| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
127.59 |
0.9171 |
0.3993 |
165 |
1 |
127.59 |
2009-12-30 |
| 2. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
116.40 |
1.0090 |
0.2343 |
282 |
1 |
116.40 |
2010-09-13 |
| 3. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
116.24 |
0.9529 |
0.2856 |
269 |
1 |
116.24 |
2012-08-31 |
| 4. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
114.78 |
0.9866 |
0.1924 |
218 |
3 |
101.40 |
2010-12-03 |
| 5. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
113.75 |
1.0445 |
0.1283 |
373 |
2 |
109.20 |
2008-09-12 |
| 6. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
113.31 |
1.0203 |
0.1505 |
261 |
4 |
97.09 |
2009-04-24 |
| 7. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
113.13 |
1.0604 |
0.1384 |
260 |
1 |
113.13 |
2014-02-28 |
| 8. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
112.73 |
1.0529 |
0.1083 |
351 |
6 |
96.86 |
2009-04-24 |
| 9. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
112.51 |
1.0261 |
0.1310 |
273 |
1 |
112.51 |
2008-09-12 |
| 10. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
111.86 |
1.0799 |
0.0687 |
243 |
2 |
93.08 |
2009-04-24 |
| 11. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
111.30 |
1.0120 |
0.1336 |
290 |
2 |
105.26 |
2008-09-11 |
| 12. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
111.20 |
0.9907 |
0.1531 |
211 |
2 |
103.09 |
2008-09-12 |
| 13. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
111.10 |
1.0696 |
0.0712 |
226 |
2 |
106.96 |
2008-09-12 |
| 14. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
110.42 |
1.1022 |
0.0702 |
259 |
1 |
110.42 |
2012-08-31 |
| 15. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
110.12 |
0.9636 |
0.1704 |
254 |
3 |
90.09 |
2010-02-17 |
| 16. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
109.93 |
0.9772 |
0.1514 |
217 |
1 |
109.93 |
2008-09-12 |
| 17. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
109.85 |
1.0396 |
0.0845 |
149 |
2 |
101.99 |
2008-09-11 |
| 18. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
109.78 |
0.9768 |
0.1564 |
387 |
3 |
105.13 |
2008-09-12 |
| 19. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
109.50 |
1.0417 |
0.0835 |
253 |
1 |
109.50 |
2012-08-31 |
| 20. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
109.47 |
1.0398 |
0.0771 |
110 |
1 |
109.47 |
2009-02-12 |
| 21. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
109.46 |
0.9785 |
0.1520 |
335 |
1 |
109.46 |
2008-09-11 |
| 22. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
108.96 |
1.0214 |
0.0989 |
269 |
3 |
102.81 |
2009-02-25 |
| 23. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
108.65 |
1.1018 |
0.0106 |
220 |
1 |
108.65 |
2008-09-10 |
| 24. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
108.39 |
0.9843 |
0.1268 |
234 |
1 |
108.39 |
2008-09-12 |
| 25. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
108.31 |
1.0555 |
0.0612 |
363 |
3 |
104.70 |
2008-09-11 |
| 26. |
Consider this: Is the pious being loved by the gods because ... |
108.01 |
1.0561 |
0.0820 |
430 |
1 |
108.01 |
2012-08-31 |
| 27. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
107.94 |
1.0124 |
0.0966 |
204 |
1 |
107.94 |
2008-09-11 |
| 28. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
107.92 |
0.9910 |
0.1221 |
295 |
1 |
107.92 |
2008-10-21 |
| 29. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
107.75 |
1.1016 |
0.0079 |
233 |
1 |
107.75 |
2010-02-17 |
| 30. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
107.59 |
1.0711 |
0.0316 |
213 |
3 |
105.52 |
2008-09-11 |
| 31. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
106.91 |
0.9614 |
0.1423 |
292 |
4 |
97.65 |
2008-09-11 |
| 32. |
Sometimes you concentrate more on racing the cars around you... |
106.29 |
1.0968 |
0.0348 |
365 |
1 |
106.29 |
2012-08-31 |
| 33. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
106.17 |
1.0567 |
0.0369 |
303 |
3 |
98.34 |
2009-04-26 |
| 34. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
105.67 |
0.9884 |
0.0986 |
233 |
1 |
105.67 |
