| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedur... |
105.96 |
1.0793 |
0.5767 |
267 |
1 |
105.96 |
2020-06-23 |
| 2. |
For all the things you've done, for the things you might hav... |
97.46 |
1.2205 |
0.3027 |
105 |
1 |
97.46 |
2020-06-23 |
| 3. |
I don't want to talk about it! Every time I think about some... |
96.91 |
1.0738 |
0.4408 |
143 |
1 |
96.91 |
2019-11-07 |
| 4. |
Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have... |
95.44 |
1.0387 |
0.4529 |
365 |
1 |
95.44 |
2025-10-19 |
| 5. |
As Harry and Ron walked back to the castle for dinner, their... |
93.78 |
1.0138 |
0.4519 |
243 |
1 |
93.78 |
2021-08-19 |
| 6. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
92.76 |
1.0263 |
0.4234 |
267 |
1 |
92.76 |
2020-06-23 |
| 7. |
I can hear the soft breathing of the girl that I love as she... |
92.50 |
1.0840 |
0.3617 |
198 |
1 |
92.50 |
2020-06-26 |
| 8. |
Hey you, out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old,... |
92.19 |
1.0219 |
0.4189 |
236 |
1 |
92.19 |
2021-08-19 |
| 9. |
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterio... |
91.83 |
1.0195 |
0.4157 |
417 |
1 |
91.83 |
2025-10-19 |
| 10. |
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all do... |
91.50 |
1.0677 |
0.3623 |
239 |
1 |
91.50 |
2020-06-26 |
| 11. |
We speak of something carried and something carrying, of som... |
90.90 |
1.0907 |
0.3300 |
303 |
1 |
90.90 |
2010-03-04 |
| 12. |
Then we saw him pick up all the things that were down. He pi... |
88.54 |
1.1220 |
0.2618 |
219 |
1 |
88.54 |
2020-06-23 |
| 13. |
That was what I wanted, but I don't need it to be gone. I ca... |
88.27 |
1.1418 |
0.2377 |
235 |
1 |
88.27 |
2021-08-19 |
| 14. |
I still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the lov... |
87.68 |
1.0803 |
0.2900 |
341 |
1 |
87.68 |
2021-08-19 |
| 15. |
She hangs her head and cries on my shirt. She must be hurt v... |
87.16 |
1.0111 |
0.3511 |
226 |
1 |
87.16 |
2020-06-26 |
| 16. |
And his dad's smile faded just a bit - the prodigy could rea... |
87.10 |
1.0394 |
0.3219 |
313 |
1 |
87.10 |
2021-08-19 |
| 17. |
There is some love that will not go away. You're here, there... |
86.43 |
1.0886 |
0.2622 |
169 |
1 |
86.43 |
2018-06-27 |
| 18. |
Numerous studies have shown similar results. Radiologists ha... |
86.23 |
1.0056 |
0.3421 |
454 |
1 |
86.23 |
2025-10-19 |
| 19. |
I am Dracula and I welcome you to my house. I must apologize... |
86.14 |
0.9983 |
0.3480 |
152 |
1 |
86.14 |
2020-06-26 |
| 20. |
Although some men who were easy with their words said that i... |
86.14 |
1.0729 |
0.2734 |
195 |
1 |
86.14 |
2020-06-26 |
| 21. |
Antoon used to import paint cans. That's simply too expensiv... |
86.01 |
0.9984 |
0.3458 |
260 |
1 |
86.01 |
2020-06-26 |
| 22. |
There's something moving through the windows and walls, I've... |
85.88 |
1.0801 |
0.2621 |
176 |
1 |
85.88 |
2021-08-19 |
| 23. |
Welcome to the room of people who have rooms of people that ... |
85.31 |
1.0894 |
0.2439 |
191 |
1 |
85.31 |
2020-06-26 |
| 24. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
84.66 |
1.0289 |
0.2942 |
276 |
1 |
84.66 |
2019-11-07 |
| 25. |
I'll tell you a riddle. You're waiting for a train, a train ... |
84.57 |
1.0788 |
0.2429 |
251 |
1 |
84.57 |
2019-11-07 |
| 26. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
83.99 |
1.0368 |
0.2759 |
276 |
4 |
65.20 |
2018-06-29 |
| 27. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
83.68 |
1.0389 |
0.2689 |
318 |
2 |
69.28 |
2018-06-29 |
| 28. |
Opening your eyes is all that is needing. The heart lies and... |
83.68 |
1.0281 |
0.2797 |
293 |
1 |
83.68 |
2020-06-23 |
| 29. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
83.65 |
0.9941 |
0.3132 |
217 |
3 |
64.94 |
2010-03-04 |
| 30. |
We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries... |
83.13 |
0.9409 |
0.3583 |
297 |
1 |
83.13 |
2019-11-07 |
| 31. |
We love people who've died... where's the social utility in ... |
83.00 |
0.9921 |
0.3051 |
488 |
1 |
83.00 |
2020-06-26 |
| 32. |
You know, for fifteen years I've been looking for these damn... |
82.91 |
0.9619 |
0.3339 |
162 |
1 |
82.91 |
