Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
141.80 |
1.0881 |
0.2470 |
210 |
1 |
141.80 |
2009-04-17 |
2. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
138.05 |
1.0426 |
0.2574 |
131 |
1 |
138.05 |
2009-04-16 |
3. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
130.79 |
0.9807 |
0.2470 |
129 |
1 |
130.79 |
2009-04-13 |
4. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
130.75 |
0.9829 |
0.2493 |
229 |
3 |
120.17 |
2009-05-15 |
5. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
130.24 |
0.9762 |
0.2520 |
249 |
1 |
130.24 |
2009-06-15 |
6. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
129.96 |
1.0279 |
0.1948 |
172 |
5 |
113.81 |
2009-06-17 |
7. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
129.88 |
1.0194 |
0.2028 |
224 |
2 |
115.69 |
2009-06-05 |
8. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
129.64 |
1.0272 |
0.1936 |
226 |
2 |
124.90 |
2009-06-17 |
9. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
128.84 |
1.0590 |
0.1548 |
250 |
5 |
118.80 |
2009-10-02 |
10. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
126.75 |
1.0654 |
0.1276 |
247 |
4 |
120.46 |
2009-06-11 |
11. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
126.56 |
1.0506 |
0.1421 |
259 |
2 |
115.77 |
2009-05-13 |
12. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
126.02 |
1.0617 |
0.1264 |
171 |
1 |
126.02 |
2009-05-15 |
13. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
124.17 |
1.0125 |
0.1548 |
171 |
1 |
124.17 |
2009-05-13 |
14. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
123.17 |
0.9736 |
0.1895 |
378 |
1 |
123.17 |
2009-06-15 |
15. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
123.02 |
0.9948 |
0.1631 |
233 |
2 |
120.87 |
2009-06-15 |
16. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
122.33 |
1.1070 |
0.0459 |
265 |
3 |
112.46 |
2009-09-22 |
17. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
122.05 |
1.0576 |
0.0920 |
231 |
4 |
116.92 |
2009-06-16 |
18. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
121.94 |
1.0607 |
0.0894 |
357 |
1 |
121.94 |
2009-06-16 |
19. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
121.65 |
1.0466 |
0.1001 |
230 |
3 |
117.00 |
2009-06-11 |
20. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
121.24 |
1.0264 |
0.1146 |
191 |
1 |
121.24 |
2009-04-18 |
21. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
120.13 |
1.0036 |
0.1289 |
277 |
3 |
107.52 |
2009-05-13 |
22. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
118.14 |
1.0334 |
0.0799 |
261 |
1 |
118.14 |
2009-04-15 |
23. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
117.96 |
0.9678 |
0.1446 |
392 |
2 |
109.32 |
2009-05-17 |
24. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
117.89 |
0.9765 |
0.1340 |
269 |
1 |
117.89 |
2009-05-12 |
25. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
117.89 |
1.0511 |
0.0601 |
252 |
2 |
111.32 |
2009-06-02 |
26. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
117.88 |
1.0419 |
0.0701 |
341 |
1 |
117.88 |
2009-04-24 |
27. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
117.79 |
1.0414 |
0.0674 |
234 |
1 |
117.79 |
2009-06-16 |
28. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
117.33 |
0.9852 |
0.1201 |
235 |
4 |
106.18 |
2009-05-17 |
29. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
117.26 |
1.0227 |
0.0844 |
378 |
2 |
115.30 |
2009-05-17 |
30. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
117.23 |
1.0135 |
0.0929 |
358 |
2 |
116.20 |
2009-06-17 |
31. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
116.71 |
1.0873 |
0.0101 |
243 |
1 |
116.71 |
2009-06-15 |
32. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
116.65 |
0.9070 |
0.1899 |
192 |
1 |
116.65 |
2009-04-14 |
33. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
116.46 |
0.9927 |
0.1038 |
234 |
1 |
116.46 |
2009-06-07 |
34. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
115.94 |
1.0540 |
0.0362 |
184 |
1 |
115.94 |
2009-04-17 |
35. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
115.89 |
1.0865 |
0.0055 |
237 |
2 |
110.96 |
2009-05-12 |
36. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
115.67 |
0.8936 |
0.1955 |
346 |
3 |
106.52 |
2009-06-11 |
37. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
115.67 |
0.9422 |
0.1450 |
190 |
3 |
89.62 |
2009-05-12 |
38. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
115.31 |
1.0736 |
0.0133 |
350 |
2 |
112.87 |
2009-09-22 |
39. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
115.17 |
1.0464 |
0.0395 |
294 |
1 |
115.17 |
2009-06-08 |
40. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
115.15 |
1.0132 |
0.0719 |
371 |
3 |
108.49 |
2009-05-13 |
41. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
114.98 |
1.0639 |
0.0206 |
303 |
1 |
114.98 |
2009-04-24 |
42. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
114.93 |
1.0600 |
0.0232 |
351 |
2 |
111.79 |
2009-10-02 |
43. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
114.51 |
1.0035 |
0.0754 |
310 |
1 |
114.51 |
2009-04-18 |
44. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
114.37 |
1.0481 |
0.0240 |
255 |
3 |
106.26 |
2009-06-11 |
45. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
114.34 |
1.0877 |
-0.0128 |
129 |
1 |
114.34 |
2009-04-13 |
46. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
114.24 |
0.9833 |
0.0943 |
387 |
1 |
114.24 |
2009-10-02 |
47. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
114.16 |
1.1198 |
-0.0444 |
247 |
1 |
114.16 |
2009-09-22 |
48. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
113.82 |
0.9763 |
0.0962 |
143 |
2 |
105.90 |
2009-05-12 |
49. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
113.53 |
1.0682 |
0.0019 |
266 |
1 |
113.53 |
2009-04-13 |
50. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
112.83 |
1.0006 |
0.0626 |
311 |
2 |
106.91 |
2009-04-24 |
51. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
112.61 |
1.0461 |
0.0154 |
318 |
2 |
101.47 |
2009-05-13 |
52. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
112.57 |
0.9885 |
0.0748 |
469 |
2 |
107.56 |
2009-06-15 |
53. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
112.53 |
1.0057 |
0.0558 |
382 |
1 |
112.53 |
2009-04-17 |
54. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
111.84 |
1.0529 |
0.0029 |
373 |
1 |
111.84 |
2009-04-13 |
55. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
111.53 |
1.0250 |
0.0270 |
271 |
1 |
111.53 |
2009-04-13 |
56. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
110.94 |
0.9704 |
0.0753 |
254 |
2 |
100.46 |
2009-05-12 |
57. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
110.86 |
1.0543 |
-0.0120 |
182 |
1 |
110.86 |
2009-06-07 |
58. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
110.77 |
0.9866 |
0.0573 |
308 |
2 |
109.14 |
2009-05-15 |
59. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
110.54 |
0.9957 |
0.0474 |
323 |
2 |
109.73 |
2009-06-17 |
60. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
110.50 |
1.0411 |
-0.0002 |
341 |
3 |
102.83 |
2009-06-07 |
61. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
110.33 |
1.0199 |
0.0171 |
225 |
2 |
105.52 |
2009-04-24 |
62. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
110.06 |
0.9727 |
0.0664 |
442 |
3 |
105.75 |
2009-04-16 |
63. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
109.95 |
1.0059 |
0.0306 |
283 |
2 |
101.34 |
2009-06-07 |
64. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
109.81 |
1.0462 |
-0.0103 |
340 |
1 |
109.81 |
2009-06-07 |
65. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
108.91 |
0.9809 |
0.0434 |
209 |
1 |
108.91 |
2009-05-13 |
66. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
108.39 |
1.0189 |
0.0025 |
290 |
1 |
108.39 |
2009-04-16 |
67. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
108.28 |
1.0332 |
-0.0135 |
267 |
1 |
108.28 |
2009-04-16 |
68. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
108.15 |
1.0960 |
-0.0762 |
315 |
1 |
108.15 |
2009-06-16 |
69. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
108.05 |
1.0287 |
-0.0106 |
269 |
1 |
108.05 |
2009-04-15 |
70. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
107.78 |
1.0130 |
0.0028 |
288 |
