| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I felt that even when they were polite they hardly saw me, t... |
87.30 |
1.0429 |
0.3689 |
270 |
1 |
87.30 |
2023-08-05 |
| 2. |
The pleasure of rooting for Goliath is that you can expect t... |
84.62 |
1.0592 |
0.3093 |
193 |
1 |
84.62 |
2017-09-24 |
| 3. |
Dropping through sky, through the glass of the roof, through... |
81.51 |
0.9688 |
0.3494 |
217 |
1 |
81.51 |
2017-09-15 |
| 4. |
Society is commonly too cheap. We meet at very short interva... |
79.17 |
1.0635 |
0.2168 |
230 |
1 |
79.17 |
2017-09-27 |
| 5. |
Welcome to the world of international intrigue where today's... |
78.46 |
0.9736 |
0.2953 |
276 |
1 |
78.46 |
2017-09-15 |
| 6. |
For the first time, he heard something that he knew to be mu... |
78.08 |
1.0520 |
0.2107 |
235 |
2 |
70.24 |
2017-09-27 |
| 7. |
I want to say I'm sorry for stuff I haven't done yet. Things... |
77.95 |
0.9887 |
0.2719 |
397 |
1 |
77.95 |
2017-09-27 |
| 8. |
I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies... |
77.89 |
1.0590 |
0.2006 |
306 |
1 |
77.89 |
2017-09-25 |
| 9. |
I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... |
77.58 |
1.0151 |
0.2395 |
152 |
1 |
77.58 |
2017-09-24 |
| 10. |
Let me tell you the story of right hand, left hand. It's a t... |
77.19 |
0.9726 |
0.2757 |
269 |
2 |
70.04 |
2017-09-27 |
| 11. |
Each man is tortured by this dream, but the dream gives mean... |
77.03 |
1.0371 |
0.2086 |
155 |
1 |
77.03 |
2017-09-11 |
| 12. |
Gaston was not only a fierce lover, with endless wisdom and ... |
77.02 |
1.0467 |
0.1989 |
276 |
1 |
77.02 |
2017-09-29 |
| 13. |
When you go on the run, the first thing you do is lay down t... |
76.91 |
1.0836 |
0.1602 |
370 |
1 |
76.91 |
2017-09-15 |
| 14. |
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, ... |
75.72 |
1.0185 |
0.2061 |
252 |
1 |
75.72 |
2017-09-16 |
| 15. |
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy ... |
75.71 |
1.0197 |
0.2047 |
150 |
1 |
75.71 |
2017-09-25 |
| 16. |
You know, Marty, I'm gonna be very sad to see you go. You've... |
75.60 |
0.9266 |
0.2960 |
276 |
1 |
75.60 |
2017-09-27 |
| 17. |
Her eyes, like windows, trickle in rain upon the pain gettin... |
75.40 |
1.0446 |
0.1748 |
217 |
1 |
75.40 |
2017-09-15 |
| 18. |
Let me tell you what's gonna happen, Officer Grimly. I'm goi... |
75.36 |
1.0550 |
0.1637 |
371 |
1 |
75.36 |
2017-09-13 |
| 19. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
74.87 |
1.0403 |
0.1705 |
193 |
1 |
74.87 |
2016-10-30 |
| 20. |
If I, Aguirre, want the birds to drop dead from the trees, t... |
74.74 |
0.9424 |
0.2663 |
253 |
1 |
74.74 |
2017-09-16 |
| 21. |
I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all d... |
74.33 |
1.0102 |
0.1919 |
156 |
1 |
74.33 |
2017-09-16 |
| 22. |
The stuff we call "software" is not like anything that human... |
74.17 |
1.0634 |
0.1361 |
305 |
1 |
74.17 |
2017-08-22 |
| 23. |
Like the generations of leaves, the lives of mortal men. Now... |
73.74 |
1.0632 |
0.1293 |
258 |
1 |
73.74 |
2017-09-15 |
| 24. |
Fool, prate not to me about covenants. There can be no coven... |
73.06 |
1.0050 |
0.1765 |
308 |
1 |
73.06 |
2017-10-02 |
| 25. |
I wish that you were here with me. Well then there's hope ye... |
72.81 |
0.9516 |
0.2259 |
129 |
1 |
72.81 |
2017-09-16 |
| 26. |
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed t... |
72.74 |
1.0328 |
0.1436 |
242 |
1 |
72.74 |
2017-09-15 |
| 27. |
Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have... |
72.68 |
0.9178 |
0.2576 |
319 |
1 |
72.68 |
2017-09-25 |
| 28. |
