| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
She was feeling the pressure of the world outside and she wa... |
102.01 |
1.1519 |
0.3951 |
171 |
1 |
102.01 |
2022-11-21 |
| 2. |
Some people pass through your life and you never think about... |
95.41 |
1.1374 |
0.3062 |
271 |
1 |
95.41 |
2022-11-21 |
| 3. |
Then suddenly the humour of the situation came into my mind:... |
87.60 |
1.0326 |
0.2838 |
191 |
1 |
87.60 |
2022-11-21 |
| 4. |
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it migh... |
85.05 |
1.1522 |
0.1317 |
202 |
1 |
85.05 |
2023-03-10 |
| 5. |
It so happened that during those days, among so many other c... |
82.25 |
1.0812 |
0.1676 |
459 |
1 |
82.25 |
2023-03-03 |
| 6. |
Without a queen the locust swarm turned the ground to black.... |
82.15 |
1.0165 |
0.2287 |
265 |
1 |
82.15 |
2023-02-27 |
| 7. |
People won't be people when you hear this sound, that's been... |
81.76 |
1.0533 |
0.1829 |
242 |
1 |
81.76 |
2023-03-03 |
| 8. |
I don't know what it is that makes me love you so. I only kn... |
80.95 |
1.0935 |
0.1269 |
181 |
1 |
80.95 |
2023-02-27 |
| 9. |
I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to... |
80.65 |
1.0414 |
0.1734 |
181 |
1 |
80.65 |
2023-05-03 |
| 10. |
Men always believe that. With a law degree you're taking on ... |
80.52 |
1.0535 |
0.1638 |
132 |
1 |
80.52 |
2022-10-14 |
| 11. |
If someone gives you an opinion and says, "Hey, you look so ... |
79.84 |
1.0068 |
0.2046 |
312 |
1 |
79.84 |
2023-05-03 |
| 12. |
A straight line is said to have been cut in extreme and mean... |
79.61 |
1.0843 |
0.1183 |
150 |
1 |
79.61 |
2023-03-03 |
| 13. |
Games are bad. They make you mad. Games are bad. They make y... |
79.49 |
1.0687 |
0.1322 |
101 |
1 |
79.49 |
2023-03-01 |
| 14. |
If the liberty of myself or my class or nation depends on th... |
79.12 |
1.0384 |
0.1442 |
157 |
1 |
79.12 |
2023-02-27 |
| 15. |
She had a horror of rooms. She was tired you can't hide beat... |
78.86 |
1.0377 |
0.1374 |
247 |
1 |
78.86 |
2023-05-03 |
| 16. |
The worst part of having someone tell you about their vacati... |
78.42 |
1.0821 |
0.0936 |
171 |
1 |
78.42 |
2020-12-05 |
| 17. |
Sally and I did not know what to say. Should we tell her the... |
78.33 |
1.0646 |
0.1177 |
199 |
1 |
78.33 |
2022-11-21 |
| 18. |
She sits in a corner by the door. There must be more I can t... |
78.00 |
1.1142 |
0.0625 |
212 |
1 |
78.00 |
2023-03-10 |
| 19. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
77.84 |
1.0368 |
0.1431 |
276 |
1 |
77.84 |
2023-02-27 |
| 20. |
You've got me over the moon, and that's no jest. We're miles... |
77.55 |
1.0161 |
0.1481 |
182 |
1 |
77.55 |
2022-10-14 |
| 21. |
In the mornings, when I'm usually wide awake, I love to take... |
77.53 |
1.0196 |
0.1485 |
259 |
1 |
77.53 |
2023-05-03 |
| 22. |
What I think is if you can't figure out how to have a simple... |
77.41 |
1.0761 |
0.0929 |
210 |
1 |
77.41 |
2022-11-21 |
| 23. |
At last, we finally meet. I have something for you, Chancell... |
77.37 |
1.0719 |
0.0967 |
186 |
1 |
77.37 |
2022-11-21 |
| 24. |
I have these thoughts so often, I ought to replace that slot... |
77.15 |
0.9871 |
0.1704 |
151 |
1 |
77.15 |
2023-03-01 |
| 25. |
I hope you will love your baby. I hope it will be a boy. Tha... |
77.02 |
0.9864 |
0.1791 |
243 |
1 |
77.02 |
2023-03-01 |
| 26. |
To make power, people try to put pieces of this metal close ... |
