| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
122.64 |
1.0829 |
0.2640 |
288 |
3 |
106.58 |
2008-10-30 |
| 2. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
116.77 |
1.0016 |
0.2808 |
218 |
3 |
93.40 |
2008-11-06 |
| 3. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
113.32 |
1.0337 |
0.2103 |
214 |
4 |
102.04 |
2008-10-30 |
| 4. |
I hate this town. It's too filled with memories I'd rather f... |
112.27 |
1.0327 |
0.2016 |
247 |
1 |
112.27 |
2019-07-16 |
| 5. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
111.51 |
1.0787 |
0.1455 |
237 |
2 |
95.70 |
2008-10-11 |
| 6. |
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can fe... |
111.43 |
0.9510 |
0.2733 |
344 |
1 |
111.43 |
2019-06-01 |
| 7. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
110.95 |
0.9567 |
0.2619 |
273 |
3 |
92.94 |
2008-10-29 |
| 8. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
108.07 |
0.9936 |
0.2025 |
227 |
1 |
108.07 |
2019-07-20 |
| 9. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
107.07 |
1.0487 |
0.1262 |
231 |
3 |
89.78 |
2008-10-11 |
| 10. |
Hero - not the champion player who plays the perfect game. N... |
106.87 |
0.9110 |
0.2634 |
141 |
1 |
106.87 |
2019-06-17 |
| 11. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
106.61 |
1.0577 |
0.1126 |
247 |
4 |
98.75 |
2008-11-08 |
| 12. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
106.43 |
1.0389 |
0.1294 |
318 |
2 |
102.37 |
2008-10-12 |
| 13. |
So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out... |
106.42 |
1.0314 |
0.1381 |
232 |
1 |
106.42 |
2019-06-01 |
| 14. |
This is for the record. History is written by the victor. Hi... |
106.30 |
1.0178 |
0.1505 |
397 |
1 |
106.30 |
2019-06-10 |
| 15. |
What have I got to do to make you love me? What have I got t... |
106.27 |
1.0695 |
0.0972 |
163 |
1 |
106.27 |
2019-06-01 |
| 16. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
105.98 |
0.9724 |
0.1919 |
237 |
1 |
105.98 |
2008-10-10 |
| 17. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
105.87 |
1.0251 |
0.1369 |
261 |
3 |
95.28 |
2008-11-08 |
| 18. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
105.45 |
1.0498 |
0.1075 |
180 |
2 |
101.52 |
2008-10-12 |
| 19. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
105.23 |
1.0797 |
0.0752 |
210 |
2 |
99.91 |
2008-10-31 |
| 20. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
104.69 |
1.0441 |
0.1051 |
252 |
1 |
104.69 |
2008-10-05 |
| 21. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
104.60 |
1.0462 |
0.1020 |
184 |
1 |
104.60 |
2008-10-29 |
| 22. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
104.34 |
1.0034 |
0.1419 |
302 |
2 |
96.89 |
2008-10-12 |
| 23. |
Pork and beans are actually cooked in the can. One fairly la... |
103.70 |
1.0341 |
0.1057 |
237 |
1 |
103.70 |
2019-07-16 |
| 24. |
They burned the flag and they demonstrated against us; it's ... |
103.57 |
1.0407 |
0.0975 |
288 |
1 |
103.57 |
2019-07-15 |
| 25. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
103.51 |
0.9278 |
0.2091 |
295 |
4 |
84.58 |
2008-10-31 |
| 26. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
103.42 |
1.0124 |
0.1228 |
204 |
3 |
95.84 |
2008-11-08 |
| 27. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
103.11 |
1.0516 |
0.0803 |
281 |
1 |
103.11 |
2008-10-30 |
| 28. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
103.00 |
0.9795 |
0.1511 |
308 |
1 |
103.00 |
2019-06-01 |
| 29. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
102.89 |
1.0197 |
0.1098 |
226 |
3 |
93.76 |
2009-04-05 |
| 30. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
