| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Believe in one thing too much and you have no room for new i... |
39.15 |
1.0038 |
0.4358 |
65 |
1 |
39.15 |
2023-06-09 |
| 2. |
Without the rifle he had to fit in, to be part of it all, to... |
37.52 |
1.0030 |
0.3767 |
86 |
1 |
37.52 |
2023-06-13 |
| 3. |
And when he came to, he was flat on his back on the beach in... |
36.80 |
1.0863 |
0.2669 |
142 |
1 |
36.80 |
2023-06-09 |
| 4. |
There was never any more inception than there is now, nor an... |
36.47 |
1.1551 |
0.1860 |
202 |
1 |
36.47 |
2023-06-13 |
| 5. |
Gonna see the river man, gonna tell him all I can about the ... |
36.40 |
1.0682 |
0.2703 |
174 |
2 |
30.62 |
2023-06-13 |
| 6. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
36.01 |
1.1081 |
0.2161 |
206 |
1 |
36.01 |
2023-06-10 |
| 7. |
There is freedom in coming and going for no other reason tha... |
35.97 |
1.1443 |
0.1784 |
185 |
1 |
35.97 |
2023-06-13 |
| 8. |
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about... |
35.83 |
1.1089 |
0.2086 |
66 |
1 |
35.83 |
2023-06-09 |
| 9. |
What makes a good book? An author who knows how to leave out... |
35.56 |
0.9841 |
0.3235 |
145 |
1 |
35.56 |
2023-06-07 |
| 10. |
If I have to hear one more time that you did this for the fa... |
35.50 |
1.0664 |
0.2390 |
67 |
1 |
35.50 |
2023-06-06 |
| 11. |
You don't need and you push away anyone who's willing to put... |
35.30 |
1.0410 |
0.2571 |
172 |
3 |
30.10 |
2023-06-09 |
| 12. |
If you didn't have me to rake you over the coals now and the... |
35.14 |
1.0408 |
0.2514 |
110 |
1 |
35.14 |
2023-06-09 |
| 13. |
When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf ... |
34.87 |
0.9679 |
0.3143 |
87 |
1 |
34.87 |
2023-06-09 |
| 14. |
All falsehood is a mask; and however well made the mask may ... |
34.78 |
0.9868 |
0.2921 |
150 |
1 |
34.78 |
2023-06-09 |
| 15. |
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it migh... |
34.69 |
1.1522 |
0.1234 |
202 |
1 |
34.69 |
2023-06-10 |
| 16. |
No matter how hard the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow t... |
34.55 |
1.0641 |
0.2064 |
65 |
1 |
34.55 |
2023-06-02 |
| 17. |
After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason... |
34.54 |
1.0385 |
0.2316 |
146 |
1 |
34.54 |
2023-06-13 |
| 18. |
Thinking you know everything there is to know about somethin... |
34.08 |
1.1066 |
0.1466 |
138 |
1 |
34.08 |
2023-06-10 |
| 19. |
Now that I've tried to talk to you and make you understand. ... |
34.08 |
1.0839 |
0.1693 |
177 |
1 |
34.08 |
2023-06-13 |
| 20. |
You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but y... |
34.01 |
1.1478 |
0.1028 |
97 |
1 |
34.01 |
2023-06-07 |
| 21. |
I took my morning walk, I took my evening walk, I ate someth... |
33.89 |
1.0868 |
0.1594 |
254 |
1 |
33.89 |
2023-06-06 |
| 22. |
Once you free your mind about a concept of harmony and music... |
33.70 |
1.0718 |
0.1674 |
181 |
1 |
33.70 |
2023-06-01 |
| 23. |
Nothing is so painful to the human mind as a great and sudde... |
33.64 |
0.9501 |
0.2869 |
69 |
1 |
33.64 |
2023-06-07 |
| 24. |
I wondered how they would've felt if every time their husban... |
33.63 |
1.0385 |
0.1981 |
154 |
1 |
33.63 |
2023-06-10 |
| 25. |
They say that money doesn't bring you happiness, I say neith... |
33.58 |
0.9938 |
0.2410 |
113 |
1 |
33.58 |
2023-06-06 |
| 26. |
Try to understand men, if you understand each other you will... |
33.43 |
1.0852 |
0.1441 |
155 |
1 |
33.43 |
2023-06-06 |
| 27. |
Most of the people in the industry were young because the gu... |
33.35 |
1.0371 |
0.1892 |
157 |
1 |
33.35 |
2023-06-03 |
| 28. |
I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live i... |
33.34 |
1.1180 |
0.1080 |
144 |
1 |
33.34 |
2023-06-06 |
| 29. |
A rational investor should be willing to pay a higher price ... |
33.13 |
0.9914 |
0.2269 |
125 |
1 |
33.13 |
2023-06-06 |
| 30. |
Children know something that we all too often set aside once... |
33.12 |
1.0534 |
0.1645 |
179 |
1 |
33.12 |
2023-06-06 |
| 31. |
I don't care if you don't save me or the world if you don't ... |
33.11 |
1.1524 |
0.0651 |
74 |
1 |
33.11 |
2023-06-10 |
| 32. |
Oh baby, it's alright. It's alright to feel like a fat child... |
33.09 |
1.0343 |
0.1825 |
238 |
1 |
33.09 |
2023-06-13 |
| 33. |
Losing you would end my life you see, 'cause you mean that m... |
33.06 |
1.0471 |
0.1686 |
131 |
1 |
33.06 |
2023-06-10 |
| 34. |
Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on ac... |
32.99 |
1.0527 |
0.1604 |
190 |
1 |
32.99 |
2023-06-09 |
| 35. |
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. And so I come to y... |
32.98 |
1.0452 |
0.1675 |
173 |
1 |
32.98 |
2023-06-08 |
| 36. |
All you have to do is walk up to a house, ring the doorbell,... |
32.86 |
0.9785 |
0.2298 |
86 |
1 |
32.86 |
2023-06-01 |
| 37. |
And remember also that in fighting against man we must not c... |
32.78 |
1.0221 |
0.1833 |
138 |
1 |
32.78 |
2023-06-13 |
| 38. |
When has anyone ever told me I had the right to stop it all ... |
32.69 |
1.0947 |
0.1074 |
122 |
1 |
32.69 |
2023-06-10 |
| 39. |
I remember the night you were charged with practicing iambic... |
32.62 |
1.0151 |
0.1844 |
90 |
1 |
32.62 |
2023-06-09 |
| 40. |
Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through... |
32.57 |
1.0956 |
0.1021 |
160 |
1 |
32.57 |
2023-06-13 |
| 41. |
