| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
76.97 |
1.0796 |
0.2797 |
129 |
2 |
70.21 |
2010-09-29 |
| 2. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
72.98 |
1.0197 |
0.2702 |
226 |
2 |
63.71 |
2010-10-07 |
| 3. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
71.20 |
1.0696 |
0.1878 |
226 |
2 |
64.67 |
2010-09-29 |
| 4. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
70.40 |
1.1018 |
0.1384 |
220 |
2 |
64.02 |
2010-10-06 |
| 5. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
69.81 |
1.0795 |
0.1870 |
226 |
1 |
69.81 |
2010-10-06 |
| 6. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
68.21 |
1.0941 |
0.1445 |
256 |
1 |
68.21 |
2010-10-06 |
| 7. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
68.07 |
1.0328 |
0.2102 |
356 |
2 |
63.56 |
2010-10-02 |
| 8. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
67.63 |
0.9910 |
0.2079 |
295 |
2 |
61.78 |
2010-10-02 |
| 9. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
67.09 |
1.0574 |
0.1579 |
205 |
1 |
67.09 |
2010-09-28 |
| 10. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
67.07 |
1.0365 |
0.1804 |
162 |
2 |
57.74 |
2010-10-06 |
| 11. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
66.76 |
1.0788 |
0.0971 |
171 |
1 |
66.76 |
2010-10-06 |
| 12. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
66.42 |
1.1114 |
0.0613 |
247 |
1 |
66.42 |
2010-10-07 |
| 13. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
65.84 |
1.0863 |
0.1135 |
210 |
1 |
65.84 |
2010-09-28 |
| 14. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
65.78 |
0.9908 |
0.2190 |
342 |
1 |
65.78 |
2010-10-07 |
| 15. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
65.57 |
1.0320 |
0.1655 |
293 |
2 |
61.06 |
2010-10-06 |
| 16. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
65.43 |
1.0487 |
0.1040 |
231 |
2 |
61.89 |
2010-10-07 |
| 17. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
65.12 |
1.0529 |
0.0991 |
351 |
1 |
65.12 |
2010-09-28 |
| 18. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
64.93 |
1.0296 |
0.1255 |
437 |
1 |
64.93 |
2010-09-28 |
| 19. |
The good news is that your child has a natural desire to do ... |
64.78 |
1.0205 |
0.1191 |
179 |
1 |
64.78 |
2010-09-29 |
| 20. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
64.75 |
0.9943 |
0.1544 |
373 |
1 |
64.75 |
2010-10-06 |
| 21. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
64.34 |
1.0498 |
0.0836 |
180 |
1 |
64.34 |
2010-10-05 |
| 22. |
Like painting, most software is intended for a human audienc... |
64.21 |
0.9572 |
0.1776 |
201 |
1 |
64.21 |
2010-09-27 |
| 23. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
64.05 |
1.0331 |
0.0977 |
234 |
3 |
58.62 |
2010-10-07 |
| 24. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
64.03 |
1.0799 |
0.0490 |
243 |
1 |
64.03 |
2010-10-02 |
| 25. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
64.01 |
1.0621 |
0.0896 |
263 |
1 |
64.01 |
2010-10-02 |
| 26. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
63.75 |
1.0388 |
0.1204 |
243 |
2 |
57.90 |
2010-10-07 |
| 27. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
63.49 |
1.0515 |
0.0696 |
250 |
1 |
63.49 |
2010-10-05 |
| 28. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
63.44 |
1.0797 |
0.0368 |
210 |
1 |
63.44 |
2010-10-05 |
| 29. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
63.41 |
1.0477 |
0.0762 |
360 |
1 |
63.41 |
2010-09-29 |
| 30. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
63.27 |
1.0567 |
0.0629 |
303 |
1 |
63.27 |
2010-09-27 |
| 31. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
63.20 |
1.0719 |
0.0735 |
360 |
1 |
63.20 |
2010-09-28 |
| 32. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
63.12 |
1.0016 |
0.1102 |
218 |
3 |
58.87 |
2010-10-06 |
| 33. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
63.02 |
1.0403 |
0.1142 |
275 |
1 |
63.02 |
2010-09-27 |
| 34. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
62.95 |
1.0352 |
0.0807 |
341 |
2 |
61.89 |
2010-10-06 |
| 35. |
For centuries, human society has taken the gifts of nature f... |
62.64 |
1.0012 |
0.1099 |
