| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
83.69 |
1.0403 |
0.4833 |
275 |
2 |
77.06 |
2025-03-19 |
| 2. |
The longer you live, the more you fail. Failure is the mark ... |
83.25 |
1.1881 |
0.3275 |
157 |
1 |
83.25 |
2025-03-06 |
| 3. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
82.56 |
1.1296 |
0.3734 |
252 |
2 |
82.21 |
2025-12-01 |
| 4. |
A book can give you an experience of someone's life in a few... |
78.13 |
0.9934 |
0.4290 |
130 |
1 |
78.13 |
2021-02-02 |
| 5. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
78.04 |
1.0679 |
0.3528 |
177 |
1 |
78.04 |
2025-02-19 |
| 6. |
And I knew that in spite of all the roses and kisses and res... |
77.61 |
1.0843 |
0.3286 |
258 |
1 |
77.61 |
2025-03-19 |
| 7. |
Some people pass through your life and you never think about... |
77.51 |
1.1374 |
0.2737 |
271 |
1 |
77.51 |
2022-03-05 |
| 8. |
The problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste. They ... |
75.82 |
1.0111 |
0.3692 |
173 |
1 |
75.82 |
2022-03-05 |
| 9. |
It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I w... |
75.66 |
1.0486 |
0.3288 |
361 |
1 |
75.66 |
2025-12-01 |
| 10. |
Some say better things will come our way. No matter what the... |
75.32 |
1.1190 |
0.2522 |
190 |
1 |
75.32 |
2022-11-22 |
| 11. |
You don't see rain stop, but you sense it. You sense somethi... |
74.90 |
1.1025 |
0.2611 |
320 |
1 |
74.90 |
2025-03-06 |
| 12. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
74.76 |
1.0284 |
0.3326 |
282 |
2 |
68.04 |
2025-02-19 |
| 13. |
We speak of something carried and something carrying, of som... |
74.48 |
1.0907 |
0.2652 |
303 |
1 |
74.48 |
2022-11-25 |
| 14. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
74.03 |
1.0485 |
0.2992 |
153 |
1 |
74.03 |
2025-03-06 |
| 15. |
The green eyes, you're the one that I wanted to find and any... |
73.46 |
1.1213 |
0.2160 |
113 |
1 |
73.46 |
2025-03-06 |
| 16. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
72.55 |
0.9665 |
0.3543 |
326 |
1 |
72.55 |
2025-02-19 |
| 17. |
I took a walk alone last night, I looked up at the stars to ... |
72.00 |
1.0702 |
0.2406 |
197 |
1 |
72.00 |
2022-03-05 |
| 18. |
I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the h... |
71.57 |
1.0670 |
0.2359 |
233 |
1 |
71.57 |
2025-03-06 |
| 19. |
Many boys will bring you flowers. But someday you'll meet a ... |
71.53 |
1.0894 |
0.2128 |
310 |
1 |
71.53 |
2025-03-06 |
| 20. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
70.99 |
1.0109 |
0.2815 |
400 |
1 |
70.99 |
2025-03-19 |
| 21. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
70.80 |
1.0172 |
0.2717 |
341 |
1 |
70.80 |
2025-03-06 |
| 22. |
You once told me you never lied to me and you never will. So... |
70.48 |
1.0459 |
0.2372 |
178 |
1 |
70.48 |
2022-03-05 |
| 23. |
When someone betrays your trust, it feels like a part of you... |
70.38 |
0.9983 |
0.2830 |
110 |
1 |
70.38 |
2023-01-06 |
| 24. |
There will be no more retribution, so you better not waste y... |
70.29 |
1.0958 |
0.1838 |
189 |
1 |
70.29 |
2022-11-22 |
| 25. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
70.20 |
1.0169 |
0.2611 |
346 |
1 |
70.20 |
2025-03-06 |
| 26. |
We used to look at the stars and confess our dreams, hold ea... |
69.76 |
1.0076 |
0.2624 |
157 |
1 |
69.76 |
2022-03-05 |
| 27. |