2008-09-11 |
| 35. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
105.20 |
0.9846 |
0.0972 |
281 |
2 |
99.15 |
2008-09-10 |
| 36. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
105.04 |
1.0053 |
0.0739 |
232 |
3 |
84.78 |
2008-09-12 |
| 37. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
105.03 |
1.0197 |
0.0585 |
226 |
1 |
105.03 |
2010-09-13 |
| 38. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
104.87 |
0.9851 |
0.0965 |
317 |
1 |
104.87 |
2008-09-10 |
| 39. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
104.70 |
0.9233 |
0.1461 |
168 |
2 |
99.83 |
2008-09-11 |
| 40. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
104.54 |
0.9633 |
0.1149 |
304 |
3 |
98.14 |
2009-04-26 |
| 41. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
104.52 |
1.0619 |
0.0175 |
354 |
2 |
99.26 |
2008-09-11 |
| 42. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
104.40 |
1.0391 |
0.0415 |
358 |
1 |
104.40 |
2012-08-31 |
| 43. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
104.24 |
1.0993 |
-0.0285 |
265 |
1 |
104.24 |
2008-09-10 |
| 44. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
103.80 |
1.0034 |
0.0634 |
302 |
2 |
65.93 |
2010-02-17 |
| 45. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
103.76 |
1.0534 |
0.0167 |
357 |
2 |
99.07 |
2009-04-26 |
| 46. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
103.60 |
1.0025 |
0.0646 |
336 |
2 |
102.02 |
2012-08-31 |
| 47. |
Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... |
103.38 |
0.9905 |
0.1048 |
337 |
1 |
103.38 |
2010-09-13 |
| 48. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
103.32 |
1.0025 |
0.0607 |
256 |
1 |
103.32 |
2010-09-13 |
| 49. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
103.29 |
1.0487 |
0.0093 |
231 |
2 |
97.32 |
2010-12-03 |
| 50. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
103.23 |
0.9897 |
0.0704 |
274 |
1 |
103.23 |
2010-09-13 |
| 51. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
103.12 |
0.9893 |
0.0720 |
323 |
1 |
103.12 |
2008-09-05 |
| 52. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
102.98 |
0.9763 |
0.0830 |
289 |
2 |
99.36 |
2008-09-11 |
| 53. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
102.77 |
0.9941 |
0.0611 |
217 |
1 |
102.77 |
2008-09-10 |
| 54. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
102.26 |
1.0389 |
0.0158 |
340 |
2 |
100.92 |
2008-09-10 |
| 55. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
102.14 |
1.0296 |
0.0278 |
437 |
2 |
98.85 |
2009-04-26 |
| 56. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
101.78 |
0.9994 |
0.0785 |
269 |
1 |
101.78 |
2010-09-13 |
| 57. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
101.74 |
1.0099 |
0.0340 |
207 |
3 |
96.49 |
2012-08-31 |
| 58. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
100.73 |
0.9844 |
0.0567 |
293 |
1 |
100.73 |
2008-09-10 |
| 59. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
100.68 |
1.0444 |
-0.0152 |
197 |
2 |
90.39 |
2009-03-16 |
| 60. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
100.61 |
1.0496 |
-0.0152 |
314 |
3 |
97.36 |
2009-04-24 |
| 61. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
100.27 |
0.9966 |
0.0343 |
259 |
1 |
100.27 |
2008-09-05 |
| 62. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
100.26 |
1.0331 |
-0.0039 |
234 |
3 |
94.62 |
2012-08-30 |
| 63. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
100.23 |
1.0109 |
0.0210 |
276 |
3 |
98.21 |
2009-04-24 |
| 64. |
However, let us leave aside the philosophical, social, and e... |
99.95 |
0.9569 |
0.0982 |
410 |
1 |
99.95 |
2010-09-13 |
| 65. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
99.93 |
1.0387 |
0.0216 |
239 |
1 |
99.93 |
2012-08-31 |
| 66. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
99.93 |
1.0613 |
-0.0324 |
266 |
1 |
99.93 |
2008-09-11 |
| 67. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
99.89 |
1.0666 |
-0.0389 |
297 |
3 |
75.15 |
2008-09-11 |
| 68. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
99.63 |
0.9653 |
0.0679 |
394 |
2 |
98.20 |
