| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're her... |
114.52 |
1.1313 |
-1.1404 |
66 |
1 |
114.52 |
2018-05-23 |
| 2. |
Was it all put into words, or did both understand that they ... |
107.77 |
1.1568 |
-1.1571 |
186 |
1 |
107.77 |
2018-04-24 |
| 3. |
On the day that you were born the angels got together and de... |
107.01 |
1.0633 |
-1.0697 |
179 |
1 |
107.01 |
2018-04-24 |
| 4. |
The bizarre thing is, is that I did it for my old man... I t... |
106.90 |
1.0313 |
-1.0354 |
312 |
1 |
106.90 |
2018-05-23 |
| 5. |
I felt that even when they were polite they hardly saw me, t... |
106.50 |
1.0474 |
-1.0497 |
270 |
1 |
106.50 |
2018-05-23 |
| 6. |
The rate of progress is so rapid that what one learns at sch... |
104.52 |
1.0489 |
-1.0555 |
383 |
1 |
104.52 |
2018-04-24 |
| 7. |
For years I've been rushing around, taking whatever I fancie... |
103.83 |
1.0277 |
-1.0340 |
316 |
1 |
103.83 |
2019-06-17 |
| 8. |
I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. Bu... |
102.95 |
1.0146 |
-1.0219 |
224 |
1 |
102.95 |
2018-04-30 |
| 9. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
102.73 |
1.0755 |
-1.0781 |
243 |
1 |
102.73 |
2018-04-29 |
| 10. |
I must have left my house at eight because I always do. My t... |
102.67 |
1.0366 |
-1.0425 |
234 |
1 |
102.67 |
2018-04-22 |
| 11. |
Writing is hard work. A clear sentence is no accident. Very ... |
102.33 |
1.0373 |
-1.0393 |
224 |
1 |
102.33 |
2016-02-17 |
| 12. |
I've seen it watching me, that misty thing without a face. I... |
101.40 |
1.0382 |
-1.0427 |
205 |
1 |
101.40 |
2018-04-24 |
| 13. |
It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and t... |
101.37 |
1.1367 |
-1.1441 |
136 |
1 |
101.37 |
2018-04-30 |
| 14. |
In an age as agitated as ours, it no longer suffices just to... |
100.40 |
1.0381 |
-1.0499 |
327 |
1 |
100.40 |
2021-02-25 |
| 15. |
Looking back, I saw that for my whole conscious life I had n... |
100.32 |
1.0506 |
-1.0621 |
287 |
1 |
100.32 |
2019-06-17 |
| 16. |
Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret be... |
99.56 |
1.0257 |
-1.0245 |
222 |
1 |
99.56 |
2018-09-29 |
| 17. |
There was immediately a knock at the door and a man entered.... |
99.26 |
1.0661 |
-1.0818 |
359 |
1 |
99.26 |
2021-02-25 |
| 18. |
You know the kind of guy that does nothing but bad things an... |
99.26 |
1.0656 |
-1.0691 |
419 |
1 |
99.26 |
2021-02-25 |
| 19. |
Begin the day with a friendly voice. A companion, unobtrusiv... |
99.21 |
0.9575 |
-0.9831 |
280 |
2 |
85.88 |
2018-04-27 |
| 20. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
98.72 |
1.0033 |
-1.0087 |
203 |
1 |
98.72 |
2018-04-30 |
| 21. |
Olivia Pope doesn't use her magic for evil, she uses it for ... |
98.57 |
0.9822 |
-1.0075 |
236 |
1 |
98.57 |
2018-04-29 |
| 22. |
I was standing all alone in the world outside. You were sear... |
98.30 |
1.0462 |
-1.0531 |
188 |
1 |
98.30 |
2018-05-23 |
| 23. |
The universe divided as the heart and mind collided with the... |
98.14 |
0.9798 |
-1.0005 |
429 |
1 |
98.14 |
2018-05-23 |
| 24. |
I lie here on this great immovable bed - it is nailed down, ... |
97.70 |
0.9686 |
-0.9947 |
365 |
1 |
97.70 |
2018-04-30 |
| 25. |
He's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my li... |
97.49 |
1.0388 |
-1.0491 |
228 |
1 |
97.49 |
2018-04-24 |
| 26. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
97.47 |
0.9933 |
-0.9932 |
450 |
1 |
97.47 |
2018-05-23 |
| 27. |