During my meditation training, I came to a place of deep sil... |
69.15 |
0.9945 |
0.2644 |
177 |
1 |
69.15 |
2022-01-26 |
| 28. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
68.47 |
1.0669 |
0.1796 |
286 |
1 |
68.47 |
2025-02-19 |
| 29. |
Your instructor is one of the finest pilots this program has... |
68.37 |
1.0126 |
0.2321 |
242 |
1 |
68.37 |
2025-03-06 |
| 30. |
There comes a time when we heed a certain call, when the wor... |
68.18 |
1.1215 |
0.1197 |
176 |
1 |
68.18 |
2021-09-10 |
| 31. |
But of bliss and glad life there is little to be said, befor... |
68.16 |
1.1238 |
0.1171 |
243 |
1 |
68.16 |
2022-11-22 |
| 32. |
I swear, there is nothing in the world my mother is better a... |
67.70 |
1.1022 |
0.1303 |
164 |
1 |
67.70 |
2022-03-05 |
| 33. |
Selling short is a way to make money if stock prices fall. I... |
67.15 |
1.0922 |
0.1303 |
230 |
1 |
67.15 |
2025-03-06 |
| 34. |
Fortune, which has a great deal of power in other matters bu... |
67.04 |
1.0316 |
0.1889 |
153 |
1 |
67.04 |
2022-02-28 |
| 35. |
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No vo... |
66.68 |
1.0111 |
0.2028 |
211 |
1 |
66.68 |
2025-03-19 |
| 36. |
The road is long with many a winding turn that leads us to w... |
65.82 |
1.0193 |
0.1790 |
152 |
1 |
65.82 |
2022-03-05 |
| 37. |
When one fib becomes due as it were, you must forge another ... |
65.61 |
1.0611 |
0.1333 |
207 |
1 |
65.61 |
2022-03-05 |
| 38. |
I always make offers with escape clauses. In real estate, I ... |
65.32 |
1.0151 |
0.1741 |
265 |
1 |
65.32 |
2025-03-19 |
| 39. |
Then suddenly the humour of the situation came into my mind:... |
65.25 |
1.0326 |
0.1553 |
191 |
1 |
65.25 |
2022-11-22 |
| 40. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
64.85 |
1.0451 |
0.1355 |
176 |
2 |
62.87 |
2025-12-01 |
| 41. |
Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy... |
64.75 |
0.9820 |
0.1968 |
196 |
1 |
64.75 |
2022-03-05 |
| 42. |
The stuff we call "software" is not like anything that human... |
64.49 |
1.0634 |
0.1106 |
305 |
1 |
64.49 |
2022-03-01 |
| 43. |
Only, we must allow time. But our demands as far as time is ... |
63.82 |
1.0706 |
0.0912 |
532 |
1 |
63.82 |
2022-03-05 |
| 44. |
Don't look back, keep your head held high. Don't ask them wh... |
63.14 |
1.0222 |
0.1273 |
150 |
1 |
63.14 |
2021-02-03 |
| 45. |
The lady said the Langston who wrote these words is a poet. ... |
63.11 |
1.0206 |
0.1283 |
141 |
1 |
63.11 |
2022-03-05 |
| 46. |
I wish I could just make you turn around and see me cry. The... |
62.99 |
1.0863 |
0.0604 |
162 |
1 |
62.99 |
2022-03-05 |
| 47. |
You could not live with your own failure. And where did that... |
62.92 |
1.0719 |
0.0736 |
329 |
2 |
61.99 |
2023-01-06 |
| 48. |
And you can fly high as a kite if you want to, faster than l... |
62.85 |
1.0905 |
0.0537 |
147 |
1 |
62.85 |
2022-03-01 |
| 49. |
What we do know is that, as the chemical window closed, anot... |
62.60 |
1.0216 |
0.1180 |
302 |
2 |
53.25 |
2022-03-05 |
| 50. |
I've been alone with you inside my mind and in my dreams I'v... |
62.56 |
1.0429 |
0.0960 |
391 |
1 |
62.56 |
2022-03-02 |
| 51. |
Perhaps love is like a window, perhaps an open door. It invi... |
62.45 |
1.0630 |
0.0739 |
209 |
1 |
62.45 |
2023-01-06 |
| 52. |
I would've told her that Davis and I never talked much, or e... |