2018-06-27 |
| 33. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
82.63 |
1.0201 |
0.2713 |
375 |
1 |
82.63 |
2020-06-26 |
| 34. |
Sally and I did not know what to say. Should we tell her the... |
82.50 |
1.0646 |
0.2248 |
199 |
1 |
82.50 |
2019-11-07 |
| 35. |
I'll say God seems to have a kind of laid-back management st... |
82.37 |
0.9067 |
0.3806 |
224 |
1 |
82.37 |
2020-06-26 |
| 36. |
When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained. But ... |
82.27 |
1.0133 |
0.2725 |
232 |
1 |
82.27 |
2020-06-23 |
| 37. |
Learning does not make one learned: there are those who have... |
82.17 |
1.0106 |
0.2736 |
157 |
1 |
82.17 |
2020-06-23 |
| 38. |
And so we meet at last. You are to be commended for avoiding... |
81.11 |
1.0981 |
0.1695 |
187 |
1 |
81.11 |
2018-06-27 |
| 39. |
What we do know is that, as the chemical window closed, anot... |
80.89 |
1.0216 |
0.2426 |
302 |
1 |
80.89 |
2018-06-29 |
| 40. |
And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain... |
80.75 |
1.0125 |
0.2495 |
251 |
1 |
80.75 |
2025-10-19 |
| 41. |
I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to s... |
80.19 |
1.0022 |
0.2511 |
285 |
1 |
80.19 |
2019-11-07 |
| 42. |
You know, at one time I used to break into pet shops to libe... |
80.15 |
0.9764 |
0.2762 |
220 |
1 |
80.15 |
2018-06-26 |
| 43. |
Knew he was a killer, first time that I saw him. Wonder how ... |
79.59 |
0.9835 |
0.2604 |
347 |
1 |
79.59 |
2018-06-29 |
| 44. |
First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... |
79.45 |
0.9831 |
0.2586 |
222 |
1 |
79.45 |
2011-10-07 |
| 45. |
Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more ... |
79.42 |
0.9217 |
0.3195 |
137 |
1 |
79.42 |
2019-11-07 |
| 46. |
You can tell from the lines on her face, you can see that sh... |
79.11 |
1.0650 |
0.1714 |
147 |
1 |
79.11 |
2020-08-14 |
| 47. |
Do you know I've been sitting here thinking to myself: that ... |
78.36 |
0.9571 |
0.2676 |
347 |
1 |
78.36 |
2020-06-26 |
| 48. |
Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase... |
78.13 |
0.9921 |
0.2290 |
344 |
1 |
78.13 |
2020-06-23 |
| 49. |
Welcome to the world of international intrigue where today's... |
78.08 |
0.9736 |
0.2467 |
276 |
1 |
78.08 |
2019-11-07 |
| 50. |
And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. ... |
77.86 |
0.9730 |
0.2439 |
342 |
1 |
77.86 |
2018-06-29 |
| 51. |
On other wavelengths there would probably be a lot still to ... |
77.79 |
0.9700 |
0.2458 |
447 |
1 |
77.79 |
2020-06-26 |
| 52. |
In this world everything is governed by balance. There's wha... |
77.29 |
1.1288 |
0.0791 |
316 |
1 |
77.29 |
2021-08-19 |
| 53. |
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, warm smell o... |
77.25 |
0.9987 |
0.2086 |
219 |
1 |
77.25 |
2019-11-07 |
| 54. |
Lying here in the darkness I hear the sirens wail. Somebody'... |
77.20 |
0.9733 |
0.2332 |
215 |
1 |
77.20 |
2018-06-29 |
| 55. |
Well, isn't this great, we've all learned something. Tony ca... |
77.13 |
1.0231 |
0.1823 |
228 |
1 |
77.13 |
2022-01-03 |
| 56. |
He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken h... |
77.02 |
0.9272 |
0.2765 |
390 |
1 |
77.02 |
2018-06-29 |
| 57. |
On the contrary, it may happen that the atoms are launched i... |
76.90 |
1.0193 |
0.1825 |
388 |
1 |
76.90 |
2020-06-26 |
| 58. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
76.76 |
1.0150 |
0.1847 |
325 |
1 |
76.76 |
2010-03-04 |
| 59. |
I take care of my body above all else. Diet, exercise, suppl... |
76.48 |
0.9385 |
0.2568 |
212 |
1 |
76.48 |
2020-06-26 |
| 60. |
I know you're into banks and Wall Street, but everyone knows... |
76.19 |
1.0119 |
0.1789 |
194 |
1 |
76.19 |
2019-11-07 |
| 61. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
76.04 |
1.1114 |
0.0770 |
247 |
2 |
69.74 |
2008-11-19 |
| 62. |
Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series is the mos... |
75.64 |
0.9523 |
0.2299 |
245 |
1 |
75.64 |
2019-11-07 |
| 63. |
These rappers don't know what to do, 'cause all I did was ac... |
75.63 |
1.0042 |
0.1778 |
176 |
1 |
75.63 |
2019-11-07 |
| 64. |
The tricky part of illness is that, as you go through it, yo... |
