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1. Cause this is thriller, thriller night. And no one's gonna s... 98.83 1.0826 0.3062 204 1 98.83 2024-03-29
2. Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... 97.70 1.1022 0.3066 259 1 97.70 2024-03-29
3. It's you that perceives reality as bad and unpleasant. It's ... 92.96 1.0442 0.2663 259 1 92.96 2024-03-29
4. An important distinction is that rich people buy luxuries la... 89.56 1.0184 0.2810 330 1 89.56 2024-03-29
5. And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... 88.75 0.9994 0.2790 269 1 88.75 2024-01-17
6. If you're looking for the word that means caring about someo... 87.80 1.0447 0.1929 308 1 87.80 2023-05-01
7. There is an ancient Indian saying that something lives only ... 87.50 1.0670 0.1688 507 2 81.20 2023-05-01
8. Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... 86.68 1.0863 0.1654 210 1 86.68 2024-03-29
9. It is not hard to make money in the market. What is hard to ... 86.64 1.0228 0.2277 215 1 86.64 2024-01-17
10. We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -... 85.74 0.9907 0.2418 397 1 85.74 2024-03-29
11. There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specif... 85.59 1.0350 0.1743 334 2 74.85 2024-03-29
12. I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... 84.80 1.0677 0.1535 284 1 84.80 2023-03-04
13. Let me photograph you in this light, in case it is the last ... 84.80 1.0572 0.1329 149 1 84.80 2022-07-08
14. The man that I named The Giver passed along to the boy knowl... 84.48 0.9699 0.2226 407 1 84.48 2024-03-29
15. I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be h... 83.86 1.0320 0.1519 471 1 83.86 2024-03-29
16. A half-moon glowed on smooth granite boulders, turning them ... 83.79 1.0152 0.1735 511 1 83.79 2024-01-17
17. Mind is not in any one place. Every cell in this body has it... 83.66 1.0693 0.1025 146 1 83.66 2022-07-06
18. The market ceiling can function in the same way as when you ... 83.57 1.0133 0.1664 266 1 83.57 2022-07-08
19. There is neither happiness nor unhappiness in this world; th... 83.23 1.0913 0.1077 274 1 83.23 2024-01-17
20. When has anyone ever told me I had the right to stop it all ... 83.08 1.0947 0.0753 122 1 83.08 2022-07-05
21. In 1969 four computers located around the country were in co... 82.87 0.9128 0.2898 369 1 82.87 2024-01-17
22. And remember also that in fighting against man we must not c... 82.66 1.0221 0.1346 138 1 82.66 2022-07-08
23. It's strange, but the way you look right now sort of looks l... 82.40 1.0081 0.1479 165 1 82.40 2022-07-05
24. Few other griefs amid the ill chances of this world have mor... 82.40 1.0510 0.1038 177 1 82.40 2023-05-01
25. It was one of those rare and beautiful days in winter when E... 81.94 1.0262 0.1297 394 1 81.94 2023-05-01
26. Now if you choose not to respond to my parental authority I ... 81.63 1.0049 0.1407 152 1 81.63 2023-04-13
27. Everyone thinks that being small is more detrimental than it... 81.34 1.0529 0.0979 182 1 81.34 2024-01-17
28. Liquor dealers had to be where they could run into people wh... 81.28 1.0329 0.1144 244 1 81.28 2022-12-28
29. If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... 81.07 1.0099 0.1320 207 1 81.07 2023-05-01
30. How can you see into my eyes like open doors leading you dow... 80.61 1.0585 0.0794 199 1 80.61 2022-07-06
31. I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call... 80.49 1.0393 0.0992 473 1 80.49 2023-05-01
32. After others have talked about themselves, a point will be r... 79.57 1.0948 0.0289 153 1 79.57 2022-07-09
33. I can't perform under pressure. That's why I never play anyt... 79.45 1.0092 0.1110 261 1 79.45 2022-08-24
34. That night of my sister's 18th birthday a lot of things happ... 79.21 1.0297 0.0882 374 2 68.80 2023-04-27