102.75 |
1.0885 |
0.0392 |
315 |
4 |
92.45 |
2008-10-20 |
| 31. |
Back then when I got home from work, you were always there w... |
102.38 |
0.9935 |
0.1318 |
735 |
1 |
102.38 |
2019-06-02 |
| 32. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
102.34 |
1.0555 |
0.0680 |
363 |
2 |
102.12 |
2008-10-15 |
| 33. |
Very well, gentlemen. This, and maybe other similar things, ... |
101.67 |
1.0280 |
0.0899 |
464 |
1 |
101.67 |
2019-06-15 |
| 34. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
101.42 |
1.0165 |
0.0969 |
392 |
1 |
101.42 |
2008-10-06 |
| 35. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
101.32 |
1.0714 |
0.0405 |
129 |
1 |
101.32 |
2008-10-18 |
| 36. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
101.00 |
0.9672 |
0.1421 |
396 |
4 |
95.33 |
2008-10-12 |
| 37. |
You boys are in so much trouble. I can't leave you alone for... |
100.98 |
1.0702 |
0.0391 |
325 |
1 |
100.98 |
2019-08-13 |
| 38. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
100.47 |
1.0696 |
0.0328 |
226 |
1 |
100.47 |
2008-10-30 |
| 39. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
100.16 |
1.0613 |
0.0383 |
456 |
3 |
94.16 |
2008-11-08 |
| 40. |
There are usually three types of people I deal with when sel... |
100.13 |
1.0105 |
0.0900 |
348 |
1 |
100.13 |
2019-07-16 |
| 41. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
100.05 |
0.9684 |
0.1301 |
388 |
2 |
88.36 |
2008-10-30 |
| 42. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
100.05 |
1.0619 |
0.0364 |
354 |
2 |
99.63 |
2008-10-29 |
| 43. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
99.39 |
0.9593 |
0.1322 |
398 |
2 |
88.58 |
2008-11-08 |
| 44. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
99.21 |
0.9798 |
0.1089 |
199 |
6 |
87.85 |
2009-03-15 |
| 45. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
99.19 |
0.9740 |
0.1149 |
209 |
2 |
90.07 |
2008-10-30 |
| 46. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
99.14 |
0.9866 |
0.1019 |
218 |
2 |
95.53 |
2008-10-28 |
| 47. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
99.08 |
1.0711 |
0.0161 |
213 |
1 |
99.08 |
2008-10-12 |
| 48. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
99.04 |
0.9776 |
0.1098 |
308 |
1 |
99.04 |
2008-10-30 |
| 49. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
98.96 |
1.0297 |
0.0562 |
249 |
1 |
98.96 |
2008-10-30 |
| 50. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
98.82 |
1.0391 |
0.0459 |
358 |
3 |
89.80 |
2008-10-30 |
| 51. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
98.48 |
1.0534 |
0.0275 |
357 |
3 |
88.17 |
2008-10-28 |
| 52. |
If you've ever studied touch-typing on the QWERTY keyboard, ... |
98.39 |
0.9491 |
0.1315 |
322 |
1 |
98.39 |
2019-07-15 |
| 53. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
98.19 |
0.9339 |
0.1443 |
310 |
3 |
86.93 |
2008-11-08 |
| 54. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
98.14 |
1.0419 |
0.0351 |
261 |
1 |
98.14 |
2009-01-03 |
| 55. |
It now becomes clear that consistency is not a property of a... |
98.07 |
0.9795 |
0.0977 |
226 |
1 |
98.07 |
2019-06-10 |
| 56. |
Ladies and Gentlemen. I stand before you now because I never... |
98.06 |
0.9501 |
0.1272 |
244 |
1 |
98.06 |
2019-08-10 |
| 57. |
She finished her letter, wondering whether she had said enou... |
97.73 |
1.0213 |
0.0528 |
545 |
1 |
97.73 |
2019-06-12 |
| 58. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
97.70 |
1.0352 |
0.0373 |
341 |
3 |
91.76 |
2008-10-29 |
| 59. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
97.60 |
1.0445 |
0.0264 |
373 |
