| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
When is the last time you cared about something except yours... |
117.28 |
1.0720 |
0.4115 |
262 |
1 |
117.28 |
2024-01-19 |
| 2. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
115.99 |
1.0943 |
0.3729 |
206 |
1 |
115.99 |
2024-01-07 |
| 3. |
We imagine that when we are thrown out of our usual ruts all... |
115.22 |
1.0967 |
0.3608 |
194 |
1 |
115.22 |
2024-01-07 |
| 4. |
The light and the dark the big and the small. Just keep in m... |
114.09 |
1.1178 |
0.3254 |
184 |
1 |
114.09 |
2024-01-20 |
| 5. |
All I'm asking is that you do the minimal amount of work in ... |
112.43 |
1.0758 |
0.3464 |
218 |
1 |
112.43 |
2024-10-28 |
| 6. |
What were you thinking, telling me to change my game? This s... |
111.91 |
1.0303 |
0.3853 |
467 |
1 |
111.91 |
2023-12-14 |
| 7. |
Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. T... |
111.29 |
1.0153 |
0.3925 |
418 |
1 |
111.29 |
2024-05-22 |
| 8. |
And the next time be careful how you talk. Not to take credi... |
109.19 |
1.0810 |
0.3002 |
213 |
1 |
109.19 |
2024-10-28 |
| 9. |
The explosion would be just the right size to maximize the a... |
108.44 |
1.0237 |
0.3480 |
247 |
1 |
108.44 |
2024-05-22 |
| 10. |
If I am to serve both as a waitress and the butt of jokes, I... |
108.22 |
1.0568 |
0.3121 |
92 |
1 |
108.22 |
2020-12-21 |
| 11. |
What I think is if you can't figure out how to have a simple... |
107.70 |
1.0761 |
0.2862 |
210 |
1 |
107.70 |
2024-10-10 |
| 12. |
He rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' ... |
106.35 |
1.0502 |
0.2951 |
535 |
1 |
106.35 |
2024-01-19 |
| 13. |
Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by k... |
105.79 |
1.0649 |
0.2733 |
418 |
1 |
105.79 |
2024-01-20 |
| 14. |
An important distinction is that rich people buy luxuries la... |
105.69 |
1.0184 |
0.3185 |
330 |
1 |
105.69 |
2024-10-29 |
| 15. |
Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars. Let me s... |
105.31 |
1.0260 |
0.3061 |
328 |
1 |
105.31 |
2023-12-14 |
| 16. |
By love you mean big lightning bolts to the heart, where you... |
105.03 |
1.0637 |
0.2649 |
253 |
1 |
105.03 |
2024-01-07 |
| 17. |
I read it six or seven times. Then I put it down. Walked to ... |
104.48 |
1.0903 |
0.2313 |
607 |
1 |
104.48 |
2024-01-07 |
| 18. |
Everyone I have cared for has either died or left me, everyo... |
104.30 |
1.0028 |
0.3165 |
172 |
1 |
104.30 |
2021-05-19 |
| 19. |
I called Betsy again at her office and she said maybe we'd g... |
103.94 |
1.0338 |
0.2810 |
201 |
1 |
103.94 |
2021-01-27 |
| 20. |
In order to return the power to repel evil to your sword, yo... |
103.55 |
1.0603 |
0.2496 |
245 |
1 |
103.55 |
2021-04-09 |
| 21. |
Although some men who were easy with their words said that i... |
103.49 |
1.0729 |
0.2362 |
195 |
1 |
103.49 |
2021-04-12 |
| 22. |
Without a queen the locust swarm turned the ground to black.... |
103.38 |
1.0165 |
0.2912 |
265 |
1 |
103.38 |
2024-01-07 |
| 23. |
How much longer is this going to go on, do you think? Do you... |
103.27 |
1.0510 |
0.2553 |
331 |
1 |
103.27 |
2021-04-09 |
| 24. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
103.16 |
1.0666 |
0.2383 |
297 |
1 |
103.16 |
2021-04-12 |
| 25. |
We know that there is not one person who, after hearing thes... |
102.86 |
1.0932 |
0.2079 |
434 |
1 |
102.86 |
2024-10-10 |
| 26. |
If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for mo... |
102.86 |
1.0595 |
0.2416 |
229 |
1 |
102.86 |
2024-01-19 |
| 27. |
Earlier tonight I went out. I went out hard. I drank a lot o... |
102.54 |
1.0355 |
0.2616 |
554 |
1 |
102.54 |
2024-01-20 |
| 28. |
They had their faces twisted toward their haunches and found... |
101.93 |
1.0305 |
0.2589 |
213 |
1 |
101.93 |
2021-01-27 |
| 29. |
Here is the average person's daily attention training: They ... |
101.91 |
1.0298 |
0.2593 |
705 |
1 |
101.91 |
2024-12-18 |
| 30. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
101.78 |
1.0768 |
0.2107 |
295 |
1 |
101.78 |
2023-12-14 |
| 31. |
Because some roads you shouldn't go down. Because maps used ... |
101.51 |
0.9650 |
0.3190 |
154 |
1 |
101.51 |
2021-01-13 |
| 32. |
Read the newspaper. What does it say? All bad. It's all bad.... |
101.09 |
1.0458 |
0.2329 |
336 |
1 |
101.09 |
2023-12-15 |
| 33. |
If you fantasize about your funeral - I understand, I've bee... |
100.90 |
0.9852 |
0.2911 |
251 |
1 |
100.90 |
2024-10-28 |
| 34. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
100.49 |
1.0644 |
0.2067 |
257 |
1 |
100.49 |
2024-12-11 |
| 35. |
Are you even listening? Look at me! These kids believe in yo... |
100.21 |
1.0435 |
0.2241 |
343 |
1 |
100.21 |
2021-02-11 |
| 36. |
There's a simplicity to war: Attacking is the only secret. D... |
99.82 |
1.0315 |
0.2312 |
189 |
1 |
99.82 |
2020-10-08 |
| 37. |
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... |
98.76 |
1.0610 |
0.1883 |
250 |
1 |
98.76 |
2021-01-01 |
| 38. |
Once there were two moons in the sky, but one wandered too c... |
98.53 |
1.0664 |
0.1800 |
308 |
1 |
98.53 |
2024-01-07 |
| 39. |
These nights are endless, and a man can sleep through them, ... |
98.40 |
1.0635 |
0.1812 |
359 |
1 |
98.40 |
2024-01-20 |
| 40. |
I just watched the man that I love go to prison so that none... |
97.76 |
1.0981 |
0.1385 |
153 |
1 |
97.76 |
2020-03-01 |
| 41. |
So, I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And mayb... |
97.37 |
1.0959 |
0.1358 |
266 |
1 |
97.37 |
2021-01-26 |
| 42. |
I was having this awful nightmare that I was 32. And then I ... |
97.32 |
0.9764 |
0.2546 |
137 |
1 |
97.32 |
2021-04-12 |
| 43. |
In the middle of our life journey I found myself in a dark w... |
96.33 |
1.0185 |
0.2000 |
220 |
1 |
96.33 |
2024-01-07 |
| 44. |
Now that I've tried to talk to you and make you understand. ... |
96.17 |
1.0839 |
0.1326 |
177 |
1 |
96.17 |
2021-03-25 |
| 45. |
If we do our job right, we never need to go to court. Look, ... |
95.83 |
1.0272 |
0.1850 |
315 |
1 |
95.83 |
2021-04-12 |
| 46. |
I hate nice girls. If they so much as say hello, it stays on... |
95.63 |
1.0263 |
0.1834 |
276 |
1 |
95.63 |
