| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I am doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion about t... |
104.91 |
1.0835 |
0.2863 |
196 |
1 |
104.91 |
2022-01-15 |
| 2. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
99.86 |
1.0201 |
0.2749 |
172 |
1 |
99.86 |
2021-11-25 |
| 3. |
I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live i... |
97.32 |
1.1180 |
0.1501 |
144 |
2 |
92.78 |
2021-07-24 |
| 4. |
Take me home to the friends I've always known. Take me home,... |
96.17 |
0.9925 |
0.2414 |
176 |
1 |
96.17 |
2021-12-14 |
| 5. |
For all those times you stood by me, for all the truth that ... |
95.34 |
1.1368 |
0.0889 |
155 |
1 |
95.34 |
2021-12-26 |
| 6. |
How sweet it is to love someone, how right it is to care. Ho... |
93.95 |
1.0513 |
0.1562 |
171 |
1 |
93.95 |
2021-07-08 |
| 7. |
It doesn't matter where you go or what you do, I want to spe... |
93.44 |
1.1125 |
0.1002 |
186 |
1 |
93.44 |
2021-12-10 |
| 8. |
You can't look me in the eye and say that you love me and yo... |
90.28 |
1.0884 |
0.0814 |
205 |
1 |
90.28 |
2021-06-21 |
| 9. |
Thinking you know everything there is to know about somethin... |
89.47 |
1.1066 |
0.0298 |
138 |
1 |
89.47 |
2021-12-26 |
| 10. |
As the United States assumed greater status as a power in wo... |
89.00 |
0.9989 |
0.1562 |
205 |
1 |
89.00 |
2021-09-11 |
| 11. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
88.91 |
1.0596 |
0.0940 |
239 |
2 |
80.76 |
2021-11-17 |
| 12. |
Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joi... |
88.78 |
1.1522 |
-0.0028 |
109 |
1 |
88.78 |
2021-06-23 |
| 13. |
And it came to pass that I beheld others pressing forward, a... |
87.90 |
1.0949 |
0.0411 |
280 |
1 |
87.90 |
2022-01-06 |
| 14. |
Before me there stands an opportunity, there for the taking ... |
87.83 |
1.0053 |
0.1293 |
227 |
2 |
82.07 |
2021-12-16 |
| 15. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
87.39 |
1.0368 |
0.0974 |
276 |
1 |
87.39 |
2022-01-09 |
| 16. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
87.29 |
1.0797 |
0.0504 |
210 |
1 |
87.29 |
2021-07-03 |
| 17. |
If only all the contradictory voices shouting inside my head... |
86.79 |
1.0513 |
0.0781 |
176 |
1 |
86.79 |
2020-09-24 |
| 18. |
You are older than me. Do you still feel the pain of the sca... |
86.58 |
1.0511 |
0.0706 |
162 |
1 |
86.58 |
2021-11-15 |
| 19. |
I have a dream, a fantasy, to help me through reality. And m... |
86.16 |
1.0050 |
0.1023 |
148 |
1 |
86.16 |
2021-07-01 |
| 20. |
It often seems to me that's all detective work is, wiping ou... |
86.06 |
1.0579 |
0.0375 |
348 |
1 |
86.06 |
2022-01-09 |
| 21. |
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will b... |
85.50 |
1.0444 |
0.0674 |
186 |
1 |
85.50 |
2022-01-11 |
| 22. |
You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the ... |
85.02 |
1.0696 |
0.0398 |
317 |
1 |
85.02 |
2022-01-09 |
| 23. |
By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way come... |
84.97 |
1.0884 |
0.0059 |
249 |
1 |
84.97 |
2021-12-22 |
| 24. |
I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies wer... |
84.88 |
1.0578 |
0.0453 |
281 |
1 |
84.88 |
2021-10-02 |
| 25. |