62.33 |
1.0534 |
0.0813 |
301 |
1 |
62.33 |
2021-02-02 |
| 53. |
How can you see into my eyes like open doors leading you dow... |
61.77 |
1.0585 |
0.0660 |
199 |
1 |
61.77 |
2022-03-05 |
| 54. |
I pulled back the drape thing on the tent. There was a cryst... |
61.40 |
1.0578 |
0.0600 |
297 |
1 |
61.40 |
2021-10-04 |
| 55. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
61.23 |
1.0201 |
0.0946 |
303 |
1 |
61.23 |
2022-03-01 |
| 56. |
I didn't know it would be people you barely knew becoming fr... |
60.72 |
1.0146 |
0.0908 |
254 |
1 |
60.72 |
2022-03-05 |
| 57. |
Pick one word for one abstract concept and stick with it. Fo... |
60.71 |
0.9988 |
0.1064 |
457 |
1 |
60.71 |
2022-11-22 |
| 58. |
Well if you think I'm that type of girl, you've got another ... |
60.68 |
1.0117 |
0.0930 |
359 |
1 |
60.68 |
2022-11-22 |
| 59. |
You never read a book on psychology, Tippy. You didn't need ... |
60.48 |
0.9857 |
0.1153 |
265 |
1 |
60.48 |
2022-03-05 |
| 60. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
60.40 |
0.9879 |
0.1117 |
450 |
1 |
60.40 |
2022-03-05 |
| 61. |
Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough... |
60.33 |
0.9749 |
0.1234 |
396 |
1 |
60.33 |
2025-02-19 |
| 62. |
I had felt it growing, this feeling that had been hiding ben... |
60.32 |
1.0385 |
0.0596 |
260 |
1 |
60.32 |
2022-03-05 |
| 63. |
I got the feeling Poseidon really didn't know what to think ... |
60.21 |
0.9961 |
0.1000 |
280 |
1 |
60.21 |
2022-11-22 |
| 64. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
59.97 |
1.0203 |
0.0715 |
261 |
1 |
59.97 |
2022-11-25 |
| 65. |
Even the most motivated and intelligent student will advance... |
59.95 |
1.0274 |
0.0640 |
348 |
1 |
59.95 |
2022-03-05 |
| 66. |
I've seen it all. I have seen the trees, I have seen the wil... |
59.92 |
1.0581 |
0.0327 |
273 |
1 |
59.92 |
2021-02-02 |
| 67. |
You can tie up a lot of resources by keeping a bugged phone ... |
59.88 |
1.0432 |
0.0469 |
256 |
1 |
59.88 |
2022-03-01 |
| 68. |
Fortunately you have got someone who relies on you. We start... |
59.84 |
1.0221 |
0.0673 |
206 |
1 |
59.84 |
2021-02-02 |
| 69. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
59.48 |
1.0555 |
0.0273 |
363 |
1 |
59.48 |
2022-03-05 |
| 70. |
I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in yo... |
59.07 |
0.9877 |
0.0877 |
286 |
1 |
59.07 |
2022-11-22 |
| 71. |
Fear came to my house years ago, I let him in. Maybe that's ... |
59.06 |
1.0254 |
0.0498 |
476 |
1 |
59.06 |
2022-11-22 |
| 72. |
He was one of the numerous and varied legion of dullards, of... |
58.93 |
0.9477 |
0.1251 |
253 |
1 |
58.93 |
2022-03-05 |
| 73. |
Mind is not in any one place. Every cell in this body has it... |
58.87 |
1.0693 |
0.0024 |
146 |
1 |
58.87 |
2020-05-20 |
| 74. |
I tensed, waiting for the fury - both his and mine - but it ... |
58.80 |
1.0026 |
0.0679 |
170 |
1 |
58.80 |
2022-03-05 |
| 75. |
He was a polished jazz player, whose poverty had less to do ... |
58.66 |
1.0170 |
0.0509 |
308 |
1 |
58.66 |
2023-01-06 |
| 76. |
Just whistle while you work, and cheerfully together we can ... |
58.65 |
1.0583 |
0.0094 |
355 |
1 |
58.65 |
2022-11-22 |
| 77. |
It's not about changing the world. It's about doing our best... |
58.55 |
1.0788 |
-0.0129 |
163 |
