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1. O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... 101.46 0.9976 2.0160 174 1 101.46 2026-01-16
2. There are spaces between the joints, and the blade of the kn... 85.39 0.9446 1.5917 88 1 85.39 2018-10-23
3. Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they ... 76.63 1.0846 1.1915 365 1 76.63 2018-10-23
4. I often think that men don't understand what is noble and wh... 46.95 1.0230 0.3715 109 1 46.95 2022-02-18
5. Don't your feet get cold in the winter time? The sky won't s... 45.10 1.0467 0.2929 216 1 45.10 2022-02-19
6. When it's coming at you like monsters in the night, and you ... 44.03 1.0716 0.2362 192 1 44.03 2022-02-19
7. I pray every night that I may live after him; because I woul... 43.80 1.0319 0.2691 149 2 37.79 2022-02-19
8. Maybe, the only thing that has to make sense about being som... 43.72 1.1262 0.1724 200 1 43.72 2022-07-02
9. I had considered how the things that never happen are often ... 42.39 1.1013 0.1578 134 1 42.39 2022-02-18
10. The rain fell slow, down on all the roofs of uncertainty. I ... 42.25 1.0467 0.2082 204 1 42.25 2022-02-18
11. If you get really good, I promise you, somebody who's even b... 41.34 1.0850 0.1429 89 1 41.34 2024-09-14
12. Here he was writing a formula the accuracy of which was cert... 41.20 1.0275 0.1962 158 1 41.20 2022-02-19
13. I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to... 40.69 1.0414 0.1672 181 1 40.69 2022-02-21
14. There are some fights you just can't win. A force can be so ... 40.68 1.0602 0.1481 310 1 40.68 2022-02-19
15. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... 40.64 0.9964 0.2107 203 1 40.64 2022-02-18
16. The spot where we intend to fight must not be made known; fo... 40.61 1.0302 0.1760 292 1 40.61 2022-02-19
17. If there were to be something non-empty, there would then be... 40.59 0.9265 0.2791 84 1 40.59 2018-10-17
18. The hectic speed, and the brevity of the lines in the thread... 40.53 0.9131 0.2907 144 1 40.53 2018-10-12
19. There's something moving through the windows and walls, I've... 40.50 1.0801 0.1229 176 1 40.50 2022-07-04
20. People say I'm crazy doing what I'm doing. Well, they give m... 40.44 1.0103 0.1909 226 1 40.44 2022-02-19
21. Sometimes we talk all night long, we don't shut up. And when... 40.18 1.0211 0.1724 209 1 40.18 2022-02-19
22. What have I got to do to make you love me? What have I got t... 40.08 1.0695 0.1210 163 1 40.08 2022-02-18
23. Sometimes I wish I never built this palace, but real love is... 39.66 0.9466 0.2314 83 1 39.66 2022-02-18
24. I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy t... 39.41 1.1106 0.0600 235 1 39.41 2022-02-19
25. Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is ... 39.20 0.8944 0.2699 92 1 39.20 2018-10-22
26. The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... 39.09 1.0254 0.1357 217 3 28.36 2026-01-16
27. I called Betsy again at her office and she said maybe we'd g... 38.76 1.0338 0.1175 201 1 38.76 2022-02-19
28. I am built upon the small things I do every day, and the end... 38.73 1.1588 -0.0084 106 1 38.73 2026-01-13
29. You asked me why I don't have original art? I've had three d... 38.30 1.0310 0.1066 171 1 38.30 2022-02-19
30. When people in Britain want to buy a pet, they go to a pet s... 38.11 0.9623 0.1697 193 1 38.11 2022-02-21
31. They say there is a person who will tell you how to survive ... 38.04 0.9401 0.1898 95 1 38.04 2022-02-19
32. There is nothing sweeter in this sad world than the sound of... 37.69 1.0482 0.0713 96 1 37.69 2022-07-02
33. If all these dreams might find their way into my day to day ... 37.58 1.0764 0.0398 177 1 37.58 2022-02-27
34. Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is bec... 37.57 1.0698 0.0461 214 1 37.57 2022-02-18
35. Morning has broken like the first morning, blackbird has spo... 37.46 1.0408 0.0719 180 1 37.46 2022-07-02
36. All this running around. I can't fight it much longer. Somet... 37.39 1.0486 0.0620 211 1 37.39 2022-02-19
37. He always seemed to women different from what he was, and th... 37.35 1.0749 0.0345 260 1 37.35 2022-02-19
38. When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... 37.29 1.1014 0.0062 273 2 34.77 2024-09-18
39. Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... 37.22 0.8811 0.2244 239 1 37.22 2022-02-19
40. Where there is an emptiness, the mind will obligingly fill i... 37.08 1.0118 0.0896 169 2 34.47 2026-01-16
41. A wise man will not leave the right to the mercy of chance, ... 36.83 0.9745 0.1194 117 1 36.83 2018-10-05
42. It's the wanting you, never getting you. Keeps me wanting yo... 36.49 1.0016 0.0822 308 1 36.49 2022-02-18
43. What's the use you learning to do right when it's troublesom... 36.45 1.1038 -0.0211 139 1 36.45 2022-02-19
44. Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be unders... 36.36 0.9890 0.0910 65 1 36.36 2018-10-05
45. There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... 36.31 1.0883 -0.0098 303 2 33.48 2026-01-16
46. Maybe I will never be all the things that I wanna be. Now is... 36.30 1.1051 -0.0269 177 2 33.88 2022-07-02
47. I can buy myself flowers, write my name in the sand. Talk to... 36.18 1.1004 -0.0258 206 1 36.18 2026-01-16
48. Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wh... 36.16 0.9530 0.1210 115 1 36.16 2018-10-05
49. Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, dea... 36.14 1.0208 0.0527 163 1 36.14 2018-10-17
50. Mostly, I could tell, I made him feel uncomfortable. He didn... 36.08 1.0167 0.0550 285 1 36.08 2022-02-18
51. Most of the people in the industry were young because the gu... 36.04 1.0371 0.0334 157 1 36.04 2022-02-18
52. If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe... 36.03 1.0112 0.0590 293 1 36.03 2022-07-02
53. Yet high over the city our line of yellow windows must have ... 35.98 0.9826 0.0861 295 1 35.98 2022-07-04
54. I don't need to try to control you. Look into my eyes and I'... 35.98 1.0610 0.0077 163 1 35.98 2024-09-18
55. As I fear not a child with a weapon he cannot lift, I will n... 35.76 1.1340 -0.0718 107 2 33.73 2024-09-14
56. I've taken my bows and my curtain calls. You brought me fame... 35.69 1.0250 0.0351 254 1 35.69 2018-10-22
57. Oh, Scarecrow, maybe the wind knows whether you wonder who's... 35.66 1.0409 0.0183 313 1 35.66 2022-02-18
58. That is the thing with giving your heart. You never wait for... 35.63 1.1532 -0.0949 115 2 33.04 2026-01-05
59. Sure is mellow grazin' in the grass. What a trip just watchi... 35.60 0.9904 0.0670 211 1 35.60 2022-02-18
60. It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... 35.56 1.0610 -0.0048 250 1 35.56 2022-02-18
61. I still remember these old country lanes when we did not kno... 35.53 0.9553 0.1000 74 1 35.53 2018-10-22
62. I tried, I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend ... 35.42 0.9143 0.1378 117 1 35.42 2018-10-22
63. Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... 35.22 1.0109 0.0352 276 1 35.22 2022-02-19
64. Great, let's round up all the useless cats and hope a tree f... 35.18 0.9608 0.0841 73 1 35.18 2022-02-18
65. When you lose the ones you love, you might find it hard to c... 34.89 1.0619 -0.0256 176 1 34.89 2022-07-02
66. Don't tell me what's in, don't tell me how to write, don't t... 34.87 1.0695 -0.0338 183 1 34.87 2022-07-02
67. In a hamlet of ten households, there are bound to be those w... 34.69 1.1182 -0.0878 204 1 34.69 2024-09-16
68. Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... 34.59 0.8852 0.1422 201 2 33.89 2022-07-04
69. Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... 34.24 0.9339 0.0831 310 1 34.24 2022-02-18
70. Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... 34.21 0.9631 0.0530 345 1 34.21 2024-09-14
71. Tell you what it is, Mr. Reid. Now we're four misfits who do... 34.10 1.0014 0.0115 233 1 34.10 2022-02-18
72. Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... 34.03 1.1162 -0.1054 189 2 33.90 2026-01-07
73. When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... 33.94 1.0547 -0.0466 257 1 33.94 2024-09-14
74. Can you hear me, can you hear me? Through the dark night, fa... 33.74 0.9014 0.1008 122 1 33.74 2018-10-22
75. I want you to know that the day you saw something in me, my ... 33.73 1.0194 -0.0175 79 1 33.73 2022-02-18
76. I hate this town. It's too filled with memories I'd rather f... 33.73 1.0327 -0.0308 247 1 33.73 2022-02-18
77. Dreams. Each man longs to pursue his dream. Each man is tort... 33.71 1.0267 -0.0254 277 1 33.71 2022-02-19
78. Seeing someone lose it like that. You know, it reminded me o... 33.63 1.0257 -0.0268 260 1 33.63 2018-10-22
79. I gotta feeling, woohoo, that tonight's gonna be a good nigh... 33.35 1.0498 -0.0592 152 1 33.35 2024-09-14
80. It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... 33.32 0.9529 0.0368 269 1 33.32 2018-10-22
81. This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... 33.27 1.0214 -0.0332 281 1 33.27 2024-09-14
82. By now, I assume you know your father's been accused of a ve... 33.26 1.0108 -0.0229 309 1 33.26 2022-07-04
83. But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... 33.24 1.0943 -0.1070 206 1 33.24 2026-01-07
84. I never thought I'd be able to do any of this stuff. But I c... 33.14 0.9874 -0.0031 165 1 33.14 2022-02-18
85. The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... 33.04 1.0905 -0.1091 210 1 33.04 2024-09-14
86. They typically had very rosy views about their own futures, ... 32.97 1.0271 -0.0478 250 1 32.97 2024-09-14
87. In a city swollen by refugees but still mostly at peace, or ... 32.86 1.0858 -0.1098 177 2 29.67 2026-01-16
88. Is there a cure among us from this processed sanity? I weake... 32.78 0.9525 0.0212 179 1 32.78 2018-10-17
89. She came into a room; she stood, as he had often seen her, i... 32.65 0.9862 -0.0164 308 1 32.65 2022-02-18
90. If she and I were the only ones left in the world, if we sta... 32.65 1.1205 -0.1507 228 1 32.65 2024-09-14
91. Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... 32.63 1.0863 -0.1171 210 1 32.63 2024-09-14
92. I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got t... 32.33 0.8295 0.1308 209 1 32.33 2022-03-15
93. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk... 32.28 1.1041 -0.1453 135 1 32.28 2024-09-14
94. Scars are souvenirs you never lose, the past is never far. A... 32.21 0.9111 0.0456 131 1 32.21 2018-10-04
95. I find it's best when dealing with any unfamiliar bully to s... 32.18 0.9305 0.0253 179 1 32.18 2018-10-17
96. Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it bet... 32.14 1.1335 -0.1789 138 1 32.14 2026-01-07
97. But for now, let him sleep. For in dreams, we enter a world ... 32.09 1.0543 -0.1011 153 1 32.09 2024-09-18
98. You there, my friend. Come, let me hold you. Now, with a sig... 32.05 0.8303 0.1217 116 1 32.05 2018-10-17
99. Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelli... 31.98 1.0195 -0.0696 148 1 31.98 2022-02-18
100. We are one, but we are many. And from all the lands on earth... 31.88 0.9143 0.0326 150 1 31.88 2018-10-22
101. There's a love that's divine and it's yours and it's mine. L... 31.86 1.0068 -0.0605 137 1 31.86 2018-10-04