2024-01-07 |
| 47. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
95.59 |
1.0173 |
0.1919 |
268 |
1 |
95.59 |
2024-01-07 |
| 48. |
I need you to hold on. Heaven is a place not too far away. W... |
95.50 |
1.0824 |
0.1256 |
120 |
1 |
95.50 |
2026-03-16 |
| 49. |
There is freedom in coming and going for no other reason tha... |
95.11 |
1.1443 |
0.0588 |
185 |
1 |
95.11 |
2023-12-15 |
| 50. |
Let me tell you what's gonna happen, Officer Grimly. I'm goi... |
94.94 |
1.0550 |
0.1459 |
371 |
1 |
94.94 |
2020-10-11 |
| 51. |
The idea of "Mr. Right" has been passed down over the genera... |
94.91 |
0.9671 |
0.2335 |
379 |
1 |
94.91 |
2023-12-15 |
| 52. |
While there are few problems in today's world that the Unite... |
94.68 |
1.0464 |
0.1513 |
152 |
1 |
94.68 |
2020-10-11 |
| 53. |
When things are going well with sales, profits, shareholder ... |
94.42 |
0.9882 |
0.2062 |
198 |
1 |
94.42 |
2023-12-14 |
| 54. |
In any war, there are calms between storms. There will be da... |
94.24 |
1.1294 |
0.0627 |
192 |
1 |
94.24 |
2021-04-09 |
| 55. |
That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something p... |
94.21 |
1.0665 |
0.1252 |
278 |
1 |
94.21 |
2021-03-25 |
| 56. |
Living men are bound by time... Thus, their lives have an ur... |
94.09 |
0.9884 |
0.2018 |
365 |
1 |
94.09 |
2024-10-10 |
| 57. |
For students at Chemawa, garage rock remained just as access... |
94.09 |
0.9667 |
0.2235 |
633 |
1 |
94.09 |
2026-03-16 |
| 58. |
All the girls in the world were divided into two classes: on... |
93.97 |
1.0284 |
0.1603 |
279 |
1 |
93.97 |
2021-01-26 |
| 59. |
You see, I'm moving on fast. Finally got the pass, gonna lea... |
93.94 |
1.0364 |
0.1519 |
130 |
1 |
93.94 |
2020-10-11 |
| 60. |
It's so easy to hate your brother, it should be hard. It's s... |
93.93 |
1.0491 |
0.1391 |
205 |
1 |
93.93 |
2021-01-27 |
| 61. |
I sit at my table and wage war on myself. It seems like it's... |
93.59 |
1.0299 |
0.1540 |
293 |
1 |
93.59 |
2021-04-12 |
| 62. |
I wish we'll end up this crazy way before we burn our steam.... |
93.57 |
1.0418 |
0.1418 |
185 |
1 |
93.57 |
2021-08-04 |
| 63. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
93.41 |
1.0711 |
0.1105 |
213 |
1 |
93.41 |
2021-08-04 |
| 64. |
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common wi... |
93.35 |
0.9914 |
0.1894 |
585 |
1 |
93.35 |
2024-01-07 |
| 65. |
Some feeling had started in my stomach and was traveling up ... |
93.15 |
1.0998 |
0.0785 |
199 |
1 |
93.15 |
2020-03-05 |
| 66. |
And I will say that we should take a day to break away from ... |
92.92 |
1.1370 |
0.0384 |
241 |
1 |
92.92 |
2021-03-22 |
| 67. |
Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have... |
92.82 |
1.0387 |
0.1354 |
365 |
1 |
92.82 |
2021-02-02 |
| 68. |
Gaston was not only a fierce lover, with endless wisdom and ... |
92.79 |
1.0467 |
0.1270 |
276 |
1 |
92.79 |
2021-02-11 |
| 69. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
92.52 |
1.0008 |
0.1695 |
473 |
1 |
92.52 |
2023-12-15 |
| 70. |
I walked into the store. After the buzzing and booming of th... |
92.40 |
0.9922 |
0.1766 |
311 |
1 |
92.40 |
2023-12-14 |
| 71. |
I'm just going to turn through a few things. When we go out ... |
92.39 |
1.0934 |
0.0753 |
265 |
1 |
92.39 |
2021-03-25 |
| 72. |
Days can be sunny, with never a sigh, don't need what money ... |
92.38 |
0.9965 |
0.1721 |
235 |
1 |
92.38 |
2020-02-19 |
| 73. |
After I finish, it's like the part of me that can't fall asl... |
92.14 |
1.0701 |
0.0954 |
313 |
1 |
92.14 |
2020-03-01 |
| 74. |
You're not a bad person. You are a very good person who bad ... |
92.02 |
1.0417 |
0.1223 |
286 |
1 |
92.02 |
2021-02-02 |
| 75. |
You know, Doc, when something happens, it can leave a trace ... |
92.00 |
1.0835 |
0.0803 |
491 |
1 |
92.00 |
2024-01-07 |
| 76. |
Tom put the Ring round the end of his little finger and held... |
91.93 |
1.0025 |
0.1604 |
374 |
1 |
91.93 |
2023-12-15 |
| 77. |
I believe virtually everything I read and I think that is wh... |
91.85 |
1.0127 |
0.1492 |
140 |
1 |
91.85 |
2020-02-14 |
| 78. |
One day beneath the lemon tree, my love and I did lie. A gir... |
91.79 |
1.0413 |
0.1198 |
234 |
1 |
91.79 |
2021-04-09 |
| 79. |
No one would ever say, "Come and join us, Caroline," so I wo... |
91.58 |
1.0389 |
0.1195 |
259 |
1 |
91.58 |
2024-01-20 |
| 80. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
91.13 |
1.0086 |
0.1441 |
240 |
1 |
91.13 |
2021-04-09 |
| 81. |
I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to start ... |
90.87 |
1.0638 |
0.0857 |
340 |
1 |
90.87 |
2021-01-27 |
| 82. |
Learn to see me as a brother instead of two distant stranger... |
90.65 |
1.0579 |
0.0888 |
241 |
1 |
90.65 |
2021-02-02 |
| 83. |
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inabil... |
90.62 |
1.0407 |
0.1056 |
240 |
1 |
90.62 |
2024-12-11 |
| 84. |
There can be a burden in authority, in vigilance, like a fat... |
90.44 |
0.9444 |
0.1996 |
384 |
1 |
90.44 |
2020-12-08 |
| 85. |
And I will keep you safe and strong and shelter from the sto... |
90.22 |
1.0755 |
0.0657 |
251 |
1 |
90.22 |
2020-10-11 |
| 86. |
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew, when I bit off mor... |
90.14 |
1.0482 |
0.0920 |
151 |
1 |
90.14 |
2020-10-09 |
| 87. |
The Swarms have crushed the meager human resistance and laid... |
89.62 |
0.9197 |
0.2139 |
297 |
1 |
89.62 |
2023-12-14 |
| 88. |
As happens sometimes, a moment settled and hovered and remai... |
89.62 |
1.0298 |
0.1038 |
166 |
1 |
89.62 |
2020-12-21 |
| 89. |
And that's what this whole thing is about. Calling home. Ins... |
89.57 |
0.9565 |
0.1765 |
340 |
1 |
89.57 |
2020-10-09 |
| 90. |
Klausner sat down beside the telephone and waited. He tried ... |
89.50 |
1.0152 |
0.1169 |
497 |
1 |
89.50 |
2024-12-11 |
| 91. |
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man t... |
89.47 |
1.0776 |
0.0541 |
147 |
1 |
89.47 |
2021-01-01 |
| 92. |
Really knowing is good. Not knowing, or refusing to know, is... |
89.33 |
1.0173 |
0.1127 |
173 |
1 |
89.33 |
2020-02-26 |
| 93. |
Home is where I can find some peace of mind to make my own w... |