1 |
58.55 |
2022-11-22 |
| 78. |
I took my morning walk, I took my evening walk, I ate someth... |
58.46 |
1.0868 |
-0.0225 |
254 |
1 |
58.46 |
2020-10-18 |
| 79. |
Yeah it's you, you're the one that makes me feel right. I've... |
58.40 |
1.0708 |
-0.0076 |
174 |
1 |
58.40 |
2021-02-02 |
| 80. |
All right I think we've been down here in the dark long enou... |
58.30 |
1.0195 |
0.0419 |
313 |
1 |
58.30 |
2022-05-22 |
| 81. |
I remember the night you were charged with practicing iambic... |
58.25 |
1.0151 |
0.0453 |
90 |
1 |
58.25 |
2021-10-04 |
| 82. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
58.08 |
1.0516 |
0.0058 |
281 |
1 |
58.08 |
2022-11-22 |
| 83. |
When you dance the dance of another, you make yourself in th... |
58.02 |
1.0883 |
-0.0320 |
140 |
1 |
58.02 |
2021-10-04 |
| 84. |
I know you're into banks and Wall Street, but everyone knows... |
57.76 |
1.0119 |
0.0396 |
194 |
1 |
57.76 |
2021-02-03 |
| 85. |
We fell in love, we had our fun, you always had enough dream... |
57.74 |
1.0532 |
-0.0020 |
153 |
2 |
52.88 |
2022-02-28 |
| 86. |
Seeing someone lose it like that. You know, it reminded me o... |
57.74 |
1.0257 |
0.0255 |
260 |
1 |
57.74 |
2022-11-25 |
| 87. |
Fernanda, on the other hand, looked for it in vain along the... |
57.41 |
1.0481 |
-0.0029 |
219 |
1 |
57.41 |
2021-02-02 |
| 88. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
57.03 |
1.0666 |
-0.0284 |
297 |
1 |
57.03 |
2021-02-02 |
| 89. |
Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imaginati... |
56.85 |
1.0121 |
0.0229 |
476 |
1 |
56.85 |
2022-03-02 |
| 90. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
56.80 |
1.0298 |
0.0042 |
280 |
1 |
56.80 |
2021-10-04 |
| 91. |
That was what I wanted, but I don't need it to be gone. I ca... |
56.59 |
1.1418 |
-0.1116 |
235 |
1 |
56.59 |
2020-10-18 |
| 92. |
Betty Botter bought a bit of butter; "But," she said, "this ... |
56.28 |
0.9200 |
0.1046 |
342 |
1 |
56.28 |
2022-03-02 |
| 93. |
Many wines have more than 14 percent alcohol because the win... |
55.82 |
0.9739 |
0.0423 |
412 |
1 |
55.82 |
2022-11-25 |
| 94. |
Nothing is more wonderful than the art of being free, but no... |
55.54 |
1.0674 |
-0.0563 |
109 |
2 |
51.97 |
2020-08-11 |
| 95. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
55.50 |
1.0141 |
-0.0037 |
381 |
1 |
55.50 |
2022-03-05 |
| 96. |
Do you think politics is only about winning the argument? Th... |
55.45 |
1.0392 |
-0.0297 |
115 |
1 |
55.45 |
2021-02-02 |
| 97. |
Sometimes we get sad about things and we don't like to tell ... |
55.42 |
1.0842 |
-0.0753 |
238 |
1 |
55.42 |
2021-10-04 |
| 98. |
One of the great conditions of anger and hatred is, that you... |
55.40 |
1.0575 |
-0.0489 |
153 |
1 |
55.40 |
2021-02-02 |
| 99. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
55.20 |
1.0515 |
-0.0466 |
250 |
1 |
55.20 |
2022-03-02 |
| 100. |
Are you paying attention? Good. If you are not listening car... |
55.19 |
1.0532 |
-0.0485 |
394 |
1 |
55.19 |
2022-03-01 |
| 101. |
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insane... |
55.14 |
1.0261 |
-0.0223 |
346 |
1 |
55.14 |
2022-03-05 |
| 102. |
Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as o... |
55.07 |
1.0344 |
-0.0318 |
426 |
1 |
55.07 |
2022-01-26 |
| 103. |
Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try... |
54.83 |
1.0542 |
-0.0560 |
434 |
1 |
54.83 |
2022-03-05 |
| 104. |
I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other peopl... |
54.72 |
1.0281 |
-0.0319 |
168 |
1 |
54.72 |
2021-09-10 |
| 105. |
And if I should ever go away, well, then close your eyes and... |
54.60 |
1.0871 |
-0.0931 |
225 |
1 |
54.60 |
2022-05-22 |
| 106. |
I wrote about how last weekend my parents and I waited in li... |
54.30 |
1.0233 |
-0.0348 |
178 |
1 |
54.30 |
2021-10-04 |
| 107. |
There is freedom in coming and going for no other reason tha... |
54.00 |
1.1443 |
-0.1612 |
185 |
1 |
54.00 |
2020-09-08 |
| 108. |
Breathe, breathe in the air. Don't be afraid to care. Leave ... |
53.47 |
1.0471 |
-0.0737 |
262 |
1 |
53.47 |
2021-05-01 |
| 109. |
I came back home from work tonight and saw you there, with a... |
53.15 |
1.0106 |
-0.0430 |
197 |
1 |
53.15 |
2021-02-02 |
| 110. |
And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't ... |
53.04 |
0.9920 |
-0.0264 |
241 |
1 |
53.04 |
2022-03-01 |
| 111. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
53.02 |
0.9633 |
0.0019 |
304 |
1 |
53.02 |
2020-08-17 |
| 112. |
There was a time not that long ago when many drivers thought... |
52.66 |
1.0313 |
-0.0726 |
363 |
1 |
52.66 |
2021-02-02 |
| 113. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
52.57 |
0.9922 |
-0.0352 |
341 |
1 |
52.57 |
2021-02-03 |
| 114. |
Before me there stands an opportunity, there for the taking ... |
52.48 |
1.0053 |
-0.0499 |
227 |
1 |
52.48 |
2021-10-04 |
| 115. |
I don't believe you commissioned me to make an offer on the ... |
52.40 |
1.0165 |
-0.0626 |
161 |
1 |
52.40 |
2022-11-22 |
| 116. |
I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you s... |
52.11 |
0.9935 |
-0.0448 |
455 |
1 |
52.11 |
2022-11-22 |
| 117. |
Again, I go back to the working really hard to get someone e... |
52.02 |
1.0624 |
-0.1154 |
249 |
1 |
52.02 |
2021-10-04 |
| 118. |
Yes, it was Link who helped me escape from the dungeon! When... |
51.63 |
0.8985 |
0.0414 |
175 |
1 |
51.63 |
2020-10-18 |
| 119. |
The morning sun in all its glory greets the day with hope an... |
51.27 |
1.0039 |
-0.0705 |
134 |
1 |
51.27 |
2020-08-11 |
| 120. |
The shearers' hut had bark walls and a tin roof. The floors ... |
50.75 |
0.9943 |
-0.0704 |
321 |
1 |
50.75 |
2020-05-20 |
| 121. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
50.75 |
0.9663 |
-0.0424 |
330 |
1 |
50.75 |
2022-02-28 |
| 122. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
50.75 |
0.9309 |
-0.0070 |
284 |
1 |
50.75 |
2022-05-22 |
| 123. |
By the time I was ten, playing baseball got to be like eatin... |
50.22 |
0.9616 |
-0.0473 |
224 |
1 |
50.22 |
2020-08-11 |
| 124. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
49.81 |
1.0083 |
-0.1015 |
273 |
1 |
49.81 |
2022-03-02 |
| 125. |
In the capital of the Sunbelt South, the quiet revolution of... |
49.72 |
0.9098 |
-0.0046 |
167 |
1 |
49.72 |
2020-10-18 |
| 126. |
Earning happiness means doing good and working, not speculat... |
49.71 |
0.9271 |
-0.0221 |
150 |
1 |
49.71 |
2020-11-10 |
| 127. |
And now the end is near, and so I face the final curtain. My... |
49.68 |
1.0281 |
-0.1237 |
242 |
1 |
49.68 |
2022-11-22 |
| 128. |
The point is you've got to get to know each other better if ... |