One way to combat the horizon effect is to continue search w... |
72.52 |
0.9775 |
0.1953 |
191 |
1 |
72.52 |
2017-09-16 |
| 29. |
As you know the concept of the suction pump is centuries old... |
72.39 |
1.0325 |
0.1382 |
413 |
1 |
72.39 |
2019-04-08 |
| 30. |
I'd pull your eyes out of your head, and put them in my own ... |
72.35 |
1.0833 |
0.0868 |
148 |
1 |
72.35 |
2017-08-22 |
| 31. |
There was a long hard time when I kept far from me the remem... |
72.33 |
1.0483 |
0.1214 |
132 |
1 |
72.33 |
2017-09-11 |
| 32. |
I've always felt there's something inherently psychopathic a... |
72.06 |
0.9692 |
0.1962 |
274 |
1 |
72.06 |
2017-09-24 |
| 33. |
And high above, depicted in a tower, sat Conquest, robed in ... |
71.68 |
0.9399 |
0.2193 |
163 |
1 |
71.68 |
2017-09-11 |
| 34. |
She seemed to know, to accept, to welcome her position, the ... |
71.14 |
0.9731 |
0.1774 |
542 |
1 |
71.14 |
2017-09-24 |
| 35. |
Carbohydrates are formed when carbon dioxide and water come ... |
70.95 |
0.9129 |
0.2345 |
291 |
1 |
70.95 |
2017-07-12 |
| 36. |
Unjust laws exist: shall we be content to obey them, or shal... |
70.58 |
0.9674 |
0.1740 |
482 |
2 |
69.67 |
2017-09-18 |
| 37. |
Yes, well, those pressures are everywhere in everyone, urgin... |
70.50 |
0.9745 |
0.1656 |
299 |
1 |
70.50 |
2017-09-18 |
| 38. |
Very well, gentlemen. This, and maybe other similar things, ... |
70.47 |
1.0280 |
0.1116 |
464 |
1 |
70.47 |
2016-11-30 |
| 39. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
69.94 |
0.9895 |
0.1416 |
240 |
1 |
69.94 |
2017-09-15 |
| 40. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
69.73 |
1.0668 |
0.0609 |
350 |
1 |
69.73 |
2017-07-11 |
| 41. |
Stand tall, boy. Have some respect for yourself. Don't you k... |
69.51 |
1.0300 |
0.0941 |
232 |
1 |
69.51 |
2017-09-15 |
| 42. |
Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first pe... |
69.37 |
0.9550 |
0.1669 |
583 |
1 |
69.37 |
2017-09-25 |
| 43. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
69.20 |
1.0797 |
0.0394 |
210 |
1 |
69.20 |
2017-08-21 |
| 44. |
Try to keep in mind that a young person playing Willy Loman ... |
69.05 |
1.0567 |
0.0600 |
236 |
1 |
69.05 |
2017-08-05 |
| 45. |
I just watched the man that I love go to prison so that none... |
69.03 |
1.0981 |
0.0183 |
153 |
1 |
69.03 |
2019-04-08 |
| 46. |
You know, you go to thrift shops and you go to garage sales ... |
69.01 |
1.0167 |
0.0993 |
274 |
1 |
69.01 |
2017-09-27 |
| 47. |
In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea.... |
68.87 |
1.0605 |
0.0533 |
229 |
1 |
68.87 |
2016-10-16 |
| 48. |
My aunt used to live in Paris. I remember, she used to come ... |
68.60 |
1.0186 |
0.0908 |
330 |
1 |
68.60 |
2017-09-15 |
| 49. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
68.47 |
0.9597 |
0.1476 |
347 |
1 |
68.47 |
2017-08-22 |
| 50. |
When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and ... |
68.30 |
0.9588 |
0.1458 |
323 |
1 |
68.30 |
2017-09-16 |
| 51. |
Tim and the Princess lounge in the castle garden, laughing t... |
68.23 |
1.0152 |
0.0882 |
192 |
2 |
63.71 |
2016-10-16 |
| 52. |
Never give up on everything if one thing is too hard. Never ... |
68.12 |
1.0751 |
0.0265 |
323 |
1 |
68.12 |
2016-11-01 |
| 53. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
67.42 |
0.9635 |
0.1268 |
389 |
1 |
67.42 |
2017-08-21 |
| 54. |
Well this seems to be a waste of my time. That is nine hundr... |
67.42 |
0.9731 |
0.1172 |
307 |
1 |
67.42 |
2017-09-24 |
| 55. |
Look, you're supposed to be winning the hearts and minds of ... |
67.33 |
0.9651 |
0.1238 |
320 |
1 |
