| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
You never should settle for the lifetime that is handed to y... |
151.62 |
1.1409 |
0.2959 |
239 |
1 |
151.62 |
2023-07-10 |
| 2. |
Spend all your time waiting for that second chance, for a br... |
148.57 |
1.1309 |
0.2770 |
176 |
1 |
148.57 |
2023-07-09 |
| 3. |
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed. Now y... |
138.63 |
1.0883 |
0.2254 |
145 |
1 |
138.63 |
2023-07-10 |
| 4. |
Since man is a part of nature and has himself changed the en... |
137.51 |
1.0384 |
0.2647 |
339 |
1 |
137.51 |
2023-07-10 |
| 5. |
One way to tell if you're really comfortable with a person i... |
133.63 |
1.0369 |
0.2294 |
252 |
1 |
133.63 |
2023-07-09 |
| 6. |
Employees earn and get taxed, and they try to live on what i... |
132.57 |
1.0565 |
0.1998 |
216 |
1 |
132.57 |
2020-11-11 |
| 7. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
130.05 |
1.0004 |
0.2320 |
212 |
1 |
130.05 |
2013-03-24 |
| 8. |
There was a time not that long ago when many drivers thought... |
128.74 |
1.0313 |
0.1887 |
363 |
1 |
128.74 |
2023-07-10 |
| 9. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
128.12 |
1.0673 |
0.1468 |
230 |
1 |
128.12 |
2015-02-04 |
| 10. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
128.02 |
1.1323 |
0.0809 |
341 |
1 |
128.02 |
2012-07-17 |
| 11. |
We all, every one of us, carry a star inside our chests. Lig... |
127.60 |
0.9733 |
0.2359 |
400 |
1 |
127.60 |
2020-11-11 |
| 12. |
No. Because there are people out there who buy things, peopl... |
127.55 |
1.0444 |
0.1643 |
235 |
1 |
127.55 |
2023-07-09 |
| 13. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
127.35 |
1.0917 |
0.1151 |
243 |
2 |
117.19 |
2015-02-03 |
| 14. |
The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a ... |
127.32 |
1.0692 |
0.1373 |
213 |
1 |
127.32 |
2016-09-03 |
| 15. |
Look, I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he ... |
126.67 |
1.0204 |
0.1800 |
309 |
1 |
126.67 |
2023-07-09 |
| 16. |
They don't know our world but they know their own. |
126.10 |
1.1002 |
0.0948 |
50 |
1 |
126.10 |
2023-07-09 |
| 17. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
125.30 |
1.0496 |
0.1378 |
314 |
1 |
125.30 |
2015-02-03 |
| 18. |
I have a small favor to ask regarding our impending wedding.... |
125.15 |
1.0595 |
0.1265 |
254 |
1 |
125.15 |
2023-07-09 |
| 19. |
I don't know what it is about you, but I feel like myself wh... |
124.96 |
1.0539 |
0.1303 |
186 |
1 |
124.96 |
2023-07-10 |
| 20. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
124.79 |
1.0719 |
0.1107 |
360 |
1 |
124.79 |
2015-02-03 |
| 21. |
I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round... |
124.42 |
1.0147 |
0.1643 |
160 |
1 |
124.42 |
2023-07-09 |
| 22. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
123.73 |
1.0972 |
0.0753 |
251 |
1 |
123.73 |
2015-02-03 |
| 23. |
It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or... |
123.50 |
1.0254 |
0.1449 |
308 |
1 |
123.50 |
2023-07-10 |
| 24. |
Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
122.50 |
1.0555 |
0.1054 |
323 |
1 |
122.50 |
2017-02-21 |
| 25. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
122.00 |
1.0725 |
0.0836 |
233 |
1 |
122.00 |
2014-05-30 |
| 26. |
An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own lif... |
120.75 |
1.0429 |
0.1014 |
580 |
1 |
120.75 |
2023-07-09 |
| 27. |
Even though there may be a deceiver of some sort, very power... |
120.61 |
1.0177 |
0.1252 |
321 |
1 |
