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1. I just hope you're lying next to somebody who knows how to l... 107.07 1.0737 0.2161 241 1 107.07 2020-09-07
2. Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man imme... 106.38 1.0713 0.2053 107 1 106.38 2021-06-30
3. Rudeness is merely the expression of fear. People fear they ... 101.31 1.0089 0.1616 187 1 101.31 2021-03-26
4. I've been quite open about this around the office: I don't w... 100.90 0.9770 0.2322 294 1 100.90 2020-04-01
5. There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because ... 98.85 1.0778 0.1194 409 1 98.85 2021-03-26
6. I learned to write because I am one of those people who some... 98.78 1.1118 0.0713 210 1 98.78 2020-06-29
7. The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... 98.21 1.0788 0.1026 171 1 98.21 2020-01-30
8. I pray every night that I may live after him; because I woul... 97.68 1.0319 0.1020 149 1 97.68 2021-03-25
9. For children love is a feeling; for adults, it is a decision... 97.60 1.0553 0.1089 204 1 97.60 2020-02-02
10. Sometimes I wake up by the door, that heart you caught must ... 97.01 0.8856 0.2749 154 1 97.01 2019-10-04
11. The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look... 96.36 1.1114 0.0443 204 1 96.36 2021-03-25
12. You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... 95.41 1.0993 0.0507 265 1 95.41 2020-01-30
13. The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed ... 94.95 1.0501 0.0905 226 1 94.95 2021-03-26
14. History is not merely a linear collection of points that we ... 94.78 1.0879 0.0465 187 1 94.78 2020-02-07
15. Do you understand the expense people went through to keep yo... 94.75 1.0577 0.0801 228 1 94.75 2020-01-30
16. The math is compelling. Most of the people in the world are ... 94.28 1.0321 0.1080 343 1 94.28 2020-02-02
17. Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and f... 93.95 1.0809 0.0466 204 1 93.95 2020-01-30
18. Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... 93.58 1.0696 0.0575 226 1 93.58 2019-10-04
19. The hallway is luxurious and tasteful. Tapestries and painti... 93.43 0.9326 0.1881 191 1 93.43 2020-05-19
20. All the times that I've cried, keeping all the things I knew... 92.46 1.0472 0.0620 229 1 92.46 2020-02-07
21. Those who reject the argument that natural science has progr... 92.36 0.9772 0.1316 327 1 92.36 2020-02-07
22. Open to everything happy and sad, seeing the good when it's ... 92.15 1.0312 0.0790 311 1 92.15 2020-02-02
23. I don't know what it is that makes me love you so. I only kn... 91.92 1.0935 0.0012 181 1 91.92 2020-02-02
24. Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening,... 91.91 0.9997 0.1096 262 1 91.91 2021-06-30
25. We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files. We'd... 91.53 1.0364 0.0619 202 1 91.53 2021-03-26
26. Anything which has ended is finished. That which is perfect ... 91.26 1.0456 0.0491 323 1 91.26 2020-03-20
27. I etched your name in the clouds but it was lost when the th... 91.24 1.0767 0.0140 206 1 91.24 2020-04-12
28. See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my ... 90.77 1.0078 0.0730 244 1 90.77 2020-02-02
29. Well, you've cracked the sky, scrapers fill the air, but wil... 90.72 1.0235 0.0669 232 1 90.72 2021-02-17
30. Will you wait a minute, I didn't say that. I'm only happy be... 90.49 0.9691 0.1105 254 1 90.49 2020-01-30
31. It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but... 90.24 1.0995 -0.0165 287 1 90.24 2019-10-04
32. It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... 90.10 1.0389 0.0491 340 1 90.10 2020-02-02
33. Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... 89.29 1.0613 0.0187 456 1 89.29 2020-02-07
34. When I grow up, I'm not going to read the newspaper and I'm ... 89.27 1.0165 0.0553 310 1 89.27 2021-03-26
35. Words are pale shadows of forgotten names. As names have pow... 89.23 1.0520 0.0128 359 1 89.23 2020-01-30
36. There was never any more inception than there is now, nor an... 89.11 1.1551 -0.0857 202 1 89.11 2021-03-26
37. Sometimes the briefest moments capture us, force us to take ... 88.56 1.0959 -0.0536 136 1 88.56 2020-01-30
38. Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do... 87.93 1.0682 -0.0249 221 1 87.93 2019-10-04
39. Love is when you look into someone's eyes and suddenly you g... 87.50 1.0243 0.0212 405 1 87.50 2021-05-13
40. Tell me again, was it love at first sight when I walked by a... 87.50 1.0429 -0.0063 182 1 87.50 2020-02-02
41. If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... 87.21 0.9857 0.0654 293 1 87.21 2020-03-20
42. I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse... 86.99 1.1009 -0.0505 336 1 86.99 2021-03-25
43. Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... 86.87 0.9905 0.0860 337 1 86.87 2020-05-19
44. Sitting back and doing nothing, or worse, criticizing others... 86.87 1.0399 -0.0009 205 1 86.87 2021-03-26
45. I would've told her that Davis and I never talked much, or e... 86.65 1.0534 -0.0172 301 1 86.65 2020-02-02
46. The film which you are about to see is an account of the tra... 85.88 0.9572 0.0659 598 1 85.88 2020-02-07
47. I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of v... 85.82 0.9425 0.0832 162 1 85.82 2020-02-02
48. You know when I was your age, I went out to fishing with all... 85.70 1.0744 -0.0502 144 1 85.70 2021-03-25
49. You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... 85.70 0.9780 0.0549 337 1 85.70 2020-02-02
50. I'm a broke-nose fighter. I'm a loose-lipped liar. Searching... 85.58 0.9383 0.0851 228 1 85.58 2020-01-30
51. With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... 85.53 1.0169 0.0501 346 2 80.02 2021-03-25
52. We want a good life with a nose for things, the fresh wind a... 85.45 1.0474 -0.0223 193 1 85.45 2020-02-02
53. When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... 85.42 0.9879 0.0468 450 1 85.42 2021-03-26
54. Our worst fears, like our greatest hopes, are not outside ou... 85.07 1.0614 -0.0363 150 1 85.07 2021-03-26
55. There was immediately a knock at the door and a man entered.... 84.97 1.0607 -0.0539 359 1 84.97 2020-02-28
56. I lie here on this great immovable bed - it is nailed down, ... 84.85 0.9656 0.0505 365 1 84.85 2020-02-02
57. I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one... 84.72 0.9376 0.0713 186 1 84.72 2019-10-04
58. In America, circus folk ride through town, while bands play ... 84.68 1.0038 0.0127 215 1 84.68 2021-03-25
59. Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with t... 84.37 0.9004 0.1046 252 1 84.37 2020-02-02
60. I've known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests. Honorab... 84.06 1.0362 -0.0390 372 1 84.06 2021-03-22
61. Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... 83.76 1.0412 -0.0322 225 1 83.76 2021-02-17
62. Surely death has found me, it has kept a hold of me all this... 83.25 1.0498 -0.0516 183 1 83.25 2020-01-30
63. I believe that for every one of these anxious, anguished peo... 83.18 1.0306 -0.0344 314 1 83.18 2021-03-22
64. We were being treated like equals, but not out of respect. O... 83.08 0.9308 0.0562 302 1 83.08 2020-02-07
65. All I do is talk a big game, and make myself sound like a bi... 83.06 1.0304 -0.0530 224 1 83.06 2020-01-30
66. Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where ... 82.77 1.0723 -0.0942 113 1 82.77 2019-10-04
67. You know, I used to think I was a really great quarterback i... 82.49 0.9373 0.0515 465 1 82.49 2020-02-16
68. Duty bound, Aeneas, though he struggled with desire to calm ... 82.48 1.0511 -0.0605 271 1 82.48 2020-02-07
69. Was life like that? You could look ahead to the future or ba... 82.06 1.0196 -0.0467 148 1 82.06 2020-01-30
70. Someday, I hope to make it clear to you that success is not ... 81.82 1.0321 -0.0646 319 1 81.82 2021-03-25
71. I have lived to see strange days. Long we have tended our be... 81.52 1.0281 -0.0477 508 1 81.52 2021-02-17
72. Days can be sunny, with never a sigh, don't need what money ... 81.43 0.9965 -0.0329 235 1 81.43 2021-05-15
73. So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were f... 81.32 1.0397 -0.0671 206 1 81.32 2021-03-25
74. The maiden woke in darkness. Confused she reached out. Sharp... 81.26 0.9218 0.0454 569 1 81.26 2020-02-07
