| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
In a hamlet of ten households, there are bound to be those w... |
86.42 |
1.1182 |
0.6212 |
204 |
1 |
86.42 |
2024-10-20 |
| 2. |
I still want to smack him. Or remind him that the last trans... |
79.58 |
1.0274 |
0.5583 |
202 |
1 |
79.58 |
2023-01-12 |
| 3. |
If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the k... |
78.56 |
1.0758 |
0.4904 |
216 |
1 |
78.56 |
2023-01-12 |
| 4. |
No matter how much you try to understand other people's hear... |
75.99 |
1.1252 |
0.3871 |
219 |
1 |
75.99 |
2024-10-20 |
| 5. |
Heaven did not seem to be my home; and I broke my heart with... |
73.49 |
1.0457 |
0.4194 |
235 |
1 |
73.49 |
2023-01-12 |
| 6. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
72.65 |
1.0349 |
0.4122 |
234 |
1 |
72.65 |
2023-01-12 |
| 7. |
How lovely would it feel to sing like that, to change the ai... |
69.87 |
1.0504 |
0.3383 |
199 |
1 |
69.87 |
2023-01-12 |
| 8. |
It's sad to say that kids unaccepted by their peers really n... |
69.55 |
1.0870 |
0.2989 |
126 |
1 |
69.55 |
2023-01-12 |
| 9. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
69.52 |
1.0270 |
0.3722 |
255 |
2 |
67.63 |
2023-01-12 |
| 10. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
69.15 |
1.0288 |
0.3611 |
300 |
1 |
69.15 |
2024-10-20 |
| 11. |
Whatever principle of intelligence we attain unto in this li... |
68.36 |
1.0668 |
0.2950 |
279 |
1 |
68.36 |
2023-01-12 |
| 12. |
I get to thinking of all the things you said. You gave a pro... |
67.85 |
1.0486 |
0.3000 |
140 |
1 |
67.85 |
2021-01-14 |
| 13. |
Do not worry because you have no official position. Worry ab... |
67.81 |
0.9686 |
0.3794 |
175 |
1 |
67.81 |
2021-06-17 |
| 14. |
But what many people who have never formed a corporation don... |
67.74 |
1.0795 |
0.2844 |
323 |
1 |
67.74 |
2024-10-20 |
| 15. |
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and figh... |
67.67 |
1.0733 |
0.2760 |
218 |
1 |
67.67 |
2023-01-12 |
| 16. |
The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terr... |
67.64 |
1.0352 |
0.3091 |
143 |
2 |
54.45 |
2021-06-16 |
| 17. |
The point is you've got to get to know each other better if ... |
67.45 |
1.0746 |
0.2692 |
343 |
1 |
67.45 |
2023-01-12 |
| 18. |
He's been known to obsess over typos in e-mails to the point... |
66.68 |
1.0435 |
0.2860 |
340 |
1 |
66.68 |
2023-01-12 |
| 19. |
I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to start ... |
66.07 |
1.0638 |
0.2526 |
340 |
1 |
66.07 |
2023-01-12 |
| 20. |
When has anyone ever told me I had the right to stop it all ... |
65.25 |
1.0947 |
0.2056 |
122 |
1 |
65.25 |
2023-01-12 |
| 21. |
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see... |
65.12 |
1.0537 |
0.2413 |
155 |
1 |
65.12 |
2021-07-18 |
| 22. |
The wonders of life and the universe are mere reflections of... |
64.82 |
0.9814 |
0.3107 |
155 |
2 |
55.31 |
2023-01-12 |
| 23. |
The Sky People have sent us a message that they can take wha... |
64.25 |
1.0195 |
0.2610 |
257 |
1 |
64.25 |
2023-01-12 |
| 24. |
There was never any more inception than there is now, nor an... |
63.90 |
1.1551 |
0.1182 |
202 |
1 |
63.90 |
2021-06-16 |
| 25. |
I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that yo... |
63.44 |
1.0536 |
0.2110 |
331 |
1 |
63.44 |
2023-01-12 |
| 26. |
We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find. He'll h... |
62.90 |
1.0411 |
0.2126 |
245 |
1 |
62.90 |
2023-01-12 |
| 27. |
The wind was bitterly cold. The snow swirled, blurring his v... |
62.79 |
1.0005 |
0.2518 |
298 |
1 |
62.79 |
2023-02-25 |
| 28. |
The passage of time in prisons is not in a cell of brick and... |
62.09 |
1.0524 |
0.1847 |
355 |
1 |
62.09 |
2023-01-12 |
| 29. |
As you know the concept of the suction pump is centuries old... |
61.84 |
1.0325 |
0.1996 |
413 |
1 |
61.84 |
2023-01-12 |
| 30. |
