| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
When I ask him if quiz bowl has helped him in other areas of... |
92.97 |
1.0493 |
0.1882 |
150 |
1 |
92.97 |
2021-03-04 |
| 2. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
91.54 |
1.0644 |
0.2031 |
257 |
3 |
82.43 |
2021-03-04 |
| 3. |
The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: f... |
90.98 |
1.0498 |
0.1619 |
155 |
1 |
90.98 |
2021-03-04 |
| 4. |
Think of all the roads, think of all their crossings. Taking... |
89.65 |
1.0623 |
0.1373 |
200 |
1 |
89.65 |
2021-03-04 |
| 5. |
Patience, he thought. So much of this was patience - waiting... |
89.50 |
1.0665 |
0.1379 |
168 |
1 |
89.50 |
2021-02-25 |
| 6. |
I swear, there is nothing in the world my mother is better a... |
89.37 |
1.1022 |
0.0861 |
164 |
1 |
89.37 |
2021-03-04 |
| 7. |
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more... |
89.00 |
1.0448 |
0.1375 |
182 |
1 |
89.00 |
2021-03-02 |
| 8. |
I want to leave my footprints in the sands of time. Know the... |
88.15 |
1.1101 |
0.0786 |
235 |
1 |
88.15 |
2021-03-25 |
| 9. |
You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but y... |
88.13 |
1.1478 |
0.0359 |
97 |
1 |
88.13 |
2021-03-11 |
| 10. |
It became very clear to me sitting out there today that ever... |
87.89 |
1.0528 |
0.1290 |
290 |
1 |
87.89 |
2021-02-26 |
| 11. |
And high above, depicted in a tower, sat Conquest, robed in ... |
87.15 |
0.9399 |
0.2341 |
163 |
1 |
87.15 |
2021-03-25 |
| 12. |
When you meet the right person, you know it. You can't stop ... |
86.97 |
1.1096 |
0.0595 |
220 |
1 |
86.97 |
2021-02-26 |
| 13. |
The single most important thing you can do to achieve financ... |
86.18 |
1.0205 |
0.1276 |
148 |
1 |
86.18 |
2022-01-14 |
| 14. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
85.99 |
1.0368 |
0.1186 |
276 |
1 |
85.99 |
2021-03-01 |
| 15. |
It's sad to say that kids unaccepted by their peers really n... |
85.51 |
1.0870 |
0.0577 |
126 |
1 |
85.51 |
2021-03-25 |
| 16. |
On the day that you were born the angels got together and de... |
84.68 |
1.0582 |
0.0807 |
179 |
1 |
84.68 |
2021-03-01 |
| 17. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
84.56 |
1.0214 |
0.1129 |
166 |
1 |
84.56 |
2021-03-25 |
| 18. |
You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things. ... |
84.25 |
1.0428 |
0.0873 |
215 |
1 |
84.25 |
2021-03-01 |
| 19. |
There was never any more inception than there is now, nor an... |
84.13 |
1.1551 |
-0.0237 |
202 |
1 |
84.13 |
2021-02-25 |
| 20. |
I believe that for every one of these anxious, anguished peo... |
84.06 |
1.0306 |
0.1015 |
314 |
1 |
84.06 |
2021-03-04 |
| 21. |
And when he came to the place where the wild things are, the... |
83.14 |
1.0250 |
0.0899 |
414 |
1 |
83.14 |
2021-03-04 |
| 22. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
83.09 |
1.0709 |
0.0791 |
392 |
1 |
83.09 |
2021-03-01 |
| 23. |
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderely again. It seemed to ... |
82.70 |
1.0315 |
0.0769 |
377 |
1 |
82.70 |
2021-02-26 |
| 24. |
They don't know our world but they know their own. |
82.61 |
1.1002 |
0.0027 |
50 |
1 |
82.61 |
2021-03-04 |
| 25. |
On the contrary, it may happen that the atoms are launched i... |
82.58 |
1.0193 |
0.0908 |
388 |
1 |
82.58 |
2021-03-04 |
| 26. |
You know no one and no one knows you, and at the same time y... |
82.47 |
1.1023 |
0.0037 |
169 |
1 |
82.47 |
2021-03-10 |
| 27. |
There are but two types of men who desire war: those who hav... |
82.40 |
1.0679 |
0.0432 |
256 |
1 |
82.40 |
2021-03-04 |
| 28. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
82.30 |
1.0677 |
0.0692 |
284 |
1 |
82.30 |
2021-03-01 |
| 29. |
On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, ... |
82.25 |
1.0368 |
0.0499 |
154 |
1 |
82.25 |
2021-02-26 |
| 30. |
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How ... |
82.22 |
1.0189 |
0.0888 |
198 |
1 |
82.22 |
2021-03-25 |
| 31. |
Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are... |
82.03 |
1.0286 |