89.25 |
1.0670 |
0.0620 |
226 |
1 |
89.25 |
2020-03-19 |
| 94. |
In any new job there's always friction with your coworkers. ... |
89.19 |
1.0600 |
0.0682 |
280 |
1 |
89.19 |
2021-01-01 |
| 95. |
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attentio... |
89.11 |
0.9681 |
0.1591 |
190 |
1 |
89.11 |
2020-03-05 |
| 96. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
88.84 |
1.0154 |
0.1084 |
351 |
1 |
88.84 |
2024-01-20 |
| 97. |
You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are... |
88.44 |
1.0489 |
0.0698 |
217 |
1 |
88.44 |
2021-04-09 |
| 98. |
Say what you will. But a person just cannot know what he doe... |
88.36 |
1.0591 |
0.0586 |
188 |
1 |
88.36 |
2021-03-25 |
| 99. |
They just use your mind and they never give you credit. It's... |
88.11 |
1.0401 |
0.0744 |
293 |
1 |
88.11 |
2021-02-11 |
| 100. |
It is always important, I think, to be clear about what deli... |
87.94 |
1.0383 |
0.0741 |
184 |
1 |
87.94 |
2020-03-19 |
| 101. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
87.83 |
1.0078 |
0.1032 |
280 |
1 |
87.83 |
2020-02-19 |
| 102. |
How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without... |
87.82 |
1.0921 |
0.0188 |
164 |
1 |
87.82 |
2020-05-18 |
| 103. |
Say, go through the darkest of days. Heaven's a heartbreak a... |
87.82 |
0.9544 |
0.1565 |
161 |
1 |
87.82 |
2020-03-06 |
| 104. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
87.77 |
1.1215 |
-0.0113 |
200 |
1 |
87.77 |
2020-10-09 |
| 105. |
Don't tell me it's not worth trying for. You can't tell me i... |
87.65 |
0.9477 |
0.1610 |
138 |
1 |
87.65 |
2020-03-01 |
| 106. |
It is not a man's duty, as a matter of course, to devote him... |
87.52 |
1.0114 |
0.0957 |
312 |
1 |
87.52 |
2024-01-07 |
| 107. |
Now my life has changed in oh so many ways, my independence ... |
87.42 |
1.0567 |
0.0491 |
188 |
1 |
87.42 |
2020-03-05 |
| 108. |
If you're looking for the word that means caring about someo... |
87.34 |
1.0447 |
0.0601 |
308 |
1 |
87.34 |
2021-01-13 |
| 109. |
Open up your heart to me now. Let it all come pouring out. T... |
87.33 |
1.0369 |
0.0678 |
206 |
1 |
87.33 |
2020-08-18 |
| 110. |
Without warning the Halon system goes off. Pillars of high-p... |
87.02 |
0.9385 |
0.1623 |
190 |
1 |
87.02 |
2020-10-09 |
| 111. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
86.96 |
1.1081 |
-0.0081 |
206 |
1 |
86.96 |
2020-12-21 |
| 112. |
And fesenjoon is a hard food to love at first. It kind of lo... |
86.69 |
1.0327 |
0.0639 |
267 |
1 |
86.69 |
2024-10-10 |
| 113. |
Take care where you're going, doing all the things you do. E... |
86.63 |
1.0366 |
0.0592 |
289 |
1 |
86.63 |
2020-08-17 |
| 114. |
What sets science and the law apart from religion is that no... |
86.59 |
1.0031 |
0.0922 |
417 |
1 |
86.59 |
2021-08-04 |
| 115. |
My son, from whence this madness, this neglect of my command... |
86.57 |
0.9702 |
0.1249 |
171 |
1 |
86.57 |
2021-04-12 |
| 116. |
Green is the sound the wind makes, rustling through the tree... |
86.44 |
1.0495 |
0.0439 |
292 |
1 |
86.44 |
2020-03-11 |
| 117. |
But then I find myself in bed, lost inside my head again, ru... |
85.94 |
0.9265 |
0.1606 |
199 |
1 |
85.94 |
2020-02-14 |
| 118. |
When I look up at the night sky, and I know that, yes, we ar... |
85.25 |
1.0246 |
0.0538 |
359 |
1 |
85.25 |
2021-03-25 |
| 119. |
I thought I had it all together, but I was led astray the da... |
85.23 |
1.0513 |
0.0268 |
176 |
1 |
85.23 |
2020-07-14 |
| 120. |
I got that sunshine in my pocket, got that good soul in my f... |
85.19 |
1.0144 |
0.0632 |
216 |
1 |
85.19 |
2020-03-01 |
| 121. |
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. And so I come to y... |
85.18 |
1.0452 |
0.0323 |
173 |
1 |
85.18 |
2021-02-09 |
| 122. |
His poems were better than mine, and they delighted me; but ... |
85.01 |
1.0280 |
0.0473 |
256 |
2 |
79.55 |
2021-02-11 |
| 123. |
I could tell from the set of his lips, he would say no more ... |
85.00 |
1.0277 |
0.0475 |
333 |
1 |
85.00 |
2020-05-18 |
| 124. |
Oh, what's the matter with the crowd I'm seeing? "Don't you ... |
84.96 |
0.8797 |
0.1950 |
270 |
1 |
84.96 |
2020-10-11 |
| 125. |
Whatever you are physically, male or female, strong or weak,... |
84.94 |
1.0333 |
0.0411 |
327 |
1 |
84.94 |
2020-10-09 |
| 126. |
With all due respect ma'am, I'm done wasting my breath on yo... |
84.88 |
1.0207 |
0.0530 |
228 |
1 |
84.88 |
2020-03-06 |
| 127. |
Vowels were something else. He didn't like them and they did... |
84.86 |
0.9870 |
0.0864 |
396 |
1 |
84.86 |
2020-03-13 |
| 128. |
You know how far I'm prepared to go. I will be a boat and ro... |
84.76 |
1.0243 |
0.0479 |
237 |
1 |
84.76 |
2020-10-11 |
| 129. |
Wendy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in... |
84.64 |
1.0330 |
0.0377 |
214 |
1 |
84.64 |
2021-02-11 |
| 130. |
You're the one that told me I could swing by any evening, an... |
84.54 |
1.0398 |
0.0296 |
203 |
1 |
84.54 |
2021-02-11 |
| 131. |
I don't think man was meant to attain happiness so easily. H... |
84.43 |
0.9788 |
0.0892 |
179 |
1 |
84.43 |
2020-08-17 |
| 132. |
We now know that most of the stars in the sky have worlds ar... |
84.37 |
1.1122 |
-0.0450 |
359 |
1 |
84.37 |
2021-01-27 |
| 133. |
So you think that money is the root of all evil? Have you ev... |
84.36 |
1.0404 |
0.0267 |
542 |
1 |
84.36 |
2021-01-13 |
| 134. |
Ever since your brother got taken down... I've had my eye on... |
84.12 |
1.0258 |
0.0383 |
232 |
1 |
84.12 |
2020-12-21 |
| 135. |
It makes no difference, it don't make any difference to me w... |
84.11 |
1.0297 |
0.0342 |
145 |
1 |
84.11 |
2020-02-19 |
| 136. |
The idea behind each one was we took a film that we like and... |
83.98 |
1.0462 |
0.0161 |
231 |
1 |
83.98 |
2020-12-21 |
| 137. |
The bizarre thing is, is that I did it for my old man... I t... |
83.93 |
1.0252 |
0.0365 |
312 |
1 |
83.93 |
2021-01-26 |
| 138. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
83.89 |
0.9636 |
0.0976 |
254 |
1 |
83.89 |
2021-03-25 |
| 139. |
What is this place, and who am I? I don't remember my name. ... |
83.67 |
1.0639 |
-0.0055 |
