| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
First time we had dinner, you asked me what I wanted from yo... |
83.93 |
1.0198 |
0.5856 |
239 |
1 |
83.93 |
2020-11-21 |
| 2. |
It won't always go your way, so you can't get trapped in thi... |
81.95 |
1.0194 |
0.5481 |
290 |
1 |
81.95 |
2020-11-21 |
| 3. |
She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went... |
78.66 |
0.8924 |
0.6122 |
171 |
1 |
78.66 |
2018-07-21 |
| 4. |
There are many other ways of programming the switching seque... |
75.80 |
0.9771 |
0.4728 |
289 |
1 |
75.80 |
2020-11-21 |
| 5. |
Maybe he is different but that doesn't mean that he's guilty... |
68.59 |
0.9333 |
0.3786 |
201 |
1 |
68.59 |
2020-11-21 |
| 6. |
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will b... |
68.36 |
1.0444 |
0.2631 |
186 |
1 |
68.36 |
2018-11-09 |
| 7. |
Now that I look back, I don't know why I was so stressed abo... |
67.71 |
1.1089 |
0.1862 |
164 |
1 |
67.71 |
2020-11-21 |
| 8. |
These mist-covered mountains are a home now for me, but my h... |
67.61 |
1.0366 |
0.2566 |
202 |
1 |
67.61 |
2019-01-17 |
| 9. |
And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves grow... |
66.48 |
1.0868 |
0.1848 |
196 |
1 |
66.48 |
2020-11-21 |
| 10. |
Who cares if we don't see the sun shine ever again? I want y... |
66.23 |
0.9497 |
0.3171 |
112 |
1 |
66.23 |
2023-06-20 |
| 11. |
Liz, this is ridiculous! I cannot make the choice between th... |
64.89 |
0.9685 |
0.2727 |
194 |
1 |
64.89 |
2019-01-10 |
| 12. |
You know what really hurts? Being denied the right to give u... |
64.22 |
0.9670 |
0.2614 |
255 |
1 |
64.22 |
2019-10-22 |
| 13. |
I wish I could just make you turn around and see me cry. The... |
63.64 |
1.0863 |
0.1310 |
162 |
1 |
63.64 |
2020-12-09 |
| 14. |
I guess this is just another lost cause, Mr. Paine. All you ... |
63.19 |
1.0182 |
0.1905 |
307 |
1 |
63.19 |
2018-10-02 |
| 15. |
Anyway, it's best not to think about them, as if you do it m... |
63.08 |
1.0542 |
0.1524 |
442 |
1 |
63.08 |
2018-11-27 |
| 16. |
And, anyway, it's not about making money, it's about taking ... |
63.06 |
1.0091 |
0.1971 |
172 |
1 |
63.06 |
2020-12-09 |
| 17. |
All programs have to manage the way they use a computer's me... |
62.65 |
0.9624 |
0.2359 |
480 |
1 |
62.65 |
2020-11-21 |
| 18. |
Okay, stand outa the way. Sometimes when I go to exertin' my... |
62.44 |
0.9437 |
0.2506 |
250 |
1 |
62.44 |
2018-10-02 |
| 19. |
Take the fifteen minutes before homeroom every morning. What... |
62.43 |
1.0272 |
0.1669 |
166 |
1 |
62.43 |
2018-07-21 |
| 20. |
"Pearl Harbor" is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours... |
62.36 |
0.8489 |
0.3439 |
426 |
1 |
62.36 |
2018-07-21 |
| 21. |
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on ... |
61.84 |
0.9406 |
0.2422 |
176 |
1 |
61.84 |
2018-10-01 |
| 22. |
There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. S... |
61.65 |
0.9976 |
0.1816 |
282 |
2 |
57.92 |
2019-01-10 |
| 23. |
Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever ... |
61.30 |
0.9595 |
0.2130 |
117 |
1 |
61.30 |
2018-07-14 |
| 24. |
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were pro... |
60.08 |
0.9223 |
0.2269 |
262 |
1 |
60.08 |
2018-10-02 |
| 25. |
Ambassador Sara Bair knew that when the captain of the Polk ... |
60.02 |
0.9713 |
0.1767 |
292 |
1 |
60.02 |
2020-12-09 |
| 26. |
Aztec rule was based upon a system of tribute and fear over ... |
59.98 |
0.9572 |
0.1901 |
376 |
1 |
59.98 |
2018-07-21 |
| 27. |
And all the time - such is the tragi-comedy of our situation... |
59.93 |
0.9193 |
0.2270 |
519 |
1 |
59.93 |
2018-10-11 |
| 28. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
59.80 |
1.0763 |
0.0675 |
367 |
1 |
59.80 |
2018-10-02 |
| 29. |
What distinguished Ellington from most of his contemporaries... |
59.30 |
0.9416 |
0.1927 |
