| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
127.28 |
1.0800 |
0.1550 |
129 |
2 |
116.02 |
2013-07-18 |
| 2. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
124.51 |
1.0881 |
0.1200 |
210 |
2 |
109.75 |
2014-11-05 |
| 3. |
It's so easy to hate your brother, it should be hard. It's s... |
123.43 |
1.0556 |
0.1420 |
205 |
1 |
123.43 |
2023-03-30 |
| 4. |
I do not see it. It is interesting that people try to find m... |
120.83 |
1.0572 |
0.1152 |
275 |
1 |
120.83 |
2023-03-30 |
| 5. |
There are too many things we do not wish to know about ourse... |
120.37 |
1.0265 |
0.1414 |
166 |
1 |
120.37 |
2021-10-25 |
| 6. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
119.72 |
0.9503 |
0.2113 |
211 |
1 |
119.72 |
2013-06-24 |
| 7. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
119.18 |
1.0743 |
0.0821 |
297 |
1 |
119.18 |
2013-07-11 |
| 8. |
Looking back, I saw that for my whole conscious life I had n... |
118.79 |
1.0506 |
0.1020 |
287 |
1 |
118.79 |
2021-12-13 |
| 9. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
117.59 |
1.0836 |
0.0573 |
206 |
1 |
117.59 |
2014-11-05 |
| 10. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
115.36 |
1.0234 |
0.0959 |
392 |
1 |
115.36 |
2013-12-23 |
| 11. |
As my bones grew they did hurt. They hurt really bad. I trie... |
114.67 |
1.0694 |
0.0432 |
223 |
1 |
114.67 |
2017-11-26 |
| 12. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
114.44 |
1.0567 |
0.0537 |
314 |
1 |
114.44 |
2013-06-29 |
| 13. |
Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on ac... |
114.31 |
1.0592 |
0.0499 |
190 |
1 |
114.31 |
2023-03-30 |
| 14. |
I have been second to Jo my whole life, in everything. And I... |
114.09 |
1.0774 |
0.0296 |
203 |
1 |
114.09 |
2021-10-25 |
| 15. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
113.83 |
1.1062 |
-0.0017 |
200 |
1 |
113.83 |
2013-06-29 |
| 16. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
113.31 |
1.0057 |
0.0937 |
382 |
1 |
113.31 |
2016-03-27 |
| 17. |
Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going i... |
113.18 |
1.0444 |
0.0538 |
487 |
1 |
113.18 |
2013-07-01 |
| 18. |
Sometimes you concentrate more on racing the cars around you... |
112.55 |
1.0791 |
0.0129 |
365 |
1 |
112.55 |
2013-07-11 |
| 19. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
112.40 |
1.1086 |
-0.0180 |
233 |
1 |
112.40 |
2013-07-11 |
| 20. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
112.26 |
1.0346 |
0.0546 |
326 |
1 |
112.26 |
2014-11-05 |
| 21. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
112.24 |
1.0315 |
0.0575 |
193 |
1 |
112.24 |
2013-07-18 |
| 22. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
111.80 |
1.0350 |
0.0498 |
416 |
1 |
111.80 |
2013-07-11 |
| 23. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
111.37 |
1.0411 |
0.0395 |
341 |
1 |
111.37 |
2013-06-20 |
| 24. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
111.07 |
1.0857 |
-0.0080 |
393 |
1 |
111.07 |
2013-06-23 |
| 25. |
We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who b... |
110.97 |
1.0067 |
0.0700 |
157 |
1 |
110.97 |
2021-12-13 |
| 26. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
110.81 |
1.0334 |
0.0418 |
261 |
2 |
105.40 |
2014-01-19 |
| 27. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
110.58 |
1.0471 |
0.0258 |
406 |
1 |
110.58 |
2013-06-23 |
| 28. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
110.49 |
1.0524 |
0.0197 |
177 |
1 |
110.49 |
2014-11-05 |
| 29. |
To wash down your chicken nuggets with virtually any soft dr... |
110.03 |
0.9564 |
0.1112 |
263 |
2 |
109.38 |
2023-03-30 |
| 30. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
109.98 |
1.0487 |
0.0184 |
253 |
1 |
109.98 |
2013-07-16 |
| 31. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