67.33 |
2017-09-16 |
| 56. |
In the ninja world, those who break the rules are scum, that... |
67.28 |
0.9434 |
0.1447 |
126 |
1 |
67.28 |
2016-10-07 |
| 57. |
I had felt it growing, this feeling that had been hiding ben... |
67.20 |
1.0385 |
0.0483 |
260 |
1 |
67.20 |
2016-09-30 |
| 58. |
Sure is mellow grazin' in the grass. What a trip just watchi... |
66.92 |
0.9904 |
0.0918 |
211 |
1 |
66.92 |
2017-09-27 |
| 59. |
Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himsel... |
66.86 |
1.0595 |
0.0218 |
263 |
1 |
66.86 |
2016-11-30 |
| 60. |
Lister: I'm just saying there's 79 more days to go. Kryten: ... |
66.75 |
0.8741 |
0.2054 |
576 |
1 |
66.75 |
2017-08-22 |
| 61. |
I've never really had much of an imagination. But still I wo... |
66.71 |
1.0865 |
-0.0077 |
168 |
1 |
66.71 |
2017-08-21 |
| 62. |
Furthermore, those not understanding this intensity will say... |
66.66 |
1.0230 |
0.0550 |
158 |
1 |
66.66 |
2016-10-16 |
| 63. |
A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, ... |
66.46 |
0.9726 |
0.1022 |
325 |
1 |
66.46 |
2017-08-22 |
| 64. |
You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete trad... |
66.28 |
0.9757 |
0.0962 |
142 |
1 |
66.28 |
2017-08-05 |
| 65. |
For so long I thought that if my dad accepted me, I'd be hap... |
66.26 |
0.9411 |
0.1305 |
246 |
1 |
66.26 |
2017-08-22 |
| 66. |
The boy had been working for the crystal merchant for almost... |
66.18 |
1.0784 |
-0.0081 |
288 |
1 |
66.18 |
2016-10-09 |
| 67. |
My mom, especially, challenged us on everything. She'd use w... |
66.03 |
1.0249 |
0.0429 |
357 |
2 |
65.10 |
2016-11-02 |
| 68. |
I can and do say that nothing human beings have ever before ... |
65.79 |
1.0296 |
0.0344 |
306 |
1 |
65.79 |
2017-09-16 |
| 69. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
64.77 |
0.9500 |
0.0975 |
362 |
1 |
64.77 |
2017-09-13 |
| 70. |
To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from y... |
64.73 |
0.9586 |
0.0882 |
248 |
1 |
64.73 |
2017-07-15 |
| 71. |
One overarching lesson we have learned during the past hundr... |
64.71 |
1.0078 |
0.0387 |
146 |
1 |
64.71 |
2017-09-15 |
| 72. |
You know, Michael; now that you're so respectable, I think y... |
64.53 |
0.9978 |
0.0458 |
150 |
1 |
64.53 |
2017-08-22 |
| 73. |
Every artist is a man who has freed himself from his family,... |
64.49 |
0.9616 |
0.0813 |
255 |
1 |
64.49 |
2017-09-24 |
| 74. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
64.40 |
1.0534 |
-0.0119 |
357 |
1 |
64.40 |
2016-10-15 |
| 75. |
Wrongfully imprisoned action heroes rarely have the time to ... |
64.21 |
0.9881 |
0.0503 |
316 |
1 |
64.21 |
2017-09-11 |
| 76. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
64.13 |
1.0141 |
0.0230 |
381 |
1 |
64.13 |
2017-07-15 |
| 77. |
Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. ... |
64.12 |
0.9509 |
0.0861 |
105 |
1 |
64.12 |
2017-08-22 |
| 78. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
63.74 |
0.9653 |
0.0655 |
394 |
1 |
63.74 |
2017-09-18 |
| 79. |
Once you fall, Septimus repeated to himself, human nature is... |
63.64 |
0.9366 |
0.0926 |
229 |
1 |
63.64 |
2017-07-12 |
| 80. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
63.64 |
1.0684 |
-0.0392 |
253 |
1 |
63.64 |
2016-10-10 |
| 81. |
People only understand things in terms of their experience, ... |
63.59 |
0.9139 |
0.1145 |
114 |
1 |
63.59 |
2016-10-14 |
| 82. |
When I close my eyes, I am at the center of the sun. And I c... |
63.38 |
1.0543 |
-0.0293 |
113 |
1 |
63.38 |
2016-09-21 |
| 83. |
You've undoubtedly noticed how some authors go to so much tr... |
