| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
56.92 |
1.0714 |
0.1842 |
129 |
1 |
56.92 |
2012-02-18 |
| 2. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
56.79 |
0.8809 |
0.3789 |
127 |
1 |
56.79 |
2012-02-18 |
| 3. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
56.33 |
0.8899 |
0.3724 |
293 |
1 |
56.33 |
2012-02-18 |
| 4. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
54.70 |
1.0486 |
0.1671 |
289 |
1 |
54.70 |
2012-02-18 |
| 5. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
54.48 |
0.9846 |
0.2238 |
281 |
1 |
54.48 |
2012-02-18 |
| 6. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
53.16 |
1.0211 |
0.1897 |
213 |
2 |
51.19 |
2011-05-07 |
| 7. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
52.66 |
1.0240 |
0.1420 |
256 |
2 |
47.92 |
2012-02-17 |
| 8. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
51.99 |
0.9758 |
0.1789 |
314 |
2 |
49.34 |
2012-02-18 |
| 9. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
50.87 |
1.0444 |
0.0780 |
197 |
1 |
50.87 |
2012-02-18 |
| 10. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
50.82 |
0.9068 |
0.2193 |
225 |
2 |
50.25 |
2012-02-17 |
| 11. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
49.94 |
1.0109 |
0.0977 |
276 |
1 |
49.94 |
2012-02-17 |
| 12. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
49.64 |
1.1215 |
0.0037 |
200 |
1 |
49.64 |
2012-02-17 |
| 13. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
49.62 |
1.0077 |
0.1341 |
250 |
1 |
49.62 |
2011-11-01 |
| 14. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
49.36 |
0.9936 |
0.1013 |
311 |
1 |
49.36 |
2012-02-18 |
| 15. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
49.34 |
1.0025 |
0.0930 |
336 |
1 |
49.34 |
2011-05-07 |
| 16. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
49.12 |
0.9340 |
0.1550 |
296 |
2 |
49.08 |
2011-05-06 |
| 17. |
If you begin to repeat an error, or if your concentration or... |
48.97 |
0.9505 |
0.1354 |
204 |
1 |
48.97 |
2012-02-18 |
| 18. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
48.91 |
1.0361 |
0.0497 |
269 |
1 |
48.91 |
2012-02-18 |
| 19. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
48.89 |
0.9938 |
0.0911 |
339 |
1 |
48.89 |
2012-02-17 |
| 20. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
48.87 |
1.0390 |
0.0411 |
205 |
1 |
48.87 |
2012-02-17 |
| 21. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
48.77 |
0.9941 |
0.0854 |
217 |
2 |
46.41 |
2012-02-17 |
| 22. |
The good news is that your child has a natural desire to do ... |
48.69 |
1.0205 |
0.0527 |
179 |
1 |
48.69 |
2011-05-06 |
| 23. |
The milk and cheese and yogurt, which once came from dairy c... |
48.31 |
0.9310 |
0.1359 |
188 |
1 |
48.31 |
2011-11-02 |
| 24. |
Dropping through sky, through the glass of the roof, through... |
48.25 |
0.9688 |
0.1005 |
217 |
1 |
48.25 |
2011-05-06 |
| 25. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
48.02 |
1.0068 |
0.0613 |
358 |
1 |
48.02 |
2012-02-17 |
| 26. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
47.74 |
0.9429 |
0.1173 |
287 |
2 |
45.36 |
2011-05-07 |
| 27. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
47.64 |
1.0696 |
-0.0166 |
226 |
1 |
47.64 |
2011-11-01 |
| 28. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
47.29 |
1.0284 |
0.0633 |
282 |
1 |
47.29 |
2012-02-18 |
| 29. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
47.27 |
0.9226 |
0.1318 |
348 |
1 |
47.27 |
2012-02-17 |
| 30. |
Being comfortable in the car is critical. If you're not comf... |
46.96 |
0.9911 |
0.0464 |
212 |
1 |
46.96 |
2012-02-17 |
| 31. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
46.82 |
0.8900 |
0.1495 |
164 |
1 |
46.82 |
2011-11-01 |
| 32. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
46.51 |
0.9820 |
0.0521 |
267 |
1 |
46.51 |
2011-05-06 |
| 33. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
46.42 |
1.0679 |
-0.0189 |
177 |
1 |
46.42 |
2011-05-06 |
| 34. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
46.38 |
1.0385 |
-0.0122 |
230 |
1 |
46.38 |
2012-02-18 |
| 35. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
46.13 |
0.9795 |
0.0434 |
308 |
1 |
46.13 |
2011-11-02 |
| 36. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
46.00 |
0.8951 |
0.1270 |
193 |
1 |
46.00 |
2011-05-07 |
| 37. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
45.96 |
0.9614 |
0.0604 |
292 |
2 |
41.50 |
2011-11-01 |
| 38. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
45.80 |
1.0165 |
0.0025 |
392 |
1 |
45.80 |
2012-02-17 |
| 39. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
45.78 |
0.9636 |
0.0507 |
254 |
1 |
45.78 |
2011-05-06 |
