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1. Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... 163.98 1.0800 0.1701 129 1 163.98 2016-06-15
2. So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... 158.11 1.0130 0.1989 288 1 158.11 2016-06-16
3. A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... 157.65 1.0125 0.1910 171 1 157.65 2016-06-15
4. She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... 157.07 1.0654 0.1359 247 1 157.07 2016-06-14
5. And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... 155.70 1.0616 0.1386 304 1 155.70 2016-06-15
6. Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... 153.38 1.0403 0.1334 234 1 153.38 2016-06-15
7. There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... 152.38 1.0524 0.1133 177 2 148.24 2016-06-15
8. In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... 151.62 1.1093 0.0469 220 1 151.62 2016-06-14
9. We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... 150.80 1.0466 0.1086 230 1 150.80 2016-06-15
10. We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... 150.54 1.0131 0.1439 245 1 150.54 2016-06-14
11. When we got to the Mint I parked on the street in front of t... 149.61 1.0511 0.0966 158 1 149.61 2016-06-15
12. There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... 149.37 1.0698 0.0816 303 1 149.37 2016-06-15
13. I was having this awful nightmare that I was 32. And then I ... 149.03 0.9834 0.1525 137 1 149.03 2016-06-15
14. Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... 148.53 1.0471 0.1032 406 1 148.53 2016-06-14
15. It's a funny thing, but people mostly have it backward. They... 147.84 1.0677 0.0625 173 1 147.84 2016-06-15
16. The number one challenge I've seen with myself and with othe... 146.72 1.0161 0.1110 239 1 146.72 2016-06-15
17. I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... 145.79 1.1062 0.0128 200 1 145.79 2016-06-14
18. I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... 145.68 0.9737 0.1451 237 1 145.68 2016-06-15
19. You have two choices: you can keep running and hiding and bl... 144.60 1.0722 0.0343 164 1 144.60 2016-06-15
20. All life's battles teach us something, even those we lose. W... 143.69 1.0139 0.0928 291 1 143.69 2016-06-15
21. I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... 143.49 1.0588 0.0404 281 2 137.51 2016-06-16
22. When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... 142.88 1.0304 0.0678 257 3 132.20 2016-06-15
23. Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... 141.73 1.0498 0.0371 261 1 141.73 2016-06-15
24. I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... 139.54 1.0301 0.0373 268 1 139.54 2016-06-14
25. He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... 139.43 0.9980 0.0792 341 1 139.43 2016-06-14
26. I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... 139.22 0.9538 0.1123 276 1 139.22 2016-06-14
27. I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... 137.82 1.0125 0.0416 232 1 137.82 2016-06-15
28. The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... 137.79 0.9636 0.0904 281 1 137.79 2016-06-14
29. The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... 137.66 0.9820 0.0809 297 2 126.36 2016-06-15
30. Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... 137.36 1.0507 0.0068 253 1 137.36 2016-06-15
31. That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... 136.92 0.9909 0.0617 334 1 136.92 2016-06-15
32. In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... 136.66 0.8993 0.1502 366 1 136.66 2016-06-14
33. The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn't want ... 136.58 1.0378 0.0144 215 2 133.51 2016-06-14
34. The day is made up of 24 hours and an infinite number of mom... 136.57 1.0577 -0.0059 200 1 136.57 2016-06-14
35. You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... 136.44 0.9849 0.0613 337 1 136.44 2016-06-15
36. The shearers' hut had bark walls and a tin roof. The floors ... 136.04 0.9976 0.0519 321 1 136.04 2016-06-14
37. The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... 136.01 1.0069 0.0380 242 1 136.01 2016-06-15
38. Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... 134.92 0.9468 0.0862 318 1 134.92 2016-06-15
39. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you... 134.20 1.0095 0.0301 458 2 123.61 2016-06-14
40. If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... 133.04 1.0178 -0.0008 207 1 133.04 2016-06-14
41. I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... 132.95 1.0686 -0.0470 354 1 132.95 2016-06-14
42. Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... 132.85 1.0370 -0.0200 262 1 132.85 2016-06-15
43. The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... 132.54 0.9809 0.0417 250 1 132.54 2016-06-15
44. If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to ... 132.16 1.0345 -0.0192 206 1 132.16 2016-06-14
45. I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you unde... 131.81 1.0348 -0.0166 245 1 131.81 2016-06-15
46. Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... 131.27 1.0272 -0.0243 226 1 131.27 2016-06-14
47. Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... 131.23 0.9880 0.0126 199 2 125.64 2016-06-16
