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1. So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever s... 91.64 1.0972 -1.1042 239 1 91.64 2019-07-19
2. You are the true master of death, because the true master do... 87.63 1.0944 -1.1082 209 1 87.63 2019-07-13
3. I was reading about how countless species are being pushed t... 86.09 1.0328 -1.0440 242 1 86.09 2019-07-20
4. Only the silent, sleepy, staring houses in the backwoods can... 86.07 1.0481 -1.0559 309 1 86.07 2019-07-13
5. I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other peopl... 85.69 1.0281 -1.0341 168 1 85.69 2019-07-14
6. And I will say that we should take a day to break away from ... 85.42 1.1370 -1.1479 241 1 85.42 2019-07-22
7. In all the houses keys to memorizing objects and feelings ha... 84.08 1.0166 -1.0223 277 1 84.08 2019-07-13
8. Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers 'cause it'... 82.76 1.0515 -1.0654 204 1 82.76 2019-07-13
9. If the sky that we look upon should tumble and fall, or the ... 82.13 1.0504 -1.0643 165 1 82.13 2019-07-19
10. Is there a greater tragedy imaginable than that, in our ende... 81.84 0.9561 -1.0091 220 1 81.84 2019-07-19
11. Well, this is the end of a perfect day, near the end of a jo... 81.66 1.0658 -1.0869 296 1 81.66 2019-07-24
12. On rainy afternoons, embroidering with a group of friends on... 80.84 0.9995 -1.0049 279 1 80.84 2019-07-19
13. My father died on this floor. Right there. Stabbed 27 times,... 80.78 0.9439 -0.9845 248 1 80.78 2019-07-20
14. My spirit's made up of the ocean, and the sky, and the sun, ... 80.73 1.0537 -1.0866 223 1 80.73 2021-02-08
15. My son, from whence this madness, this neglect of my command... 79.49 0.9702 -0.9783 171 1 79.49 2019-07-07
16. To stand up straight with your shoulders back is to accept t... 79.43 0.9106 -0.9449 567 1 79.43 2019-07-24
17. If a person can't answer directly to your question, it's eit... 79.30 1.0930 -1.1133 136 1 79.30 2019-07-01
18. There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man... 79.18 0.9783 -1.0153 370 1 79.18 2019-08-13
19. Whereas by the benefit of words and ratiocination they excee... 79.17 0.9197 -0.9613 168 1 79.17 2019-07-19
20. Every temptation is an opportunity to do good. On the path t... 78.41 1.0040 -1.0320 298 1 78.41 2019-07-07
21. Precious are the dead that lie there, every stone over them ... 78.27 1.0619 -1.0635 346 1 78.27 2019-07-22
22. One of you go find the forest ranger. Since we're done with ... 77.87 1.0345 -1.0468 309 1 77.87 2019-07-22
23. And these medications have a legitimate use. They've helped ... 77.41 1.0167 -1.0346 261 1 77.41 2019-08-04
24. See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my ... 76.88 1.0078 -1.0334 244 1 76.88 2019-07-07
25. Perhaps the most successful disciple of the Graham and Dodd ... 76.48 0.9345 -0.8925 268 1 76.48 2019-07-19
26. You have two choices: you can keep running and hiding and bl... 76.30 1.0660 -1.0795 164 1 76.30 2019-07-01
27. It was about this time I conceived the bold and arduous proj... 76.11 1.0166 -1.0200 453 1 76.11 2019-07-22
28. You think I know the first thing about how hard your life ha... 76.00 0.9545 -1.0003 150 1 76.00 2019-07-01
29. What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna h... 75.91 1.0272 -1.0018 329 1 75.91 2019-08-13
30. Baby, don't you know, all o'them tears gon' come and go. Bab... 75.56 0.9490 -0.9901 249 1 75.56 2019-08-04
31. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, what... 74.18 1.0428 -1.0614 271 1 74.18 2019-07-13
32. Once you fall, Septimus repeated to himself, human nature is... 73.85 0.9366 -0.9419 229 1 73.85 2019-07-14
33. Summer's going fast, nights growing colder. Children growing... 73.16 0.9225 -0.9655 246 2 70.57 2019-07-24
34. Hey, Sid! Remember that time last summer we were all gathere... 72.89 0.9463 -0.9898 174 1 72.89 2019-07-19
35. I'd discovered, after a lot of extreme apprehension about wh... 72.71 1.0711 -1.0439 344 1 72.71 2019-07-22
36. There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... 72.70 0.9351 -0.9534 190 1 72.70 2019-07-22