219 |
1 |
83.67 |
2020-12-21 |
| 140. |
He always seemed to women different from what he was, and th... |
83.53 |
1.0749 |
-0.0183 |
260 |
1 |
83.53 |
2021-01-27 |
| 141. |
Nothing in life is easy. But that's no reason to give up. Yo... |
83.33 |
1.0317 |
0.0224 |
129 |
1 |
83.33 |
2020-07-14 |
| 142. |
Actually, it's more of a behavioral observation. Like, say t... |
83.32 |
0.9586 |
0.0954 |
322 |
1 |
83.32 |
2020-10-08 |
| 143. |
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin. I must co... |
83.25 |
0.9520 |
0.1011 |
241 |
1 |
83.25 |
2020-03-05 |
| 144. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
83.02 |
0.9841 |
0.0661 |
334 |
1 |
83.02 |
2020-10-09 |
| 145. |
Tears are handy for washing away troubling and sad feelings.... |
82.98 |
1.0427 |
0.0070 |
366 |
1 |
82.98 |
2020-12-21 |
| 146. |
Stand tall, boy. Have some respect for yourself. Don't you k... |
82.91 |
1.0300 |
0.0188 |
232 |
1 |
82.91 |
2020-03-14 |
| 147. |
Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me,... |
82.83 |
1.0184 |
0.0294 |
315 |
1 |
82.83 |
2021-03-25 |
| 148. |
The TV ad featured Jamie on drums, bashing out a pukka rhyth... |
82.60 |
0.8999 |
0.1449 |
274 |
1 |
82.60 |
2021-02-09 |
| 149. |
All right. This town must be hot. They don't need a large ad... |
82.42 |
0.9171 |
0.1255 |
143 |
1 |
82.42 |
2020-02-19 |
| 150. |
Look, I'm gonna give you your choice. I'm not gonna be biase... |
82.34 |
0.9534 |
0.0882 |
333 |
1 |
82.34 |
2020-08-31 |
| 151. |
Pork and beans are actually cooked in the can. One fairly la... |
82.32 |
1.0341 |
0.0072 |
237 |
1 |
82.32 |
2021-08-04 |
| 152. |
You found something else. In that cell you found something t... |
82.20 |
1.0003 |
0.0395 |
267 |
1 |
82.20 |
2020-03-06 |
| 153. |
But I've never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the l... |
82.15 |
0.9484 |
0.0908 |
147 |
1 |
82.15 |
2020-02-19 |
| 154. |
I figured I could get a job at a filling station somewhere, ... |
82.14 |
1.0058 |
0.0332 |
201 |
1 |
82.14 |
2020-03-05 |
| 155. |
Now, men, in conclusion, I would like to say that, in the tw... |
82.10 |
1.0509 |
-0.0124 |
311 |
1 |
82.10 |
2020-02-14 |
| 156. |
All my friends are heathens, take it slow. Wait for them to ... |
82.02 |
1.0496 |
-0.0121 |
155 |
1 |
82.02 |
2020-08-29 |
| 157. |
Mom, please let me come home! I'm cold and I'm hungry! Pleas... |
81.94 |
0.8029 |
0.2336 |
209 |
1 |
81.94 |
2020-07-14 |
| 158. |
If I fling one bag of trash out of my car window and onto th... |
81.79 |
1.0249 |
0.0097 |
193 |
1 |
81.79 |
2020-03-09 |
| 159. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
81.76 |
0.9164 |
0.1178 |
305 |
1 |
81.76 |
2021-03-25 |
| 160. |
"Learning how to think" really means learning how to exercis... |
81.67 |
1.0446 |
-0.0115 |
343 |
1 |
81.67 |
2020-03-19 |
| 161. |
All right, we're not doing this, gentlemen. We're not gonna ... |
81.60 |
0.9807 |
0.0515 |
244 |
1 |
81.60 |
2020-02-14 |
| 162. |
And so we meet at last. You are to be commended for avoiding... |
81.60 |
1.0981 |
-0.0659 |
187 |
1 |
81.60 |
2020-08-31 |
| 163. |
You and your words flooded my senses; your sentences left me... |
81.49 |
0.9190 |
0.1118 |
252 |
2 |
75.92 |
2020-10-09 |
| 164. |
To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobl... |
81.38 |
0.9875 |
0.0419 |
198 |
1 |
81.38 |
2024-01-20 |
| 165. |
So now I have to decide. Decide whether to let the world be ... |
81.38 |
1.0098 |
0.0196 |
209 |
1 |
81.38 |
2020-03-05 |
| 166. |
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their padd... |
81.15 |
0.9801 |
0.0464 |
209 |
1 |
81.15 |
2020-12-08 |
| 167. |
No one really runs away from anything. It's like a private t... |
80.75 |
1.0311 |
-0.0097 |
321 |
1 |
80.75 |
2020-03-05 |
| 168. |
It was as if that great rush of anger had washed me clean, e... |
80.65 |
1.0216 |
-0.0014 |
240 |
1 |
80.65 |
2020-02-19 |
| 169. |
Try and hear me then I'm done cause I might just say this on... |
80.61 |
1.0711 |
-0.0514 |
217 |
1 |
80.61 |
2024-01-07 |
| 170. |
I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except... |
80.44 |
1.0465 |
-0.0290 |
245 |
1 |
80.44 |
2020-03-01 |
| 171. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
79.88 |
0.9786 |
0.0318 |
193 |
1 |
79.88 |
2021-04-12 |
| 172. |
Because here's something else that's weird but true: in the ... |
79.86 |
0.9251 |
0.0851 |
244 |
1 |
79.86 |
2020-03-11 |
| 173. |
As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... |
79.73 |
1.0438 |
-0.0353 |
198 |
1 |
79.73 |
2021-01-27 |
| 174. |
You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of ... |
79.68 |
0.9693 |
0.0386 |
279 |
1 |
79.68 |
2020-02-14 |
| 175. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
79.64 |
1.1022 |
-0.0948 |
259 |
1 |
79.64 |
2021-08-04 |
| 176. |
I hate this town. It's too filled with memories I'd rather f... |
79.58 |
1.0327 |
-0.0261 |
247 |
1 |
79.58 |
2021-03-25 |
| 177. |
I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout i... |
79.46 |
1.0824 |
-0.0773 |
300 |
1 |
79.46 |
2020-02-19 |
| 178. |
We all start out knowing magic. We are born with whirlwinds,... |
79.45 |
1.0654 |
-0.0604 |
248 |
1 |
79.45 |
2020-10-11 |
| 179. |
The general that hearkens to my counsel and acts upon it, wi... |
79.44 |
0.9373 |
0.0676 |
223 |
1 |
79.44 |
2020-02-14 |
| 180. |
As you decide, you shall be left as you were before, and nei... |
79.39 |
1.0662 |
-0.0620 |
195 |
2 |
73.88 |
2021-01-27 |
| 181. |
I got you, baby I got you. Until you're used to my face, and... |
79.27 |
0.9442 |
0.0585 |
323 |
1 |
79.27 |
2020-03-05 |
| 182. |
A lot of people say they want to be great, but they're not w... |
79.16 |
1.0267 |
-0.0254 |
269 |
1 |
79.16 |
2020-03-05 |
| 183. |
Sometimes I just stare at myself in the bathroom mirror. I m... |
79.12 |
1.0122 |
-0.0114 |
541 |
1 |
79.12 |
2020-02-19 |
| 184. |
"You get what you deserve." It's an old saying, one that sur... |
78.97 |
1.0328 |
-0.0339 |
448 |
1 |
78.97 |
2020-03-19 |
| 185. |
For this dark and lonely room projects a shadow cast in gloo... |
78.97 |
1.0512 |
-0.0523 |
207 |
1 |