260 |
3 |
59.86 |
2010-10-07 |
| 36. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
62.64 |
0.9795 |
0.1283 |
308 |
1 |
62.64 |
2010-10-02 |
| 37. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
62.34 |
0.9578 |
0.1441 |
281 |
1 |
62.34 |
2010-09-28 |
| 38. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
62.12 |
0.9846 |
0.1128 |
281 |
3 |
57.05 |
2010-09-28 |
| 39. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
62.05 |
1.0389 |
0.0600 |
318 |
1 |
62.05 |
2010-10-02 |
| 40. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
61.97 |
0.9946 |
0.1010 |
246 |
2 |
59.01 |
2010-09-29 |
| 41. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
61.73 |
1.0885 |
0.0379 |
341 |
1 |
61.73 |
2010-10-07 |
| 42. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
61.72 |
0.9724 |
0.1225 |
237 |
1 |
61.72 |
2010-10-02 |
| 43. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
61.62 |
1.0074 |
0.0840 |
242 |
1 |
61.62 |
2010-10-07 |
| 44. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
61.47 |
0.9426 |
0.1473 |
317 |
1 |
61.47 |
2010-09-27 |
| 45. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
61.26 |
0.9805 |
0.1072 |
292 |
1 |
61.26 |
2010-10-07 |
| 46. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
61.22 |
1.0109 |
0.0723 |
276 |
1 |
61.22 |
2010-10-02 |
| 47. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
61.10 |
0.9722 |
0.1101 |
283 |
1 |
61.10 |
2010-09-28 |
| 48. |
However we choose to feed ourselves, we eat by the grace of ... |
60.92 |
0.9986 |
0.0735 |
162 |
1 |
60.92 |
2010-10-06 |
| 49. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
60.73 |
1.0714 |
-0.0067 |
129 |
1 |
60.73 |
2010-09-28 |
| 50. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
60.73 |
0.9309 |
0.1408 |
284 |
2 |
55.53 |
2010-10-07 |
| 51. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
60.68 |
1.1068 |
0.0062 |
393 |
1 |
60.68 |
2010-10-06 |
| 52. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
60.55 |
1.0608 |
0.0429 |
258 |
2 |
58.97 |
2010-10-06 |
| 53. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
60.31 |
0.9682 |
0.0960 |
143 |
2 |
53.98 |
2010-10-06 |
| 54. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
60.17 |
1.0390 |
0.0208 |
205 |
1 |
60.17 |
2010-10-05 |
| 55. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
60.10 |
1.0033 |
0.0523 |
189 |
1 |
60.10 |
2010-09-28 |
| 56. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
59.98 |
0.9886 |
0.0741 |
220 |
1 |
59.98 |
2010-10-07 |
| 57. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
59.84 |
1.0684 |
0.0191 |
253 |
2 |
58.78 |
2010-09-28 |
| 58. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
59.58 |
0.9938 |
0.0600 |
339 |
1 |
59.58 |
2010-10-07 |
| 59. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
59.56 |
1.0125 |
0.0379 |
224 |
2 |
58.21 |
2010-09-29 |
| 60. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
59.52 |
0.9966 |
0.0547 |
259 |
2 |
56.26 |
2010-10-06 |
| 61. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
59.51 |
0.9485 |
0.1050 |
236 |
1 |
59.51 |
2010-10-06 |
| 62. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
59.44 |
1.0774 |
0.0025 |
304 |
3 |
57.81 |
2010-10-02 |
| 63. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
59.21 |
1.0429 |
0.0021 |
259 |
1 |
59.21 |
2010-09-27 |
| 64. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
59.12 |
1.0189 |
0.0292 |
337 |
1 |
59.12 |
2010-10-06 |
| 65. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
59.07 |
1.0767 |
-0.0350 |
212 |
1 |
59.07 |
2010-10-02 |
| 66. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
58.91 |
1.0595 |
-0.0160 |
379 |
1 |
58.91 |
2010-10-07 |
| 67. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
58.81 |
1.0167 |
0.0293 |
378 |
2 |
49.98 |
2010-09-27 |
| 68. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
58.77 |
0.9699 |
0.0680 |
269 |
1 |
58.77 |
2010-09-28 |
| 69. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
58.68 |
1.0534 |
-0.0143 |
357 |
1 |
58.68 |
2010-09-27 |
| 70. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
58.66 |
1.0725 |
