| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
You are the most important thing to me now. The most importa... |
83.56 |
1.1742 |
0.1367 |
80 |
1 |
83.56 |
2022-03-16 |
| 2. |
A body has one more kind of pull. This pull is such that it ... |
80.49 |
1.0932 |
0.1658 |
156 |
1 |
80.49 |
2022-03-24 |
| 3. |
A freedom fighter learns the hard way that it is the oppress... |
80.36 |
1.0617 |
0.2001 |
247 |
1 |
80.36 |
2022-03-16 |
| 4. |
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them w... |
77.54 |
1.0752 |
0.1418 |
300 |
1 |
77.54 |
2022-02-09 |
| 5. |
Why is it that when you awake to the world of realities you ... |
77.11 |
1.0288 |
0.1767 |
191 |
1 |
77.11 |
2022-03-24 |
| 6. |
Something in the wind has learned my name and it's telling m... |
77.09 |
1.1377 |
0.0714 |
192 |
1 |
77.09 |
2022-02-09 |
| 7. |
There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends bett... |
76.81 |
1.0732 |
0.1321 |
218 |
1 |
76.81 |
2022-03-15 |
| 8. |
I thought: That is the fear. I have lost something important... |
76.73 |
1.1040 |
0.0993 |
266 |
1 |
76.73 |
2022-04-06 |
| 9. |
For all those times you stood by me, for all the truth that ... |
75.81 |
1.1368 |
0.0488 |
155 |
2 |
73.72 |
2022-03-22 |
| 10. |
It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and t... |
75.57 |
1.1293 |
0.0564 |
136 |
1 |
75.57 |
2022-03-28 |
| 11. |
I've seen it watching me, that misty thing without a face. I... |
75.14 |
1.0314 |
0.1477 |
205 |
1 |
75.14 |
2022-03-16 |
| 12. |
But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time. Honey, ... |
75.05 |
1.0578 |
0.1201 |
205 |
2 |
70.01 |
2022-04-01 |
| 13. |
It is indeed true that, in contrast to the exhilaration whic... |
75.03 |
1.0124 |
0.1643 |
227 |
1 |
75.03 |
2022-03-24 |
| 14. |
First of all, let's stop pretending that everyone can or sho... |
74.85 |
1.0239 |
0.1512 |
351 |
1 |
74.85 |
2022-03-24 |
| 15. |
A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that music u... |
74.35 |
1.0898 |
0.0764 |
188 |
1 |
74.35 |
2022-04-01 |
| 16. |
You're born alone and you die alone, and this world just dro... |
74.32 |
1.0574 |
0.1096 |
206 |
1 |
74.32 |
2022-03-22 |
| 17. |
This was my only and my constant comfort. When I think of it... |
74.02 |
1.0474 |
0.1153 |
204 |
2 |
70.06 |
2022-04-06 |
| 18. |
I only know that learning to believe in the power of my own ... |
73.97 |
1.0665 |
0.0937 |
210 |
1 |
73.97 |
2022-03-17 |
| 19. |
Kinda cold, walking home. Growing older on my own. Feels so ... |
73.91 |
1.0464 |
0.1142 |
198 |
2 |
61.55 |
2022-04-06 |
| 20. |
A straight line is said to have been cut in extreme and mean... |
73.81 |
1.0843 |
0.0738 |
150 |
1 |
73.81 |
2022-03-21 |
| 21. |
Every breath you take and every move you make, every bond yo... |
73.53 |
1.0545 |
0.0996 |
217 |
1 |
73.53 |
2022-03-21 |
| 22. |
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasn't been w... |
73.36 |
0.9759 |
0.1710 |
170 |
1 |
73.36 |
2022-03-22 |
| 23. |
He soon felt that the fulfillment of his desires gave him on... |
73.11 |
1.0487 |
0.0992 |
252 |
1 |
73.11 |
2022-02-12 |
| 24. |
I waste at least an hour every day lying in bed. Then I wast... |
73.08 |
0.9827 |
0.1593 |
179 |
1 |
73.08 |
2022-03-22 |
| 25. |
Under the lights when everything goes. Nowhere to hide when ... |
72.77 |
1.0686 |
0.0724 |
119 |
1 |
72.77 |
2022-03-22 |
| 26. |
As my bones grew they did hurt. They hurt really bad. I trie... |
72.76 |
1.0619 |
0.0796 |
223 |
1 |
72.76 |
2022-03-16 |
| 27. |
If I were a rich man, I'd build a big tall house with rooms ... |
72.54 |
1.0775 |
0.0618 |
277 |
1 |
72.54 |
2022-03-22 |
| 28. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
72.13 |
1.0390 |
0.0912 |
205 |
1 |
72.13 |
2022-04-01 |
| 29. |
Learn to light a candle in the darkest moments of someone's ... |
72.06 |
1.0063 |
0.1209 |
149 |
1 |
72.06 |
2022-04-06 |
| 30. |
Sitting in the morning sun, I'll be sitting when the evening... |
71.92 |
1.0538 |
0.0748 |
244 |
1 |
71.92 |
2022-03-21 |
| 31. |
I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except... |
71.84 |
1.0465 |
0.0805 |
245 |
1 |
71.84 |
2022-03-16 |
| 32. |
I do not for one think that the problem was that the band wa... |
71.81 |
1.0227 |
0.1040 |
269 |
2 |
70.35 |
2022-03-22 |
| 33. |
I've met another man. He's the best man I've ever met. He's ... |
71.75 |
1.0028 |
0.1229 |
168 |
1 |
71.75 |
2022-03-24 |
| 34. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
71.47 |
1.0396 |
0.0811 |
149 |
1 |
71.47 |
2022-02-09 |
| 35. |
Well, your hand is programmed over years to write letters a ... |
71.45 |
1.0241 |
0.0977 |
330 |
2 |
63.23 |
2025-02-26 |
| 36. |
But of bliss and glad life there is little to be said, befor... |
71.42 |
1.1238 |
-0.0033 |
243 |
1 |
71.42 |
2022-03-24 |
| 37. |
Try to keep in mind that a young person playing Willy Loman ... |
71.38 |
1.0567 |
0.0635 |
236 |
1 |
71.38 |
2022-03-22 |
| 38. |
The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terr... |
71.31 |
1.0352 |
0.0801 |
143 |
1 |
71.31 |
2022-03-22 |
| 39. |
Words bend our thinking to infinite paths of self-delusion, ... |
71.10 |
1.0502 |
0.0664 |
254 |
1 |
71.10 |
2022-03-22 |
| 40. |
When you are painting you should take a flat mirror and ofte... |
70.97 |
1.1297 |
-0.0159 |
257 |
1 |
70.97 |
2022-01-17 |
| 41. |
I have no idea how I untangled the complicated process of wo... |
70.89 |
1.0360 |
0.0764 |
196 |
1 |
70.89 |
2022-02-11 |
| 42. |
Do not worry because you have no official position. Worry ab... |
70.67 |
0.9686 |