35. In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very lit... 78.71 1.0009 0.1085 584 1 78.71 2023-03-04
36. Three hidden keys open three secret gates wherein the errant... 78.44 1.0267 0.0818 187 1 78.44 2022-07-08
37. Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the tree... 78.01 1.1248 -0.0246 132 2 72.89 2022-07-08
38. You get a shiver in the dark, it's a-raining in the park but... 77.71 1.0371 0.0585 212 1 77.71 2023-05-01
39. The bully who oppressed your youth isn't at the table with u... 76.77 1.0077 0.0718 86 1 76.77 2023-08-08
40. Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... 76.60 1.0232 0.0877 236 1 76.60 2024-01-17
41. You live through that little piece of time that is yours, bu... 76.42 1.0483 0.0194 185 1 76.42 2022-07-05
42. Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasn't been w... 76.21 0.9759 0.0900 170 1 76.21 2022-07-06
43. The thing about a story is that you dream it as you tell it,... 76.17 1.1381 -0.0659 237 1 76.17 2022-07-09
44. Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb ... 76.13 1.0245 0.0484 252 1 76.13 2022-07-06
45. A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... 76.09 1.0387 0.0597 239 1 76.09 2024-01-17
46. He is in great fear, not knowing what mighty one may suddenl... 76.03 1.0612 0.0118 359 1 76.03 2022-07-05
47. I once lived in the Lost Woods, until the day I wandered int... 76.03 1.0118 0.0606 205 1 76.03 2022-07-05
48. Even a child that receives one bit of praise has the ability... 76.01 1.0247 0.0473 344 1 76.01 2022-07-06
49. Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... 75.70 0.9500 0.1176 362 1 75.70 2022-08-22
50. When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... 75.66 1.0547 0.0427 257 1 75.66 2022-07-09
51. Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... 75.23 0.9846 0.0755 281 1 75.23 2022-07-06
52. In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea.... 75.02 1.0605 -0.0014 229 1 75.02 2022-12-28
53. The TV ad featured Jamie on drums, bashing out a pukka rhyth... 74.87 0.8999 0.1574 274 1 74.87 2023-04-13
54. Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through... 74.87 1.0956 -0.0395 160 1 74.87 2022-07-08
55. This is what we call love. When you are loved, you can do an... 74.71 1.0908 -0.0380 193 1 74.71 2022-12-28
56. Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... 74.61 1.0621 0.0081 263 1 74.61 2023-08-08
57. When we are young, wandering the face of the earth, wonderin... 74.58 1.0480 -0.0028 147 1 74.58 2022-07-05
58. Now the years are rolling by me. They are rocking evenly. An... 74.53 1.0077 0.0428 261 2 70.99 2022-07-09
59. Sometimes I wonder why I spend the lonely nights dreaming of... 74.52 1.0299 0.0206 257 1 74.52 2024-01-17
60. When you find that one person who connects you to the world,... 74.48 1.0662 -0.0242 167 1 74.48 2022-08-18
61. I know I should be angry. I should be furious. What a way to... 74.41 1.0395 0.0090 195 1 74.41 2022-08-18
62. The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because ... 74.21 1.0639 -0.0172 264 1 74.21 2022-07-09
63. One day soon, man is going to be able to harness incredible ... 74.18 1.0471 0.0010 429 1 74.18 2022-07-05
64. The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... 74.09 1.0358 0.0369 349 1 74.09 2022-07-05
65. Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch ... 74.01 0.9980 0.0429 307 1 74.01 2023-02-05
66. Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and figh... 73.86 1.0733 -0.0321 218 1 73.86 2022-07-06
67. Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I ... 73.75 1.0425 -0.0020 345 1 73.75 2022-07-09
68. I'm not proud, I was wrong and the truth is hard to take. I ... 73.34 1.0025 0.0314 211 1 73.34 2022-07-09
