| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
That was what I wanted, but I don't need it to be gone. I ca... |
168.17 |
1.1418 |
0.2309 |
235 |
1 |
168.17 |
2022-08-07 |
| 2. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
164.25 |
0.9936 |
0.3573 |
227 |
1 |
164.25 |
2013-06-01 |
| 3. |
We imagine that when we are thrown out of our usual ruts all... |
161.49 |
1.0967 |
0.2226 |
194 |
1 |
161.49 |
2022-08-07 |
| 4. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
160.61 |
1.0528 |
0.2582 |
201 |
2 |
136.15 |
2013-05-29 |
| 5. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
159.68 |
1.0463 |
0.2572 |
182 |
4 |
121.15 |
2013-05-26 |
| 6. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
158.47 |
1.0993 |
0.1945 |
265 |
5 |
129.72 |
2013-05-29 |
| 7. |
It's a story of the goddess, and the boy she loves. A love s... |
157.40 |
1.0524 |
0.2335 |
303 |
1 |
157.40 |
2022-08-07 |
| 8. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
156.93 |
1.0263 |
0.2553 |
267 |
3 |
124.18 |
2015-06-21 |
| 9. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
156.21 |
1.0389 |
0.2365 |
318 |
3 |
131.82 |
2017-09-11 |
| 10. |
Tell me again, was it love at first sight when I walked by a... |
155.84 |
1.0429 |
0.2294 |
182 |
1 |
155.84 |
2022-08-07 |
| 11. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
154.25 |
1.0337 |
0.2254 |
214 |
3 |
133.18 |
2013-05-23 |
| 12. |
Spend all your time waiting for that second chance, for a br... |
154.15 |
1.1309 |
0.1295 |
176 |
1 |
154.15 |
2022-08-07 |
| 13. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
153.38 |
0.9907 |
0.2616 |
211 |
2 |
141.40 |
2022-08-07 |
| 14. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
153.35 |
1.1018 |
0.1502 |
220 |
2 |
141.00 |
2013-05-23 |
| 15. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
152.31 |
1.0270 |
0.2311 |
255 |
3 |
138.32 |
2013-05-29 |
| 16. |
Here we go, off the rails, don't you know it's time to raise... |
152.25 |
1.0173 |
0.2264 |
208 |
1 |
152.25 |
2022-08-07 |
| 17. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
150.23 |
1.0529 |
0.1734 |
351 |
1 |
150.23 |
2013-05-31 |
| 18. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
150.19 |
1.1016 |
0.1245 |
233 |
1 |
150.19 |
2015-06-21 |
| 19. |
Many people say that even if they don't know much about many... |
150.19 |
1.0718 |
0.1542 |
136 |
1 |
150.19 |
2023-03-12 |
| 20. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
149.73 |
0.9884 |
0.2343 |
233 |
3 |
117.73 |
2013-05-29 |
| 21. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
149.69 |
1.0799 |
0.1421 |
243 |
2 |
134.23 |
2013-12-08 |
| 22. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
149.00 |
1.0388 |
0.1902 |
243 |
7 |
130.09 |
2013-05-26 |
| 23. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
148.98 |
1.0521 |
0.1634 |
171 |
1 |
148.98 |
2013-05-23 |
| 24. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
147.74 |
0.9795 |
0.2266 |
308 |
2 |
131.04 |
2013-05-22 |
| 25. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
147.69 |
1.0613 |
0.1446 |
266 |
1 |
147.69 |
2013-05-31 |
| 26. |
You're asking how do I really feel, and I'm asking now how i... |
147.68 |
1.0224 |
0.1844 |
218 |
2 |
142.75 |
2022-08-07 |
| 27. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
147.54 |
0.9936 |
0.2110 |
311 |
2 |
140.55 |
2013-05-23 |
| 28. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
147.26 |
1.0630 |
0.1487 |
397 |
2 |
128.58 |
2013-05-25 |
| 29. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
146.50 |
1.0788 |
0.1168 |
171 |
5 |
116.69 |
2013-05-22 |
| 30. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
146.07 |
1.0441 |
0.1483 |
252 |
4 |
136.31 |
2013-05-29 |
| 31. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
146.06 |
1.0668 |
0.1255 |
350 |
2 |
124.68 |
2013-05-22 |
| 32. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
146.06 |
1.0004 |
0.1918 |
212 |
4 |
134.60 |
2014-10-14 |
| 33. |
I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies wer... |
146.04 |
1.0578 |
0.1356 |
281 |
1 |
146.04 |
2018-06-15 |
| 34. |
They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... |
146.02 |
1.0042 |
0.2004 |
352 |
2 |
130.78 |
2013-05-28 |
| 35. |
Once there were two moons in the sky, but one wandered too c... |
145.91 |
1.0664 |
0.1255 |
308 |
1 |
145.91 |
2017-09-11 |
| 36. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
145.60 |
1.0417 |
0.1468 |
253 |
2 |
127.07 |
2012-08-19 |
| 37. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
145.42 |
1.0696 |
0.1172 |
226 |
3 |
134.82 |
2013-02-19 |
| 38. |
Quite a plan you boys cooked up here. Quite a plan. I'm not ... |
144.68 |
0.9829 |
0.1998 |
289 |
1 |
144.68 |
2023-03-12 |
| 39. |
To put things simply, if your past makes your present... The... |
144.60 |
1.0556 |
0.1253 |
206 |
1 |
144.60 |
2019-05-09 |
| 40. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
144.07 |
0.9682 |
0.2076 |
143 |
3 |
122.37 |
2012-09-12 |
| 41. |
As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer gettin... |
144.05 |
0.9567 |
0.2207 |
134 |
1 |
144.05 |
2022-08-07 |
| 42. |
It's a fallen situation when all eyes are turned in and a lo... |
143.97 |
1.0676 |
0.1085 |
199 |
1 |
143.97 |
2019-05-09 |
| 43. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
143.52 |
1.0016 |
0.1701 |
218 |
6 |
121.17 |
2013-05-28 |
| 44. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
143.47 |
1.0555 |
0.1158 |
363 |
1 |
143.47 |
2013-05-28 |
| 45. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
143.29 |
1.0608 |
0.1225 |
258 |
1 |
143.29 |
2013-05-23 |
| 46. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
143.22 |
1.0941 |
0.0888 |
256 |
3 |
133.98 |
2013-05-29 |
| 47. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
143.12 |
0.9213 |
0.2476 |
295 |
4 |
116.50 |
2013-05-23 |
| 48. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
142.93 |
0.9965 |
0.1702 |
277 |
4 |
97.73 |
2013-05-28 |
| 49. |
Suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has... |
142.85 |
1.0534 |
0.1143 |
177 |
1 |
142.85 |
2022-08-07 |
| 50. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
142.59 |
0.9723 |
0.1921 |
364 |
3 |
120.68 |
2013-05-29 |
| 51. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
142.05 |
1.0165 |
0.1432 |
392 |
4 |
129.24 |
2013-05-26 |
| 52. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
142.03 |
1.1068 |
0.0652 |
393 |
1 |
142.03 |