The study of global social phenomena raises several difficul... |
96.63 |
0.9522 |
-0.9727 |
554 |
1 |
96.63 |
2018-05-09 |
| 28. |
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. |
96.55 |
1.1685 |
-1.1749 |
53 |
1 |
96.55 |
2018-04-18 |
| 29. |
Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime and never... |
96.54 |
1.1069 |
-1.1086 |
164 |
1 |
96.54 |
2021-02-25 |
| 30. |
Fifty-four forty or fight. What does that mean? Remember the... |
96.20 |
0.8308 |
-0.8590 |
225 |
1 |
96.20 |
2018-04-30 |
| 31. |
A man on a thousand mile walk has to forget his goal and say... |
95.96 |
0.9199 |
-0.9461 |
159 |
1 |
95.96 |
2018-04-29 |
| 32. |
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine, he gets me my drink... |
95.50 |
1.0285 |
-1.0363 |
168 |
1 |
95.50 |
2019-06-17 |
| 33. |
You know what nobody's mentioned? Is that this is supposed t... |
95.49 |
1.0088 |
-1.0156 |
176 |
1 |
95.49 |
2018-04-30 |
| 34. |
Look, I understand too little too late. I realize there are ... |
95.36 |
1.0408 |
-1.0421 |
274 |
1 |
95.36 |
2018-04-27 |
| 35. |
What she done was wrong and she gotta be punished. For the n... |
95.05 |
0.9708 |
-0.9972 |
363 |
1 |
95.05 |
2018-04-27 |
| 36. |
I wish that strife would vanish away from among gods and mor... |
94.95 |
1.0708 |
-1.0734 |
264 |
1 |
94.95 |
2018-04-22 |
| 37. |
Every morning when he'd come to pick you up, I would look fo... |
94.82 |
1.0668 |
-1.0732 |
444 |
1 |
94.82 |
2018-04-22 |
| 38. |
If I had a highway, I would run for the hills. If you could ... |
94.67 |
0.9810 |
-1.0079 |
190 |
1 |
94.67 |
2018-12-23 |
| 39. |
How can you tell me that you're lonely and say for you that ... |
94.59 |
1.1356 |
-1.1410 |
206 |
1 |
94.59 |
2018-04-29 |
| 40. |
You are the night you are the ocean. You are the light behin... |
94.57 |
1.0432 |
-1.0555 |
429 |
1 |
94.57 |
2019-03-11 |
| 41. |
I think you're the kindest, sweetest, prettiest person I've ... |
94.42 |
1.0524 |
-1.0594 |
373 |
1 |
94.42 |
2018-04-29 |
| 42. |
Have you ever experienced a time when no matter how hard you... |
94.40 |
1.0337 |
-1.0415 |
242 |
1 |
94.40 |
2018-06-09 |
| 43. |
Unjust laws exist: shall we be content to obey them, or shal... |
94.14 |
0.9695 |
-0.9918 |
482 |
1 |
94.14 |
2018-04-22 |
| 44. |
There's enough to pass around, you don't gotta wait in line.... |
94.13 |
1.0572 |
-1.0677 |
212 |
1 |
94.13 |
2018-04-24 |
| 45. |
Anna spoke not only naturally and intelligently, but intelli... |
94.07 |
1.0624 |
-1.0640 |
199 |
1 |
94.07 |
2018-04-29 |
| 46. |
You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds. And Truf... |
93.82 |
0.9202 |
-0.9460 |
281 |
1 |
93.82 |
2018-07-02 |
| 47. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
93.78 |
1.0524 |
-1.0578 |
177 |
1 |
93.78 |
2018-04-24 |
| 48. |
I don't think we'd have any alternatives. There isn't a sing... |
93.40 |
1.0186 |
-1.0211 |
216 |
1 |
93.40 |
2018-04-22 |
| 49. |
We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words a... |
92.83 |
1.0336 |
-1.0374 |
527 |
1 |
92.83 |
2018-04-24 |
| 50. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
92.72 |
0.9807 |
-0.9949 |
129 |
1 |
92.72 |
2018-05-09 |
| 51. |
I feel that way all the time. Like I'm from some other plane... |
92.60 |
1.0623 |
-1.0681 |
155 |
1 |
92.60 |
2019-06-17 |
| 52. |
Gonna see the river man, gonna tell him all I can about the ... |
92.40 |
1.0817 |
-1.1083 |
174 |
1 |
92.40 |
2021-02-25 |
| 53. |