2010-09-13 |
| 69. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
99.43 |
0.9430 |
0.0725 |
211 |
3 |
94.35 |
2009-04-24 |
| 70. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
99.09 |
0.9279 |
0.0978 |
317 |
2 |
92.40 |
2008-09-12 |
| 71. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
98.89 |
0.8951 |
0.1243 |
193 |
2 |
86.26 |
2008-09-12 |
| 72. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
98.87 |
0.9635 |
0.0588 |
389 |
3 |
89.78 |
2009-04-26 |
| 73. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
98.75 |
0.9997 |
0.0196 |
382 |
2 |
96.24 |
2008-09-11 |
| 74. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
98.54 |
0.9912 |
0.0492 |
237 |
1 |
98.54 |
2012-08-30 |
| 75. |
Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Be... |
98.35 |
0.8786 |
0.1500 |
214 |
1 |
98.35 |
2008-09-12 |
| 76. |
I don't want to go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken... |
98.35 |
0.9368 |
0.0899 |
174 |
2 |
98.11 |
2008-09-10 |
| 77. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
98.33 |
0.8971 |
0.1195 |
266 |
2 |
94.13 |
2008-09-12 |
| 78. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
98.20 |
0.9865 |
0.0246 |
276 |
2 |
92.22 |
2008-09-12 |
| 79. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
98.20 |
0.8826 |
0.1288 |
296 |
4 |
89.87 |
2012-08-31 |
| 80. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
98.03 |
0.9376 |
0.0760 |
367 |
2 |
93.77 |
2008-09-11 |
| 81. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
98.00 |
1.0419 |
-0.0340 |
261 |
1 |
98.00 |
2012-08-30 |
| 82. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
97.86 |
1.0340 |
-0.0224 |
406 |
2 |
89.71 |
2012-08-31 |
| 83. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
97.73 |
1.0669 |
-0.0295 |
286 |
1 |
97.73 |
2009-12-30 |
| 84. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
97.68 |
0.9710 |
0.0271 |
173 |
1 |
97.68 |
2008-09-10 |
| 85. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
97.53 |
0.9213 |
0.0822 |
295 |
1 |
97.53 |
2009-04-26 |
| 86. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
97.46 |
1.0165 |
-0.0103 |
392 |
2 |
96.81 |
2012-08-31 |
| 87. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
97.28 |
0.9202 |
0.0795 |
254 |
2 |
93.32 |
2010-12-03 |
| 88. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
97.23 |
0.9426 |
0.0604 |
317 |
1 |
97.23 |
2012-08-31 |
| 89. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
97.19 |
0.9593 |
0.0448 |
398 |
1 |
97.19 |
2008-09-02 |
| 90. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
97.12 |
1.0368 |
-0.0372 |
276 |
2 |
93.89 |
2008-09-11 |
| 91. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
96.86 |
0.9309 |
0.0632 |
284 |
1 |
96.86 |
2008-09-11 |
| 92. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
96.62 |
0.9943 |
0.0024 |
373 |
1 |
96.62 |
2009-12-30 |
| 93. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
96.34 |
0.9798 |
0.0051 |
199 |
1 |
96.34 |
2009-04-24 |
| 94. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
96.16 |
0.8878 |
0.1007 |
346 |
2 |
88.98 |
2008-09-12 |
| 95. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
95.85 |
0.9514 |
0.0344 |
237 |
3 |
89.91 |
2009-04-24 |
| 96. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
95.76 |
1.0477 |
-0.0607 |
360 |
1 |
95.76 |
2010-03-05 |
| 97. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
95.60 |
0.9088 |
0.0793 |
348 |
1 |
95.60 |
2010-09-13 |
| 98. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
95.59 |
0.9684 |
0.0171 |
388 |
1 |
95.59 |
2008-09-12 |
| 99. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
94.97 |
0.9776 |
-0.0011 |
308 |
1 |
94.97 |
2008-09-11 |
| 100. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
94.76 |
1.0429 |
-0.0702 |
259 |
1 |
94.76 |
2009-02-12 |
| 101. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
94.44 |
0.9293 |
0.0423 |
355 |
1 |
94.44 |
2008-09-11 |
| 102. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
94.38 |
0.9986 |
-0.0278 |
283 |
1 |
94.38 |
2009-04-26 |