2013-05-28 |
| 53. |
The hills are alive with the sound of music, with songs they... |
141.93 |
1.1150 |
0.0440 |
185 |
1 |
141.93 |
2022-08-07 |
| 54. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
141.91 |
1.0444 |
0.1138 |
197 |
1 |
141.91 |
2013-05-28 |
| 55. |
I had an experience. I can't prove it, I can't even explain ... |
141.84 |
1.0469 |
0.1131 |
618 |
1 |
141.84 |
2022-08-07 |
| 56. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
141.52 |
1.0361 |
0.1192 |
269 |
2 |
137.96 |
2013-05-26 |
| 57. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
141.42 |
1.0390 |
0.1146 |
205 |
5 |
123.35 |
2013-11-24 |
| 58. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
141.39 |
1.0201 |
0.1341 |
172 |
2 |
131.02 |
2013-02-19 |
| 59. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
141.31 |
1.0972 |
0.0675 |
251 |
2 |
135.17 |
2013-05-26 |
| 60. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
141.24 |
0.9125 |
0.2408 |
308 |
2 |
120.88 |
2015-06-21 |
| 61. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
141.14 |
1.0485 |
0.1191 |
153 |
2 |
129.02 |
2013-05-26 |
| 62. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
140.85 |
1.0795 |
0.0837 |
226 |
3 |
118.15 |
2015-06-21 |
| 63. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
140.82 |
1.0545 |
0.1067 |
416 |
3 |
131.16 |
2013-05-28 |
| 64. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
140.62 |
1.0768 |
0.0871 |
295 |
4 |
131.10 |
2017-09-11 |
| 65. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
140.61 |
1.1296 |
0.0308 |
252 |
2 |
124.68 |
2013-05-22 |
| 66. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
140.31 |
1.0214 |
0.1240 |
166 |
2 |
125.27 |
2012-11-17 |
| 67. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
140.28 |
1.0117 |
0.1516 |
297 |
3 |
127.78 |
2013-05-28 |
| 68. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
140.26 |
1.0201 |
0.1251 |
375 |
3 |
129.75 |
2017-09-11 |
| 69. |
Hey you... did you ever realize what you'd become, and did y... |
140.12 |
1.0446 |
0.1001 |
233 |
1 |
140.12 |
2017-01-22 |
| 70. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
139.40 |
1.0498 |
0.0878 |
180 |
2 |
123.43 |
2013-05-25 |
| 71. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
139.15 |
1.0677 |
0.0800 |
284 |
2 |
122.68 |
2013-05-23 |
| 72. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
139.03 |
0.9597 |
0.1759 |
347 |
2 |
127.34 |
2013-11-24 |
| 73. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
138.84 |
1.0885 |
0.0446 |
315 |
3 |
132.43 |
2013-05-28 |
| 74. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
138.81 |
1.0399 |
0.0934 |
294 |
3 |
118.48 |
2013-05-22 |
| 75. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
138.49 |
1.0095 |
0.1209 |
316 |
2 |
129.90 |
2013-05-23 |
| 76. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
137.54 |
1.0088 |
0.1264 |
396 |
4 |
118.71 |
2012-09-12 |
| 77. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
137.32 |
1.0711 |
0.0495 |
213 |
3 |
122.25 |
2013-05-26 |
| 78. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
136.91 |
1.0441 |
0.0883 |
316 |
2 |
117.55 |
2012-11-17 |
| 79. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
136.68 |
1.0666 |
0.0487 |
297 |
2 |
125.93 |
2013-05-22 |
| 80. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
136.63 |
0.9309 |
0.1843 |
284 |
2 |
123.98 |
2013-05-25 |
| 81. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
136.42 |
1.0131 |
0.1006 |
225 |
1 |
136.42 |
2012-11-17 |
| 82. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
136.01 |
0.9426 |
0.1681 |
317 |
1 |
136.01 |
2013-05-28 |
| 83. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
135.80 |
0.9895 |
0.1200 |
240 |
2 |
127.11 |
2017-09-11 |
| 84. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
135.61 |
0.9899 |
0.1169 |
163 |
2 |
123.28 |
2012-01-11 |
| 85. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
135.45 |
1.0506 |
0.0664 |
277 |
1 |
135.45 |
2013-05-21 |
| 86. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
135.40 |
1.0288 |
0.0890 |
300 |
1 |
135.40 |
2022-08-07 |
| 87. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
135.15 |
1.0883 |
0.0271 |
303 |
1 |
135.15 |
2012-01-11 |
| 88. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
134.94 |
1.0358 |
0.0787 |
349 |
3 |
126.44 |
2013-05-22 |
| 89. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
134.76 |
1.0034 |
0.0964 |
302 |
2 |
128.19 |
2013-11-24 |
| 90. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
133.98 |
1.0168 |
0.0764 |
271 |
1 |
133.98 |
2013-05-25 |
| 91. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
133.75 |
0.9786 |
0.1130 |
193 |
2 |
116.56 |
2013-05-26 |
| 92. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
133.48 |
0.9786 |
0.1108 |
235 |
2 |
112.96 |
2013-05-22 |
| 93. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
133.11 |
1.0535 |
0.0437 |
326 |
2 |
121.83 |
2013-05-23 |
| 94. |
In the second row was a boy named Doon Harrow. He sat with h... |
133.08 |
0.9251 |
0.1628 |
470 |
1 |
133.08 |
2017-09-12 |
| 95. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
133.00 |
1.0462 |
0.0392 |
184 |
1 |
133.00 |
2012-01-12 |
| 96. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
132.70 |
1.1022 |
-0.0052 |
259 |
1 |
132.70 |
2012-11-17 |
| 97. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
132.59 |
1.0314 |
0.0632 |
452 |
2 |
117.54 |
2013-05-25 |
| 98. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
132.56 |
0.9851 |
0.0969 |
317 |
2 |
123.77 |
2013-05-22 |
| 99. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
132.32 |
1.0197 |
0.0602 |
226 |
1 |
132.32 |
2012-01-15 |
| 100. |
I'll tell you a riddle. You're waiting for a train, a train ... |
132.24 |
1.0788 |
0.0018 |
251 |
1 |
132.24 |
2017-09-11 |
| 101. |
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here wit... |
132.14 |
0.9983 |
0.0814 |
231 |
1 |
132.14 |
2017-09-11 |
| 102. |
It takes more than a calorie of fossil fuel energy to produc... |
131.89 |
0.9698 |
0.1178 |
397 |
2 |
128.45 |
2015-06-21 |
| 103. |
I didn't know the girl, but I knew her family. All their liv... |
131.70 |
1.0124 |
0.0630 |
203 |
1 |
131.70 |
2017-09-11 |
| 104. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
131.52 |
1.0943 |
-0.0083 |
206 |
2 |
130.03 |
2013-05-28 |
| 105. |
The child is brought up in a culture where he or she simply ... |
131.52 |
1.0175 |
0.0575 |
356 |
1 |
131.52 |
