Text analysis for appropriate nicknames pls (mttttn)

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Rank	Text	Best WPM	Overall Difficulty	Relative Speed	Text Length	Races	Average WPM	Last race
1.	In most cases, there is more to be gained by maximizing the ...	89.75	1.0598	0.5635	196	1	89.75	2012-12-20
2.	When I was your age, television was called books. And this i...	84.00	1.0711	0.4476	213	1	84.00	2012-12-20
3.	The girls I like best are ones I never feel much like kiddin...	54.86	0.9063	0.0922	239	1	54.86	2012-12-20
4.	It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr...	52.76	0.9529	0.0400	269	1	52.76	2012-12-20
5.	Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W...	52.60	0.9263	0.0265	188	1	52.60	2012-12-20
6.	I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ...	51.79	1.0053	-0.0726	232	1	51.79	2012-12-20
7.	You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ...	51.34	0.8914	0.0352	366	1	51.34	2012-12-20
8.	Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n...	50.31	0.9430	-0.0396	227	1	50.31	2012-12-20
9.	It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l...	46.67	0.7708	0.0754	207	1	46.67	2012-12-20
10.	You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling...	45.24	0.8602	-0.0476	206	1	45.24	2012-12-20
11.	The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ...	39.27	1.0669	-0.3292	286	1	39.27	2012-12-20
12.	Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'...	37.13	1.0696	-0.4068	226	1	37.13	2012-12-20