109.95 |
1.0189 |
0.0479 |
290 |
1 |
109.95 |
2013-07-16 |
| 32. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
109.83 |
1.0665 |
-0.0008 |
210 |
1 |
109.83 |
2016-03-27 |
| 33. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
109.72 |
1.0562 |
0.0084 |
360 |
1 |
109.72 |
2013-06-20 |
| 34. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
109.47 |
1.0600 |
0.0022 |
351 |
1 |
109.47 |
2014-11-05 |
| 35. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
108.62 |
0.9957 |
0.0582 |
323 |
1 |
108.62 |
2013-07-18 |
| 36. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
108.46 |
1.0800 |
-0.0276 |
213 |
1 |
108.46 |
2013-07-16 |
| 37. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
108.33 |
0.9339 |
0.1172 |
317 |
1 |
108.33 |
2013-07-16 |
| 38. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
107.15 |
0.9145 |
0.1251 |
404 |
1 |
107.15 |
2021-12-13 |
| 39. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
107.00 |
0.9704 |
0.0678 |
254 |
1 |
107.00 |
2013-07-11 |
| 40. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
105.86 |
0.9842 |
0.0429 |
335 |
1 |
105.86 |
2014-11-05 |
| 41. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
105.51 |
1.0370 |
-0.0133 |
262 |
1 |
105.51 |
2013-06-23 |
| 42. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
105.10 |
1.0033 |
0.0165 |
203 |
1 |
105.10 |
2014-11-05 |
| 43. |
Grits and fried chicken won't disappear, but perhaps future ... |
105.00 |
0.8936 |
0.1252 |
135 |
1 |
105.00 |
2017-11-26 |
| 44. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
104.65 |
0.9915 |
0.0239 |
281 |
1 |
104.65 |
2013-06-23 |
| 45. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
104.49 |
1.0067 |
0.0071 |
422 |
1 |
104.49 |
2013-06-23 |
| 46. |
In the late 1960s, a growing number of people became concern... |
103.72 |
0.9404 |
0.0660 |
383 |
1 |
103.72 |
2014-11-05 |
| 47. |
We may never know who killed Paige. But this isn't about you... |
103.13 |
1.0233 |
-0.0227 |
447 |
1 |
103.13 |
2024-05-12 |
| 48. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
102.82 |
1.0103 |
-0.0127 |
209 |
1 |
102.82 |
2013-06-29 |
| 49. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
102.36 |
0.9957 |
-0.0025 |
323 |
1 |
102.36 |
2013-06-29 |
| 50. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
101.97 |
0.9974 |
-0.0080 |
163 |
1 |
101.97 |
2013-07-16 |
| 51. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
101.96 |
1.0736 |
-0.0843 |
256 |
1 |
101.96 |
2013-07-18 |
| 52. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
101.95 |
1.0028 |
-0.0136 |
259 |
1 |
101.95 |
2013-07-11 |
| 53. |
They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... |
101.73 |
0.9824 |
0.0047 |
352 |
1 |
101.73 |
2013-06-23 |
| 54. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
101.51 |
0.9561 |
0.0288 |
364 |
1 |
101.51 |
2013-06-20 |
| 55. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
101.47 |
0.9849 |
-0.0004 |
337 |
1 |
101.47 |
2013-06-20 |
| 56. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
100.76 |
0.9948 |
-0.0172 |
233 |
1 |
100.76 |
2014-11-05 |
| 57. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
100.18 |
0.9538 |
0.0182 |
276 |
1 |
100.18 |
2013-07-11 |
| 58. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
100.10 |
0.9864 |
-0.0152 |
292 |
1 |
100.10 |
2013-06-20 |
| 59. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
99.88 |
1.0399 |
-0.0708 |
257 |
1 |
99.88 |
2016-01-16 |
| 60. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
99.59 |
0.9935 |
-0.0272 |
217 |
1 |
99.59 |
2014-11-05 |
| 61. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
98.82 |
0.9523 |
0.0065 |
576 |
1 |
98.82 |
2013-07-11 |
| 62. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
98.77 |