63.13 |
1.0255 |
-0.0046 |
320 |
1 |
63.13 |
2017-07-12 |
| 84. |
You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think t... |
63.11 |
1.0378 |
-0.0172 |
223 |
1 |
63.11 |
2017-08-22 |
| 85. |
Children are blameless. I have never hurt them. Your boy is ... |
63.02 |
0.9124 |
0.1068 |
292 |
1 |
63.02 |
2017-08-22 |
| 86. |
I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call... |
62.90 |
1.0393 |
-0.0221 |
473 |
1 |
62.90 |
2016-10-07 |
| 87. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
62.80 |
0.9289 |
0.0867 |
204 |
1 |
62.80 |
2017-09-15 |
| 88. |
First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... |
62.54 |
0.9831 |
0.0283 |
222 |
1 |
62.54 |
2017-08-22 |
| 89. |
As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... |
62.39 |
1.0438 |
-0.0348 |
198 |
1 |
62.39 |
2016-10-16 |
| 90. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
62.38 |
0.8968 |
0.1120 |
186 |
1 |
62.38 |
2016-09-30 |
| 91. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
62.34 |
0.9342 |
0.0740 |
434 |
1 |
62.34 |
2016-10-21 |
| 92. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
62.17 |
1.0331 |
-0.0277 |
234 |
1 |
62.17 |
2016-10-01 |
| 93. |
Did it matter then, she asked herself, walking towards Bond ... |
62.01 |
0.9897 |
0.0131 |
247 |
1 |
62.01 |
2017-09-13 |
| 94. |
Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series is the mos... |
61.91 |
0.9523 |
0.0489 |
245 |
1 |
61.91 |
2017-07-11 |
| 95. |
Waving colored flags, we won't surrender, there's no standin... |
61.90 |
0.9918 |
0.0093 |
140 |
1 |
61.90 |
2017-08-22 |
| 96. |
It takes more than a calorie of fossil fuel energy to produc... |
61.88 |
0.9698 |
0.0309 |
397 |
1 |
61.88 |
2017-09-11 |
| 97. |
There have been occasions in my later life (I suppose as in ... |
61.80 |
0.9695 |
0.0299 |
392 |
1 |
61.80 |
2017-07-12 |
| 98. |
Years ago, I was an angry young man. And I'd pretend that I ... |
61.68 |
0.9852 |
0.0123 |
155 |
1 |
61.68 |
2017-08-22 |
| 99. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
61.50 |
1.0025 |
-0.0079 |
336 |
1 |
61.50 |
2016-10-08 |
| 100. |
Dragged ya down below, down to the devil's show to be his gu... |
61.22 |
0.9273 |
0.0628 |
222 |
1 |
61.22 |
2017-08-21 |
| 101. |
I walked into the store. After the buzzing and booming of th... |
61.20 |
0.9922 |
-0.0025 |
311 |
1 |
61.20 |
2016-10-14 |
| 102. |
She was probably my age, maybe a couple of inches taller, an... |
61.01 |
0.9635 |
0.0232 |
403 |
1 |
61.01 |
2017-07-12 |
| 103. |
I touch no one and no one touches me. I am a rock, I am an i... |
60.80 |
0.8813 |
0.1020 |
119 |
1 |
60.80 |
2016-10-01 |
| 104. |
I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on... |
60.79 |
0.9233 |
0.0598 |
181 |
1 |
60.79 |
2017-08-22 |
| 105. |
How can you see into my eyes like open doors leading you dow... |
60.52 |
1.0585 |
-0.0798 |
199 |
1 |
60.52 |
2017-07-12 |
| 106. |
Hey, Mario! We got a letter from Princess Peach! I'll read i... |
60.46 |
0.8531 |
0.1247 |
363 |
1 |
60.46 |
2017-09-23 |
| 107. |
I can practically see your face and another revolutionary fa... |
60.11 |
1.0132 |
-0.0411 |
143 |
1 |
60.11 |
2016-09-23 |
| 108. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
60.09 |
1.0083 |
-0.0365 |
273 |
1 |
60.09 |
2017-09-11 |
| 109. |
I'm going to improvise. Listen, there's something you should... |
60.05 |
0.9650 |
0.0061 |
226 |
1 |
60.05 |
2016-10-15 |
| 110. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
59.88 |
0.9936 |
-0.0252 |
227 |
1 |
59.88 |
2016-10-31 |
| 111. |