2 |
95.78 |
2009-08-26 |
| 60. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
97.42 |
1.0138 |
0.0557 |
231 |
3 |
96.07 |
2008-11-08 |
| 61. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
97.36 |
0.9772 |
0.0916 |
217 |
1 |
97.36 |
2008-10-11 |
| 62. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
97.18 |
0.9213 |
0.1459 |
295 |
4 |
88.47 |
2008-11-08 |
| 63. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
97.06 |
1.0352 |
0.0304 |
341 |
3 |
94.55 |
2009-01-03 |
| 64. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
97.01 |
0.9769 |
0.0879 |
263 |
2 |
94.09 |
2008-10-31 |
| 65. |
You have saved me. Rin your soul, which has traveled the Ton... |
96.70 |
0.8974 |
0.1657 |
311 |
1 |
96.70 |
2019-06-03 |
| 66. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
96.48 |
1.0666 |
-0.0080 |
297 |
1 |
96.48 |
2008-10-05 |
| 67. |
But here we will not try to pass judgment on the objective v... |
96.44 |
0.9540 |
0.1058 |
458 |
1 |
96.44 |
2019-07-28 |
| 68. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
96.38 |
1.0796 |
-0.0220 |
129 |
3 |
88.18 |
2008-10-13 |
| 69. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
96.31 |
1.0252 |
0.0315 |
176 |
3 |
88.68 |
2008-10-05 |
| 70. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
95.96 |
1.0529 |
0.0001 |
351 |
1 |
95.96 |
2008-10-12 |
| 71. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
95.89 |
0.9578 |
0.0951 |
281 |
4 |
81.12 |
2008-11-04 |
| 72. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
95.75 |
0.9330 |
0.1182 |
360 |
2 |
93.39 |
2008-10-06 |
| 73. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
95.73 |
0.9164 |
0.1348 |
305 |
5 |
89.04 |
2008-10-30 |
| 74. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
95.73 |
1.0214 |
0.0294 |
166 |
2 |
89.54 |
2008-10-30 |
| 75. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
95.72 |
0.9831 |
0.0680 |
469 |
1 |
95.72 |
2008-10-11 |
| 76. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
95.71 |
0.9841 |
0.0664 |
334 |
2 |
90.24 |
2008-10-08 |
| 77. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
95.47 |
1.0385 |
0.0090 |
230 |
2 |
92.90 |
2008-10-31 |
| 78. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
95.15 |
0.9309 |
0.1134 |
284 |
3 |
93.18 |
2008-10-28 |
| 79. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
95.06 |
0.9597 |
0.0843 |
347 |
2 |
94.66 |
2008-10-31 |
| 80. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
95.05 |
0.9691 |
0.0745 |
223 |
3 |
91.45 |
2008-10-30 |
| 81. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
94.67 |
1.0613 |
-0.0221 |
266 |
3 |
88.60 |
2008-11-06 |
| 82. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
94.36 |
0.8996 |
0.1362 |
192 |
3 |
86.11 |
2008-10-30 |
| 83. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
94.32 |
0.9997 |
0.0358 |
382 |
1 |
94.32 |
2008-10-10 |
| 84. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
94.19 |
0.9676 |
0.0666 |
442 |
1 |
94.19 |
2009-01-03 |
| 85. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
94.12 |
0.8933 |
0.1402 |
363 |
2 |
81.51 |
2008-11-04 |
| 86. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
93.93 |
1.0454 |
-0.0130 |
255 |
3 |
92.66 |
2008-11-04 |
| 87. |
And I taught myself how to forget that sometimes life will t... |
93.89 |
1.0829 |
-0.0509 |
214 |
1 |
93.89 |
2019-08-30 |
| 88. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
93.88 |
1.0426 |
-0.0122 |
323 |
1 |
93.88 |
2008-10-28 |
| 89. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
93.86 |
0.9936 |
0.0366 |
311 |
1 |
93.86 |
2008-10-30 |