76.16 |
1.1011 |
0.0473 |
279 |
1 |
76.16 |
2023-03-10 |
| 27. |
And I think how hope may be the thing that pulls you forward... |
75.99 |
1.0932 |
0.0507 |
243 |
1 |
75.99 |
2023-02-27 |
| 28. |
I don't know what to wish for anymore, Edith. I don't know w... |
75.77 |
1.0837 |
0.0517 |
347 |
1 |
75.77 |
2023-05-03 |
| 29. |
What a strange sort of love, to be entirely free from that q... |
75.17 |
0.9819 |
0.1434 |
168 |
1 |
75.17 |
2023-05-03 |
| 30. |
Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like t... |
75.13 |
1.1117 |
0.0207 |
257 |
2 |
65.27 |
2023-05-03 |
| 31. |
We spent as much money as we could, and got as little for it... |
75.08 |
1.0486 |
0.0884 |
400 |
1 |
75.08 |
2023-02-21 |
| 32. |
But pure, unadulterated feelings are dangerous in their own ... |
74.99 |
1.0154 |
0.1241 |
420 |
1 |
74.99 |
2023-05-03 |
| 33. |
Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth ... |
74.95 |
1.0811 |
0.0483 |
263 |
1 |
74.95 |
2023-03-03 |
| 34. |
As a child, you would wait and watch from far away. But you ... |
74.78 |
1.0782 |
0.0456 |
312 |
1 |
74.78 |
2023-05-03 |
| 35. |
All around town, people are falling ill with a disease that ... |
74.60 |
1.0528 |
0.0718 |
372 |
1 |
74.60 |
2023-05-03 |
| 36. |
Those who do not exist cannot suffer and are of no account t... |
74.23 |
1.0394 |
0.0807 |
440 |
1 |
74.23 |
2022-11-21 |
| 37. |
Without warning the Halon system goes off. Pillars of high-p... |
73.84 |
0.9385 |
0.1877 |
190 |
1 |
73.84 |
2020-11-25 |
| 38. |
I've taken my bows and my curtain calls. You brought me fame... |
73.47 |
1.0250 |
0.0842 |
254 |
1 |
73.47 |
2022-10-17 |
| 39. |
We now know that most of the stars in the sky have worlds ar... |
73.28 |
1.1122 |
-0.0081 |
359 |
2 |
68.64 |
2022-10-17 |
| 40. |
There's no truth in the courtroom. There's just your version... |
73.14 |
1.0237 |
0.0795 |
210 |
1 |
73.14 |
2023-03-03 |
| 41. |
You have two choices: you can keep running and hiding and bl... |
72.81 |
1.0660 |
0.0365 |
164 |
1 |
72.81 |
2023-02-27 |
| 42. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
72.70 |
1.0016 |
0.0987 |
218 |
1 |
72.70 |
2023-02-27 |
| 43. |
The simple fact is that if you don't enjoy what you're doing... |
72.69 |
1.0346 |
0.0643 |
276 |
1 |
72.69 |
2023-02-21 |
| 44. |
Today is the shadow of tomorrow. Today is the present future... |
72.64 |
1.0255 |
0.0735 |
301 |
1 |
72.64 |
2023-02-27 |
| 45. |
When the shoes first fell from the sky, he remembered thinki... |
72.63 |
1.0181 |
0.0800 |
170 |
1 |
72.63 |
2023-02-21 |
| 46. |
I was oppressed with a sense of vague discontent and dissati... |
72.44 |
1.0000 |
0.0965 |
269 |
1 |
72.44 |
2023-02-21 |
| 47. |
He spent six hours examining things, trying to find a differ... |
72.32 |
1.0456 |
0.0385 |
192 |
1 |
72.32 |
2023-02-27 |
| 48. |
Shakedown nineteen seven nine, cool kids never have the time... |
72.17 |
0.9605 |
0.1397 |
240 |
1 |
72.17 |
2020-12-01 |
| 49. |
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment. You own i... |
72.08 |
1.0496 |
0.0375 |
189 |
1 |
72.08 |
2023-01-24 |
| 50. |
You looked on amazed, and began to suspect yourself of being... |
71.56 |
1.0372 |
0.0440 |
243 |
1 |
71.56 |
2022-10-14 |
| 51. |
I think human beings must have faith or must look for faith,... |
71.41 |
1.0515 |
0.0277 |
279 |
1 |
71.41 |
2020-03-20 |
| 52. |