49.63 |
1.0746 |
-0.1711 |
343 |
1 |
49.63 |
2020-05-22 |
| 129. |
They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me, then... |
49.61 |
0.8682 |
0.0350 |
107 |
1 |
49.61 |
2020-08-17 |
| 130. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
49.54 |
0.8878 |
0.0141 |
346 |
1 |
49.54 |
2022-03-05 |
| 131. |
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow. Hello, I've just go... |
49.51 |
1.0234 |
-0.1221 |
290 |
1 |
49.51 |
2020-09-08 |
| 132. |
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are... |
49.50 |
0.9185 |
-0.0173 |
199 |
1 |
49.50 |
2021-02-02 |
| 133. |
I've taken my bows and my curtain calls. You brought me fame... |
49.27 |
1.0250 |
-0.1280 |
254 |
1 |
49.27 |
2021-02-03 |
| 134. |
Every thought and every word works for you or against you, a... |
49.18 |
1.0610 |
-0.1657 |
208 |
1 |
49.18 |
2020-08-11 |
| 135. |
I can ride and wield blade, and I do not fear either pain or... |
49.10 |
0.8575 |
0.0364 |
250 |
1 |
49.10 |
2020-09-08 |
| 136. |
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, fles... |
48.97 |
0.9497 |
-0.0582 |
350 |
1 |
48.97 |
2022-03-02 |
| 137. |
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! ... |
48.90 |
0.9157 |
-0.0255 |
208 |
1 |
48.90 |
2020-11-17 |
| 138. |
While it may hold true that the final few seconds of a bike ... |
48.65 |
0.8341 |
0.0516 |
224 |
1 |
48.65 |
2022-11-22 |
| 139. |
I learned from my parents' mistakes, and your mother learned... |
48.43 |
1.0409 |
-0.1592 |
221 |
1 |
48.43 |
2020-08-17 |
| 140. |
The worst part of having someone tell you about their vacati... |
48.42 |
1.0821 |
-0.2006 |
171 |
1 |
48.42 |
2020-05-20 |
| 141. |
I used to think she was quite intelligent, in my stupidity. ... |
48.33 |
1.0593 |
-0.1794 |
303 |
1 |
48.33 |
2021-02-02 |
| 142. |
Dropping through sky, through the glass of the roof, through... |
48.05 |
0.9688 |
-0.0940 |
217 |
1 |
48.05 |
2021-10-04 |
| 143. |
I'm such a mess, I'm such a wreck, and I just don't know wha... |
47.83 |
0.9653 |
-0.0945 |
140 |
1 |
47.83 |
2022-02-28 |
| 144. |
It's so easy to hate your brother, it should be hard. It's s... |
47.80 |
1.0491 |
-0.1789 |
205 |
1 |
47.80 |
2021-09-10 |
| 145. |
With forty-six Chinese, fourteen Japanese, eighteen Mexican,... |
47.70 |
0.7805 |
0.0879 |
154 |
1 |
47.70 |
2022-11-22 |
| 146. |
There's a club if you'd like to go. You could meet somebody ... |
47.63 |
1.0819 |
-0.2148 |
192 |
1 |
47.63 |
2020-05-20 |
| 147. |
A Yoga master came to my office for a consult. I asked her t... |
47.20 |
1.0105 |
-0.1512 |
333 |
1 |
47.20 |
2020-08-17 |
| 148. |
And if you went to war again, who would it be against? Your ... |
47.16 |
0.9441 |
-0.0855 |
582 |
1 |
47.16 |
2020-11-17 |
| 149. |
There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the... |
47.15 |
0.9149 |
-0.0565 |
180 |
1 |
47.15 |
2020-08-11 |
| 150. |
The way I see it if you're going to build a time machine int... |
46.82 |
0.9392 |
-0.0868 |
176 |
1 |
46.82 |
2020-05-22 |
| 151. |
They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to f... |
46.67 |
0.9867 |
-0.1371 |
137 |
1 |
46.67 |
2020-08-11 |
| 152. |
I'm worse at what I do best and for this gift I feel blessed... |
46.37 |
0.9252 |
-0.0810 |
125 |
1 |
46.37 |
2020-08-12 |
| 153. |