-0.0101 |
233 |
1 |
58.66 |
2010-09-27 |
| 71. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
58.60 |
1.0523 |
-0.0211 |
256 |
1 |
58.60 |
2010-09-22 |
| 72. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
58.57 |
1.0117 |
0.0681 |
297 |
1 |
58.57 |
2010-09-27 |
| 73. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
58.47 |
0.9278 |
0.1081 |
295 |
1 |
58.47 |
2010-10-06 |
| 74. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
58.38 |
0.9964 |
0.0353 |
203 |
2 |
48.16 |
2010-10-07 |
| 75. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
58.28 |
1.0613 |
-0.0306 |
266 |
1 |
58.28 |
2010-10-02 |
| 76. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
58.27 |
1.1162 |
-0.0456 |
189 |
2 |
56.35 |
2010-09-29 |
| 77. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
58.13 |
1.0062 |
0.0209 |
288 |
1 |
58.13 |
2010-09-27 |
| 78. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
58.03 |
1.0109 |
0.0473 |
400 |
1 |
58.03 |
2010-10-06 |
| 79. |
To wash down your chicken nuggets with virtually any soft dr... |
58.02 |
0.9504 |
0.0693 |
263 |
1 |
58.02 |
2010-10-02 |
| 80. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
57.97 |
0.9612 |
0.0630 |
256 |
1 |
57.97 |
2010-09-28 |
| 81. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
57.82 |
0.9756 |
0.0446 |
229 |
2 |
56.11 |
2010-10-02 |
| 82. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
57.66 |
1.1016 |
-0.0828 |
233 |
1 |
57.66 |
2010-09-27 |
| 83. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
57.47 |
0.9514 |
0.0642 |
237 |
1 |
57.47 |
2010-10-02 |
| 84. |
I must nevertheless point out that our profession very close... |
57.25 |
0.9461 |
0.0650 |
276 |
1 |
57.25 |
2010-10-06 |
| 85. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
57.18 |
0.9513 |
0.0626 |
354 |
1 |
57.18 |
2010-10-06 |
| 86. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
56.98 |
1.0711 |
-0.0697 |
213 |
1 |
56.98 |
2010-09-28 |
| 87. |
I laugh at the whole notion of "Mr. Right" and you should to... |
56.90 |
0.8845 |
0.1210 |
273 |
2 |
54.62 |
2010-10-05 |
| 88. |
Your primary objective should be to touch-type; that is, to ... |
56.67 |
0.9281 |
0.0780 |
273 |
1 |
56.67 |
2010-10-07 |
| 89. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
56.54 |
1.0506 |
-0.0232 |
277 |
2 |
55.40 |
2010-10-02 |
| 90. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
56.46 |
0.9553 |
0.0491 |
430 |
2 |
55.20 |
2010-10-02 |
| 91. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
56.40 |
1.0399 |
-0.0386 |
294 |
1 |
56.40 |
2010-10-07 |
| 92. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
56.33 |
1.0669 |
-0.0397 |
286 |
1 |
56.33 |
2010-09-22 |
| 93. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
56.28 |
1.0669 |
-0.0400 |
213 |
1 |
56.28 |
2010-10-06 |
| 94. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
56.21 |
1.0004 |
-0.0138 |
212 |
1 |
56.21 |
2010-10-02 |
| 95. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
56.18 |
1.0177 |
0.0127 |
392 |
2 |
54.58 |
2010-10-07 |
| 96. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
56.12 |
0.8975 |
0.0941 |
268 |
3 |
50.85 |
2010-09-28 |
| 97. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
56.02 |
1.0173 |
0.0162 |
268 |
1 |
56.02 |
2010-09-29 |
| 98. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
55.82 |
1.0214 |
0.0069 |
281 |
2 |
53.49 |
2010-10-07 |
| 99. |
You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens... |
55.82 |
0.9640 |
0.0511 |
334 |
1 |
55.82 |
2010-10-06 |
| 100. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
55.81 |
0.9527 |
0.0328 |
251 |
2 |
54.40 |
2010-10-06 |
| 101. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
55.79 |
0.9485 |
0.0391 |
291 |
1 |
55.79 |
2010-10-05 |
| 102. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
55.79 |
0.9411 |
0.0449 |
318 |
2 |
55.36 |
2010-10-05 |
| 103. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
55.78 |
0.9866 |
-0.0053 |
218 |
2 |
55.70 |
2010-10-07 |
| 104. |
Two years ago this property cost one million pounds. Today, ... |
55.67 |
0.9157 |
0.0723 |