I stopped in the middle of that building and I saw - the sky... |
92.16 |
1.0317 |
-1.0364 |
452 |
1 |
92.16 |
2018-04-27 |
| 54. |
Well, all I can say Gerry is that some marches are for thing... |
91.89 |
1.0403 |
-1.0412 |
482 |
1 |
91.89 |
2018-09-29 |
| 55. |
You never read a book on psychology, Tippy. You didn't need ... |
91.84 |
0.9898 |
-0.9942 |
265 |
1 |
91.84 |
2018-09-29 |
| 56. |
There are but two types of men who desire war: those who hav... |
91.53 |
1.0726 |
-1.0748 |
256 |
1 |
91.53 |
2019-06-17 |
| 57. |
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fa... |
91.29 |
0.9056 |
-0.9333 |
256 |
1 |
91.29 |
2018-05-23 |
| 58. |
Leave my door open just a crack, 'cause I feel like such an ... |
91.21 |
0.8947 |
-0.9253 |
142 |
1 |
91.21 |
2018-04-29 |
| 59. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
91.20 |
1.0227 |
-1.0239 |
378 |
1 |
91.20 |
2018-04-18 |
| 60. |
Did it matter then, she asked herself, walking towards Bond ... |
91.18 |
0.9958 |
-0.9996 |
247 |
1 |
91.18 |
2018-06-09 |
| 61. |
Every single night the same arrangement. I go out and fight ... |
91.10 |
1.0407 |
-1.0432 |
334 |
1 |
91.10 |
2018-07-02 |
| 62. |
So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out... |
91.02 |
1.0379 |
-1.0454 |
232 |
1 |
91.02 |
2018-04-29 |
| 63. |
I don't like you, but I love you. Seems that I'm always thin... |
91.02 |
1.0329 |
-1.0484 |
293 |
1 |
91.02 |
2021-02-25 |
| 64. |
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like... |
90.62 |
1.0390 |
-1.0469 |
294 |
1 |
90.62 |
2018-09-29 |
| 65. |
London! Madrid! Bangkok! Moscow! Cincinnati! From the four c... |
90.62 |
0.8435 |
-0.8669 |
291 |
1 |
90.62 |
2018-05-23 |
| 66. |
My aunt used to live in Paris. I remember, she used to come ... |
90.61 |
1.0244 |
-1.0309 |
330 |
1 |
90.61 |
2019-03-11 |
| 67. |
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. T... |
90.52 |
1.0391 |
-1.0466 |
190 |
1 |
90.52 |
2018-04-22 |
| 68. |
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess, but she had an... |
90.21 |
0.9742 |
-0.9934 |
436 |
1 |
90.21 |
2018-04-18 |
| 69. |
Walked out this morning, I don't believe what I saw: a hundr... |
90.16 |
0.9522 |
-0.9805 |
186 |
1 |
90.16 |
2018-04-27 |
| 70. |
I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficu... |
90.16 |
0.9912 |
-1.0125 |
342 |
1 |
90.16 |
2018-09-29 |
| 71. |
I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, what... |
90.13 |
1.0504 |
-1.0596 |
271 |
1 |
90.13 |
2021-02-25 |
| 72. |
First of all, let's stop pretending that everyone can or sho... |
90.10 |
1.0283 |
-1.0347 |
351 |
1 |
90.10 |
2021-02-25 |
| 73. |
If we play Bach on an old and well-preserved Silbermann orga... |
90.04 |
0.9011 |
-0.9213 |
392 |
1 |
90.04 |
2018-04-27 |
| 74. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
89.96 |
0.9745 |
-0.9788 |
388 |
1 |
89.96 |
2018-04-27 |
| 75. |
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run ... |
89.73 |
0.9622 |
-1.0017 |
165 |
1 |
89.73 |
2018-04-29 |
| 76. |
Why does man create? Is it man's purpose on earth to express... |
89.64 |
0.9517 |
-0.9825 |
181 |
1 |
89.64 |
2018-04-18 |
| 77. |
I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely... |
89.60 |
0.9583 |
-0.9813 |
382 |
1 |
89.60 |
2018-04-18 |
| 78. |
Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company... |
89.56 |
0.9748 |
-1.0051 |
184 |
1 |
89.56 |
2019-06-17 |
| 79. |
But I'm glad you'll see me as I am. Above all, I wouldn't wa... |