0.0753 |
216 |
1 |
82.03 |
2021-03-01 |
| 32. |
On recovering my senses, I hastened to quit a place where I ... |
81.30 |
1.0112 |
0.0793 |
226 |
1 |
81.30 |
2021-03-04 |
| 33. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
81.27 |
1.0201 |
0.0688 |
172 |
1 |
81.27 |
2022-01-14 |
| 34. |
It seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that la... |
80.96 |
1.0884 |
-0.0002 |
360 |
1 |
80.96 |
2021-03-04 |
| 35. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
80.81 |
1.0666 |
0.0179 |
297 |
1 |
80.81 |
2021-03-04 |
| 36. |
Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no un... |
80.64 |
0.9626 |
0.1251 |
364 |
1 |
80.64 |
2021-03-01 |
| 37. |
He's not afraid of losing. He's afraid of losing your love. ... |
80.45 |
0.9943 |
0.0853 |
163 |
1 |
80.45 |
2021-03-01 |
| 38. |
Social scientists sometimes talk about the concept of "ident... |
80.33 |
1.0663 |
0.0127 |
222 |
1 |
80.33 |
2021-02-24 |
| 39. |
There is no reason to adjust the long-standing advice of the... |
80.20 |
0.8946 |
0.1678 |
187 |
1 |
80.20 |
2021-03-01 |
| 40. |
The sun lay on the grass and warmed it, and in the shade und... |
79.92 |
1.0248 |
0.0495 |
284 |
2 |
76.61 |
2021-03-04 |
| 41. |
And it says to you love when you can, cry when you have to, ... |
79.89 |
1.0595 |
0.0140 |
177 |
1 |
79.89 |
2021-02-24 |
| 42. |
Power isn't control at all - power is strength, and giving t... |
79.84 |
1.0286 |
0.0419 |
263 |
1 |
79.84 |
2021-03-25 |
| 43. |
Most of the people in the industry were young because the gu... |
79.82 |
1.0371 |
0.0223 |
157 |
1 |
79.82 |
2021-03-04 |
| 44. |
And so their end began. They thought us the final frontier, ... |
79.76 |
1.0717 |
-0.0059 |
296 |
1 |
79.76 |
2021-03-11 |
| 45. |
How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without... |
79.21 |
1.0921 |
-0.0290 |
164 |
1 |
79.21 |
2021-02-26 |
| 46. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
79.16 |
0.9965 |
0.0667 |
310 |
1 |
79.16 |
2021-03-25 |
| 47. |
I don't feel like that now. I feel that as long as the Shire... |
79.09 |
1.0503 |
0.0080 |
229 |
1 |
79.09 |
2021-03-03 |
| 48. |
There were those of us who fought against this. But in the e... |
79.06 |
1.0331 |
0.0308 |
483 |
1 |
79.06 |
2021-03-25 |
| 49. |
Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new invent... |
79.04 |
1.0288 |
0.0348 |
269 |
1 |
79.04 |
2021-03-04 |
| 50. |
Listen well, we are different than regular people because we... |
78.92 |
1.0335 |
0.0417 |
507 |
1 |
78.92 |
2021-02-26 |
| 51. |
Everyone's counting on me to cheer them up and give them lot... |
78.84 |
1.0231 |
0.0213 |
177 |
1 |
78.84 |
2021-03-01 |
| 52. |
But what many people who have never formed a corporation don... |
78.64 |
1.0795 |
0.0246 |
323 |
1 |
78.64 |
2021-02-25 |
| 53. |
There are moments that define a person's whole life. Moments... |
78.59 |
1.0167 |
0.0324 |
409 |
1 |
78.59 |
2021-02-26 |
| 54. |
The problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste. They ... |
78.46 |
1.0111 |
0.0311 |
173 |
2 |
77.19 |
2021-02-26 |
| 55. |
If the aliens came down today, what would they think, what w... |
78.34 |
1.0435 |
-0.0010 |
248 |
1 |
78.34 |
2021-02-26 |
| 56. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
78.30 |
1.0454 |
0.0050 |
255 |
1 |
78.30 |
2021-03-04 |
| 57. |
Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn a... |
78.23 |
1.0373 |
0.0209 |
541 |
1 |
78.23 |
2021-03-01 |
| 58. |
Stars, in your multitudes - scarce to be counted, filling th... |
78.10 |
1.0345 |
0.0132 |
295 |
1 |
78.10 |
2021-02-23 |
| 59. |
I can and do say that nothing human beings have ever before ... |
78.00 |
1.0296 |
0.0222 |
306 |
2 |
74.17 |
2021-03-25 |
| 60. |
He is here, actually he was here! He's just nipped out to go... |
77.99 |
1.0273 |
0.0172 |
256 |
1 |
77.99 |
2021-03-01 |
| 61. |
Night was a very different matter. It was dense, thicker tha... |
77.97 |
1.0365 |
0.0080 |
239 |
2 |
76.46 |
2021-03-01 |
| 62. |
Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to... |