1 |
107.78 |
2009-06-10 |
71. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
107.74 |
0.9299 |
0.0815 |
168 |
1 |
107.74 |
2009-04-16 |
72. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
107.73 |
1.0086 |
0.0044 |
218 |
2 |
101.19 |
2009-04-16 |
73. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
107.60 |
0.8666 |
0.1460 |
206 |
2 |
100.92 |
2009-05-17 |
74. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
107.59 |
1.0404 |
-0.0250 |
406 |
1 |
107.59 |
2009-05-12 |
75. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
107.59 |
0.9713 |
0.0413 |
193 |
1 |
107.59 |
2009-05-12 |
76. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
107.54 |
1.0686 |
-0.0551 |
354 |
1 |
107.54 |
2009-04-17 |
77. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
107.54 |
1.0628 |
-0.0482 |
363 |
1 |
107.54 |
2009-04-16 |
78. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
107.43 |
0.9709 |
0.0401 |
264 |
1 |
107.43 |
2009-05-13 |
79. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
107.36 |
1.0800 |
-0.0706 |
213 |
1 |
107.36 |
2009-05-13 |
80. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
107.27 |
1.0265 |
-0.0144 |
375 |
1 |
107.27 |
2009-04-15 |
81. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
107.18 |
0.9981 |
0.0109 |
211 |
1 |
107.18 |
2009-05-13 |
82. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
106.90 |
0.9933 |
0.0164 |
450 |
1 |
106.90 |
2009-05-05 |
83. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
106.71 |
1.0291 |
-0.0244 |
240 |
1 |
106.71 |
2009-04-24 |
84. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
105.96 |
0.9644 |
0.0343 |
398 |
2 |
103.74 |
2009-06-11 |
85. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
105.90 |
1.0521 |
-0.0575 |
197 |
1 |
105.90 |
2009-04-16 |
86. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
105.88 |
0.9836 |
0.0143 |
289 |
3 |
96.36 |
2009-05-17 |
87. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
105.65 |
0.9841 |
0.0102 |
263 |
1 |
105.65 |
2009-04-24 |
88. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
105.24 |
1.0253 |
-0.0326 |
337 |
1 |
105.24 |
2009-06-17 |
89. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
105.20 |
0.9631 |
0.0275 |
273 |
2 |
100.95 |
2009-06-15 |
90. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
104.82 |
1.0165 |
-0.0291 |
316 |
2 |
98.37 |
2009-04-17 |
91. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
104.58 |
0.9519 |
0.0338 |
323 |
2 |
101.57 |
2009-04-18 |
92. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
104.53 |
1.0476 |
-0.0681 |
110 |
1 |
104.53 |
2009-06-15 |
93. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
104.24 |
0.9909 |
-0.0082 |
293 |
1 |
104.24 |
2009-06-17 |
94. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
104.15 |
0.9703 |
0.0127 |
394 |
2 |
93.63 |
2009-06-07 |
95. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
104.12 |
0.9917 |
-0.0105 |
317 |
2 |
98.30 |
2009-06-15 |
96. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
104.08 |
0.9271 |
0.0530 |
295 |
3 |
94.55 |
2009-05-12 |
97. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
103.95 |
0.9451 |
0.0376 |
419 |
1 |
103.95 |
2009-04-16 |
98. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
103.94 |
1.0418 |
-0.0629 |
214 |
1 |
103.94 |
2009-05-13 |
99. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
103.82 |
0.9966 |
-0.0156 |
377 |
1 |
103.82 |
2009-04-24 |
100. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
103.75 |
1.0333 |
-0.0578 |
176 |
2 |
100.86 |
2009-05-12 |
101. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
103.49 |
0.9698 |
0.0062 |
389 |
2 |
102.24 |
2009-05-15 |
102. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
102.93 |
1.0472 |
-0.0812 |
149 |
1 |
102.93 |
2009-10-02 |
103. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
102.50 |
0.9012 |
0.0652 |
322 |
2 |
99.79 |
2009-09-22 |
104. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
102.44 |
1.0267 |
-0.0600 |
261 |
1 |
102.44 |
2009-04-13 |
105. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