102. Grits and fried chicken won't disappear, but perhaps future ... 31.86 0.8884 0.0579 135 1 31.86 2018-10-04
103. There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... 31.84 1.0679 -0.1222 177 1 31.84 2026-01-07
104. After water, protein is the most plentiful substance in our ... 31.83 0.9761 -0.0307 227 1 31.83 2022-02-18
105. I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning, ho... 31.78 0.9605 -0.0166 292 1 31.78 2018-10-17
106. Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's ... 31.77 1.0254 -0.0817 163 1 31.77 2022-02-18
107. The way to turn an ex-lover into a friend is to never stop l... 31.68 1.1213 -0.1803 243 1 31.68 2024-09-14
108. Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... 31.63 1.0673 -0.1278 230 1 31.63 2025-10-02
109. What do you do when there is an evil you cannot defeat by ju... 31.61 0.9729 -0.0340 207 1 31.61 2018-10-04
110. When I went to the park, I recognized you at a glance. Face ... 31.57 1.0195 -0.0818 125 1 31.57 2024-09-18
111. "No one ever arrives home," she says amiably. "But when the ... 31.13 0.8626 0.0620 128 1 31.13 2018-10-22
112. Now and again we try to just stay alive, maybe we'll turn it... 31.12 0.9542 -0.0299 118 1 31.12 2022-07-02
113. To have meaning in your life is better than to have what you... 31.10 1.0564 -0.1326 135 1 31.10 2022-07-02
114. Your instructor is one of the finest pilots this program has... 31.08 1.0126 -0.0894 242 1 31.08 2024-09-14
115. And the little screaming fact that sounds through all histor... 31.04 0.8519 0.0701 122 1 31.04 2018-10-22
116. For all the things you've done, for the things you might hav... 31.03 1.2205 -0.2988 105 1 31.03 2018-10-05
117. Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... 31.01 0.9855 -0.0644 258 1 31.01 2024-09-14
118. Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... 30.77 0.9309 -0.0169 284 1 30.77 2022-07-02
119. You're not a bad person. You are a very good person who bad ... 30.76 1.0417 -0.1280 286 1 30.76 2022-02-18
120. Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees ... 30.65 0.9317 -0.0213 281 1 30.65 2018-10-22
121. I loved her against reason, against promise, against peace, ... 30.43 0.8816 0.0223 134 1 30.43 2018-10-05
122. When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their padd... 30.42 0.9801 -0.0765 209 1 30.42 2018-10-04
123. I learned this, at least, by my experiment: that if one adva... 30.15 1.0080 -0.1125 218 1 30.15 2018-10-16
124. You can tie up a lot of resources by keeping a bugged phone ... 30.01 1.0432 -0.1518 256 1 30.01 2018-10-05
125. Hey, if there was gold in them mountains, how long would it ... 29.59 1.0458 -0.1669 202 1 29.59 2026-01-07
126. Ooh, Krotchy gets his own day. Why do I suspect the mayor ow... 29.40 0.7850 0.0883 89 1 29.40 2018-10-22
127. But you know that when the truth is told, you can get what y... 29.36 1.0502 -0.1781 196 1 29.36 2022-02-18
128. Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... 29.32 1.0917 -0.2208 243 1 29.32 2026-01-07
129. I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... 29.27 0.9871 -0.1177 227 1 29.27 2024-09-14
130. There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... 29.21 0.9916 -0.1240 282 1 29.21 2024-09-14
131. I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with ... 29.14 1.1453 -0.2798 160 1 29.14 2026-01-05
132. I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And... 29.11 0.9190 -0.0544 135 1 29.11 2018-10-17
133. She did not think he would answer. When he did, it was so lo... 28.97 0.9912 -0.1307 312 1 28.97 2026-01-05
134. If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for mo... 28.64 1.0595 -0.2088 229 1 28.64 2018-10-04
135. Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... 28.64 1.0038 -0.1531 237 1 28.64 2026-01-07