120.61 |
2020-05-30 |
| 28. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
120.14 |
1.0487 |
0.0898 |
231 |
2 |
109.63 |
2013-03-24 |
| 29. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
119.39 |
0.9289 |
0.2025 |
204 |
1 |
119.39 |
2015-02-03 |
| 30. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
119.33 |
1.0403 |
0.0905 |
193 |
1 |
119.33 |
2016-09-03 |
| 31. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
119.24 |
1.0120 |
0.1180 |
290 |
1 |
119.24 |
2010-04-08 |
| 32. |
We've learned that the balance of nutrients in cow's milk do... |
119.21 |
1.0093 |
0.1204 |
396 |
1 |
119.21 |
2023-07-09 |
| 33. |
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed t... |
118.50 |
1.0328 |
0.0901 |
242 |
1 |
118.50 |
2023-07-09 |
| 34. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
118.23 |
1.0462 |
0.0742 |
184 |
2 |
105.55 |
2015-02-03 |
| 35. |
Noontime, and I'm still pushing myself along the road, the d... |
118.21 |
1.0201 |
0.1001 |
257 |
1 |
118.21 |
2020-11-08 |
| 36. |
Suppose you suggest to your husband that subsidized llama fa... |
118.18 |
0.9336 |
0.1863 |
255 |
1 |
118.18 |
2015-12-18 |
| 37. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
118.17 |
1.0523 |
0.0675 |
256 |
2 |
118.00 |
2015-02-03 |
| 38. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
117.90 |
1.0165 |
0.1008 |
392 |
2 |
114.60 |
2015-02-03 |
| 39. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
117.83 |
1.0062 |
0.1104 |
288 |
1 |
117.83 |
2015-02-03 |
| 40. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
117.44 |
1.0388 |
0.0741 |
243 |
2 |
113.59 |
2023-07-10 |
| 41. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
117.22 |
1.0788 |
0.0320 |
171 |
2 |
108.94 |
2015-02-03 |
| 42. |
But pure, unadulterated feelings are dangerous in their own ... |
117.09 |
1.0154 |
0.0942 |
420 |
1 |
117.09 |
2016-11-24 |
| 43. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
117.02 |
0.9632 |
0.1457 |
392 |
1 |
117.02 |
2015-02-03 |
| 44. |
Now the years are rolling by me. They are rocking evenly. An... |
116.67 |
1.0077 |
0.0979 |
261 |
1 |
116.67 |
2017-02-21 |
| 45. |
All around us there are powers. There are animals like the w... |
116.38 |
1.0615 |
0.0414 |
419 |
1 |
116.38 |
2023-07-09 |
| 46. |
Human life must be some kind of mistake. The truth of this w... |
116.16 |
1.0040 |
0.0968 |
676 |
1 |
116.16 |
2023-07-09 |
| 47. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
115.92 |
1.0088 |
0.0897 |
396 |
1 |
115.92 |
2015-02-03 |
| 48. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
115.55 |
0.9798 |
0.1152 |
199 |
2 |
111.32 |
2015-02-03 |
| 49. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
115.48 |
1.0565 |
0.0378 |
247 |
1 |
115.48 |
2015-02-04 |
| 50. |
The main thing to do is pay attention. Pay close attention t... |
115.45 |
1.0669 |
0.0271 |
173 |
1 |
115.45 |
2017-02-21 |
| 51. |
He wears the same hat and sweater every single day and even ... |
115.28 |
0.9741 |
0.1183 |
213 |
1 |
115.28 |
2023-07-09 |
| 52. |
He could not be mistaken. There were no other eyes like thos... |
115.27 |
1.0960 |
-0.0037 |
212 |
1 |
115.27 |
2023-07-09 |
| 53. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
115.21 |
1.0613 |
0.0305 |
456 |
1 |
115.21 |
2010-04-08 |
| 54. |
Wherever they might be they always remember that the past wa... |
115.04 |
1.0511 |
0.0391 |
227 |
1 |
115.04 |
2020-11-11 |
| 55. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
114.91 |
1.0203 |
0.0686 |