I will rain down silver and gold for you. I will shatter the... |
71.32 |
1.0558 |
0.0166 |
274 |
1 |
71.32 |
2023-03-03 |
| 53. |
Ladies and gentlemen, either you are closing your eyes to a ... |
71.02 |
1.0355 |
0.0233 |
210 |
1 |
71.02 |
2022-12-20 |
| 54. |
The problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste. They ... |
71.00 |
1.0111 |
0.0553 |
173 |
1 |
71.00 |
2020-12-01 |
| 55. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
70.93 |
1.0389 |
0.0349 |
318 |
1 |
70.93 |
2023-02-27 |
| 56. |
Over and over again we have tried to find a peaceful way out... |
70.88 |
1.0195 |
0.0556 |
437 |
1 |
70.88 |
2023-02-27 |
| 57. |
Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is bec... |
70.61 |
1.0698 |
-0.0049 |
214 |
1 |
70.61 |
2023-02-27 |
| 58. |
When you find that one person who connects you to the world,... |
70.54 |
1.0662 |
-0.0113 |
167 |
1 |
70.54 |
2020-11-08 |
| 59. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
70.46 |
1.0644 |
0.0401 |
257 |
2 |
65.69 |
2023-03-01 |
| 60. |
Your bill is ready. You take it over there and you introduce... |
70.36 |
1.0576 |
0.0051 |
213 |
1 |
70.36 |
2020-03-13 |
| 61. |
We want a good life with a nose for things, the fresh wind a... |
70.24 |
1.0474 |
0.0138 |
193 |
1 |
70.24 |
2022-10-17 |
| 62. |
Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be. As a frie... |
70.19 |
1.0060 |
0.0526 |
200 |
1 |
70.19 |
2023-02-27 |
| 63. |
I don't feel like that now. I feel that as long as the Shire... |
70.05 |
1.0503 |
0.0034 |
229 |
1 |
70.05 |
2020-12-10 |
| 64. |
The math is compelling. Most of the people in the world are ... |
70.03 |
1.0321 |
0.0289 |
343 |
1 |
70.03 |
2023-01-24 |
| 65. |
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precis... |
69.95 |
1.0343 |
0.0186 |
228 |
1 |
69.95 |
2022-11-21 |
| 66. |
I had never seen anything so beautiful in my life. She was l... |
69.91 |
1.0249 |
0.0316 |
568 |
1 |
69.91 |
2023-02-27 |
| 67. |
Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you ther... |
69.90 |
0.9993 |
0.0547 |
174 |
1 |
69.90 |
2022-11-21 |
| 68. |
English factories make the cloth that makes our poverty. All... |
69.80 |
1.0395 |
0.0150 |
232 |
1 |
69.80 |
2023-02-27 |
| 69. |
In your heart I see the start of every night and every day. ... |
69.78 |
1.0679 |
-0.0176 |
172 |
1 |
69.78 |
2020-03-20 |
| 70. |
I felt that even when they were polite they hardly saw me, t... |
69.73 |
1.0429 |
0.0138 |
270 |
1 |
69.73 |
2022-10-17 |
| 71. |
Because, when you know that language, it's easy to understan... |
69.43 |
1.1014 |
-0.0254 |
539 |
1 |
69.43 |
2023-11-07 |
| 72. |
We've just begun to learn about the water and its secrets, j... |
69.40 |
1.0520 |
-0.0067 |
323 |
1 |
69.40 |
2023-03-10 |
| 73. |
You must follow me carefully. I shall have to controvert one... |
69.35 |
0.9264 |
0.1303 |
196 |
1 |
69.35 |
2020-11-25 |
| 74. |
It's getting harder and harder for me to return to my true f... |
69.26 |
1.0094 |
0.0356 |
248 |
1 |
69.26 |
2023-02-27 |
| 75. |
Yes, Steve, I can tell you those things because when I said ... |
69.20 |
1.0196 |
0.0241 |
200 |
2 |
66.36 |
2023-02-21 |
| 76. |
And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree... |
69.19 |
1.1408 |
-0.0791 |
208 |
1 |
69.19 |
2023-11-07 |
| 77. |
It's not about changing the world. It's about doing our best... |
69.09 |
1.0788 |
-0.0357 |
163 |