250 |
1 |
59.30 |
2018-09-02 |
| 30. |
This hole was caused by some kind of explosive. Pretty power... |
59.28 |
0.9384 |
0.1955 |
191 |
1 |
59.28 |
2018-10-22 |
| 31. |
If you open your mind for me, you won't rely on open eyes to... |
59.25 |
0.9973 |
0.1360 |
140 |
1 |
59.25 |
2018-10-02 |
| 32. |
A year has passed since I wrote my note but I should have kn... |
58.73 |
1.0674 |
0.0559 |
177 |
1 |
58.73 |
2019-01-10 |
| 33. |
The wind was bitterly cold. The snow swirled, blurring his v... |
58.36 |
1.0005 |
0.1158 |
298 |
1 |
58.36 |
2018-09-02 |
| 34. |
I had been right, I was still right, I was always right. I h... |
58.36 |
1.1217 |
-0.0054 |
221 |
1 |
58.36 |
2017-05-08 |
| 35. |
When I think of Butts, I imagine the ancients in India decid... |
58.18 |
0.9480 |
0.1648 |
273 |
1 |
58.18 |
2018-09-13 |
| 36. |
Basically, there are four factors that create irrational mar... |
57.72 |
0.8850 |
0.2190 |
142 |
1 |
57.72 |
2019-04-12 |
| 37. |
We passionately long that there may be another life in which... |
57.60 |
1.0815 |
0.0202 |
298 |
1 |
57.60 |
2018-10-01 |
| 38. |
He also swore himself by a binding oath that whatever wife h... |
57.50 |
1.0304 |
0.0694 |
162 |
1 |
57.50 |
2019-04-12 |
| 39. |
On the 11:00 news tonight, a certain kind of soft drink has ... |
57.37 |
0.8895 |
0.2078 |
171 |
1 |
57.37 |
2018-10-17 |
| 40. |
First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... |
57.26 |
0.9831 |
0.1121 |
222 |
1 |
57.26 |
2015-10-27 |
| 41. |
To pass beyond is what I seek, I fear that I may be too weak... |
57.24 |
1.0380 |
0.0568 |
200 |
1 |
57.24 |
2017-09-03 |
| 42. |
At first we were silent, but finally we considered ourselves... |
57.12 |
0.9559 |
0.1367 |
195 |
1 |
57.12 |
2015-10-26 |
| 43. |
These college kids out here - they're never gonna get old or... |
56.76 |
0.9355 |
0.1502 |
250 |
1 |
56.76 |
2018-10-04 |
| 44. |
When I look up at the night sky, and I know that, yes, we ar... |
56.35 |
1.0246 |
0.0532 |
359 |
1 |
56.35 |
2018-10-17 |
| 45. |
People in both fields operate with beliefs and biases. To th... |
56.26 |
0.9542 |
0.1219 |
147 |
1 |
56.26 |
2018-10-02 |
| 46. |
Come, Friend, you too must die. Why moan about it so? Even P... |
56.23 |
0.9533 |
0.1222 |
465 |
1 |
56.23 |
2019-05-27 |
| 47. |
Formerly, when I would feel a desire to understand someone, ... |
56.23 |
1.0642 |
0.0113 |
213 |
1 |
56.23 |
2017-05-18 |
| 48. |
Morning has broken like the first morning, blackbird has spo... |
56.17 |
1.0408 |
0.0336 |
180 |
1 |
56.17 |
2019-04-12 |
| 49. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
56.10 |
1.0375 |
0.0355 |
200 |
1 |
56.10 |
2015-10-27 |
| 50. |
Look at that sky, Malcolm. Just think. Somewhere out there, ... |
56.08 |
0.9524 |
0.1203 |
250 |
1 |
56.08 |
2018-09-13 |
| 51. |
How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural H... |
55.77 |
1.0214 |
0.0453 |
330 |
1 |
55.77 |
2019-01-10 |
| 52. |
You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ... |
55.77 |
0.8914 |
0.1753 |
366 |
2 |
48.39 |
2021-07-20 |
| 53. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
55.74 |
1.0365 |
0.0297 |
162 |
1 |
55.74 |
2018-10-17 |
| 54. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
55.70 |
0.9884 |
0.0770 |
233 |
1 |
55.70 |
2015-11-05 |
| 55. |
It's like this: You're eight years old. He misses your birth... |
55.28 |
0.9465 |
0.1109 |
471 |
1 |
55.28 |
2021-07-20 |
| 56. |
This mystery of use without consumption, of warmth without c... |
55.06 |
1.0064 |
0.0468 |
275 |
1 |
55.06 |
2017-05-08 |
| 57. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
54.92 |
1.0368 |
0.0137 |
276 |
1 |
54.92 |
2015-11-06 |
| 58. |
You never read a book on psychology, Tippy. You didn't need ... |
54.82 |
0.9857 |
0.0629 |
265 |
1 |
54.82 |
2021-07-20 |
| 59. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