2015-06-21 |
| 106. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
131.47 |
1.0787 |
-0.0059 |
237 |
2 |
128.53 |
2022-08-07 |
| 107. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
131.44 |
1.0297 |
0.0427 |
249 |
3 |
115.38 |
2013-05-28 |
| 108. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
131.43 |
1.0419 |
0.0306 |
261 |
2 |
128.99 |
2022-08-07 |
| 109. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. The work was generall... |
131.22 |
0.9746 |
0.1022 |
405 |
1 |
131.22 |
2013-05-25 |
| 110. |
Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
131.08 |
1.0555 |
0.0228 |
323 |
2 |
119.88 |
2013-05-28 |
| 111. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
130.87 |
1.0577 |
0.0103 |
247 |
3 |
124.84 |
2013-05-26 |
| 112. |
Isn't everybody tired of the fighting? Isn't everybody tired... |
130.25 |
0.9461 |
0.1177 |
149 |
2 |
118.72 |
2019-04-18 |
| 113. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
130.14 |
1.0053 |
0.0568 |
232 |
3 |
109.34 |
2013-05-22 |
| 114. |
Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... |
130.08 |
0.9905 |
0.0808 |
337 |
2 |
126.15 |
2013-12-08 |
| 115. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
129.63 |
1.0595 |
-0.0018 |
379 |
3 |
120.83 |
2013-05-22 |
| 116. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
129.47 |
0.9871 |
0.0870 |
209 |
5 |
107.48 |
2012-09-12 |
| 117. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
129.34 |
1.0183 |
0.0370 |
191 |
2 |
127.30 |
2012-01-12 |
| 118. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
129.16 |
1.0669 |
0.0004 |
213 |
3 |
119.64 |
2012-01-15 |
| 119. |
I don't believe you commissioned me to make an offer on the ... |
129.03 |
1.0165 |
0.0382 |
161 |
1 |
129.03 |
2024-11-04 |
| 120. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
128.96 |
1.0565 |
-0.0041 |
247 |
2 |
118.34 |
2013-05-22 |
| 121. |
In a business like this the people with the power are the on... |
128.94 |
1.1108 |
-0.0579 |
143 |
1 |
128.94 |
2022-08-07 |
| 122. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
128.85 |
0.9886 |
0.0631 |
220 |
2 |
116.36 |
2012-01-11 |
| 123. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
128.75 |
0.9699 |
0.0809 |
269 |
1 |
128.75 |
2012-08-19 |
| 124. |
I often see racers, particularly at the back of the pack in ... |
128.58 |
1.0004 |
0.0538 |
469 |
1 |
128.58 |
2012-01-14 |
| 125. |
Once before, I offered you peace. If you had not been so arr... |
128.47 |
0.9575 |
0.0924 |
206 |
2 |
122.81 |
2018-06-15 |
| 126. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
128.37 |
0.9234 |
0.1249 |
346 |
2 |
115.01 |
2012-11-17 |
| 127. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
128.27 |
1.0154 |
0.0494 |
351 |
1 |
128.27 |
2015-06-21 |
| 128. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
128.27 |
1.0090 |
0.0548 |
282 |
1 |
128.27 |
2013-02-19 |
| 129. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
128.21 |
1.0077 |
0.0549 |
250 |
2 |
118.94 |
2012-11-17 |
| 130. |
So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of... |
128.17 |
1.0111 |
0.0353 |
204 |
1 |
128.17 |
2022-08-07 |
| 131. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
127.94 |
0.9831 |
0.0616 |
469 |
1 |
127.94 |
2012-11-17 |
| 132. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
127.80 |
0.9500 |
0.0932 |
362 |
3 |
110.09 |
2013-05-28 |
| 133. |
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you unde... |
127.64 |
1.0302 |
0.0128 |
245 |
1 |
127.64 |
2024-11-04 |
| 134. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
127.63 |
1.0445 |
-0.0032 |
373 |
3 |
121.93 |
2015-06-21 |
| 135. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
127.58 |
1.0534 |
-0.0123 |
357 |
1 |
127.58 |
2012-08-19 |
| 136. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
127.57 |
0.9635 |
0.0782 |
389 |
1 |
127.57 |
2012-01-14 |
| 137. |
There is more to color than a swatch in a book, or a pull do... |
127.52 |
0.9544 |
0.0872 |
260 |
1 |
127.52 |
2022-08-07 |
| 138. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
127.41 |
1.0368 |
0.0033 |
276 |
3 |
121.67 |
2012-01-14 |
| 139. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
127.40 |
0.9820 |
0.0581 |
267 |
2 |
113.47 |
2013-05-22 |
| 140. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
127.13 |
0.9364 |
0.1152 |
351 |
1 |
127.13 |
2012-08-19 |
| 141. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
126.95 |
1.0567 |
-0.0207 |
303 |
1 |
126.95 |
2013-05-25 |
| 142. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
126.84 |
1.0613 |
-0.0260 |
456 |
1 |
126.84 |
2011-09-13 |
| 143. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
126.82 |
0.9593 |
0.0762 |
398 |
3 |
120.79 |
2013-12-08 |
| 144. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
126.70 |
1.0060 |
0.0279 |
171 |
1 |
126.70 |
2012-09-12 |
| 145. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
126.54 |
1.0403 |
-0.0001 |
193 |
3 |
113.94 |
2012-12-10 |
| 146. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
126.47 |
1.0619 |
-0.0297 |
354 |
5 |
116.46 |
2016-02-18 |
| 147. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
126.46 |
1.0774 |
-0.0351 |
304 |
2 |
118.52 |
2012-11-18 |
| 148. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
126.33 |
1.0141 |
0.0293 |
381 |
3 |
105.88 |
2012-01-14 |
| 149. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
126.32 |
0.9429 |
0.0881 |
287 |
5 |
104.95 |
2018-06-15 |
| 150. |
Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going i... |
126.19 |
1.0482 |
-0.0138 |
487 |
3 |
120.18 |
2013-05-23 |
| 151. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
126.19 |
1.0391 |
-0.0090 |
358 |
2 |
119.20 |
2012-09-12 |
| 152. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
126.16 |
0.9636 |
0.0659 |
254 |
1 |
126.16 |
2012-11-18 |
| 153. |
In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand h... |
126.06 |
1.0261 |
0.0047 |
335 |
1 |
126.06 |
2015-06-21 |
| 154. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
126.05 |
0.9619 |
0.0674 |
393 |
1 |
126.05 |
2013-02-19 |
| 155. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
126.02 |
1.0109 |
0.0175 |
276 |
2 |
125.72 |
2013-05-25 |
| 156. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
125.98 |
1.0863 |
-0.0444 |
210 |
1 |
125.98 |
2013-05-23 |
| 157. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
125.68 |
0.9922 |
0.0473 |
341 |
1 |
125.68 |
