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1. Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... 111.42 1.0800 0.3673 129 2 109.89 2011-03-21
2. Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... 100.29 1.0777 0.2288 226 1 100.29 2011-03-21
3. That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... 97.24 0.9807 0.2761 129 1 97.24 2011-03-23
4. The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... 96.36 0.9244 0.3377 225 2 81.56 2012-03-28
5. Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... 92.84 1.1086 0.1022 233 1 92.84 2011-03-21
6. I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... 91.72 1.0588 0.1372 281 2 87.32 2011-03-21
7. My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... 91.32 1.0199 0.1673 225 2 82.86 2011-03-21
8. The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... 90.85 1.0628 0.1241 363 1 90.85 2011-03-21
9. Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... 90.66 0.9594 0.2210 258 1 90.66 2011-03-21
10. Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... 90.29 1.0640 0.1192 210 2 89.29 2011-03-21
11. I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... 89.91 1.0341 0.1375 273 1 89.91 2011-03-20
12. In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... 89.34 0.9673 0.2002 292 1 89.34 2012-03-30
13. And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... 88.52 1.0287 0.1247 269 2 86.29 2012-03-22
14. My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... 88.49 1.0194 0.1321 224 2 81.25 2012-03-09
15. Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... 87.97 1.0283 0.1254 272 1 87.97 2011-03-21
16. This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... 87.89 1.0543 0.0938 360 1 87.89 2011-03-21
17. But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... 86.88 1.0601 0.0695 256 1 86.88 2011-03-21
18. And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... 86.80 1.0576 0.0712 231 1 86.80 2010-11-15
19. All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... 86.68 1.0479 0.0807 205 1 86.68 2011-03-21
20. You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... 86.52 1.0617 0.0640 171 2 76.02 2011-03-21
21. The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... 86.34 0.9783 0.1550 273 3 75.17 2011-03-21
22. Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... 86.34 0.9561 0.1710 362 1 86.34 2011-03-21
23. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... 86.04 1.0033 0.1186 203 1 86.04 2010-11-15
24. It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... 85.77 0.9424 0.1790 320 2 79.81 2012-03-28
25. Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... 85.60 1.0018 0.1147 246 2 80.64 2012-03-16
26. The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... 85.29 0.9809 0.1269 209 2 76.38 2011-11-16
27. He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... 85.27 1.0111 0.1127 452 1 85.27 2012-03-22
28. One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... 85.16 1.0561 0.0519 227 1 85.16 2011-03-21
29. Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... 85.05 1.0639 0.0462 303 1 85.05 2011-03-21
30. Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... 85.05 0.9425 0.1671 248 1 85.05 2011-03-21
31. Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... 84.97 0.9206 0.1877 317 1 84.97 2011-03-21
32. An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... 84.94 0.9162 0.1927 401 1 84.94 2012-03-23
33. But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... 84.66 1.0059 0.0990 283 1 84.66 2011-03-22
34. Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... 84.57 0.9844 0.1302 351 1 84.57 2011-03-21
35. The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... 84.25 1.0672 0.0296 239 1 84.25 2011-03-21
36. It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... 84.02 1.0320 0.0692 401 2 82.54 2011-03-21
37. I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... 83.78 1.0265 0.0693 375 1 83.78 2010-12-16
38. Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... 83.41 1.0498 0.0383 261 1 83.41 2011-03-21
39. If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... 83.35 1.0669 0.0228 379 1 83.35 2010-12-28
40. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... 83.21 0.9841 0.0992 263 3 77.18 2011-11-16
41. When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... 83.18 1.0759 0.0138 273 1 83.18 2011-03-21
42. I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... 83.10 0.9631 0.1199 273 3 78.00 2011-03-21
43. The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... 83.09 1.0197 0.0614 204 2 79.22 2011-03-21
44. Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... 82.90 0.9676 0.1183 247 1 82.90 2011-03-21
45. How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... 82.37 1.0106 0.0622 302 1 82.37 2011-03-21
46. I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... 81.93 0.9737 0.0968 237 1 81.93 2011-03-21
47. The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... 81.75 1.0095 0.0545 211 1 81.75 2011-03-21
48. Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... 81.69 0.9632 0.1027 287 1 81.69 2011-03-21
49. Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... 81.60 0.9660 0.1049 258 1 81.60 2011-03-21
50. The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... 81.08 0.9935 0.0650 217 1 81.08 2011-03-21
51. Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... 80.90 1.0600 -0.0053 351 1 80.90 2011-03-21
52. One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... 80.58 1.0615 -0.0140 201 1 80.58 2010-12-14
53. Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... 80.19 1.0243 0.0242 153 1 80.19 2010-12-16