| 90. |
I guess this time you're really leaving. I heard your suitca... |
93.80 |
0.9802 |
0.0502 |
286 |
1 |
93.80 |
2019-07-30 |
| 91. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
93.74 |
1.0120 |
0.0167 |
290 |
3 |
85.47 |
2011-04-26 |
| 92. |
Your ring finger is the most difficult of all fingers to con... |
93.72 |
0.9884 |
0.0406 |
262 |
1 |
93.72 |
2008-10-05 |
| 93. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
93.44 |
1.0444 |
-0.0192 |
197 |
1 |
93.44 |
2008-11-08 |
| 94. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
93.37 |
1.0528 |
-0.0286 |
201 |
3 |
84.50 |
2008-10-12 |
| 95. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
92.95 |
1.0565 |
-0.0364 |
247 |
2 |
91.33 |
2008-10-28 |
| 96. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
92.83 |
1.0595 |
-0.0410 |
379 |
1 |
92.83 |
2008-10-31 |
| 97. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
92.81 |
0.9734 |
0.0452 |
289 |
1 |
92.81 |
2008-10-11 |
| 98. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
92.25 |
0.9212 |
0.0915 |
323 |
2 |
81.68 |
2008-10-20 |
| 99. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
92.18 |
0.9500 |
0.0619 |
362 |
2 |
90.76 |
2008-11-06 |
| 100. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
92.10 |
0.9910 |
0.0199 |
295 |
2 |
91.47 |
2008-10-28 |
| 101. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
92.03 |
0.9553 |
0.0551 |
430 |
1 |
92.03 |
2008-11-01 |
| 102. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
92.02 |
0.9884 |
0.0217 |
233 |
1 |
92.02 |
2008-10-05 |
| 103. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
91.98 |
0.9570 |
0.0528 |
287 |
1 |
91.98 |
2008-10-11 |
| 104. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
91.93 |
0.9780 |
0.0310 |
337 |
2 |
86.40 |
2008-10-05 |
| 105. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
91.88 |
0.8916 |
0.1169 |
216 |
1 |
91.88 |
2008-10-15 |
| 106. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
91.83 |
0.9893 |
0.0188 |
323 |
1 |
91.83 |
2008-11-06 |
| 107. |
All beauty comes from beautiful blood and a beautiful brain.... |
91.27 |
0.9819 |
0.0211 |
297 |
1 |
91.27 |
2019-07-29 |
| 108. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
91.06 |
0.9074 |
0.0926 |
396 |
1 |
91.06 |
2008-10-17 |
| 109. |
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. And so I come to y... |
90.97 |
1.0452 |
-0.0463 |
173 |
1 |
90.97 |
2019-08-30 |
| 110. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
90.72 |
1.0201 |
-0.0243 |
375 |
1 |
90.72 |
2008-10-30 |
| 111. |
I had been right, I was still right, I was always right. I h... |
90.36 |
1.1217 |
-0.1291 |
221 |
1 |
90.36 |
2019-07-26 |
| 112. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
90.27 |
0.9865 |
0.0043 |
276 |
2 |
80.49 |
2008-10-30 |
| 113. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
90.02 |
0.9844 |
0.0035 |
293 |
4 |
83.30 |
2008-11-08 |
| 114. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
89.93 |
1.0213 |
-0.0346 |
240 |
2 |
88.10 |
2008-12-16 |
| 115. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
89.87 |
0.9946 |
-0.0084 |
246 |
2 |
86.87 |
2008-12-01 |
| 116. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
89.84 |
0.9266 |
0.0595 |
267 |
2 |
84.43 |
2009-03-15 |
| 117. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
89.76 |
0.9682 |
0.0164 |
143 |
1 |
89.76 |
2008-10-31 |
| 118. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
89.72 |
0.9723 |
0.0126 |
364 |
2 |
87.71 |
2008-11-06 |
| 119. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
89.48 |