0.1370 |
175 |
1 |
70.67 |
2022-03-21 |
| 43. |
Space travel makes you realize just how small you really are... |
70.63 |
1.0470 |
0.0621 |
392 |
2 |
69.89 |
2022-04-01 |
| 44. |
I don't know, you're made of metal, but you have feelings...... |
70.57 |
1.0904 |
0.0157 |
204 |
1 |
70.57 |
2022-02-11 |
| 45. |
I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to... |
70.55 |
1.0414 |
0.0626 |
181 |
1 |
70.55 |
2022-03-24 |
| 46. |
Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... |
70.53 |
0.9353 |
0.1713 |
177 |
2 |
63.60 |
2022-03-24 |
| 47. |
I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won'... |
70.44 |
1.1126 |
-0.0065 |
295 |
1 |
70.44 |
2022-03-28 |
| 48. |
There will come a time when all of us are dead. All of us. T... |
70.36 |
1.0442 |
0.0613 |
554 |
1 |
70.36 |
2022-03-16 |
| 49. |
You can build a prison of stone and steel, but you merely pr... |
70.35 |
1.1067 |
0.0021 |
142 |
1 |
70.35 |
2025-03-03 |
| 50. |
You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There ... |
70.32 |
0.9836 |
0.1163 |
176 |
1 |
70.32 |
2022-02-11 |
| 51. |
Don't tell me what's in, don't tell me how to write, don't t... |
70.23 |
1.0695 |
0.0323 |
183 |
1 |
70.23 |
2022-02-11 |
| 52. |
And though it's always been with me, I must tear down the wa... |
70.12 |
1.0680 |
0.0323 |
210 |
1 |
70.12 |
2022-03-17 |
| 53. |
So now the sadness comes - the revelation. There is a depres... |
70.00 |
1.0363 |
0.0620 |
354 |
2 |
66.43 |
2022-03-25 |
| 54. |
Everyone wants stuff. We wake up every day with a list of wi... |
69.99 |
1.0904 |
0.0078 |
213 |
1 |
69.99 |
2022-03-22 |
| 55. |
I'll find you in the morning sun and when the night is new. ... |
69.87 |
1.0476 |
0.0480 |
232 |
2 |
68.83 |
2022-03-24 |
| 56. |
I'm wondering why do all the monsters come out at night? Why... |
69.85 |
1.0089 |
0.0816 |
162 |
1 |
69.85 |
2022-03-22 |
| 57. |
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with s... |
69.79 |
1.0205 |
0.0739 |
94 |
1 |
69.79 |
2022-03-28 |
| 58. |
For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too... |
69.67 |
1.0637 |
0.0298 |
551 |
1 |
69.67 |
2022-03-16 |
| 59. |
People aren't as complex as you think they are. They're simp... |
69.52 |
1.0728 |
0.0178 |
237 |
1 |
69.52 |
2022-03-22 |
| 60. |
If there were to be something non-empty, there would then be... |
69.46 |
1.0439 |
0.0461 |
165 |
1 |
69.46 |
2022-02-11 |
| 61. |
I want to leave my footprints in the sands of time. Know the... |
69.41 |
1.1101 |
-0.0204 |
235 |
1 |
69.41 |
2022-03-22 |
| 62. |
When I need to find something out, I just go out and look fo... |
69.20 |
1.0656 |
0.0158 |
147 |
1 |
69.20 |
2022-02-12 |
| 63. |
She did not tell them to clean up their lives, or go and sin... |
69.00 |
1.1457 |
-0.0547 |
311 |
1 |
69.00 |
2022-03-28 |
| 64. |
Death really did not matter to him but life did, and therefo... |
68.92 |
1.0681 |
0.0103 |
158 |
1 |
68.92 |
2022-03-15 |
| 65. |
Take one moment to escape, it will change your mood when you... |
68.90 |
1.0627 |
0.0180 |
298 |
2 |
68.88 |
2022-03-24 |
| 66. |
And I knew that in spite of all the roses and kisses and res... |
68.80 |
1.0843 |
0.0141 |
258 |
1 |
68.80 |
2022-03-22 |
| 67. |
You choose to be hurt rather than to hurt others, right? You... |
68.74 |
1.0092 |
0.0656 |
160 |
1 |
68.74 |
2022-02-06 |
| 68. |
To graduate you need my course, dear boy. So it seems I have... |
68.74 |
1.0719 |
0.0068 |
264 |
1 |
68.74 |
2022-02-12 |
| 69. |
I sit at my table and wage war on myself. It seems like it's... |
68.71 |
1.0299 |
0.0482 |
293 |
1 |
68.71 |
2022-03-24 |
| 70. |
You live through that little piece of time that is yours, bu... |
68.65 |
1.0483 |
0.0246 |
185 |
1 |
68.65 |
2022-03-21 |
| 71. |
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you... |
68.63 |
1.0237 |
0.0524 |
227 |
1 |
68.63 |
2022-02-11 |
| 72. |
The scent of pine is overwhelming as you enter the next room... |
68.61 |
1.1027 |
-0.0214 |
210 |
1 |
68.61 |
2025-03-03 |
| 73. |
You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excu... |
68.48 |
1.0387 |
0.0361 |
162 |
1 |
68.48 |
2022-03-24 |
| 74. |
She couldn't understand a vocation. Some people can't; at be... |
68.44 |
0.9451 |
0.1289 |
138 |
1 |
68.44 |
2022-03-28 |
| 75. |
Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelli... |
68.44 |
1.0195 |
0.0547 |
148 |
1 |
68.44 |
2022-02-12 |
| 76. |
And I think how hope may be the thing that pulls you forward... |
68.26 |
1.0932 |
-0.0228 |
243 |
1 |
68.26 |
2022-02-12 |
| 77. |
Children know something that we all too often set aside once... |
68.26 |
1.0534 |
0.0144 |
179 |
1 |
68.26 |
2022-03-21 |
| 78. |
Fred pulled back and steered the nose of the plane into the ... |
68.22 |
1.0174 |
0.0525 |
197 |
1 |
68.22 |
2022-02-11 |
| 79. |
Before me there stands an opportunity, there for the taking ... |
68.21 |
1.0053 |
0.0644 |
227 |
1 |
68.21 |
2022-03-28 |
| 80. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
68.18 |
1.0426 |
0.0264 |
323 |
1 |
68.18 |
2022-03-25 |
| 81. |
'Cause what the world needs now is a new kind of tension 'ca... |
68.16 |
1.0042 |
0.0623 |
185 |
1 |
68.16 |
2022-03-21 |
| 82. |
For this dark and lonely room projects a shadow cast in gloo... |
68.15 |
1.0512 |
0.0181 |
207 |
1 |
68.15 |
2022-02-11 |
| 83. |
No, the goal of war is not to kill. The goal of war is to wi... |
68.09 |
1.0253 |
0.0433 |
336 |
1 |
68.09 |
2022-02-11 |
| 84. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
68.05 |
0.9731 |
0.0938 |
129 |
1 |
68.05 |
2022-03-24 |