77.96 |
1.0441 |
0.0006 |
261 |
1 |
77.96 |
2021-03-01 |
| 63. |
If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe... |
77.82 |
1.0112 |
0.0299 |
293 |
1 |
77.82 |
2021-03-25 |
| 64. |
Some things you just can't explain. You don't even try. You ... |
77.80 |
1.0087 |
0.0309 |
206 |
1 |
77.80 |
2021-02-26 |
| 65. |
A pretty girl is like a melody that haunts you night and day... |
77.76 |
1.0240 |
0.0178 |
317 |
1 |
77.76 |
2021-03-04 |
| 66. |
They live meaningless lives. They waste their precious days ... |
77.73 |
1.0162 |
0.0219 |
372 |
1 |
77.73 |
2021-03-01 |
| 67. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
77.36 |
1.0320 |
0.0462 |
293 |
1 |
77.36 |
2021-03-01 |
| 68. |
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she'... |
77.32 |
1.0592 |
-0.0219 |
192 |
1 |
77.32 |
2021-03-01 |
| 69. |
You know that death is the most beautiful part of life, righ... |
77.24 |
1.0162 |
0.0158 |
325 |
1 |
77.24 |
2021-03-25 |
| 70. |
For as long as a single man is forced to cower under the iro... |
77.12 |
1.0530 |
-0.0217 |
193 |
1 |
77.12 |
2021-03-10 |
| 71. |
I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school... |
77.07 |
1.0660 |
-0.0316 |
185 |
1 |
77.07 |
2021-03-01 |
| 72. |
She belonged to a different age, but being so entire, so com... |
77.05 |
0.9981 |
0.0415 |
252 |
1 |
77.05 |
2021-03-25 |
| 73. |
What could there be about a shadow that was so terrible that... |
77.04 |
1.0512 |
-0.0116 |
259 |
1 |
77.04 |
2021-03-04 |
| 74. |
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever s... |
77.00 |
1.0972 |
-0.0584 |
239 |
1 |
77.00 |
2021-02-26 |
| 75. |
Even a child that receives one bit of praise has the ability... |
77.00 |
1.0247 |
0.0073 |
344 |
1 |
77.00 |
2021-02-26 |
| 76. |
All right I think we've been down here in the dark long enou... |
76.99 |
1.0195 |
0.0109 |
313 |
1 |
76.99 |
2021-02-26 |
| 77. |
When for years you wake up to having to win every battle eve... |
76.99 |
1.0764 |
-0.0461 |
219 |
1 |
76.99 |
2021-03-04 |
| 78. |
It led me by the hand, as if to fill the niches in the memor... |
76.95 |
1.0326 |
0.0018 |
241 |
1 |
76.95 |
2021-02-24 |
| 79. |
Are you, are you coming to the tree? Where they strung up a ... |
76.94 |
1.0452 |
-0.0122 |
193 |
1 |
76.94 |
2021-03-01 |
| 80. |
The highlander seemed to float through life very much the sa... |
76.92 |
1.0620 |
-0.0329 |
141 |
1 |
76.92 |
2021-02-26 |
| 81. |
It wasn't something that I thought about, but I knew that yo... |
76.90 |
1.0293 |
0.0013 |
354 |
1 |
76.90 |
2021-03-04 |
| 82. |
It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead... |
76.90 |
1.0560 |
-0.0237 |
279 |
1 |
76.90 |
2021-03-04 |
| 83. |
We give it away with nothing left to lose. Got the strongest... |
76.82 |
1.0380 |
-0.0061 |
195 |
1 |
76.82 |
2021-02-23 |
| 84. |
Just as there are painters and musicians among the poets, so... |
76.71 |
1.0210 |
0.0102 |
244 |
1 |
76.71 |
2021-03-25 |
| 85. |
For children love is a feeling; for adults, it is a decision... |
76.66 |
1.0553 |
-0.0261 |
204 |
1 |
76.66 |
2021-02-23 |
| 86. |
Sometimes, when you meet a new operative, it's a good idea t... |
76.64 |
1.0322 |
-0.0045 |
310 |
1 |
76.64 |
2021-03-30 |
| 87. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
76.42 |
1.0125 |
0.0114 |
224 |
1 |
76.42 |
2022-01-14 |
| 88. |
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz, between ... |
76.42 |
1.0457 |
-0.0170 |
315 |
2 |
73.20 |
2021-03-01 |
| 89. |
Every time people try to punish the rich, the rich don't sim... |
76.33 |
1.0150 |
0.0523 |
411 |
1 |
76.33 |
2021-02-26 |
| 90. |
George, I am an old man and most people hate me. But I don't... |
76.28 |
1.0311 |
-0.0078 |
371 |
1 |
76.28 |
2021-03-04 |
| 91. |
As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... |
76.20 |
1.0438 |
-0.0198 |
198 |
1 |
76.20 |
2021-02-24 |
| 92. |
She finished her letter, wondering whether she had said enou... |
76.05 |
1.0213 |
0.0011 |
545 |
1 |
76.05 |
2021-03-04 |
| 93. |