With the lights out, it's less dangerous. Here we are now, e... |
59.75 |
0.9118 |
0.0545 |
184 |
1 |
59.75 |
2017-09-16 |
| 112. |
Hal, who's empty but not dumb, theorizes privately that what... |
59.72 |
0.8847 |
0.0811 |
521 |
1 |
59.72 |
2017-10-02 |
| 113. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
59.54 |
1.0284 |
-0.0655 |
282 |
1 |
59.54 |
2016-10-09 |
| 114. |
Despair comes slowly, crawling its way up inside you until i... |
59.22 |
0.9772 |
-0.0195 |
266 |
2 |
55.58 |
2016-10-14 |
| 115. |
Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... |
59.04 |
0.8907 |
0.0641 |
351 |
1 |
59.04 |
2016-10-16 |
| 116. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
59.04 |
1.0292 |
-0.0744 |
262 |
1 |
59.04 |
2016-10-31 |
| 117. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
59.03 |
1.1296 |
-0.1750 |
252 |
1 |
59.03 |
2016-10-08 |
| 118. |
A freedom fighter learns the hard way that it is the oppress... |
59.03 |
1.0617 |
-0.1071 |
247 |
1 |
59.03 |
2016-09-23 |
| 119. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
58.92 |
1.0565 |
-0.1036 |
247 |
1 |
58.92 |
2016-10-07 |
| 120. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
58.83 |
1.0483 |
-0.0969 |
227 |
1 |
58.83 |
2016-10-31 |
| 121. |
Both ways set out from the senses and particulars, and rest ... |
58.37 |
1.0092 |
-0.0652 |
433 |
1 |
58.37 |
2016-10-16 |
| 122. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
58.34 |
0.9795 |
-0.0360 |
308 |
1 |
58.34 |
2016-10-31 |
| 123. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
58.33 |
1.0095 |
-0.0662 |
316 |
1 |
58.33 |
2016-10-01 |
| 124. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
58.18 |
1.0078 |
-0.0669 |
280 |
1 |
58.18 |
2016-10-08 |
| 125. |
You there, my friend. Come, let me hold you. Now, with a sig... |
57.92 |
0.9518 |
-0.0151 |
314 |
1 |
57.92 |
2016-10-16 |
| 126. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
57.86 |
1.0441 |
-0.1084 |
252 |
1 |
57.86 |
2016-10-16 |
| 127. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
57.35 |
0.9072 |
0.0203 |
237 |
1 |
57.35 |
2017-08-22 |
| 128. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
57.35 |
0.8981 |
0.0294 |
393 |
1 |
57.35 |
2016-10-09 |
| 129. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
57.24 |
1.0972 |
-0.1715 |
251 |
1 |
57.24 |
2016-09-23 |
| 130. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
57.18 |
1.0138 |
-0.0891 |
231 |
1 |
57.18 |
2016-10-16 |
| 131. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
57.14 |
1.0183 |
-0.0942 |
191 |
1 |
57.14 |
2016-09-23 |
| 132. |
Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through b... |
57.10 |
0.9250 |
-0.0016 |
348 |
1 |
57.10 |
2017-08-05 |
| 133. |
In the beginning there was only a small amount of injustice ... |
57.05 |
1.0375 |
-0.1149 |
224 |
1 |
57.05 |
2016-09-23 |
| 134. |
Good coders are hot, Mike... Word of the firings this mornin... |
57.04 |
0.9206 |
0.0019 |
266 |
1 |
57.04 |
2017-08-22 |
| 135. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
57.00 |
1.0090 |
-0.0872 |
282 |
1 |
57.00 |
2016-10-16 |
| 136. |
Here then was the paradox of the President's speech. We norm... |
56.93 |
0.8139 |
0.1068 |
313 |
1 |
56.93 |
2017-09-29 |
| 137. |
Plato is always concerned to advocate views that will make p... |
56.86 |
0.9609 |
-0.0414 |
206 |
1 |
56.86 |
2016-10-16 |
| 138. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
56.77 |
0.9997 |
-0.0816 |
382 |
1 |
56.77 |
2016-09-30 |
| 139. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
56.71 |
1.0714 |
-0.1543 |
129 |
1 |
56.71 |
2016-10-16 |