75.06 |
1.0166 |
0.1565 |
561 |
1 |
75.06 |
2025-10-21 |
| 65. |
Fourscore and seven minutes ago we, your forefathers, were b... |
75.00 |
0.9137 |
0.2585 |
306 |
1 |
75.00 |
2020-06-26 |
| 66. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
74.82 |
0.9710 |
0.1983 |
173 |
1 |
74.82 |
2022-01-03 |
| 67. |
One just can't imagine what prison is like from outside. You... |
74.23 |
1.0336 |
0.1265 |
271 |
1 |
74.23 |
2018-06-29 |
| 68. |
Something's up, commander. We got called in for a rescue mis... |
73.83 |
1.0291 |
0.1248 |
231 |
1 |
73.83 |
2020-06-26 |
| 69. |
When Gregor Samsa woke one morning from troubled dreams, he ... |
72.92 |
1.0257 |
0.1139 |
468 |
1 |
72.92 |
2025-10-21 |
| 70. |
For centuries, human society has taken the gifts of nature f... |
72.73 |
1.0012 |
0.1355 |
260 |
1 |
72.73 |
2020-06-26 |
| 71. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
72.72 |
1.0060 |
0.1305 |
171 |
1 |
72.72 |
2008-10-31 |
| 72. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
72.22 |
1.0829 |
0.0458 |
288 |
2 |
70.06 |
2009-04-28 |
| 73. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
71.65 |
1.0120 |
0.1078 |
290 |
3 |
64.29 |
2009-09-27 |
| 74. |
I hope you realize I'm holding you personally responsible fo... |
71.43 |
0.9709 |
0.1455 |
217 |
1 |
71.43 |
2021-08-19 |
| 75. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
70.91 |
0.9709 |
0.1373 |
397 |
1 |
70.91 |
2025-10-19 |
| 76. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
70.84 |
1.1016 |
0.0055 |
233 |
2 |
64.74 |
2008-11-19 |
| 77. |
When you work as a spy, it's easy to think of people as asse... |
70.38 |
1.0120 |
0.0879 |
253 |
1 |
70.38 |
2020-06-23 |
| 78. |
I'm going to improvise. Listen, there's something you should... |
70.26 |
0.9650 |
0.1331 |
226 |
1 |
70.26 |
2021-08-19 |
| 79. |
Not long after World War II, the stormy public debate over r... |
70.13 |
0.9086 |
0.1874 |
336 |
1 |
70.13 |
2018-06-27 |
| 80. |
Half the world was pulling on his colors, as nights turned i... |
69.93 |
0.9956 |
0.0973 |
175 |
1 |
69.93 |
2019-02-08 |
| 81. |
Caddy got the box and set it on the floor and opened it. It ... |
69.64 |
1.0183 |
0.0701 |
164 |
1 |
69.64 |
2018-06-29 |
| 82. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
69.59 |
1.1068 |
-0.0192 |
393 |
1 |
69.59 |
2011-10-07 |
| 83. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
69.58 |
0.9758 |
0.1116 |
314 |
2 |
67.53 |
2010-09-20 |
| 84. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
69.50 |
1.0314 |
0.0548 |
452 |
1 |
69.50 |
2009-09-27 |
| 85. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
69.38 |
1.1018 |
-0.0175 |
220 |
2 |
68.96 |
2008-12-26 |
| 86. |
Space travel makes you realize just how small you really are... |
69.23 |
1.0470 |
0.0350 |
392 |
1 |
69.23 |
2018-06-27 |
| 87. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
68.98 |
1.0390 |
0.0391 |
205 |
1 |
68.98 |
2008-10-19 |
| 88. |
In the early days of America, when men wore ruffles on their... |
68.89 |
1.0133 |
0.0634 |
354 |
1 |
68.89 |
2022-01-03 |
| 89. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
68.55 |
1.0993 |
-0.0280 |
265 |
3 |
59.65 |
2009-04-28 |
| 90. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
68.43 |
1.0033 |
0.0662 |
189 |
1 |
68.43 |
2011-08-13 |
| 91. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
68.34 |
1.0211 |
0.0470 |
213 |
1 |
68.34 |
2010-09-14 |
| 92. |
If I fling one bag of trash out of my car window and onto th... |
68.23 |
1.0249 |
0.0414 |
193 |
1 |
68.23 |
2019-02-08 |
| 93. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
68.20 |
0.9846 |
0.0813 |
281 |
4 |
54.26 |
2010-03-04 |
| 94. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
68.08 |
1.0088 |
0.0552 |
396 |
1 |
68.08 |
2019-02-08 |
| 95. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
68.03 |
1.0666 |
-0.0034 |
297 |
2 |
65.21 |
2008-11-03 |
| 96. |
It is part of the human nature always to judge others very s... |
68.01 |
1.0593 |
0.0036 |
192 |
1 |
68.01 |
2018-06-26 |
| 97. |
Finally the press is interested again in Bela Lugosi. There ... |