261 |
1 |
114.91 |
2015-12-18 |
| 56. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
114.81 |
1.0099 |
0.0781 |
207 |
1 |
114.81 |
2012-07-17 |
| 57. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
114.74 |
1.0679 |
0.0194 |
177 |
2 |
108.10 |
2015-02-03 |
| 58. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
114.56 |
1.0038 |
0.0818 |
237 |
1 |
114.56 |
2015-02-03 |
| 59. |
These mist-covered mountains are a home now for me, but my h... |
114.51 |
1.0366 |
0.0485 |
202 |
1 |
114.51 |
2023-07-09 |
| 60. |
A hippo was planted in the mud on the island's shore. It gav... |
114.47 |
0.9759 |
0.1089 |
353 |
1 |
114.47 |
2023-07-10 |
| 61. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
114.44 |
1.0613 |
0.0232 |
266 |
1 |
114.44 |
2009-07-04 |
| 62. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
114.18 |
0.9557 |
0.1263 |
331 |
1 |
114.18 |
2015-02-03 |
| 63. |
Yet high over the city our line of yellow windows must have ... |
114.16 |
0.9826 |
0.0992 |
295 |
1 |
114.16 |
2023-07-09 |
| 64. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
113.83 |
0.9723 |
0.1064 |
364 |
1 |
113.83 |
2013-03-24 |
| 65. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
113.35 |
1.0709 |
0.0032 |
392 |
1 |
113.35 |
2013-12-13 |
| 66. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
113.34 |
1.0595 |
0.0145 |
379 |
1 |
113.34 |
2012-07-17 |
| 67. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
113.08 |
0.9266 |
0.1450 |
267 |
1 |
113.08 |
2016-05-13 |
| 68. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
113.04 |
1.0531 |
0.0181 |
272 |
1 |
113.04 |
2013-03-24 |
| 69. |
Well this seems to be a waste of my time. That is nine hundr... |
113.03 |
0.9731 |
0.0980 |
307 |
1 |
113.03 |
2016-09-03 |
| 70. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
113.01 |
1.0025 |
0.0684 |
256 |
2 |
100.36 |
2016-11-24 |
| 71. |
I know what you're thinking, how the heck does a 52-year-old... |
112.91 |
0.8928 |
0.1772 |
239 |
1 |
112.91 |
2020-05-30 |
| 72. |
I know you miss her, I mean, you told me you did. But maybe ... |
112.72 |
1.0363 |
0.0319 |
517 |
1 |
112.72 |
2023-07-09 |
| 73. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
112.65 |
0.9991 |
0.0684 |
225 |
1 |
112.65 |
2015-02-03 |
| 74. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
112.36 |
0.9411 |
0.1237 |
318 |
1 |
112.36 |
2015-02-04 |
| 75. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
112.31 |
1.0529 |
0.0114 |
351 |
2 |
101.81 |
2012-07-17 |
| 76. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
112.20 |
1.0577 |
0.0055 |
247 |
1 |
112.20 |
2012-07-17 |
| 77. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
111.55 |
1.0060 |
0.0511 |
171 |
1 |
111.55 |
2020-11-08 |
| 78. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
111.41 |
1.1081 |
-0.0523 |
206 |
1 |
111.41 |
2012-07-17 |
| 79. |
Being a family is about different people who've walked diffe... |
110.92 |
1.0726 |
-0.0215 |
341 |
1 |
110.92 |
2023-07-09 |
| 80. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
110.91 |
0.9088 |
0.1422 |
348 |
2 |
97.32 |
2015-02-03 |
| 81. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
110.52 |
0.9986 |
0.0487 |
283 |
1 |
110.52 |
2013-03-24 |
| 82. |
And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give oth... |
110.04 |
1.0252 |
0.0176 |
180 |
1 |
110.04 |
2016-05-13 |
| 83. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
109.78 |
0.9342 |
0.1061 |
434 |
3 |
101.11 |
2013-12-13 |