1 |
69.09 |
2023-02-27 |
| 78. |
In most cases, there is more to be gained by maximizing the ... |
69.04 |
1.0598 |
-0.0156 |
196 |
1 |
69.04 |
2020-03-13 |
| 79. |
When I'm alone I dream of the horizon and words fail me. The... |
69.02 |
1.0912 |
-0.0495 |
302 |
1 |
69.02 |
2022-10-15 |
| 80. |
I have my books and my poetry to protect me; I am shielded i... |
68.94 |
0.9633 |
0.0805 |
231 |
1 |
68.94 |
2023-03-10 |
| 81. |
Read the newspaper. What does it say? All bad. It's all bad.... |
68.81 |
1.0458 |
-0.0068 |
336 |
1 |
68.81 |
2022-10-14 |
| 82. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
68.72 |
0.9965 |
0.0441 |
277 |
1 |
68.72 |
2023-05-03 |
| 83. |
Poverty is a peculiar, insidious thing: a cause whose effect... |
68.66 |
0.9820 |
0.0571 |
198 |
1 |
68.66 |
2022-11-21 |
| 84. |
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they ... |
68.46 |
1.0846 |
-0.0519 |
365 |
1 |
68.46 |
2023-03-01 |
| 85. |
Sometimes we talk all night long, we don't shut up. And when... |
67.84 |
1.0211 |
-0.0002 |
209 |
1 |
67.84 |
2020-12-05 |
| 86. |
You're born alone and you die alone, and this world just dro... |
67.79 |
1.0574 |
-0.0361 |
206 |
1 |
67.79 |
2023-03-01 |
| 87. |
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few. I'll be writing m... |
67.56 |
1.0691 |
-0.0509 |
187 |
1 |
67.56 |
2023-03-01 |
| 88. |
Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men. ... |
67.46 |
1.0741 |
-0.0581 |
235 |
1 |
67.46 |
2023-03-10 |
| 89. |
There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because ... |
67.43 |
1.0778 |
-0.0562 |
409 |
1 |
67.43 |
2020-12-01 |
| 90. |
Think of what you're saying, you can get it wrong and still ... |
67.24 |
1.1084 |
-0.0953 |
172 |
1 |
67.24 |
2022-10-14 |
| 91. |
If he stayed at home and carried on with his normal life he ... |
67.19 |
1.1217 |
-0.1083 |
169 |
1 |
67.19 |
2022-10-15 |
| 92. |
After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason... |
67.15 |
1.0385 |
-0.0350 |
146 |
1 |
67.15 |
2022-10-17 |
| 93. |
So now I have to decide. Decide whether to let the world be ... |
67.01 |
1.0098 |
0.0021 |
209 |
1 |
67.01 |
2022-11-21 |
| 94. |
I'll miss the sea, but a person needs new experiences. They ... |
66.92 |
0.9774 |
0.0355 |
196 |
1 |
66.92 |
2020-07-31 |
| 95. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
66.83 |
0.8971 |
0.1188 |
266 |
2 |
60.03 |
2022-10-17 |
| 96. |
This has often been truncated to: History... is indeed littl... |
66.82 |
0.9039 |
0.1130 |
136 |
1 |
66.82 |
2020-03-20 |
| 97. |
Maybe there aren't any such things as good friends or bad fr... |
66.72 |
1.0349 |
-0.0278 |
422 |
1 |
66.72 |
2022-10-14 |
| 98. |
Somebody said you got a new friend. But does she love you be... |
66.71 |
1.0080 |
-0.0032 |
227 |
1 |
66.71 |
2022-11-21 |
| 99. |
It is known that many of the germs which cause diseases cann... |
66.67 |
1.0309 |
-0.0224 |
483 |
1 |
66.67 |
2023-06-25 |
| 100. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
66.63 |
0.9088 |
0.1026 |
348 |
1 |
66.63 |
2023-05-03 |
| 101. |
Half the time she did things not simply, not for themselves;... |
66.30 |
1.0497 |
-0.0489 |
166 |
1 |
66.30 |
2021-03-04 |
| 102. |
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see... |
66.23 |
1.0537 |
-0.0580 |
155 |
1 |
66.23 |
2020-03-20 |
| 103. |
If someone is able to show me that what I think or do is not... |