350 |
2 |
52.64 |
2010-09-28 |
| 105. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
55.66 |
0.9786 |
-0.0009 |
193 |
1 |
55.66 |
2010-09-28 |
| 106. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
55.56 |
1.0531 |
-0.0339 |
272 |
1 |
55.56 |
2010-10-07 |
| 107. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
55.56 |
0.9709 |
0.0512 |
397 |
1 |
55.56 |
2010-10-02 |
| 108. |
Aztec rule was based upon a system of tribute and fear over ... |
55.48 |
0.9572 |
0.0656 |
376 |
1 |
55.48 |
2010-10-02 |
| 109. |
The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... |
55.35 |
0.9567 |
0.0628 |
184 |
1 |
55.35 |
2010-10-06 |
| 110. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
55.28 |
0.9068 |
0.0676 |
225 |
1 |
55.28 |
2010-09-28 |
| 111. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
55.28 |
1.0496 |
-0.0742 |
314 |
2 |
52.68 |
2010-10-02 |
| 112. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
55.28 |
0.9852 |
-0.0088 |
264 |
1 |
55.28 |
2010-10-02 |
| 113. |
I can practically see your face and another revolutionary fa... |
55.06 |
1.0132 |
-0.0497 |
143 |
1 |
55.06 |
2010-10-07 |
| 114. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
54.82 |
0.9899 |
-0.0267 |
163 |
1 |
54.82 |
2010-09-28 |
| 115. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
54.72 |
0.9711 |
-0.0062 |
176 |
1 |
54.72 |
2010-09-29 |
| 116. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
54.67 |
0.9342 |
0.0345 |
434 |
1 |
54.67 |
2010-10-05 |
| 117. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
54.58 |
1.0214 |
-0.0632 |
166 |
1 |
54.58 |
2010-10-07 |
| 118. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
54.43 |
0.9675 |
0.0029 |
383 |
1 |
54.43 |
2010-10-02 |
| 119. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
54.39 |
0.9567 |
0.0033 |
273 |
1 |
54.39 |
2010-10-02 |
| 120. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
54.13 |
0.9843 |
-0.0338 |
234 |
1 |
54.13 |
2010-10-02 |
| 121. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
54.02 |
0.9289 |
0.0224 |
204 |
1 |
54.02 |
2010-10-06 |
| 122. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
53.94 |
1.0346 |
-0.0405 |
244 |
1 |
53.94 |
2010-09-27 |
| 123. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
53.82 |
0.9376 |
0.0478 |
360 |
1 |
53.82 |
2010-09-29 |
| 124. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
53.71 |
0.8951 |
0.0551 |
193 |
1 |
53.71 |
2010-09-28 |
| 125. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
53.68 |
1.0131 |
-0.0695 |
225 |
2 |
52.78 |
2010-09-29 |
| 126. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
53.66 |
0.9109 |
0.0388 |
401 |
1 |
53.66 |
2010-09-27 |
| 127. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
53.62 |
0.9084 |
0.0421 |
404 |
1 |
53.62 |
2010-10-06 |
| 128. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
53.32 |
1.0254 |
-0.0436 |
217 |
1 |
53.32 |
2010-09-22 |
| 129. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
53.24 |
1.1215 |
-0.1579 |
200 |
1 |
53.24 |
2010-09-29 |
| 130. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
53.15 |
1.0358 |
-0.0562 |
349 |
2 |
51.79 |
2010-09-29 |
| 131. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
53.05 |
0.8559 |
0.0811 |
191 |
1 |
53.05 |
2010-09-29 |
| 132. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
53.05 |
1.0038 |
-0.0373 |
237 |
1 |
53.05 |
2010-09-28 |
| 133. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
53.03 |
0.9125 |
0.0251 |
308 |
1 |
53.03 |
2010-10-05 |
| 134. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
53.02 |
0.9994 |
-0.0331 |
269 |
1 |
53.02 |
2010-10-07 |
| 135. |
You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ... |
52.78 |
0.8914 |
0.0408 |
366 |
1 |
52.78 |
2010-09-28 |
| 136. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
52.70 |
1.0270 |
-0.0611 |
255 |
1 |
52.70 |
2010-10-05 |
| 137. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
52.61 |
1.0445 |
-0.1153 |
373 |
1 |
52.61 |
2010-09-28 |
| 138. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
52.52 |
0.9811 |
-0.0517 |
272 |
2 |
49.19 |