2012-01-14 |
| 158. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
125.65 |
0.9756 |
0.0496 |
229 |
2 |
109.96 |
2012-11-17 |
| 159. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
125.57 |
0.9798 |
0.0446 |
199 |
2 |
117.57 |
2013-02-19 |
| 160. |
If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to ... |
125.37 |
1.0294 |
-0.0050 |
206 |
1 |
125.37 |
2023-03-12 |
| 161. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
125.20 |
1.0124 |
0.0092 |
204 |
3 |
110.21 |
2013-05-25 |
| 162. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
125.07 |
1.0099 |
0.0104 |
207 |
1 |
125.07 |
2012-08-19 |
| 163. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
124.92 |
0.9731 |
0.0463 |
129 |
1 |
124.92 |
2012-12-10 |
| 164. |
You see, boys forget what their country means by just readin... |
124.72 |
0.9327 |
0.0863 |
425 |
1 |
124.72 |
2017-09-11 |
| 165. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
124.34 |
1.0296 |
-0.0148 |
437 |
2 |
122.69 |
2013-05-23 |
| 166. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
124.34 |
0.9780 |
0.0368 |
337 |
1 |
124.34 |
2013-12-08 |
| 167. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
124.27 |
1.0141 |
0.0112 |
304 |
2 |
114.67 |
2012-09-12 |
| 168. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
124.24 |
1.0352 |
-0.0212 |
341 |
5 |
115.36 |
2015-06-21 |
| 169. |
The earliest flaglike objects were emblems - an animal or ot... |
124.18 |
0.9031 |
0.1119 |
464 |
1 |
124.18 |
2017-09-11 |
| 170. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
124.17 |
1.0349 |
-0.0217 |
234 |
3 |
120.70 |
2013-05-26 |
| 171. |
The feeling of having no power over people and events is gen... |
124.03 |
0.9850 |
0.0288 |
384 |
1 |
124.03 |
2015-06-21 |
| 172. |
If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain. In the ice ... |
123.97 |
1.0590 |
-0.0479 |
300 |
1 |
123.97 |
2023-03-12 |
| 173. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
123.78 |
1.0346 |
-0.0079 |
244 |
2 |
110.63 |
2012-01-15 |
| 174. |
Paper as we know it today was invented in China in around 10... |
123.66 |
1.0031 |
0.0189 |
304 |
1 |
123.66 |
2013-05-22 |
| 175. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
123.56 |
0.9754 |
0.0334 |
362 |
1 |
123.56 |
2012-01-14 |
| 176. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
123.45 |
1.0389 |
-0.0316 |
340 |
1 |
123.45 |
2016-02-18 |
| 177. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
123.41 |
1.0885 |
-0.0704 |
341 |
2 |
115.21 |
2012-01-12 |
| 178. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
123.22 |
1.0038 |
0.0131 |
237 |
2 |
119.97 |
2013-05-22 |
| 179. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
123.16 |
1.0025 |
0.0026 |
256 |
2 |
116.08 |
2012-09-12 |
| 180. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
123.16 |
0.9646 |
0.0409 |
264 |
5 |
116.20 |
2013-05-23 |
| 181. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
123.15 |
1.0905 |
-0.0708 |
210 |
2 |
120.58 |
2013-05-23 |
| 182. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
123.00 |
1.0477 |
-0.0438 |
360 |
1 |
123.00 |
2012-01-14 |
| 183. |
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the ju... |
122.98 |
1.0459 |
-0.0281 |
200 |
3 |
109.36 |
2013-11-24 |
| 184. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
122.73 |
0.9997 |
0.0021 |
382 |
1 |
122.73 |
2012-01-12 |
| 185. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
122.70 |
1.0719 |
-0.0607 |
360 |
2 |
119.53 |
2012-11-17 |
| 186. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
122.58 |
0.9852 |
0.0152 |
264 |
2 |
111.96 |
2023-03-15 |
| 187. |
But I'm glad you'll see me as I am. Above all, I wouldn't wa... |
122.46 |
1.0049 |
-0.0043 |
231 |
1 |
122.46 |
2022-08-07 |
| 188. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
122.41 |
1.0167 |
-0.0175 |
378 |
1 |
122.41 |
2013-05-22 |
| 189. |
Resistance is the measurement of the ability of electrons to... |
122.30 |
0.9866 |
0.0131 |
425 |
1 |
122.30 |
2017-02-01 |
| 190. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
122.30 |
0.9772 |
0.0209 |
217 |
1 |
122.30 |
2012-01-12 |
| 191. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
122.12 |
0.9912 |
0.0169 |
237 |
3 |
105.68 |
2013-05-22 |
| 192. |
Demand is related to wants. If goods and services were free,... |
122.00 |
0.9395 |
0.0575 |
337 |
1 |
122.00 |
2017-09-11 |
| 193. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
121.90 |
1.0083 |
0.0039 |
273 |
1 |
121.90 |
2013-05-22 |
| 194. |
While there are few problems in today's world that the Unite... |
121.83 |
1.0464 |
-0.0510 |
152 |
1 |
121.83 |
2022-08-07 |
| 195. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
121.77 |
0.9785 |
0.0156 |
335 |
1 |
121.77 |
2013-05-23 |
| 196. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
121.55 |
1.0086 |
-0.0157 |
240 |
1 |
121.55 |
2016-02-18 |
| 197. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
121.50 |
1.0257 |
-0.0341 |
401 |
2 |
118.23 |
2012-08-19 |
| 198. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
121.44 |
0.9546 |
0.0473 |
198 |
1 |
121.44 |
2012-11-17 |
| 199. |
Barry, time is an extremely fragile construct. Any deviation... |
121.40 |
0.9606 |
0.0312 |
296 |
1 |
121.40 |
2017-09-11 |
| 200. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
121.39 |
1.0621 |
-0.0627 |
263 |
1 |
121.39 |
2012-08-19 |
| 201. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
121.15 |
0.9527 |
0.0359 |
251 |
2 |
118.71 |
2013-05-22 |
| 202. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
121.09 |
0.9583 |
0.0450 |
341 |
4 |
103.42 |
2013-05-26 |
| 203. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
121.00 |
0.9155 |
0.0888 |
168 |
3 |
112.03 |
2013-05-23 |
| 204. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
120.86 |
1.0172 |
-0.0194 |
341 |
3 |
115.22 |
2012-01-12 |
| 205. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
120.79 |
1.0058 |
-0.0152 |
411 |
1 |
120.79 |
2011-09-13 |
| 206. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
120.61 |
1.0917 |
-0.0965 |
243 |
1 |
120.61 |
2013-05-29 |
| 207. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
120.48 |
1.0289 |
-0.0458 |
276 |
1 |
120.48 |
2012-09-12 |
| 208. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
120.39 |
0.9233 |
0.0593 |
168 |
2 |
113.60 |
2014-10-14 |
| 209. |
And you can fly high as a kite if you want to, faster than l... |
120.16 |
1.0905 |
-0.1098 |
147 |