1.0417 |
-0.0599 |
253 |
2 |
85.52 |
2008-10-05 |
| 120. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
89.37 |
0.9168 |
0.0639 |
240 |
1 |
89.37 |
2008-11-08 |
| 121. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
89.34 |
0.9614 |
0.0193 |
292 |
3 |
88.00 |
2008-10-24 |
| 122. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
89.33 |
1.0668 |
-0.0867 |
350 |
1 |
89.33 |
2008-10-08 |
| 123. |
And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves grow... |
89.29 |
1.0868 |
-0.1059 |
196 |
1 |
89.29 |
2024-09-02 |
| 124. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
89.23 |
0.9886 |
-0.0093 |
220 |
1 |
89.23 |
2008-10-11 |
| 125. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
89.16 |
0.9376 |
0.0411 |
367 |
3 |
81.26 |
2011-04-26 |
| 126. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
89.10 |
0.9233 |
0.0547 |
168 |
3 |
83.56 |
2008-11-08 |
| 127. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
89.10 |
0.9372 |
0.0414 |
320 |
2 |
86.25 |
2008-10-30 |
| 128. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
88.83 |
0.9084 |
0.0667 |
404 |
2 |
85.21 |
2008-10-20 |
| 129. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
88.79 |
0.9811 |
-0.0072 |
272 |
1 |
88.79 |
2008-10-31 |
| 130. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
88.73 |
1.0389 |
-0.0653 |
340 |
3 |
86.14 |
2008-10-31 |
| 131. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
88.72 |
1.0063 |
-0.0327 |
371 |
3 |
87.69 |
2008-11-08 |
| 132. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
88.63 |
0.9540 |
0.0189 |
285 |
6 |
84.94 |
2008-11-04 |
| 133. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
88.41 |
0.9785 |
-0.0079 |
335 |
3 |
85.90 |
2008-11-06 |
| 134. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
88.34 |
0.8947 |
0.0755 |
366 |
1 |
88.34 |
2009-04-05 |
| 135. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
88.12 |
1.0073 |
-0.0400 |
369 |
1 |
88.12 |
2008-10-05 |
| 136. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
88.11 |
0.9068 |
0.0611 |
269 |
1 |
88.11 |
2008-10-10 |
| 137. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
87.99 |
1.0486 |
-0.0831 |
289 |
1 |
87.99 |
2008-10-13 |
| 138. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
87.88 |
0.9464 |
0.0184 |
323 |
3 |
85.86 |
2008-12-16 |
| 139. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
87.83 |
0.9426 |
0.0217 |
317 |
3 |
81.39 |
2008-10-28 |
| 140. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
87.66 |
1.0993 |
-0.1377 |
265 |
1 |
87.66 |
2008-10-05 |
| 141. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
87.61 |
1.0644 |
-0.0880 |
257 |
1 |
87.61 |
2011-04-26 |
| 142. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
87.55 |
1.0788 |
-0.1186 |
171 |
1 |
87.55 |
2008-10-17 |
| 143. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
87.47 |
1.0025 |
-0.0427 |
256 |
1 |
87.47 |
2008-10-29 |
| 144. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
87.21 |
0.9109 |
0.0468 |
401 |
2 |
84.01 |
2009-04-05 |
| 145. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
87.13 |
0.9342 |
0.0224 |
434 |
1 |
87.13 |
2008-10-05 |
| 146. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
87.08 |
0.9468 |
0.0088 |
276 |
3 |
83.52 |
2008-10-05 |
| 147. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
87.05 |
0.9293 |
0.0260 |
355 |
3 |
85.29 |
2008-10-28 |
| 148. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
86.76 |
0.9846 |
-0.0325 |
281 |
2 |
84.73 |
2008-11-08 |
| 149. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
86.74 |
0.9833 |
-0.0310 |