75. Gonna see the river man, gonna tell him all I can about the ... 81.13 1.0682 -0.1317 174 1 81.13 2020-01-30
76. Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people cal... 81.01 0.9360 0.0309 308 1 81.01 2020-02-02
77. Clear the lines of lint in your head one at a time and the k... 80.97 1.0420 -0.0930 157 1 80.97 2020-01-30
78. Take my hand for a minute. We're in it. Imagine all the pain... 80.83 0.9814 -0.0112 329 1 80.83 2020-02-28
79. We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... 80.76 1.0296 -0.0537 437 1 80.76 2020-01-30
80. Every temptation is an opportunity to do good. On the path t... 80.72 1.0040 -0.0460 298 1 80.72 2019-10-04
81. The rooster stared back at me, his power and confidence almo... 80.61 0.8939 0.0710 213 1 80.61 2020-01-30
82. Excessive intake of alcohol as we know kills brain cells. Bu... 80.52 0.9656 -0.0059 310 1 80.52 2020-02-07
83. Goodbye to you my trusted friend, we've known each other sin... 80.19 0.9460 0.0103 361 1 80.19 2020-02-02
84. We all have too many wheels, screws and valves to judge each... 80.09 1.0477 -0.0881 194 1 80.09 2020-01-30
85. I needed something to attract folks from the community. The ... 80.05 0.9113 0.0465 281 1 80.05 2020-02-02
86. I am fundamentally an optimist. Whether that comes from natu... 79.94 0.9966 -0.0322 349 1 79.94 2021-03-25
87. That we don't even care as restless as we are, we feel the p... 79.62 1.0364 -0.0850 258 1 79.62 2020-06-01
88. Do you know why you're not afraid to die, Spock? You're more... 79.59 0.9251 0.0231 277 2 78.21 2020-01-30
89. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, what... 79.44 1.0428 -0.0979 271 1 79.44 2020-02-02
90. Live, then, and be happy, beloved children of my heart, and ... 78.70 1.0069 -0.0797 213 1 78.70 2021-03-25
91. Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait, I'... 78.68 0.9255 0.0102 206 1 78.68 2020-02-02
92. Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... 78.58 0.8996 0.0430 192 1 78.58 2021-06-30
93. I always wanted to go again. You know, it was just so intere... 78.48 0.9666 -0.0318 311 1 78.48 2019-10-04
94. Plato is always concerned to advocate views that will make p... 78.42 0.9609 -0.0172 206 1 78.42 2020-02-02
95. I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live i... 78.38 1.1180 -0.1737 144 1 78.38 2020-01-30
96. There is little evidence regarding Stalin's feelings toward ... 78.09 0.9376 -0.0145 416 1 78.09 2020-02-02
97. What I want you to be - I don't mean physically but morally,... 77.74 1.0007 -0.0671 389 1 77.74 2021-03-25
98. I'm not doing it for you. I know that dwarves can be obstina... 77.53 0.9520 -0.0331 292 1 77.53 2020-02-02
99. In order to return the power to repel evil to your sword, yo... 76.97 1.0603 -0.1401 245 1 76.97 2021-03-25
100. It's true, Mr. Ross entered into an early release agreement.... 76.94 0.9734 -0.0596 250 1 76.94 2020-02-02
101. We settled down together, in the bow of the boat, and we loo... 76.47 1.0269 -0.1240 356 1 76.47 2020-03-20
102. The nation that neglects social inequality, mischievously in... 76.37 0.9085 -0.0078 223 1 76.37 2020-03-20
103. If anybody asks you if you in this game, you tell 'em you in... 76.35 1.0163 -0.1158 249 1 76.35 2020-02-02
104. Nothing drives people to the church faster than the thought ... 76.14 0.9722 -0.0646 276 1 76.14 2020-01-30
105. Estella, to the last hour of my life, you cannot choose but ... 76.12 1.0234 -0.1111 372 1 76.12 2020-02-02
106. According to the data in their networks the ring has some ki... 76.11 0.9410 -0.0340 209 1 76.11 2020-01-30
107. I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... 75.61 0.9942 -0.0798 483 1 75.61 2020-01-30
108. You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds. And Truf... 75.09 0.9165 -0.0207 281 1 75.09 2020-01-30
109. And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals ... 74.77 1.1043 -0.2104 147 1 74.77 2020-01-30
110. Living in the solar system, we have the chance to study, at ... 74.73 0.9114 -0.0138 306 1 74.73 2021-03-22
111. To carry the art, however, to its highest pitch, it is neces... 74.68 0.9484 -0.0633 507 1 74.68 2020-01-30
112. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are... 74.65 0.9185 -0.0259 199 1 74.65 2021-03-25
113. This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life, and everyo... 74.63 1.0254 -0.1303 220 1 74.63 2020-01-30
114. You know, Einstein was not only brilliant, he had a great se... 74.57 0.9377 -0.0505 270 1 74.57 2020-01-30
115. The invention and general use of totally new terms, or coina... 74.48 0.8943 -0.0085 360 1 74.48 2020-02-02
116. Wrongfully imprisoned action heroes rarely have the time to ... 74.38 0.9881 -0.0936 316 1 74.38 2020-01-30
117. I just thought I'd say thank you for doin' a great job. So I... 73.86 0.9152 -0.0496 201 1 73.86 2020-02-28
118. "This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... 73.78 0.9087 -0.0140 393 1 73.78 2021-03-28
119. I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution... 73.46 0.9420 -0.0603 601 1 73.46 2020-02-07
120. Be careful, you are not in Wonderland. I've heard the strang... 73.42 0.9552 -0.0889 246 1 73.42 2020-02-02
121. There's enough to pass around, you don't gotta wait in line.... 73.19 1.0499 -0.1796 212 1 73.19 2021-03-25
122. And you can find me where the sea pours into the stars, I'll... 73.09 1.0589 -0.1942 279 1 73.09 2020-01-30
123. Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... 72.90 0.9632 -0.0478 345 1 72.90 2021-03-25
124. We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in t... 72.53 1.0803 -0.2163 104 1 72.53 2020-02-02
125. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... 72.38 0.9723 -0.0992 364 1 72.38 2021-03-25
126. Power don't come from a badge or a gun. Power comes from lyi... 72.35 1.0122 -0.1581 240 1 72.35 2020-02-02
127. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. We fought for th... 72.34 0.8829 -0.0209 375 1 72.34 2020-02-07
128. On a Saturday, long Saturday night - how I lied when I said ... 72.18 0.9247 -0.0622 274 1 72.18 2020-01-30
129. I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How ... 72.01 1.0189 -0.1536 198 1 72.01 2021-03-25
130. Isn't everybody tired of the fighting? Isn't everybody tired... 71.75 0.9461 -0.0894 149 1 71.75 2021-03-25
131. We all, every one of us, carry a star inside our chests. Lig... 71.74 0.9733 -0.1215 400 1 71.74 2020-02-07
132. I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all d... 71.69 1.0102 -0.1527 156 1 71.69 2020-04-12
133. My older brother, Tom, had spent the last month digging in t... 71.55 0.9174 -0.0693 369 1 71.55 2020-02-02
134. I saw a strange thing today. Some rebels were being arrested... 71.50 1.0101 -0.1531 211 1 71.50 2021-03-26
135. I learned this, at least, by my experiment: that if one adva... 70.83 1.0080 -0.1642 218 1 70.83 2020-01-30
136. Oh baby, it's alright. It's alright to feel like a fat child... 70.75 1.0343 -0.1864 238 1 70.75 2020-01-30
137. Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination. T... 70.71 0.9634 -0.1284 210 1 70.71 2020-03-20
138. These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... 70.05 0.9278 -0.0845 295 1 70.05 2021-03-25
139. I said baby, I do this, I thought that, you knew this. Can't... 69.82 0.9428 -0.0994 656 1 69.82 2020-02-02
140. In the profession of Christianity, the variety of national c... 69.70 0.9071 -0.0761 340 1 69.70 2020-04-12
141. Then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way. There w... 69.58 0.9718 -0.1361 193 1 69.58 2021-03-25
142. You don't know what you're trying to take from me. You don't... 69.29 1.0562 -0.2412 209 1 69.29 2021-02-17
143. Writer's block is a good example of a dispositional fallacy:... 67.98 0.9299 -0.1218 409 1 67.98 2020-02-07
144. Check it out, I already made up a theme song. When a crime b... 67.54 0.8634 -0.0600 239 1 67.54 2020-01-30
145. Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty ... 67.08 0.8888 -0.0961 236 1 67.08 2020-01-30
146. I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with e... 64.85 0.8128 -0.0388 132 1 64.85 2020-02-02
147. The lateral pterygoid plate has both pterygoid muscles attac... 64.66 0.8812 -0.1226 149 1 64.66 2020-01-30
148. Maki Roll! The delicate flavor of the ocean, sealed within a... 61.15 0.8609 -0.1395 184 1 61.15 2020-02-02