| 85. |
Maybe I will never be all the things that I wanna be. Now is... |
67.98 |
1.1051 |
-0.0389 |
177 |
1 |
67.98 |
2022-03-21 |
| 86. |
There are no simple answers in life. There is good and bad i... |
67.97 |
1.0687 |
-0.0025 |
287 |
1 |
67.97 |
2022-03-22 |
| 87. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
67.82 |
1.0025 |
0.0609 |
256 |
1 |
67.82 |
2022-03-17 |
| 88. |
Do you think politics is only about winning the argument? Th... |
67.77 |
1.0392 |
0.0244 |
115 |
1 |
67.77 |
2022-03-21 |
| 89. |
I don't want to talk if it makes you feel sad, and I underst... |
67.76 |
1.0316 |
0.0284 |
150 |
1 |
67.76 |
2022-03-28 |
| 90. |
When someone sues a wealthy individual, they are often met w... |
67.75 |
1.0089 |
0.0504 |
194 |
1 |
67.75 |
2022-03-22 |
| 91. |
The naked cannot clothe the poor in spirit with oxygen, and ... |
67.73 |
1.0298 |
0.0329 |
203 |
1 |
67.73 |
2022-03-24 |
| 92. |
I don't give a damn, except that I get bored sometimes when ... |
67.60 |
1.0502 |
0.0158 |
201 |
1 |
67.60 |
2022-03-24 |
| 93. |
Ok doc, before you hit the road you might wanna grab some me... |
67.60 |
1.0509 |
0.0105 |
370 |
1 |
67.60 |
2022-03-28 |
| 94. |
I deserve it all. Let the cold world do its worst; one thing... |
67.52 |
1.0168 |
0.0429 |
328 |
1 |
67.52 |
2022-03-22 |
| 95. |
When the snow is on our mind, rows and rows and lines and li... |
67.50 |
1.0484 |
0.0103 |
267 |
1 |
67.50 |
2022-03-22 |
| 96. |
Love isn't just wanting another person the way you want to o... |
67.49 |
1.0667 |
-0.0081 |
207 |
1 |
67.49 |
2022-02-12 |
| 97. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
67.43 |
0.8787 |
0.1792 |
202 |
1 |
67.43 |
2022-03-21 |
| 98. |
Lonely people tend, rather, to be lonely because they declin... |
67.32 |
1.0172 |
0.0391 |
179 |
1 |
67.32 |
2022-02-11 |
| 99. |
The wonders of life and the universe are mere reflections of... |
67.22 |
0.9814 |
0.0737 |
155 |
1 |
67.22 |
2022-02-12 |
| 100. |
We all know that something is eternal. And it ain't houses a... |
67.15 |
1.0554 |
-0.0014 |
460 |
1 |
67.15 |
2022-03-22 |
| 101. |
I had never seen anything so beautiful in my life. She was l... |
67.10 |
1.0249 |
0.0284 |
568 |
1 |
67.10 |
2022-03-22 |
| 102. |
Well that is where we are. You say we are on the brink of de... |
67.05 |
1.0653 |
-0.0142 |
259 |
1 |
67.05 |
2022-03-24 |
| 103. |
I don't like you, but I love you. Seems that I'm always thin... |
66.94 |
1.0238 |
0.0258 |
293 |
1 |
66.94 |
2022-03-22 |
| 104. |
There was a long hard time when I kept far from me the remem... |
66.86 |
1.0483 |
0.0013 |
132 |
1 |
66.86 |
2022-02-06 |
| 105. |
Just thinking about her made him warm inside. No longer did ... |
66.85 |
1.0432 |
0.0061 |
414 |
1 |
66.85 |
2022-03-24 |
| 106. |
If you think that you are going to love something, give it a... |
66.79 |
1.1227 |
-0.0744 |
147 |
1 |
66.79 |
2022-02-11 |
| 107. |
If there is a design or pattern on our china, we eat until w... |
66.79 |
1.0244 |
0.0242 |
273 |
1 |
66.79 |
2022-03-22 |
| 108. |
Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men. ... |
66.71 |
1.0741 |
-0.0275 |
235 |
1 |
66.71 |
2022-03-28 |
| 109. |
I let it fall, my heart, and as it fell you rose to claim it... |
66.66 |
1.0473 |
-0.0012 |
240 |
1 |
66.66 |
2022-04-06 |
| 110. |
There'll always be the argument that video games are meant t... |
66.65 |
1.0304 |
0.0155 |
378 |
1 |
66.65 |
2022-02-11 |
| 111. |
You had to kill the conversation, you always had the upper h... |
66.62 |
1.0628 |
-0.0177 |
311 |
1 |
66.62 |
2022-02-09 |
| 112. |
Intrigued by that enigma, he dug so deeply into her sentimen... |
66.43 |
1.0483 |
-0.0044 |
181 |
1 |
66.43 |
2022-03-28 |
| 113. |
People are screwed up in this world. I'd rather be with some... |
66.39 |
0.9512 |
0.0852 |
136 |
1 |
66.39 |
2022-02-11 |
| 114. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
66.33 |
1.0477 |
-0.0077 |
360 |
1 |
66.33 |
2022-03-24 |
| 115. |
And words were not just the pieces of speaking; they were th... |
66.29 |
1.0715 |
-0.0320 |
206 |
1 |
66.29 |
2022-02-06 |
| 116. |
There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of ... |
66.18 |
1.0263 |
0.0120 |
307 |
1 |
66.18 |
2022-02-11 |
| 117. |
And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if ... |
66.15 |
1.0250 |
0.0139 |
167 |
1 |
66.15 |
2022-03-17 |
| 118. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
66.12 |
0.9527 |
0.0839 |
251 |
1 |
66.12 |
2022-03-28 |
| 119. |
In this grave hour, perhaps the most fateful in our history,... |
66.03 |
1.0547 |
-0.0172 |
331 |
1 |
66.03 |
2022-02-11 |
| 120. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
66.01 |
0.9005 |
0.1347 |
212 |
2 |
59.76 |
2022-03-24 |
| 121. |
Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beaut... |
66.01 |
0.9654 |
0.0714 |
145 |
1 |
66.01 |
2022-02-12 |
| 122. |
The lessons of market history are clear. Styles and fashions... |
65.99 |
1.0189 |
0.0315 |
308 |
1 |
65.99 |
2022-02-11 |
| 123. |
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: i... |
65.97 |
1.0942 |
-0.0606 |
226 |
2 |
65.47 |
2022-03-22 |
| 124. |
I have a small favor to ask regarding our impending wedding.... |
65.97 |
1.0595 |
-0.0244 |
254 |
1 |
65.97 |
2022-02-11 |
| 125. |
In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea.... |
65.95 |
1.0605 |
-0.0258 |
229 |
1 |
65.95 |
2022-03-22 |
| 126. |
You may not yet be at a point where you have fully recovered... |
65.83 |
1.0814 |
-0.0471 |
163 |
1 |
65.83 |
2025-02-26 |
| 127. |