67.83 |
0.9495 |
0.1106 |
210 |
1 |
67.83 |
2018-06-27 |
| 98. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
67.82 |
1.0389 |
0.0210 |
340 |
1 |
67.82 |
2008-10-28 |
| 99. |
I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just a ma... |
67.68 |
0.9813 |
0.0765 |
225 |
1 |
67.68 |
2018-06-27 |
| 100. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
67.64 |
0.9997 |
0.0574 |
382 |
4 |
59.48 |
2008-11-03 |
| 101. |
Don't worry. That suit represents the latest advances in pol... |
67.60 |
0.9217 |
0.1348 |
198 |
1 |
67.60 |
2019-11-07 |
| 102. |
Each day means a new twenty-four hours. Each day means every... |
67.47 |
1.0517 |
0.0028 |
165 |
1 |
67.47 |
2018-06-27 |
| 103. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
67.28 |
0.9936 |
0.0579 |
311 |
3 |
60.70 |
2008-12-26 |
| 104. |
Welcome to Havana. Smoking Cubanos with Castro in cabanas. V... |
67.23 |
0.8152 |
0.2355 |
271 |
1 |
67.23 |
2020-08-14 |
| 105. |
When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell whe... |
67.15 |
0.9842 |
0.0653 |
324 |
1 |
67.15 |
2018-06-27 |
| 106. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
67.12 |
1.0062 |
0.0428 |
288 |
1 |
67.12 |
2020-08-14 |
| 107. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
66.48 |
1.0445 |
-0.0055 |
373 |
3 |
63.18 |
2009-09-27 |
| 108. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
66.16 |
1.0073 |
0.0267 |
369 |
1 |
66.16 |
2011-10-07 |
| 109. |
Don't you know what it means to me to be a Marine, Dad? Ever... |
65.99 |
0.9505 |
0.0808 |
206 |
1 |
65.99 |
2020-06-23 |
| 110. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
65.99 |
1.0008 |
0.0305 |
473 |
1 |
65.99 |
2011-08-13 |
| 111. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
65.89 |
0.9884 |
0.0414 |
233 |
1 |
65.89 |
2008-10-19 |
| 112. |
One of the common causes of difficulty in reading for precis... |
65.85 |
0.9553 |
0.0739 |
366 |
1 |
65.85 |
2018-06-27 |
| 113. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
65.65 |
1.0214 |
0.0046 |
166 |
4 |
60.60 |
2009-04-28 |
| 114. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
65.57 |
1.0053 |
0.0195 |
232 |
1 |
65.57 |
2009-04-28 |
| 115. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
64.73 |
0.9266 |
0.0850 |
267 |
3 |
56.72 |
2008-11-19 |
| 116. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
64.59 |
1.0292 |
-0.0197 |
262 |
1 |
64.59 |
2009-03-09 |
| 117. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
64.58 |
0.9633 |
0.0460 |
304 |
1 |
64.58 |
2008-09-16 |
| 118. |
It's very frustrating to me that we have not yet managed to ... |
64.55 |
0.9831 |
0.0257 |
296 |
1 |
64.55 |
2019-02-08 |
| 119. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
64.51 |
1.0905 |
-0.0823 |
210 |
1 |
64.51 |
2011-11-16 |
| 120. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
64.47 |
1.0555 |
-0.0479 |
363 |
1 |
64.47 |
2008-10-12 |
| 121. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
64.42 |
1.0398 |
-0.0330 |
110 |
1 |
64.42 |
2009-04-28 |
| 122. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
64.30 |
1.0787 |
-0.0738 |
237 |
1 |
64.30 |
2008-09-26 |
| 123. |
Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks cre... |
64.19 |
0.8754 |
0.1278 |
266 |
1 |
64.19 |
2020-06-26 |
| 124. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
64.17 |
1.0251 |
-0.0222 |
261 |
1 |
64.17 |
2010-09-14 |
| 125. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
64.03 |
0.9772 |
0.0235 |
217 |
3 |
53.76 |
2009-04-28 |
| 126. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
63.54 |
1.0668 |
-0.0738 |
350 |
2 |
62.60 |
2008-10-19 |
| 127. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
63.30 |
1.0454 |
-0.0561 |
255 |
1 |
63.30 |
2008-12-26 |
| 128. |
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you thi... |
63.01 |
1.0331 |
-0.0483 |
307 |
1 |
63.01 |
2018-06-27 |
| 129. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
62.98 |
1.0487 |
-0.0644 |
231 |
1 |
62.98 |
2009-04-29 |
| 130. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
62.93 |
1.0462 |
-0.0627 |
184 |
1 |
62.93 |
2008-10-13 |