78.97 |
2021-04-09 |
| 186. |
I've met a lot of talented people over the years. How many o... |
78.70 |
0.9832 |
0.0123 |
507 |
1 |
78.70 |
2020-02-19 |
| 187. |
Don't you know what it means to me to be a Marine, Dad? Ever... |
78.46 |
0.9505 |
0.0420 |
206 |
1 |
78.46 |
2020-10-09 |
| 188. |
Goo goo dolls. Foo fighters. Foo foo dolls. Goo goo, goo dol... |
78.39 |
0.7816 |
0.2100 |
317 |
1 |
78.39 |
2020-03-19 |
| 189. |
Heaven did not seem to be my home; and I broke my heart with... |
78.36 |
1.0457 |
-0.0545 |
235 |
1 |
78.36 |
2020-02-14 |
| 190. |
I confess that Fermat's Theorem as an isolated proposition h... |
77.94 |
0.9380 |
0.0479 |
203 |
1 |
77.94 |
2020-03-05 |
| 191. |
To pass beyond is what I seek, I fear that I may be too weak... |
77.88 |
1.0380 |
-0.0529 |
200 |
1 |
77.88 |
2020-02-14 |
| 192. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
77.68 |
0.9675 |
0.0151 |
383 |
1 |
77.68 |
2021-03-25 |
| 193. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
77.67 |
0.8919 |
0.0906 |
205 |
1 |
77.67 |
2020-12-21 |
| 194. |
Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herr... |
77.58 |
0.9033 |
0.0780 |
239 |
1 |
77.58 |
2020-03-06 |
| 195. |
Through these fields of destruction, baptisms of fire, I've ... |
77.47 |
1.0124 |
-0.0324 |
213 |
1 |
77.47 |
2020-03-01 |
| 196. |
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow. Hello, I've just go... |
77.44 |
1.0234 |
-0.0438 |
290 |
1 |
77.44 |
2020-03-05 |
| 197. |
Failure is... Listen up! True failure is forgetting the pion... |
77.40 |
0.8943 |
0.0848 |
296 |
2 |
76.03 |
2020-05-18 |
| 198. |
Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb ... |
77.40 |
1.0245 |
-0.0454 |
252 |
1 |
77.40 |
2020-10-09 |
| 199. |
I'll find you in the morning sun and when the night is new. ... |
77.30 |
1.0476 |
-0.0698 |
232 |
1 |
77.30 |
2020-02-13 |
| 200. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
77.29 |
0.9684 |
0.0093 |
388 |
1 |
77.29 |
2021-01-27 |
| 201. |
I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies, but I... |
77.27 |
1.0394 |
-0.0620 |
325 |
1 |
77.27 |
2021-03-25 |
| 202. |
I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars out... |
77.17 |
1.0137 |
-0.0375 |
458 |
1 |
77.17 |
2020-02-14 |
| 203. |
Everybody stutters one way or the other, so check my message... |
77.14 |
0.9560 |
0.0198 |
179 |
1 |
77.14 |
2019-05-21 |
| 204. |
Well, all I can say Gerry is that some marches are for thing... |
76.95 |
1.0371 |
-0.0637 |
482 |
1 |
76.95 |
2020-08-31 |
| 205. |
I think I really like it best when you can kid the pants off... |
76.94 |
0.9455 |
0.0278 |
96 |
1 |
76.94 |
2019-05-03 |
| 206. |
The math is compelling. Most of the people in the world are ... |
76.42 |
1.0321 |
-0.0654 |
343 |
1 |
76.42 |
2020-10-09 |
| 207. |
The seeds of life - fiery is their force, divine their birth... |
76.08 |
0.9787 |
-0.0163 |
318 |
1 |
76.08 |
2021-01-27 |
| 208. |
Dan, let me tell you something. In this envelope are all the... |
76.06 |
0.9103 |
0.0518 |
287 |
1 |
76.06 |
2020-03-05 |
| 209. |
Patience, he thought. So much of this was patience - waiting... |
76.00 |
1.0665 |
-0.1051 |
168 |
1 |
76.00 |
2020-12-21 |
| 210. |
The firm-foundation theory argues that each investment instr... |
75.75 |
1.0514 |
-0.0932 |
257 |
1 |
75.75 |
2020-12-21 |
| 211. |
She finished her letter, wondering whether she had said enou... |
75.70 |
1.0213 |
-0.0637 |
545 |
1 |
75.70 |
2020-02-13 |
| 212. |
First time we had dinner, you asked me what I wanted from yo... |
75.66 |
1.0198 |
-0.0627 |
239 |
1 |
75.66 |
2020-03-01 |
| 213. |
I consider myself to be a man of principle. But, what man do... |
75.59 |
0.9452 |
0.0110 |
398 |
1 |
75.59 |
2020-03-19 |
| 214. |
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you... |
75.48 |
1.0237 |
-0.0689 |
227 |
1 |
75.48 |
2020-12-21 |
| 215. |
I have climbed the highest mountains, I have run through the... |
75.43 |
1.0120 |
-0.0578 |
176 |
1 |
75.43 |
2020-02-19 |
| 216. |
We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks ... |
75.38 |
0.9634 |
-0.0099 |
318 |
1 |
75.38 |
2020-08-31 |
| 217. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
75.30 |
0.9884 |
-0.0359 |
233 |
1 |
75.30 |
2020-03-06 |
| 218. |
We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don... |
75.25 |
0.9755 |
-0.0236 |
126 |
1 |
75.25 |
2020-03-01 |
| 219. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
75.19 |
1.0535 |
-0.1024 |
326 |
1 |
75.19 |
2020-03-06 |
| 220. |
I just hope you're lying next to somebody who knows how to l... |
75.04 |
1.0737 |
-0.1245 |
241 |
1 |
75.04 |
2020-08-18 |
| 221. |
For example, by owning your own corporation, your vacations ... |
75.02 |
0.9725 |
-0.0235 |
279 |
1 |
75.02 |
2020-12-21 |
| 222. |
Obviously, my attempt at fooling her had been unsuccessful. ... |
74.96 |
1.0085 |
-0.0603 |
303 |
1 |
74.96 |
2020-03-11 |
| 223. |
And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give oth... |
74.88 |
1.0252 |
-0.0780 |
180 |
1 |
74.88 |
2020-08-17 |
| 224. |
I'm the good guy. The law is on my side. I am the law. The l... |
74.83 |
0.9505 |
-0.0039 |
397 |
1 |
74.83 |
2020-03-05 |
| 225. |
And as the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur an... |
74.75 |
0.8800 |
0.0655 |
149 |
1 |
74.75 |
2020-08-31 |
| 226. |
Congratulations! By opening this volume you have taken the f... |
74.37 |
0.9263 |
0.0144 |
652 |
1 |
74.37 |
2020-10-11 |
| 227. |
There is no faith and no courage and no sacrifice in doing w... |
74.26 |
1.0579 |
-0.1185 |
697 |
1 |
74.26 |
2020-02-14 |
| 228. |
Welcome aboard the HMS majesty ship, where the drinks are fr... |
74.25 |
1.0102 |
-0.0710 |
257 |
1 |
74.25 |
2020-02-13 |
| 229. |
Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clot... |
74.16 |
0.9577 |
-0.0196 |
180 |
1 |
74.16 |
2020-03-06 |
| 230. |
When I need to find something out, I just go out and look fo... |
74.15 |
1.0656 |
-0.1276 |
147 |
1 |
74.15 |
2019-05-09 |
| 231. |
In groups where there are high levels of emotional and socia... |
74.12 |
0.9430 |
-0.0054 |
275 |
1 |
74.12 |
2020-03-01 |