| 103. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
94.11 |
0.9754 |
-0.0019 |
362 |
1 |
94.11 |
2008-09-12 |
| 104. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
93.93 |
1.0523 |
-0.0911 |
256 |
2 |
90.66 |
2008-09-12 |
| 105. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
93.85 |
1.0352 |
-0.0674 |
341 |
1 |
93.85 |
2009-04-24 |
| 106. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
93.62 |
0.9212 |
0.0444 |
323 |
1 |
93.62 |
2008-09-11 |
| 107. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
93.58 |
1.0797 |
-0.1235 |
210 |
1 |
93.58 |
2008-09-09 |
| 108. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
93.55 |
0.8602 |
0.0991 |
206 |
4 |
73.21 |
2012-08-30 |
| 109. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
93.52 |
0.9964 |
-0.0351 |
203 |
1 |
93.52 |
2010-03-05 |
| 110. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
93.46 |
0.9372 |
0.0274 |
320 |
1 |
93.46 |
2012-08-31 |
| 111. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
93.22 |
1.0668 |
-0.1062 |
350 |
1 |
93.22 |
2008-09-09 |
| 112. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
93.20 |
0.9857 |
-0.0288 |
293 |
1 |
93.20 |
2008-09-11 |
| 113. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
93.16 |
0.9084 |
0.0532 |
404 |
2 |
90.08 |
2008-09-11 |
| 114. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
93.13 |
0.9513 |
0.0097 |
354 |
1 |
93.13 |
2009-08-20 |
| 115. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
93.10 |
0.9622 |
0.0010 |
392 |
1 |
93.10 |
2008-09-10 |
| 116. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
92.97 |
0.8852 |
0.0724 |
201 |
1 |
92.97 |
2010-12-03 |
| 117. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
92.82 |
0.9820 |
-0.0253 |
267 |
1 |
92.82 |
2008-09-02 |
| 118. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
92.71 |
0.9672 |
-0.0079 |
396 |
1 |
92.71 |
2008-09-12 |
| 119. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
92.58 |
0.9411 |
0.0111 |
318 |
2 |
86.51 |
2012-08-30 |
| 120. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
92.48 |
0.9351 |
0.0098 |
190 |
4 |
78.02 |
2012-08-31 |
| 121. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
92.21 |
0.8810 |
0.0674 |
282 |
1 |
92.21 |
2008-09-10 |
| 122. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
92.14 |
0.9734 |
-0.0269 |
289 |
4 |
86.90 |
2010-12-03 |
| 123. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
91.29 |
0.9364 |
0.0417 |
351 |
1 |
91.29 |
2012-08-31 |
| 124. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
91.05 |
0.9578 |
-0.0228 |
281 |
1 |
91.05 |
2008-08-20 |
| 125. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
90.71 |
0.9811 |
-0.0465 |
272 |
1 |
90.71 |
2010-12-03 |
| 126. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
90.38 |
1.0077 |
-0.0379 |
250 |
1 |
90.38 |
2012-08-31 |
| 127. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
90.26 |
0.9168 |
0.0118 |
240 |
4 |
85.18 |
2010-09-13 |
| 128. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
90.25 |
0.9289 |
-0.0040 |
204 |
2 |
85.14 |
2012-08-31 |
| 129. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
89.76 |
1.0528 |
-0.1357 |
201 |
1 |
89.76 |
2009-04-24 |
| 130. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
89.32 |
0.9342 |
-0.0132 |
434 |
1 |
89.32 |
2008-09-09 |
| 131. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
89.07 |
1.0251 |
-0.1124 |
261 |
2 |
68.79 |
2008-09-11 |
| 132. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
88.90 |
1.0454 |
-0.1360 |
255 |
1 |
88.90 |
2008-08-26 |
| 133. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
88.67 |
0.9068 |
0.0069 |
269 |
2 |
70.37 |
2008-09-10 |
| 134. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
88.39 |
0.8958 |
0.0166 |
322 |
2 |
86.92 |
2008-09-12 |
| 135. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
88.34 |
1.0403 |
-0.1180 |
193 |
1 |
88.34 |
2010-09-13 |
| 136. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
88.28 |
0.9500 |
-0.0412 |
362 |
1 |
88.28 |
2009-03-16 |