89.41 |
1.0106 |
-1.0097 |
231 |
1 |
89.41 |
2018-06-09 |
| 80. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
89.33 |
1.0390 |
-1.0392 |
260 |
1 |
89.33 |
2018-04-22 |
| 81. |
You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thin... |
89.17 |
0.9869 |
-1.0128 |
308 |
1 |
89.17 |
2018-04-29 |
| 82. |
You stand before the gates of the Lord's Labyrinth. Within t... |
89.15 |
0.9561 |
-0.9949 |
308 |
1 |
89.15 |
2019-06-17 |
| 83. |
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows thi... |
89.15 |
1.0039 |
-1.0021 |
605 |
1 |
89.15 |
2021-02-25 |
| 84. |
And I know of people that've been coming up to me, and makin... |
89.12 |
0.9862 |
-1.0076 |
465 |
1 |
89.12 |
2018-05-07 |
| 85. |
There was a long hard time when I kept far from me the remem... |
88.89 |
1.0538 |
-1.0562 |
132 |
1 |
88.89 |
2018-04-29 |
| 86. |
The world says: "You have needs - satisfy them. You have as ... |
88.79 |
0.9093 |
-0.9329 |
339 |
1 |
88.79 |
2018-04-30 |
| 87. |
Well, Mr. Gardner, I must admit that is one of the most refr... |
88.73 |
0.9334 |
-0.9604 |
210 |
1 |
88.73 |
2018-04-29 |
| 88. |
On the sidewalk across from me, near the entrance to a barbe... |
88.60 |
0.9562 |
-0.9790 |
536 |
1 |
88.60 |
2018-04-22 |
| 89. |
Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven like the first... |
88.47 |
0.9670 |
-0.9932 |
176 |
1 |
88.47 |
2018-10-06 |
| 90. |
It's true, Mr. Ross entered into an early release agreement.... |
88.35 |
0.9773 |
-1.0097 |
250 |
1 |
88.35 |
2018-04-22 |
| 91. |
You know what really hurts? Being denied the right to give u... |
88.25 |
0.9714 |
-1.0040 |
255 |
1 |
88.25 |
2018-04-22 |
| 92. |
So Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's b... |
88.13 |
0.9218 |
-0.9527 |
246 |
1 |
88.13 |
2018-05-23 |
| 93. |
Noontime, and I'm still pushing myself along the road, the d... |
88.05 |
1.0252 |
-1.0268 |
257 |
1 |
88.05 |
2018-12-23 |
| 94. |
Ah, hello, Mr. O'Reilly. How are you this morning? Oh, good,... |
87.81 |
0.8752 |
-0.9024 |
440 |
1 |
87.81 |
2018-05-09 |
| 95. |
Ladies and Gentlemen. I stand before you now because I never... |
87.74 |
0.9539 |
-0.9807 |
244 |
1 |
87.74 |
2018-05-23 |
| 96. |
Countless blues are sung about individual trains which appea... |
87.60 |
0.9911 |
-1.0098 |
432 |
1 |
87.60 |
2018-04-18 |
| 97. |
It is no worse because I write of it. It would be no better ... |
87.47 |
1.0534 |
-1.0573 |
163 |
1 |
87.47 |
2018-04-24 |
| 98. |
I called Betsy again at her office and she said maybe we'd g... |
87.24 |
1.0394 |
-1.0420 |
201 |
1 |
87.24 |
2018-05-23 |
| 99. |
You know, sweetheart, if there's one thing I've learned, it'... |
86.84 |
1.0069 |
-1.0116 |
161 |
1 |
86.84 |
2018-04-30 |
| 100. |
You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you th... |
86.58 |
0.9677 |
-0.9944 |
241 |
1 |
86.58 |
2018-04-29 |
| 101. |
Why study science? Science, more than any other discipline, ... |
86.57 |
0.9622 |
-0.9842 |
359 |
1 |
86.57 |
2018-04-29 |
| 102. |
If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to ... |
86.51 |
1.0345 |
-1.0372 |
206 |
1 |
86.51 |
2016-02-17 |
| 103. |
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what ... |
86.30 |
1.0351 |
-1.0379 |
258 |
1 |
86.30 |
2018-04-29 |
| 104. |
Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death... |
86.29 |
0.9621 |
-0.9905 |
219 |
1 |
86.29 |
2018-09-29 |
| 105. |
A semitrailer is legally defined as a vehicle designed so th... |