69. It's a sad communication with little reason to believe when ... 73.33 1.0593 -0.0259 208 1 73.33 2022-07-09
70. We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who b... 73.32 1.0017 0.0332 157 2 65.92 2022-08-24
71. So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... 73.25 0.9279 0.1050 317 1 73.25 2022-12-28
72. Even if someone says they're doing fine, I'm sure that's jus... 73.01 0.9758 0.0449 186 1 73.01 2022-12-28
73. All beauty comes from beautiful blood and a beautiful brain.... 72.42 0.9819 0.0407 297 1 72.42 2022-07-05
74. The doctor said I had tomato loss... all right. Dr. Amnesia ... 71.94 0.9399 0.0705 207 1 71.94 2022-07-05
75. Joy to hearts which have suffered long is like the dew on th... 71.93 1.0720 -0.0322 204 1 71.93 2022-07-05
76. What are you doing on my boat? Look, I've had a really bad d... 71.84 0.9752 0.0276 162 1 71.84 2023-04-13
77. A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the... 71.83 1.1015 -0.0864 283 1 71.83 2022-07-08
78. Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... 71.74 1.0545 -0.0175 416 1 71.74 2022-07-05
79. To teach how to live without certainty, and yet without bein... 71.69 0.9734 0.0301 179 1 71.69 2022-12-28
80. I want you to be very clear about this: You were fired. I wa... 71.53 1.0427 -0.0361 214 1 71.53 2022-12-28
81. People come, people go - they'll drift in and out of your li... 71.53 1.0683 -0.0591 341 1 71.53 2022-07-06
82. Mankind doesn't need warfare and bloodshed to prove itself. ... 71.46 1.0202 -0.0133 213 1 71.46 2022-08-15
83. Once in a lifetime there comes a motion picture which change... 71.45 1.0520 -0.0433 214 1 71.45 2022-07-05
84. I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you unde... 71.24 1.0302 -0.0244 245 1 71.24 2022-07-09
85. There was a time not that long ago when many drivers thought... 71.17 1.0313 -0.0252 363 1 71.17 2022-07-05
86. Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... 71.05 1.0534 -0.0530 357 1 71.05 2022-07-05
87. Knowing that internal stress could cause failure on the exam... 71.02 1.1060 -0.0920 320 1 71.02 2024-01-17
88. If he needs a million acres to make him feel rich, seems to ... 70.91 0.9814 0.0183 275 1 70.91 2022-12-28
89. For example, by owning your own corporation, your vacations ... 70.90 0.9725 0.0611 279 1 70.90 2023-05-06
90. It's a good idea to tell the person you are confronting exac... 70.72 1.0098 -0.0128 533 1 70.72 2022-07-06
91. Most of all I want to sleep. I want to sleep like I slept wh... 70.65 1.0832 -0.0886 198 1 70.65 2022-07-04
92. If you had an injury and your doctor said it might help, wou... 70.58 1.0076 -0.0138 150 1 70.58 2023-05-01
93. Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... 70.54 1.0109 -0.0176 276 1 70.54 2022-07-06
94. Reach out your hand if your cup be empty. If your cup is ful... 70.53 1.0655 -0.0779 154 1 70.53 2022-07-06
95. What's in your eyes 'cause they talk to me. They know how to... 70.43 1.0277 -0.0351 373 1 70.43 2022-07-06
96. But this rough magic I here abjure, and when I have required... 70.12 0.9822 0.0068 284 1 70.12 2023-05-01
97. To make power, people try to put pieces of this metal close ... 69.98 1.1011 -0.1161 279 1 69.98 2022-07-05
98. Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... 69.94 1.0201 -0.0359 172 1 69.94 2022-07-05
99. I loved Jordan Catalano so much, and talked about him so muc... 69.92 1.0316 -0.0465 213 1 69.92 2022-07-06
100. You and I, we've been through a lot together. I look back an... 69.55 1.0072 -0.0291 301 1 69.55 2022-07-09
101. The clues we've uncovered during our search have led me to b... 69.53 1.0213 -0.0412 318 1 69.53 2022-07-05
102. People won't be people when you hear this sound, that's been... 69.51 1.0533 -0.0740 242 1 69.51 2022-07-09
103. People say I'm crazy doing what I'm doing. Well, they give m... 69.48 1.0103 -0.0320 226 1 69.48 2022-07-05
