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1. Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... 166.96 1.0419 0.1418 261 1 166.96 2008-12-22
2. But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... 165.13 1.0523 0.1140 256 2 164.05 2008-12-22
3. She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... 164.48 1.0577 0.1047 247 1 164.48 2008-12-22
4. This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... 160.15 1.0477 0.0896 360 1 160.15 2008-12-22
5. What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... 159.90 0.9682 0.1630 143 1 159.90 2008-12-22
6. One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... 159.88 1.0483 0.0816 227 2 153.18 2008-12-22
7. Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... 157.40 1.0334 0.0753 131 2 151.81 2008-12-22
8. The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... 156.75 1.0396 0.0637 149 1 156.75 2008-12-22
9. Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... 156.12 1.0004 0.0995 212 1 156.12 2008-12-22
10. Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... 154.26 1.0567 0.0366 303 2 150.55 2008-12-22
11. Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... 153.99 0.9289 0.1595 204 1 153.99 2008-12-22
12. Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... 153.97 0.9866 0.1003 218 1 153.97 2008-12-22
13. If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... 153.44 1.0486 0.0390 289 1 153.44 2008-12-22
14. Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... 153.39 0.9772 0.1057 217 1 153.39 2008-12-22
15. The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... 152.31 1.0555 0.0246 363 1 152.31 2008-12-22
16. I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... 151.90 1.0398 0.0254 110 2 151.15 2008-12-22
17. The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... 151.77 0.9514 0.1237 237 2 142.07 2008-12-22
18. When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... 149.77 1.0029 0.0512 209 1 149.77 2008-12-22
19. You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... 149.27 0.9168 0.1414 240 1 149.27 2008-12-22
20. I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... 148.53 1.0068 0.0481 358 2 141.73 2008-12-22
21. Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... 148.20 0.9697 0.0797 249 2 145.88 2008-12-22
22. I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... 147.77 0.9865 0.0607 276 1 147.77 2008-12-22
23. We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... 147.22 1.0296 0.0190 437 1 147.22 2008-12-22
24. The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... 147.11 0.9740 0.0633 209 2 143.65 2008-12-22
25. But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... 147.01 0.9966 0.0435 259 1 147.01 2008-12-22
26. For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... 146.92 1.0389 0.0028 318 1 146.92 2008-12-22
27. She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... 146.83 1.0429 -0.0049 259 1 146.83 2008-12-22
28. I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... 146.81 1.0516 -0.0127 281 1 146.81 2008-12-22
29. We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... 146.29 1.0385 -0.0048 230 1 146.29 2008-12-22
30. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... 145.65 0.9769 0.0519 263 1 145.65 2008-12-22
31. All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... 145.26 1.0399 -0.0065 294 1 145.26 2008-12-22
32. Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... 145.23 0.8933 0.1410 363 1 145.23 2008-12-22
33. As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... 144.30 1.0613 -0.0391 266 1 144.30 2008-12-22
34. It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... 143.79 1.0297 -0.0133 249 1 143.79 2008-12-22
35. You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... 143.66 0.9780 0.0397 337 3 140.59 2008-12-22
36. Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... 142.93 0.9513 0.0640 354 2 140.23 2008-12-22
37. Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... 141.82 1.0714 -0.0768 129 1 141.82 2008-12-22
38. The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... 141.62 1.0426 -0.0412 323 1 141.62 2008-12-22
39. Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... 141.47 1.0796 -0.0834 129 1 141.47 2008-12-22
40. We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... 141.10 1.0352 -0.0338 341 2 89.39 2008-12-24
41. Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... 140.83 0.8890 0.1038 199 1 140.83 2008-12-22
42. Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... 140.78 0.9776 0.0186 308 1 140.78 2008-12-22
43. If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... 140.75 1.0496 -0.0545 314 1 140.75 2008-12-22
44. Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... 139.76 0.9411 0.0484 318 1 139.76 2008-12-22
45. What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... 139.76 0.9936 -0.0052 311 1 139.76 2008-12-22
46. There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... 139.44 0.9351 0.0458 190 1 139.44 2008-12-22
47. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... 139.30 0.9763 0.0086 289 1 139.30 2008-12-22
48. In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... 139.19 1.0167 -0.0253 378 1 139.19 2008-12-22
49. My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... 138.92 1.0131 -0.0343 225 1 138.92 2008-12-22
50. One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... 138.44 0.9275 0.0485 211 1 138.44 2008-12-22
51. I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... 137.85 0.9622 0.0192 392 1 137.85 2008-12-22
52. Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... 137.82 0.8996 0.0697 192 1 137.82 2008-12-22
53. He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... 137.76 0.9426 0.0349 317 1 137.76 2008-12-22
54. Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... 137.72 0.9897 -0.0179 274 3 134.43 2008-12-22
55. Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... 136.84 0.9672 0.0071 396 1 136.84 2008-12-22
56. The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... 135.86 0.9619 0.0041 393 1 135.86 2008-12-22
57. We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... 135.07 0.9734 -0.0186 289 2 134.56 2008-12-22
58. At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... 134.80 0.9894 -0.0318 323 1 134.80 2008-12-22
59. So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... 134.80 0.9279 0.0318 317 1 134.80 2008-12-22
60. No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... 134.53 0.9635 -0.0068 389 2 133.74 2008-12-22
61. The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... 133.57 0.9785 -0.0309 335 1 133.57 2008-12-22
62. Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... 133.28 0.8595 0.0846 242 1 133.28 2008-12-22
63. Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... 133.16 0.9213 0.0206 295 1 133.16 2008-12-22
64. My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... 132.98 0.9833 -0.0416 355 1 132.98 2008-12-22
65. Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... 132.36 0.9309 0.0029 284 1 132.36 2008-12-22
66. My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... 132.03 0.8919 0.0397 205 1 132.03 2008-12-22
67. He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... 131.17 0.9646 -0.0383 264 1 131.17 2008-12-22
68. In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... 130.13 0.8947 0.0299 366 1 130.13 2008-12-22
69. "This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... 129.64 0.9087 0.0182 393 1 129.64 2008-12-22
70. The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... 129.42 1.0124 -0.1002 204 1 129.42 2008-12-22
71. I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... 128.63 1.0214 -0.1178 166 1 128.63 2008-12-22
72. An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... 128.18 0.9109 -0.0026 401 1 128.18 2008-12-22
73. Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... 127.98 0.9365 -0.0308 248 1 127.98 2008-12-22
74. Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... 127.34 0.9286 -0.0299 194 1 127.34 2008-12-22
75. In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... 125.94 0.9084 -0.0169 300 1 125.94 2008-12-22
76. I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... 124.89 0.8916 -0.0091 216 1 124.89 2008-12-22
77. It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... 118.85 0.9045 -0.0653 235 1 118.85 2008-12-22
78. Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... 117.21 0.7876 0.0421 316 1 117.21 2008-12-22
79. No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... 33.55 1.0462 -0.8248 184 1 33.55 2008-12-24
80. When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... 31.68 1.0711 -0.8621 213 1 31.68 2008-12-24