| 84. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
109.76 |
1.0441 |
-0.0040 |
252 |
1 |
109.76 |
2009-07-04 |
| 85. |
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in t... |
109.68 |
1.0202 |
0.0192 |
192 |
1 |
109.68 |
2016-09-03 |
| 86. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
109.68 |
1.0154 |
0.0240 |
351 |
1 |
109.68 |
2015-02-03 |
| 87. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
109.54 |
1.0885 |
-0.0505 |
315 |
1 |
109.54 |
2009-07-04 |
| 88. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
108.49 |
0.9740 |
0.0541 |
209 |
1 |
108.49 |
2013-03-24 |
| 89. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
108.37 |
1.0387 |
-0.0117 |
239 |
1 |
108.37 |
2015-02-04 |
| 90. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
107.48 |
1.0740 |
-0.0555 |
264 |
1 |
107.48 |
2010-04-05 |
| 91. |
In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand h... |
107.33 |
1.0261 |
-0.0090 |
335 |
1 |
107.33 |
2017-02-21 |
| 92. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
106.45 |
1.0016 |
0.0072 |
218 |
2 |
101.66 |
2012-07-17 |
| 93. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
106.08 |
1.0797 |
-0.0744 |
210 |
1 |
106.08 |
2010-04-07 |
| 94. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
106.03 |
1.0454 |
-0.0406 |
255 |
2 |
93.79 |
2010-04-06 |
| 95. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
105.95 |
1.0445 |
-0.0405 |
373 |
1 |
105.95 |
2015-12-18 |
| 96. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
105.88 |
1.0034 |
0.0000 |
302 |
1 |
105.88 |
2008-10-11 |
| 97. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
105.54 |
1.0515 |
-0.0514 |
250 |
1 |
105.54 |
2015-02-03 |
| 98. |
The man who reviews his own life, as I do mine, in going on ... |
105.52 |
1.0077 |
-0.0078 |
317 |
1 |
105.52 |
2023-07-09 |
| 99. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
105.35 |
1.0419 |
-0.0436 |
261 |
1 |
105.35 |
2010-04-06 |
| 100. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
105.08 |
0.9894 |
0.0064 |
323 |
2 |
98.13 |
2012-07-17 |
| 101. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
104.78 |
1.0213 |
-0.0284 |
240 |
1 |
104.78 |
2011-03-15 |
| 102. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
104.56 |
0.9164 |
0.0744 |
305 |
1 |
104.56 |
2013-03-24 |
| 103. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
104.35 |
1.0334 |
-0.0445 |
131 |
1 |
104.35 |
2008-10-11 |
| 104. |
You know how far I'm prepared to go. I will be a boat and ro... |
104.31 |
1.0243 |
-0.0358 |
237 |
1 |
104.31 |
2017-02-21 |
| 105. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
104.29 |
1.0349 |
-0.0466 |
234 |
2 |
89.65 |
2020-11-08 |
| 106. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
104.20 |
0.9941 |
-0.0067 |
217 |
1 |
104.20 |
2012-07-17 |
| 107. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
104.19 |
1.0095 |
-0.0222 |
316 |
1 |
104.19 |
2010-04-06 |
| 108. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
103.73 |
1.0506 |
-0.0676 |
277 |
1 |
103.73 |
2012-07-17 |
| 109. |
In the late 1960s, a growing number of people became concern... |
103.71 |
0.9668 |
0.0160 |
383 |
1 |
103.71 |
2012-07-17 |
| 110. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
103.45 |
0.9899 |
-0.0096 |
163 |
1 |
103.45 |
2012-07-17 |
| 111. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
103.14 |
0.9233 |
0.0541 |
168 |
1 |
103.14 |
2012-07-17 |
| 112. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
102.91 |