Furthermore, those not understanding this intensity will say... |
32.51 |
1.0230 |
0.1725 |
158 |
1 |
32.51 |
2023-06-13 |
| 42. |
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the... |
32.46 |
0.9795 |
0.2141 |
72 |
1 |
32.46 |
2023-06-02 |
| 43. |
The people with ideas have no power and the people with powe... |
32.43 |
1.0420 |
0.1505 |
76 |
1 |
32.43 |
2023-06-09 |
| 44. |
Surely death has found me, it has kept a hold of me all this... |
32.38 |
1.0498 |
0.1409 |
183 |
1 |
32.38 |
2023-06-13 |
| 45. |
Because you're like a story that hasn't happened yet. Becaus... |
32.30 |
1.0419 |
0.1458 |
141 |
1 |
32.30 |
2023-06-10 |
| 46. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
32.21 |
0.8311 |
0.3533 |
124 |
1 |
32.21 |
2023-06-07 |
| 47. |
If you think that you are going to love something, give it a... |
32.17 |
1.0611 |
0.1219 |
65 |
1 |
32.17 |
2023-06-02 |
| 48. |
What isn't clear is why people always say "goes without sayi... |
32.08 |
0.9651 |
0.2145 |
146 |
1 |
32.08 |
2023-06-09 |
| 49. |
You're horrible. You make up this story about demons talking... |
32.06 |
1.0574 |
0.1215 |
148 |
1 |
32.06 |
2023-06-13 |
| 50. |
I think it's extremely excruciating to see people without ta... |
32.05 |
0.9649 |
0.2136 |
111 |
1 |
32.05 |
2023-06-10 |
| 51. |
You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're her... |
32.01 |
1.1193 |
0.0578 |
66 |
1 |
32.01 |
2023-06-06 |
| 52. |
However we choose to feed ourselves, we eat by the grace of ... |
31.91 |
0.9986 |
0.1748 |
162 |
1 |
31.91 |
2023-06-10 |
| 53. |
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is... |
31.89 |
1.0276 |
0.1451 |
81 |
1 |
31.89 |
2023-06-10 |
| 54. |
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly f... |
31.82 |
1.1605 |
0.0096 |
145 |
1 |
31.82 |
2023-06-04 |
| 55. |
They say there is a person who will tell you how to survive ... |
31.79 |
0.9401 |
0.2289 |
95 |
1 |
31.79 |
2023-06-04 |
| 56. |
I bet you're wondering how I knew about your plans to make m... |
31.78 |
1.0235 |
0.1451 |
158 |
1 |
31.78 |
2023-06-10 |
| 57. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
31.63 |
0.9843 |
0.1788 |
234 |
1 |
31.63 |
2023-06-13 |
| 58. |
The cost of a thing is the amount of what I will call life w... |
31.49 |
1.0107 |
0.1473 |
132 |
1 |
31.49 |
2023-06-09 |
| 59. |
Women like her are only hard to love by men who believe love... |
31.46 |
1.0658 |
0.0910 |
76 |
1 |
31.46 |
2023-06-07 |
| 60. |
It's usually best to run as quick as you can for the first f... |
31.36 |
0.8508 |
0.3024 |
117 |
1 |
31.36 |
2023-06-06 |
| 61. |
You know when I was your age, I went out to fishing with all... |
31.32 |
1.0744 |
0.0773 |
144 |
1 |
31.32 |
2023-06-07 |
| 62. |
Through these fields of destruction, baptisms of fire, I've ... |
31.32 |
1.0124 |
0.1393 |
213 |
1 |
31.32 |
2023-06-04 |
| 63. |
I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you thro... |
31.18 |
0.9953 |
0.1513 |
74 |
1 |
31.18 |
2023-06-06 |
| 64. |
Learn to light a candle in the darkest moments of someone's ... |
31.14 |
1.0063 |
0.1388 |
149 |
1 |
31.14 |
2023-06-07 |
| 65. |
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you thi... |
31.13 |
1.0331 |
0.1116 |
307 |
1 |
31.13 |
2023-06-13 |
| 66. |
If all else perished, and he remained, I should still contin... |
31.07 |
1.0365 |
0.1060 |
166 |
1 |
31.07 |
2023-06-06 |
| 67. |
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary... |
31.04 |
1.0189 |
0.1225 |
132 |
1 |
31.04 |
2023-06-13 |
| 68. |
We imagine that when we are thrown out of our usual ruts all... |
30.99 |
1.0967 |
0.0429 |
194 |
1 |
30.99 |
2023-06-04 |
| 69. |
Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... |
30.98 |
0.9353 |
0.2039 |
177 |
1 |
30.98 |
2023-06-07 |
| 70. |
When every card in the deck is stacked against you, the only... |
30.95 |
1.0040 |
0.1341 |
101 |
1 |
30.95 |
2023-06-02 |
| 71. |
Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, w... |
30.82 |
1.0048 |
0.1285 |
164 |
1 |
30.82 |
2023-06-10 |
| 72. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
30.59 |
1.0788 |
0.0461 |
171 |
2 |
29.45 |
2023-06-10 |
| 73. |
Imagine you're stood on a beach, water gently lapping at you... |
30.57 |
1.0111 |
0.1130 |
154 |
1 |
30.57 |
2023-06-09 |
| 74. |
Directories contain elements that describe objects in the wo... |
30.56 |
0.9852 |
0.1386 |
216 |
1 |
30.56 |
2023-06-13 |
| 75. |
Well, we used to look up in the sky and wonder at our place ... |
30.52 |
1.0289 |
0.0934 |
134 |
1 |
30.52 |
2023-06-02 |
| 76. |
I just feel like there are so many things that I could be do... |
30.52 |
1.0398 |
0.0825 |
112 |
1 |
30.52 |
2023-06-02 |
| 77. |
There are horrors beyond life's edge that we do not suspect,... |
30.52 |
0.9674 |
0.1549 |
132 |
1 |
30.52 |
2023-06-06 |
| 78. |
I needed all the feelings to stop boiling like a pot of dal ... |
30.51 |
1.0095 |
0.1124 |
100 |
1 |
30.51 |
2023-06-09 |
| 79. |
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displa... |
30.40 |
0.9545 |
0.1634 |
170 |
2 |
28.77 |
2023-06-06 |
| 80. |
Our minds are born festering with sin. Some are so blighted,... |
30.30 |
1.0482 |
0.0660 |
268 |
1 |
30.30 |
2023-06-08 |
| 81. |
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage stan... |
30.30 |
1.0095 |
0.1047 |
295 |
1 |
30.30 |
2023-06-10 |