0.9402 |
0.0181 |
310 |
1 |
98.77 |
2013-07-11 |
| 63. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
98.27 |
0.9681 |
-0.0146 |
392 |
1 |
98.27 |
2016-03-27 |
| 64. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
98.15 |
0.9851 |
-0.0328 |
237 |
1 |
98.15 |
2013-07-11 |
| 65. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
97.79 |
0.9392 |
0.0096 |
360 |
1 |
97.79 |
2013-12-23 |
| 66. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
97.53 |
0.9928 |
-0.0465 |
293 |
1 |
97.53 |
2013-06-24 |
| 67. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
97.17 |
1.0063 |
-0.0635 |
293 |
1 |
97.17 |
2013-07-18 |
| 68. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
96.44 |
0.9996 |
-0.0639 |
483 |
1 |
96.44 |
2013-06-29 |
| 69. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
95.88 |
0.8955 |
0.0348 |
436 |
1 |
95.88 |
2014-11-05 |
| 70. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
94.93 |
1.0759 |
-0.1548 |
273 |
1 |
94.93 |
2013-06-20 |
| 71. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
94.76 |
0.9726 |
-0.0532 |
396 |
1 |
94.76 |
2014-11-05 |
| 72. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
94.46 |
1.0492 |
-0.1327 |
284 |
1 |
94.46 |
2013-07-18 |
| 73. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
93.72 |
0.9228 |
-0.0135 |
305 |
1 |
93.72 |
2013-07-16 |
| 74. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
93.31 |
0.9952 |
-0.0898 |
220 |
1 |
93.31 |
2013-06-29 |
| 75. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
93.29 |
1.0426 |
-0.1374 |
131 |
2 |
92.87 |
2013-07-21 |
| 76. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
92.30 |
1.0511 |
-0.1555 |
252 |
1 |
92.30 |
2014-11-05 |
| 77. |
What else do I get with it? - You get a gold-plated Rolls Ro... |
91.92 |
0.9028 |
-0.0109 |
446 |
1 |
91.92 |
2016-03-28 |
| 78. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
91.79 |
0.9403 |
-0.0497 |
307 |
1 |
91.79 |
2013-07-16 |
| 79. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
91.25 |
1.0018 |
-0.1164 |
246 |
1 |
91.25 |
2013-06-23 |
| 80. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
91.07 |
0.9927 |
-0.1091 |
234 |
1 |
91.07 |
2013-07-16 |
| 81. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
90.48 |
0.9632 |
-0.0853 |
287 |
1 |
90.48 |
2014-11-05 |
| 82. |
Danger is a topic you're often asked about as a sprinter. Th... |
90.24 |
0.9591 |
-0.0835 |
428 |
1 |
90.24 |
2016-03-27 |
| 83. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
90.21 |
0.9012 |
-0.0259 |
322 |
1 |
90.21 |
2013-06-29 |
| 84. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
89.84 |
0.8721 |
-0.0004 |
231 |
1 |
89.84 |
2013-07-18 |
| 85. |
Aztec rule was based upon a system of tribute and fear over ... |
89.47 |
0.9309 |
-0.0628 |
376 |
1 |
89.47 |
2016-03-28 |
| 86. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
89.26 |
1.0095 |
-0.1434 |
211 |
1 |
89.26 |
2013-07-16 |
| 87. |
Many wines have more than 14 percent alcohol because the win... |
88.17 |
0.9545 |
-0.0990 |
412 |
1 |
88.17 |
2013-07-11 |
| 88. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
86.50 |
0.8964 |
-0.0571 |
199 |
2 |
86.39 |
2013-07-18 |
| 89. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
86.31 |
0.9377 |
-0.1003 |
198 |
1 |
86.31 |
2013-07-11 |
| 90. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
85.22 |
0.8437 |
-0.0168 |
268 |
1 |
85.22 |
2014-11-05 |
| 91. |
I cannot define what I mean by 'intuition'. It is simply wha... |
84.81 |
0.9079 |
-0.0850 |
305 |
1 |
84.81 |
2017-11-26 |
| 92. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
83.33 |
0.9330 |
-0.1245 |
341 |
1 |
83.33 |
2013-06-29 |
| 93. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
77.00 |
1.0617 |
-0.3146 |
171 |
1 |
77.00 |
2013-07-18 |