85.88 |
0.9588 |
-0.9636 |
228 |
1 |
85.88 |
2018-04-29 |
| 106. |
You cannot defeat me with a blade that does not sparkle with... |
85.85 |
1.0249 |
-1.0321 |
239 |
1 |
85.85 |
2018-04-22 |
| 107. |
She would not say of anyone in the world now that they were ... |
85.55 |
1.0381 |
-1.0403 |
408 |
1 |
85.55 |
2018-04-29 |
| 108. |
Set in Liberty City. Meltdown! It's all being shot on green ... |
85.44 |
0.9328 |
-0.9606 |
234 |
1 |
85.44 |
2018-04-30 |
| 109. |
I would say he has quite a few problems. His energy seems to... |
85.27 |
1.0679 |
-1.0722 |
396 |
1 |
85.27 |
2021-02-25 |
| 110. |
The word science is derived from a Latin verb meaning "to kn... |
85.23 |
0.9398 |
-0.9657 |
325 |
1 |
85.23 |
2018-05-23 |
| 111. |
Somewhere over the rainbow way up high, there's a land that ... |
85.22 |
0.9615 |
-0.9849 |
461 |
1 |
85.22 |
2018-04-29 |
| 112. |
Every breath you take and every move you make, every bond yo... |
85.09 |
1.0616 |
-1.0691 |
217 |
1 |
85.09 |
2018-04-18 |
| 113. |
It was the most horrible, the most repellent thing she had e... |
85.05 |
1.0857 |
-1.0883 |
214 |
1 |
85.05 |
2018-04-22 |
| 114. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
84.22 |
0.9931 |
-0.9876 |
381 |
1 |
84.22 |
2018-04-22 |
| 115. |
Look, you're supposed to be winning the hearts and minds of ... |
83.67 |
0.9687 |
-0.9926 |
320 |
1 |
83.67 |
2018-05-09 |
| 116. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
83.64 |
0.9269 |
-0.9252 |
269 |
1 |
83.64 |
2018-04-29 |
| 117. |
All right, we're not doing this, gentlemen. We're not gonna ... |
83.63 |
0.9854 |
-1.0132 |
244 |
1 |
83.63 |
2018-04-22 |
| 118. |
Under such circumstances I naturally gravitated to London, t... |
83.49 |
0.9489 |
-0.9516 |
157 |
1 |
83.49 |
2018-10-06 |
| 119. |
Harry could hardly believe this was real. Four weeks with no... |
83.42 |
0.9617 |
-0.9842 |
424 |
1 |
83.42 |
2018-04-24 |
| 120. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
83.28 |
0.9804 |
-0.9840 |
227 |
1 |
83.28 |
2018-04-27 |
| 121. |
I finally figured it out. It's like when they realized it wa... |
83.25 |
0.9621 |
-0.9831 |
534 |
1 |
83.25 |
2018-04-18 |
| 122. |
You know the difference between you and me Marty? I'm a whit... |
82.66 |
0.9721 |
-0.9997 |
281 |
1 |
82.66 |
2018-04-30 |
| 123. |
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicarious... |
82.31 |
0.8192 |
-0.8362 |
433 |
1 |
82.31 |
2018-05-23 |
| 124. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
82.18 |
0.9673 |
-0.9714 |
292 |
1 |
82.18 |
2016-04-03 |
| 125. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
81.88 |
1.0487 |
-1.0558 |
253 |
1 |
81.88 |
2019-03-11 |
| 126. |
It was a long and gloomy night that gathered on me, haunted ... |
81.38 |
0.9653 |
-0.9695 |
165 |
1 |
81.38 |
2018-05-23 |
| 127. |
I mean that tonight you've made me ashamed of every concept ... |
81.37 |
1.0367 |
-1.0416 |
317 |
1 |
81.37 |
2018-07-02 |
| 128. |
Well, when I came home from school my head started to get re... |
81.09 |
1.0302 |
-1.0346 |
309 |
1 |
81.09 |
2019-06-17 |
| 129. |
And every year on this day of days, we recommit ourselves to... |
80.99 |
0.9172 |
-0.9412 |
359 |
1 |
80.99 |
2018-04-29 |
| 130. |
I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies... |
80.91 |
1.0649 |
-1.0690 |
306 |
1 |
80.91 |
2018-04-29 |
| 131. |
Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks a... |
80.37 |
0.9126 |
-0.9414 |
225 |
1 |
80.37 |