1 |
120.16 |
2024-11-04 |
| 210. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
120.14 |
0.9665 |
0.0326 |
326 |
1 |
120.14 |
2012-11-17 |
| 211. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
119.86 |
1.1323 |
-0.1424 |
341 |
1 |
119.86 |
2011-09-12 |
| 212. |
You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens... |
119.82 |
0.9640 |
0.0220 |
334 |
2 |
116.47 |
2013-05-23 |
| 213. |
Never before had I known the sudden quiver of understanding ... |
119.80 |
1.0344 |
-0.0560 |
332 |
1 |
119.80 |
2022-08-07 |
| 214. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
119.73 |
1.0177 |
-0.0288 |
392 |
4 |
115.33 |
2013-05-22 |
| 215. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
119.70 |
0.9293 |
0.0475 |
355 |
1 |
119.70 |
2012-01-12 |
| 216. |
Imagine for a moment if we once again knew these few unremar... |
119.62 |
1.0662 |
-0.0795 |
407 |
1 |
119.62 |
2012-08-19 |
| 217. |
You know a dream is like a river ever changing as it flows a... |
119.51 |
1.0791 |
-0.1040 |
259 |
1 |
119.51 |
2023-03-12 |
| 218. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
119.39 |
0.9879 |
-0.0132 |
450 |
1 |
119.39 |
2013-05-21 |
| 219. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
119.30 |
0.9942 |
-0.0203 |
483 |
1 |
119.30 |
2013-02-19 |
| 220. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
119.27 |
0.9532 |
0.0201 |
258 |
3 |
114.88 |
2013-11-24 |
| 221. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
119.15 |
0.9763 |
-0.0041 |
289 |
1 |
119.15 |
2012-01-14 |
| 222. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
119.12 |
0.9649 |
0.0072 |
193 |
1 |
119.12 |
2011-09-12 |
| 223. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
119.11 |
0.9991 |
-0.0273 |
225 |
2 |
112.68 |
2012-01-15 |
| 224. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
119.10 |
1.0025 |
-0.0311 |
336 |
2 |
117.73 |
2012-08-19 |
| 225. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
119.09 |
1.0211 |
-0.0364 |
213 |
1 |
119.09 |
2012-11-17 |
| 226. |
I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a ni... |
118.98 |
0.9829 |
-0.0094 |
371 |
1 |
118.98 |
2017-09-11 |
| 227. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
118.73 |
1.0150 |
-0.0283 |
325 |
1 |
118.73 |
2012-01-12 |
| 228. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
118.73 |
0.9578 |
0.0114 |
281 |
2 |
106.23 |
2013-11-24 |
| 229. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
118.60 |
1.0251 |
-0.0578 |
261 |
1 |
118.60 |
2012-01-12 |
| 230. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
118.55 |
0.9514 |
0.0159 |
237 |
4 |
115.29 |
2015-06-21 |
| 231. |
If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the k... |
118.53 |
1.0758 |
-0.1076 |
216 |
1 |
118.53 |
2018-06-15 |
| 232. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
118.49 |
1.0487 |
-0.0826 |
231 |
2 |
115.81 |
2012-01-12 |
| 233. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
118.48 |
0.8826 |
0.0849 |
296 |
1 |
118.48 |
2011-09-13 |
| 234. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
118.43 |
1.0944 |
-0.1111 |
308 |
1 |
118.43 |
2012-01-12 |
| 235. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
118.39 |
1.1162 |
-0.1330 |
189 |
1 |
118.39 |
2011-09-15 |
| 236. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
118.35 |
0.9202 |
0.0456 |
254 |
3 |
106.51 |
2012-01-14 |
| 237. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
118.14 |
1.0173 |
-0.0348 |
268 |
1 |
118.14 |
2012-01-11 |
| 238. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
117.99 |
0.9612 |
0.0018 |
256 |
2 |
106.11 |
2012-08-19 |
| 239. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
117.88 |
0.9212 |
0.0410 |
323 |
1 |
117.88 |
2012-01-15 |
| 240. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
117.77 |
0.9966 |
-0.0354 |
259 |
3 |
110.89 |
2013-05-22 |
| 241. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
117.69 |
1.0029 |
-0.0426 |
209 |
1 |
117.69 |
2012-11-17 |
| 242. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
117.54 |
1.0068 |
-0.0475 |
358 |
1 |
117.54 |
2012-08-19 |
| 243. |
For string theory to make sense, the universe should have ni... |
117.51 |
1.0775 |
-0.1177 |
134 |
1 |
117.51 |
2017-09-11 |
| 244. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
117.43 |
1.0615 |
-0.0947 |
305 |
2 |
115.17 |
2012-09-12 |
| 245. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
116.93 |
1.0073 |
-0.0529 |
369 |
1 |
116.93 |
2012-11-17 |
| 246. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
116.78 |
1.0454 |
-0.0911 |
255 |
2 |
116.11 |
2015-06-21 |
| 247. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
116.73 |
0.9863 |
-0.0339 |
339 |
1 |
116.73 |
2013-05-23 |
| 248. |
I'm on Johnson Avenue in San Luis Obispo, and I'm five years... |
116.72 |
0.9001 |
0.0532 |
172 |
1 |
116.72 |
2023-03-12 |
| 249. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
116.61 |
0.8890 |
0.0626 |
199 |
1 |
116.61 |
2013-02-19 |
| 250. |
The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... |
116.16 |
0.9567 |
0.0096 |
184 |
2 |
109.18 |
2012-08-19 |
| 251. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
116.12 |
1.0340 |
-0.0863 |
406 |
2 |
110.09 |
2012-01-12 |
| 252. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
116.10 |
0.9897 |
-0.0421 |
274 |
1 |
116.10 |
2012-01-11 |
| 253. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
116.08 |
0.9994 |
-0.0407 |
269 |
2 |
115.96 |
2012-09-12 |
| 254. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
116.03 |
0.9342 |
0.0130 |
434 |
2 |
108.55 |
2013-05-23 |
| 255. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
115.94 |
0.8919 |
0.0543 |
205 |
3 |
100.94 |
2012-01-15 |
| 256. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
115.93 |
1.0725 |
-0.1146 |
233 |
2 |
102.48 |
2012-11-18 |
| 257. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
115.79 |
1.0829 |
-0.1383 |
288 |
1 |
115.79 |
2012-01-15 |
| 258. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
115.72 |
0.8996 |
0.0447 |
192 |
1 |
115.72 |
2012-08-19 |
| 259. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
115.36 |
0.9566 |
-0.0105 |
576 |
1 |
115.36 |
2012-01-12 |
| 260. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
115.02 |
1.0334 |
-0.0958 |
131 |
1 |
115.02 |
2014-03-10 |
| 261. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
114.95 |
0.9279 |
0.0102 |
317 |
1 |
114.95 |
2011-09-13 |