2010-10-07 |
| 139. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
52.43 |
0.9266 |
-0.0014 |
267 |
2 |
47.55 |
2010-09-29 |
| 140. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
52.31 |
0.9583 |
0.0084 |
341 |
1 |
52.31 |
2010-09-27 |
| 141. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
52.29 |
0.9894 |
-0.0624 |
323 |
2 |
51.58 |
2010-09-29 |
| 142. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
52.25 |
0.9376 |
-0.0103 |
367 |
2 |
51.40 |
2010-09-28 |
| 143. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
52.24 |
1.0289 |
-0.1028 |
276 |
1 |
52.24 |
2010-09-28 |
| 144. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
52.23 |
1.0483 |
-0.1298 |
227 |
1 |
52.23 |
2010-09-27 |
| 145. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
52.11 |
1.0565 |
-0.1397 |
247 |
2 |
50.93 |
2010-10-05 |
| 146. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
51.97 |
1.0288 |
-0.0798 |
300 |
1 |
51.97 |
2010-10-06 |
| 147. |
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans... |
51.95 |
0.8573 |
0.0628 |
270 |
1 |
51.95 |
2010-10-07 |
| 148. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
51.93 |
1.0943 |
-0.1455 |
206 |
1 |
51.93 |
2010-10-07 |
| 149. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
51.86 |
0.9339 |
-0.0205 |
310 |
1 |
51.86 |
2010-09-27 |
| 150. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
51.78 |
1.0138 |
-0.1007 |
231 |
1 |
51.78 |
2010-09-27 |
| 151. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
51.57 |
0.9814 |
-0.0323 |
364 |
1 |
51.57 |
2010-10-07 |
| 152. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
51.39 |
1.0485 |
-0.1073 |
153 |
1 |
51.39 |
2010-09-28 |
| 153. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
51.32 |
0.9330 |
-0.0212 |
360 |
1 |
51.32 |
2010-09-28 |
| 154. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
51.31 |
1.0284 |
-0.0800 |
282 |
1 |
51.31 |
2010-10-06 |
| 155. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
51.29 |
0.9631 |
-0.0071 |
345 |
1 |
51.29 |
2010-10-07 |
| 156. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
51.29 |
1.0168 |
-0.1107 |
271 |
2 |
49.23 |
2010-10-05 |
| 157. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
51.26 |
1.0347 |
-0.1051 |
550 |
1 |
51.26 |
2010-10-05 |
| 158. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
51.17 |
0.8947 |
0.0128 |
366 |
1 |
51.17 |
2010-10-07 |
| 159. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
51.13 |
0.9740 |
-0.0763 |
209 |
1 |
51.13 |
2010-10-06 |
| 160. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
51.10 |
0.9619 |
-0.0554 |
393 |
1 |
51.10 |
2010-10-07 |
| 161. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
51.07 |
0.9430 |
-0.0495 |
211 |
1 |
51.07 |
2010-10-06 |
| 162. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
51.03 |
0.9922 |
-0.0510 |
341 |
1 |
51.03 |
2010-10-02 |
| 163. |
He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found... |
50.88 |
0.9127 |
-0.0176 |
252 |
1 |
50.88 |
2010-10-06 |
| 164. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
50.69 |
1.0083 |
-0.0702 |
273 |
1 |
50.69 |
2010-09-27 |
| 165. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
50.66 |
0.9687 |
-0.0706 |
371 |
1 |
50.66 |
2010-09-28 |
| 166. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
50.56 |
1.0232 |
-0.0960 |
236 |
1 |
50.56 |
2010-10-07 |
| 167. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
50.31 |
1.0172 |
-0.0949 |
341 |
1 |
50.31 |
2010-09-27 |
| 168. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
50.28 |
0.9976 |
-0.0908 |
174 |
1 |
50.28 |
2010-09-28 |
| 169. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
49.74 |
1.0218 |
-0.1477 |
268 |
1 |
49.74 |
2010-09-29 |
| 170. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
49.70 |
0.9614 |
-0.0821 |
292 |
1 |
49.70 |
2010-10-02 |
| 171. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
49.61 |
0.9372 |
-0.0585 |
320 |
2 |
49.03 |
2010-10-05 |
| 172. |
He implies there is a correlation between his daily work and... |
49.58 |
0.9706 |
-0.0922 |
216 |
1 |
49.58 |
2010-09-29 |