| 140. |
If someone gives you an opinion and says, "Hey, you look so ... |
56.67 |
1.0068 |
-0.0903 |
312 |
1 |
56.67 |
2016-11-01 |
| 141. |
Open to everything happy and sad, seeing the good when it's ... |
56.66 |
1.0312 |
-0.1149 |
311 |
1 |
56.66 |
2016-10-16 |
| 142. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
56.45 |
0.9570 |
-0.0441 |
287 |
1 |
56.45 |
2016-10-16 |
| 143. |
You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder ... |
56.02 |
0.9198 |
-0.0138 |
173 |
1 |
56.02 |
2017-07-15 |
| 144. |
The milk and cheese and yogurt, which once came from dairy c... |
55.95 |
0.9310 |
-0.0262 |
188 |
1 |
55.95 |
2016-10-01 |
| 145. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
55.90 |
0.9045 |
-0.0005 |
235 |
1 |
55.90 |
2016-09-30 |
| 146. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
55.84 |
0.9646 |
-0.0615 |
264 |
1 |
55.84 |
2016-11-30 |
| 147. |
Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. The firs... |
55.83 |
1.0245 |
-0.1216 |
354 |
1 |
55.83 |
2016-10-01 |
| 148. |
You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ... |
55.70 |
0.8914 |
0.0094 |
366 |
1 |
55.70 |
2016-10-01 |
| 149. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
55.69 |
1.0337 |
-0.1331 |
214 |
1 |
55.69 |
2016-09-21 |
| 150. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
55.68 |
1.0099 |
-0.1094 |
207 |
1 |
55.68 |
2016-10-16 |
| 151. |
The spot where we intend to fight must not be made known; fo... |
55.60 |
0.9706 |
-0.0714 |
152 |
1 |
55.60 |
2016-09-23 |
| 152. |
Hero - not the champion player who plays the perfect game. N... |
55.01 |
0.9110 |
-0.0214 |
141 |
1 |
55.01 |
2017-09-27 |
| 153. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
54.94 |
1.0365 |
-0.1480 |
162 |
1 |
54.94 |
2016-10-07 |
| 154. |
Come, Friend, you too must die. Why moan about it so? Even P... |
54.92 |
0.9533 |
-0.0651 |
465 |
1 |
54.92 |
2017-07-12 |
| 155. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
54.80 |
0.9922 |
-0.1060 |
341 |
1 |
54.80 |
2016-10-15 |
| 156. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
54.77 |
0.9365 |
-0.0508 |
248 |
1 |
54.77 |
2016-09-21 |
| 157. |
The old sea captain, not surprisingly, was an excellent witn... |
54.73 |
0.9211 |
-0.0360 |
169 |
1 |
54.73 |
2017-09-23 |
| 158. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
54.67 |
0.9631 |
-0.0790 |
345 |
1 |
54.67 |
2016-10-16 |
| 159. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
54.63 |
0.9943 |
-0.1108 |
373 |
1 |
54.63 |
2016-10-10 |
| 160. |
I'll be the number two guy here in about six weeks. How? Nam... |
54.54 |
0.9596 |
-0.0776 |
205 |
1 |
54.54 |
2016-10-15 |
| 161. |
The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terr... |
54.21 |
0.9723 |
-0.0956 |
143 |
1 |
54.21 |
2016-10-16 |
| 162. |
Dearest creature in creation studying English pronunciation,... |
54.14 |
0.8624 |
0.0132 |
478 |
1 |
54.14 |
2017-08-05 |
| 163. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
53.66 |
0.9697 |
-0.1019 |
249 |
1 |
53.66 |
2016-10-10 |
| 164. |
At first we were silent, but finally we considered ourselves... |
53.64 |
0.9559 |
-0.0884 |
195 |
1 |
53.64 |
2016-10-10 |
| 165. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
53.16 |
1.0795 |
-0.2198 |
226 |
1 |
53.16 |
2016-09-30 |
| 166. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
53.15 |
1.0334 |
-0.1739 |
131 |
1 |
53.15 |
2016-09-21 |
| 167. |
A problem in communication is that people don't smile enough... |
53.06 |
1.0148 |
-0.1567 |
272 |
1 |
53.06 |
2016-10-07 |