136. I'm sorry, what were you asking me? Oh, yes. That stupid pla... 28.42 0.9335 -0.0894 221 1 28.42 2024-09-14
137. We lost something the more we specialized - it started to dr... 28.41 0.9383 -0.0944 181 1 28.41 2018-10-04
138. Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... 28.41 0.9684 -0.1245 388 1 28.41 2018-10-04
139. But I have one want which I have never yet been able to sati... 28.38 1.0682 -0.2252 155 1 28.38 2024-09-14
140. There are places to go, wonders to see. I had hope in my bon... 28.37 1.1692 -0.3265 90 1 28.37 2024-09-14
141. Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... 28.29 0.9164 -0.0761 305 1 28.29 2018-10-05
142. I love bagels even though they are one of mankind's most dan... 28.21 1.0379 -0.2000 321 1 28.21 2018-10-04
143. Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... 27.88 1.0498 -0.2217 180 1 27.88 2018-10-04
144. The point is that the firm-foundation theory relies on some ... 27.77 1.0609 -0.2361 200 1 27.77 2026-01-05
145. Do the Wall Street shuffle. Hear the money rustle. Watch the... 27.75 0.8084 0.0158 106 1 27.75 2018-10-04
146. That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... 27.71 1.0740 -0.2509 264 1 27.71 2024-09-14
147. Baby, ever wondered why I could make you laugh and cry? Ecli... 27.59 1.1151 -0.2956 224 1 27.59 2026-01-07
148. I been doin' this a long time. I ain't never said nothin' to... 27.47 1.0129 -0.1970 68 1 27.47 2022-02-18
149. Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? ... 27.42 0.9301 -0.1157 149 1 27.42 2018-10-04
150. You forget what you want to remember and you remember what y... 27.36 1.0028 -0.1901 78 1 27.36 2022-02-19
151. Contrary to my advice you took the job. I offered you someth... 27.32 0.8612 -0.0497 106 1 27.32 2018-10-05
152. If they say, who cares if one more light goes out in a sky o... 27.31 1.0398 -0.2286 241 1 27.31 2026-01-07
153. But the life of man is ever racing to its end, swifter than ... 26.92 0.9403 -0.1407 148 1 26.92 2018-10-07
154. I will be dying and so will you, and so will everyone here. ... 26.81 0.9795 -0.1832 242 1 26.81 2018-10-04
155. It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow.... 26.79 0.8796 -0.0839 102 1 26.79 2018-10-05
156. I've seen enough horror movies to know that a weirdo wearing... 26.59 0.9153 -0.1255 86 1 26.59 2022-02-19
157. From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... 26.41 1.0375 -0.2531 200 1 26.41 2024-09-16
158. I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... 26.37 1.0516 -0.2683 281 1 26.37 2018-10-05
159. He had set his features into the expression of quiet optimis... 26.13 0.8840 -0.1079 120 1 26.13 2018-10-05
160. Two years ago this property cost one million pounds. Today, ... 26.01 0.8289 -0.0563 304 1 26.01 2022-02-18
161. We'll always be with you. No one's ever really gone. A thous... 25.78 1.0372 -0.2715 92 1 25.78 2024-09-14
162. Jessie, Randolph was peculiar. Any man who would go to Ecuad... 25.69 0.8087 -0.0456 108 1 25.69 2018-10-05
163. Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books ... 24.84 0.9287 -0.1909 115 1 24.84 2022-02-18
164. This place is like somebody's memory of a town, and the memo... 24.82 0.9429 -0.2057 125 1 24.82 2018-10-07
165. I beheld the wretch - the miserable monster whom I had creat... 24.53 0.8411 -0.1125 63 1 24.53 2018-10-06
166. Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous... 24.50 0.8636 -0.1359 101 1 24.50 2018-10-05
167. Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without ... 23.78 0.8901 -0.1838 101 1 23.78 2018-10-07
168. Often the trouble with magical things. They're never quite w... 23.19 0.8419 -0.1531 77 1 23.19 2018-10-07