I wanna be inside your heaven. Take me to the place you cry ... |
61.67 |
1.0467 |
0.1817 |
216 |
1 |
61.67 |
2023-01-12 |
| 31. |
The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I ... |
61.53 |
1.0376 |
0.1883 |
230 |
1 |
61.53 |
2023-01-12 |
| 32. |
I can just hear them now. "How could you let us down?" But t... |
60.71 |
1.0198 |
0.1895 |
344 |
1 |
60.71 |
2023-01-12 |
| 33. |
She, who always seems so happy in a crowd, whose eyes can be... |
59.52 |
1.0413 |
0.1445 |
254 |
2 |
52.46 |
2021-01-14 |
| 34. |
Try to understand men, if you understand each other you will... |
59.50 |
1.0852 |
0.0961 |
155 |
1 |
59.50 |
2023-01-12 |
| 35. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
59.35 |
1.0352 |
0.1467 |
341 |
1 |
59.35 |
2020-05-06 |
| 36. |
You know, this necklace makes me think of this totally rando... |
59.34 |
1.0868 |
0.0953 |
255 |
1 |
59.34 |
2021-06-17 |
| 37. |
What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods... |
59.18 |
1.0927 |
0.0869 |
198 |
1 |
59.18 |
2020-03-28 |
| 38. |
I've got a cupboard with cans of food, filtered water, and p... |
59.11 |
0.9724 |
0.1994 |
122 |
1 |
59.11 |
2021-06-16 |
| 39. |
Love is corny, when you get right down to it. It has two lef... |
58.81 |
0.9991 |
0.1730 |
213 |
1 |
58.81 |
2023-01-12 |
| 40. |
Because most of the 150,000 tons of gold ever mined is still... |
58.09 |
0.9303 |
0.2264 |
176 |
1 |
58.09 |
2023-02-25 |
| 41. |
A water snake glided smoothly up the pool, twisting its peri... |
57.96 |
1.0164 |
0.1388 |
335 |
1 |
57.96 |
2021-06-18 |
| 42. |
I can hear those echoes in the wind at night calling me back... |
57.80 |
1.0419 |
0.1059 |
133 |
2 |
53.82 |
2021-01-14 |
| 43. |
When the shoes first fell from the sky, he remembered thinki... |
57.78 |
1.0181 |
0.1334 |
170 |
1 |
57.78 |
2020-03-27 |
| 44. |
The rain fell slow, down on all the roofs of uncertainty. I ... |
57.44 |
1.0467 |
0.0973 |
204 |
1 |
57.44 |
2021-01-14 |
| 45. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
57.39 |
1.0038 |
0.1501 |
237 |
1 |
57.39 |
2021-01-14 |
| 46. |
No matter where you stand on the long path, right now, try v... |
57.29 |
1.1481 |
-0.0067 |
110 |
1 |
57.29 |
2021-03-22 |
| 47. |
But in a solitary life, there are rare moments when another ... |
56.92 |
1.0142 |
0.1155 |
154 |
1 |
56.92 |
2021-06-17 |
| 48. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
56.85 |
1.0917 |
0.0511 |
243 |
1 |
56.85 |
2023-02-25 |
| 49. |
The gods may throw a dice, their minds as cold as ice. And s... |
56.47 |
1.0553 |
0.0696 |
199 |
1 |
56.47 |
2023-01-12 |
| 50. |
Benjamin was the oldest animal on the farm, and the worst te... |
56.45 |
1.0216 |
0.1021 |
283 |
1 |
56.45 |
2021-06-18 |
| 51. |
The day is made up of 24 hours and an infinite number of mom... |
56.28 |
1.0529 |
0.0691 |
200 |
1 |
56.28 |
2020-05-03 |
| 52. |
I don't know what it is about you, but I feel like myself wh... |
56.27 |
1.0539 |
0.0660 |
186 |
1 |
56.27 |
2021-03-22 |
| 53. |
Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth ... |
55.73 |
1.0811 |
0.0284 |
263 |
1 |
55.73 |
2021-06-16 |
| 54. |
I'm going to kill a stranger, so don't you be a stranger. |
55.61 |
0.9038 |
0.2048 |
57 |
1 |
55.61 |
2020-03-27 |
| 55. |
You know, Doc, when something happens, it can leave a trace ... |
55.42 |
1.0835 |
0.0206 |
491 |
1 |
55.42 |
2021-03-22 |
| 56. |
An important distinction is that rich people buy luxuries la... |
55.25 |
1.0184 |
0.0958 |
330 |
1 |
55.25 |
2024-10-20 |
| 57. |
When someone sues a wealthy individual, they are often met w... |
55.04 |
1.0089 |
0.0838 |
194 |
1 |
55.04 |
2021-06-17 |
| 58. |
Don't look so disappointed, dear one. Just try them on. Toda... |
54.84 |
1.0288 |
0.0645 |
497 |
1 |
54.84 |
2021-06-17 |
| 59. |
No, that is what I'm trying to tell you. He is still a child... |
54.80 |
1.0493 |
0.0425 |
306 |
1 |