| 82. |
You are the most important thing to me now. The most importa... |
30.30 |
1.1742 |
-0.0600 |
80 |
1 |
30.30 |
2023-06-08 |
| 83. |
You came close, but you never made it, and if you were gonna... |
30.27 |
0.9126 |
0.2005 |
96 |
1 |
30.27 |
2023-06-02 |
| 84. |
I like the idea of keeping my thoughts all in one place, lik... |
30.25 |
1.0947 |
0.0177 |
88 |
1 |
30.25 |
2023-06-13 |
| 85. |
Tonight I'm making deals with the devil, and I know it's gon... |
30.20 |
1.0673 |
0.0432 |
118 |
1 |
30.20 |
2023-06-13 |
| 86. |
I swear, there is nothing in the world my mother is better a... |
30.13 |
1.1022 |
0.0057 |
164 |
1 |
30.13 |
2023-06-09 |
| 87. |
I gotta see a man who looks like he might know something, bu... |
30.12 |
0.9029 |
0.2047 |
117 |
1 |
30.12 |
2023-06-09 |
| 88. |
You know, Michael; now that you're so respectable, I think y... |
30.11 |
0.9978 |
0.1094 |
150 |
1 |
30.11 |
2023-06-09 |
| 89. |
Stars, in your multitudes - scarce to be counted, filling th... |
30.08 |
1.0345 |
0.0716 |
295 |
1 |
30.08 |
2023-06-10 |
| 90. |
Anna spoke not only naturally and intelligently, but intelli... |
30.03 |
1.0567 |
0.0476 |
199 |
1 |
30.03 |
2023-06-10 |
| 91. |
Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime and never... |
29.99 |
1.0994 |
0.0034 |
164 |
1 |
29.99 |
2023-06-06 |
| 92. |
It was the most horrible, the most repellent thing she had e... |
29.96 |
1.0799 |
0.0218 |
214 |
1 |
29.96 |
2023-06-13 |
| 93. |
I been doin' this a long time. I ain't never said nothin' to... |
29.88 |
1.0129 |
0.0858 |
68 |
1 |
29.88 |
2023-06-01 |
| 94. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
29.88 |
0.9307 |
0.1680 |
246 |
1 |
29.88 |
2023-06-09 |
| 95. |
The bully who oppressed your youth isn't at the table with u... |
29.87 |
1.0077 |
0.0907 |
86 |
1 |
29.87 |
2023-06-08 |
| 96. |
You never know what a day will bring, which is both the good... |
29.81 |
1.0147 |
0.0815 |
91 |
1 |
29.81 |
2023-06-13 |
| 97. |
My wife was... very nice. A wonderful, warm woman. And then ... |
29.76 |
1.0936 |
0.0007 |
209 |
1 |
29.76 |
2023-06-13 |
| 98. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
29.67 |
0.8142 |
0.2768 |
187 |
1 |
29.67 |
2023-06-13 |
| 99. |
On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises from his pumpkin... |
29.62 |
0.9075 |
0.1817 |
134 |
1 |
29.62 |
2023-06-10 |
| 100. |
I don't think we'd have any alternatives. There isn't a sing... |
29.57 |
1.0127 |
0.0746 |
216 |
1 |
29.57 |
2023-06-10 |
| 101. |
We stand against the small tide of those who want to make ev... |
29.55 |
1.0267 |
0.0599 |
111 |
1 |
29.55 |
2023-06-01 |
| 102. |
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by... |
29.54 |
0.9178 |
0.1684 |
90 |
1 |
29.54 |
2023-06-06 |
| 103. |
As the United States assumed greater status as a power in wo... |
29.48 |
0.9989 |
0.0851 |
205 |
1 |
29.48 |
2023-06-08 |
| 104. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
29.41 |
0.9340 |
0.1475 |
296 |
1 |
29.41 |
2023-06-08 |
| 105. |
Being polite is not only the right way to respond to people ... |
29.32 |
1.0112 |
0.0670 |
178 |
1 |
29.32 |
2023-06-04 |
| 106. |
This country is hard on people. Hard and crazy. Got the devi... |
29.29 |
0.9028 |
0.1743 |
111 |
1 |
29.29 |
2023-06-02 |
| 107. |
If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tr... |
29.28 |
0.8484 |
0.2283 |
63 |
2 |
26.56 |
2023-06-04 |
| 108. |
Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need t... |
29.27 |
1.0316 |
0.0447 |
132 |
1 |
29.27 |
2023-06-07 |
| 109. |
A delusion starts like any other idea, as an egg. Identical ... |
29.17 |
1.0125 |
0.0601 |
177 |
1 |
29.17 |
2023-06-09 |
| 110. |
She couldn't understand a vocation. Some people can't; at be... |
29.12 |
0.9451 |
0.1257 |
138 |
1 |
29.12 |
2023-06-09 |
| 111. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
29.06 |
1.0905 |
-0.0219 |
210 |
1 |
29.06 |
2023-06-07 |
| 112. |
This next test applies the principles of momentum to movemen... |
29.04 |
1.0077 |
0.0602 |
146 |
1 |
29.04 |
2023-06-06 |
| 113. |
To the simple dog, throwing up was like some magical power t... |
29.02 |
1.0039 |
0.0632 |
131 |
1 |
29.02 |
2023-06-06 |
| 114. |
To put things simply, if your past makes your present... The... |
29.02 |
1.0556 |
0.0115 |
206 |
1 |
29.02 |
2023-06-08 |
| 115. |
You must learn from the mistakes of others because you can't... |
28.98 |
1.0117 |
0.0540 |
113 |
1 |
28.98 |
2023-06-02 |
| 116. |
I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but... |
28.97 |
1.0354 |
0.0299 |
159 |
1 |
28.97 |
2023-06-06 |
| 117. |
Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched ... |
28.94 |
1.0176 |
0.0466 |
180 |
1 |
28.94 |
2023-06-13 |
| 118. |
Patience, he thought. So much of this was patience - waiting... |
28.85 |
1.0665 |
-0.0056 |
168 |
1 |
28.85 |
2023-06-10 |
| 119. |
I never should have told you, I never should have let you se... |
28.83 |
1.0925 |
-0.0324 |
128 |
1 |
28.83 |
2023-06-04 |
| 120. |
I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation and the... |
28.83 |
1.0976 |
-0.0375 |
191 |
1 |
28.83 |
2023-06-09 |
| 121. |
It's called cellular because your car phone is tied into dif... |
28.78 |
1.0000 |
0.0583 |
183 |
1 |
28.78 |
2023-06-06 |
| 122. |
You can't convince me what I want and what I need are separa... |
28.75 |