Tis the night - the night of the graves delight and the warl... |
65.82 |
1.0214 |
0.0042 |
160 |
1 |
65.82 |
2022-02-11 |
| 128. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
65.80 |
0.9286 |
0.1031 |
194 |
1 |
65.80 |
2022-03-22 |
| 129. |
I know you don't get a chance to take a break this often. I ... |
65.80 |
1.0262 |
0.0070 |
212 |
1 |
65.80 |
2022-02-11 |
| 130. |
Look, you can't stop the years from passing by. There comes ... |
65.75 |
1.0337 |
-0.0021 |
351 |
2 |
64.96 |
2022-03-24 |
| 131. |
Achilles will never overtake the tortoise. He must first rea... |
65.73 |
1.0924 |
-0.0570 |
289 |
1 |
65.73 |
2025-03-03 |
| 132. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
65.69 |
1.0385 |
-0.0090 |
230 |
1 |
65.69 |
2022-03-24 |
| 133. |
The only problem with the treatment was that it worked too w... |
65.66 |
1.0484 |
-0.0175 |
219 |
1 |
65.66 |
2022-03-17 |
| 134. |
What's in your eyes 'cause they talk to me. They know how to... |
65.52 |
1.0277 |
0.0006 |
373 |
1 |
65.52 |
2022-03-28 |
| 135. |
In the wild lands beyond Bree there were mysterious wanderer... |
65.52 |
1.0058 |
0.0224 |
296 |
1 |
65.52 |
2022-03-28 |
| 136. |
It often seems to me that's all detective work is, wiping ou... |
65.47 |
1.0579 |
-0.0311 |
348 |
1 |
65.47 |
2022-02-12 |
| 137. |
I don't worry. This is all wrong. I don't know what it is bu... |
65.39 |
0.9946 |
0.0281 |
157 |
1 |
65.39 |
2022-03-22 |
| 138. |
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. From w... |
65.36 |
1.0573 |
-0.0313 |
248 |
1 |
65.36 |
2022-02-12 |
| 139. |
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a ... |
65.32 |
1.0158 |
0.0084 |
103 |
1 |
65.32 |
2022-03-21 |
| 140. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
65.29 |
1.0368 |
-0.0130 |
276 |
1 |
65.29 |
2022-03-15 |
| 141. |
The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn't want ... |
65.27 |
1.0319 |
-0.0073 |
215 |
2 |
61.29 |
2022-03-28 |
| 142. |
I'm just not the guy for you. I mean, you need a guy who's h... |
65.27 |
1.0574 |
-0.0335 |
207 |
1 |
65.27 |
2022-03-22 |
| 143. |
Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you ... |
65.26 |
1.0423 |
-0.0186 |
162 |
1 |
65.26 |
2022-02-09 |
| 144. |
Lemon Boy and me started to get along together. I helped him... |
65.23 |
1.0112 |
0.0119 |
210 |
1 |
65.23 |
2022-03-24 |
| 145. |
The rate of progress is so rapid that what one learns at sch... |
65.12 |
1.0449 |
-0.0228 |
383 |
1 |
65.12 |
2022-03-28 |
| 146. |
To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is j... |
65.11 |
1.0585 |
-0.0375 |
391 |
1 |
65.11 |
2022-03-24 |
| 147. |
I can always tell when you're lying. I also know that you ca... |
65.06 |
1.0147 |
0.0057 |
249 |
1 |
65.06 |
2022-02-12 |
| 148. |
Morning has broken like the first morning, blackbird has spo... |
65.05 |
1.0408 |
-0.0203 |
180 |
1 |
65.05 |
2022-04-06 |
| 149. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
65.01 |
1.0340 |
-0.0145 |
406 |
1 |
65.01 |
2022-03-22 |
| 150. |
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart o... |
64.96 |
1.0488 |
-0.0292 |
321 |
2 |
61.95 |
2022-03-22 |
| 151. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
64.86 |
1.0165 |
0.0003 |
392 |
1 |
64.86 |
2022-02-11 |
| 152. |
He pushes people away before they get a chance to leave him.... |
64.86 |
1.0461 |
-0.0288 |
257 |
1 |
64.86 |
2022-03-21 |
| 153. |
Well, a scavenger hunt is exactly like a treasure hunt, exce... |
64.85 |
1.0035 |
0.0138 |
186 |
1 |
64.85 |
2022-03-24 |
| 154. |
Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious... |
64.76 |
0.9984 |
0.0175 |
394 |
1 |
64.76 |
2022-02-12 |
| 155. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
64.75 |
1.0677 |
-0.0408 |
284 |
1 |
64.75 |
2022-03-28 |
| 156. |
I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on... |
64.72 |
0.9233 |
0.0904 |
181 |
1 |
64.72 |
2022-03-22 |
| 157. |
It was also a lot easier for online teachers to hold their s... |
64.69 |
0.9866 |
0.0287 |
253 |
1 |
64.69 |
2022-03-22 |
| 158. |
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow. Hello, I've just go... |
64.69 |
1.0234 |
-0.0092 |
290 |
1 |
64.69 |
2022-03-24 |
| 159. |
You don't care about anything except you. You just want to p... |
64.64 |
1.0488 |
-0.0340 |
230 |
1 |
64.64 |
2022-02-11 |
| 160. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
64.63 |
0.9884 |
0.0250 |
233 |
1 |
64.63 |
2022-04-06 |
| 161. |
Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wr... |
64.57 |
1.0197 |
-0.0068 |
393 |
1 |
64.57 |
2022-03-24 |
| 162. |
One can't understand everything at once, we can't begin with... |
64.55 |
1.0290 |
-0.0098 |
250 |
1 |
64.55 |
2022-03-22 |
| 163. |
I hated that having done the right thing was somehow conside... |
64.55 |
1.0517 |
-0.0432 |
144 |
1 |
64.55 |
2022-02-07 |
| 164. |
There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as lon... |
64.54 |
1.0372 |
-0.0275 |
183 |
1 |
64.54 |
2022-03-22 |
| 165. |
Our prematurity brought a second big advantage: it forced us... |
64.53 |
0.9962 |
0.0174 |
455 |
1 |
64.53 |
2022-02-09 |
| 166. |
I mean that tonight you've made me ashamed of every concept ... |
64.51 |
1.0311 |
-0.0192 |
317 |
1 |
64.51 |
2022-03-17 |
| 167. |
See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that yo... |
64.47 |
0.9721 |
0.0357 |
154 |
1 |
64.47 |
2022-02-11 |
| 168. |
I thought I had the whole world in my mouth. I thought I cou... |
64.42 |
1.0370 |
-0.0265 |
432 |
1 |
64.42 |
2022-03-22 |
| 169. |
Some feeling had started in my stomach and was traveling up ... |