54.80 |
2021-03-22 |
| 60. |
You remind me that I am a mere mortal and you are a prince o... |
54.76 |
1.0571 |
0.0299 |
146 |
1 |
54.76 |
2020-04-23 |
| 61. |
You know, Michael; now that you're so respectable, I think y... |
54.49 |
0.9978 |
0.0879 |
150 |
1 |
54.49 |
2021-03-22 |
| 62. |
There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is... |
54.42 |
1.0329 |
0.0503 |
293 |
1 |
54.42 |
2021-01-14 |
| 63. |
I'll take her laughter and her tears and make them all my so... |
53.96 |
0.9397 |
0.1367 |
134 |
1 |
53.96 |
2020-04-23 |
| 64. |
Last night I dreamed of chickens, there were chickens everyw... |
53.80 |
0.9906 |
0.0817 |
516 |
1 |
53.80 |
2021-07-18 |
| 65. |
Power isn't control at all - power is strength, and giving t... |
53.66 |
1.0286 |
0.0404 |
263 |
1 |
53.66 |
2021-07-18 |
| 66. |
I'd discovered, after a lot of extreme apprehension about wh... |
53.43 |
1.0711 |
0.0060 |
344 |
1 |
53.43 |
2021-06-16 |
| 67. |
The thing about a story is that you dream it as you tell it,... |
53.13 |
1.1381 |
-0.0800 |
237 |
1 |
53.13 |
2021-06-16 |
| 68. |
Perhaps I will die too, she told herself, and the thought di... |
52.95 |
1.0639 |
-0.0081 |
480 |
1 |
52.95 |
2021-06-16 |
| 69. |
I was standing all alone in the world outside. You were sear... |
52.92 |
1.0406 |
0.0139 |
188 |
1 |
52.92 |
2020-04-23 |
| 70. |
Here's what I think happened: the old man heard the fight be... |
52.86 |
1.0336 |
0.0200 |
353 |
1 |
52.86 |
2020-04-23 |
| 71. |
Round the world we'll go, does anybody know, love? If we're ... |
52.70 |
1.0265 |
0.0192 |
154 |
1 |
52.70 |
2021-03-22 |
| 72. |
I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I... |
52.55 |
0.9416 |
0.1059 |
177 |
1 |
52.55 |
2020-04-23 |
| 73. |
For most people, the ringing of a phone was a welcome sign. ... |
52.45 |
0.9773 |
0.0680 |
220 |
1 |
52.45 |
2021-06-16 |
| 74. |
They had their faces twisted toward their haunches and found... |
52.45 |
1.0305 |
0.0149 |
213 |
1 |
52.45 |
2020-04-23 |
| 75. |
A wise man will not leave the right to the mercy of chance, ... |
52.29 |
0.9745 |
0.0676 |
117 |
1 |
52.29 |
2020-03-30 |
| 76. |
This place is like somebody's memory of a town, and the memo... |
51.84 |
0.9429 |
0.0886 |
125 |
1 |
51.84 |
2020-05-06 |
| 77. |
As a child, I was aware that, at night, infrared vision woul... |
51.73 |
0.9621 |
0.0688 |
223 |
1 |
51.73 |
2021-06-17 |
| 78. |
There before me was a woman who had finally, after all this ... |
51.71 |
1.0623 |
-0.0315 |
246 |
1 |
51.71 |
2020-03-28 |
| 79. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
51.68 |
1.0346 |
0.0106 |
244 |
1 |
51.68 |
2020-03-27 |
| 80. |
Poverty is a peculiar, insidious thing: a cause whose effect... |
51.63 |
0.9820 |
0.0473 |
198 |
1 |
51.63 |
2020-03-28 |
| 81. |
The bully who oppressed your youth isn't at the table with u... |
51.44 |
1.0077 |
0.0156 |
86 |
1 |
51.44 |
2021-07-18 |
| 82. |
Since painting embraces within itself all the forms of natur... |
51.34 |
1.0519 |
-0.0326 |
148 |
1 |
51.34 |
2020-05-06 |
| 83. |
My doctor said we can't choose where we come from, but we ca... |
51.33 |
1.0348 |
-0.0158 |
183 |
1 |
51.33 |
2021-03-22 |
| 84. |
Sometimes we get sad about things and we don't like to tell ... |
51.28 |
1.0842 |
-0.0632 |
238 |
1 |
51.28 |
2020-03-28 |
| 85. |
Reason will not lead to solution. I will end up lost in conf... |
51.19 |
0.9862 |
0.0296 |
124 |
1 |
51.19 |
2020-03-27 |
| 86. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
51.19 |
0.9233 |
0.0958 |
168 |
1 |
51.19 |
2021-01-14 |
| 87. |
This was supposed to be a question. Not a poem, confession o... |
51.19 |
1.0612 |
-0.0416 |
163 |
1 |
51.19 |
2020-03-27 |
| 88. |
I deserve it all. Let the cold world do its worst; one thing... |
50.85 |
1.0168 |
-0.0036 |
328 |
1 |
50.85 |
2021-03-22 |
| 89. |
