| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
148.56 |
1.0483 |
0.2628 |
227 |
1 |
148.56 |
2014-04-08 |
| 2. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
136.60 |
1.0013 |
0.2043 |
273 |
1 |
136.60 |
2014-04-08 |
| 3. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
135.50 |
1.0441 |
0.1518 |
316 |
1 |
135.50 |
2014-04-08 |
| 4. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
132.98 |
1.0361 |
0.1375 |
269 |
1 |
132.98 |
2014-04-08 |
| 5. |
The spirit and the senses so easily grow dead to the impress... |
129.76 |
1.0538 |
0.0914 |
239 |
1 |
129.76 |
2023-05-31 |
| 6. |
I denounce because though implicated and partially responsib... |
127.80 |
0.9766 |
0.1513 |
206 |
1 |
127.80 |
2023-05-31 |
| 7. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
127.45 |
0.9965 |
0.1283 |
168 |
1 |
127.45 |
2014-04-08 |
| 8. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
127.12 |
1.1114 |
0.0105 |
247 |
1 |
127.12 |
2014-04-08 |
| 9. |
Saying "I love you" is not the words I want to hear from you... |
126.91 |
1.0698 |
0.0503 |
268 |
1 |
126.91 |
2023-05-31 |
| 10. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
126.89 |
0.8947 |
0.2252 |
366 |
1 |
126.89 |
2014-04-08 |
| 11. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
126.06 |
1.1081 |
0.0045 |
206 |
1 |
126.06 |
2014-04-08 |
| 12. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
125.52 |
0.8958 |
0.2120 |
322 |
1 |
125.52 |
2014-04-08 |
| 13. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
124.72 |
0.8933 |
0.2074 |
363 |
1 |
124.72 |
2014-04-08 |
| 14. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
121.58 |
0.9546 |
0.1184 |
198 |
1 |
121.58 |
2014-04-08 |
| 15. |
You know the kind of guy that does nothing but bad things an... |
121.55 |
1.0600 |
0.0128 |
419 |
1 |
121.55 |
2023-05-31 |
| 16. |
If I ruled the world every day would be the first day of spr... |
120.32 |
1.0646 |
-0.0027 |
316 |
1 |
120.32 |
2023-05-31 |
| 17. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
118.98 |
0.9994 |
0.0507 |
269 |
1 |
118.98 |
2014-04-08 |
| 18. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
117.65 |
0.9673 |
0.0710 |
232 |
1 |
117.65 |
2014-04-08 |
| 19. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
117.39 |
1.0203 |
0.0157 |
261 |
1 |
117.39 |
2014-04-08 |
| 20. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
116.92 |
1.0025 |
0.0294 |
336 |
2 |
116.87 |
2023-05-31 |
| 21. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
116.59 |
1.0025 |
0.0265 |
256 |
1 |
116.59 |
2014-04-08 |
| 22. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
116.23 |
1.0535 |
-0.0277 |
326 |
1 |
116.23 |
2014-04-08 |
| 23. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
115.55 |
0.9619 |
0.0579 |
393 |
1 |
115.55 |
2014-04-08 |
| 24. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
115.52 |
1.0679 |
-0.0484 |
177 |
1 |
115.52 |
2014-04-08 |
| 25. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
115.18 |
1.0795 |
-0.0630 |
226 |
1 |
115.18 |
2014-04-08 |
| 26. |
Do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common? Deta... |
113.82 |
1.0420 |
-0.0375 |
263 |
1 |
113.82 |
2023-05-31 |
| 27. |
But I'm glad you'll see me as I am. Above all, I wouldn't wa... |
112.98 |
1.0049 |
-0.0078 |
231 |
1 |
112.98 |
2023-05-31 |
| 28. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
112.80 |
1.0167 |
-0.0212 |
378 |
1 |
112.80 |
2014-04-08 |
| 29. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
112.12 |
1.0053 |
-0.0158 |
232 |
1 |
112.12 |
2014-04-08 |
| 30. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
111.44 |
0.9429 |
0.0406 |
287 |
1 |
111.44 |
2014-04-08 |
| 31. |
In the late 1960s, a growing number of people became concern... |
110.89 |
0.9668 |
0.0119 |
383 |
1 |
110.89 |
2014-04-08 |
| 32. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
110.78 |
1.0073 |
-0.0296 |
369 |
1 |
110.78 |
2014-04-08 |
| 33. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
108.23 |
0.9946 |
-0.0394 |
246 |
2 |
106.41 |
2014-04-08 |
| 34. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
108.15 |
1.0077 |
-0.0532 |
250 |
1 |
108.15 |
2014-04-08 |
| 35. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
107.45 |
1.0109 |
-0.0626 |
400 |
1 |
107.45 |
2014-04-08 |
| 36. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
107.11 |
0.9763 |
-0.0310 |
289 |
1 |
107.11 |
2014-04-08 |
| 37. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
106.41 |
1.0787 |
-0.1396 |
237 |
1 |
106.41 |
2014-04-08 |
| 38. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
105.85 |
1.0197 |
-0.0855 |
226 |
1 |
105.85 |
2014-04-08 |
| 39. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
105.34 |
0.9681 |
-0.0384 |
378 |
1 |
105.34 |
2014-04-08 |
| 40. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
105.20 |
1.0331 |
-0.1046 |
234 |
1 |
105.20 |
2014-04-08 |
| 41. |
And for the first time there's no pain in my life. It's been... |
105.19 |
1.0752 |
-0.1468 |
235 |
1 |
105.19 |
2023-05-31 |
| 42. |
I do not see it. It is interesting that people try to find m... |
105.03 |
1.0508 |
-0.1238 |
275 |
1 |
105.03 |
2023-05-31 |
| 43. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
104.53 |
1.0799 |
-0.1573 |
243 |
1 |
104.53 |
2014-04-08 |
| 44. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
103.09 |
0.9871 |
-0.0773 |
209 |
1 |
103.09 |
2014-04-08 |
| 45. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
102.74 |
1.0444 |
-0.1376 |
197 |
1 |
102.74 |
2014-04-08 |
| 46. |
I didn't know it would be people you barely knew becoming fr... |
102.05 |
1.0146 |
-0.1139 |
254 |
1 |
102.05 |
2023-05-31 |
| 47. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
101.53 |
0.9233 |
-0.0272 |
168 |
1 |
101.53 |
2014-04-08 |
| 48. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
100.40 |
0.9398 |
-0.0537 |
419 |
1 |
100.40 |
2014-04-08 |
| 49. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
98.73 |
1.0684 |
-0.1970 |
253 |
1 |
98.73 |
2014-04-08 |
| 50. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
97.03 |
0.9202 |
-0.0638 |
254 |
1 |
97.03 |
2014-04-08 |
| 51. |
Now that you're on someone else's shoulders, the winter wind... |
96.55 |
0.9855 |
-0.1334 |
235 |
1 |
96.55 |
2023-05-31 |
| 52. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
88.48 |
1.0214 |
-0.2405 |
166 |
1 |
88.48 |
2014-04-08 |
| 53. |
We live in a charmed world. If we have money we can buy lite... |
85.28 |
1.0125 |
-0.2598 |
413 |
1 |
85.28 |
2014-04-08 |
| 54. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
85.20 |
1.0714 |
-0.3194 |
129 |
1 |
85.20 |
2014-04-08 |