| 262. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
114.86 |
0.9976 |
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174 |
1 |
114.86 |
2012-01-15 |
| 263. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
114.78 |
1.0013 |
-0.0647 |
273 |
2 |
104.46 |
2012-08-19 |
| 264. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
114.67 |
1.0063 |
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371 |
1 |
114.67 |
2012-01-18 |
| 265. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
114.50 |
1.0496 |
-0.1154 |
314 |
2 |
113.38 |
2012-09-28 |
| 266. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
114.44 |
1.0232 |
-0.0746 |
236 |
3 |
110.35 |
2012-08-19 |
| 267. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
114.34 |
1.0429 |
-0.1103 |
259 |
1 |
114.34 |
2011-09-13 |
| 268. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
114.31 |
1.0763 |
-0.1306 |
367 |
1 |
114.31 |
2012-01-11 |
| 269. |
You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expe... |
114.18 |
0.9871 |
-0.0538 |
253 |
1 |
114.18 |
2022-08-07 |
| 270. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
114.10 |
0.9631 |
-0.0150 |
345 |
2 |
106.39 |
2012-08-19 |
| 271. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
114.02 |
1.0189 |
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337 |
1 |
114.02 |
2012-01-12 |
| 272. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
113.55 |
1.0709 |
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392 |
1 |
113.55 |
2011-09-13 |
| 273. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
113.48 |
1.0213 |
-0.0957 |
240 |
3 |
109.63 |
2012-08-19 |
| 274. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
113.44 |
1.0523 |
-0.1270 |
256 |
3 |
108.09 |
2012-01-12 |
| 275. |
Dreams. Each man longs to pursue his dream. Each man is tort... |
113.28 |
1.0267 |
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277 |
1 |
113.28 |
2017-09-11 |
| 276. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
113.23 |
0.9084 |
0.0157 |
404 |
3 |
103.98 |
2015-06-21 |
| 277. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
112.95 |
0.9691 |
-0.0473 |
223 |
1 |
112.95 |
2012-01-14 |
| 278. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
112.93 |
1.0516 |
-0.1304 |
281 |
1 |
112.93 |
2012-08-19 |
| 279. |
When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... |
112.80 |
1.0547 |
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257 |
1 |
112.80 |
2011-09-13 |
| 280. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
112.79 |
0.9529 |
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269 |
1 |
112.79 |
2013-02-19 |
| 281. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
112.72 |
0.9866 |
-0.0668 |
218 |
1 |
112.72 |
2011-09-15 |
| 282. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
112.62 |
1.0486 |
-0.1299 |
289 |
1 |
112.62 |
2017-09-11 |
| 283. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
112.40 |
1.0352 |
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1 |
112.40 |
2012-08-19 |
| 284. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
112.36 |
0.8722 |
0.0451 |
285 |
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112.36 |
2012-01-15 |
| 285. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
112.24 |
1.0316 |
-0.1160 |
333 |
1 |
112.24 |
2012-09-12 |
| 286. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
112.24 |
1.0714 |
-0.1561 |
129 |
1 |
112.24 |
2012-08-19 |
| 287. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
112.23 |
1.0343 |
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242 |
1 |
112.23 |
2011-09-13 |
| 288. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
112.17 |
0.9681 |
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378 |
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112.17 |
2011-09-13 |
| 289. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
112.12 |
0.9946 |
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246 |
1 |
112.12 |
2012-01-12 |
| 290. |
If you want to drive a race car well, whether to win an Indy... |
112.06 |
1.0272 |
-0.1081 |
405 |
1 |
112.06 |
2012-01-12 |
| 291. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
112.04 |
0.9843 |
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234 |
2 |
106.94 |
2013-05-22 |
| 292. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
111.99 |
0.9411 |
-0.0271 |
318 |
2 |
106.35 |
2011-09-13 |
| 293. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
111.52 |
0.8947 |
0.0159 |
366 |
1 |
111.52 |
2012-08-19 |
| 294. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
111.42 |
0.9758 |
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314 |
2 |
110.84 |
2012-09-12 |
| 295. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
110.97 |
0.9916 |
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1 |
110.97 |
2012-11-05 |
| 296. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
110.91 |
1.0062 |
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288 |
1 |
110.91 |
2012-09-12 |
| 297. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
110.89 |
0.9614 |
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292 |
1 |
110.89 |
2012-11-18 |
| 298. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
110.83 |
0.9622 |
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392 |
1 |
110.83 |
2012-01-11 |
| 299. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
110.32 |
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203 |
1 |
110.32 |
2011-09-13 |
| 300. |
Many wines have more than 14 percent alcohol because the win... |
110.24 |
0.9739 |
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412 |
2 |
107.97 |
2014-10-14 |
| 301. |
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their padd... |
110.16 |
0.9801 |
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209 |
1 |
110.16 |
2016-02-18 |
| 302. |
We live in a charmed world. If we have money we can buy lite... |
109.82 |
1.0125 |
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413 |
2 |
106.23 |
2012-08-19 |
| 303. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
109.66 |
0.9675 |
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383 |
3 |
107.94 |
2012-09-12 |
| 304. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
109.59 |
0.9841 |
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334 |
1 |
109.59 |
2013-02-19 |
| 305. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
109.33 |
0.9468 |