I could kill you. Snap my fingers, easiest thing in the worl... |
50.71 |
1.0346 |
-0.0284 |
154 |
1 |
50.71 |
2021-06-17 |
| 90. |
If our civilization goes the way of the dodo and the remnant... |
50.69 |
0.9688 |
0.0417 |
305 |
1 |
50.69 |
2021-01-14 |
| 91. |
Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in ... |
50.61 |
0.9821 |
0.0262 |
180 |
1 |
50.61 |
2020-04-23 |
| 92. |
All beauty comes from beautiful blood and a beautiful brain.... |
50.35 |
0.9819 |
0.0215 |
297 |
1 |
50.35 |
2021-06-16 |
| 93. |
Now, men, in conclusion, I would like to say that, in the tw... |
50.26 |
1.0509 |
-0.0493 |
311 |
1 |
50.26 |
2020-04-23 |
| 94. |
The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and... |
50.25 |
0.9644 |
0.0368 |
236 |
1 |
50.25 |
2020-05-06 |
| 95. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
49.94 |
1.0529 |
-0.0593 |
351 |
1 |
49.94 |
2021-01-14 |
| 96. |
The breath of the morning, I keep forgetting the smell of th... |
49.81 |
1.0382 |
-0.0463 |
353 |
1 |
49.81 |
2021-06-16 |
| 97. |
It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having... |
49.75 |
1.0981 |
-0.1074 |
247 |
1 |
49.75 |
2021-06-18 |
| 98. |
You're not a mech, but you're enough of a machine to need re... |
49.69 |
0.9694 |
0.0201 |
207 |
1 |
49.69 |
2020-03-27 |
| 99. |
It doesn't matter where you go or what you do, I want to spe... |
49.68 |
1.1125 |
-0.1239 |
186 |
1 |
49.68 |
2020-03-27 |
| 100. |
On the day that you were born the angels got together and de... |
49.64 |
1.0582 |
-0.0691 |
179 |
1 |
49.64 |
2021-07-18 |
| 101. |
All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to t... |
49.61 |
1.0645 |
-0.0775 |
136 |
1 |
49.61 |
2021-06-16 |
| 102. |
Nothing makes time pass or shortens the way like a thought t... |
49.47 |
1.0703 |
-0.0850 |
278 |
1 |
49.47 |
2021-06-16 |
| 103. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
49.40 |
1.0679 |
-0.0735 |
177 |
1 |
49.40 |
2020-03-30 |
| 104. |
There are moments that define a person's whole life. Moments... |
49.39 |
1.0167 |
-0.0331 |
409 |
1 |
49.39 |
2021-06-17 |
| 105. |
When we're young, we're taught the distinction between a her... |
49.17 |
1.0141 |
-0.0355 |
188 |
1 |
49.17 |
2021-06-17 |
| 106. |
I'd have wasted a lot of time and trouble before I learned t... |
49.16 |
1.0479 |
-0.0713 |
181 |
1 |
49.16 |
2020-05-06 |
| 107. |
Sometimes terrible things happen, but there's nothing more t... |
49.08 |
1.0135 |
-0.0386 |
106 |
1 |
49.08 |
2021-06-17 |
| 108. |
What you say about his company is what you say about society... |
49.07 |
0.9047 |
0.0740 |
129 |
1 |
49.07 |
2020-05-06 |
| 109. |
Achieving top performance in a programming contest or any ot... |
49.07 |
0.9914 |
-0.0135 |
258 |
1 |
49.07 |
2021-06-16 |
| 110. |
Here in town there's only she who is beautiful as me, so I'm... |
49.02 |
0.8776 |
0.0987 |
97 |
1 |
49.02 |
2020-05-06 |
| 111. |
If anybody asks you if you in this game, you tell 'em you in... |
48.96 |
1.0163 |
-0.0427 |
249 |
1 |
48.96 |
2021-06-16 |
| 112. |
I hadn't realized that music could unlock things in you, cou... |
48.92 |
1.0179 |
-0.0433 |
222 |
1 |
48.92 |
2020-04-23 |
| 113. |
All falsehood is a mask; and however well made the mask may ... |
48.86 |
0.9868 |
-0.0170 |
150 |
1 |
48.86 |
2021-06-16 |
| 114. |
Why is it that when you awake to the world of realities you ... |
48.82 |
1.0288 |
-0.0612 |
191 |
1 |
48.82 |
2021-06-16 |
| 115. |
All life's battles teach us something, even those we lose. W... |
48.80 |
1.0087 |
-0.0363 |
291 |
1 |
48.80 |
2021-06-17 |
| 116. |
When another blames you or hates you, or people voice simila... |
48.78 |
1.0418 |
-0.0706 |
268 |
1 |
48.78 |
2021-03-22 |
| 117. |
The doctor said I had tomato loss... all right. Dr. Amnesia ... |
48.63 |
0.9399 |
0.0272 |
207 |
1 |
48.63 |
2021-06-16 |
| 118. |
Power is a lot like real estate. It's all about location, lo... |