| 137. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
88.15 |
0.9612 |
-0.0559 |
256 |
1 |
88.15 |
2009-04-26 |
| 138. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
88.03 |
0.9965 |
-0.0922 |
310 |
2 |
83.03 |
2009-04-26 |
| 139. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
87.69 |
1.0062 |
-0.1057 |
288 |
2 |
60.63 |
2009-04-26 |
| 140. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
87.60 |
1.0168 |
-0.1158 |
271 |
1 |
87.60 |
2008-09-10 |
| 141. |
I often see racers, particularly at the back of the pack in ... |
87.58 |
1.0004 |
-0.0778 |
469 |
1 |
87.58 |
2012-08-30 |
| 142. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
87.18 |
0.9365 |
-0.0399 |
248 |
1 |
87.18 |
2012-08-30 |
| 143. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
87.12 |
1.0141 |
-0.0832 |
304 |
1 |
87.12 |
2012-08-31 |
| 144. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
87.12 |
0.9468 |
-0.0527 |
276 |
2 |
81.89 |
2009-04-24 |
| 145. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
86.49 |
0.9723 |
-0.0806 |
364 |
1 |
86.49 |
2010-12-03 |
| 146. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
86.47 |
0.8933 |
0.0009 |
363 |
1 |
86.47 |
2009-04-24 |
| 147. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
86.42 |
1.0399 |
-0.1474 |
294 |
1 |
86.42 |
2009-04-24 |
| 148. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
86.19 |
1.0201 |
-0.1348 |
303 |
1 |
86.19 |
2008-09-09 |
| 149. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
85.81 |
0.9852 |
-0.1040 |
264 |
1 |
85.81 |
2008-09-10 |
| 150. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
84.43 |
0.8105 |
0.0517 |
204 |
3 |
64.49 |
2009-04-26 |
| 151. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
83.98 |
1.0389 |
-0.1754 |
318 |
1 |
83.98 |
2009-04-26 |
| 152. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
83.86 |
0.9339 |
-0.0748 |
310 |
2 |
66.08 |
2008-09-11 |
| 153. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
82.79 |
1.0483 |
-0.2018 |
227 |
1 |
82.79 |
2009-04-24 |
| 154. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
82.53 |
0.9049 |
-0.0528 |
351 |
1 |
82.53 |
2008-09-11 |
| 155. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
82.29 |
0.9991 |
-0.1544 |
225 |
1 |
82.29 |
2008-09-12 |
| 156. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
82.15 |
0.8890 |
-0.0498 |
199 |
2 |
79.13 |
2008-09-10 |
| 157. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
81.77 |
1.0201 |
-0.1881 |
172 |
2 |
80.18 |
2009-04-26 |
| 158. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
81.50 |
0.8770 |
-0.0378 |
300 |
1 |
81.50 |
2008-09-09 |
| 159. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
80.99 |
0.8996 |
-0.0744 |
192 |
1 |
80.99 |
2008-09-11 |
| 160. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
79.79 |
0.9164 |
-0.0934 |
305 |
1 |
79.79 |
2008-09-10 |
| 161. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
77.82 |
0.9045 |
-0.1065 |
235 |
1 |
77.82 |
2008-09-02 |
| 162. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
77.14 |
0.8553 |
-0.0698 |
174 |
1 |
77.14 |
2008-09-11 |
| 163. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
76.76 |
1.0595 |
-0.2704 |
379 |
1 |
76.76 |
2008-09-09 |
| 164. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
67.37 |
1.0787 |
-0.3912 |
237 |
1 |
67.37 |
2008-08-29 |
| 165. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
63.55 |
0.9429 |
-0.2926 |
287 |
1 |
63.55 |
2009-04-24 |
| 166. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
61.56 |
1.0214 |
-0.3985 |
166 |
1 |
61.56 |
2012-08-31 |
| 167. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
50.16 |
1.0714 |
-0.5707 |
129 |
1 |
50.16 |
2009-04-24 |
| 168. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
48.86 |
1.0125 |
-0.5188 |
224 |
1 |
48.86 |
2012-08-31 |
| 169. |
The girls I like best are ones I never feel much like kiddin... |
43.78 |
0.9063 |
-0.4552 |
239 |
1 |
43.78 |
2009-08-20 |
| 170. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
43.61 |
0.9330 |
-0.4851 |
360 |
1 |
43.61 |
2008-09-11 |