64.29 |
1.0998 |
-0.0908 |
199 |
1 |
64.29 |
2022-02-12 |
| 170. |
We must never forget that human motives are generally far mo... |
64.25 |
1.0294 |
-0.0255 |
174 |
1 |
64.25 |
2022-03-28 |
| 171. |
I remember how you said that sometimes it gets just a little... |
64.20 |
1.0962 |
-0.0883 |
182 |
1 |
64.20 |
2022-02-11 |
| 172. |
Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do... |
64.20 |
1.0682 |
-0.0613 |
221 |
1 |
64.20 |
2022-02-12 |
| 173. |
My hours of leisure I spent in reading the best authors, anc... |
64.18 |
0.9917 |
0.0162 |
305 |
1 |
64.18 |
2022-03-17 |
| 174. |
I had neither kith nor kin in England, and was therefore as ... |
64.17 |
0.9694 |
0.0376 |
319 |
2 |
60.05 |
2022-03-21 |
| 175. |
You're right, Will. I can't do this proof. But you can and w... |
64.13 |
1.0485 |
-0.0428 |
211 |
1 |
64.13 |
2022-03-15 |
| 176. |
All the girls in the world were divided into two classes: on... |
64.10 |
1.0284 |
-0.0221 |
279 |
1 |
64.10 |
2022-03-28 |
| 177. |
In another experiment involving students, respondents were a... |
64.04 |
0.9941 |
0.0230 |
540 |
2 |
62.84 |
2022-03-21 |
| 178. |
Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a ch... |
64.02 |
1.0118 |
-0.0068 |
250 |
1 |
64.02 |
2022-03-22 |
| 179. |
All around us there are powers. There are animals like the w... |
64.00 |
1.0615 |
-0.0578 |
419 |
1 |
64.00 |
2022-03-22 |
| 180. |
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie... |
63.99 |
0.9258 |
0.0744 |
118 |
1 |
63.99 |
2022-03-28 |
| 181. |
I would say he has quite a few problems. His energy seems to... |
63.95 |
1.0628 |
-0.0594 |
396 |
1 |
63.95 |
2022-03-24 |
| 182. |
Then suddenly the humour of the situation came into my mind:... |
63.94 |
1.0326 |
-0.0338 |
191 |
1 |
63.94 |
2022-03-22 |
| 183. |
Many boys will bring you flowers. But someday you'll meet a ... |
63.90 |
1.0894 |
-0.0877 |
310 |
1 |
63.90 |
2025-03-03 |
| 184. |
The passage of time in prisons is not in a cell of brick and... |
63.89 |
1.0524 |
-0.0501 |
355 |
1 |
63.89 |
2022-02-12 |
| 185. |
This is the song I will sing to you when you're old and tire... |
63.85 |
1.0874 |
-0.0865 |
268 |
1 |
63.85 |
2022-04-06 |
| 186. |
Translating from one language to another, unless it is from ... |
63.80 |
1.0298 |
-0.0285 |
317 |
1 |
63.80 |
2022-02-07 |
| 187. |
Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you ag... |
63.75 |
1.0312 |
-0.0300 |
222 |
1 |
63.75 |
2022-03-15 |
| 188. |
At last, we finally meet. I have something for you, Chancell... |
63.74 |
1.0719 |
-0.0722 |
186 |
1 |
63.74 |
2022-03-17 |
| 189. |
Sometimes he awoke with a feeling of fragments afloat in his... |
63.70 |
1.0433 |
-0.0444 |
172 |
1 |
63.70 |
2022-03-21 |
| 190. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
63.68 |
1.0621 |
-0.0550 |
263 |
1 |
63.68 |
2022-02-12 |
| 191. |
In a hamlet of ten households, there are bound to be those w... |
63.65 |
1.1182 |
-0.1031 |
204 |
2 |
61.79 |
2025-03-03 |
| 192. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
63.63 |
0.9852 |
0.0124 |
264 |
1 |
63.63 |
2022-03-24 |
| 193. |
My meaning simply is, that whatever I have tried to do in li... |
63.37 |
1.0089 |
-0.0141 |
258 |
1 |
63.37 |
2022-03-24 |
| 194. |
He never shut up about you. You'd think he was the only guy ... |
63.37 |
1.0201 |
-0.0258 |
484 |
1 |
63.37 |
2022-02-06 |
| 195. |
I didn't get you to do anything. I gave you a name and you m... |
63.31 |
1.0283 |
-0.0347 |
449 |
1 |
63.31 |
2022-03-24 |
| 196. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
63.31 |
1.0388 |
-0.0339 |
243 |
1 |
63.31 |
2022-03-24 |
| 197. |
I must've forgot, you can't trust me. I'm open a moment and ... |
63.31 |
1.0400 |
-0.0472 |
234 |
1 |
63.31 |
2022-03-22 |
| 198. |
And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't ... |
63.31 |
0.9920 |
0.0013 |
241 |
1 |
63.31 |
2022-03-22 |
| 199. |
Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the enti... |
63.30 |
1.0279 |
-0.0347 |
253 |
2 |
63.16 |
2022-03-22 |
| 200. |
Are you even listening? Look at me! These kids believe in yo... |
63.25 |
1.0435 |
-0.0515 |
343 |
1 |
63.25 |
2022-03-22 |
| 201. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
63.13 |
0.9763 |
0.0133 |
289 |
1 |
63.13 |
2022-03-22 |
| 202. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
63.07 |
0.9593 |
0.0299 |
398 |
1 |
63.07 |
2022-03-28 |
| 203. |
And, anyway, it's not about making money, it's about taking ... |
63.04 |
1.0091 |
-0.0201 |
172 |
1 |
63.04 |
2022-03-16 |
| 204. |
I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that... |
63.03 |
1.0380 |
-0.0521 |
164 |
1 |
63.03 |
2022-03-28 |
| 205. |
Are you sure? Fine! Well, you go and have a really good nigh... |
63.03 |
1.0190 |
-0.0297 |
402 |
1 |
63.03 |
2022-03-22 |
| 206. |
I took a walk alone last night, I looked up at the stars to ... |
62.91 |
1.0702 |
-0.0833 |
197 |
1 |
62.91 |
2022-02-11 |
| 207. |
A pretty girl is like a melody that haunts you night and day... |
62.90 |
1.0240 |
-0.0366 |
317 |
1 |
62.90 |
2022-01-17 |
| 208. |
At the doorway on my heart all the leaves are falling down, ... |
62.84 |
1.0613 |
-0.0755 |
225 |
1 |
62.84 |
2022-03-15 |
| 209. |
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what ... |
62.81 |
1.0290 |
-0.0435 |
258 |
1 |
62.81 |
2022-02-06 |
| 210. |
Do you think there is the possibility of you and I? In this ... |
62.75 |
1.0476 |
-0.0632 |
473 |
1 |
62.75 |
2022-02-12 |
| 211. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