102.20 |
0.9332 |
0.0298 |
295 |
1 |
102.20 |
2009-05-12 |
106. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
102.18 |
1.0018 |
-0.0398 |
246 |
2 |
97.20 |
2009-05-13 |
107. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
102.16 |
1.0101 |
-0.0466 |
336 |
1 |
102.16 |
2009-04-16 |
108. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
102.11 |
1.0270 |
-0.0643 |
303 |
2 |
99.47 |
2009-05-03 |
109. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
102.03 |
1.0567 |
-0.0963 |
314 |
1 |
102.03 |
2009-04-13 |
110. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
101.93 |
0.8778 |
0.0830 |
285 |
2 |
86.57 |
2009-09-22 |
111. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
101.33 |
0.9928 |
-0.0382 |
293 |
2 |
99.93 |
2009-05-17 |
112. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
101.22 |
0.8913 |
0.0619 |
201 |
1 |
101.22 |
2009-05-15 |
113. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
101.09 |
1.0487 |
-0.0976 |
253 |
1 |
101.09 |
2009-05-12 |
114. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
101.08 |
0.8880 |
0.0645 |
296 |
1 |
101.08 |
2009-04-24 |
115. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
100.94 |
0.9434 |
0.0089 |
367 |
1 |
100.94 |
2009-05-15 |
116. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
100.68 |
1.0094 |
-0.0614 |
256 |
1 |
100.68 |
2009-05-13 |
117. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
100.67 |
0.9352 |
0.0115 |
194 |
1 |
100.67 |
2009-05-12 |
118. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
100.63 |
0.9243 |
0.0243 |
240 |
2 |
99.52 |
2009-06-07 |
119. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
100.57 |
1.0615 |
-0.1148 |
201 |
1 |
100.57 |
2009-05-12 |
120. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
100.46 |
1.0178 |
-0.0714 |
207 |
1 |
100.46 |
2009-04-13 |
121. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
100.19 |
0.9740 |
-0.0296 |
371 |
1 |
100.19 |
2009-04-16 |
122. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
99.53 |
0.9890 |
-0.0497 |
272 |
1 |
99.53 |
2009-06-07 |
123. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
99.04 |
0.8986 |
0.0337 |
205 |
2 |
97.92 |
2009-05-12 |
124. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
98.89 |
0.9541 |
-0.0236 |
236 |
1 |
98.89 |
2009-05-15 |
125. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
98.87 |
0.9801 |
-0.0496 |
289 |
1 |
98.87 |
2009-04-13 |
126. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
98.70 |
0.9885 |
-0.0595 |
355 |
1 |
98.70 |
2009-05-17 |
127. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
98.50 |
0.9068 |
0.0207 |
212 |
1 |
98.50 |
2009-05-03 |
128. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
98.44 |
0.9143 |
0.0129 |
300 |
2 |
93.61 |
2009-04-18 |
129. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
98.35 |
1.0125 |
-0.0867 |
232 |
1 |
98.35 |
2009-04-15 |
130. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
98.04 |
0.9183 |
0.0047 |
308 |
2 |
94.49 |
2009-06-16 |
131. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
98.02 |
0.9424 |
-0.0180 |
320 |
1 |
98.02 |
2009-04-24 |
132. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
97.96 |
0.9027 |
0.0194 |
189 |
3 |
93.22 |
2009-05-15 |
133. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
96.90 |
0.9849 |
-0.0725 |
337 |
2 |
95.47 |
2009-04-24 |
134. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
96.79 |
1.0234 |
-0.1108 |
392 |
2 |
95.04 |
2009-04-18 |
135. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
96.67 |
0.9162 |
-0.0057 |
401 |
1 |
96.67 |
2009-05-15 |
136. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
96.40 |
1.0403 |
-0.1346 |
234 |
1 |
96.40 |
2009-05-12 |
137. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
96.32 |
0.8986 |
0.0110 |
363 |
1 |
96.32 |
2009-06-17 |
138. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
96.17 |
0.9500 |
-0.0439 |
287 |
1 |
96.17 |
2009-05-12 |
139. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
95.79 |
1.0181 |
-0.1156 |
276 |
1 |
95.79 |
2009-04-24 |
140. |