66.17 |
1.0577 |
-0.0646 |
233 |
1 |
66.17 |
2021-03-04 |
| 104. |
If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to ... |
65.99 |
1.0294 |
-0.0301 |
206 |
1 |
65.99 |
2020-12-05 |
| 105. |
You are the most important thing to me now. The most importa... |
65.87 |
1.1742 |
-0.1849 |
80 |
1 |
65.87 |
2022-10-14 |
| 106. |
Ok doc, before you hit the road you might wanna grab some me... |
65.81 |
1.0509 |
-0.0550 |
370 |
1 |
65.81 |
2023-03-03 |
| 107. |
You must know that there is nothing higher and stronger and ... |
65.43 |
1.0668 |
-0.0763 |
511 |
1 |
65.43 |
2022-10-17 |
| 108. |
Sam stared up at the inn with its three stories and many win... |
65.33 |
1.0478 |
-0.0642 |
381 |
1 |
65.33 |
2022-10-17 |
| 109. |
This is what you should be thinking about, who you are in th... |
65.10 |
1.1037 |
-0.1284 |
231 |
1 |
65.10 |
2023-05-03 |
| 110. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
65.07 |
0.9653 |
0.0222 |
394 |
1 |
65.07 |
2022-10-14 |
| 111. |
We all have a purpose. We have a place we're supposed to fit... |
64.86 |
1.0290 |
-0.0542 |
482 |
1 |
64.86 |
2022-10-17 |
| 112. |
How often do you think about why your friends came into your... |
64.83 |
1.0162 |
-0.0385 |
389 |
1 |
64.83 |
2020-12-01 |
| 113. |
When I was a young man, I had liberty, but I did not see it.... |
64.71 |
1.0442 |
-0.0717 |
286 |
1 |
64.71 |
2023-05-03 |
| 114. |
I saw a strange thing today. Some rebels were being arrested... |
64.70 |
1.0101 |
-0.0316 |
211 |
1 |
64.70 |
2023-02-21 |
| 115. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
64.66 |
0.9578 |
0.0219 |
281 |
1 |
64.66 |
2023-02-27 |
| 116. |
He's got to make his own mistakes and learn to mend the mess... |
64.39 |
1.0389 |
-0.0724 |
229 |
1 |
64.39 |
2022-11-21 |
| 117. |
He then told them many remarkable stories, sometimes half as... |
64.07 |
1.0564 |
-0.0931 |
494 |
1 |
64.07 |
2023-04-27 |
| 118. |
Every moment can't remain and every life won't stay the same... |
64.04 |
1.0909 |
-0.1056 |
487 |
1 |
64.04 |
2020-11-08 |
| 119. |
I can't make you love me if you don't. You can't make your h... |
63.74 |
1.0307 |
-0.0794 |
177 |
1 |
63.74 |
2022-10-17 |
| 120. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
63.31 |
1.0445 |
-0.0887 |
373 |
1 |
63.31 |
2022-12-02 |
| 121. |
It is as hard to understand how consciousness emerges and di... |
63.25 |
1.0513 |
-0.1004 |
279 |
1 |
63.25 |
2020-03-20 |
| 122. |
As long as we don't have magic, they will never treat us wit... |
63.15 |
1.0315 |
-0.0918 |
155 |
1 |
63.15 |
2022-12-02 |
| 123. |
A book, to me, is almost sacrosanct: such an individual and ... |
63.13 |
0.9826 |
-0.0283 |
272 |
1 |
63.13 |
2022-11-21 |
| 124. |
I had a painting teacher once tell me that, the difference b... |
63.00 |
1.0362 |
-0.0905 |
241 |
1 |
63.00 |
2022-10-14 |
| 125. |
The wheel of fortune goes spinning around. Will the arrow po... |
62.96 |
1.0207 |
-0.0375 |
183 |
1 |
62.96 |
2023-11-07 |
| 126. |
When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and ... |
62.78 |
0.9588 |
0.0000 |
323 |
1 |
62.78 |
2020-03-13 |
| 127. |
Great ambition and conquest without contribution is without ... |
62.68 |
0.8755 |
0.0816 |
136 |
1 |
62.68 |
2020-04-18 |
| 128. |
Now I'm the villain in your history. I was too young and bli... |
62.66 |
1.0519 |
-0.0740 |
140 |
1 |
62.66 |
2023-11-07 |
| 129. |