0.9805 |
-0.0053 |
292 |
1 |
102.91 |
2009-07-04 |
| 113. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
102.63 |
0.9937 |
-0.0211 |
429 |
2 |
100.11 |
2010-04-07 |
| 114. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
102.37 |
0.9772 |
-0.0071 |
217 |
1 |
102.37 |
2012-07-17 |
| 115. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
102.26 |
0.9567 |
0.0124 |
273 |
1 |
102.26 |
2010-04-05 |
| 116. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
101.97 |
0.9786 |
-0.0123 |
235 |
1 |
101.97 |
2010-04-07 |
| 117. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
101.92 |
0.9942 |
-0.0284 |
483 |
2 |
98.27 |
2012-07-17 |
| 118. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
101.53 |
0.9553 |
0.0068 |
430 |
1 |
101.53 |
2013-03-24 |
| 119. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
101.14 |
1.0296 |
-0.0712 |
437 |
1 |
101.14 |
2008-10-11 |
| 120. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
99.96 |
1.0068 |
-0.0595 |
358 |
1 |
99.96 |
2008-10-11 |
| 121. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
99.74 |
0.9682 |
-0.0230 |
143 |
2 |
91.97 |
2010-04-06 |
| 122. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
99.58 |
1.0521 |
-0.1084 |
171 |
1 |
99.58 |
2012-07-17 |
| 123. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
99.42 |
0.9612 |
-0.0191 |
256 |
1 |
99.42 |
2010-04-06 |
| 124. |
It is not difficult to wield a sword in one hand; the way to... |
99.18 |
1.0499 |
-0.1100 |
194 |
1 |
99.18 |
2016-09-03 |
| 125. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
98.65 |
0.9709 |
-0.0361 |
397 |
1 |
98.65 |
2010-04-05 |
| 126. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
98.42 |
0.9527 |
-0.0200 |
251 |
1 |
98.42 |
2015-02-03 |
| 127. |
You're not like the others. I've seen a few; I know. When I ... |
97.19 |
1.0213 |
-0.1003 |
155 |
1 |
97.19 |
2015-12-18 |
| 128. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
97.17 |
0.9074 |
0.0134 |
396 |
1 |
97.17 |
2009-04-10 |
| 129. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
97.02 |
1.0714 |
-0.1520 |
129 |
2 |
92.83 |
2010-04-05 |
| 130. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
96.76 |
0.8602 |
0.0567 |
206 |
1 |
96.76 |
2012-07-17 |
| 131. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
96.52 |
0.9176 |
-0.0029 |
365 |
1 |
96.52 |
2013-07-30 |
| 132. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
95.79 |
1.0796 |
-0.1719 |
129 |
1 |
95.79 |
2010-04-05 |
| 133. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
95.50 |
0.9097 |
-0.0047 |
464 |
4 |
81.86 |
2012-07-17 |
| 134. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
95.19 |
1.0379 |
-0.1358 |
245 |
1 |
95.19 |
2010-04-06 |
| 135. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
94.84 |
0.9665 |
-0.0678 |
326 |
1 |
94.84 |
2012-07-17 |
| 136. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
94.79 |
1.0261 |
-0.1278 |
273 |
1 |
94.79 |
2010-04-05 |
| 137. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
94.67 |
0.9768 |
-0.0797 |
387 |
1 |
94.67 |
2009-01-04 |
| 138. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
93.78 |
0.9946 |
-0.1059 |
246 |
1 |
93.78 |
2012-07-17 |
| 139. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
93.52 |
0.9865 |
-0.1003 |
276 |
1 |
93.52 |
2009-01-04 |
| 140. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
93.47 |
0.9758 |
-0.0900 |
314 |
1 |
93.47 |
2010-04-05 |
| 141. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
93.13 |