Gaston was not only a fierce lover, with endless wisdom and ... |
84.83 |
1.0467 |
0.0565 |
276 |
1 |
84.83 |
2021-12-11 |
| 26. |
I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it... |
84.56 |
1.0495 |
0.0420 |
266 |
1 |
84.56 |
2021-01-19 |
| 27. |
Do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common? Deta... |
84.44 |
1.0420 |
0.0494 |
263 |
1 |
84.44 |
2021-06-25 |
| 28. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
84.39 |
0.9941 |
0.0997 |
217 |
1 |
84.39 |
2021-11-14 |
| 29. |
There are places I'll remember all my life, though some have... |
84.33 |
1.0694 |
0.0253 |
211 |
1 |
84.33 |
2021-07-18 |
| 30. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
84.20 |
1.0666 |
0.0252 |
297 |
1 |
84.20 |
2021-12-11 |
| 31. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
84.16 |
1.0615 |
0.0563 |
305 |
1 |
84.16 |
2022-01-14 |
| 32. |
It is vitally important for us to keep engaging with the wor... |
84.08 |
1.0341 |
0.0591 |
245 |
1 |
84.08 |
2021-12-29 |
| 33. |
Often, after the first years of marriage, the husband seems ... |
83.49 |
1.0496 |
0.0316 |
217 |
2 |
81.97 |
2021-07-08 |
| 34. |
So they're finally here, performing for you. If you know the... |
83.41 |
0.9935 |
0.0668 |
173 |
1 |
83.41 |
2021-12-15 |
| 35. |
Every single night I endure the fight of little wings of whi... |
83.40 |
1.0203 |
0.0654 |
354 |
1 |
83.40 |
2021-06-27 |
| 36. |
It was a long and gloomy night that gathered on me, haunted ... |
83.31 |
0.9603 |
0.1217 |
165 |
1 |
83.31 |
2021-12-23 |
| 37. |
The wonders of life and the universe are mere reflections of... |
83.26 |
0.9814 |
0.1016 |
155 |
2 |
78.76 |
2021-12-29 |
| 38. |
It used to be risky for a scientist to assert that anything ... |
82.95 |
1.0167 |
0.0582 |
217 |
1 |
82.95 |
2021-11-30 |
| 39. |
The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to s... |
82.63 |
1.0222 |
0.0506 |
256 |
1 |
82.63 |
2021-01-20 |
| 40. |
Those who do not exist cannot suffer and are of no account t... |
82.40 |
1.0394 |
0.0255 |
440 |
1 |
82.40 |
2021-07-02 |
| 41. |
Years ago, I was an angry young man. And I'd pretend that I ... |
82.40 |
0.9852 |
0.0813 |
155 |
1 |
82.40 |
2021-07-09 |
| 42. |
Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find. I tri... |
82.09 |
1.0686 |
-0.0027 |
209 |
2 |
79.67 |
2021-12-11 |
| 43. |
I etched your name in the clouds but it was lost when the th... |
81.75 |
1.0767 |
-0.0175 |
206 |
1 |
81.75 |
2020-12-26 |
| 44. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
81.74 |
1.0485 |
0.0496 |
153 |
1 |
81.74 |
2020-09-22 |
| 45. |
But what leaves us out of breath the most isn't the moments ... |
81.47 |
1.0602 |
-0.0068 |
482 |
1 |
81.47 |
2021-06-17 |
| 46. |
In the wild lands beyond Bree there were mysterious wanderer... |
81.43 |
1.0058 |
0.0426 |
296 |
1 |
81.43 |
2021-06-13 |
| 47. |
I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. Af... |
81.25 |
1.0417 |
0.0099 |
191 |
1 |
81.25 |
2021-07-13 |
| 48. |
I used to think she was quite intelligent, in my stupidity. ... |
81.23 |
1.0593 |
-0.0047 |
303 |
1 |
81.23 |
2021-12-01 |
| 49. |
Gately can't even imagine what it would be like to be a sobe... |