| 232. |
Most people find that the biggest change they make in their ... |
74.11 |
1.0587 |
-0.1212 |
265 |
1 |
74.11 |
2019-06-04 |
| 233. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
74.07 |
1.0261 |
-0.0892 |
410 |
1 |
74.07 |
2024-01-07 |
| 234. |
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you... |
74.02 |
1.0057 |
-0.0694 |
458 |
1 |
74.02 |
2020-02-14 |
| 235. |
A spell card that seems to resurrect the dead with the power... |
73.98 |
0.9507 |
-0.0149 |
396 |
1 |
73.98 |
2020-02-19 |
| 236. |
When we got to the Mint I parked on the street in front of t... |
73.81 |
1.0462 |
-0.1125 |
158 |
1 |
73.81 |
2020-02-19 |
| 237. |
My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practicing ina... |
73.79 |
0.9115 |
0.0219 |
297 |
1 |
73.79 |
2020-08-17 |
| 238. |
We are being watched. The government has a secret system, a ... |
73.57 |
0.8895 |
0.0411 |
420 |
1 |
73.57 |
2020-02-14 |
| 239. |
I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast ... |
73.38 |
1.0260 |
-0.0978 |
253 |
1 |
73.38 |
2020-02-14 |
| 240. |
I'm free to be whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if... |
73.28 |
0.9366 |
-0.0096 |
138 |
1 |
73.28 |
2020-05-18 |
| 241. |
Unjust laws exist: shall we be content to obey them, or shal... |
73.23 |
0.9674 |
-0.0411 |
482 |
1 |
73.23 |
2020-02-14 |
| 242. |
Hey you... did you ever realize what you'd become, and did y... |
73.21 |
1.0446 |
-0.1185 |
233 |
1 |
73.21 |
2020-03-09 |
| 243. |
Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back. B... |
73.18 |
0.9380 |
-0.0123 |
256 |
1 |
73.18 |
2020-03-19 |
| 244. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
73.13 |
0.9792 |
-0.0541 |
265 |
1 |
73.13 |
2020-03-13 |
| 245. |
It was right before I was to take on my duties of protecting... |
73.01 |
0.9505 |
-0.0270 |
450 |
1 |
73.01 |
2020-03-06 |
| 246. |
Let the present be less skewed. Let the feet we step set the... |
72.97 |
0.8774 |
0.0456 |
142 |
1 |
72.97 |
2020-08-31 |
| 247. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
72.90 |
0.9468 |
-0.0247 |
276 |
1 |
72.90 |
2021-02-11 |
| 248. |
All this time we wait on this shallow line for a martyr to s... |
72.89 |
1.0262 |
-0.1042 |
296 |
1 |
72.89 |
2020-03-05 |
| 249. |
These are my books. I like stories with magic powers in them... |
72.87 |
0.8906 |
0.0312 |
158 |
1 |
72.87 |
2020-03-05 |
| 250. |
The word science is derived from a Latin verb meaning "to kn... |
72.87 |
0.8845 |
0.0373 |
142 |
1 |
72.87 |
2020-02-19 |
| 251. |
When a free man dies, he loses the pleasure of life. A slave... |
72.87 |
0.9888 |
-0.0670 |
173 |
1 |
72.87 |
2020-02-19 |
| 252. |
I know, I know. Now you're going to deny it. Even though it'... |
72.55 |
0.9791 |
-0.0614 |
511 |
1 |
72.55 |
2020-08-18 |
| 253. |
Through meticulous analysis of history, I will find a way to... |
72.40 |
0.9119 |
0.0039 |
183 |
1 |
72.40 |
2020-03-03 |
| 254. |
The letter she left was one line long. "Goodbye forever I'm ... |
72.04 |
0.9336 |
-0.0223 |
152 |
1 |
72.04 |
2019-05-20 |
| 255. |
I was proud of my work. And the buildings went up. When they... |
71.85 |
0.9567 |
-0.0478 |
213 |
1 |
71.85 |
2020-03-05 |
| 256. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
71.81 |
0.9855 |
-0.0771 |
258 |
1 |
71.81 |
2020-03-11 |
| 257. |
The way you wear your hat, the way you sip your tea, the mem... |
71.71 |
1.0382 |
-0.1311 |
248 |
1 |
71.71 |
2019-05-21 |
| 258. |
Stay, you're not gonna leave me. This place is right where y... |
71.53 |
1.0316 |
-0.1268 |
146 |
1 |
71.53 |
2020-02-19 |
| 259. |
The problem was the industry wasn't measured by who has the ... |
71.42 |
0.9846 |
-0.0812 |
321 |
1 |
71.42 |
2020-02-19 |
| 260. |
You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a p... |
71.36 |
0.8401 |
0.0626 |
335 |
1 |
71.36 |
2020-10-09 |
| 261. |
Such a waste of talent. He chose money over power - in this ... |
71.31 |
1.0044 |
-0.1024 |
292 |
2 |
67.85 |
2021-02-09 |
| 262. |
I must have left my house at eight because I always do. My t... |
71.27 |
1.0303 |
-0.1288 |
234 |
1 |
71.27 |
2020-08-17 |
| 263. |
The dispositions of agents, their habitus, that is, the ment... |
71.22 |
1.0426 |
-0.1417 |
204 |
1 |
71.22 |
2020-02-19 |
| 264. |
For the times when we're apart, well, then close your eyes a... |
71.08 |
1.0957 |
-0.1966 |
195 |
1 |
71.08 |
2019-05-24 |
| 265. |
Ah ha... So you cannot resist the temptation of my goods! I ... |
71.08 |
0.9135 |
-0.0144 |
256 |
1 |
71.08 |
2020-08-29 |
| 266. |
That's what the money is for! You should be thanking me ever... |
70.92 |
0.9925 |
-0.0954 |
133 |
1 |
70.92 |
2020-08-18 |
| 267. |
Did those words sound ominous to anyone else? Jonah looked a... |
70.85 |
0.9767 |
-0.0805 |
170 |
1 |
70.85 |
2019-05-14 |
| 268. |
Others say, "Dress for the job you want." I say dress like t... |
70.74 |
0.9621 |
-0.0673 |
232 |
1 |
70.74 |
2020-08-18 |
| 269. |
Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole t... |
70.70 |
0.9685 |
-0.0742 |
317 |
1 |
70.70 |
2020-03-19 |
| 270. |
My visitors are often surprised when they see the TV Mack pu... |
69.97 |
0.9525 |
-0.0674 |
258 |
1 |
69.97 |
2020-02-14 |
| 271. |
Real mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod. Obtuse, rubber goose, ... |
69.92 |
0.8446 |
0.0399 |
143 |
1 |
69.92 |
2020-08-17 |
| 272. |
Well, by the second morning I was out of food. The third day... |
69.86 |
1.0084 |
-0.1247 |
248 |
1 |
69.86 |
2021-05-19 |
| 273. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
69.71 |
1.0533 |
-0.1715 |
257 |
1 |
69.71 |
2020-03-01 |
| 274. |
We're only making plans for Nigel. He has his future in Brit... |
69.70 |
0.9274 |
-0.0457 |
231 |
1 |
69.70 |
2019-05-09 |
| 275. |
With forty-six Chinese, fourteen Japanese, eighteen Mexican,... |
69.66 |
0.7805 |
0.1007 |
154 |
1 |
69.66 |
2021-03-25 |
| 276. |
Renting a car in Palau has its advantages and disadvantages.... |
69.65 |
0.9897 |
-0.1087 |
398 |
1 |
69.65 |
2020-03-29 |
| 277. |
If I can't find the cure, I'll fix you with my love. No matt... |
69.39 |
1.0020 |
-0.1243 |
215 |
1 |