355 |
1 |
86.74 |
2008-11-08 |
| 150. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
86.63 |
0.9064 |
0.0448 |
399 |
1 |
86.63 |
2008-10-08 |
| 151. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
86.55 |
0.9646 |
-0.0145 |
264 |
1 |
86.55 |
2008-10-11 |
| 152. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
86.51 |
0.9045 |
0.0451 |
235 |
1 |
86.51 |
2008-10-30 |
| 153. |
How can you see into my eyes like open doors leading you dow... |
86.50 |
1.0585 |
-0.1080 |
199 |
1 |
86.50 |
2019-07-26 |
| 154. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
86.48 |
1.0109 |
-0.0621 |
276 |
2 |
85.59 |
2008-11-08 |
| 155. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
86.47 |
1.0320 |
-0.0673 |
293 |
1 |
86.47 |
2009-10-27 |
| 156. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
86.42 |
0.9084 |
0.0402 |
300 |
2 |
85.55 |
2008-10-12 |
| 157. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
86.00 |
1.0398 |
-0.0965 |
110 |
1 |
86.00 |
2009-04-05 |
| 158. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
85.98 |
1.0263 |
-0.0828 |
267 |
3 |
84.02 |
2008-11-04 |
| 159. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
85.97 |
1.0331 |
-0.0900 |
234 |
2 |
82.71 |
2008-10-13 |
| 160. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
85.94 |
0.9805 |
-0.0375 |
292 |
1 |
85.94 |
2008-10-11 |
| 161. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
85.59 |
0.9697 |
-0.0305 |
249 |
1 |
85.59 |
2008-10-28 |
| 162. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
85.29 |
0.8105 |
0.1255 |
204 |
4 |
82.28 |
2008-11-08 |
| 163. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
85.27 |
0.9088 |
0.0274 |
348 |
2 |
76.85 |
2008-11-08 |
| 164. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
85.11 |
0.9398 |
-0.0055 |
419 |
1 |
85.11 |
2008-10-05 |
| 165. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
85.09 |
0.8878 |
0.0462 |
346 |
2 |
77.57 |
2008-10-30 |
| 166. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
85.03 |
0.8981 |
0.0356 |
393 |
1 |
85.03 |
2008-10-24 |
| 167. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
84.65 |
0.9731 |
-0.0444 |
129 |
1 |
84.65 |
2008-10-18 |
| 168. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
84.56 |
1.0496 |
-0.1218 |
314 |
1 |
84.56 |
2008-10-30 |
| 169. |
You say: I am not free. But I have raised and lowered my arm... |
84.56 |
0.9512 |
-0.0225 |
145 |
1 |
84.56 |
2019-05-25 |
| 170. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
84.50 |
0.9097 |
0.0304 |
464 |
2 |
79.66 |
2008-10-11 |
| 171. |
It is vitally important for us to keep engaging with the wor... |
84.30 |
1.0341 |
-0.1087 |
245 |
1 |
84.30 |
2019-08-10 |
| 172. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
84.09 |
0.9365 |
-0.0136 |
248 |
1 |
84.09 |
2008-10-08 |
| 173. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
84.06 |
0.8722 |
0.0507 |
285 |
4 |
78.51 |
2008-11-08 |
| 174. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
83.89 |
1.0429 |
-0.1228 |
259 |
1 |
83.89 |
2008-10-17 |
| 175. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
83.58 |
0.9966 |
-0.0794 |
259 |
1 |
83.58 |
2008-10-30 |
| 176. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
83.56 |
0.8958 |
0.0215 |
322 |
1 |
83.56 |
2008-10-28 |
| 177. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
83.51 |
1.0053 |
-0.0892 |
232 |
1 |
83.51 |
2008-11-05 |
| 178. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
83.32 |
1.1016 |
-0.1876 |
233 |
1 |
83.32 |
2008-10-05 |
| 179. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