62.74 |
1.0004 |
-0.0172 |
212 |
1 |
62.74 |
2022-03-28 |
| 212. |
I'll tell you bedtime stories, and you'll pretend they're no... |
62.71 |
0.9976 |
-0.0152 |
309 |
1 |
62.71 |
2022-02-11 |
| 213. |
Everyone's counting on me to cheer them up and give them lot... |
62.55 |
1.0231 |
-0.0452 |
177 |
1 |
62.55 |
2022-03-22 |
| 214. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
62.54 |
0.9820 |
-0.0014 |
267 |
1 |
62.54 |
2022-03-22 |
| 215. |
I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the po... |
62.48 |
1.0468 |
-0.0709 |
145 |
1 |
62.48 |
2022-02-09 |
| 216. |
I used to wonder why he looked familiar. Then, I realized it... |
62.42 |
1.0044 |
-0.0264 |
292 |
1 |
62.42 |
2022-02-12 |
| 217. |
You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things. ... |
62.36 |
1.0428 |
-0.0651 |
215 |
1 |
62.36 |
2022-03-21 |
| 218. |
Our customers are nervous about financial decisions because ... |
62.35 |
1.0144 |
-0.0362 |
224 |
1 |
62.35 |
2022-03-28 |
| 219. |
I don't think man was meant to attain happiness so easily. H... |
62.32 |
0.9788 |
-0.0058 |
179 |
1 |
62.32 |
2022-03-24 |
| 220. |
I've dreamt in my life dreams that have stayed with me ever ... |
62.29 |
1.0161 |
-0.0437 |
185 |
1 |
62.29 |
2022-03-22 |
| 221. |
One way to tell if you're really comfortable with a person i... |
62.27 |
1.0369 |
-0.0614 |
252 |
1 |
62.27 |
2022-03-15 |
| 222. |
Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashi... |
62.25 |
1.0167 |
-0.0397 |
152 |
1 |
62.25 |
2022-03-28 |
| 223. |
I see a beautiful city and a brilliant people rising from th... |
62.24 |
1.0238 |
-0.0463 |
314 |
1 |
62.24 |
2022-04-06 |
| 224. |
A field, though fertile, cannot yield a harvest without cult... |
62.07 |
0.9855 |
-0.0161 |
146 |
1 |
62.07 |
2022-03-15 |
| 225. |
True, the law isn't perfect. That is because we people who m... |
62.00 |
0.9841 |
-0.0157 |
161 |
1 |
62.00 |
2022-02-12 |
| 226. |
I wanna hold you when I'm not supposed to. When I'm lying cl... |
61.98 |
1.0292 |
-0.0576 |
190 |
1 |
61.98 |
2022-03-21 |
| 227. |
She came into a room; she stood, as he had often seen her, i... |
61.98 |
0.9862 |
-0.0139 |
308 |
1 |
61.98 |
2022-03-21 |
| 228. |
When you go on the run, the first thing you do is lay down t... |
61.93 |
1.0836 |
-0.1115 |
370 |
1 |
61.93 |
2022-02-07 |
| 229. |
Just a cast away an island lost at sea. Another lonely day, ... |
61.80 |
1.0093 |
-0.0401 |
158 |
1 |
61.80 |
2022-02-12 |
| 230. |
One overarching lesson we have learned during the past hundr... |
61.73 |
1.0078 |
-0.0377 |
146 |
1 |
61.73 |
2022-02-11 |
| 231. |
Selling short is a way to make money if stock prices fall. I... |
61.55 |
1.0922 |
-0.1114 |
230 |
1 |
61.55 |
2022-02-12 |
| 232. |
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man t... |
61.52 |
1.0776 |
-0.1121 |
147 |
1 |
61.52 |
2022-02-09 |
| 233. |
People are made of stories. Our memories are not the imparti... |
61.50 |
0.9901 |
-0.0297 |
169 |
1 |
61.50 |
2022-02-06 |
| 234. |
A semitrailer is legally defined as a vehicle designed so th... |
61.50 |
0.9544 |
0.0113 |
228 |
1 |
61.50 |
2022-02-12 |
| 235. |
Now, men, in conclusion, I would like to say that, in the tw... |
61.49 |
1.0509 |
-0.0858 |
311 |
1 |
61.49 |
2022-02-07 |
| 236. |
Somewhere in the forest where the waters meet lie the days b... |
61.48 |
1.0163 |
-0.0532 |
206 |
1 |
61.48 |
2022-02-12 |
| 237. |
The Swarms have crushed the meager human resistance and laid... |
61.44 |
0.9197 |
0.0444 |
297 |
1 |
61.44 |
2022-03-24 |
| 238. |
With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never... |
61.37 |
1.0165 |
-0.0599 |
188 |
1 |
61.37 |
2022-03-22 |
| 239. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
61.35 |
0.9855 |
-0.0118 |
258 |
1 |
61.35 |
2022-02-11 |
| 240. |
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. And I'll f... |
61.32 |
1.0203 |
-0.0583 |
425 |
1 |
61.32 |
2022-03-22 |
| 241. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
61.30 |
0.9684 |
-0.0074 |
388 |
1 |
61.30 |
2022-03-24 |
| 242. |
Employees earn and get taxed, and they try to live on what i... |
61.30 |
1.0565 |
-0.0781 |
216 |
2 |
58.46 |
2022-02-12 |
| 243. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
61.29 |
1.1114 |
-0.1514 |
247 |
1 |
61.29 |
2022-03-15 |
| 244. |
I'll tell you a riddle. You're waiting for a train, a train ... |
61.24 |
1.0788 |
-0.1177 |
251 |
1 |
61.24 |
2022-03-22 |
| 245. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
60.90 |
1.0365 |
-0.0673 |
162 |
1 |
60.90 |
2025-03-03 |
| 246. |
You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ... |
60.89 |
0.8914 |
0.0634 |
366 |
1 |
60.89 |
2022-04-01 |
| 247. |
For instance, a black hole as light as a small asteroid woul... |
60.88 |
0.9555 |
0.0000 |
209 |
1 |
60.88 |
2022-03-24 |
| 248. |
When I lay with you I could stay there. Close my eyes, feel ... |
60.83 |
1.0111 |
-0.0571 |
257 |
1 |
60.83 |
2022-03-24 |
| 249. |
If you spend too much time trying to find out what is good o... |
60.62 |
1.0120 |
-0.0632 |
196 |
1 |
60.62 |
2022-02-11 |
| 250. |
It's sometimes quite astonishing that a single, average life... |
60.55 |
1.0347 |
-0.0849 |
162 |
1 |
60.55 |
2022-03-15 |
| 251. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
60.53 |
0.9532 |
-0.0044 |
258 |
1 |
60.53 |
2022-02-11 |
| 252. |
I can lead with pride, I can make us strong. I'll be satisfi... |
60.52 |
1.0329 |
-0.0827 |
536 |
1 |
60.52 |
2022-04-06 |
| 253. |
Because she doesn't just give you a present, she gives you a... |