We just don't recognize life's most significant moments whil... |
45.89 |
0.9260 |
-0.0906 |
173 |
1 |
45.89 |
2020-11-17 |
| 154. |
For the soul there is a satisfaction of a higher type; the m... |
45.80 |
0.9561 |
-0.1223 |
273 |
1 |
45.80 |
2020-11-10 |
| 155. |
We first describe a collection of examples of simple experim... |
45.72 |
0.9746 |
-0.1423 |
329 |
1 |
45.72 |
2020-11-17 |
| 156. |
Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, an... |
45.35 |
0.9227 |
-0.0971 |
163 |
1 |
45.35 |
2020-11-17 |
| 157. |
With a ready tongue and rapier wit, Hamilton could wound peo... |
45.27 |
0.9406 |
-0.1165 |
200 |
1 |
45.27 |
2020-08-17 |
| 158. |
If baseball players testifying about steroids in front of a ... |
44.77 |
0.8746 |
-0.0596 |
220 |
1 |
44.77 |
2020-08-12 |
| 159. |
With my bow and arrow, I shot the hero Achilles right in his... |
44.26 |
0.8219 |
-0.0161 |
82 |
1 |
44.26 |
2020-08-11 |
| 160. |
Living in the limelight, the universal dream for those who w... |
44.15 |
1.0548 |
-0.2510 |
194 |
1 |
44.15 |
2020-05-22 |
| 161. |
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy ... |
44.15 |
1.0197 |
-0.2159 |
150 |
1 |
44.15 |
2020-08-17 |
| 162. |
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine, he gets me my drink... |
43.99 |
1.0221 |
-0.2213 |
168 |
1 |
43.99 |
2020-05-22 |
| 163. |
What do President Clinton, conservative radio personality Ru... |
43.67 |
0.9016 |
-0.1066 |
199 |
1 |
43.67 |
2020-08-11 |
| 164. |
There's no such thing as a painless lesson, they just don't ... |
43.52 |
1.0211 |
-0.2288 |
318 |
1 |
43.52 |
2020-08-11 |
| 165. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
43.35 |
0.9758 |
-0.1866 |
314 |
1 |
43.35 |
2020-08-11 |
| 166. |
When it was announced that the Library contained all books, ... |
43.13 |
0.9410 |
-0.1558 |
286 |
1 |
43.13 |
2020-08-11 |
| 167. |
I carry a log - yes. Is it funny to you? It is not to me. Be... |
43.07 |
0.9419 |
-0.1578 |
304 |
1 |
43.07 |
2020-05-20 |
| 168. |
That's when the pain comes in like a second skeleton trying ... |
42.63 |
1.0331 |
-0.2570 |
158 |
1 |
42.63 |
2022-11-22 |
| 169. |
The whole point was to find a way to practice nuclear war wi... |
42.58 |
1.0261 |
-0.2509 |
227 |
1 |
42.58 |
2020-08-11 |
| 170. |
You don't make history by following the rules, you make it b... |
42.51 |
0.9398 |
-0.1659 |
81 |
1 |
42.51 |
2020-08-11 |
| 171. |
I will move away from here. You won't be afraid of fear. No ... |
41.97 |
0.9610 |
-0.1969 |
185 |
1 |
41.97 |
2020-08-17 |
| 172. |
I'll tell you bedtime stories, and you'll pretend they're no... |
41.78 |
0.9976 |
-0.2370 |
309 |
1 |
41.78 |
2020-06-19 |
| 173. |
I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself q... |
41.73 |
0.9875 |
-0.2278 |
275 |
1 |
41.73 |
2020-05-22 |
| 174. |
All these fears and all this love, all you've given me, it's... |
41.66 |
1.0132 |
-0.2548 |
140 |
1 |
41.66 |
2020-05-20 |
| 175. |
Is anyone there? Who survived? Somebody new? Anyone else, bu... |
41.59 |
0.8568 |
-0.0996 |
147 |
1 |
41.59 |
2020-05-25 |
| 176. |
Remember: I am a cartoonist. If you follow my advice on safe... |
41.44 |
0.8413 |
-0.0869 |
134 |
1 |
41.44 |
2020-09-08 |
| 177. |
It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but... |
41.24 |
1.0995 |
-0.3487 |
287 |