83.32 |
0.9843 |
-0.0706 |
234 |
1 |
83.32 |
2008-10-31 |
| 180. |
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. T... |
83.17 |
1.0331 |
-0.1198 |
190 |
1 |
83.17 |
2019-07-20 |
| 181. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
83.10 |
0.9758 |
-0.0642 |
314 |
2 |
75.49 |
2008-11-04 |
| 182. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
83.08 |
0.9148 |
-0.0029 |
317 |
1 |
83.08 |
2008-10-28 |
| 183. |
Caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a... |
83.04 |
0.9266 |
-0.0148 |
278 |
1 |
83.04 |
2008-10-05 |
| 184. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
83.00 |
1.0483 |
-0.1381 |
227 |
1 |
83.00 |
2008-10-05 |
| 185. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
82.92 |
1.0214 |
-0.1119 |
269 |
1 |
82.92 |
2008-10-05 |
| 186. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
82.79 |
0.8919 |
0.0166 |
205 |
1 |
82.79 |
2008-10-30 |
| 187. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
82.74 |
0.9905 |
-0.0825 |
377 |
1 |
82.74 |
2008-11-06 |
| 188. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
82.45 |
0.9942 |
-0.0892 |
483 |
2 |
76.20 |
2008-11-04 |
| 189. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
82.44 |
1.0349 |
-0.1305 |
234 |
2 |
82.41 |
2008-11-06 |
| 190. |
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered ... |
82.16 |
0.9135 |
-0.0112 |
387 |
1 |
82.16 |
2019-07-20 |
| 191. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
82.12 |
0.9710 |
-0.0701 |
173 |
2 |
78.28 |
2008-10-08 |
| 192. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
82.07 |
1.0799 |
-0.1797 |
243 |
2 |
75.81 |
2008-10-13 |
| 193. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
82.02 |
0.9532 |
-0.0533 |
258 |
2 |
80.74 |
2008-10-31 |
| 194. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
81.88 |
0.9894 |
-0.0909 |
323 |
1 |
81.88 |
2008-10-31 |
| 195. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
81.26 |
1.0131 |
-0.1215 |
225 |
3 |
64.85 |
2008-11-08 |
| 196. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
81.23 |
1.0004 |
-0.1096 |
212 |
3 |
79.61 |
2008-11-06 |
| 197. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
81.10 |
0.8810 |
0.0095 |
282 |
1 |
81.10 |
2008-10-05 |
| 198. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
80.99 |
0.9820 |
-0.0932 |
267 |
1 |
80.99 |
2008-10-13 |
| 199. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
80.98 |
0.9986 |
-0.1104 |
283 |
1 |
80.98 |
2008-10-05 |
| 200. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
80.47 |
0.8941 |
-0.0104 |
216 |
1 |
80.47 |
2008-10-05 |
| 201. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
80.45 |
0.9636 |
-0.0811 |
254 |
1 |
80.45 |
2008-11-08 |
| 202. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
80.23 |
0.7876 |
0.0933 |
316 |
2 |
76.72 |
2008-10-30 |
| 203. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
80.18 |
0.9485 |
-0.0684 |
236 |
2 |
76.47 |
2008-10-12 |
| 204. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
80.13 |
0.9125 |
-0.0333 |
308 |
1 |
80.13 |
2008-11-06 |
| 205. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
80.05 |
0.9514 |
-0.0732 |
237 |
1 |
80.05 |
2008-10-08 |
| 206. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
79.88 |
0.9754 |
-0.0986 |
362 |
1 |
79.88 |
2008-11-08 |
| 207. |
Now, remember. According to my theory, you interfered with y... |
79.77 |
0.9610 |
-0.0847 |
324 |
1 |
79.77 |
2019-06-01 |
| 208. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
79.64 |
1.0396 |
-0.1661 |
149 |
1 |
79.64 |
2008-11-04 |
| 209. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