104. We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most ... 69.30 1.0439 -0.0652 369 1 69.30 2022-07-06
105. One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... 69.28 1.0483 -0.0735 227 1 69.28 2022-12-28
106. Every single night I endure the fight of little wings of whi... 68.99 1.0203 -0.0465 354 1 68.99 2022-07-08
107. It's the questions we can't answer that teach us the most. T... 68.95 1.0460 -0.0758 206 1 68.95 2022-07-05
108. And I knew that in spite of all the roses and kisses and res... 68.93 1.0843 -0.0672 258 1 68.93 2022-07-05
109. There's something we need to find, something hidden here in ... 68.91 1.0024 -0.0335 245 1 68.91 2022-07-09
110. The man who reviews his own life, as I do mine, in going on ... 68.65 1.0077 -0.0383 317 1 68.65 2022-12-31
111. Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I w... 68.55 1.0401 -0.0749 256 1 68.55 2022-07-08
112. If we burn our wings flying too close to the sun; if the mom... 68.53 1.0823 -0.1172 200 1 68.53 2022-01-10
113. Nice things don't happen in storybooks. Or when they do happ... 68.44 1.0268 -0.0714 162 1 68.44 2022-07-06
114. She had a horror of rooms. She was tired you can't hide beat... 68.35 1.0377 -0.0807 247 1 68.35 2022-03-29
115. It's important to take the time out of our busy schedules to... 68.16 0.9720 -0.0248 116 1 68.16 2022-07-05
116. Our prematurity brought a second big advantage: it forced us... 68.06 0.9962 -0.0339 455 1 68.06 2022-07-09
117. The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... 67.95 0.9088 0.0501 348 1 67.95 2022-07-06
118. You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're her... 67.88 1.1193 -0.1686 66 1 67.88 2022-07-04
119. First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... 67.60 0.9831 -0.0305 222 1 67.60 2022-07-05
120. We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... 67.46 1.0352 -0.0851 341 1 67.46 2022-07-06
121. For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection ... 67.39 0.9907 -0.0399 260 1 67.39 2022-07-04
122. Ah how shameless - the way these mortals blame the gods. Fro... 67.02 1.0254 -0.0789 210 1 67.02 2022-07-06
123. Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... 66.89 1.0531 -0.0796 272 1 66.89 2022-07-05
124. All at sea again, and now my hurricanes, have brought down t... 66.88 0.9843 -0.0086 325 1 66.88 2022-08-22
125. You could not live with your own failure. And where did that... 66.84 1.0719 -0.1308 329 1 66.84 2022-07-05
126. I've noticed that about your people, Doctor. You find it eas... 66.64 1.0481 -0.1087 230 1 66.64 2022-07-06
127. The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... 66.38 0.9997 -0.0642 382 1 66.38 2022-07-11
128. I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in yo... 66.17 0.9877 -0.0545 286 1 66.17 2022-07-08
129. To sit among all those unknown things before a puzzle like t... 65.88 1.0479 -0.0968 234 1 65.88 2023-05-05
130. Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... 65.54 0.9672 -0.0430 396 1 65.54 2022-07-09
131. That was what I wanted, but I don't need it to be gone. I ca... 65.01 1.1418 -0.2296 235 1 65.01 2022-07-06
132. To think that the affairs of this life always remain in the ... 64.83 1.0118 -0.0956 473 1 64.83 2022-07-05
133. And if I should ever go away, well, then close your eyes and... 64.76 1.0871 -0.1768 225 1 64.76 2022-07-05
134. In every idea of genius or in every new human idea, or, more... 64.72 0.9813 -0.0777 189 1 64.72 2022-07-06
135. I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anyt... 64.42 0.9721 -0.0624 306 1 64.42 2023-05-06
136. Well, you've cracked the sky, scrapers fill the air, but wil... 64.40 1.0235 -0.1165 232 1 64.40 2022-07-05