60.47 |
1.0352 |
-0.0858 |
356 |
1 |
60.47 |
2022-02-11 |
| 254. |
Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no un... |
60.41 |
0.9626 |
-0.0140 |
364 |
1 |
60.41 |
2022-03-22 |
| 255. |
It's an odd feeling, farewell. There is such envy in it. Men... |
60.41 |
1.0007 |
-0.0528 |
194 |
1 |
60.41 |
2022-02-11 |
| 256. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
60.40 |
1.0214 |
-0.0747 |
166 |
1 |
60.40 |
2022-03-15 |
| 257. |
Well, that's the heart of our problem isn't it? You don't tr... |
60.25 |
1.0124 |
-0.0677 |
219 |
1 |
60.25 |
2022-03-15 |
| 258. |
Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... |
60.13 |
0.9678 |
-0.0166 |
445 |
1 |
60.13 |
2022-02-12 |
| 259. |
I made my mistakes, but in all of my years of public life, I... |
60.11 |
1.0100 |
-0.0670 |
448 |
1 |
60.11 |
2022-03-28 |
| 260. |
Even there, in the mines, underground, I may find a human he... |
60.11 |
0.9984 |
-0.0557 |
409 |
1 |
60.11 |
2022-03-28 |
| 261. |
Secretly, I want the box more than the jewelry. I want it to... |
59.97 |
1.0166 |
-0.0764 |
260 |
1 |
59.97 |
2022-03-28 |
| 262. |
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderely again. It seemed to ... |
59.73 |
1.0315 |
-0.0945 |
377 |
1 |
59.73 |
2022-03-28 |
| 263. |
I wanna be inside your heaven. Take me to the place you cry ... |
59.63 |
1.0467 |
-0.1118 |
216 |
1 |
59.63 |
2022-03-21 |
| 264. |
Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series is the mos... |
59.61 |
0.9523 |
-0.0167 |
245 |
1 |
59.61 |
2022-03-22 |
| 265. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
59.52 |
1.0083 |
-0.0580 |
273 |
1 |
59.52 |
2025-03-03 |
| 266. |
I'm here, just like I said. Though it's breaking every rule ... |
59.51 |
1.0096 |
-0.0781 |
300 |
1 |
59.51 |
2022-02-07 |
| 267. |
You're telling us you killed those three young men on the su... |
59.50 |
1.0021 |
-0.0689 |
483 |
1 |
59.50 |
2022-03-22 |
| 268. |
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, fles... |
59.45 |
0.9497 |
-0.0175 |
350 |
1 |
59.45 |
2022-02-12 |
| 269. |
Gaston was not only a fierce lover, with endless wisdom and ... |
59.37 |
1.0467 |
-0.1147 |
276 |
1 |
59.37 |
2021-06-26 |
| 270. |
When things are going well with sales, profits, shareholder ... |
59.11 |
0.9882 |
-0.0596 |
198 |
1 |
59.11 |
2022-03-22 |
| 271. |
I've noticed that about your people, Doctor. You find it eas... |
59.05 |
1.0481 |
-0.1213 |
230 |
1 |
59.05 |
2022-02-07 |
| 272. |
They say, "Find a purpose in your life and live it." But, so... |
58.94 |
1.0153 |
-0.0901 |
182 |
1 |
58.94 |
2022-03-22 |
| 273. |
Cardan looks at me as though he's never seen me before. He l... |
58.85 |
1.0305 |
-0.1112 |
139 |
1 |
58.85 |
2022-02-11 |
| 274. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
58.71 |
0.9084 |
0.0120 |
300 |
1 |
58.71 |
2022-02-11 |
| 275. |
Even if someone says they're doing fine, I'm sure that's jus... |
58.71 |
0.9758 |
-0.0589 |
186 |
1 |
58.71 |
2022-03-28 |
| 276. |
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. No... |
58.67 |
0.9894 |
-0.0692 |
218 |
1 |
58.67 |
2022-03-15 |
| 277. |
Allow me to tell you about some complex feelings. Feelings l... |
58.31 |
1.0420 |
-0.1272 |
338 |
1 |
58.31 |
2022-03-28 |
| 278. |
Your bed is with you in the void. But not for long - it goes... |
58.31 |
1.0558 |
-0.1418 |
232 |
1 |
58.31 |
2022-03-22 |
| 279. |
Here we go, another night out. Waited all week just to get o... |
58.24 |
1.0322 |
-0.1189 |
195 |
1 |
58.24 |
2022-02-11 |
| 280. |
Power don't come from a badge or a gun. Power comes from lyi... |
58.23 |
1.0122 |
-0.0998 |
240 |
1 |
58.23 |
2022-03-25 |
| 281. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
58.22 |
1.0644 |
-0.1370 |
257 |
1 |
58.22 |
2021-07-07 |
| 282. |
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy ... |
58.22 |
1.0197 |
-0.1067 |
150 |
1 |
58.22 |
2022-03-24 |
| 283. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
58.10 |
1.0298 |
-0.1177 |
280 |
1 |
58.10 |
2022-02-07 |
| 284. |
Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you ther... |
58.06 |
0.9993 |
-0.0890 |
174 |
1 |
58.06 |
2022-03-22 |
| 285. |
See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my ... |
58.00 |
1.0078 |
-0.0981 |
244 |
1 |
58.00 |
2022-03-22 |
| 286. |
I would never want to forfeit my genders. Along with Aunt Au... |
57.91 |
0.9737 |
-0.0652 |
204 |
1 |
57.91 |
2022-03-21 |
| 287. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
57.83 |
1.0608 |
-0.1410 |
258 |
1 |
57.83 |
2025-03-03 |
| 288. |
Power doesn't have to show off. Power is confident, self-ass... |
57.79 |
0.9417 |
-0.0343 |
164 |
1 |
57.79 |
2022-02-09 |
| 289. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
57.54 |
1.0673 |
-0.1473 |
230 |
1 |
57.54 |
2022-03-15 |
| 290. |
If you suddenly and unexpectedly feel joy, don't hesitate. G... |
57.51 |
0.9954 |
-0.0932 |
581 |
1 |
57.51 |
2022-03-21 |
| 291. |
I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've g... |
57.40 |
1.0163 |
-0.1156 |
242 |
1 |
57.40 |
2022-03-28 |
| 292. |
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy check f... |
57.36 |
0.9603 |
-0.0609 |
244 |
1 |
57.36 |
2022-03-22 |
| 293. |
One of the greatest attributes of God is power. Power to cre... |
57.27 |
1.0068 |
-0.1075 |
415 |
1 |
57.27 |
2022-03-28 |
| 294. |
You see, I'm moving on fast. Finally got the pass, gonna lea... |
57.07 |
1.0364 |
-0.1413 |
130 |
1 |
57.07 |
2022-03-15 |
| 295. |
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. And so I come to y... |