| 131. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
62.88 |
0.9991 |
-0.0164 |
225 |
2 |
57.84 |
2011-10-07 |
| 132. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
62.85 |
1.0613 |
-0.0790 |
266 |
3 |
56.35 |
2008-09-16 |
| 133. |
She belonged to a different age, but being so entire, so com... |
62.64 |
0.9981 |
-0.0191 |
252 |
1 |
62.64 |
2018-06-27 |
| 134. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
62.35 |
1.0595 |
-0.0850 |
379 |
2 |
61.18 |
2008-10-12 |
| 135. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
61.93 |
1.0477 |
-0.0798 |
360 |
1 |
61.93 |
2008-10-31 |
| 136. |
It used to be risky for a scientist to assert that anything ... |
61.75 |
1.0167 |
-0.0516 |
217 |
1 |
61.75 |
2019-02-08 |
| 137. |
Now look at this picture. Look at it hard. Then turn the pag... |
61.72 |
0.9275 |
0.0371 |
293 |
1 |
61.72 |
2019-02-08 |
| 138. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
61.68 |
0.9084 |
0.0556 |
404 |
1 |
61.68 |
2011-10-02 |
| 139. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
61.46 |
1.0567 |
-0.0962 |
303 |
2 |
59.70 |
2008-11-19 |
| 140. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
61.27 |
1.0197 |
-0.0621 |
226 |
3 |
55.24 |
2009-03-09 |
| 141. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
61.16 |
0.8105 |
0.1454 |
204 |
2 |
50.69 |
2019-11-07 |
| 142. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
61.02 |
1.0515 |
-0.0978 |
250 |
1 |
61.02 |
2008-10-12 |
| 143. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
61.02 |
1.0577 |
-0.1040 |
247 |
1 |
61.02 |
2008-10-28 |
| 144. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
60.80 |
1.0023 |
-0.0521 |
211 |
2 |
57.81 |
2008-12-27 |
| 145. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
60.66 |
0.9635 |
-0.0155 |
389 |
1 |
60.66 |
2008-09-04 |
| 146. |
I feel drunk but I'm sober, I'm young and I'm underpaid. I'm... |
60.14 |
0.8504 |
0.0895 |
169 |
1 |
60.14 |
2018-06-27 |
| 147. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
59.68 |
1.0257 |
-0.0930 |
401 |
1 |
59.68 |
2008-10-17 |
| 148. |
The rules of the Hunger Games are simple. In punishment for ... |
59.50 |
0.9478 |
-0.0179 |
413 |
1 |
59.50 |
2018-06-27 |
| 149. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
59.47 |
1.0619 |
-0.1325 |
354 |
1 |
59.47 |
2009-04-28 |
| 150. |
Oh dear god, I don't feel alive. When you're cut short of mi... |
59.43 |
0.9657 |
-0.0369 |
262 |
1 |
59.43 |
2018-06-27 |
| 151. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
59.42 |
0.9125 |
0.0162 |
308 |
1 |
59.42 |
2008-12-26 |
| 152. |
And I despise your books, I despise wisdom and the blessings... |
59.24 |
0.9708 |
-0.0450 |
404 |
1 |
59.24 |
2018-06-27 |
| 153. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
59.21 |
1.1081 |
-0.1827 |
206 |
1 |
59.21 |
2011-11-16 |
| 154. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
59.05 |
0.9780 |
-0.0551 |
337 |
1 |
59.05 |
2008-12-28 |
| 155. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
58.88 |
1.0099 |
-0.0897 |
207 |
2 |
54.96 |
2008-10-12 |
| 156. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
58.87 |
1.0025 |
-0.0824 |
256 |
4 |
55.00 |
2008-10-17 |
| 157. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
58.64 |
1.0004 |
-0.0839 |
212 |
2 |
57.93 |
2008-11-19 |
| 158. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
58.35 |
0.9398 |
-0.0279 |
419 |
1 |
58.35 |
2008-10-28 |
| 159. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
58.22 |
0.9614 |
-0.0515 |
292 |
3 |
52.80 |
2009-04-29 |
| 160. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
57.91 |
1.0213 |
-0.1162 |
240 |
1 |
57.91 |
2008-10-13 |
| 161. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
57.80 |
0.9865 |
-0.0832 |
276 |
1 |
57.80 |
2008-10-15 |
| 162. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
57.41 |
0.9619 |
-0.0647 |
393 |
1 |
57.41 |
2008-09-04 |
| 163. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
57.17 |
0.9857 |
-0.0922 |
293 |
2 |
56.46 |
2008-09-10 |
| 164. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
56.95 |
1.0261 |
-0.1360 |
273 |
1 |
56.95 |