I took up my vocation, I was called by my nation. Without he... |
75.96 |
0.9852 |
0.0357 |
188 |
2 |
73.42 |
2021-03-25 |
| 94. |
It's the questions we can't answer that teach us the most. T... |
75.94 |
1.0460 |
-0.0287 |
206 |
1 |
75.94 |
2021-03-04 |
| 95. |
We've learned that the balance of nutrients in cow's milk do... |
75.92 |
1.0093 |
0.0161 |
396 |
1 |
75.92 |
2021-02-26 |
| 96. |
I'd discovered, after a lot of extreme apprehension about wh... |
75.91 |
1.0711 |
-0.0102 |
344 |
1 |
75.91 |
2021-03-25 |
| 97. |
I'm not like them but I can pretend. The sun is gone but I h... |
75.75 |
0.9977 |
0.0167 |
168 |
2 |
71.40 |
2021-03-01 |
| 98. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
75.69 |
0.9897 |
0.0257 |
274 |
1 |
75.69 |
2021-02-25 |
| 99. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
75.68 |
0.9649 |
0.0509 |
193 |
1 |
75.68 |
2021-02-26 |
| 100. |
Then suddenly the humour of the situation came into my mind:... |
75.66 |
1.0326 |
-0.0369 |
191 |
1 |
75.66 |
2021-02-25 |
| 101. |
I've got a cupboard with cans of food, filtered water, and p... |
75.60 |
0.9724 |
0.0106 |
122 |
1 |
75.60 |
2021-03-04 |
| 102. |
I mean that tonight you've made me ashamed of every concept ... |
75.60 |
1.0311 |
-0.0149 |
317 |
1 |
75.60 |
2021-03-04 |
| 103. |
Where do you think you're going? Because I don't think you'r... |
75.59 |
1.0822 |
-0.0727 |
97 |
1 |
75.59 |
2021-02-25 |
| 104. |
As he watches through the door, his smile pulls in more and ... |
75.48 |
1.0332 |
-0.0216 |
263 |
1 |
75.48 |
2021-02-23 |
| 105. |
I wanna be inside your heaven. Take me to the place you cry ... |
75.44 |
1.0467 |
-0.0320 |
216 |
1 |
75.44 |
2021-02-26 |
| 106. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
75.41 |
1.0419 |
-0.0312 |
261 |
2 |
73.16 |
2021-02-24 |
| 107. |
Every time that I think I'm alone, and I can't find a word o... |
75.28 |
1.1034 |
-0.0885 |
292 |
1 |
75.28 |
2021-03-04 |
| 108. |
Neal, the board is deciding whether to release you from your... |
75.27 |
1.0124 |
-0.0022 |
194 |
1 |
75.27 |
2021-03-25 |
| 109. |
If all these dreams might find their way into my day to day ... |
75.22 |
1.0764 |
-0.0689 |
177 |
1 |
75.22 |
2021-02-25 |
| 110. |
Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Family... |
75.10 |
0.9857 |
0.0079 |
157 |
1 |
75.10 |
2021-03-04 |
| 111. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
75.07 |
1.0120 |
-0.0039 |
290 |
1 |
75.07 |
2021-02-26 |
| 112. |
I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself q... |
74.99 |
0.9875 |
0.0247 |
275 |
1 |
74.99 |
2021-03-04 |
| 113. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
74.94 |
1.0391 |
-0.0301 |
358 |
1 |
74.94 |
2021-02-24 |
| 114. |
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of ... |
74.93 |
1.0530 |
-0.0516 |
302 |
1 |
74.93 |
2021-02-23 |
| 115. |
I wrote about how last weekend my parents and I waited in li... |
74.91 |
1.0233 |
-0.0387 |
178 |
1 |
74.91 |
2021-03-04 |
| 116. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
74.79 |
1.0289 |
-0.0234 |
276 |
1 |
74.79 |
2021-02-24 |
| 117. |
Esteban stood at the front of the room, staring at the page.... |
74.75 |
1.0518 |
-0.0489 |
327 |
1 |
74.75 |
2021-02-26 |
| 118. |
But sometimes illumination comes to our rescue at the very m... |
74.73 |
1.0318 |
-0.0259 |
297 |
1 |
74.73 |
2021-02-24 |
| 119. |
Because you're like a story that hasn't happened yet. Becaus... |
74.69 |
1.0419 |
-0.0598 |
141 |
1 |
74.69 |
2021-02-26 |
| 120. |
You're horrible. You make up this story about demons talking... |
74.58 |
1.0574 |
-0.0734 |
148 |
1 |
74.58 |
2021-03-04 |
| 121. |
The simple fact is that if you don't enjoy what you're doing... |
74.54 |
1.0346 |
-0.0330 |
276 |
1 |
74.54 |
2021-03-01 |
| 122. |
I know you didn't do this. You're a good boy. But I want you... |
74.47 |
1.0412 |
-0.0427 |
384 |
1 |
74.47 |
2021-02-26 |
| 123. |
I think she wanted you, of all people, to know the truth. Sh... |
74.40 |
1.0179 |
-0.0235 |
491 |