81.23 |
1.0487 |
0.0021 |
229 |
1 |
81.23 |
2021-12-28 |
| 50. |
And I will look down and see my murmuring bones and the deep... |
81.10 |
1.0619 |
-0.0069 |
191 |
1 |
81.10 |
2021-01-21 |
| 51. |
From the point of conception to the moment of truth. At the ... |
80.96 |
1.0522 |
-0.0010 |
213 |
1 |
80.96 |
2021-12-07 |
| 52. |
She dreams of 1969 before the soldiers came. The life was ch... |
80.95 |
1.0198 |
0.0312 |
246 |
1 |
80.95 |
2021-06-20 |
| 53. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
80.89 |
1.0555 |
-0.0048 |
363 |
2 |
80.02 |
2021-11-20 |
| 54. |
Don't your feet get cold in the winter time? The sky won't s... |
80.88 |
1.0467 |
0.0003 |
216 |
1 |
80.88 |
2022-01-11 |
| 55. |
Tom put the Ring round the end of his little finger and held... |
80.88 |
1.0025 |
0.0435 |
374 |
1 |
80.88 |
2021-06-14 |
| 56. |
The voice of anatomy, like the voice of all nature, never re... |
80.80 |
1.0609 |
-0.0161 |
257 |
1 |
80.80 |
2021-07-04 |
| 57. |
You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain'... |
80.75 |
1.0344 |
0.0097 |
174 |
1 |
80.75 |
2021-07-21 |
| 58. |
Everything happens for a reason. The system will be assessin... |
80.66 |
1.0305 |
0.0138 |
222 |
1 |
80.66 |
2021-06-20 |
| 59. |
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read an... |
80.51 |
0.9819 |
0.0673 |
326 |
1 |
80.51 |
2021-06-26 |
| 60. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
80.45 |
0.9865 |
0.0577 |
276 |
2 |
76.60 |
2022-01-15 |
| 61. |
The pleasure of rooting for Goliath is that you can expect t... |
80.44 |
1.0592 |
-0.0166 |
193 |
1 |
80.44 |
2021-06-24 |
| 62. |
I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose gove... |
80.44 |
1.0473 |
0.0007 |
331 |
1 |
80.44 |
2020-12-21 |
| 63. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
80.30 |
0.9769 |
0.0637 |
263 |
1 |
80.30 |
2021-11-22 |
| 64. |
You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excu... |
80.24 |
1.0387 |
0.0002 |
162 |
2 |
78.12 |
2021-06-19 |
| 65. |
There was a long hard time when I kept far from me the remem... |
80.22 |
1.0483 |
-0.0057 |
132 |
1 |
80.22 |
2021-07-18 |
| 66. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
79.97 |
1.0053 |
0.0315 |
232 |
1 |
79.97 |
2021-11-13 |
| 67. |
Sally and I did not know what to say. Should we tell her the... |
79.93 |
1.0646 |
-0.0302 |
199 |
1 |
79.93 |
2021-12-26 |
| 68. |
Life is basically like a soap bubble. It rides on the wind, ... |
79.92 |
1.0232 |
0.0136 |
249 |
1 |
79.92 |
2021-06-18 |
| 69. |
We catched fish, and talked, and we took a swim now and then... |
79.82 |
1.0188 |
0.0137 |
423 |
1 |
79.82 |
2021-06-19 |
| 70. |
Tim and the Princess lounge in the castle garden, laughing t... |
79.70 |
1.0152 |
0.0219 |
192 |
1 |
79.70 |
2021-06-30 |
| 71. |
Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Ma... |
79.68 |
1.0597 |
-0.0224 |
178 |
1 |
79.68 |
2021-07-01 |
| 72. |
It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that... |
79.66 |
0.9907 |
0.0427 |
210 |
1 |
79.66 |
2021-06-28 |
| 73. |
We'll be here when the world slows down and the sunbeams fad... |
79.61 |
1.0050 |
0.0194 |
262 |
1 |
79.61 |
2021-12-11 |
| 74. |
