| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
169.66 |
1.0714 |
0.0894 |
129 |
2 |
159.10 |
2009-10-17 |
| 2. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
164.70 |
1.0218 |
0.1104 |
268 |
2 |
163.03 |
2009-10-16 |
| 3. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
164.06 |
0.8852 |
0.2458 |
158 |
1 |
164.06 |
2009-10-12 |
| 4. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
163.64 |
1.0795 |
0.0787 |
226 |
5 |
142.94 |
2009-10-16 |
| 5. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
163.38 |
1.0797 |
0.0406 |
210 |
1 |
163.38 |
2009-10-13 |
| 6. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
162.29 |
1.1114 |
0.0042 |
247 |
3 |
154.52 |
2009-10-17 |
| 7. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
161.78 |
0.9772 |
0.1341 |
217 |
5 |
146.47 |
2009-10-16 |
| 8. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
159.11 |
1.0337 |
0.0618 |
214 |
5 |
146.06 |
2009-10-16 |
| 9. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
158.42 |
1.0498 |
0.0367 |
180 |
3 |
146.92 |
2009-10-15 |
| 10. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
156.74 |
1.0523 |
0.0230 |
256 |
3 |
146.66 |
2009-10-15 |
| 11. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
155.45 |
1.0613 |
0.0102 |
266 |
3 |
137.79 |
2009-10-16 |
| 12. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
154.95 |
1.0368 |
0.0312 |
276 |
3 |
140.29 |
2009-10-15 |
| 13. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
154.80 |
1.0398 |
0.0158 |
110 |
3 |
145.24 |
2009-10-13 |
| 14. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
154.11 |
1.0993 |
-0.0401 |
265 |
2 |
150.01 |
2009-10-15 |
| 15. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
153.30 |
1.0496 |
0.0053 |
314 |
2 |
150.17 |
2009-10-16 |
| 16. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
152.07 |
1.1018 |
-0.0611 |
220 |
1 |
152.07 |
2009-10-17 |
| 17. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
152.05 |
0.9786 |
0.0631 |
193 |
1 |
152.05 |
2009-10-13 |
| 18. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
151.77 |
1.0429 |
0.0007 |
259 |
2 |
148.41 |
2009-10-16 |
| 19. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
151.18 |
1.0183 |
0.0170 |
191 |
1 |
151.18 |
2009-10-16 |
| 20. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
151.06 |
1.1068 |
-0.0265 |
393 |
1 |
151.06 |
2009-10-14 |
| 21. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
150.26 |
1.0787 |
-0.0455 |
237 |
2 |
147.90 |
2009-10-13 |
| 22. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
149.73 |
1.0441 |
-0.0118 |
252 |
1 |
149.73 |
2009-10-15 |
| 23. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
149.43 |
1.1016 |
-0.0728 |
233 |
2 |
146.15 |
2009-10-16 |
| 24. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
149.40 |
1.0711 |
-0.0477 |
213 |
1 |
149.40 |
2009-10-15 |
| 25. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
149.28 |
0.9946 |
0.0328 |
246 |
1 |
149.28 |
2009-10-13 |
| 26. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
149.15 |
1.0445 |
-0.0169 |
373 |
1 |
149.15 |
2009-10-16 |
| 27. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
148.20 |
1.0201 |
-0.0068 |
172 |
1 |
148.20 |
2009-10-16 |
| 28. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
147.99 |
1.0941 |
-0.0443 |
256 |
1 |
147.99 |
2009-10-15 |
| 29. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
147.33 |
1.0462 |
-0.0383 |
184 |
4 |
138.61 |
2009-10-16 |
| 30. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
147.14 |
1.0213 |
-0.0118 |
240 |
1 |
147.14 |
2009-10-15 |
| 31. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
147.05 |
1.0124 |
-0.0027 |
204 |
4 |
144.33 |
2009-10-16 |
| 32. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
146.71 |
1.0799 |
-0.0739 |
243 |
1 |
146.71 |
2009-10-15 |
| 33. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
145.93 |
1.0577 |
-0.0569 |
247 |
3 |
139.66 |
2009-10-15 |
| 34. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
145.65 |
0.9865 |
0.0169 |
276 |
1 |
145.65 |
2009-10-13 |
| 35. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
144.83 |
1.0320 |
0.0019 |
293 |
1 |
144.83 |
2009-10-15 |
| 36. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
144.67 |
1.0412 |
-0.0463 |
225 |
2 |
142.62 |
2009-10-13 |
| 37. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
144.38 |
0.9769 |
0.0145 |
263 |
1 |
144.38 |
2009-10-13 |
| 38. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
142.77 |
1.0251 |
-0.0450 |
261 |
1 |
142.77 |
2009-10-13 |
| 39. |
By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environ... |
142.60 |
0.9726 |
0.0021 |
154 |
1 |
142.60 |
2009-10-13 |
| 40. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
142.26 |
1.0444 |
-0.0723 |
197 |
1 |
142.26 |
2009-10-15 |
| 41. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
141.50 |
0.8919 |
0.0798 |
205 |
1 |
141.50 |
2009-10-15 |