0.8893 |
0.1679 |
70 |
1 |
28.75 |
2023-06-06 |
| 123. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
28.70 |
1.0883 |
-0.0329 |
303 |
1 |
28.70 |
2023-06-13 |
| 124. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
28.69 |
0.8777 |
0.1773 |
177 |
1 |
28.69 |
2023-06-04 |
| 125. |
What good are prayers and shrines to a person mad with love?... |
28.59 |
1.0373 |
0.0140 |
170 |
1 |
28.59 |
2023-06-09 |
| 126. |
I remembered a worrisome course in the Victorian novel where... |
28.58 |
0.9191 |
0.1318 |
154 |
2 |
27.04 |
2023-06-10 |
| 127. |
Cardan looks at me as though he's never seen me before. He l... |
28.52 |
1.0305 |
0.0182 |
139 |
1 |
28.52 |
2023-06-01 |
| 128. |
Once I almost dropped my phone on my soft carpeted floor, bu... |
28.49 |
0.9616 |
0.0860 |
150 |
1 |
28.49 |
2023-06-13 |
| 129. |
You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excu... |
28.40 |
1.0387 |
0.0056 |
162 |
2 |
27.70 |
2023-06-13 |
| 130. |
Yes, it was her he was looking at, and there was meaning in ... |
28.32 |
1.0815 |
-0.0401 |
167 |
1 |
28.32 |
2023-06-06 |
| 131. |
He said that if culture is a house, then language was the ke... |
28.31 |
1.0000 |
0.0410 |
196 |
1 |
28.31 |
2023-06-13 |
| 132. |
Why did I do it? Mainly because people said it was impossibl... |
28.27 |
0.9986 |
0.0409 |
174 |
1 |
28.27 |
2023-06-13 |
| 133. |
Even in the darkest times and places there were always good ... |
28.26 |
1.0031 |
0.0361 |
133 |
1 |
28.26 |
2023-06-04 |
| 134. |
You know, you are a classic example of the inverse ratio bet... |
28.23 |
0.9725 |
0.0656 |
113 |
2 |
27.87 |
2023-06-08 |
| 135. |
What you don't have you don't need it now. What you don't kn... |
28.20 |
0.9716 |
0.0654 |
130 |
1 |
28.20 |
2023-06-02 |
| 136. |
Have you ever thought that if you can go back in time, you m... |
28.20 |
1.0125 |
0.0245 |
95 |
1 |
28.20 |
2023-06-06 |
| 137. |
When I need to find something out, I just go out and look fo... |
28.19 |
1.0656 |
-0.0290 |
147 |
1 |
28.19 |
2023-06-02 |
| 138. |
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you wh... |
28.13 |
1.0878 |
-0.0534 |
86 |
2 |
27.34 |
2023-06-08 |
| 139. |
If you don't know what you want, how are you going to know w... |
28.09 |
1.0016 |
0.0313 |
75 |
1 |
28.09 |
2023-06-06 |
| 140. |
The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to s... |
28.03 |
1.0222 |
0.0085 |
256 |
1 |
28.03 |
2023-06-13 |
| 141. |
He's a wiggly snig and a sniggly wiggly. A fwendy-wend, that... |
27.99 |
0.8770 |
0.1523 |
279 |
1 |
27.99 |
2023-06-13 |
| 142. |
From the moment that we met, I've been awake, like I've neve... |
27.98 |
0.9987 |
0.0302 |
172 |
1 |
27.98 |
2023-06-13 |
| 143. |
You'll face lots of pain and despair on the way. In fact, th... |
27.97 |
1.0406 |
-0.0121 |
244 |
1 |
27.97 |
2023-06-10 |
| 144. |
Looking back, I saw that for my whole conscious life I had n... |
27.89 |
1.0446 |
-0.0190 |
287 |
1 |
27.89 |
2023-06-13 |
| 145. |
I hope you never lose your sense of wonder. You get your fil... |
27.88 |
1.0251 |
0.0001 |
192 |
1 |
27.88 |
2023-06-06 |
| 146. |
So they're finally here, performing for you. If you know the... |
27.82 |
0.9935 |
0.0295 |
173 |
1 |
27.82 |
2023-06-10 |
| 147. |
For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation t... |
27.82 |
1.0354 |
-0.0124 |
185 |
1 |
27.82 |
2023-06-03 |
| 148. |
Take time to really think about your excuses and write them ... |
27.81 |
1.0759 |
-0.0533 |
158 |
1 |
27.81 |
2023-06-04 |
| 149. |
I know that you wanna but you can't 'cause you gotta stay co... |
27.77 |
1.0339 |
-0.0127 |
115 |
1 |
27.77 |
2023-06-06 |
| 150. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
27.75 |
0.9287 |
0.0917 |
108 |
1 |
27.75 |
2023-06-04 |
| 151. |
I'd have wasted a lot of time and trouble before I learned t... |
27.71 |
1.0479 |
-0.0289 |
181 |
1 |
27.71 |
2023-06-04 |
| 152. |
If you find yourself debating whether or not you should go e... |
27.71 |
1.0555 |
-0.0365 |
175 |
1 |
27.71 |
2023-06-06 |
| 153. |
It had never occurred to him until then to think that litera... |
27.70 |
1.0597 |
-0.0411 |
140 |
1 |
27.70 |
2023-06-09 |
| 154. |
When there is evil in this world that justice cannot defeat,... |
27.67 |
0.9973 |
0.0202 |
197 |
2 |
25.00 |
2023-06-09 |
| 155. |
On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, ... |
27.58 |
1.0368 |
-0.0226 |
154 |
1 |
27.58 |
2023-06-09 |
| 156. |
Half the time she did things not simply, not for themselves;... |
27.57 |
1.0497 |
-0.0359 |
166 |
1 |
27.57 |
2023-06-10 |
| 157. |
You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where... |
27.56 |
1.0813 |
-0.0679 |
166 |
1 |
27.56 |
2023-06-04 |
| 158. |
I've seen it watching me, that misty thing without a face. I... |
27.47 |
1.0314 |
-0.0213 |
205 |
1 |
27.47 |
2023-06-04 |
| 159. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
27.46 |
0.8725 |
0.1373 |
163 |
1 |
27.46 |
2023-06-06 |
| 160. |
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more... |
27.45 |
1.0448 |
-0.0354 |
182 |
1 |
27.45 |
2023-06-06 |
| 161. |
I want this mark all the way back to Earth with time to spar... |
27.45 |
1.0049 |
0.0045 |
178 |
1 |
27.45 |
2023-06-06 |
| 162. |
And so we meet at last. You are to be commended for avoiding... |
27.42 |
1.0981 |
-0.0898 |
187 |
1 |
27.42 |
2023-06-01 |
| 163. |
Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you ther... |
27.38 |
0.9993 |
0.0075 |
174 |
1 |
27.38 |
2023-06-10 |
| 164. |
Those who proceed only very slowly can make much greater pro... |
27.37 |
0.8666 |
0.1399 |
150 |
1 |
27.37 |
2023-06-09 |
| 165. |
I guess this is just another lost cause, Mr. Paine. All you ... |
27.34 |
1.0182 |
-0.0129 |
307 |
1 |
27.34 |
2023-06-07 |
| 166. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
27.33 |
1.0496 |
-0.0446 |
314 |
1 |
27.33 |
2023-06-02 |
| 167. |
I'd like to see the world for once all standing hand in hand... |
27.30 |
1.0541 |
-0.0502 |
128 |
1 |
27.30 |
2023-06-10 |
| 168. |
The moon belongs to everyone; the best things in life are fr... |
27.28 |
1.0652 |
-0.0621 |
292 |
1 |
27.28 |
2023-06-06 |
| 169. |
Did you know? There are three kinds of aces. Those who seek ... |
27.26 |
1.0293 |
-0.0269 |
138 |
1 |
27.26 |
2023-06-03 |
| 170. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
27.25 |
1.0029 |
-0.0009 |
209 |
1 |
27.25 |
2023-06-10 |
| 171. |
Love born in the brain is more spirited, doubtless, than tru... |
27.24 |
0.9653 |
0.0364 |
251 |
1 |
27.24 |
2023-06-07 |
| 172. |
When a man's an empty kettle, he should be on his mettle, an... |
27.23 |
0.9865 |
0.0148 |
159 |
1 |
27.23 |
2023-06-10 |
| 173. |
But you'd have to walk a thousand miles in my shoes, just to... |
27.20 |
1.0575 |
-0.0573 |
282 |
1 |
27.20 |
2023-06-07 |
| 174. |
Welcome aboard the HMS majesty ship, where the drinks are fr... |
27.16 |
1.0102 |
-0.0115 |
257 |
1 |
27.16 |
2023-06-13 |
| 175. |
Each man is tortured by this dream, but the dream gives mean... |
27.08 |
1.0371 |
-0.0413 |
155 |
1 |
27.08 |
2023-06-09 |
| 176. |
Perhaps it was an old flame he was in mourning for from the ... |
27.04 |
1.0474 |
-0.0531 |
170 |
1 |
27.04 |
2023-06-09 |
| 177. |
Despite our excitement about the linguistic feats of chimpan... |
26.97 |
0.9567 |
0.0350 |
223 |
1 |
26.97 |
2023-06-09 |
| 178. |
Rows and flows of angel hair, and ice cream castles in the a... |
26.94 |
1.0653 |
-0.0747 |
252 |
1 |
26.94 |
2023-06-07 |
| 179. |
If you begin to repeat an error, or if your concentration or... |
26.90 |
0.9505 |
0.0387 |
204 |
1 |
26.90 |
2023-06-09 |
| 180. |
There will be no more retribution, so you better not waste y... |
26.87 |
1.0958 |
-0.1077 |
189 |
1 |
26.87 |
2023-06-10 |
| 181. |
In another time, another culture, he may have been a seer, a... |
26.80 |
0.9974 |
-0.0119 |
138 |
1 |
26.80 |
2023-06-06 |
| 182. |
And men go abroad to admire the heights of mountains, the mi... |
26.80 |
1.0524 |
-0.0669 |
192 |
1 |
26.80 |
2023-06-06 |
| 183. |
He didn't have to know how it would stand if he didn't look ... |
26.72 |
0.9942 |
-0.0117 |
92 |
1 |
26.72 |
2023-06-06 |
| 184. |
He looked around for the others. They weren't there. He look... |
26.68 |
1.0629 |
-0.0818 |
231 |
1 |
26.68 |
2023-06-04 |
| 185. |
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here wit... |
26.61 |
0.9983 |
-0.0198 |
231 |
1 |
26.61 |
2023-06-13 |
| 186. |
But when you lose something you love, faith takes over. You ... |
26.58 |
1.0248 |
-0.0474 |
133 |
1 |
26.58 |
2023-06-01 |
| 187. |
There will come a time when there are no human beings remain... |
26.54 |
1.0793 |
-0.1034 |
139 |
1 |
26.54 |
2023-06-10 |
| 188. |
They always say that it's a mistake to hire your friends. An... |
26.53 |
0.9884 |
-0.0128 |
130 |
1 |
26.53 |
2023-06-09 |
| 189. |
It is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings wh... |
26.51 |
1.1553 |
-0.1805 |
125 |
1 |
26.51 |
2023-06-06 |
| 190. |
Would you like to take a trip to outer space? There's a new ... |
26.50 |
1.0107 |
-0.0362 |
168 |
1 |
26.50 |
2023-06-09 |
| 191. |
Spinning counterclockwise, each turn robs the planet of angu... |
26.50 |
0.9903 |
-0.0158 |
196 |
1 |
26.50 |
2023-06-10 |
| 192. |
But it is important to know this, to know your roots. To kno... |
26.47 |
1.0686 |
-0.0952 |
255 |
1 |
26.47 |
2023-06-07 |
| 193. |
Oh... and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter?... |
26.47 |
1.0232 |
-0.0498 |
222 |
1 |
26.47 |
2023-06-13 |
| 194. |
There was something magical about an island - the mere word ... |
26.43 |
1.0041 |
-0.0322 |
197 |
1 |
26.43 |
2023-06-13 |
| 195. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
26.40 |
1.0120 |
-0.0412 |
290 |
1 |
26.40 |
2023-06-07 |
| 196. |
The lady said the Langston who wrote these words is a poet. ... |
26.34 |
1.0206 |
-0.0520 |
141 |
2 |
23.35 |
2023-06-06 |
| 197. |
Life without change might be called anything except life, it... |
26.31 |
1.0464 |
-0.0789 |
175 |
1 |
26.31 |
2023-06-07 |
| 198. |
Not everyone believes in mountains, yet there they are, in p... |
26.31 |
0.9936 |
-0.0261 |
299 |
1 |
26.31 |
2023-06-10 |
| 199. |
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the int... |
26.27 |
1.0790 |
-0.1130 |
128 |
1 |
26.27 |
2023-06-06 |
| 200. |
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasn't been w... |
26.24 |
0.9759 |
-0.0110 |
170 |
1 |
26.24 |
2023-06-09 |
| 201. |
Just a cast away an island lost at sea. Another lonely day, ... |
26.23 |
1.0093 |
-0.0448 |
158 |
1 |
26.23 |
2023-06-04 |
| 202. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
26.23 |
1.0669 |
-0.1024 |
213 |
1 |
26.23 |
2023-06-10 |