1 |
74.40 |
2021-03-11 |
| 124. |
Now the scandal and the light are to be distributed differen... |
74.25 |
0.9838 |
0.0163 |
426 |
1 |
74.25 |
2021-03-25 |
| 125. |
Our minds are born festering with sin. Some are so blighted,... |
74.23 |
1.0482 |
-0.0483 |
268 |
2 |
73.59 |
2021-02-26 |
| 126. |
When you type faster than usual, it forces you to start look... |
74.05 |
1.0540 |
-0.0558 |
489 |
1 |
74.05 |
2021-02-26 |
| 127. |
I never got to bat in the major leagues. I'd have liked to h... |
74.00 |
1.0298 |
-0.0364 |
259 |
1 |
74.00 |
2021-03-04 |
| 128. |
Hanging by threads of palest silver, I could have stayed tha... |
74.00 |
1.0282 |
-0.0305 |
226 |
1 |
74.00 |
2021-02-24 |
| 129. |
If actions speak louder than words I'm the most deafening no... |
73.86 |
0.9974 |
-0.0305 |
145 |
1 |
73.86 |
2021-02-24 |
| 130. |
People are made of stories. Our memories are not the imparti... |
73.85 |
0.9901 |
-0.0262 |
169 |
1 |
73.85 |
2021-02-26 |
| 131. |
And I taught myself how to forget that sometimes life will t... |
73.39 |
1.0829 |
-0.0967 |
214 |
1 |
73.39 |
2021-03-25 |
| 132. |
Meanwhile he himself, the Prince, had risen to his feet; the... |
73.35 |
1.0147 |
-0.0290 |
256 |
1 |
73.35 |
2021-03-01 |
| 133. |
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for ... |
73.15 |
1.0037 |
-0.0187 |
404 |
1 |
73.15 |
2021-03-01 |
| 134. |
There's something we need to find, something hidden here in ... |
73.09 |
1.0024 |
-0.0293 |
245 |
1 |
73.09 |
2021-02-24 |
| 135. |
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams. Speak ... |
73.08 |
1.0790 |
-0.0992 |
190 |
1 |
73.08 |
2021-03-30 |
| 136. |
It's a good idea to tell the person you are confronting exac... |
73.02 |
1.0098 |
-0.0346 |
533 |
1 |
73.02 |
2021-02-25 |
| 137. |
What have you done? You have awakened in me all that should ... |
73.00 |
1.0080 |
-0.0311 |
425 |
1 |
73.00 |
2021-02-25 |
| 138. |
Learn to see me as a brother instead of two distant stranger... |
73.00 |
1.0579 |
-0.0814 |
241 |
1 |
73.00 |
2021-03-11 |
| 139. |
The truth is... I think that we should stay, and if - and if... |
72.94 |
1.0449 |
-0.0669 |
326 |
1 |
72.94 |
2021-02-24 |
| 140. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
72.90 |
1.0328 |
-0.0208 |
356 |
1 |
72.90 |
2021-03-04 |
| 141. |
I wish we'll end up this crazy way before we burn our steam.... |
72.84 |
1.0418 |
-0.0627 |
185 |
1 |
72.84 |
2021-03-04 |
| 142. |
In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the ... |
72.72 |
0.9976 |
-0.0192 |
201 |
1 |
72.72 |
2021-03-11 |
| 143. |
To the extent that experience is the sum of our memories and... |
72.66 |
1.0882 |
-0.1120 |
191 |
1 |
72.66 |
2021-02-24 |
| 144. |
The man that I named The Giver passed along to the boy knowl... |
72.55 |
0.9699 |
0.0058 |
407 |
1 |
72.55 |
2021-03-04 |
| 145. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
72.54 |
0.9697 |
0.0049 |
249 |
1 |
72.54 |
2021-02-24 |
| 146. |
The presence of a noble nature, generous in its wishes, arde... |
72.50 |
1.0330 |
-0.0586 |
252 |
1 |
72.50 |
2021-03-11 |
| 147. |
I have spoken words of hope. But only of hope. Hope is not v... |
72.47 |
0.9983 |
-0.0290 |
271 |
1 |
72.47 |
2021-03-03 |
| 148. |
You said I sounded a bit callous in my last letter, Dad. Let... |
72.42 |
1.0289 |
-0.0539 |
420 |
1 |
72.42 |
2021-02-24 |
| 149. |
What is it about owning things? Why do we feel the need to o... |
72.25 |
1.0463 |
-0.0758 |
530 |
1 |
72.25 |
2021-02-24 |
| 150. |
He then told them many remarkable stories, sometimes half as... |
72.24 |
1.0564 |
-0.0902 |
494 |
1 |
72.24 |
2021-02-26 |
| 151. |
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back t... |
72.11 |
1.0597 |
-0.0933 |
186 |
2 |
71.10 |
2021-03-04 |
| 152. |
As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir I... |
72.08 |
0.9706 |
0.0010 |
409 |
1 |
72.08 |
2021-03-11 |
| 153. |
Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you ther... |
72.06 |
0.9993 |
-0.0338 |
174 |
1 |
72.06 |
2021-03-02 |