| 42. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
141.45 |
1.0463 |
-0.0778 |
182 |
1 |
141.45 |
2009-10-13 |
| 43. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
141.38 |
1.0521 |
-0.0843 |
171 |
2 |
139.98 |
2009-10-15 |
| 44. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
141.27 |
1.0385 |
-0.0685 |
230 |
1 |
141.27 |
2009-10-12 |
| 45. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
140.66 |
0.9986 |
-0.0305 |
283 |
1 |
140.66 |
2009-10-15 |
| 46. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
140.17 |
1.0483 |
-0.0872 |
227 |
1 |
140.17 |
2009-10-15 |
| 47. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
140.07 |
1.0034 |
-0.0415 |
302 |
1 |
140.07 |
2009-10-12 |
| 48. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
140.01 |
0.9833 |
-0.0187 |
355 |
1 |
140.01 |
2009-10-15 |
| 49. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
139.82 |
1.0565 |
-0.0974 |
247 |
1 |
139.82 |
2009-10-12 |
| 50. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
139.74 |
1.0829 |
-0.1203 |
288 |
1 |
139.74 |
2009-10-13 |
| 51. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
139.58 |
0.9776 |
-0.0174 |
308 |
1 |
139.58 |
2009-10-13 |
| 52. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
139.50 |
1.0767 |
-0.1194 |
212 |
1 |
139.50 |
2009-10-15 |
| 53. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
139.43 |
1.0088 |
-0.0111 |
396 |
1 |
139.43 |
2009-10-13 |
| 54. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
139.28 |
0.9731 |
-0.0277 |
129 |
2 |
129.54 |
2009-10-15 |
| 55. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
139.10 |
1.0613 |
-0.0996 |
456 |
1 |
139.10 |
2009-10-13 |
| 56. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
138.29 |
0.9649 |
-0.0150 |
193 |
1 |
138.29 |
2009-10-15 |
| 57. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
137.03 |
1.0173 |
-0.0309 |
268 |
1 |
137.03 |
2009-10-13 |
| 58. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
136.95 |
0.9567 |
-0.0152 |
273 |
1 |
136.95 |
2009-10-15 |
| 59. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
136.47 |
1.0516 |
-0.1137 |
281 |
1 |
136.47 |
2009-10-13 |
| 60. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
136.08 |
0.9286 |
0.0060 |
194 |
2 |
131.20 |
2009-10-13 |
| 61. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
135.43 |
0.9965 |
-0.0702 |
168 |
2 |
128.37 |
2009-10-13 |
| 62. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
135.27 |
1.0567 |
-0.1261 |
303 |
1 |
135.27 |
2009-10-15 |
| 63. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
135.22 |
1.0197 |
-0.0930 |
226 |
1 |
135.22 |
2009-10-15 |
| 64. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
134.76 |
1.0099 |
-0.0864 |
207 |
1 |
134.76 |
2009-10-13 |
| 65. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
134.56 |
1.0316 |
-0.1028 |
333 |
1 |
134.56 |
2009-10-13 |
| 66. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
134.40 |
0.9697 |
-0.0456 |
249 |
1 |
134.40 |
2009-10-15 |
| 67. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
134.31 |
0.9997 |
-0.0728 |
382 |
1 |
134.31 |
2009-10-13 |
| 68. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
133.56 |
1.0352 |
-0.1145 |
341 |
1 |
133.56 |
2009-10-13 |
| 69. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
132.94 |
1.0361 |
-0.1214 |
269 |
2 |
130.15 |
2009-10-13 |
| 70. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
132.51 |
1.0261 |
-0.1173 |
273 |
1 |
132.51 |
2009-10-15 |
| 71. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
132.41 |
1.0768 |
-0.1267 |
295 |
1 |
132.41 |
2009-10-13 |
| 72. |
He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found... |
132.35 |
0.9127 |
-0.0054 |
252 |
1 |
132.35 |
2009-10-13 |
| 73. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
132.29 |
0.9879 |
-0.0700 |
450 |
1 |
132.29 |
2009-10-15 |
| 74. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
131.87 |
1.0025 |
-0.0963 |
256 |
1 |
131.87 |
2009-10-13 |
| 75. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
131.50 |
0.9614 |
-0.0547 |
292 |
1 |
131.50 |
2009-10-13 |
| 76. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
130.27 |
0.9275 |
-0.0357 |
211 |
2 |
125.81 |
2009-10-13 |
| 77. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
130.10 |
0.9758 |
-0.0812 |
314 |
1 |
130.10 |
2009-10-13 |
| 78. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
129.37 |
1.0053 |
-0.1185 |
232 |
1 |
129.37 |
2009-10-12 |
| 79. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
127.49 |
0.9578 |
-0.0826 |
281 |
1 |
127.49 |
2009-10-12 |
| 80. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
127.37 |
1.0289 |
-0.1496 |
276 |
1 |
127.37 |
2009-10-12 |
| 81. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
120.15 |
0.9871 |
-0.1263 |
209 |
1 |
120.15 |
2009-10-13 |
| 82. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
118.99 |
1.0796 |
-0.2679 |
129 |
1 |
118.99 |
2009-10-12 |