I have been second to Jo my whole life, in everything. And I... |
79.58 |
1.0679 |
-0.0442 |
203 |
1 |
79.58 |
2022-01-09 |
| 75. |
They had their faces twisted toward their haunches and found... |
79.56 |
1.0305 |
0.0030 |
213 |
1 |
79.56 |
2021-06-16 |
| 76. |
By love you mean big lightning bolts to the heart, where you... |
79.54 |
1.0637 |
-0.0335 |
253 |
1 |
79.54 |
2021-12-16 |
| 77. |
I find myself so furious at all these people that I am in co... |
79.47 |
1.0904 |
-0.0748 |
162 |
1 |
79.47 |
2021-06-21 |
| 78. |
The light and the dark the big and the small. Just keep in m... |
79.34 |
1.1178 |
-0.0946 |
184 |
1 |
79.34 |
2021-06-23 |
| 79. |
When one fib becomes due as it were, you must forge another ... |
79.34 |
1.0611 |
-0.0016 |
207 |
1 |
79.34 |
2021-11-22 |
| 80. |
I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not fo... |
79.33 |
1.0540 |
-0.0250 |
260 |
1 |
79.33 |
2022-01-09 |
| 81. |
I also thought about my wife, the most important person in m... |
79.23 |
1.0612 |
-0.0274 |
285 |
1 |
79.23 |
2022-01-09 |
| 82. |
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of ... |
79.18 |
1.0530 |
-0.0306 |
302 |
1 |
79.18 |
2021-01-13 |
| 83. |
A brother who lives at home, and is still considered more su... |
79.18 |
1.0510 |
-0.0231 |
197 |
1 |
79.18 |
2021-12-15 |
| 84. |
I hope you never lose your sense of wonder. You get your fil... |
79.17 |
1.0251 |
-0.0136 |
192 |
1 |
79.17 |
2020-09-24 |
| 85. |
Grab your coat and get your hat, leave your worry on the doo... |
79.09 |
1.0223 |
-0.0032 |
238 |
1 |
79.09 |
2021-10-02 |
| 86. |
While the simple act of putting one foot in front of the oth... |
78.91 |
1.0644 |
-0.0364 |
274 |
1 |
78.91 |
2021-06-20 |
| 87. |
This legendary dragon is a powerful engine of destruction. V... |
78.83 |
0.9323 |
0.0879 |
150 |
1 |
78.83 |
2020-09-24 |
| 88. |
It's not about changing the world. It's about doing our best... |
78.73 |
1.0788 |
-0.0550 |
163 |
1 |
78.73 |
2021-12-24 |
| 89. |
Getting out of your comfort zone means trying to do somethin... |
78.65 |
1.0768 |
-0.0591 |
383 |
1 |
78.65 |
2020-12-25 |
| 90. |
People quickly learn to ignore the prefix (or suffix) to see... |
78.65 |
0.9839 |
0.0253 |
224 |
1 |
78.65 |
2021-06-15 |
| 91. |
There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions r... |
78.59 |
1.0387 |
-0.0195 |
200 |
1 |
78.59 |
2021-07-06 |
| 92. |
I wanna hold you when I'm not supposed to. When I'm lying cl... |
78.47 |
1.0292 |
-0.0144 |
190 |
1 |
78.47 |
2021-07-05 |
| 93. |
Wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due resp... |
78.44 |
1.0313 |
-0.0162 |
389 |
1 |
78.44 |
2020-12-24 |
| 94. |
There's a club if you'd like to go. You could meet somebody ... |
78.30 |
1.0819 |
-0.0791 |
192 |
1 |
78.30 |
2021-06-11 |
| 95. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
78.27 |
1.0138 |
0.0007 |
231 |
1 |
78.27 |
2021-07-08 |
| 96. |
It is always painful to part from people whom one has known ... |
78.26 |
0.9751 |
0.0430 |
253 |
1 |
78.26 |
2021-07-08 |
| 97. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
78.16 |
0.9411 |
0.0739 |
318 |
1 |
78.16 |
2021-11-27 |
| 98. |