| 154. |
Take a drink, my friend, and say what you have in your heart... |
72.05 |
1.0294 |
-0.0642 |
152 |
1 |
72.05 |
2021-03-04 |
| 155. |
I still don't know what it really means to grow up. However,... |
72.05 |
1.0195 |
-0.0640 |
168 |
1 |
72.05 |
2021-02-25 |
| 156. |
No. Because there are people out there who buy things, peopl... |
71.86 |
1.0444 |
-0.0837 |
235 |
1 |
71.86 |
2021-02-24 |
| 157. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
71.84 |
1.0095 |
-0.0455 |
316 |
1 |
71.84 |
2021-02-24 |
| 158. |
The rich had been assured of his wealth and comfort, the toi... |
71.82 |
0.9798 |
-0.0339 |
196 |
1 |
71.82 |
2021-02-22 |
| 159. |
People won't be people when you hear this sound, that's been... |
71.76 |
1.0533 |
-0.0903 |
242 |
1 |
71.76 |
2021-02-25 |
| 160. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
71.63 |
0.9857 |
-0.0245 |
293 |
1 |
71.63 |
2021-02-26 |
| 161. |
Each day means a new twenty-four hours. Each day means every... |
71.58 |
1.0517 |
-0.0914 |
165 |
1 |
71.58 |
2021-03-03 |
| 162. |
All the times that I've cried, keeping all the things I knew... |
71.42 |
1.0472 |
-0.0885 |
229 |
1 |
71.42 |
2021-02-24 |
| 163. |
He's got to make his own mistakes and learn to mend the mess... |
71.32 |
1.0389 |
-0.0870 |
229 |
1 |
71.32 |
2021-03-04 |
| 164. |
If all else perished, and he remained, I should still contin... |
71.22 |
1.0365 |
-0.0787 |
166 |
1 |
71.22 |
2021-03-11 |
| 165. |
Stanley spent more time pushing the wheelbarrow than digging... |
71.09 |
1.0085 |
-0.0528 |
257 |
1 |
71.09 |
2021-02-24 |
| 166. |
In short, our gentleman became so caught up in reading that ... |
71.04 |
1.0747 |
-0.1188 |
253 |
1 |
71.04 |
2021-02-23 |
| 167. |
Come, sweetheart mine, don't sit and pine. Tell me of the ca... |
70.87 |
1.0246 |
-0.0764 |
323 |
1 |
70.87 |
2021-03-01 |
| 168. |
I thought I was gonna be the first Funspot kill screen and t... |
70.63 |
1.0225 |
-0.0749 |
361 |
1 |
70.63 |
2021-03-04 |
| 169. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
70.48 |
0.9612 |
-0.0150 |
256 |
1 |
70.48 |
2021-03-04 |
| 170. |
Every single night I endure the fight of little wings of whi... |
70.45 |
1.0203 |
-0.0718 |
354 |
1 |
70.45 |
2021-02-25 |
| 171. |
Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked u... |
70.31 |
1.0642 |
-0.1246 |
326 |
1 |
70.31 |
2021-03-04 |
| 172. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
70.27 |
1.0487 |
-0.1085 |
231 |
1 |
70.27 |
2021-02-24 |
| 173. |
Secretly, I want the box more than the jewelry. I want it to... |
70.23 |
1.0166 |
-0.0772 |
260 |
1 |
70.23 |
2021-02-24 |
| 174. |
One overarching lesson we have learned during the past hundr... |
70.14 |
1.0078 |
-0.0616 |
146 |
1 |
70.14 |
2021-02-24 |
| 175. |
There's enough to pass around, you don't gotta wait in line.... |
69.97 |
1.0499 |
-0.1131 |
212 |
1 |
69.97 |
2021-02-23 |
| 176. |
I feel that way all the time. Like I'm from some other plane... |
69.96 |
1.0558 |
-0.1173 |
155 |
1 |
69.96 |
2021-02-24 |
| 177. |
This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to... |
69.95 |
1.0254 |
-0.0845 |
163 |
1 |
69.95 |
2021-02-23 |
| 178. |
I'd like to build the world a home and furnish it with love.... |
69.76 |
1.0388 |
-0.1048 |
229 |
1 |
69.76 |
2021-02-23 |
| 179. |
The way you walked was thorny, through no fault of your own,... |
69.70 |
1.0262 |
-0.0944 |
216 |
1 |
69.70 |
2021-02-25 |
| 180. |
I hate nice girls. If they so much as say hello, it stays on... |
69.67 |
1.0263 |
-0.0909 |
276 |
1 |
69.67 |
2021-02-25 |
| 181. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
69.61 |
1.0567 |
-0.1220 |
303 |
1 |
69.61 |
2021-03-01 |
| 182. |
How much longer is this going to go on, do you think? Do you... |
69.58 |
1.0510 |
-0.1173 |
331 |
1 |
69.58 |
2021-02-23 |
| 183. |
There was a time when I was alone, nowhere to go and no plac... |
69.48 |
1.0680 |
-0.1399 |
299 |
1 |
69.48 |
2021-02-24 |
| 184. |
So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out... |