| 203. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
26.21 |
0.8089 |
0.1549 |
158 |
1 |
26.21 |
2023-06-07 |
| 204. |
He spent six hours examining things, trying to find a differ... |
26.21 |
1.0456 |
-0.0818 |
192 |
1 |
26.21 |
2023-06-07 |
| 205. |
During my meditation training, I came to a place of deep sil... |
26.14 |
0.9945 |
-0.0333 |
177 |
2 |
25.72 |
2023-06-10 |
| 206. |
Sometimes all I want to do is head west on twenty in a car I... |
26.07 |
0.9754 |
-0.0168 |
131 |
1 |
26.07 |
2023-06-06 |
| 207. |
Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the proc... |
26.06 |
0.9282 |
0.0301 |
76 |
1 |
26.06 |
2023-06-01 |
| 208. |
There's something waiting in the stratosphere, and it's wait... |
26.05 |
0.9439 |
0.0140 |
101 |
1 |
26.05 |
2023-06-02 |
| 209. |
A very dangerous scientific development, since I doubt wheth... |
25.96 |
0.9829 |
-0.0283 |
146 |
1 |
25.96 |
2023-06-06 |
| 210. |
I always make offers with escape clauses. In real estate, I ... |
25.91 |
1.0151 |
-0.0623 |
265 |
1 |
25.91 |
2023-06-09 |
| 211. |
I have waited lifetimes to find you. Now that you're here I ... |
25.86 |
1.0050 |
-0.0541 |
121 |
1 |
25.86 |
2023-06-10 |
| 212. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
25.67 |
0.8118 |
0.1321 |
109 |
1 |
25.67 |
2023-06-06 |
| 213. |
We can't retract the decisions we've made. We can only affec... |
25.63 |
0.9490 |
-0.0065 |
106 |
1 |
25.63 |
2023-06-09 |
| 214. |
The alternative is unconsciousness, the default setting, the... |
25.63 |
0.9930 |
-0.0505 |
141 |
1 |
25.63 |
2023-06-06 |
| 215. |
You could have told me yourself that you loved someone else. |
25.60 |
1.2039 |
-0.2625 |
60 |
1 |
25.60 |
2023-06-02 |
| 216. |
Without imagination there is no hope, no chance to envision ... |
25.57 |
0.9872 |
-0.0469 |
110 |
1 |
25.57 |
2023-06-04 |
| 217. |
And I wonder if everything could ever feel this real forever... |
25.52 |
0.9937 |
-0.0553 |
104 |
1 |
25.52 |
2023-06-07 |
| 218. |
Men always believe that. With a law degree you're taking on ... |
25.49 |
1.0535 |
-0.1162 |
132 |
1 |
25.49 |
2023-06-07 |
| 219. |
Dean is the perfect guy for the road because he actually was... |
25.46 |
0.8506 |
0.0856 |
132 |
1 |
25.46 |
2023-06-06 |
| 220. |
I don't worry. This is all wrong. I don't know what it is bu... |
25.45 |
0.9946 |
-0.0588 |
157 |
1 |
25.45 |
2023-06-07 |
| 221. |
Everyone I have cared for has either died or left me, everyo... |
25.44 |
1.0028 |
-0.0673 |
172 |
1 |
25.44 |
2023-06-04 |
| 222. |
If you open your mind for me, you won't rely on open eyes to... |
25.44 |
0.9973 |
-0.0618 |
140 |
1 |
25.44 |
2023-06-09 |
| 223. |
If only sorrow could build a staircase or tears could show t... |
25.43 |
0.9426 |
-0.0075 |
130 |
1 |
25.43 |
2023-06-07 |
| 224. |
What it all comes down to is that everything is going to be ... |
25.40 |
1.0114 |
-0.0774 |
155 |
1 |
25.40 |
2023-06-03 |
| 225. |
I gave him my heart, and he took and pinched it to death; an... |
25.38 |
0.9918 |
-0.0585 |
187 |
1 |
25.38 |
2023-06-07 |
| 226. |
Specialized uniforms, such as nun and priest garb, can be mo... |
25.37 |
0.9161 |
0.0168 |
200 |
1 |
25.37 |
2023-06-02 |
| 227. |
Arrogance may not be a uniquely American trait, but I must s... |
25.37 |
0.9657 |
-0.0328 |
183 |
1 |
25.37 |
2023-06-02 |
| 228. |
Your future hasn't been written yet; no one's has. Your futu... |
25.35 |
0.9426 |
-0.0104 |
110 |
1 |
25.35 |
2023-06-01 |
| 229. |
The key to investing is not how much an industry will affect... |
25.32 |
1.0301 |
-0.0990 |
151 |
1 |
25.32 |
2023-06-07 |
| 230. |
If the liberty of myself or my class or nation depends on th... |
25.31 |
1.0384 |
-0.1077 |
157 |
1 |
25.31 |
2023-06-06 |
| 231. |
My life seems unreal, my crime an illusion, a scene badly wr... |
25.25 |
0.9865 |
-0.0580 |
173 |
1 |
25.25 |
2023-06-06 |
| 232. |
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. |
25.23 |
0.8783 |
0.0495 |
58 |
1 |
25.23 |
2023-06-03 |
| 233. |
I'm wondering why do all the monsters come out at night? Why... |
25.22 |
1.0089 |
-0.0815 |
162 |
2 |
23.45 |
2023-06-04 |
| 234. |
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who ... |
25.19 |
1.1532 |
-0.2269 |
72 |
1 |
25.19 |
2023-06-02 |
| 235. |
I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... |
25.14 |
1.0151 |
-0.0907 |
152 |
1 |
25.14 |
2023-06-10 |
| 236. |
Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod... |
25.10 |
1.0109 |
-0.0879 |
112 |
1 |
25.10 |
2023-06-07 |
| 237. |
While there are few problems in today's world that the Unite... |
25.03 |
1.0464 |
-0.1260 |
152 |
1 |
25.03 |
2023-06-09 |
| 238. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
24.87 |
1.0462 |
-0.1317 |
184 |
2 |
23.41 |
2023-06-06 |
| 239. |
One way to combat the horizon effect is to continue search w... |
24.87 |
0.9775 |
-0.0630 |
191 |
1 |
24.87 |
2023-06-13 |
| 240. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
24.85 |
0.8554 |
0.0584 |
192 |
1 |
24.85 |
2023-06-01 |
| 241. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
24.83 |
0.8731 |
0.0400 |
199 |
1 |
24.83 |
2023-06-10 |
| 242. |
I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on... |
24.82 |
0.9233 |
-0.0106 |
181 |
1 |
24.82 |
2023-06-03 |
| 243. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
24.79 |
1.0254 |
-0.1138 |
217 |
1 |
24.79 |
2023-06-07 |