69.39 |
2019-05-09 |
| 278. |
What's in your eyes 'cause they talk to me. They know how to... |
69.36 |
1.0277 |
-0.1503 |
373 |
1 |
69.36 |
2020-08-31 |
| 279. |
Years ago my mother used to say to me, "In this world, Elwoo... |
69.28 |
0.8528 |
0.0236 |
157 |
1 |
69.28 |
2020-03-06 |
| 280. |
Giants hiding in the bathroom, lightning in the living room.... |
69.12 |
0.9092 |
-0.0349 |
335 |
1 |
69.12 |
2020-03-14 |
| 281. |
Some people pass through your life and you never think about... |
68.89 |
1.1374 |
-0.2660 |
271 |
1 |
68.89 |
2019-06-04 |
| 282. |
Everyone wants stuff. We wake up every day with a list of wi... |
68.67 |
1.0904 |
-0.2218 |
213 |
1 |
68.67 |
2019-05-03 |
| 283. |
I consider all the things I have done to become a worthy adv... |
68.65 |
0.9739 |
-0.1055 |
163 |
1 |
68.65 |
2020-03-01 |
| 284. |
I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I... |
68.61 |
0.8977 |
-0.0298 |
159 |
1 |
68.61 |
2019-05-23 |
| 285. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
68.44 |
0.9697 |
-0.1040 |
249 |
1 |
68.44 |
2020-02-19 |
| 286. |
I wish I was like you, easily amused. Find my nest of salt. ... |
67.96 |
0.8972 |
-0.0375 |
287 |
1 |
67.96 |
2020-03-05 |
| 287. |
What I'm trying to teach him and what he's learning there ar... |
67.84 |
0.9299 |
-0.0718 |
296 |
1 |
67.84 |
2020-02-14 |
| 288. |
We're all old enough to know better than to toy with the hea... |
67.78 |
0.9431 |
-0.0857 |
76 |
1 |
67.78 |
2019-05-09 |
| 289. |
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the... |
67.69 |
0.9213 |
-0.0651 |
327 |
1 |
67.69 |
2020-03-12 |
| 290. |
Nothing makes time pass or shortens the way like a thought t... |
67.63 |
1.0703 |
-0.2148 |
278 |
1 |
67.63 |
2020-03-05 |
| 291. |
I don't like you, but I love you. Seems that I'm always thin... |
67.61 |
1.0238 |
-0.1686 |
293 |
1 |
67.61 |
2020-02-19 |
| 292. |
Mr. Van Doren, I'm also from New York, a different part of N... |
67.47 |
0.9329 |
-0.0794 |
273 |
1 |
67.47 |
2020-08-17 |
| 293. |
Finally, don't expect your cooking to taste exactly like res... |
67.25 |
0.8951 |
-0.0444 |
246 |
2 |
65.42 |
2020-03-19 |
| 294. |
Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for li... |
67.19 |
0.9464 |
-0.0965 |
119 |
1 |
67.19 |
2020-02-14 |
| 295. |
The things you're looking for, Montag, are in the world, but... |
67.17 |
0.9980 |
-0.1483 |
147 |
1 |
67.17 |
2019-05-03 |
| 296. |
Even there, in the mines, underground, I may find a human he... |
67.17 |
0.9984 |
-0.1487 |
409 |
1 |
67.17 |
2020-02-14 |
| 297. |
I'm just not the guy for you. I mean, you need a guy who's h... |
67.13 |
1.0574 |
-0.2082 |
207 |
1 |
67.13 |
2019-05-03 |
| 298. |
My meaning simply is, that whatever I have tried to do in li... |
66.86 |
1.0089 |
-0.1632 |
258 |
1 |
66.86 |
2019-05-03 |
| 299. |
There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the... |
66.52 |
0.8989 |
-0.0575 |
165 |
1 |
66.52 |
2020-02-19 |
| 300. |
She was feeling the pressure of the world outside and she wa... |
66.40 |
1.1519 |
-0.3120 |
171 |
1 |
66.40 |
2019-05-09 |
| 301. |
I am informed that 5,000 cockroaches were used in the filmin... |
66.36 |
0.8808 |
-0.0414 |
183 |
1 |
66.36 |
2020-03-03 |
| 302. |
Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like m... |
66.22 |
1.0031 |
-0.1655 |
170 |
1 |
66.22 |
2019-05-09 |
| 303. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
65.84 |
0.9756 |
-0.1428 |
229 |
1 |
65.84 |
2019-06-04 |
| 304. |
Hello, I'm Eugene Levy. And yes, I'm an actor. No, I said ca... |
65.81 |
0.9037 |
-0.0712 |
426 |
1 |
65.81 |
2020-03-01 |
| 305. |
Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious... |
65.71 |
0.9984 |
-0.1672 |
394 |
1 |
65.71 |
2020-08-18 |
| 306. |
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my d... |
65.64 |
0.9358 |
-0.1055 |
425 |
1 |
65.64 |
2020-03-14 |
| 307. |
There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all... |
65.50 |
0.8804 |
-0.0519 |
407 |
1 |
65.50 |
2020-03-11 |
| 308. |
It wasn't something that I thought about, but I knew that yo... |
65.31 |
1.0293 |
-0.2032 |
354 |
1 |
65.31 |
2019-06-04 |
| 309. |
You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense:... |
65.22 |
0.9649 |
-0.1399 |
174 |
1 |
65.22 |
2019-05-09 |
| 310. |
Perhaps it was an old flame he was in mourning for from the ... |
64.85 |
1.0474 |
-0.2271 |
170 |
1 |
64.85 |
2019-03-23 |
| 311. |
Well, I'm not Superman, that's for sure. And I'm not Batman,... |
64.64 |
0.8795 |
-0.0618 |
282 |
1 |
64.64 |
2020-08-18 |
| 312. |
The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn't want ... |
64.61 |
1.0319 |
-0.2146 |
215 |
1 |
64.61 |
2019-05-20 |
| 313. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
64.36 |
0.9653 |
-0.1512 |
394 |
1 |
64.36 |
2020-02-14 |
| 314. |
They got an apartment with deep pile carpet and a couple of ... |
64.18 |
0.9687 |
-0.1569 |
166 |
1 |
64.18 |
2019-06-04 |
| 315. |
There's a diary. Here's the last page. It's all over. The fi... |
63.88 |
0.9997 |
-0.1917 |
173 |
1 |
63.88 |
2019-05-14 |
| 316. |
A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple a... |
63.66 |
1.0045 |
-0.1992 |
167 |
1 |
63.66 |
2019-05-09 |
| 317. |
Play the victim all you want. But you and me? We know the tr... |
63.47 |
0.9645 |
-0.1616 |
240 |
1 |
63.47 |
2020-02-19 |
| 318. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
62.41 |
0.8975 |
-0.1080 |
268 |
1 |
62.41 |
2019-06-04 |
| 319. |
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange ... |
62.03 |
1.0100 |
-0.2254 |
268 |
1 |
62.03 |
2019-05-03 |
| 320. |
The number of servings per day that is right for you depends... |
61.97 |
0.9257 |
-0.1418 |
410 |
1 |
61.97 |
2019-06-04 |
| 321. |
I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies... |
61.93 |
1.0590 |
-0.2756 |
306 |
1 |
61.93 |
2019-05-21 |
| 322. |
My shadow is always with me. Sometimes ahead, sometimes behi... |
61.84 |
1.0069 |
-0.2247 |
145 |
1 |
61.84 |
2020-03-01 |
| 323. |
While on the set of Wrench, Tobias had snuck into the costum... |
61.66 |
0.9165 |
-0.1365 |
264 |
1 |
61.66 |
2019-05-09 |