| 40. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
45.73 |
0.9430 |
0.0633 |
211 |
1 |
45.73 |
2011-05-07 |
| 41. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
45.33 |
0.9084 |
0.0979 |
300 |
2 |
42.30 |
2012-02-17 |
| 42. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
44.81 |
0.9722 |
0.0226 |
283 |
1 |
44.81 |
2011-11-01 |
| 43. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
44.65 |
0.9348 |
0.0623 |
229 |
1 |
44.65 |
2012-02-18 |
| 44. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
44.41 |
0.9673 |
0.0557 |
232 |
2 |
42.14 |
2011-11-01 |
| 45. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
44.20 |
0.9485 |
0.0323 |
236 |
1 |
44.20 |
2011-05-06 |
| 46. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
44.08 |
0.8367 |
0.1494 |
294 |
1 |
44.08 |
2012-02-18 |
| 47. |
You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righte... |
43.89 |
0.9207 |
0.0540 |
174 |
1 |
43.89 |
2012-02-17 |
| 48. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
43.85 |
1.0214 |
-0.0554 |
166 |
1 |
43.85 |
2011-05-06 |
| 49. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
42.86 |
0.9635 |
-0.0086 |
389 |
1 |
42.86 |
2011-11-01 |
| 50. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
42.34 |
0.9844 |
-0.0419 |
293 |
2 |
38.82 |
2011-11-01 |
| 51. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
42.00 |
0.9798 |
-0.0557 |
199 |
1 |
42.00 |
2011-11-02 |
| 52. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
41.86 |
0.9597 |
-0.0291 |
347 |
1 |
41.86 |
2011-05-06 |
| 53. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
41.49 |
0.8810 |
0.0379 |
282 |
1 |
41.49 |
2012-02-17 |
| 54. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
41.32 |
0.9019 |
0.0183 |
204 |
1 |
41.32 |
2011-05-07 |
| 55. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
41.08 |
1.0462 |
-0.1428 |
184 |
1 |
41.08 |
2011-05-06 |
| 56. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
40.83 |
0.9907 |
-0.0886 |
211 |
1 |
40.83 |
2011-05-06 |
| 57. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
40.70 |
0.9342 |
-0.0298 |
434 |
1 |
40.70 |
2011-11-01 |
| 58. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
40.59 |
1.0083 |
-0.0657 |
273 |
1 |
40.59 |
2011-05-06 |
| 59. |
For all its apparent strength, the Aztec Empire had vulnerab... |
40.03 |
0.7988 |
0.0952 |
219 |
1 |
40.03 |
2011-05-07 |
| 60. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
39.93 |
0.9754 |
-0.0861 |
362 |
1 |
39.93 |
2011-05-06 |
| 61. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
39.72 |
0.9289 |
-0.0526 |
204 |
1 |
39.72 |
2011-11-02 |
| 62. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
39.62 |
0.9612 |
-0.0845 |
256 |
1 |
39.62 |
2011-05-06 |
| 63. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
39.08 |
0.9731 |
-0.1214 |
129 |
1 |
39.08 |
2012-02-17 |
| 64. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
38.97 |
0.9691 |
-0.1079 |
223 |
1 |
38.97 |
2011-05-06 |
| 65. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
38.66 |
0.8709 |
-0.0080 |
202 |
1 |
38.66 |
2012-02-17 |
| 66. |
While it may hold true that the final few seconds of a bike ... |
38.29 |
0.8341 |
0.0205 |
224 |
1 |
38.29 |
2011-05-07 |
| 67. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
38.19 |
0.8553 |
-0.0160 |
174 |
1 |
38.19 |
2011-05-07 |
| 68. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
38.18 |
0.8841 |
-0.0330 |
194 |
1 |
38.18 |
2011-11-01 |
| 69. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
37.31 |
1.0090 |
-0.1409 |
282 |
1 |
37.31 |
2012-02-18 |
| 70. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
37.06 |
1.0232 |
-0.1687 |
236 |
1 |
37.06 |
2011-05-06 |
| 71. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
36.72 |
1.0483 |
-0.2403 |
227 |
1 |
36.72 |
2011-05-06 |
| 72. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
35.62 |
0.9871 |
-0.1780 |
227 |
1 |
35.62 |
2011-05-06 |
| 73. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
34.78 |
0.9286 |
-0.1620 |
194 |
1 |
34.78 |
2011-05-06 |
| 74. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
33.95 |
0.8919 |
-0.1442 |
205 |
1 |
33.95 |
2011-05-07 |
| 75. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
33.41 |
1.1014 |
-0.3268 |
273 |
1 |
33.41 |
2011-05-06 |
| 76. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
31.81 |
0.9529 |
-0.2114 |
269 |
1 |
31.81 |
2011-05-07 |
| 77. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
30.63 |
0.8770 |
-0.1993 |
300 |
1 |
30.63 |
2011-11-01 |
| 78. |
Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
30.14 |
0.9216 |
-0.2188 |
255 |
1 |
30.14 |
2011-05-06 |