| 244. |
Caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a... |
24.68 |
0.9266 |
-0.0191 |
278 |
1 |
24.68 |
2023-06-07 |
| 245. |
Nothing in life is easy. But that's no reason to give up. Yo... |
24.62 |
1.0317 |
-0.1264 |
129 |
1 |
24.62 |
2023-06-10 |
| 246. |
When I saw the break of day, I wished that I could fly away. |
24.46 |
0.8986 |
0.0008 |
60 |
1 |
24.46 |
2023-06-06 |
| 247. |
Yeah, they got you where they want you. There's a better lif... |
24.44 |
1.1093 |
-0.2106 |
200 |
1 |
24.44 |
2023-06-01 |
| 248. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
24.40 |
0.8348 |
0.0624 |
219 |
1 |
24.40 |
2023-06-02 |
| 249. |
Take the fifteen minutes before homeroom every morning. What... |
24.34 |
1.0272 |
-0.1322 |
166 |
1 |
24.34 |
2023-06-04 |
| 250. |
You see, Mr. Newton, I'm kind of a cliche. I'm the disillusi... |
24.15 |
0.9098 |
-0.0218 |
209 |
1 |
24.15 |
2023-06-13 |
| 251. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
24.14 |
0.9578 |
-0.0701 |
281 |
1 |
24.14 |
2023-06-04 |
| 252. |
Love is simply the name for the desire and pursuit of the wh... |
23.98 |
0.9342 |
-0.0524 |
64 |
1 |
23.98 |
2023-06-02 |
| 253. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
23.96 |
0.9048 |
-0.0237 |
271 |
1 |
23.96 |
2023-06-10 |
| 254. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
23.92 |
0.9798 |
-0.1002 |
199 |
1 |
23.92 |
2023-06-02 |
| 255. |
Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the enti... |
23.88 |
1.0279 |
-0.1498 |
253 |
1 |
23.88 |
2023-06-13 |
| 256. |
Sticks and stones will break your bones. They seldom let you... |
23.86 |
0.8988 |
-0.0214 |
118 |
2 |
23.40 |
2023-06-02 |
| 257. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
23.83 |
0.8152 |
0.0611 |
163 |
1 |
23.83 |
2023-06-06 |
| 258. |
I walk a mile with a smile and I don't know, I don't care wh... |
23.83 |
1.0580 |
-0.1817 |
264 |
1 |
23.83 |
2023-06-13 |
| 259. |
I think that those two people want to be together. I think t... |
23.83 |
1.0952 |
-0.2189 |
216 |
1 |
23.83 |
2023-06-01 |
| 260. |
Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's ... |
23.81 |
1.0254 |
-0.1499 |
163 |
1 |
23.81 |
2023-06-04 |
| 261. |
We used to look at the stars and confess our dreams, hold ea... |
23.80 |
1.0076 |
-0.1324 |
157 |
1 |
23.80 |
2023-06-06 |
| 262. |
We have all got to exert ourselves a little to keep sane, an... |
23.72 |
1.0166 |
-0.1444 |
121 |
1 |
23.72 |
2023-06-06 |
| 263. |
He looked at her as a man might look at a faded flower he ha... |
23.61 |
1.0119 |
-0.1437 |
166 |
1 |
23.61 |
2023-06-09 |
| 264. |
Stand tall, boy. Have some respect for yourself. Don't you k... |
23.60 |
1.0300 |
-0.1622 |
232 |
1 |
23.60 |
2023-06-06 |
| 265. |
Life is not the amount of breaths you take. It's the moments... |
23.44 |
0.9591 |
-0.0972 |
88 |
1 |
23.44 |
2023-06-01 |
| 266. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
23.41 |
0.8190 |
0.0418 |
135 |
1 |
23.41 |
2023-06-10 |
| 267. |
It's a four ton truck, Tyrone, it's not as though it's a pac... |
23.39 |
0.7739 |
0.0862 |
82 |
1 |
23.39 |
2023-06-02 |
| 268. |
I leave you with photographs, pictures of trickery, and stai... |
23.35 |
0.9016 |
-0.0430 |
192 |
1 |
23.35 |
2023-06-02 |
| 269. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
23.26 |
1.0004 |
-0.1451 |
212 |
1 |
23.26 |
2023-06-02 |
| 270. |
Because most of the 150,000 tons of gold ever mined is still... |
23.25 |
0.9303 |
-0.0753 |
176 |
1 |
23.25 |
2023-06-07 |
| 271. |
Can I open a window? Can somebody open the door? There's so ... |
23.24 |
0.9096 |
-0.0550 |
103 |
1 |
23.24 |
2023-06-10 |
| 272. |
Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed. I tried to ... |
23.17 |
1.0366 |
-0.1846 |
164 |
1 |
23.17 |
2023-06-09 |
| 273. |
Haven't you ever happened to come across in a book some vagu... |
22.76 |
1.0256 |
-0.1887 |
190 |
1 |
22.76 |
2023-06-02 |
| 274. |
I shall honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all ... |
22.76 |
1.0506 |
-0.2137 |
172 |
1 |
22.76 |
2023-06-01 |
| 275. |
How do I live without the ones I love? Time still turns the ... |
22.72 |
1.0381 |
-0.2026 |
170 |
1 |
22.72 |
2023-06-09 |
| 276. |
I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even ... |
22.71 |
0.9672 |
-0.1321 |
177 |
1 |
22.71 |
2023-06-02 |
| 277. |
Sometimes it seems like we're all living in some kind of pri... |
22.66 |
1.0410 |
-0.2077 |
310 |
1 |
22.66 |
2023-06-07 |
| 278. |
When you fall in love with someone you aren't interested in ... |
22.61 |
1.0514 |
-0.2200 |
104 |
1 |
22.61 |
2023-06-06 |
| 279. |
Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. There are many ... |
22.58 |
0.9196 |
-0.0893 |
148 |
1 |
22.58 |
2023-06-09 |
| 280. |
She was amazed Silveny had even let them get close enough to... |
22.58 |
0.9699 |
-0.1396 |
155 |
1 |
22.58 |
2023-06-09 |
| 281. |
To be sure, when an analyst says "buy" he may mean "hold," a... |
22.48 |
0.8203 |
0.0063 |
171 |
1 |
22.48 |
2023-06-04 |
| 282. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
22.47 |
1.0365 |
-0.2102 |
162 |
1 |
22.47 |
2023-06-04 |
| 283. |
He's not so bad. He has a temper... deep down he's all fluff... |
22.31 |
1.0064 |
-0.1860 |
226 |
1 |
22.31 |
2023-06-02 |
| 284. |
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie... |
22.31 |