57.04 |
1.0452 |
-0.1508 |
173 |
1 |
57.04 |
2021-06-23 |
| 296. |
Everybody's talking about revolution, evolution, mastication... |
56.94 |
0.8913 |
0.0004 |
188 |
1 |
56.94 |
2022-03-17 |
| 297. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
56.74 |
0.8753 |
0.0148 |
427 |
1 |
56.74 |
2022-03-24 |
| 298. |
You think cooking is a cute job, huh? Like mommy in the kitc... |
56.58 |
1.0159 |
-0.1282 |
356 |
1 |
56.58 |
2022-02-11 |
| 299. |
Have you ever sailed across an ocean, Donald, on a sail boat... |
56.56 |
1.0253 |
-0.1380 |
231 |
1 |
56.56 |
2022-03-25 |
| 300. |
You should just get a van. With a van, it's like you've got ... |
56.49 |
0.9709 |
-0.0846 |
201 |
1 |
56.49 |
2022-03-22 |
| 301. |
Welcome aboard the HMS majesty ship, where the drinks are fr... |
56.45 |
1.0102 |
-0.1251 |
257 |
1 |
56.45 |
2022-03-21 |
| 302. |
Well this seems to be a waste of my time. That is nine hundr... |
56.34 |
0.9731 |
-0.0795 |
307 |
1 |
56.34 |
2022-03-22 |
| 303. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
56.29 |
1.0232 |
-0.1262 |
236 |
1 |
56.29 |
2025-03-03 |
| 304. |
An informed citizenry has to understand place, not because p... |
56.11 |
1.0167 |
-0.1390 |
177 |
1 |
56.11 |
2022-03-24 |
| 305. |
When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell whe... |
56.07 |
0.9842 |
-0.1049 |
324 |
1 |
56.07 |
2022-03-28 |
| 306. |
A powerful monster, living down in the darkness, growled in ... |
55.56 |
1.0033 |
-0.1316 |
222 |
1 |
55.56 |
2022-03-28 |
| 307. |
You and I, we've been through a lot together. I look back an... |
55.19 |
1.0072 |
-0.1426 |
301 |
1 |
55.19 |
2022-02-12 |
| 308. |
I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a ni... |
55.19 |
0.9829 |
-0.1155 |
371 |
1 |
55.19 |
2022-03-21 |
| 309. |
First, the layer of dough bakes into bread, a low-water-cont... |
55.11 |
0.9089 |
-0.0449 |
342 |
1 |
55.11 |
2022-03-28 |
| 310. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
54.99 |
0.9359 |
-0.0617 |
353 |
2 |
52.69 |
2025-02-26 |
| 311. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
54.50 |
1.0284 |
-0.1573 |
282 |
1 |
54.50 |
2022-03-21 |
| 312. |
If our civilization goes the way of the dodo and the remnant... |
54.31 |
0.9688 |
-0.1163 |
305 |
1 |
54.31 |
2022-02-12 |
| 313. |
Stupid, pitiful creature. I am the rage in your heart. I am ... |
54.31 |
0.9734 |
-0.1261 |
174 |
1 |
54.31 |
2022-03-21 |
| 314. |
She did not think he would answer. When he did, it was so lo... |
54.05 |
0.9912 |
-0.1440 |
312 |
1 |
54.05 |
2025-02-26 |
| 315. |
I cannot define what I mean by 'intuition'. It is simply wha... |
53.91 |
0.9047 |
-0.0582 |
305 |
1 |
53.91 |
2022-03-15 |
| 316. |
Abnormally rapid speculative enhancement of prices for exist... |
53.75 |
0.9507 |
-0.1072 |
196 |
1 |
53.75 |
2022-02-11 |
| 317. |
When we're young, we're taught the distinction between a her... |
53.65 |
1.0141 |
-0.1734 |
188 |
1 |
53.65 |
2022-03-21 |
| 318. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
53.40 |
0.9155 |
-0.0620 |
168 |
2 |
52.43 |
2022-03-24 |
| 319. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
53.10 |
1.0214 |
-0.1722 |
281 |
1 |
53.10 |
2025-02-26 |
| 320. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
52.76 |
0.8958 |
-0.0687 |
322 |
1 |
52.76 |
2022-03-15 |
| 321. |
I'm such a mess, I'm such a wreck, and I just don't know wha... |
52.53 |
0.9653 |
-0.1464 |
140 |
1 |
52.53 |
2021-06-26 |
| 322. |
The fear of death has disordered my reason and subjected me ... |
51.56 |
0.9806 |
-0.1763 |
175 |
1 |
51.56 |
2021-06-23 |
| 323. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
50.78 |
0.9632 |
-0.1541 |
345 |
1 |
50.78 |
2022-03-21 |
| 324. |
For example, by owning your own corporation, your vacations ... |
49.73 |
0.9725 |
-0.1792 |
279 |
1 |
49.73 |
2025-03-03 |
| 325. |
I can't have been there when brains were handed 'round or ge... |
49.28 |
1.0589 |
-0.2900 |
187 |
1 |
49.28 |
2021-06-20 |
| 326. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
48.81 |
0.7876 |
-0.0223 |
316 |
1 |
48.81 |
2022-02-09 |
| 327. |
I remembered a worrisome course in the Victorian novel where... |
48.64 |
0.9191 |
-0.1594 |
154 |
1 |
48.64 |
2022-03-16 |
| 328. |
I mean, doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of havin... |
47.69 |
0.9519 |
-0.2075 |
109 |
1 |
47.69 |
2021-06-21 |
| 329. |
Say to all of you, I have been treated this day with no resp... |
47.21 |
0.9907 |
-0.2510 |
281 |
1 |
47.21 |
2021-06-21 |
| 330. |
I've been alone with you inside my mind and in my dreams I'v... |
43.88 |
1.0429 |
-0.3557 |
391 |
1 |
43.88 |
2021-06-21 |
| 331. |
Again, I go back to the working really hard to get someone e... |
43.48 |
1.0624 |
-0.3809 |
249 |
1 |
43.48 |
2021-07-07 |
| 332. |
He was one of the numerous and varied legion of dullards, of... |
42.70 |
0.9477 |
-0.2772 |
253 |
1 |
42.70 |
2021-06-23 |
| 333. |
Clever, but schoolteacher beat him anyway to show him that d... |
42.12 |
0.9416 |
-0.2856 |
114 |
1 |
42.12 |
2021-06-21 |
| 334. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
39.15 |
0.8961 |
-0.2831 |
189 |
1 |
39.15 |
2021-06-23 |
| 335. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
38.31 |
0.8105 |
-0.2109 |
204 |
1 |
38.31 |
2021-06-23 |
| 336. |
I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's a... |
37.72 |
0.9673 |
-0.3761 |
200 |
1 |
37.72 |
2022-03-24 |
| 337. |
The explosion would be just the right size to maximize the a... |
37.65 |
1.0237 |
-0.4340 |
247 |
1 |
37.65 |
2021-06-21 |