2008-09-19 |
| 165. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
56.83 |
0.9697 |
-0.0815 |
249 |
1 |
56.83 |
2008-10-28 |
| 166. |
Wasn't it Salvatore Luciana, better known as Charlie "Lucky"... |
56.82 |
0.7447 |
0.1433 |
139 |
1 |
56.82 |
2020-06-26 |
| 167. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
56.74 |
0.9339 |
-0.0471 |
310 |
1 |
56.74 |
2008-09-16 |
| 168. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
56.70 |
0.9567 |
-0.0706 |
273 |
2 |
54.34 |
2008-11-19 |
| 169. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
56.59 |
1.0429 |
-0.1585 |
259 |
1 |
56.59 |
2008-10-13 |
| 170. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
56.57 |
0.9330 |
-0.0489 |
360 |
1 |
56.57 |
2008-10-13 |
| 171. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
56.53 |
0.9376 |
-0.0541 |
367 |
1 |
56.53 |
2008-10-17 |
| 172. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
56.44 |
0.9905 |
-0.1084 |
377 |
1 |
56.44 |
2008-12-17 |
| 173. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
56.42 |
1.0025 |
-0.1207 |
336 |
1 |
56.42 |
2008-10-17 |
| 174. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
56.18 |
1.0441 |
-0.1661 |
252 |
1 |
56.18 |
2009-03-09 |
| 175. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
56.08 |
1.0331 |
-0.1566 |
234 |
1 |
56.08 |
2008-10-19 |
| 176. |
Webster defines intelligence as, "the ability to apprehend i... |
56.07 |
0.8670 |
0.0093 |
318 |
1 |
56.07 |
2011-10-07 |
| 177. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
56.01 |
0.9899 |
-0.1145 |
163 |
1 |
56.01 |
2008-10-31 |
| 178. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
56.00 |
0.8890 |
-0.0138 |
199 |
1 |
56.00 |
2008-11-19 |
| 179. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
55.96 |
0.9646 |
-0.0900 |
264 |
1 |
55.96 |
2009-03-09 |
| 180. |
Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod... |
55.85 |
1.0109 |
-0.1380 |
112 |
1 |
55.85 |
2020-06-23 |
| 181. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
55.82 |
1.0523 |
-0.1799 |
256 |
2 |
53.73 |
2008-09-06 |
| 182. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
55.77 |
1.0486 |
-0.1770 |
289 |
1 |
55.77 |
2008-09-26 |
| 183. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
55.57 |
1.0167 |
-0.1482 |
378 |
2 |
55.02 |
2008-09-07 |
| 184. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
55.41 |
0.8971 |
-0.0311 |
266 |
2 |
51.58 |
2008-10-13 |
| 185. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
55.25 |
1.0696 |
-0.2061 |
226 |
2 |
53.45 |
2008-12-26 |
| 186. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
55.23 |
0.9048 |
-0.0416 |
271 |
1 |
55.23 |
2008-09-06 |
| 187. |
In 1972, domestic oil production peaked and then began its i... |
55.21 |
0.8442 |
0.0187 |
265 |
1 |
55.21 |
2008-10-15 |
| 188. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
55.03 |
0.9910 |
-0.1310 |
295 |
1 |
55.03 |
2008-09-04 |
| 189. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
55.02 |
1.0596 |
-0.1997 |
239 |
1 |
55.02 |
2008-11-19 |
| 190. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
54.88 |
0.8595 |
-0.0018 |
242 |
2 |
49.46 |
2008-10-15 |
| 191. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
54.71 |
1.0396 |
-0.1846 |
149 |
1 |
54.71 |
2008-10-15 |
| 192. |
Monday, 2:20 PM. This conundrum is burning a hole in my brai... |
54.62 |
0.8485 |
0.0051 |
351 |
1 |
54.62 |
2019-02-08 |
| 193. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
54.61 |
1.0714 |
-0.2179 |
129 |
1 |
54.61 |
2008-10-17 |
| 194. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
54.40 |
0.9342 |
-0.0840 |
434 |
1 |
54.40 |
2008-12-26 |
| 195. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
54.33 |
0.9430 |
-0.0939 |
211 |
1 |
54.33 |
2008-12-27 |
| 196. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
54.09 |
0.9776 |
-0.1322 |
308 |
1 |
54.09 |
2008-10-12 |
| 197. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
54.06 |
0.9763 |
-0.1314 |
289 |
3 |
51.26 |
2008-09-26 |
| 198. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
53.94 |
1.0352 |
-0.1922 |
341 |
1 |
53.94 |
2008-09-07 |
