87.98 |
2013-01-09 |
| 155. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
87.80 |
1.0316 |
-0.1029 |
333 |
1 |
87.80 |
2013-01-09 |
| 156. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
87.77 |
0.9546 |
-0.0022 |
198 |
1 |
87.77 |
2013-01-11 |
| 157. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
87.71 |
0.9994 |
-0.0449 |
269 |
1 |
87.71 |
2013-01-10 |
| 158. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
87.69 |
0.8467 |
0.1018 |
343 |
1 |
87.69 |
2013-02-07 |
| 159. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
87.64 |
1.0365 |
-0.0803 |
162 |
1 |
87.64 |
2013-01-22 |
| 160. |
Webster defines intelligence as, "the ability to apprehend i... |
87.63 |
0.8670 |
0.0622 |
318 |
1 |
87.63 |
2013-01-09 |
| 161. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
87.62 |
0.9910 |
-0.0641 |
295 |
1 |
87.62 |
2016-06-02 |
| 162. |
Even if you lose a spell card battle, you win if you feel go... |
87.60 |
1.0574 |
-0.1307 |
275 |
1 |
87.60 |
2023-07-12 |
| 163. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
87.52 |
1.0201 |
-0.0951 |
172 |
1 |
87.52 |
2016-05-16 |
| 164. |
We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -... |
87.52 |
0.9907 |
-0.0415 |
397 |
1 |
87.52 |
2011-09-30 |
| 165. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
87.49 |
0.9614 |
-0.0348 |
292 |
1 |
87.49 |
2013-02-19 |
| 166. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
87.29 |
1.0714 |
-0.1496 |
129 |
2 |
81.19 |
2011-03-22 |
| 167. |
We have faced our enemies a thousand times or even more; sti... |
87.21 |
0.9604 |
-0.0347 |
254 |
1 |
87.21 |
2019-09-25 |
| 168. |
Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... |
87.17 |
0.9678 |
-0.0239 |
445 |
1 |
87.17 |
2013-01-08 |
| 169. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
87.09 |
0.9049 |
0.0181 |
351 |
1 |
87.09 |
2013-01-28 |
| 170. |
If there is a design or pattern on our china, we eat until w... |
87.08 |
1.0244 |
-0.1017 |
273 |
1 |
87.08 |
2024-03-12 |
| 171. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
87.01 |
0.9863 |
-0.0657 |
339 |
1 |
87.01 |
2013-01-09 |
| 172. |
Our on demand culture is fueling entitlement. From drone del... |
86.90 |
0.9360 |
-0.0128 |
507 |
1 |
86.90 |
2020-05-22 |
| 173. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
86.49 |
1.0398 |
-0.1258 |
110 |
1 |
86.49 |
2013-01-09 |
| 174. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
86.39 |
0.9330 |
-0.0184 |
360 |
1 |
86.39 |
2011-03-22 |
| 175. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
86.32 |
1.0167 |
-0.1027 |
378 |
1 |
86.32 |
2013-01-09 |
| 176. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
86.18 |
0.9991 |
-0.0875 |
225 |
1 |
86.18 |
2011-03-24 |
| 177. |
It's been rainy and windy for seven days straight. I've been... |
85.82 |
1.0600 |
-0.1531 |
233 |
1 |
85.82 |
2024-03-12 |
| 178. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
85.44 |
0.9776 |
-0.0732 |
308 |
1 |
85.44 |
2011-09-30 |
| 179. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
85.10 |
0.9820 |
-0.0814 |
267 |
2 |
82.51 |
2013-01-08 |
| 180. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
84.91 |
1.0684 |
-0.1457 |
253 |
1 |
84.91 |
2013-01-09 |
| 181. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
84.70 |
1.0403 |
-0.1287 |
193 |
1 |
84.70 |
2013-02-19 |
| 182. |
The light and the dark the big and the small. Just keep in m... |
84.63 |
1.1178 |
-0.2234 |
184 |
1 |
84.63 |
2020-04-16 |
| 183. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
84.60 |
0.9635 |
-0.0681 |
389 |
2 |
82.91 |
2013-01-11 |
| 184. |
As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... |
84.38 |
1.0438 |
-0.1498 |
198 |
1 |
84.38 |
2016-06-03 |
| 185. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
84.14 |
0.9411 |
-0.0500 |
318 |
1 |
84.14 |
2013-01-09 |
| 186. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
83.15 |
0.9148 |
-0.0344 |
317 |
1 |
83.15 |
2011-03-24 |
| 187. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