People know what they do; frequently they know why they do w... |
62.24 |
0.9661 |
-0.0401 |
124 |
1 |
62.24 |
2020-03-20 |
| 130. |
Very well - I'll bide my time. And as for you, my fine lady,... |
62.22 |
0.9334 |
0.0123 |
215 |
1 |
62.22 |
2020-11-25 |
| 131. |
One of the hardest things to do in a fight is to make it loo... |
62.17 |
0.9887 |
-0.0381 |
506 |
1 |
62.17 |
2020-11-25 |
| 132. |
For restless eyes egos burn and the mold is hard to break. N... |
62.04 |
0.9472 |
-0.0017 |
195 |
1 |
62.04 |
2020-03-20 |
| 133. |
Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away, there's where... |
61.79 |
0.9538 |
-0.0118 |
239 |
1 |
61.79 |
2020-03-20 |
| 134. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
61.48 |
0.9986 |
-0.0693 |
283 |
1 |
61.48 |
2023-03-01 |
| 135. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
61.46 |
0.9912 |
-0.0325 |
237 |
1 |
61.46 |
2022-10-15 |
| 136. |
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream. I know you,... |
61.42 |
1.0104 |
-0.0888 |
269 |
1 |
61.42 |
2022-10-17 |
| 137. |
When you have reached a high plateau, ascending still higher... |
61.34 |
0.9583 |
-0.0218 |
485 |
1 |
61.34 |
2020-12-05 |
| 138. |
I never wanted that. Of course, it's one thing not to want s... |
60.65 |
1.1124 |
-0.2053 |
244 |
1 |
60.65 |
2023-03-01 |
| 139. |
Living men are bound by time... Thus, their lives have an ur... |
60.57 |
0.9884 |
-0.0711 |
365 |
1 |
60.57 |
2020-11-25 |
| 140. |
Hi, Link. Sorry about my yard. It's a little overgrown. Than... |
60.44 |
0.9499 |
-0.0290 |
309 |
1 |
60.44 |
2020-11-08 |
| 141. |
Sitting in the morning sun, I'll be sitting when the evening... |
60.40 |
1.0538 |
-0.1435 |
244 |
1 |
60.40 |
2022-12-02 |
| 142. |
Failure is nothing to be ashamed of. If you learned somethin... |
60.38 |
1.0819 |
-0.1758 |
248 |
1 |
60.38 |
2020-11-08 |
| 143. |
One day beneath the lemon tree, my love and I did lie. A gir... |
60.34 |
1.0413 |
-0.1319 |
234 |
1 |
60.34 |
2020-03-20 |
| 144. |
I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The nam... |
60.23 |
1.0233 |
-0.1259 |
170 |
1 |
60.23 |
2020-11-08 |
| 145. |
You've gotta be cool on Wall Street when your index is low. ... |
60.20 |
0.9217 |
-0.0063 |
235 |
1 |
60.20 |
2020-03-20 |
| 146. |
We are the world, we are the children. We are the ones who m... |
60.14 |
1.0338 |
-0.1291 |
213 |
1 |
60.14 |
2022-10-14 |
| 147. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
59.97 |
0.9805 |
-0.0722 |
292 |
1 |
59.97 |
2022-10-14 |
| 148. |
Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do... |
59.96 |
1.0682 |
-0.1682 |
221 |
1 |
59.96 |
2023-03-10 |
| 149. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
59.89 |
0.9697 |
-0.0632 |
249 |
1 |
59.89 |
2020-12-01 |
| 150. |
You gotta relax and stay calm in there. The cage is your hom... |
59.89 |
0.9717 |
-0.0675 |
225 |
1 |
59.89 |
2020-12-05 |
| 151. |
The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed ... |
59.64 |
1.0501 |
-0.1519 |
226 |
1 |
59.64 |
2022-10-17 |
| 152. |
Perhaps the most successful disciple of the Graham and Dodd ... |
59.17 |
0.9345 |
0.0200 |
268 |
1 |
59.17 |
2022-10-15 |
| 153. |
Suppose you suggest to your husband that subsidized llama fa... |
59.16 |
0.9336 |
-0.0364 |
255 |
1 |
59.16 |
2020-12-10 |
| 154. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
59.09 |
0.9936 |
-0.1004 |