Why does an apple fall when it is ripe? Is it brought down b... |
78.09 |
1.0093 |
0.0091 |
467 |
1 |
78.09 |
2022-01-11 |
| 99. |
All this time we wait on this shallow line for a martyr to s... |
78.04 |
1.0262 |
-0.0099 |
296 |
1 |
78.04 |
2021-12-04 |
| 100. |
It's been rainy and windy for seven days straight. I've been... |
77.89 |
1.0600 |
-0.0563 |
233 |
1 |
77.89 |
2021-12-11 |
| 101. |
Oh, this kindergarten crush is gettin' me wrong. I don't kno... |
77.88 |
1.0229 |
-0.0176 |
208 |
1 |
77.88 |
2021-12-11 |
| 102. |
You asked me why I don't have original art? I've had three d... |
77.60 |
1.0310 |
-0.0281 |
171 |
1 |
77.60 |
2021-07-08 |
| 103. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
77.51 |
0.9843 |
0.0186 |
234 |
1 |
77.51 |
2022-01-09 |
| 104. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
77.43 |
1.0109 |
-0.0065 |
276 |
1 |
77.43 |
2021-06-13 |
| 105. |
My mother had to abandon her quest, but managed to extract f... |
77.40 |
1.0070 |
-0.0035 |
205 |
1 |
77.40 |
2021-12-23 |
| 106. |
My aunt used to live in Paris. I remember, she used to come ... |
77.28 |
1.0186 |
-0.0166 |
330 |
1 |
77.28 |
2021-11-13 |
| 107. |
Now, normally, she sells seashells by the seashore, but toda... |
77.25 |
0.9967 |
-0.0006 |
261 |
1 |
77.25 |
2021-11-23 |
| 108. |
I do not for one think that the problem was that the band wa... |
77.15 |
1.0227 |
-0.0228 |
269 |
1 |
77.15 |
2021-06-21 |
| 109. |
All around us there are powers. There are animals like the w... |
77.10 |
1.0615 |
-0.0660 |
419 |
1 |
77.10 |
2022-01-09 |
| 110. |
I have moments like that a lot, when my brain falls asleep o... |
77.01 |
1.0742 |
-0.0751 |
217 |
1 |
77.01 |
2021-12-15 |
| 111. |
You are amoral, are you not? You are feeding off the violenc... |
76.93 |
1.0249 |
-0.0308 |
180 |
1 |
76.93 |
2021-12-08 |
| 112. |
Sometimes I wish I could turn back time, impossible as it ma... |
76.85 |
1.0710 |
-0.0740 |
244 |
1 |
76.85 |
2021-12-26 |
| 113. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
76.81 |
0.9884 |
0.0068 |
233 |
1 |
76.81 |
2021-11-22 |
| 114. |
Such dreary streets! Blocks of blackness, not houses, on eit... |
76.73 |
0.9604 |
-0.0234 |
243 |
1 |
76.73 |
2021-07-04 |
| 115. |
All beauty comes from beautiful blood and a beautiful brain.... |
76.62 |
0.9819 |
0.0154 |
297 |
1 |
76.62 |
2021-07-08 |
| 116. |
You truly love each other and so you might have been truly h... |
76.49 |
1.0405 |
-0.0500 |
216 |
1 |
76.49 |
2020-09-24 |
| 117. |
I just told you the truth. I told you the truth the first ti... |
76.48 |
1.0709 |
-0.0758 |
204 |
1 |
76.48 |
2021-09-11 |
| 118. |
Are you, are you coming to the tree? Where they strung up a ... |
76.13 |
1.0452 |
-0.0586 |
193 |
1 |
76.13 |
2022-01-09 |
| 119. |
Ever since your brother got taken down... I've had my eye on... |
76.00 |
1.0258 |
-0.0450 |
232 |
1 |
76.00 |
2021-06-16 |
| 120. |
We're living on borrowed time here. Every minute of our life... |
75.96 |
1.0254 |
-0.0437 |
270 |
1 |
75.96 |
2021-01-13 |
| 121. |
After you got six pieces, you gotta get rid of 'em. Of cours... |
75.62 |
0.9245 |
0.0504 |
138 |
1 |
75.62 |
2021-06-25 |
| 122. |
You know, I think this Christmas thing is not as tricky as i... |