37. Houston, we're getting our first look at the service module ... 72.69 0.9574 -0.9958 208 1 72.69 2019-07-13
38. Tonight I'll dream while in my bed. When silly thoughts go t... 72.66 1.0458 -1.0746 223 1 72.66 2019-07-13
39. So don't be afraid; your heart is in me, and it's racing so ... 72.50 0.9833 -0.9953 150 1 72.50 2019-07-14
40. In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me so... 72.46 0.9489 -0.9727 418 1 72.46 2019-08-04
41. Unbeknownst to most ornithologists, the dodo was actually a ... 72.38 0.8479 -0.8806 193 1 72.38 2019-07-14
42. There could be whole antiworlds and antipeople made out of a... 72.25 0.9226 -0.9710 177 1 72.25 2019-08-04
43. Is there a cure among us from this processed sanity? I weake... 72.14 0.9525 -1.0019 179 1 72.14 2019-07-13
44. I am innocent, innocent. I just wanted to play a game, game,... 71.64 0.9540 -1.0025 321 1 71.64 2019-07-22
45. Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state then nearly fou... 71.02 0.8572 -0.8872 323 1 71.02 2019-07-14
46. I found out the way your mind works and the kind of man you ... 70.93 0.9721 -1.0140 301 1 70.93 2019-07-19
47. Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It ... 70.22 1.0153 -1.0232 261 1 70.22 2019-07-19
48. When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... 69.83 0.9790 -0.9512 311 1 69.83 2019-07-01
49. Everything happens for a reason. The system will be assessin... 69.63 1.0305 -1.0515 222 1 69.63 2019-07-01
50. With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, they wo... 69.10 1.0074 -1.0332 235 1 69.10 2019-07-19
51. Inadvertently, Roy dooms the entire earth to annihilation wh... 68.46 0.8638 -0.9023 151 1 68.46 2019-07-13
52. I don't hold with the extremists who feel there should be op... 68.44 0.8626 -0.9048 182 1 68.44 2019-07-14
53. So the speech was disturbing, the food was inedible, and the... 68.23 0.9266 -0.9645 282 1 68.23 2019-07-24
54. Sometimes I wonder why I spend the lonely nights dreaming of... 67.07 1.0299 -1.0560 257 1 67.07 2019-07-07
55. I open up the paper. There's a story of an actor who had die... 66.73 1.0214 -1.0381 213 1 66.73 2019-08-13
56. The earliest known punctuation - credited to Aristophanes of... 66.43 0.8366 -0.8773 360 1 66.43 2019-08-04
57. Raised the ol' girl from a cub, I did. ... 'Course we had to... 65.52 0.9072 -0.9510 205 1 65.52 2019-07-20
58. I often see racers, particularly at the back of the pack in ... 65.35 0.9653 -0.9787 349 1 65.35 2019-07-01
59. I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! Aft... 64.91 0.8749 -0.9100 257 1 64.91 2019-07-02
60. If you're reading this, you've gotten out. And if you've com... 64.20 1.0594 -1.0675 436 1 64.20 2019-07-22
61. One of the few things I still miss from my Midwest childhood... 63.60 0.9253 -0.9536 403 1 63.60 2019-08-13
62. Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... 63.13 1.0316 -1.0406 333 1 63.13 2019-07-07
63. The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladi... 63.07 0.9352 -0.9747 290 1 63.07 2019-07-20
64. Well, people don't talk that much in the morning. Look, I'm ... 62.30 0.8120 -0.8475 340 2 62.00 2019-07-20
65. We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde. Comes on at five. Sh... 61.59 0.9147 -0.9482 330 1 61.59 2019-07-22
66. Ever had the urge to dig around in your neighbor's trash? Ew... 61.29 0.9253 -0.9814 255 1 61.29 2019-07-13
67. Gentlemen: You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you,... 61.16 0.9499 -0.9668 100 1 61.16 2019-08-13
68. I wonder about things, like, if they call an orange an "oran... 61.13 0.8429 -0.8821 200 1 61.13 2019-07-13
69. Well, isn't this great, we've all learned something. Tony ca... 60.35 1.0231 -1.0390 228 1 60.35 2019-07-19
70. My old man never took us on a vacation. He didn't believe in... 60.12 0.9109 -0.9569 211 1 60.12 2019-07-24
71. Apart from the excruciating pain, this is great! I've been w... 57.58 0.9028 -0.9428 185 1 57.58 2019-07-13
72. Hey, Mario! We got a letter from Princess Peach! I'll read i... 55.33 0.8531 -0.8846 363 1 55.33 2019-07-13