48.63 |
1.0007 |
-0.0359 |
143 |
1 |
48.63 |
2020-04-23 |
| 119. |
He had set his features into the expression of quiet optimis... |
48.55 |
0.8840 |
0.0839 |
120 |
1 |
48.55 |
2020-03-27 |
| 120. |
Now, normally, she sells seashells by the seashore, but toda... |
48.51 |
0.9967 |
-0.0308 |
261 |
1 |
48.51 |
2021-06-17 |
| 121. |
Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one ... |
48.30 |
0.9409 |
0.0186 |
88 |
1 |
48.30 |
2020-05-06 |
| 122. |
One more turn and I'll settle the score. A rubber fire screa... |
48.21 |
1.0700 |
-0.1106 |
156 |
1 |
48.21 |
2021-01-14 |
| 123. |
No Big Brother is required to deprive people of their autono... |
48.18 |
0.9430 |
0.0169 |
205 |
1 |
48.18 |
2020-04-23 |
| 124. |
And when he came to, he was flat on his back on the beach in... |
47.96 |
1.0863 |
-0.1345 |
142 |
2 |
44.23 |
2021-06-16 |
| 125. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
47.95 |
1.0068 |
-0.0524 |
358 |
1 |
47.95 |
2020-03-28 |
| 126. |
It is now time to make it unclear. To write off lines that d... |
47.87 |
1.0684 |
-0.1156 |
290 |
1 |
47.87 |
2020-04-23 |
| 127. |
Something in the wind has learned my name and it's telling m... |
47.85 |
1.1377 |
-0.1855 |
192 |
1 |
47.85 |
2021-06-16 |
| 128. |
I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one... |
47.63 |
0.9376 |
0.0112 |
186 |
1 |
47.63 |
2020-03-28 |
| 129. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
47.55 |
1.0669 |
-0.1076 |
213 |
1 |
47.55 |
2021-06-17 |
| 130. |
This little droid. I think he's searching for his former mas... |
47.52 |
0.9236 |
0.0230 |
232 |
1 |
47.52 |
2020-03-27 |
| 131. |
There are but two types of men who desire war: those who hav... |
47.38 |
1.0679 |
-0.1234 |
256 |
1 |
47.38 |
2020-03-27 |
| 132. |
Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day? Don... |
47.38 |
1.0840 |
-0.1406 |
227 |
1 |
47.38 |
2021-06-16 |
| 133. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
47.29 |
0.9866 |
-0.0454 |
218 |
1 |
47.29 |
2021-06-17 |
| 134. |
Only the silent, sleepy, staring houses in the backwoods can... |
47.24 |
1.0481 |
-0.1070 |
309 |
1 |
47.24 |
2021-06-17 |
| 135. |
This town is very peaceful. Yes, and that is why there are s... |
47.22 |
1.0197 |
-0.0797 |
306 |
1 |
47.22 |
2021-06-17 |
| 136. |
Every temptation is an opportunity to do good. On the path t... |
47.21 |
1.0040 |
-0.0626 |
298 |
1 |
47.21 |
2020-03-27 |
| 137. |
Frodo and Sam stood as if enchanted. The wind puffed out. Th... |
47.15 |
1.0211 |
-0.0824 |
307 |
2 |
44.18 |
2021-06-17 |
| 138. |
That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want t... |
47.15 |
1.0022 |
-0.0637 |
177 |
1 |
47.15 |
2021-06-16 |
| 139. |
You're just a whiny little basket case who's milking this de... |
46.98 |
1.0141 |
-0.0787 |
276 |
1 |
46.98 |
2020-05-06 |
| 140. |
At that time, I often thought that if I had had to live in t... |
46.90 |
1.0944 |
-0.1601 |
193 |
1 |
46.90 |
2021-06-16 |
| 141. |
You're the one that told me I could swing by any evening, an... |
46.65 |
1.0398 |
-0.1113 |
203 |
2 |
44.57 |
2021-06-17 |
| 142. |
In the case of college students, 80 to 90 percent of respond... |
46.46 |
0.9319 |
-0.0089 |
148 |
1 |
46.46 |
2021-06-17 |
| 143. |
Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched ... |
46.45 |
1.0176 |
-0.0921 |
180 |
1 |
46.45 |
2020-04-23 |
| 144. |
I never should have told you, I never should have let you se... |
46.39 |
1.0925 |
-0.1698 |
128 |
2 |
37.32 |
2021-06-16 |
| 145. |
Every time you practice a technique incorrectly, you're incr... |
46.25 |
0.8826 |
0.0382 |
241 |
1 |
46.25 |
2021-01-14 |
| 146. |
I don't know, you're made of metal, but you have feelings...... |
46.21 |
1.0904 |
-0.1715 |
204 |
1 |
46.21 |
2020-03-28 |
| 147. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
46.02 |
1.0385 |
-0.1233 |