0.9258 |
-0.1054 |
118 |
2 |
22.28 |
2023-06-06 |
| 285. |
You can be sure of succeeding in your attacks if you only at... |
22.29 |
1.0152 |
-0.1956 |
187 |
1 |
22.29 |
2023-06-10 |
| 286. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
22.27 |
0.9286 |
-0.1097 |
194 |
1 |
22.27 |
2023-06-06 |
| 287. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
22.25 |
1.0483 |
-0.2301 |
227 |
1 |
22.25 |
2023-06-09 |
| 288. |
Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and ... |
22.17 |
0.9922 |
-0.1770 |
174 |
2 |
21.93 |
2023-06-06 |
| 289. |
Middle management means that you got just enough responsibil... |
22.16 |
1.0495 |
-0.2346 |
154 |
1 |
22.16 |
2023-06-09 |
| 290. |
I'll dive in the sky. Oh, the waters alive! I'll float down ... |
21.96 |
0.9449 |
-0.1374 |
170 |
1 |
21.96 |
2023-06-09 |
| 291. |
A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that music u... |
21.79 |
1.0898 |
-0.2885 |
188 |
1 |
21.79 |
2023-06-08 |
| 292. |
Hero - not the champion player who plays the perfect game. N... |
21.69 |
0.9110 |
-0.1134 |
141 |
2 |
21.03 |
2023-06-08 |
| 293. |
Desktop publishing revolutionized the creation of printed do... |
21.61 |
0.8023 |
-0.0077 |
182 |
1 |
21.61 |
2023-06-03 |
| 294. |
I must have done something right, to deserve you in my life.... |
21.59 |
1.0416 |
-0.2477 |
110 |
1 |
21.59 |
2023-06-07 |
| 295. |
Lesser than Macbeth, and greater. Not so happy, yet much hap... |
21.56 |
0.8748 |
-0.0820 |
141 |
1 |
21.56 |
2023-06-09 |
| 296. |
Stupid, pitiful creature. I am the rage in your heart. I am ... |
21.39 |
0.9734 |
-0.1868 |
174 |
1 |
21.39 |
2023-06-04 |
| 297. |
There is nothing sweeter in this sad world than the sound of... |
21.33 |
1.0482 |
-0.2639 |
96 |
1 |
21.33 |
2023-06-06 |
| 298. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
21.17 |
0.8867 |
-0.1082 |
163 |
1 |
21.17 |
2023-06-03 |
| 299. |
The label doesn't mention that that rib-eye steak came from ... |
20.97 |
0.7731 |
-0.0020 |
145 |
1 |
20.97 |
2023-06-09 |
| 300. |
Hero? No! We're pirates! I love heroes, but I don't wanna be... |
20.88 |
0.9436 |
-0.1758 |
229 |
1 |
20.88 |
2023-06-02 |
| 301. |
In the case of college students, 80 to 90 percent of respond... |
20.73 |
0.9319 |
-0.1696 |
148 |
1 |
20.73 |
2023-06-01 |
| 302. |
The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost ... |
20.72 |
1.0737 |
-0.3118 |
68 |
1 |
20.72 |
2023-06-06 |
| 303. |
Tell me again, was it love at first sight when I walked by a... |
20.68 |
1.0429 |
-0.2825 |
182 |
1 |
20.68 |
2023-06-03 |
| 304. |
I don't give a damn, except that I get bored sometimes when ... |
20.52 |
1.0502 |
-0.2956 |
201 |
1 |
20.52 |
2023-06-06 |
| 305. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
20.29 |
0.8070 |
-0.0609 |
167 |
1 |
20.29 |
2023-06-13 |
| 306. |
I have long loved you, and loved you even before I knew that... |
20.12 |
0.9576 |
-0.2177 |
67 |
1 |
20.12 |
2023-06-08 |
| 307. |
Where I come from, there's a terrible drought. We saw pictur... |
20.11 |
0.9596 |
-0.2201 |
169 |
1 |
20.11 |
2023-06-04 |
| 308. |
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it ... |
19.95 |
0.9506 |
-0.2170 |
112 |
1 |
19.95 |
2023-06-07 |
| 309. |
When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never need... |
19.95 |
0.9893 |
-0.2557 |
202 |
1 |
19.95 |
2023-06-06 |
| 310. |
Back home, everyone is scientist. Even my plumber wins Nobel... |
19.91 |
0.8893 |
-0.1572 |
166 |
1 |
19.91 |
2023-06-01 |
| 311. |
First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... |
19.87 |
0.8372 |
-0.1065 |
179 |
1 |
19.87 |
2023-06-01 |
| 312. |
Every time you practice a technique incorrectly, you're incr... |
19.80 |
0.7791 |
-0.0510 |
172 |
1 |
19.80 |
2023-06-01 |
| 313. |
We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don... |
19.78 |
0.9755 |
-0.2481 |
126 |
1 |
19.78 |
2023-06-02 |
| 314. |
Endlessly gazing in nocturnal prime. She spoke of her vices ... |
19.67 |
0.9607 |
-0.2374 |
163 |
1 |
19.67 |
2023-06-09 |
| 315. |
Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything ... |
19.51 |
1.0030 |
-0.2856 |
105 |
1 |
19.51 |
2023-06-02 |
| 316. |
All that is now, all that is gone, and everything under the ... |
19.40 |
1.0416 |
-0.3282 |
111 |
1 |
19.40 |
2023-06-10 |
| 317. |
It's easy not to abuse your power when you don't actually ha... |
18.69 |
0.9294 |
-0.2421 |
73 |
1 |
18.69 |
2023-06-03 |
| 318. |
Gentlemen: You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you,... |
18.29 |
0.9499 |
-0.2773 |
100 |
1 |
18.29 |
2023-06-06 |
| 319. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
18.27 |
1.0390 |
-0.3672 |
205 |
1 |
18.27 |
2023-06-09 |
| 320. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
17.30 |
0.9187 |
-0.2825 |
118 |
1 |
17.30 |
2023-06-02 |
| 321. |
The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terr... |
17.25 |
1.0352 |
-0.4009 |
143 |
1 |
17.25 |
2023-06-03 |
| 322. |
False tears bring pain to those around you. A false smile br... |
17.13 |
1.0054 |
-0.3755 |
84 |
1 |
17.13 |
2023-06-10 |
| 323. |
One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, better lock ... |
10.25 |
0.8541 |
-0.4772 |
165 |
1 |
10.25 |
2023-06-03 |
| 324. |
People have the right to think and say whatever they want to... |
9.51 |
1.0617 |
-0.7120 |
127 |
1 |
9.51 |
2023-06-03 |