69.35 |
1.0314 |
-0.1014 |
232 |
1 |
69.35 |
2021-02-24 |
| 185. |
It's an odd feeling, farewell. There is such envy in it. Men... |
69.21 |
1.0007 |
-0.0719 |
194 |
1 |
69.21 |
2021-02-23 |
| 186. |
I always make offers with escape clauses. In real estate, I ... |
69.20 |
1.0151 |
-0.0371 |
265 |
1 |
69.20 |
2021-03-01 |
| 187. |
You can't quit until you try. You can't live until you die. ... |
69.00 |
1.0336 |
-0.1072 |
384 |
1 |
69.00 |
2021-02-23 |
| 188. |
I have my books and my poetry to protect me; I am shielded i... |
68.70 |
0.9633 |
-0.0400 |
231 |
1 |
68.70 |
2021-03-25 |
| 189. |
Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as o... |
68.68 |
1.0344 |
-0.1138 |
426 |
1 |
68.68 |
2021-02-26 |
| 190. |
It's close to midnight, something evil's lurking in the dark... |
68.59 |
1.0239 |
-0.1069 |
275 |
1 |
68.59 |
2021-02-24 |
| 191. |
Look, I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he ... |
68.52 |
1.0204 |
-0.1018 |
309 |
1 |
68.52 |
2021-03-01 |
| 192. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
68.28 |
0.9682 |
-0.0535 |
143 |
1 |
68.28 |
2021-03-25 |
| 193. |
Stay, you're not gonna leave me. This place is right where y... |
68.26 |
1.0316 |
-0.1358 |
146 |
1 |
68.26 |
2021-02-24 |
| 194. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
68.16 |
1.0270 |
-0.0772 |
255 |
1 |
68.16 |
2021-03-04 |
| 195. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
68.16 |
0.8770 |
0.0390 |
300 |
1 |
68.16 |
2021-03-04 |
| 196. |
Salvation must grow out of understanding, total understandin... |
68.12 |
1.0161 |
-0.0956 |
192 |
1 |
68.12 |
2021-03-11 |
| 197. |
I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you a... |
67.96 |
1.0782 |
-0.1702 |
459 |
1 |
67.96 |
2021-02-23 |
| 198. |
Braising meats and vegetables means to brown them first in a... |
67.90 |
1.0140 |
-0.1002 |
344 |
1 |
67.90 |
2021-03-30 |
| 199. |
Through error you come to the truth! I am a man because I er... |
67.88 |
0.9915 |
-0.0827 |
161 |
1 |
67.88 |
2021-02-26 |
| 200. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
67.84 |
0.9411 |
-0.0300 |
318 |
1 |
67.84 |
2021-02-24 |
| 201. |
It's a human sign when things go wrong, when the scent of he... |
67.76 |
1.0292 |
-0.1188 |
182 |
1 |
67.76 |
2021-02-24 |
| 202. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
67.55 |
1.0211 |
-0.0830 |
213 |
1 |
67.55 |
2021-02-25 |
| 203. |
It's one thing to question your mind; it's another to questi... |
67.51 |
1.0115 |
-0.1102 |
293 |
1 |
67.51 |
2021-03-04 |
| 204. |
As Harry and Ron walked back to the castle for dinner, their... |
67.50 |
1.0138 |
-0.1097 |
243 |
1 |
67.50 |
2021-03-01 |
| 205. |
At a peace rally in Philadelphia in 1966, a reporter asked m... |
67.29 |
0.8985 |
0.0082 |
431 |
1 |
67.29 |
2021-03-04 |
| 206. |
And I knew that in spite of all the roses and kisses and res... |
67.15 |
1.0843 |
-0.1296 |
258 |
1 |
67.15 |
2021-02-24 |
| 207. |
If we do our job right, we never need to go to court. Look, ... |
67.14 |
1.0272 |
-0.1274 |
315 |
1 |
67.14 |
2021-02-25 |
| 208. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
66.96 |
0.9072 |
-0.0102 |
237 |
1 |
66.96 |
2021-02-24 |
| 209. |
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their padd... |
66.95 |
0.9801 |
-0.0794 |
209 |
1 |
66.95 |
2021-02-24 |
| 210. |
You spend your life in a dream that you can't escape, 'cause... |
66.90 |
1.0192 |
-0.1267 |
206 |
1 |
66.90 |
2021-03-02 |
| 211. |
Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have ma... |
66.60 |
1.0136 |
-0.1221 |
202 |
1 |
66.60 |
2021-03-04 |
| 212. |
You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue... |
66.52 |
1.0043 |
-0.1156 |
203 |
1 |
66.52 |
2021-03-25 |
| 213. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
66.44 |
0.9371 |
-0.0080 |
318 |
1 |
66.44 |
2021-02-24 |
| 214. |
What's the use you learning to do right when it's troublesom... |
66.29 |
1.1038 |
-0.2158 |
139 |
1 |
66.29 |
2021-02-26 |
| 215. |
Outside of two men on a train platform there's nothing in si... |