| 168. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
52.79 |
0.9213 |
-0.0676 |
295 |
1 |
52.79 |
2017-08-22 |
| 169. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
52.68 |
1.0033 |
-0.1514 |
189 |
1 |
52.68 |
2016-09-23 |
| 170. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
51.47 |
0.9084 |
-0.0760 |
404 |
1 |
51.47 |
2016-11-30 |
| 171. |
Miss Wormwood, I protest this "C" grade! That's saying I onl... |
51.25 |
0.7792 |
0.0496 |
346 |
1 |
51.25 |
2017-08-05 |
| 172. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
50.61 |
0.9087 |
-0.0902 |
393 |
1 |
50.61 |
2016-10-01 |
| 173. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
50.20 |
1.0711 |
-0.2593 |
213 |
1 |
50.20 |
2016-10-13 |
| 174. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
50.16 |
0.9485 |
-0.1373 |
291 |
1 |
50.16 |
2016-10-01 |
| 175. |
Everyone else in the bar had scattered or was still hugging ... |
50.08 |
0.9499 |
-0.1400 |
301 |
1 |
50.08 |
2017-07-11 |
| 176. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
50.06 |
0.9109 |
-0.1013 |
401 |
1 |
50.06 |
2016-10-15 |
| 177. |
Hackers in Amtrak computers, or air-traffic control computer... |
49.81 |
0.8023 |
0.0032 |
113 |
1 |
49.81 |
2016-09-23 |
| 178. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
49.48 |
0.8852 |
-0.0850 |
201 |
1 |
49.48 |
2016-10-10 |
| 179. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
49.45 |
0.9286 |
-0.1289 |
194 |
1 |
49.45 |
2016-09-21 |
| 180. |
Well, we don't sound like Madonna. Here we are now, we're Ni... |
49.14 |
0.8267 |
-0.0320 |
199 |
1 |
49.14 |
2017-08-22 |
| 181. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
48.77 |
0.9966 |
-0.2079 |
259 |
1 |
48.77 |
2016-09-23 |
| 182. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
48.67 |
0.9529 |
-0.1658 |
269 |
1 |
48.67 |
2016-09-08 |
| 183. |
Consider, for example, Walmart workers. They may label thems... |
48.64 |
0.8292 |
-0.0426 |
459 |
1 |
48.64 |
2017-08-22 |
| 184. |
Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beaut... |
48.61 |
0.9654 |
-0.1793 |
145 |
1 |
48.61 |
2016-10-07 |
| 185. |
I had neither kith nor kin in England, and was therefore as ... |
48.40 |
0.9694 |
-0.1867 |
319 |
1 |
48.40 |
2016-09-23 |
| 186. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
48.36 |
1.0023 |
-0.2202 |
211 |
1 |
48.36 |
2016-10-15 |
| 187. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
47.71 |
1.0403 |
-0.2687 |
275 |
1 |
47.71 |
2016-09-23 |
| 188. |
Then listen up! When I joined the corps, we didn't have any ... |
47.39 |
0.9198 |
-0.1534 |
213 |
1 |
47.39 |
2016-11-02 |
| 189. |
Franky Four Fingers: "I have stones to sell, fat to chew, an... |
47.04 |
0.8636 |
-0.1029 |
256 |
1 |
47.04 |
2016-10-07 |
| 190. |
Stretching improves flexibility. By gradually stretching the... |
46.95 |
0.9129 |
-0.1536 |
259 |
1 |
46.95 |
2017-07-24 |
| 191. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
46.80 |
0.9894 |
-0.2325 |
323 |
1 |
46.80 |
2016-09-23 |
| 192. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
46.11 |
0.9633 |
-0.2176 |
304 |
1 |
46.11 |
2016-09-30 |
| 193. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
39.36 |
0.9754 |
-0.3389 |
362 |
1 |
39.36 |
2016-09-30 |
| 194. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
39.04 |
1.0485 |
-0.4171 |
153 |
1 |
39.04 |
2016-10-13 |
| 195. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
37.72 |
0.9509 |
-0.3409 |
225 |
1 |
37.72 |
2016-10-01 |
| 196. |
Remember the day I set you free, I told you you could always... |
36.51 |
1.0147 |
-0.4243 |
157 |
1 |
36.51 |
2017-08-22 |