230 |
1 |
46.02 |
2021-06-16 |
| 148. |
James was due at the basic training compound at 5 a.m. He se... |
45.82 |
0.9137 |
-0.0009 |
386 |
1 |
45.82 |
2020-03-29 |
| 149. |
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. T... |
45.77 |
1.0331 |
-0.1216 |
190 |
1 |
45.77 |
2020-04-23 |
| 150. |
Genes don't determine our brains (or our bodies), but they d... |
45.72 |
0.8924 |
0.0190 |
390 |
1 |
45.72 |
2020-05-17 |
| 151. |
There's something we need to find, something hidden here in ... |
45.71 |
1.0024 |
-0.0933 |
245 |
1 |
45.71 |
2020-03-27 |
| 152. |
I'll light the fire, you place the flowers in the vase that ... |
45.70 |
1.0615 |
-0.1543 |
197 |
1 |
45.70 |
2020-03-27 |
| 153. |
To sit among all those unknown things before a puzzle like t... |
45.53 |
1.0479 |
-0.1298 |
234 |
1 |
45.53 |
2021-06-17 |
| 154. |
Ladies and Gentlemen. I stand before you now because I never... |
45.48 |
0.9501 |
-0.0443 |
244 |
1 |
45.48 |
2020-03-28 |
| 155. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
45.42 |
1.0412 |
-0.1382 |
225 |
1 |
45.42 |
2020-03-27 |
| 156. |
If you miss the train I'm on, you will know that I am gone. ... |
45.34 |
0.9458 |
-0.0433 |
149 |
1 |
45.34 |
2020-03-27 |
| 157. |
If an exoplanet happens to transit its star, we can often de... |
45.30 |
0.9481 |
-0.0452 |
355 |
1 |
45.30 |
2020-05-06 |
| 158. |
It is easy to say that names should reveal intent. What we w... |
45.23 |
1.1231 |
-0.2232 |
251 |
1 |
45.23 |
2021-06-16 |
| 159. |
I was even convinced that during those moments her face chan... |
45.19 |
1.0509 |
-0.1506 |
366 |
1 |
45.19 |
2020-04-23 |
| 160. |
There's no pretty way to put this. I grew up in the suburbs.... |
45.19 |
1.0260 |
-0.1257 |
324 |
1 |
45.19 |
2021-06-16 |
| 161. |
But no artist, I now realize, can be satisfied with art alon... |
45.17 |
0.8674 |
0.0332 |
132 |
1 |
45.17 |
2020-03-27 |
| 162. |
There's something waiting in the stratosphere, and it's wait... |
45.10 |
0.9439 |
-0.0484 |
101 |
1 |
45.10 |
2020-05-06 |
| 163. |
She hangs her head and cries on my shirt. She must be hurt v... |
45.07 |
1.0111 |
-0.1138 |
226 |
1 |
45.07 |
2021-01-14 |
| 164. |
Harry, I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a ... |
45.06 |
0.9637 |
-0.0657 |
123 |
1 |
45.06 |
2020-05-10 |
| 165. |
This gentleman has been standing alone against us. Now, he d... |
45.03 |
0.9491 |
-0.0520 |
351 |
1 |
45.03 |
2020-04-23 |
| 166. |
I called Betsy again at her office and she said maybe we'd g... |
45.01 |
1.0338 |
-0.1374 |
201 |
1 |
45.01 |
2021-06-17 |
| 167. |
Stars, in your multitudes - scarce to be counted, filling th... |
44.98 |
1.0345 |
-0.1389 |
295 |
1 |
44.98 |
2021-06-17 |
| 168. |
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper ke... |
44.91 |
0.9421 |
-0.0471 |
363 |
1 |
44.91 |
2020-05-03 |
| 169. |
She couldn't understand a vocation. Some people can't; at be... |
44.80 |
0.9451 |
-0.0529 |
138 |
1 |
44.80 |
2021-06-17 |
| 170. |
The voice of anatomy, like the voice of all nature, never re... |
44.72 |
1.0609 |
-0.1706 |
257 |
1 |
44.72 |
2020-03-30 |
| 171. |
I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to ... |
44.65 |
0.9838 |
-0.0937 |
348 |
1 |
44.65 |
2021-06-16 |
| 172. |
Our evaluations of reflection and transmission at material i... |
44.54 |
1.0295 |
-0.1417 |
407 |
1 |
44.54 |
2020-03-29 |
| 173. |
Her eyes, like windows, trickle in rain upon the pain gettin... |
44.34 |
1.0446 |
-0.1614 |
217 |
1 |
44.34 |
2021-06-16 |
| 174. |
You may tell a tale that takes up residence in someone's sou... |
44.23 |
1.0633 |
-0.1825 |
245 |
1 |
44.23 |
2021-06-17 |
| 175. |
Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a... |
44.17 |
0.9025 |
-0.0226 |
214 |
1 |
44.17 |
2020-05-17 |
| 176. |
Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they... |
44.14 |
0.9701 |
-0.0913 |