79.33 |
0.9879 |
-0.1172 |
450 |
1 |
79.33 |
2008-10-24 |
| 210. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
79.26 |
1.0523 |
-0.1830 |
256 |
2 |
76.30 |
2008-11-08 |
| 211. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
78.96 |
0.9675 |
-0.1006 |
383 |
1 |
78.96 |
2008-10-13 |
| 212. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
78.91 |
0.9411 |
-0.0751 |
318 |
1 |
78.91 |
2008-10-28 |
| 213. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
78.75 |
0.9513 |
-0.0872 |
354 |
1 |
78.75 |
2008-10-05 |
| 214. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
78.03 |
0.9899 |
-0.1342 |
163 |
1 |
78.03 |
2008-10-12 |
| 215. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
77.92 |
0.8951 |
-0.0397 |
193 |
1 |
77.92 |
2008-10-08 |
| 216. |
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans... |
77.32 |
0.8573 |
-0.0082 |
270 |
1 |
77.32 |
2008-10-08 |
| 217. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
77.26 |
0.8770 |
-0.0290 |
300 |
1 |
77.26 |
2008-10-28 |
| 218. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
77.25 |
1.0077 |
-0.1442 |
250 |
1 |
77.25 |
2024-09-02 |
| 219. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
77.21 |
0.9279 |
-0.0808 |
317 |
1 |
77.21 |
2008-10-05 |
| 220. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
76.93 |
0.9649 |
-0.1210 |
193 |
2 |
74.76 |
2008-11-08 |
| 221. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
76.92 |
0.9351 |
-0.0913 |
190 |
1 |
76.92 |
2008-10-11 |
| 222. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
76.53 |
0.8602 |
-0.0205 |
206 |
1 |
76.53 |
2008-10-11 |
| 223. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
76.51 |
1.0368 |
-0.1974 |
276 |
1 |
76.51 |
2008-10-05 |
| 224. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
76.32 |
0.9756 |
-0.1387 |
229 |
2 |
74.09 |
2008-11-08 |
| 225. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
75.60 |
0.9087 |
-0.0790 |
393 |
1 |
75.60 |
2008-11-08 |
| 226. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
75.47 |
0.9632 |
-0.1347 |
392 |
1 |
75.47 |
2008-10-28 |
| 227. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
75.24 |
0.8595 |
-0.0340 |
242 |
1 |
75.24 |
2008-10-05 |
| 228. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
74.32 |
1.0029 |
-0.1878 |
209 |
2 |
73.39 |
2008-10-05 |
| 229. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
73.82 |
0.9612 |
-0.1514 |
256 |
1 |
73.82 |
2008-10-05 |
| 230. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
72.49 |
0.8852 |
-0.0900 |
201 |
1 |
72.49 |
2008-10-08 |
| 231. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
70.01 |
1.0023 |
-0.2348 |
211 |
2 |
68.20 |
2008-10-31 |
| 232. |
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... |
68.96 |
1.0610 |
-0.3037 |
250 |
1 |
68.96 |
2024-09-02 |
| 233. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
68.37 |
0.8890 |
-0.1393 |
199 |
1 |
68.37 |
2008-11-08 |
| 234. |
My life seems unreal, my crime an illusion, a scene badly wr... |
68.33 |
0.9865 |
-0.2368 |
173 |
1 |
68.33 |
2024-09-02 |
| 235. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
67.67 |
0.8553 |
-0.1134 |
174 |
1 |
67.67 |
2008-10-12 |
| 236. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
64.80 |
1.0060 |
-0.2958 |
171 |
1 |
64.80 |
2008-10-05 |
| 237. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
63.37 |
1.1323 |
-0.4260 |
341 |
1 |
63.37 |
2024-09-01 |
| 238. |
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No vo... |
48.65 |
1.0111 |
-0.4804 |
211 |
1 |
48.65 |
2024-09-01 |