75.20 |
0.9311 |
0.0222 |
334 |
1 |
75.20 |
2021-10-02 |
| 123. |
When a child enters school for the first time he will encoun... |
75.16 |
1.0140 |
-0.0385 |
243 |
1 |
75.16 |
2021-12-14 |
| 124. |
Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed. I tried to ... |
74.91 |
1.0366 |
-0.0645 |
164 |
1 |
74.91 |
2021-12-02 |
| 125. |
Oh, no, sir. I'm sorry, sir. I could never answer to a whist... |
74.90 |
0.9755 |
0.0019 |
190 |
1 |
74.90 |
2021-06-25 |
| 126. |
The naked cannot clothe the poor in spirit with oxygen, and ... |
74.90 |
1.0298 |
-0.0614 |
203 |
1 |
74.90 |
2021-01-20 |
| 127. |
In one small part of space, the war continues. In war, there... |
74.38 |
1.0035 |
-0.0437 |
368 |
1 |
74.38 |
2021-06-15 |
| 128. |
I got into show business because I love stories. They comfor... |
74.34 |
1.0060 |
-0.1012 |
377 |
1 |
74.34 |
2021-07-06 |
| 129. |
The highlander seemed to float through life very much the sa... |
74.32 |
1.0620 |
-0.1030 |
141 |
2 |
72.68 |
2021-12-11 |
| 130. |
That's great Rachel, but I'm on my third glass of chardonnay... |
74.15 |
1.0197 |
-0.0595 |
206 |
1 |
74.15 |
2021-01-02 |
| 131. |
Love in the nineties is paranoid. On sunny beaches, take you... |
74.12 |
1.0433 |
-0.0836 |
231 |
1 |
74.12 |
2020-12-21 |
| 132. |
I never should have told you, I never should have let you se... |
73.88 |
1.0925 |
-0.1408 |
128 |
1 |
73.88 |
2021-12-11 |
| 133. |
You there, my friend. Come, let me hold you. Now, with a sig... |
73.86 |
0.9518 |
0.0064 |
314 |
1 |
73.86 |
2021-12-24 |
| 134. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
73.84 |
0.9691 |
-0.0112 |
223 |
1 |
73.84 |
2020-12-29 |
| 135. |
You never read a book on psychology, Tippy. You didn't need ... |
73.71 |
0.9857 |
-0.0271 |
265 |
1 |
73.71 |
2021-06-10 |
| 136. |
I don't know what you're talking about. I don't agree with w... |
73.57 |
1.0314 |
-0.0788 |
186 |
1 |
73.57 |
2021-12-11 |
| 137. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
73.46 |
1.0289 |
-0.0752 |
276 |
1 |
73.46 |
2021-12-02 |
| 138. |
Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman, they like to roll the dice... |
73.38 |
0.8774 |
0.0654 |
131 |
1 |
73.38 |
2020-01-27 |
| 139. |
Spend all your time waiting for that second chance, for a br... |
73.12 |
1.1309 |
-0.1836 |
176 |
1 |
73.12 |
2021-12-02 |
| 140. |
It is as hard to understand how consciousness emerges and di... |
73.05 |
1.0513 |
-0.1090 |
279 |
1 |
73.05 |
2021-12-20 |
| 141. |
I once lived in the Lost Woods, until the day I wandered int... |
72.84 |
1.0118 |
-0.0692 |
205 |
1 |
72.84 |
2021-07-18 |
| 142. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
72.55 |
1.1296 |
-0.1575 |
252 |
1 |
72.55 |
2020-12-23 |
| 143. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
72.46 |
0.9697 |
-0.0296 |
249 |
1 |
72.46 |
2021-12-05 |
| 144. |
Have you ever experienced a time when no matter how hard you... |
72.17 |
1.0280 |
-0.0932 |
242 |
1 |
72.17 |
2021-12-02 |
| 145. |
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket i... |
71.90 |
0.9931 |
-0.0648 |
200 |
1 |
71.90 |
2022-01-09 |
| 146. |