| 173. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
49.51 |
0.9780 |
-0.1041 |
337 |
1 |
49.51 |
2010-10-02 |
| 174. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
49.44 |
0.9429 |
-0.0700 |
287 |
3 |
47.72 |
2010-10-06 |
| 175. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
49.04 |
1.0090 |
-0.1007 |
282 |
2 |
48.50 |
2010-10-07 |
| 176. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
48.94 |
0.9697 |
-0.1068 |
249 |
2 |
47.55 |
2010-09-28 |
| 177. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
48.75 |
0.8595 |
0.0016 |
242 |
2 |
48.27 |
2010-10-02 |
| 178. |
The recipe for turning fruit into wine goes something like t... |
48.52 |
0.8775 |
-0.0187 |
443 |
1 |
48.52 |
2010-09-29 |
| 179. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
48.42 |
0.9965 |
-0.1428 |
310 |
1 |
48.42 |
2010-09-22 |
| 180. |
In 1972, domestic oil production peaked and then began its i... |
48.32 |
0.8442 |
0.0114 |
265 |
1 |
48.32 |
2010-09-27 |
| 181. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
48.31 |
0.9509 |
-0.0611 |
225 |
1 |
48.31 |
2010-10-02 |
| 182. |
Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
48.26 |
0.9216 |
-0.0322 |
255 |
1 |
48.26 |
2010-09-22 |
| 183. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
47.99 |
0.9023 |
-0.0138 |
231 |
2 |
47.51 |
2010-10-07 |
| 184. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
47.59 |
0.9164 |
-0.0731 |
305 |
1 |
47.59 |
2010-10-05 |
| 185. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
47.48 |
0.8105 |
0.0217 |
204 |
1 |
47.48 |
2010-09-29 |
| 186. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
47.35 |
0.8961 |
-0.0653 |
189 |
1 |
47.35 |
2010-09-29 |
| 187. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
47.31 |
0.8933 |
-0.0534 |
363 |
1 |
47.31 |
2010-09-28 |
| 188. |
Because most of the 150,000 tons of gold ever mined is still... |
46.63 |
0.9303 |
-0.1153 |
176 |
2 |
44.74 |
2010-10-07 |
| 189. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
46.33 |
0.9371 |
-0.0822 |
318 |
1 |
46.33 |
2010-09-27 |
| 190. |
Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... |
46.30 |
0.9678 |
-0.1177 |
445 |
1 |
46.30 |
2010-10-06 |
| 191. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
46.28 |
1.0060 |
-0.1956 |
171 |
1 |
46.28 |
2010-09-29 |
| 192. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
46.26 |
0.9529 |
-0.0976 |
269 |
1 |
46.26 |
2010-09-22 |
| 193. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
46.19 |
0.8919 |
-0.0801 |
205 |
1 |
46.19 |
2010-09-28 |
| 194. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
46.06 |
0.9855 |
-0.1411 |
258 |
1 |
46.06 |
2010-09-28 |
| 195. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
45.80 |
0.8602 |
-0.0559 |
206 |
1 |
45.80 |
2010-10-07 |
| 196. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
45.40 |
0.9863 |
-0.1826 |
339 |
1 |
45.40 |
2010-10-05 |
| 197. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
45.25 |
0.9632 |
-0.1242 |
345 |
1 |
45.25 |
2010-10-02 |
| 198. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
44.81 |
0.9670 |
-0.1361 |
307 |
1 |
44.81 |
2010-09-22 |
| 199. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
44.23 |
1.0213 |
-0.2461 |
240 |
1 |
44.23 |
2010-09-28 |
| 200. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
43.46 |
0.9279 |
-0.1568 |
317 |
1 |
43.46 |
2010-09-27 |
| 201. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
43.00 |
0.8916 |
-0.1349 |
216 |
1 |
43.00 |
2010-10-06 |
| 202. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
42.90 |
0.9691 |
-0.2150 |
223 |
1 |
42.90 |
2010-09-24 |
| 203. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
42.68 |
0.9243 |
-0.1343 |
448 |
1 |
42.68 |
2010-09-27 |
| 204. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
42.53 |
0.9045 |
-0.1562 |
235 |
1 |
42.53 |
2010-10-06 |
| 205. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
42.40 |
0.8722 |
-0.1236 |
285 |
1 |
42.40 |
2010-10-07 |
| 206. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
41.72 |
0.9275 |
-0.1973 |
211 |
1 |
41.72 |
2010-09-29 |