54.67 |
1.0034 |
0.0423 |
302 |
1 |
54.67 |
2015-10-31 |
| 60. |
A man on a thousand mile walk has to forget his goal and say... |
54.45 |
0.9165 |
0.1250 |
159 |
1 |
54.45 |
2017-05-08 |
| 61. |
What I'm trying to teach him and what he's learning there ar... |
54.04 |
0.9299 |
0.1037 |
296 |
1 |
54.04 |
2018-07-21 |
| 62. |
I would wear the blue overalls of the fieldworker and often ... |
54.03 |
0.9306 |
0.1029 |
284 |
1 |
54.03 |
2018-09-27 |
| 63. |
I feel that way all the time. Like I'm from some other plane... |
53.91 |
1.0558 |
-0.0246 |
155 |
1 |
53.91 |
2018-08-28 |
| 64. |
She said that she had just joined up as a new recruit. She s... |
53.73 |
1.0208 |
0.0069 |
230 |
1 |
53.73 |
2018-07-16 |
| 65. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
53.62 |
1.0419 |
-0.0163 |
261 |
1 |
53.62 |
2015-11-07 |
| 66. |
Friday morning Qwilleran sat at his typewriter and stared at... |
53.61 |
0.7750 |
0.2504 |
254 |
1 |
53.61 |
2017-09-03 |
| 67. |
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, she... |
53.27 |
0.9226 |
0.0963 |
177 |
1 |
53.27 |
2015-11-08 |
| 68. |
I would've told her that Davis and I never talked much, or e... |
53.06 |
1.0534 |
-0.0385 |
301 |
1 |
53.06 |
2018-10-29 |
| 69. |
Rejoice in masses. The tribe collapses. The mother weeps in ... |
52.83 |
0.8328 |
0.1777 |
156 |
1 |
52.83 |
2018-07-21 |
| 70. |
If you spend too much time trying to find out what is good o... |
52.60 |
1.0120 |
-0.0059 |
196 |
1 |
52.60 |
2015-10-28 |
| 71. |
Look at you. You used to be so cocky. You were going to go o... |
52.58 |
0.8749 |
0.1308 |
381 |
1 |
52.58 |
2018-10-03 |
| 72. |
I had the same room which Finny and I had shared during the ... |
52.38 |
0.9691 |
0.0328 |
329 |
1 |
52.38 |
2017-05-02 |
| 73. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
52.16 |
0.8154 |
0.1823 |
193 |
1 |
52.16 |
2015-10-26 |
| 74. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
51.93 |
0.9941 |
-0.0008 |
217 |
1 |
51.93 |
2015-10-26 |
| 75. |
I am not a torturer, though it so often is what people deser... |
51.70 |
0.9291 |
0.0598 |
294 |
1 |
51.70 |
2019-01-11 |
| 76. |
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. You see, Johnny, we ... |
51.63 |
0.9498 |
0.0377 |
327 |
1 |
51.63 |
2018-08-28 |
| 77. |
If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to g... |
51.32 |
1.0253 |
-0.0437 |
213 |
1 |
51.32 |
2021-01-15 |
| 78. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
51.30 |
1.0117 |
-0.0305 |
297 |
2 |
48.90 |
2015-10-28 |
| 79. |
You have the ring. And I see that your Schwartz is as big as... |
51.11 |
0.8786 |
0.0990 |
105 |
1 |
51.11 |
2018-09-13 |
| 80. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
51.05 |
1.0169 |
-0.0404 |
222 |
1 |
51.05 |
2017-05-02 |
| 81. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
50.98 |
1.0788 |
-0.1037 |
171 |
1 |
50.98 |
2015-10-29 |
| 82. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
50.97 |
1.0189 |
-0.0440 |
337 |
1 |
50.97 |
2018-09-02 |
| 83. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
50.69 |
0.9513 |
0.0183 |
354 |
2 |
47.99 |
2018-09-29 |
| 84. |
I've heard a lot of talk of Billy Mitchell, and I've heard a... |
50.65 |
1.0215 |
-0.0527 |
373 |
1 |
50.65 |
2018-09-27 |
| 85. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
50.61 |
0.9991 |
-0.0311 |
225 |
2 |
48.66 |
2015-10-28 |
| 86. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
50.57 |
1.0787 |
-0.1114 |
237 |
1 |
50.57 |
2015-11-10 |
| 87. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
50.41 |
0.9089 |
0.0553 |
187 |
1 |
50.41 |
2017-05-02 |
| 88. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
50.11 |
1.0993 |
-0.1408 |
265 |
1 |
50.11 |
2015-10-27 |
| 89. |
But pure, unadulterated feelings are dangerous in their own ... |
49.97 |
1.0154 |