83.13 |
1.0972 |
-0.1932 |
251 |
1 |
83.13 |
2013-01-10 |
| 188. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
82.74 |
0.9699 |
-0.0946 |
269 |
1 |
82.74 |
2013-01-09 |
| 189. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
82.71 |
1.0060 |
-0.1309 |
171 |
1 |
82.71 |
2013-01-08 |
| 190. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
82.68 |
0.9734 |
-0.0989 |
289 |
1 |
82.68 |
2011-03-22 |
| 191. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
82.52 |
0.9233 |
-0.0504 |
168 |
1 |
82.52 |
2013-01-09 |
| 192. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
81.45 |
0.9464 |
-0.0838 |
323 |
1 |
81.45 |
2011-03-24 |
| 193. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
81.19 |
0.9936 |
-0.1352 |
311 |
1 |
81.19 |
2011-09-30 |
| 194. |
Nothing works a more complete and penetrating disaster than ... |
81.12 |
0.9094 |
-0.0483 |
391 |
1 |
81.12 |
2019-09-25 |
| 195. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
80.80 |
0.9234 |
-0.0672 |
346 |
1 |
80.80 |
2013-01-22 |
| 196. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
80.76 |
1.0725 |
-0.1935 |
233 |
1 |
80.76 |
2013-01-09 |
| 197. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
80.62 |
0.9601 |
-0.1065 |
308 |
1 |
80.62 |
2013-01-09 |
| 198. |
Welcome! You have passed through the first three thresholds ... |
80.61 |
0.8834 |
-0.0260 |
317 |
1 |
80.61 |
2019-09-25 |
| 199. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
80.59 |
0.9632 |
-0.0813 |
345 |
1 |
80.59 |
2016-05-13 |
| 200. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
80.56 |
0.9798 |
-0.1294 |
199 |
1 |
80.56 |
2013-01-09 |
| 201. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
79.95 |
0.9072 |
-0.0607 |
237 |
1 |
79.95 |
2011-09-30 |
| 202. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
79.62 |
0.9500 |
-0.1075 |
362 |
1 |
79.62 |
2016-05-13 |
| 203. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
79.07 |
1.0099 |
-0.1750 |
207 |
1 |
79.07 |
2013-01-08 |
| 204. |
Since the 1980s virtually all the sodas and most of the frui... |
78.61 |
0.9881 |
-0.1278 |
424 |
1 |
78.61 |
2013-01-09 |
| 205. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
78.39 |
0.8770 |
-0.0475 |
300 |
1 |
78.39 |
2016-06-02 |
| 206. |
In 1969 four computers located around the country were in co... |
78.17 |
0.9128 |
-0.0524 |
369 |
1 |
78.17 |
2011-03-24 |
| 207. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
77.58 |
1.0213 |
-0.2022 |
240 |
1 |
77.58 |
2011-03-22 |
| 208. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
76.68 |
0.9786 |
-0.1696 |
193 |
1 |
76.68 |
2013-01-08 |
| 209. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
76.20 |
0.8753 |
-0.0672 |
427 |
1 |
76.20 |
2016-05-13 |
| 210. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
76.17 |
1.0429 |
-0.2388 |
259 |
1 |
76.17 |
2013-01-11 |
| 211. |
Brick Top: "After you got six pieces, you gotta get rid of '... |
74.52 |
0.9423 |
-0.1443 |
294 |
1 |
74.52 |
2016-06-03 |
| 212. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
74.07 |
0.9088 |
-0.1241 |
348 |
2 |
73.04 |
2016-06-02 |
| 213. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
73.31 |
0.8553 |
-0.0810 |
174 |
1 |
73.31 |
2013-01-22 |
| 214. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
71.76 |
0.9286 |
-0.1704 |
194 |
1 |
71.76 |
2013-01-08 |
| 215. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
71.22 |
0.9371 |
-0.1522 |
318 |
1 |
71.22 |
2013-01-09 |
| 216. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
70.56 |
0.8105 |
-0.0651 |
204 |
1 |
70.56 |
2013-01-09 |
| 217. |
When is a legend a legend? Why is a myth a myth? How old and... |
69.36 |
0.8288 |
-0.0944 |
136 |
1 |
69.36 |
2016-06-17 |
| 218. |
Buddhism addresses two major types of meditation. Vipassana ... |
68.83 |
0.9312 |
-0.1656 |
320 |
1 |
68.83 |
2016-06-02 |
| 219. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
63.39 |
0.8961 |
-0.2271 |
189 |
1 |
63.39 |
2013-01-10 |