283 |
1 |
44.14 |
2020-05-06 |
| 177. |
Now wait a minute. Just a minute. There's only one thing you... |
44.07 |
1.0548 |
-0.1774 |
253 |
1 |
44.07 |
2021-06-17 |
| 178. |
The two kinds of messages that an object-communication diagr... |
43.96 |
0.8907 |
-0.0151 |
237 |
1 |
43.96 |
2020-03-27 |
| 179. |
If everyone keeps asking you the same questions, maybe you h... |
43.90 |
0.9969 |
-0.1261 |
111 |
1 |
43.90 |
2021-06-18 |
| 180. |
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by fo... |
43.90 |
0.8093 |
0.0655 |
179 |
1 |
43.90 |
2020-03-27 |
| 181. |
If you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt, and watch all ... |
43.88 |
1.0483 |
-0.1745 |
158 |
1 |
43.88 |
2021-06-17 |
| 182. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
43.79 |
0.8731 |
-0.0010 |
199 |
1 |
43.79 |
2020-05-06 |
| 183. |
He ain't in the box because of the joke played on him. He ba... |
43.77 |
0.9681 |
-0.0968 |
275 |
1 |
43.77 |
2020-03-30 |
| 184. |
In this world, evil can arise from the best intentions. And ... |
43.77 |
1.0274 |
-0.1586 |
110 |
1 |
43.77 |
2020-03-27 |
| 185. |
You must love your work, and not be always looking over the ... |
43.75 |
1.1173 |
-0.2461 |
227 |
1 |
43.75 |
2020-05-06 |
| 186. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
43.59 |
0.9697 |
-0.1025 |
249 |
1 |
43.59 |
2020-03-27 |
| 187. |
If you want to hang on my shoulder, I'm standing here. If yo... |
43.39 |
1.0334 |
-0.1699 |
247 |
1 |
43.39 |
2021-06-16 |
| 188. |
Stalin was a typical product of his time. As he did before t... |
43.34 |
0.9081 |
-0.0452 |
320 |
1 |
43.34 |
2020-03-27 |
| 189. |
And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. ... |
43.15 |
0.9730 |
-0.1136 |
342 |
1 |
43.15 |
2020-04-23 |
| 190. |
The rules of the Hunger Games are simple. In punishment for ... |
43.13 |
0.9478 |
-0.0881 |
413 |
1 |
43.13 |
2020-03-27 |
| 191. |
Tim and the Princess lounge in the castle garden, laughing t... |
42.98 |
1.0152 |
-0.1585 |
192 |
1 |
42.98 |
2021-06-16 |
| 192. |
Okay, listen to me, Judy. I don't mind that you're working w... |
42.93 |
1.0281 |
-0.1731 |
241 |
1 |
42.93 |
2020-03-27 |
| 193. |
For example, by owning your own corporation, your vacations ... |
42.86 |
0.9725 |
-0.1055 |
279 |
1 |
42.86 |
2020-03-27 |
| 194. |
Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill... |
42.84 |
0.8943 |
-0.0406 |
145 |
1 |
42.84 |
2020-03-27 |
| 195. |
As long as we don't have magic, they will never treat us wit... |
42.74 |
1.0315 |
-0.1851 |
155 |
1 |
42.74 |
2020-04-23 |
| 196. |
One just can't imagine what prison is like from outside. You... |
42.53 |
1.0336 |
-0.1866 |
271 |
1 |
42.53 |
2021-06-16 |
| 197. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
42.52 |
0.9884 |
-0.1424 |
233 |
1 |
42.52 |
2020-05-06 |
| 198. |
This is our world now. The world of the electron and the swi... |
42.52 |
0.9387 |
-0.0924 |
402 |
1 |
42.52 |
2020-03-29 |
| 199. |
I have already told you, I have no further stocks of Veritas... |
42.42 |
0.9401 |
-0.0951 |
303 |
1 |
42.42 |
2020-03-28 |
| 200. |
Live, then, and be happy, beloved children of my heart, and ... |
42.36 |
1.0069 |
-0.1646 |
213 |
1 |
42.36 |
2021-06-16 |
| 201. |
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath, scared to rock ... |
42.28 |
1.0010 |
-0.1589 |
248 |
1 |
42.28 |
2021-06-17 |
| 202. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
42.16 |
0.9279 |
-0.0891 |
317 |
1 |
42.16 |
2020-04-23 |
| 203. |
Yes, Steve, I can tell you those things because when I said ... |
42.00 |
1.0196 |
-0.1836 |
200 |
1 |
42.00 |
2020-05-10 |
| 204. |
A powerful monster, living down in the darkness, growled in ... |
41.86 |
1.0033 |
-0.1696 |
222 |
1 |
41.86 |
2021-06-16 |
| 205. |
A man is dead. And my client, John Healy, took his life. Thi... |
41.58 |
0.9262 |
-0.0986 |
369 |
1 |