| 199. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
53.91 |
0.9684 |
-0.1259 |
388 |
2 |
53.63 |
2008-10-12 |
| 200. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
53.88 |
0.9734 |
-0.1313 |
289 |
2 |
51.93 |
2008-10-31 |
| 201. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
53.80 |
1.0529 |
-0.2121 |
351 |
1 |
53.80 |
2008-09-01 |
| 202. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
53.78 |
0.9514 |
-0.1109 |
237 |
2 |
51.97 |
2008-10-13 |
| 203. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
53.66 |
0.9879 |
-0.1493 |
450 |
1 |
53.66 |
2008-10-31 |
| 204. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
53.65 |
0.9893 |
-0.1508 |
323 |
1 |
53.65 |
2008-09-26 |
| 205. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
53.55 |
0.9243 |
-0.0874 |
448 |
1 |
53.55 |
2011-07-10 |
| 206. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
53.40 |
1.0201 |
-0.1855 |
303 |
1 |
53.40 |
2008-09-26 |
| 207. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
53.38 |
1.0565 |
-0.2222 |
247 |
3 |
51.75 |
2008-12-26 |
| 208. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
53.26 |
0.8722 |
-0.0398 |
285 |
2 |
44.93 |
2008-10-19 |
| 209. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
53.11 |
1.0296 |
-0.1996 |
437 |
1 |
53.11 |
2008-09-26 |
| 210. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
52.99 |
0.9687 |
-0.1405 |
371 |
1 |
52.99 |
2008-09-26 |
| 211. |
Like painting, most software is intended for a human audienc... |
52.85 |
0.9572 |
-0.1312 |
201 |
1 |
52.85 |
2008-09-02 |
| 212. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
52.66 |
1.0063 |
-0.1833 |
371 |
3 |
50.76 |
2009-04-29 |
| 213. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
52.64 |
0.9540 |
-0.1313 |
285 |
1 |
52.64 |
2008-10-19 |
| 214. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
52.60 |
0.9649 |
-0.1428 |
193 |
1 |
52.60 |
2008-09-02 |
| 215. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
52.51 |
0.9946 |
-0.1739 |
246 |
2 |
51.83 |
2008-10-13 |
| 216. |
My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few ... |
52.49 |
0.8417 |
-0.0213 |
217 |
1 |
52.49 |
2019-02-08 |
| 217. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
52.48 |
0.9500 |
-0.1298 |
362 |
1 |
52.48 |
2008-09-16 |
| 218. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
52.12 |
0.9907 |
-0.1761 |
211 |
1 |
52.12 |
2008-09-03 |
| 219. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
52.06 |
0.8961 |
-0.0825 |
189 |
2 |
50.88 |
2008-09-06 |
| 220. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
51.98 |
0.9831 |
-0.1707 |
469 |
1 |
51.98 |
2008-10-31 |
| 221. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
51.95 |
0.9527 |
-0.1408 |
251 |
1 |
51.95 |
2008-09-02 |
| 222. |
My mom, especially, challenged us on everything. She'd use w... |
51.95 |
1.0249 |
-0.2130 |
357 |
1 |
51.95 |
2018-06-27 |
| 223. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
51.93 |
0.9426 |
-0.1310 |
317 |
1 |
51.93 |
2008-10-28 |
| 224. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
51.56 |
0.9045 |
-0.0987 |
235 |
2 |
50.03 |
2008-09-26 |
| 225. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
51.53 |
0.8975 |
-0.0922 |
268 |
1 |
51.53 |
2008-11-19 |
| 226. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
51.45 |
0.9148 |
-0.1107 |
317 |
3 |
45.57 |
2009-04-29 |
| 227. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
51.43 |
0.9851 |
-0.1813 |
317 |
1 |
51.43 |
2008-09-10 |
| 228. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
51.37 |
0.9676 |
-0.1648 |
442 |
1 |
51.37 |
2008-10-13 |
| 229. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
51.31 |
0.8810 |
-0.0791 |
282 |
1 |
51.31 |
2008-09-03 |
| 230. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
51.27 |
0.9863 |
-0.1850 |
339 |
2 |
45.35 |
2008-09-04 |
| 231. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
51.24 |
1.0483 |
-0.2475 |
227 |
1 |
51.24 |
2008-10-31 |
| 232. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
51.19 |
1.0201 |
-0.2201 |
172 |
2 |
46.59 |
2008-09-07 |
| 233. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