54. There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... 79.74 1.1095 -0.0682 252 1 79.74 2012-03-28
55. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... 79.70 0.9787 0.0637 364 2 73.78 2010-12-14
56. Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... 79.21 1.0507 -0.0129 253 2 72.88 2012-03-22
57. There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... 79.12 1.0351 -0.0001 276 1 79.12 2011-03-22
58. In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... 79.07 0.9873 0.0536 396 1 79.07 2011-03-21
59. The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... 78.70 1.0404 -0.0099 406 1 78.70 2011-03-21
60. Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... 78.64 1.0082 0.0114 212 2 76.23 2010-12-16
61. Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... 78.62 0.9927 0.0284 234 2 72.40 2011-11-16
62. Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... 78.23 1.0094 0.0098 256 1 78.23 2010-11-15
63. Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... 77.89 1.0392 -0.0194 258 2 73.45 2012-03-22
64. The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... 77.88 1.0495 -0.0352 323 1 77.88 2010-12-16
65. Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... 77.84 0.9801 0.0421 282 2 76.03 2010-12-15
66. In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... 77.72 1.0227 -0.0037 378 1 77.72 2010-11-15
67. It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... 77.42 1.0010 0.0114 213 1 77.42 2011-03-21
68. The recipe for turning fruit into wine goes something like t... 77.39 0.8787 0.1269 443 1 77.39 2011-03-21
69. The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... 77.15 1.0472 -0.0484 149 1 77.15 2011-03-21
70. Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... 77.13 1.0192 -0.0089 243 2 74.05 2011-02-18
71. The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... 77.06 1.0461 -0.0374 286 1 77.06 2010-11-15
72. The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... 77.06 0.9338 0.0801 326 1 77.06 2011-03-22
73. He rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' ... 77.00 1.0461 -0.0270 535 1 77.00 2011-11-16
74. There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... 76.65 1.0743 -0.0744 297 1 76.65 2011-03-21
75. Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... 76.63 0.9352 0.0619 194 1 76.63 2011-03-21
76. One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... 76.49 1.1138 -0.1085 341 1 76.49 2010-11-12
77. The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... 76.42 1.0865 -0.0915 237 1 76.42 2011-03-21
78. But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... 76.27 0.9980 -0.0019 295 1 76.27 2011-03-21
79. Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... 76.23 0.9070 0.0812 192 1 76.23 2011-03-21
80. It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... 75.91 0.9108 0.0783 235 1 75.91 2010-11-12
81. Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... 75.82 0.9357 0.0498 204 1 75.82 2011-03-21
82. I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... 75.45 0.9922 -0.0087 264 1 75.45 2011-11-16
83. The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... 75.42 0.9644 0.0212 398 2 72.94 2010-12-21
84. It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... 75.35 0.9332 0.0481 267 1 75.35 2011-03-21
85. There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... 75.18 1.0524 -0.0753 177 2 72.06 2010-12-21
86. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... 75.17 1.0873 -0.1112 243 1 75.17 2010-12-15
87. My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... 75.15 0.8986 0.0791 205 1 75.15 2011-03-21
88. In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... 75.09 0.8993 0.0819 366 1 75.09 2011-03-22
89. Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... 75.02 1.0165 -0.0404 316 1 75.02 2010-12-15
90. My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... 74.96 0.9948 -0.0191 233 1 74.96 2012-03-23
91. Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... 74.96 0.9952 -0.0164 220 1 74.96 2010-12-16
92. Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... 74.84 0.9909 -0.0112 293 2 69.15 2012-03-30
93. It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... 74.45 0.9194 0.0611 360 1 74.45 2011-03-21
94. It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... 73.99 1.0414 -0.0789 234 1 73.99 2010-12-15
95. People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... 73.90 1.0115 -0.0543 189 1 73.90 2011-03-20
96. This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... 73.23 1.0052 -0.0397 400 1 73.23 2012-03-30
97. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens... 73.14 0.9515 0.0117 334 3 68.32 2011-03-23
98. Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... 73.08 1.0291 -0.0793 240 1 73.08 2010-12-16
99. When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... 72.98 1.0800 -0.1326 213 1 72.98 2010-12-15
100. Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... 72.90 1.0332 -0.0847 267 1 72.90 2010-11-15
101. And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... 72.56 0.9183 0.0276 308 1 72.56 2011-03-21
102. Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... 72.54 1.0370 -0.0926 262 1 72.54 2010-11-15
103. I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... 72.31 1.0472 -0.0945 397 1 72.31 2010-12-16
104. Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... 72.18 1.0562 -0.1108 360 1 72.18 2010-12-14
105. The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... 72.07 0.9128 0.0226 237 1 72.07 2011-03-21
106. King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... 71.91 0.9027 0.0303 189 1 71.91 2010-12-21