-0.0596 |
420 |
1 |
49.97 |
2015-11-04 |
| 90. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
49.05 |
0.9852 |
-0.0470 |
264 |
1 |
49.05 |
2015-10-26 |
| 91. |
The child is brought up in a culture where he or she simply ... |
48.94 |
1.0175 |
-0.0814 |
356 |
1 |
48.94 |
2015-10-26 |
| 92. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
48.86 |
1.0608 |
-0.1262 |
258 |
1 |
48.86 |
2015-11-15 |
| 93. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
48.78 |
1.0668 |
-0.1338 |
350 |
1 |
48.78 |
2015-11-01 |
| 94. |
Other keyboard layouts have been created since, and some are... |
48.76 |
0.9576 |
-0.0250 |
212 |
1 |
48.76 |
2015-10-26 |
| 95. |
Lesser than Macbeth, and greater. Not so happy, yet much hap... |
48.67 |
0.8748 |
0.0561 |
141 |
1 |
48.67 |
2018-11-09 |
| 96. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
48.63 |
0.8793 |
0.0509 |
157 |
1 |
48.63 |
2015-10-28 |
| 97. |
And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals ... |
48.50 |
1.1043 |
-0.1766 |
147 |
1 |
48.50 |
2017-09-03 |
| 98. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
48.48 |
1.0131 |
-0.0858 |
225 |
1 |
48.48 |
2015-10-26 |
| 99. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
48.46 |
1.0004 |
-0.0735 |
212 |
1 |
48.46 |
2016-03-27 |
| 100. |
Suppose you suggest to your husband that subsidized llama fa... |
48.32 |
0.9336 |
-0.0094 |
255 |
2 |
46.16 |
2015-12-02 |
| 101. |
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering ... |
48.31 |
0.8927 |
0.0313 |
216 |
1 |
48.31 |
2017-09-03 |
| 102. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
48.24 |
0.9866 |
-0.0639 |
218 |
1 |
48.24 |
2015-11-06 |
| 103. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
47.90 |
1.0201 |
-0.1039 |
172 |
1 |
47.90 |
2015-10-28 |
| 104. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
47.81 |
0.9651 |
-0.0506 |
389 |
1 |
47.81 |
2015-11-01 |
| 105. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
47.75 |
0.8935 |
0.0198 |
328 |
1 |
47.75 |
2015-10-28 |
| 106. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
47.62 |
0.9670 |
-0.0562 |
307 |
1 |
47.62 |
2015-10-28 |
| 107. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
47.54 |
1.0261 |
-0.1168 |
410 |
1 |
47.54 |
2015-10-28 |
| 108. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
47.44 |
0.9699 |
-0.0625 |
269 |
1 |
47.44 |
2015-10-26 |
| 109. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
47.31 |
0.9429 |
-0.0380 |
287 |
1 |
47.31 |
2015-10-29 |
| 110. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
47.19 |
1.1114 |
-0.2088 |
247 |
1 |
47.19 |
2015-11-02 |
| 111. |
If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to ... |
47.10 |
1.0294 |
-0.1285 |
206 |
1 |
47.10 |
2015-10-26 |
| 112. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
46.96 |
1.0441 |
-0.1459 |
252 |
1 |
46.96 |
2015-11-10 |
| 113. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
46.75 |
1.0173 |
-0.1231 |
268 |
1 |
46.75 |
2015-10-31 |
| 114. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
46.53 |
1.0068 |
-0.1168 |
358 |
1 |
46.53 |
2016-03-27 |
| 115. |
Being comfortable in the car is critical. If you're not comf... |
46.47 |
0.9911 |
-0.1023 |
212 |
1 |
46.47 |
2015-10-30 |
| 116. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
46.40 |
1.0337 |
-0.1462 |
214 |
2 |
45.71 |
2015-10-28 |
| 117. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
46.03 |
0.9088 |
-0.0284 |
348 |
1 |
46.03 |
2015-11-08 |
| 118. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
45.71 |
0.9758 |
-0.1015 |
314 |
1 |
45.71 |
2015-10-26 |
| 119. |
Hanging by threads of palest silver, I could have stayed tha... |
45.57 |
1.0282 |
-0.1566 |
226 |
1 |
45.57 |
2015-10-26 |
| 120. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
45.54 |
0.9278 |
-0.0567 |
295 |
1 |
45.54 |