1 |
41.24 |
2020-05-22 |
| 178. |
I'm getting a little tired of people asking me if I care or ... |
41.11 |
0.9104 |
-0.1620 |
148 |
1 |
41.11 |
2020-05-22 |
| 179. |
Ptolemy may have developed an erroneous picture of the plane... |
41.11 |
0.8988 |
-0.1504 |
176 |
1 |
41.11 |
2020-08-11 |
| 180. |
Though I am often in the depths of misery, there is still ca... |
40.93 |
0.9380 |
-0.1929 |
253 |
1 |
40.93 |
2020-08-11 |
| 181. |
Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, ... |
40.32 |
0.7947 |
-0.0607 |
168 |
1 |
40.32 |
2020-05-20 |
| 182. |
How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely ... |
40.21 |
0.9031 |
-0.1711 |
208 |
1 |
40.21 |
2020-08-11 |
| 183. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
40.21 |
0.9740 |
-0.2420 |
209 |
1 |
40.21 |
2020-05-20 |
| 184. |
Preposterous! To think that a human being could be destroyed... |
40.16 |
0.8842 |
-0.1531 |
185 |
1 |
40.16 |
2020-08-11 |
| 185. |
When things are going well with sales, profits, shareholder ... |
39.91 |
0.9882 |
-0.2616 |
198 |
1 |
39.91 |
2020-08-11 |
| 186. |
To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from y... |
39.41 |
0.9586 |
-0.2411 |
248 |
1 |
39.41 |
2020-11-17 |
| 187. |
Well, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl! Are you tired, run dow... |
39.28 |
0.7492 |
-0.0341 |
135 |
1 |
39.28 |
2020-08-11 |
| 188. |
I bomb atomically. Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses can... |
39.21 |
0.8178 |
-0.1040 |
284 |
1 |
39.21 |
2020-10-18 |
| 189. |
Love will not be constrain'd by mastery. When mast'ry comes,... |
39.13 |
0.7926 |
-0.0802 |
127 |
1 |
39.13 |
2020-06-19 |
| 190. |
Peter Bailey was not a businessman. That's what killed him. ... |
38.98 |
0.9284 |
-0.2188 |
210 |
1 |
38.98 |
2020-05-22 |
| 191. |
Hey dol! Merry dol! Ring a dong, dillo! Ring a dong! Hop alo... |
38.75 |
0.6606 |
0.0448 |
119 |
1 |
38.75 |
2020-08-12 |
| 192. |
The devil found a clever way to infiltrate and bring his man... |
37.43 |
0.9613 |
-0.2799 |
313 |
1 |
37.43 |
2020-05-20 |
| 193. |
Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who's Vice President? Jerry L... |
37.40 |
0.7844 |
-0.1035 |
223 |
1 |
37.40 |
2020-11-17 |
| 194. |
Hissing in rage, jaws gaping and fangs bared, the serpent sh... |
37.18 |
0.8117 |
-0.1348 |
108 |
1 |
37.18 |
2020-05-22 |
| 195. |
We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This ... |
36.63 |
0.9058 |
-0.2389 |
243 |
1 |
36.63 |
2020-05-22 |
| 196. |
It is indeed true that, in contrast to the exhilaration whic... |
36.44 |
1.0124 |
-0.3490 |
227 |
1 |
36.44 |
2020-05-20 |
| 197. |
Grits and fried chicken won't disappear, but perhaps future ... |
36.01 |
0.8884 |
-0.2328 |
135 |
1 |
36.01 |
2020-05-20 |
| 198. |
Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerou... |
35.88 |
0.8500 |
-0.1968 |
128 |
1 |
35.88 |
2020-08-11 |
| 199. |
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Star... |
35.44 |
0.9027 |
-0.2575 |
214 |
1 |
35.44 |
2020-05-22 |
| 200. |
I am Heavy Weapons Guy and this is my weapon. She weighs 150... |
34.08 |
0.7316 |
-0.1112 |
192 |
1 |
34.08 |
2020-05-27 |
| 201. |
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! Let's finish our holiday che... |
33.89 |
0.7276 |
-0.1106 |
95 |
1 |
33.89 |
2020-05-22 |