| 324. |
Power isn't control at all - power is strength, and giving t... |
61.23 |
1.0286 |
-0.2541 |
263 |
1 |
61.23 |
2020-03-01 |
| 325. |
You held me down, but I got up, already brushing off the dus... |
61.09 |
1.0149 |
-0.2421 |
234 |
1 |
61.09 |
2019-05-09 |
| 326. |
That's because we're uncool. And while women will always be ... |
61.09 |
1.0201 |
-0.2473 |
249 |
1 |
61.09 |
2019-05-03 |
| 327. |
"Look at that," she whispered, and then after a moment: "I'd... |
60.71 |
0.8606 |
-0.0926 |
142 |
1 |
60.71 |
2019-05-23 |
| 328. |
Love is when you look into someone's eyes and suddenly you g... |
60.48 |
1.0243 |
-0.2593 |
405 |
1 |
60.48 |
2019-05-20 |
| 329. |
You'd think at a certain point all these atypical somethings... |
60.16 |
0.8954 |
-0.1344 |
97 |
1 |
60.16 |
2019-05-09 |
| 330. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
60.06 |
1.0365 |
-0.2768 |
162 |
1 |
60.06 |
2019-05-09 |
| 331. |
Some men dream of money, some men dream of love. My father d... |
59.83 |
0.9424 |
-0.1856 |
243 |
1 |
59.83 |
2019-06-04 |
| 332. |
The Flea House regulars were an eclectic mix of successful p... |
59.55 |
0.8151 |
-0.0618 |
168 |
1 |
59.55 |
2020-03-05 |
| 333. |
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read an... |
59.53 |
0.9819 |
-0.2289 |
326 |
1 |
59.53 |
2019-05-03 |
| 334. |
Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new invent... |
59.49 |
1.0288 |
-0.2763 |
269 |
1 |
59.49 |
2019-05-21 |
| 335. |
The latest wave of globalization strongly challenges the ins... |
59.43 |
0.9185 |
-0.1667 |
420 |
1 |
59.43 |
2020-03-29 |
| 336. |
The Mona Lisa has been stolen and vandalized on a number of ... |
59.31 |
0.8942 |
-0.1440 |
173 |
1 |
59.31 |
2020-10-08 |
| 337. |
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered m... |
59.11 |
0.9105 |
-0.1628 |
161 |
1 |
59.11 |
2019-06-04 |
| 338. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
58.79 |
1.0177 |
-0.2740 |
392 |
1 |
58.79 |
2019-05-21 |
| 339. |
Now there are all kinds of ideas that would be fun to believ... |
58.72 |
0.9102 |
-0.1674 |
309 |
1 |
58.72 |
2019-05-03 |
| 340. |
There is no reason to adjust the long-standing advice of the... |
58.71 |
0.8946 |
-0.1519 |
187 |
1 |
58.71 |
2019-06-04 |
| 341. |
Leaves from the vine. Falling so slow. Like fragile, tiny sh... |
58.60 |
0.9200 |
-0.1787 |
167 |
1 |
58.60 |
2019-05-23 |
| 342. |
Homeless to Forbes List, these people bring no stress. I fee... |
58.56 |
0.9457 |
-0.2049 |
199 |
1 |
58.56 |
2019-05-03 |
| 343. |
They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one wh... |
58.30 |
0.9472 |
-0.2097 |
299 |
1 |
58.30 |
2019-05-09 |
| 344. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
58.20 |
1.0169 |
-0.2807 |
346 |
1 |
58.20 |
2019-05-09 |
| 345. |
Hey, Alex - you know the really great thing about television... |
57.71 |
0.9429 |
-0.2129 |
167 |
1 |
57.71 |
2019-05-03 |
| 346. |
Teddy told me that in Greek, "nostalgia" literally means the... |
57.63 |
0.9594 |
-0.2304 |
451 |
1 |
57.63 |
2019-05-21 |
| 347. |
Ah-ha! There's the problem: Too many toasters! You know what... |
57.44 |
0.7597 |
-0.0331 |
98 |
1 |
57.44 |
2020-03-05 |
| 348. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
56.76 |
0.8878 |
-0.1698 |
346 |
1 |
56.76 |
2019-06-04 |
| 349. |
Peter Bailey was not a businessman. That's what killed him. ... |
56.66 |
0.9284 |
-0.2117 |
210 |
1 |
56.66 |
2019-03-23 |
| 350. |
We have a straight shot into the fusion reactor. We need a c... |
56.50 |
0.9291 |
-0.2144 |
303 |
1 |
56.50 |
2019-05-03 |
| 351. |
Neal was a felon. He was convicted on bond forgery. And as y... |
55.94 |
0.9350 |
-0.2274 |
311 |
1 |
55.94 |
2019-03-23 |
| 352. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
55.64 |
0.8595 |
-0.1557 |
242 |
1 |
55.64 |
2019-05-09 |
| 353. |
We all crave for love, for it can lift us to the stars; equa... |
55.49 |
0.9784 |
-0.2765 |
397 |
1 |
55.49 |
2019-03-23 |
| 354. |
I suffered no pain, my hunger had taken the edge off; instea... |
55.21 |
0.9554 |
-0.2570 |
496 |
1 |
55.21 |
2020-08-17 |
| 355. |
Look, everything we're putting into that box becomes ungroun... |
54.55 |
0.9199 |
-0.2299 |
364 |
1 |
54.55 |
2019-05-03 |
| 356. |
Big wheels keep on turning. Carry me home to see my kin. Sin... |
54.31 |
0.8680 |
-0.1810 |
146 |
1 |
54.31 |
2019-05-09 |
| 357. |
During the twenties, when Prohibition was at its height, vas... |
54.14 |
0.8712 |
-0.1864 |
313 |
1 |
54.14 |
2019-05-09 |
| 358. |
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris high heels, somethin' ... |
53.83 |
0.8411 |
-0.1602 |
260 |
1 |
53.83 |
2019-05-23 |
| 359. |
I placed my revolver, cocked, upon the top of the wooden cas... |
53.06 |
0.9720 |
-0.3008 |
514 |
1 |
53.06 |
2019-05-09 |
| 360. |
The ancient Oracle said that I was the wisest of all the Gre... |
52.37 |
0.9713 |
-0.3088 |
132 |
1 |
52.37 |
2019-05-09 |
| 361. |
When energy is poured into a system, and the system dissipat... |
51.95 |
0.8824 |
-0.2253 |
497 |
1 |
51.95 |
2019-05-14 |
| 362. |
You know I'm terminally awkward and I have a face like a lit... |
51.19 |
0.9122 |
-0.2647 |
267 |
1 |
51.19 |
2019-03-23 |
| 363. |
If you knew how to run a business he'd still have a job and ... |
49.94 |
0.9478 |
-0.3161 |
210 |
1 |
49.94 |
2019-05-24 |
| 364. |
Although reflection mapping can be used to produce a number ... |
48.00 |
0.9815 |
-0.3743 |
300 |
1 |
48.00 |
2019-03-01 |
| 365. |
I been doin' this a long time. I ain't never said nothin' to... |
47.94 |
1.0129 |
-0.4065 |
68 |
1 |
47.94 |
2019-03-23 |
| 366. |
Red rover, red rover, let the terrorists come over! |
47.80 |
0.8621 |
-0.2575 |
51 |
1 |
47.80 |
2019-06-04 |
| 367. |
That's the engineer of the Excess Express. Talk about a drea... |
32.95 |
0.9065 |
-0.4897 |
235 |
1 |
32.95 |
2019-05-03 |
| 368. |
We give it away with nothing left to lose. Got the strongest... |
30.06 |
1.0380 |
-0.6578 |
195 |
1 |
30.06 |
2021-02-11 |
| 369. |
I've made something of myself, I have the keys to the capito... |
29.41 |
0.9090 |
-0.5370 |
112 |
1 |
29.41 |
2020-03-29 |