51.16 |
0.9597 |
-0.1601 |
347 |
1 |
51.16 |
2008-09-02 |
| 234. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
51.09 |
1.0124 |
-0.2139 |
204 |
2 |
50.61 |
2008-09-03 |
| 235. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
50.77 |
0.9756 |
-0.1821 |
229 |
1 |
50.77 |
2008-10-17 |
| 236. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
50.68 |
0.9202 |
-0.1281 |
254 |
1 |
50.68 |
2008-11-19 |
| 237. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
50.55 |
0.9942 |
-0.2042 |
483 |
1 |
50.55 |
2008-12-26 |
| 238. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
50.52 |
0.9553 |
-0.1657 |
430 |
1 |
50.52 |
2008-10-13 |
| 239. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
50.22 |
0.8951 |
-0.1102 |
193 |
1 |
50.22 |
2008-09-04 |
| 240. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
50.21 |
0.9351 |
-0.1504 |
190 |
1 |
50.21 |
2008-10-31 |
| 241. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
49.98 |
0.8382 |
-0.0571 |
268 |
2 |
44.75 |
2008-10-19 |
| 242. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
49.75 |
0.9986 |
-0.2211 |
283 |
1 |
49.75 |
2008-10-31 |
| 243. |
Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Be... |
49.44 |
0.8786 |
-0.1059 |
214 |
2 |
47.98 |
2008-09-03 |
| 244. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
49.21 |
0.9213 |
-0.1522 |
295 |
1 |
49.21 |
2008-09-26 |
| 245. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
49.11 |
0.9769 |
-0.2094 |
263 |
2 |
47.20 |
2008-09-26 |
| 246. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
48.96 |
0.9965 |
-0.2313 |
310 |
1 |
48.96 |
2008-09-06 |
| 247. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
48.54 |
0.9612 |
-0.2026 |
256 |
1 |
48.54 |
2008-09-26 |
| 248. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
48.39 |
0.9168 |
-0.1605 |
240 |
3 |
45.56 |
2008-11-19 |
| 249. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
47.95 |
1.0183 |
-0.2689 |
191 |
1 |
47.95 |
2008-09-07 |
| 250. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
47.82 |
0.9468 |
-0.1994 |
276 |
1 |
47.82 |
2008-10-13 |
| 251. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
47.62 |
0.9072 |
-0.1630 |
237 |
2 |
45.92 |
2008-09-04 |
| 252. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
47.45 |
0.9513 |
-0.2097 |
354 |
1 |
47.45 |
2008-09-04 |
| 253. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
47.32 |
0.8878 |
-0.1482 |
346 |
1 |
47.32 |
2008-09-26 |
| 254. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
47.22 |
0.9852 |
-0.2472 |
264 |
1 |
47.22 |
2008-09-02 |
| 255. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
47.14 |
0.9532 |
-0.2165 |
258 |
1 |
47.14 |
2008-09-26 |
| 256. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
46.94 |
0.8826 |
-0.1490 |
296 |
2 |
45.32 |
2008-09-10 |
| 257. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
46.74 |
1.0528 |
-0.3223 |
201 |
1 |
46.74 |
2008-09-26 |
| 258. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
46.32 |
1.0417 |
-0.3178 |
253 |
1 |
46.32 |
2008-10-13 |
| 259. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
45.94 |
0.9049 |
-0.1869 |
351 |
2 |
45.76 |
2008-09-26 |
| 260. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
45.79 |
0.9279 |
-0.2123 |
317 |
1 |
45.79 |
2008-09-04 |
| 261. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
45.36 |
0.8553 |
-0.1464 |
174 |
1 |
45.36 |
2008-09-10 |
| 262. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
44.33 |
0.8916 |
-0.1988 |
216 |
1 |
44.33 |
2008-10-19 |
| 263. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
43.70 |
0.8933 |
-0.2103 |
363 |
3 |
42.17 |
2008-09-04 |
| 264. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
42.96 |
0.8919 |
-0.2205 |
205 |
1 |
42.96 |
2008-09-01 |
| 265. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
42.59 |
0.8947 |
-0.2291 |
366 |
1 |
42.59 |
2008-09-01 |
| 266. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
42.52 |
0.9109 |
-0.2464 |
401 |
1 |
42.52 |
2008-09-01 |
| 267. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
35.52 |
0.8602 |
-0.3051 |
206 |
1 |
35.52 |
2008-09-10 |