311 |
1 |
59.09 |
2020-12-01 |
| 155. |
Where there's a will, there's a way - kinda beautiful. And e... |
59.02 |
0.9345 |
-0.0365 |
338 |
1 |
59.02 |
2020-03-20 |
| 156. |
I am Dracula and I welcome you to my house. I must apologize... |
58.99 |
0.9983 |
-0.1189 |
152 |
1 |
58.99 |
2023-02-27 |
| 157. |
My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me, so won't ... |
58.95 |
0.9118 |
-0.0161 |
183 |
1 |
58.95 |
2020-12-01 |
| 158. |
Salutations, imperfect one! I am The Master and you are myst... |
58.42 |
0.8779 |
0.0140 |
277 |
1 |
58.42 |
2020-03-13 |
| 159. |
Because you taught yourself how to run your little fingers o... |
58.08 |
0.9772 |
-0.0932 |
396 |
1 |
58.08 |
2020-03-13 |
| 160. |
You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder ... |
57.92 |
0.9198 |
-0.0452 |
173 |
1 |
57.92 |
2023-03-10 |
| 161. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
57.75 |
1.0483 |
-0.1776 |
227 |
1 |
57.75 |
2023-03-03 |
| 162. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
56.98 |
1.0426 |
-0.1819 |
323 |
1 |
56.98 |
2022-10-14 |
| 163. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
56.78 |
1.0485 |
-0.1530 |
153 |
1 |
56.78 |
2022-10-14 |
| 164. |
Every moment there are a million miracles happening around y... |
56.63 |
0.9614 |
-0.0981 |
283 |
1 |
56.63 |
2020-11-08 |
| 165. |
No one has ever witnessed the complete evolution of any star... |
56.61 |
0.9364 |
-0.0735 |
319 |
1 |
56.61 |
2020-11-25 |
| 166. |
Using the laser guide, you can steer your rocket past the gu... |
56.50 |
1.0280 |
-0.1743 |
281 |
1 |
56.50 |
2022-10-14 |
| 167. |
And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low... |
56.48 |
1.0250 |
-0.1758 |
122 |
1 |
56.48 |
2020-03-20 |
| 168. |
My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and... |
56.25 |
0.9558 |
-0.1081 |
195 |
2 |
55.79 |
2023-03-01 |
| 169. |
Well, I used to be an actor but I could never remember my li... |
55.57 |
0.9250 |
-0.0783 |
304 |
1 |
55.57 |
2020-11-25 |
| 170. |
Why is it, every time something terrible happens, everyone t... |
55.47 |
1.0533 |
-0.2267 |
144 |
1 |
55.47 |
2022-10-14 |
| 171. |
I know you don't get a chance to take a break this often. I ... |
55.43 |
1.0262 |
-0.1925 |
212 |
1 |
55.43 |
2023-02-27 |
| 172. |
The Savage nodded, frowning. "You got rid of them. Yes, that... |
55.34 |
0.9344 |
-0.0894 |
418 |
1 |
55.34 |
2020-12-01 |
| 173. |
The TV ad featured Jamie on drums, bashing out a pukka rhyth... |
55.17 |
0.8999 |
-0.0656 |
274 |
1 |
55.17 |
2022-10-15 |
| 174. |
Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but s... |
55.04 |
0.9171 |
-0.0773 |
322 |
1 |
55.04 |
2020-03-13 |
| 175. |
I walked awhile among the rocks: the sky was perfectly clear... |
54.84 |
1.0159 |
-0.1891 |
256 |
1 |
54.84 |
2020-11-08 |
| 176. |
Like if you met me you wouldn't think I was the weird kid wh... |
54.64 |
0.9790 |
-0.1468 |
499 |
1 |
54.64 |
2020-11-08 |
| 177. |
You know, back in the apartment, I suddenly felt like I didn... |
54.51 |
1.0187 |
-0.2033 |
234 |
1 |
54.51 |
2020-11-08 |
| 178. |
The noise was terrible. Every time a mortar went off, I jump... |
53.95 |
0.9288 |
-0.1067 |
191 |
1 |
53.95 |
2020-12-01 |
| 179. |
If our civilization goes the way of the dodo and the remnant... |
53.73 |
0.9688 |
-0.1560 |
305 |
1 |
53.73 |
2020-03-13 |
| 180. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