48. But pure, unadulterated feelings are dangerous in their own ... 130.63 1.0185 -0.0058 420 1 130.63 2016-06-14
49. Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... 130.18 1.0600 -0.0629 351 1 130.18 2016-06-15
50. When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... 129.48 1.0103 -0.0246 209 1 129.48 2016-06-14
51. That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... 128.09 0.9807 -0.0117 129 1 128.09 2016-06-14
52. The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... 127.57 1.0495 -0.0734 323 1 127.57 2016-06-14
53. In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... 126.54 0.9673 0.0036 292 1 126.54 2016-06-15
54. Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... 126.29 1.0501 -0.0827 263 1 126.29 2016-06-15
55. The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... 125.70 0.9258 0.0411 184 1 125.70 2016-06-15
56. He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... 125.46 0.9709 -0.0119 264 1 125.46 2016-06-16
57. And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... 125.10 0.9797 -0.0179 269 1 125.10 2016-06-14
58. Well this seems to be a waste of my time. That is nine hundr... 124.80 0.9539 0.0107 307 2 120.17 2016-06-15
59. I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... 124.63 1.0338 -0.0746 277 1 124.63 2016-06-14
60. Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... 124.38 0.9660 -0.0070 258 1 124.38 2016-06-14
61. Danger is a topic you're often asked about as a sprinter. Th... 123.54 0.9591 0.0010 428 1 123.54 2016-06-15
62. All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... 122.68 0.9330 0.0176 341 1 122.68 2016-06-14
63. Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... 122.38 0.9963 -0.0622 274 1 122.38 2016-06-14
64. However, let us leave aside the philosophical, social, and e... 122.00 0.9524 -0.0029 410 1 122.00 2016-06-14
65. Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... 120.48 1.0419 -0.1103 323 1 120.48 2016-06-14
66. So don't be afraid; your heart is in me, and it's racing so ... 119.89 0.9897 -0.0717 150 1 119.89 2016-06-15
67. Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... 119.85 0.9727 -0.0488 442 1 119.85 2016-06-15
68. In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... 119.65 0.9719 -0.0490 383 1 119.65 2016-06-15
69. Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... 119.52 1.0018 -0.0868 246 1 119.52 2016-06-14
70. Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and ... 116.71 0.9986 -0.1065 174 1 116.71 2016-06-15
71. Many wines have more than 14 percent alcohol because the win... 115.88 0.9545 -0.0583 412 1 115.88 2016-06-14
72. The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... 115.84 0.9673 -0.0771 393 1 115.84 2016-06-14
73. Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... 115.75 0.9909 -0.1008 293 1 115.75 2016-06-15
74. We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... 115.51 0.9541 -0.0698 236 1 115.51 2016-06-15
75. Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... 114.76 1.0165 -0.1395 316 1 114.76 2016-06-15
76. I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... 114.15 1.0288 -0.1603 166 1 114.15 2016-06-14
77. Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... 113.19 0.9606 -0.0908 203 1 113.19 2016-06-15
78. We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... 113.03 0.9598 -0.0930 209 1 113.03 2016-06-15
79. The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... 112.22 0.9583 -0.0996 237 1 112.22 2016-06-15
80. Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... 112.13 0.9726 -0.1097 396 1 112.13 2016-06-15
81. At 211 degrees, water is hot. At 212 degrees, it boils. And ... 111.86 0.9021 -0.0478 174 1 111.86 2016-06-14
82. Buddhism addresses two major types of meditation. Vipassana ... 111.59 0.8992 -0.0338 320 1 111.59 2016-06-15
83. "Look, you hassle me, you see what happens," Tyrone makes to... 111.41 0.8294 0.0238 468 1 111.41 2016-06-15
84. These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... 111.15 0.9332 -0.0817 295 1 111.15 2016-06-15
85. Finally, gentlemen, there are people with an hereditary anim... 110.03 0.9346 -0.0821 471 1 110.03 2016-06-14
86. Tyrone: "I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats." Vinny... 109.93 0.7808 0.0524 209 1 109.93 2016-06-16
87. Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... 107.28 0.9068 -0.0884 212 1 107.28 2016-06-15
88. I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... 106.09 1.0408 -0.2223 257 1 106.09 2016-06-15
89. All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... 106.03 1.0399 -0.2243 257 1 106.03 2016-06-15
90. Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... 105.42 1.0291 -0.2251 240 1 105.42 2016-06-15
91. Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... 104.55 0.9915 -0.1932 281 1 104.55 2016-06-14
92. So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... 103.65 0.8624 -0.0748 174 1 103.65 2016-06-14
93. When is a legend a legend? Why is a myth a myth? How old and... 102.99 0.8337 -0.0430 136 1 102.99 2016-06-14
94. A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... 100.32 1.0042 -0.2413 168 1 100.32 2016-06-15