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276 |
1 |
109.33 |
2011-09-13 |
| 306. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
109.27 |
1.0138 |
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231 |
1 |
109.27 |
2012-01-11 |
| 307. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
109.16 |
0.8981 |
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1 |
109.16 |
2012-01-14 |
| 308. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
109.10 |
0.9266 |
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267 |
1 |
109.10 |
2012-01-11 |
| 309. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
108.96 |
1.0396 |
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149 |
1 |
108.96 |
2012-01-12 |
| 310. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
108.71 |
0.9371 |
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318 |
2 |
99.43 |
2011-09-13 |
| 311. |
I hope some day you'll join us and the world will be as one.... |
107.99 |
1.0451 |
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202 |
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107.99 |
2017-09-11 |
| 312. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
107.96 |
0.9485 |
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291 |
1 |
107.96 |
2012-01-12 |
| 313. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
107.83 |
0.9734 |
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289 |
1 |
107.83 |
2012-08-19 |
| 314. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
107.65 |
0.9769 |
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263 |
2 |
105.41 |
2012-01-12 |
| 315. |
Life is short. From here to that old car you know so well th... |
107.23 |
0.9668 |
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237 |
1 |
107.23 |
2020-12-19 |
| 316. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
107.02 |
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2 |
105.73 |
2012-01-12 |
| 317. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
106.49 |
0.9632 |
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1 |
106.49 |
2012-01-11 |
| 318. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
106.38 |
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211 |
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106.38 |
2012-01-12 |
| 319. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
106.11 |
0.9905 |
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377 |
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101.68 |
2012-01-11 |
| 320. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
106.03 |
0.9376 |
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367 |
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104.81 |
2012-01-12 |
| 321. |
Fernanda, on the other hand, looked for it in vain along the... |
105.98 |
1.0481 |
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219 |
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105.98 |
2017-09-11 |
| 322. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
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0.9570 |
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287 |
2 |
105.02 |
2012-11-17 |
| 323. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
105.65 |
1.0412 |
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225 |
1 |
105.65 |
2012-01-11 |
| 324. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
105.63 |
0.9811 |
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272 |
3 |
93.88 |
2012-01-14 |
| 325. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
105.53 |
0.8852 |
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201 |
1 |
105.53 |
2012-08-19 |
| 326. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
105.25 |
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273 |
1 |
105.25 |
2011-09-12 |
| 327. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
104.81 |
1.0684 |
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1 |
104.81 |
2011-09-12 |
| 328. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
104.81 |
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104.81 |
2012-11-17 |
| 329. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
104.71 |
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104.71 |
2012-08-19 |
| 330. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
104.66 |
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355 |
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85.06 |
2012-01-12 |
| 331. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
104.58 |
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104.58 |
2011-09-12 |
| 332. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
104.30 |
1.0328 |
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356 |
1 |
104.30 |
2010-10-02 |
| 333. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
104.16 |
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203 |
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2012-11-17 |
| 334. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
103.73 |
0.8595 |
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242 |
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2012-11-17 |
| 335. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
103.57 |
1.0261 |
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410 |
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2012-01-11 |
| 336. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
103.32 |
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240 |
1 |
103.32 |
2012-08-19 |
| 337. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
103.21 |
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1 |
103.21 |
2011-09-13 |
| 338. |
Aztec rule was based upon a system of tribute and fear over ... |
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102.80 |
2012-08-19 |
| 339. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
102.75 |
0.9651 |
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102.75 |
2011-09-12 |
| 340. |
Finally, gentlemen, there are people with an hereditary anim... |
102.39 |
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102.39 |
2012-01-12 |
| 341. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
101.88 |
1.0365 |
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2011-09-13 |
| 342. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
101.85 |
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216 |