2015-10-28 |
| 121. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
45.51 |
1.0138 |
-0.1433 |
231 |
1 |
45.51 |
2015-10-30 |
| 122. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
45.40 |
1.0387 |
-0.1703 |
239 |
1 |
45.40 |
2015-10-29 |
| 123. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
45.31 |
0.8947 |
-0.0280 |
366 |
1 |
45.31 |
2015-11-09 |
| 124. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
45.22 |
0.9048 |
-0.0399 |
271 |
1 |
45.22 |
2015-10-27 |
| 125. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
45.14 |
0.8722 |
-0.0088 |
285 |
1 |
45.14 |
2015-11-15 |
| 126. |
Despair comes slowly, crawling its way up inside you until i... |
45.06 |
0.9772 |
-0.1153 |
266 |
1 |
45.06 |
2015-10-29 |
| 127. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
44.85 |
0.8777 |
-0.0198 |
177 |
1 |
44.85 |
2015-10-26 |
| 128. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
44.78 |
0.7890 |
0.0675 |
230 |
1 |
44.78 |
2015-10-26 |
| 129. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
43.77 |
0.9772 |
-0.1400 |
217 |
1 |
43.77 |
2015-10-26 |
| 130. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
43.75 |
0.9907 |
-0.1539 |
211 |
1 |
43.75 |
2015-10-28 |
| 131. |
You know we got a mystery to solve. So, Scooby Doo, be ready... |
43.43 |
0.8821 |
-0.0514 |
185 |
1 |
43.43 |
2023-06-20 |
| 132. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
43.23 |
0.9234 |
-0.0965 |
346 |
1 |
43.23 |
2015-11-02 |
| 133. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
43.17 |
1.0252 |
-0.1995 |
176 |
1 |
43.17 |
2015-11-03 |
| 134. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
42.27 |
0.9886 |
-0.1801 |
220 |
1 |
42.27 |
2015-10-26 |
| 135. |
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not ... |
42.14 |
1.1182 |
-0.3122 |
164 |
1 |
42.14 |
2015-10-29 |
| 136. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
41.87 |
0.9936 |
-0.1927 |
227 |
1 |
41.87 |
2015-10-28 |
| 137. |
Very well. You belong to that unfortunate category that I wo... |
41.85 |
0.8955 |
-0.0950 |
296 |
1 |
41.85 |
2017-02-23 |
| 138. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
41.83 |
0.8878 |
-0.0877 |
346 |
1 |
41.83 |
2017-05-18 |
| 139. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
41.82 |
0.8533 |
-0.0534 |
232 |
1 |
41.82 |
2015-10-27 |
| 140. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
41.80 |
0.7876 |
0.0119 |
316 |
1 |
41.80 |
2015-10-30 |
| 141. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
41.54 |
0.9202 |
-0.1257 |
254 |
1 |
41.54 |
2015-10-26 |
| 142. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
40.52 |
1.0444 |
-0.2694 |
197 |
1 |
40.52 |
2015-11-06 |
| 143. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
40.31 |
0.9697 |
-0.1987 |
249 |
1 |
40.31 |
2015-10-26 |
| 144. |
Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. There are many ... |
40.13 |
0.9196 |
-0.1520 |
148 |
1 |
40.13 |
2015-10-26 |
| 145. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
39.36 |
0.9724 |
-0.2195 |
237 |
1 |
39.36 |
2015-11-09 |
| 146. |
As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir I... |
39.34 |
0.9706 |
-0.2181 |
409 |
1 |
39.34 |
2015-10-27 |
| 147. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
38.56 |
0.9164 |
-0.1788 |
305 |
1 |
38.56 |
2015-10-27 |
| 148. |
With forty-six Chinese, fourteen Japanese, eighteen Mexican,... |
37.69 |
0.7805 |
-0.0596 |
154 |
1 |
37.69 |
2015-10-26 |
| 149. |
Our world, with its rules of causality, has trained us to be... |
37.65 |
0.9817 |
-0.2616 |
282 |
1 |
37.65 |
2015-10-27 |
| 150. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
35.34 |
0.8553 |
-0.1793 |
174 |
1 |
35.34 |
2015-11-05 |
| 151. |
Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beaut... |
35.16 |
0.9654 |
-0.2929 |
145 |
1 |
35.16 |
2015-10-26 |