41.58 |
2020-03-28 |
| 206. |
Remember: I am a cartoonist. If you follow my advice on safe... |
41.57 |
0.8413 |
-0.0125 |
134 |
1 |
41.57 |
2020-03-27 |
| 207. |
I wish we'll end up this crazy way before we burn our steam.... |
41.57 |
1.0418 |
-0.2137 |
185 |
1 |
41.57 |
2021-06-17 |
| 208. |
It was a wicked, whimpering, winter plagued night. When my t... |
41.21 |
0.9242 |
-0.1038 |
199 |
1 |
41.21 |
2020-03-27 |
| 209. |
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vo... |
40.87 |
0.8338 |
-0.0200 |
104 |
1 |
40.87 |
2020-03-27 |
| 210. |
It's called cellular because your car phone is tied into dif... |
40.71 |
1.0000 |
-0.1927 |
183 |
1 |
40.71 |
2020-05-06 |
| 211. |
He was one of the numerous and varied legion of dullards, of... |
40.38 |
0.9477 |
-0.1425 |
253 |
1 |
40.38 |
2021-06-17 |
| 212. |
Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Is... |
40.29 |
0.8640 |
-0.0616 |
345 |
1 |
40.29 |
2020-03-29 |
| 213. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
40.22 |
1.0483 |
-0.2488 |
227 |
1 |
40.22 |
2021-06-16 |
| 214. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
40.13 |
0.8975 |
-0.0986 |
268 |
1 |
40.13 |
2020-05-06 |
| 215. |
Nobody said it was easy. It's such a shame for us to part. N... |
39.87 |
0.9612 |
-0.1670 |
154 |
1 |
39.87 |
2020-05-06 |
| 216. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
39.78 |
0.9785 |
-0.1870 |
335 |
1 |
39.78 |
2020-05-17 |
| 217. |
You know, I don't really know what to expect. Sometimes you ... |
39.73 |
0.9310 |
-0.1402 |
249 |
1 |
39.73 |
2020-03-27 |
| 218. |
The work force is disgusted, downs tools, and walks. Innocen... |
39.72 |
0.8222 |
-0.0308 |
388 |
1 |
39.72 |
2020-04-23 |
| 219. |
It's been a long day without you, my friend, and I'll tell y... |
39.57 |
1.0470 |
-0.2596 |
140 |
1 |
39.57 |
2021-06-17 |
| 220. |
I've been down, now I'm blessed. I felt a revelation coming ... |
39.46 |
0.9633 |
-0.1780 |
232 |
1 |
39.46 |
2020-04-23 |
| 221. |
I think you're a lonely person. I see all these phones and a... |
39.07 |
0.9857 |
-0.2110 |
105 |
1 |
39.07 |
2021-06-17 |
| 222. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
39.07 |
0.9430 |
-0.1661 |
211 |
1 |
39.07 |
2020-03-28 |
| 223. |
This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes "ding!" when there'... |
38.47 |
0.8736 |
-0.1077 |
219 |
1 |
38.47 |
2020-05-17 |
| 224. |
Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's ... |
38.38 |
0.8633 |
-0.0995 |
145 |
1 |
38.38 |
2020-03-30 |
| 225. |
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do? Got a bully on our t... |
38.28 |
0.8221 |
-0.0598 |
237 |
1 |
38.28 |
2020-04-23 |
| 226. |
I can't see the rationality. The world's not my responsibili... |
38.04 |
0.9029 |
-0.1457 |
218 |
1 |
38.04 |
2020-05-06 |
| 227. |
I can hear its whispers coming from below! Down, deep down i... |
37.75 |
0.9124 |
-0.1606 |
194 |
1 |
37.75 |
2020-03-27 |
| 228. |
I was having this awful nightmare that I was 32. And then I ... |
37.25 |
0.9764 |
-0.2352 |
137 |
1 |
37.25 |
2021-06-16 |
| 229. |
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead, and the W... |
37.11 |
0.9103 |
-0.1717 |
199 |
1 |
37.11 |
2020-05-06 |
| 230. |
We're all old enough to know better than to toy with the hea... |
36.77 |
0.9431 |
-0.2122 |
76 |
1 |
36.77 |
2020-05-17 |
| 231. |
Social scientists sometimes talk about the concept of "ident... |
35.87 |
1.0663 |
-0.3522 |
222 |
1 |
35.87 |
2020-03-27 |
| 232. |
I'm here, just like I said. Though it's breaking every rule ... |
34.97 |
1.0096 |
-0.3157 |
300 |
1 |
34.97 |
2021-06-16 |
| 233. |
Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, you... |
34.72 |
0.8875 |
-0.1964 |
155 |
1 |
34.72 |
2020-05-10 |
| 234. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
31.83 |
0.8467 |
-0.2055 |
343 |
1 |
31.83 |
2020-04-23 |