The idea of "Mr. Right" has been passed down over the genera... |
95.78 |
0.9630 |
-0.0547 |
379 |
1 |
95.78 |
2009-10-02 |
141. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
95.29 |
0.9583 |
-0.0609 |
237 |
1 |
95.29 |
2009-04-13 |
142. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
95.09 |
0.9864 |
-0.0900 |
292 |
1 |
95.09 |
2009-05-17 |
143. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
94.43 |
0.9425 |
-0.0536 |
248 |
2 |
90.75 |
2009-05-13 |
144. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
94.20 |
0.9359 |
-0.0483 |
355 |
2 |
93.73 |
2009-04-17 |
145. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
94.05 |
0.9884 |
-0.1016 |
267 |
1 |
94.05 |
2009-06-07 |
146. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
94.05 |
0.9681 |
-0.0809 |
392 |
1 |
94.05 |
2009-04-13 |
147. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
93.36 |
0.9632 |
-0.0842 |
287 |
1 |
93.36 |
2009-04-15 |
148. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
92.91 |
1.0561 |
-0.1823 |
227 |
1 |
92.91 |
2009-04-24 |
149. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
92.85 |
0.9561 |
-0.0810 |
362 |
1 |
92.85 |
2009-04-13 |
150. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
92.49 |
0.9108 |
-0.0405 |
235 |
1 |
92.49 |
2009-04-16 |
151. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
91.45 |
0.9963 |
-0.1366 |
274 |
1 |
91.45 |
2009-05-03 |
152. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
91.34 |
0.9114 |
-0.0480 |
399 |
1 |
91.34 |
2009-04-18 |
153. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
91.24 |
0.9357 |
-0.0778 |
204 |
2 |
89.32 |
2009-06-07 |
154. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
91.02 |
0.9380 |
-0.0821 |
284 |
1 |
91.02 |
2009-04-16 |
155. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
90.90 |
0.9271 |
-0.0712 |
323 |
1 |
90.90 |
2009-04-18 |
156. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
90.62 |
0.9745 |
-0.1209 |
388 |
1 |
90.62 |
2009-04-16 |
157. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
90.33 |
0.8887 |
-0.0285 |
464 |
1 |
90.33 |
2009-06-15 |
158. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
89.95 |
0.9604 |
-0.1144 |
285 |
1 |
89.95 |
2009-04-13 |
159. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
89.81 |
0.9135 |
-0.0645 |
393 |
1 |
89.81 |
2009-06-21 |
160. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
89.46 |
0.9228 |
-0.0791 |
305 |
2 |
89.36 |
2009-04-16 |
161. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
88.15 |
0.9597 |
-0.1298 |
251 |
2 |
86.53 |
2009-06-08 |
162. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
87.60 |
0.9909 |
-0.1651 |
334 |
1 |
87.60 |
2009-05-13 |
163. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
87.44 |
0.9780 |
-0.1580 |
173 |
1 |
87.44 |
2009-04-16 |
164. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
87.25 |
0.8993 |
-0.0764 |
366 |
2 |
83.58 |
2009-06-07 |
165. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
86.96 |
0.8172 |
-0.0005 |
204 |
2 |
83.20 |
2009-05-15 |
166. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
86.60 |
0.9029 |
-0.0874 |
393 |
2 |
86.22 |
2009-06-10 |
167. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
86.50 |
0.9339 |
-0.1177 |
317 |
1 |
86.50 |
2009-05-03 |
168. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
84.39 |
0.9468 |
-0.1525 |
318 |
1 |
84.39 |
2009-10-02 |
169. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
83.97 |
0.8964 |
-0.1071 |
199 |
1 |
83.97 |
2009-05-13 |
170. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
81.92 |
0.9673 |
-0.1967 |
292 |
1 |
81.92 |
2009-04-16 |
171. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
77.92 |
0.9119 |
-0.1776 |
396 |
1 |
77.92 |
2009-05-05 |
172. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
77.75 |
0.8437 |
-0.1131 |
268 |
1 |
77.75 |
2009-04-24 |
173. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
77.01 |
0.9658 |
-0.2404 |
308 |
1 |
77.01 |
2009-04-24 |
174. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
72.53 |
0.9503 |
-0.2701 |
211 |
1 |
72.53 |
2009-04-16 |