53.50 |
0.8595 |
-0.0503 |
242 |
1 |
53.50 |
2022-11-21 |
| 181. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
53.39 |
0.9855 |
-0.1470 |
258 |
1 |
53.39 |
2020-11-08 |
| 182. |
Eating, bathing, having a girlfriend, having an active socia... |
53.33 |
1.0328 |
-0.2304 |
216 |
1 |
53.33 |
2022-10-15 |
| 183. |
Pooka. From old Celtic mythology, a fairy spirit in animal f... |
53.28 |
0.8808 |
-0.0696 |
254 |
1 |
53.28 |
2020-12-05 |
| 184. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
52.89 |
1.0232 |
-0.1878 |
236 |
1 |
52.89 |
2022-10-14 |
| 185. |
If I ruled the world, every man would see the world was his ... |
52.81 |
1.0276 |
-0.2345 |
224 |
1 |
52.81 |
2020-11-08 |
| 186. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
52.80 |
0.9049 |
-0.1056 |
351 |
1 |
52.80 |
2020-11-08 |
| 187. |
Grab your coat and get your hat, leave your worry on the doo... |
52.75 |
1.0223 |
-0.2327 |
238 |
1 |
52.75 |
2023-05-03 |
| 188. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
52.68 |
1.0083 |
-0.1693 |
273 |
1 |
52.68 |
2020-03-20 |
| 189. |
He wears the same hat and sweater every single day and even ... |
52.25 |
0.9741 |
-0.2027 |
213 |
1 |
52.25 |
2022-10-14 |
| 190. |
I cannot define what I mean by 'intuition'. It is simply wha... |
52.25 |
0.9047 |
-0.1143 |
305 |
1 |
52.25 |
2022-10-14 |
| 191. |
A useful rule, called "the rule of 72," provides a shortcut ... |
52.23 |
0.8647 |
-0.0641 |
390 |
1 |
52.23 |
2020-03-13 |
| 192. |
George, I am an old man and most people hate me. But I don't... |
52.13 |
1.0311 |
-0.2479 |
371 |
1 |
52.13 |
2020-03-13 |
| 193. |
I bomb atomically. Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses can... |
52.06 |
0.8178 |
-0.0240 |
284 |
1 |
52.06 |
2020-12-05 |
| 194. |
Why, if I had a brain I could... I could while away the hour... |
51.48 |
0.9288 |
-0.1470 |
207 |
1 |
51.48 |
2020-11-25 |
| 195. |
It's easy to get wrapped up in sharing everyday life with a ... |
51.18 |
1.0994 |
-0.3393 |
198 |
1 |
51.18 |
2022-10-14 |
| 196. |
We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who b... |
50.56 |
1.0017 |
-0.2394 |
157 |
1 |
50.56 |
2020-11-25 |
| 197. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
50.46 |
0.9233 |
-0.1627 |
168 |
1 |
50.46 |
2023-03-10 |
| 198. |
Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, starlight and dewdrops are ... |
50.20 |
0.9588 |
-0.1933 |
245 |
1 |
50.20 |
2020-03-20 |
| 199. |
They're creepy and they're kooky. Mysterious and spooky. The... |
49.62 |
0.8665 |
-0.1348 |
204 |
1 |
49.62 |
2023-02-21 |
| 200. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
49.62 |
0.9846 |
-0.2365 |
281 |
1 |
49.62 |
2022-10-14 |
| 201. |
I don't hate anybody. The Winklevii aren't suing me for inte... |
49.16 |
0.9615 |
-0.2134 |
208 |
1 |
49.16 |
2020-03-20 |
| 202. |
Take me away, to January. I'm done with this year... I'm tir... |
48.33 |
0.9434 |
-0.2100 |
149 |
1 |
48.33 |
2020-03-13 |
| 203. |
Every second he breathed, the smell of the grass, the cool a... |
46.75 |
1.0591 |
-0.3576 |
210 |
1 |
46.75 |
2022-10-14 |
| 204. |
You have a big line of diverse and charismatic products. And... |
46.49 |
0.8706 |
-0.1616 |
367 |
1 |
46.49 |
2020-03-20 |
| 205. |
Meanwhile he himself, the Prince, had risen to his feet; the... |
38.96 |
1.0147 |
-0.4315 |
256 |
1 |
38.96 |
2022-10-15 |