What we do know is that, as the chemical window closed, anot... |
71.75 |
1.0216 |
-0.0920 |
302 |
1 |
71.75 |
2020-09-24 |
| 147. |
On some shelf in some hexagon, it was argued, there must exi... |
71.48 |
1.0189 |
-0.0969 |
218 |
1 |
71.48 |
2021-07-21 |
| 148. |
I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself ... |
71.43 |
1.0651 |
-0.1448 |
282 |
1 |
71.43 |
2021-01-21 |
| 149. |
Oh baby, it's alright. It's alright to feel like a fat child... |
71.25 |
1.0343 |
-0.1063 |
238 |
1 |
71.25 |
2022-01-09 |
| 150. |
The whole point was to find a way to practice nuclear war wi... |
71.16 |
1.0261 |
-0.1020 |
227 |
1 |
71.16 |
2021-12-02 |
| 151. |
Maybe I will never be all the things that I wanna be. Now is... |
70.98 |
1.1051 |
-0.1885 |
177 |
1 |
70.98 |
2021-06-13 |
| 152. |
On rainy afternoons, embroidering with a group of friends on... |
70.93 |
0.9995 |
-0.0777 |
279 |
1 |
70.93 |
2021-01-20 |
| 153. |
You see, what we're talkin' about here is an organism that i... |
70.91 |
0.9866 |
-0.0761 |
340 |
1 |
70.91 |
2021-01-13 |
| 154. |
Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched ... |
70.78 |
1.0176 |
-0.0997 |
180 |
1 |
70.78 |
2021-12-02 |
| 155. |
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this ... |
70.55 |
1.0281 |
-0.1161 |
163 |
1 |
70.55 |
2020-01-06 |
| 156. |
She had a horror of rooms. She was tired you can't hide beat... |
70.47 |
1.0377 |
-0.1644 |
247 |
1 |
70.47 |
2021-12-02 |
| 157. |
Darling, I am growing old, silver threads among the gold. Sh... |
70.38 |
1.0066 |
-0.0986 |
225 |
1 |
70.38 |
2021-06-16 |
| 158. |
If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room would you... |
70.18 |
1.0260 |
-0.1159 |
186 |
1 |
70.18 |
2021-07-09 |
| 159. |
All the times that I've cried, keeping all the things I knew... |
70.11 |
1.0472 |
-0.1385 |
229 |
1 |
70.11 |
2021-07-01 |
| 160. |
Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe ... |
69.98 |
0.9160 |
-0.0140 |
135 |
1 |
69.98 |
2019-12-22 |
| 161. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
69.86 |
1.0154 |
-0.0633 |
351 |
1 |
69.86 |
2021-06-28 |
| 162. |
Mac, they said you escaped. I knew you wouldn't leave withou... |
69.75 |
0.9147 |
-0.0177 |
248 |
1 |
69.75 |
2020-09-22 |
| 163. |
I'm on Johnson Avenue in San Luis Obispo, and I'm five years... |
69.19 |
0.9001 |
-0.0031 |
172 |
1 |
69.19 |
2021-07-03 |
| 164. |
Talk to me baby. Tell me what you're feeling. You say you do... |
69.04 |
1.0460 |
-0.1557 |
239 |
1 |
69.04 |
2020-01-27 |
| 165. |
Written in these walls are the stories that I can't explain.... |
68.74 |
1.0488 |
-0.1604 |
411 |
1 |
68.74 |
2020-09-23 |
| 166. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
68.51 |
0.9278 |
-0.0385 |
295 |
1 |
68.51 |
2021-12-16 |
| 167. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
68.47 |
0.9780 |
-0.0912 |
337 |
1 |
68.47 |
2021-12-20 |
| 168. |
Do you understand the expense people went through to keep yo... |
68.43 |
1.0577 |
-0.1714 |
228 |
1 |
68.43 |
2021-07-05 |
| 169. |
It's a funny thing, but people mostly have it backward. They... |
68.37 |
1.0612 |
-0.1747 |
173 |
1 |
68.37 |
2021-10-02 |
| 170. |
For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection ... |