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101.85 |
2012-01-12 |
| 343. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
101.49 |
0.9871 |
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227 |
1 |
101.49 |
2012-01-15 |
| 344. |
The recipe for turning fruit into wine goes something like t... |
100.92 |
0.8775 |
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100.92 |
2012-08-19 |
| 345. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
100.79 |
0.9938 |
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339 |
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100.79 |
2010-10-02 |
| 346. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
100.58 |
0.9330 |
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1 |
100.58 |
2010-10-02 |
| 347. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
100.46 |
0.9553 |
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430 |
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100.46 |
2012-09-12 |
| 348. |
Three changes occur while the stacked disk structure equilib... |
100.06 |
0.9382 |
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440 |
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100.06 |
2012-01-11 |
| 349. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
99.79 |
1.0008 |
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473 |
1 |
99.79 |
2011-09-13 |
| 350. |
Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... |
99.54 |
0.9678 |
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445 |
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99.54 |
2011-09-13 |
| 351. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
99.45 |
0.9485 |
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96.85 |
2012-11-17 |
| 352. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
99.38 |
0.9937 |
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2011-09-13 |
| 353. |
Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... |
99.33 |
1.0232 |
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99.33 |
2012-01-11 |
| 354. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
99.11 |
0.9398 |
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419 |
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99.11 |
2012-08-19 |
| 355. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
98.95 |
0.9339 |
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310 |
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98.95 |
2012-08-19 |
| 356. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
98.63 |
0.9790 |
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2011-09-15 |
| 357. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
98.62 |
0.9286 |
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98.62 |
2013-02-19 |
| 358. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
98.44 |
0.9814 |
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2012-01-15 |
| 359. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
98.40 |
1.0023 |
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98.40 |
2012-09-12 |
| 360. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
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98.29 |
2012-01-12 |
| 361. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
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97.65 |
2012-11-17 |
| 362. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
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2011-09-13 |
| 363. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
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2012-01-12 |
| 364. |
It was also a lot easier for online teachers to hold their s... |
96.89 |
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2023-03-15 |
| 365. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
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2012-11-17 |
| 366. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
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2011-09-14 |
| 367. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
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2011-09-13 |
| 368. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
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2011-09-13 |
| 369. |
Historian James C. Cobb has described southern identity as "... |
95.49 |
0.9176 |
-0.1271 |
267 |
2 |
92.73 |
2012-01-12 |
| 370. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
94.95 |
0.9670 |
-0.1769 |
307 |
1 |
94.95 |
2012-08-19 |
| 371. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
94.84 |
0.9965 |
-0.2231 |
310 |
1 |
94.84 |
2012-08-19 |
| 372. |
Since the 1980s virtually all the sodas and most of the frui... |
94.24 |
0.9881 |
-0.2067 |
424 |
1 |
94.24 |
2012-01-12 |
| 373. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
94.10 |
1.0375 |
-0.2499 |
200 |
1 |
94.10 |
2011-09-13 |
| 374. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
93.57 |
0.9508 |
-0.1787 |
384 |
1 |
93.57 |
2012-01-12 |
| 375. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
91.87 |
1.0033 |
-0.2547 |
189 |
1 |
91.87 |
2011-09-13 |
| 376. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
91.43 |
0.9351 |
-0.1896 |
190 |
2 |
87.30 |
2012-01-12 |
| 377. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
91.03 |
0.9109 |
-0.1681 |
401 |
1 |
91.03 |
2012-01-18 |
| 378. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
90.56 |
0.8105 |
-0.0721 |
204 |
2 |
87.76 |
2012-11-17 |
| 379. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
84.95 |
0.9844 |
-0.2921 |
293 |
1 |
84.95 |
2011-09-12 |
| 380. |
Buddhism addresses two major types of meditation. Vipassana ... |
83.30 |
0.9312 |
-0.2353 |
320 |
1 |
83.30 |
2012-08-19 |
| 381. |
Lesser than Macbeth, and greater. Not so happy, yet much hap... |
82.87 |
0.8748 |
-0.1985 |
141 |
1 |
82.87 |
2017-09-12 |
| 382. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
82.70 |
0.7876 |
-0.1129 |
316 |
1 |
82.70 |
2012-01-12 |
| 383. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
82.46 |
0.9673 |
-0.2775 |
232 |
1 |
82.46 |
2012-08-19 |
| 384. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
75.29 |
0.9941 |
-0.3810 |
217 |
1 |
75.29 |
2011-09-16 |
| 385. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
74.46 |
1.0264 |
-0.4086 |
422 |
1 |
74.46 |
2011-09-16 |
| 386. |
You never read a book on psychology, Tippy. You didn't need ... |
46.93 |
0.9857 |
-0.6027 |
265 |
1 |
46.93 |
2017-01-22 |