137. In one small part of space, the war continues. In war, there... 64.26 1.0035 -0.0978 368 1 64.26 2022-01-10
138. Sitting in the morning sun, I'll be sitting when the evening... 64.23 1.0538 -0.1487 244 1 64.23 2022-07-05
139. Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... 64.16 0.8852 0.0187 201 1 64.16 2022-07-06
140. No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue. I could not... 63.60 1.0474 -0.1511 194 1 63.60 2022-01-10
141. I don't know if I will have the time to write any more lette... 63.49 1.0838 -0.1882 374 1 63.49 2022-07-04
142. There's a simplicity to war: Attacking is the only secret. D... 63.34 1.0315 -0.1401 189 1 63.34 2022-07-08
143. God help the man who ever really loves you. You'd break his ... 63.18 1.0012 -0.1106 188 1 63.18 2022-12-28
144. You're telling us you killed those three young men on the su... 62.81 1.0021 -0.1179 483 1 62.81 2022-07-09
145. Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... 62.74 1.0555 -0.1521 323 1 62.74 2022-07-05
146. And then what did he do? Did he train you? Did he rehearse y... 61.83 0.9066 -0.0352 221 1 61.83 2022-07-06
147. For the days of my life have vanished like smoke, and my bon... 61.81 1.0598 -0.1949 178 1 61.81 2022-01-10
148. Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... 61.70 0.9632 -0.0652 345 1 61.70 2022-07-06
149. Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... 61.35 0.9965 -0.1334 310 1 61.35 2022-07-06
150. It's getting harder and harder for me to return to my true f... 60.99 1.0094 -0.1508 248 1 60.99 2022-07-06
151. I know you're coming in the night like a thief, but I've had... 60.94 1.0045 -0.1469 226 1 60.94 2022-01-10
152. I make my living off the evening news. Just give me somethin... 60.37 1.0139 -0.1700 138 1 60.37 2022-07-05
153. Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... 59.76 0.9212 -0.0795 323 1 59.76 2022-07-05
154. I feel his presence. But he can also feel mine. He's come fo... 59.54 1.0181 -0.1810 202 1 59.54 2022-07-05
155. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath, scared to rock ... 59.07 1.0010 -0.1696 248 1 59.07 2022-07-06
156. The robins were singing vespers in the high tree-tops, filli... 59.04 1.0181 -0.1840 287 1 59.04 2022-07-09
157. The kid in the back looked like he was ready to jump right o... 58.84 0.9845 -0.1584 256 1 58.84 2022-07-04
158. I never wanted to become someone like him. So secure, conten... 58.19 1.0519 -0.2338 245 1 58.19 2022-01-10
159. We are the world, we are the children. We are the ones who m... 58.12 1.0338 -0.2168 213 1 58.12 2022-07-06
160. I'm here, just like I said. Though it's breaking every rule ... 57.90 1.0096 -0.2004 300 1 57.90 2022-07-06
161. Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precis... 57.44 1.0343 -0.2270 228 1 57.44 2022-07-04
162. You know, Michael; now that you're so respectable, I think y... 57.17 0.9978 -0.1936 150 1 57.17 2022-07-05
163. It's moments like these where I feel like I am tied to the t... 55.80 1.0333 -0.2520 384 1 55.80 2022-07-05
164. Stanley spent more time pushing the wheelbarrow than digging... 55.42 1.0085 -0.2272 257 1 55.42 2022-07-06
165. I won't say another word - not one. I know I talk too much, ... 53.95 1.0415 -0.2816 227 1 53.95 2022-07-06
166. Oh, no, sir. I'm sorry, sir. I could never answer to a whist... 53.84 0.9755 -0.2159 190 1 53.84 2022-07-05
167. Power don't come from a badge or a gun. Power comes from lyi... 53.68 1.0122 -0.2586 240 1 53.68 2022-01-10
168. These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... 51.12 0.9278 -0.2082 295 1 51.12 2022-07-04
169. You don't believe the story of the Great Pumpkin? I thought ... 50.72 0.9851 -0.2874 173 1 50.72 2022-07-06
170. Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they ... 49.26 1.0846 -0.3917 365 1 49.26 2022-07-04