68.30 |
0.9907 |
-0.1038 |
260 |
1 |
68.30 |
2021-06-18 |
| 171. |
All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to t... |
68.14 |
1.0645 |
-0.1897 |
136 |
1 |
68.14 |
2021-12-28 |
| 172. |
I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just a ma... |
67.94 |
0.9813 |
-0.1001 |
225 |
1 |
67.94 |
2021-01-20 |
| 173. |
My life seems unreal, my crime an illusion, a scene badly wr... |
67.47 |
0.9865 |
-0.1134 |
173 |
1 |
67.47 |
2021-06-15 |
| 174. |
The hills are alive with the sound of music, with songs they... |
67.07 |
1.1150 |
-0.2476 |
185 |
1 |
67.07 |
2020-01-27 |
| 175. |
Silence fell between them, as tangible as the dark tree shad... |
66.99 |
1.0389 |
-0.1712 |
199 |
1 |
66.99 |
2021-12-02 |
| 176. |
Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series is the mos... |
66.92 |
0.9523 |
-0.0836 |
245 |
1 |
66.92 |
2021-01-19 |
| 177. |
We all love a good story. We all love a tantalizing mystery.... |
66.84 |
1.0111 |
-0.1439 |
282 |
1 |
66.84 |
2020-09-24 |
| 178. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
66.51 |
0.9922 |
-0.0930 |
341 |
1 |
66.51 |
2021-12-26 |
| 179. |
There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire,... |
65.91 |
1.0539 |
-0.2007 |
203 |
1 |
65.91 |
2021-07-06 |
| 180. |
I'm going to roll my window up, then I'm going to drive away... |
64.81 |
1.0393 |
-0.2036 |
104 |
1 |
64.81 |
2021-12-23 |
| 181. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
64.38 |
1.0365 |
-0.1693 |
162 |
1 |
64.38 |
2021-12-16 |
| 182. |
Everything that we did and built and wrote and thought and d... |
64.06 |
0.9236 |
-0.1016 |
88 |
1 |
64.06 |
2020-01-27 |
| 183. |
You see, Mr. Newton, I'm kind of a cliche. I'm the disillusi... |
63.34 |
0.9098 |
-0.0920 |
209 |
1 |
63.34 |
2021-07-06 |
| 184. |
There was something in her, something that was... Pure Horro... |
63.00 |
1.0342 |
-0.2270 |
210 |
1 |
63.00 |
2021-06-11 |
| 185. |
What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every d... |
62.80 |
1.0389 |
-0.2471 |
118 |
1 |
62.80 |
2020-01-27 |
| 186. |
There's a diary. Here's the last page. It's all over. The fi... |
62.68 |
0.9997 |
-0.1896 |
173 |
1 |
62.68 |
2021-06-21 |
| 187. |
Lemon Boy and me started to get along together. I helped him... |
62.03 |
1.0112 |
-0.2156 |
210 |
1 |
62.03 |
2021-10-02 |
| 188. |
Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erro... |
60.00 |
0.8808 |
-0.1044 |
145 |
1 |
60.00 |
2021-02-23 |
| 189. |
I hope some day you'll join us and the world will be as one.... |
56.37 |
1.0451 |
-0.3178 |
202 |
1 |
56.37 |
2021-06-30 |
| 190. |
It's like this, I think: the excellence of a good body doesn... |
54.28 |
1.0133 |
-0.3348 |
175 |
1 |
54.28 |
2021-07-06 |
| 191. |
Well, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl! Are you tired, run dow... |
52.73 |
0.7492 |
-0.0711 |
135 |
1 |
52.73 |
2020-09-24 |
| 192. |
There's that word again: "heavy." Why are things so heavy in... |
51.08 |
0.8003 |
-0.1464 |
128 |
1 |
51.08 |
2020-01-27 |
| 193. |
Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, ... |
49.56 |
0.9684 |
-0.3400 |
168 |
1 |
49.56 |
2019-12-22 |