66.27 |
1.0564 |
-0.1656 |
235 |
1 |
66.27 |
2021-03-04 |
| 216. |
The gods may throw a dice, their minds as cold as ice. And s... |
66.26 |
1.0553 |
-0.1681 |
199 |
1 |
66.26 |
2021-02-24 |
| 217. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
66.18 |
0.9049 |
-0.0150 |
351 |
1 |
66.18 |
2021-03-01 |
| 218. |
Power doesn't have to show off. Power is confident, self-ass... |
66.16 |
0.9417 |
-0.0510 |
164 |
2 |
66.12 |
2021-02-24 |
| 219. |
I watched a bear once. His leg was in a steel trap. It chewe... |
66.14 |
0.9837 |
-0.0927 |
359 |
1 |
66.14 |
2021-02-23 |
| 220. |
I know you're coming in the night like a thief, but I've had... |
66.13 |
1.0045 |
-0.1182 |
226 |
1 |
66.13 |
2021-03-30 |
| 221. |
Are you sure? Fine! Well, you go and have a really good nigh... |
65.81 |
1.0190 |
-0.1366 |
402 |
1 |
65.81 |
2021-03-11 |
| 222. |
Close your eyes in the night and I'll be right in front of y... |
65.66 |
1.0128 |
-0.1344 |
347 |
1 |
65.66 |
2021-03-11 |
| 223. |
We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -... |
65.62 |
0.9907 |
-0.0798 |
397 |
1 |
65.62 |
2021-03-01 |
| 224. |
Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on ac... |
64.93 |
1.0527 |
-0.1823 |
190 |
1 |
64.93 |
2021-02-25 |
| 225. |
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with s... |
64.81 |
1.0205 |
-0.1585 |
94 |
1 |
64.81 |
2021-03-01 |
| 226. |
It's sometimes quite astonishing that a single, average life... |
64.81 |
1.0347 |
-0.1665 |
162 |
1 |
64.81 |
2021-03-10 |
| 227. |
Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard.... |
64.72 |
0.7918 |
0.0796 |
244 |
1 |
64.72 |
2021-03-01 |
| 228. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
64.61 |
1.0485 |
-0.1451 |
153 |
1 |
64.61 |
2021-02-27 |
| 229. |
Lesser than Macbeth, and greater. Not so happy, yet much hap... |
64.56 |
0.8748 |
-0.0094 |
141 |
1 |
64.56 |
2021-02-23 |
| 230. |
Wildflower knew I wasn't well, but on the kitchen floor I go... |
63.84 |
1.0139 |
-0.1593 |
332 |
1 |
63.84 |
2021-02-23 |
| 231. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
63.63 |
0.9843 |
-0.1339 |
234 |
1 |
63.63 |
2021-02-24 |
| 232. |
Space ain't man's final frontier. Man's final frontier is th... |
63.40 |
1.0136 |
-0.1615 |
204 |
1 |
63.40 |
2021-03-30 |
| 233. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
63.10 |
0.9376 |
-0.0893 |
367 |
1 |
63.10 |
2021-03-04 |
| 234. |
When I look up at the night sky, and I know that, yes, we ar... |
62.53 |
1.0246 |
-0.1874 |
359 |
1 |
62.53 |
2021-02-24 |
| 235. |
He is in great fear, not knowing what mighty one may suddenl... |
61.43 |
1.0612 |
-0.2380 |
359 |
1 |
61.43 |
2021-02-22 |
| 236. |
She, who always seems so happy in a crowd, whose eyes can be... |
61.01 |
1.0413 |
-0.2239 |
254 |
1 |
61.01 |
2021-02-24 |
| 237. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
60.07 |
0.9790 |
-0.1358 |
311 |
1 |
60.07 |
2021-02-24 |
| 238. |
I remembered a worrisome course in the Victorian novel where... |
60.00 |
0.9191 |
-0.1298 |
154 |
1 |
60.00 |
2021-02-23 |
| 239. |
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you... |
59.30 |
1.0057 |
-0.2057 |
458 |
1 |
59.30 |
2021-02-24 |
| 240. |
Where I come from, there's a terrible drought. We saw pictur... |
59.26 |
0.9596 |
-0.1657 |
169 |
1 |
59.26 |
2021-02-24 |
| 241. |
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you unde... |
58.00 |
1.0302 |
-0.2498 |
245 |
1 |
58.00 |
2021-02-24 |
| 242. |
Franky Four Fingers: "I have stones to sell, fat to chew, an... |
54.36 |
0.8636 |
-0.0969 |
256 |
1 |
54.36 |
2021-02-23 |
| 243. |
So I go about my day as normal. But I can't seem to pass it ... |
54.10 |
1.0174 |
-0.2988 |
394 |
1 |
54.10 |
2021-02-23 |
| 244. |
Do you realize that more people will be watching you tonight... |
48.10 |
1.0218 |
-0.3980 |
128 |
1 |
48.10 |
2021-02-22 |
| 245. |
Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Ma... |
40.16 |
1.0597 |
-0.5218 |
178 |
1 |
40.16 |
2021-02-25 |