107. Webster defines intelligence as, "the ability to apprehend i... 71.80 0.8718 0.0664 318 1 71.80 2011-03-21
108. I can practically see your face and another revolutionary fa... 71.72 1.0204 -0.0947 143 1 71.72 2011-03-21
109. Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... 71.41 0.9864 -0.0526 292 1 71.41 2010-12-15
110. We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... 71.19 1.0362 -0.1027 437 1 71.19 2012-03-22
111. And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... 71.18 1.0616 -0.1279 304 1 71.18 2010-12-15
112. They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... 71.12 0.9145 0.0147 404 2 70.60 2011-03-21
113. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... 71.00 0.9836 -0.0590 289 2 69.42 2011-03-21
114. In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... 70.95 0.9284 -0.0011 346 2 70.86 2010-12-15
115. The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... 70.90 0.9809 -0.0503 250 1 70.90 2011-11-16
116. The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... 70.72 0.9136 0.0105 348 2 67.60 2011-03-23
117. If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... 70.27 1.0567 -0.1421 314 1 70.27 2010-11-15
118. Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... 70.23 0.9359 -0.0203 355 1 70.23 2011-11-17
119. Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... 70.06 0.9271 -0.0151 295 1 70.06 2010-12-15
120. Remembering you standing quiet in the rain as I ran to your ... 70.02 1.0595 -0.1546 166 1 70.02 2010-11-15
121. Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... 69.88 0.8986 0.0163 363 1 69.88 2011-03-21
122. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... 69.74 0.9500 -0.0401 287 1 69.74 2011-03-21
123. Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... 69.55 0.9445 -0.0304 389 1 69.55 2012-03-22
124. We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... 69.15 0.9917 -0.0890 317 2 66.94 2012-03-30
125. It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... 69.10 0.9756 -0.0768 223 1 69.10 2012-03-16
126. What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... 69.09 0.9763 -0.0770 143 2 56.32 2011-03-21
127. Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... 69.00 0.9012 0.0005 322 1 69.00 2011-03-21
128. Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... 68.86 0.8981 0.0074 255 1 68.86 2011-03-21
129. Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... 68.42 0.9884 -0.0950 267 1 68.42 2010-12-15
130. Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... 68.26 0.9762 -0.0879 249 1 68.26 2011-03-21
131. In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... 68.03 0.9377 -0.0447 198 1 68.03 2011-03-22
132. Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... 68.01 0.9114 -0.0182 399 1 68.01 2011-03-20
133. Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... 67.51 1.0074 -0.1145 410 1 67.51 2010-12-16
134. Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... 67.37 1.0350 -0.1434 416 1 67.37 2010-12-21
135. If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... 67.36 1.0178 -0.1430 207 1 67.36 2011-02-01
136. Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... 67.26 1.0543 -0.1822 182 1 67.26 2010-11-15
137. Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... 67.02 0.9380 -0.0672 284 1 67.02 2010-11-15
138. Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... 66.60 1.0501 -0.1826 263 1 66.60 2010-12-14
139. My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... 66.57 0.9885 -0.1219 355 1 66.57 2010-12-16
140. In 1969 four computers located around the country were in co... 66.02 0.8856 -0.0186 369 1 66.02 2012-03-22
141. I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... 65.84 0.8986 -0.0410 216 1 65.84 2011-03-21
142. Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... 64.67 0.9228 -0.0763 305 1 64.67 2011-03-21
143. Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... 64.50 0.9987 -0.1550 236 1 64.50 2011-03-21
144. Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... 63.86 0.8913 -0.0586 201 1 63.86 2010-11-20
145. I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... 63.40 0.9561 -0.1278 291 1 63.40 2011-11-16
146. It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... 62.73 0.8778 -0.0597 285 1 62.73 2010-12-15
147. You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... 62.14 0.9740 -0.1621 371 1 62.14 2010-11-15
148. These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... 61.45 0.9332 -0.1326 295 1 61.45 2011-03-21
149. Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... 61.39 1.0883 -0.2831 189 1 61.39 2011-03-21
150. You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ... 61.11 0.8966 -0.1028 366 1 61.11 2010-12-14
151. With forty-six Chinese, fourteen Japanese, eighteen Mexican,... 59.03 0.7852 -0.0242 154 1 59.03 2011-03-21
152. Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... 58.91 0.8172 -0.0558 204 2 56.27 2011-03-21
153. However, let us leave aside the philosophical, social, and e... 57.94 0.9524 -0.1829 410 1 57.94 2010-12-15
154. Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... 57.79 0.7923 -0.0405 316 1 57.79 2011-11-16
155. Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... 57.23 0.9519 -0.2038 323 1 57.23 2012-03-09
156. From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... 56.35 1.0026 -0.2659 200 1 56.35 2010-11-15
157. Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... 53.65 0.8721 -0.1689 231 1 53.65 2010-12-21
158. Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... 48.33 1.0426 -0.4194 131 1 48.33 2011-11-16