1.0201 |
-0.1376 |
375 |
1 |
93.13 |
2009-07-04 |
| 142. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
92.66 |
0.9212 |
-0.0431 |
323 |
1 |
92.66 |
2013-03-24 |
| 143. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
92.51 |
0.9670 |
-0.0903 |
307 |
1 |
92.51 |
2013-03-24 |
| 144. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
91.95 |
0.9795 |
-0.1081 |
308 |
1 |
91.95 |
2010-04-07 |
| 145. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
90.06 |
0.8961 |
-0.0427 |
189 |
1 |
90.06 |
2008-10-11 |
| 146. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
89.99 |
0.9697 |
-0.1169 |
249 |
1 |
89.99 |
2009-04-10 |
| 147. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
89.33 |
1.0352 |
-0.1887 |
341 |
1 |
89.33 |
2009-07-04 |
| 148. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
88.95 |
0.9293 |
-0.0864 |
355 |
1 |
88.95 |
2009-07-04 |
| 149. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
88.83 |
0.9922 |
-0.1504 |
341 |
1 |
88.83 |
2012-07-17 |
| 150. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
86.61 |
0.9049 |
-0.0842 |
351 |
1 |
86.61 |
2012-07-17 |
| 151. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
86.51 |
0.9045 |
-0.0847 |
235 |
1 |
86.51 |
2008-10-11 |
| 152. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
86.45 |
0.9570 |
-0.1378 |
287 |
1 |
86.45 |
2008-10-11 |
| 153. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
86.40 |
0.8770 |
-0.0582 |
300 |
1 |
86.40 |
2010-04-05 |
| 154. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
85.75 |
0.9202 |
-0.1076 |
254 |
1 |
85.75 |
2010-04-05 |
| 155. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
85.70 |
0.9429 |
-0.1308 |
287 |
1 |
85.70 |
2008-10-11 |
| 156. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
85.41 |
0.9886 |
-0.1792 |
220 |
1 |
85.41 |
2010-04-05 |
| 157. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
85.33 |
0.8958 |
-0.0872 |
322 |
2 |
83.10 |
2010-04-06 |
| 158. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
84.15 |
0.9965 |
-0.1991 |
310 |
1 |
84.15 |
2008-10-11 |
| 159. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
83.79 |
0.8722 |
-0.0782 |
285 |
1 |
83.79 |
2008-10-11 |
| 160. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
82.38 |
0.9676 |
-0.1869 |
442 |
1 |
82.38 |
2010-04-08 |
| 161. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
82.24 |
0.9351 |
-0.1558 |
190 |
1 |
82.24 |
2010-04-05 |
| 162. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
80.26 |
0.8553 |
-0.0947 |
174 |
1 |
80.26 |
2012-07-17 |
| 163. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
80.10 |
0.8533 |
-0.0942 |
232 |
1 |
80.10 |
2008-10-11 |
| 164. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
77.62 |
1.0109 |
-0.2753 |
276 |
1 |
77.62 |
2010-04-05 |
| 165. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
77.03 |
0.9672 |
-0.2372 |
396 |
1 |
77.03 |
2008-10-11 |
| 166. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
76.89 |
0.8105 |
-0.0819 |
204 |
1 |
76.89 |
2010-04-06 |
| 167. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
75.62 |
0.8826 |
-0.1660 |
296 |
1 |
75.62 |
2008-10-11 |
| 168. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
75.17 |
0.9884 |
-0.2761 |
233 |
1 |
75.17 |
2008-10-11 |
| 169. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
73.95 |
1.0289 |
-0.3281 |
276 |
1 |
73.95 |
2008-10-11 |
| 170. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
70.71 |
1.0063 |
-0.3362 |
371 |
1 |
70.71 |
2008-10-11 |