2018-04-30 |
| 132. |
People's beliefs about their abilities have a profound effec... |
80.33 |
0.9643 |
-0.9884 |
328 |
1 |
80.33 |
2018-04-22 |
| 133. |
Well, that's their own stupidity, I should have been there. ... |
79.91 |
0.9532 |
-0.9815 |
314 |
1 |
79.91 |
2018-04-24 |
| 134. |
Your tenure as boss was a short one. Actually, it was unusua... |
79.83 |
0.8909 |
-0.9125 |
502 |
1 |
79.83 |
2018-04-29 |
| 135. |
Bach's income, if we take into consideration the value of mo... |
79.59 |
0.9762 |
-0.9967 |
354 |
1 |
79.59 |
2018-04-18 |
| 136. |
When a great office is vacant, either by death or disgrace (... |
79.16 |
0.9337 |
-0.9573 |
271 |
1 |
79.16 |
2018-04-29 |
| 137. |
Yes, Steve, I can tell you those things because when I said ... |
79.04 |
1.0271 |
-1.0402 |
200 |
1 |
79.04 |
2018-04-27 |
| 138. |
There is little agreement about the timing and causation of ... |
78.55 |
0.9115 |
-0.9223 |
624 |
1 |
78.55 |
2018-05-23 |
| 139. |
In his capacity as princeps, selfishness and selflessness co... |
78.53 |
0.8989 |
-0.9188 |
578 |
1 |
78.53 |
2018-04-29 |
| 140. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
78.50 |
1.1062 |
-1.1079 |
200 |
1 |
78.50 |
2016-03-28 |
| 141. |
Brother, you really are somethin'. You sit here, vote guilty... |
78.38 |
0.9406 |
-0.9672 |
340 |
1 |
78.38 |
2019-06-17 |
| 142. |
The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought eve... |
78.37 |
0.9301 |
-0.9581 |
190 |
1 |
78.37 |
2018-04-24 |
| 143. |
That's the engineer of the Excess Express. Talk about a drea... |
78.21 |
0.9113 |
-0.9362 |
235 |
1 |
78.21 |
2018-04-18 |
| 144. |
Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower bla... |
77.69 |
0.8550 |
-0.8679 |
485 |
1 |
77.69 |
2018-04-27 |
| 145. |
How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely ... |
77.54 |
0.9069 |
-0.9427 |
208 |
1 |
77.54 |
2019-06-17 |
| 146. |
A sentence's verb phrase may contain a verb with many possib... |
77.44 |
0.9039 |
-0.9214 |
430 |
1 |
77.44 |
2018-04-18 |
| 147. |
I am the truth, I am the wisdom of the fallen - I'm the yout... |
77.21 |
0.9336 |
-0.9560 |
347 |
1 |
77.21 |
2018-04-24 |
| 148. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
76.34 |
1.0561 |
-1.0621 |
227 |
1 |
76.34 |
2016-02-17 |
| 149. |
An honest bookstore would post the following sign above its ... |
76.28 |
0.8555 |
-0.8813 |
229 |
1 |
76.28 |
2018-04-22 |
| 150. |
"I will always speak the truth to you, Herb Asher," the boy ... |
76.14 |
0.9120 |
-0.9368 |
434 |
1 |
76.14 |
2018-04-22 |
| 151. |
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, ... |
76.02 |
0.7718 |
-0.7885 |
127 |
1 |
76.02 |
2018-04-27 |
| 152. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
75.95 |
0.9678 |
-0.9703 |
392 |
1 |
75.95 |
2016-03-28 |
| 153. |
That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight losing m... |
75.69 |
1.0345 |
-1.0383 |
181 |
1 |
75.69 |
2018-04-29 |
| 154. |
Saying "I love you" is not the words I want to hear from you... |
75.56 |
1.0774 |
-1.0863 |
268 |
1 |
75.56 |
2018-04-18 |
| 155. |
Well, technology is a glittering lure. But there is a rare o... |
75.53 |
0.9067 |
-0.9271 |
516 |
1 |
75.53 |
2019-06-17 |
| 156. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
74.87 |
0.8328 |
-0.8342 |
343 |
1 |
74.87 |
2018-04-29 |
| 157. |
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! Aft... |
74.64 |
0.8786 |
-0.9021 |
257 |
1 |
74.64 |
2018-04-22 |
| 158. |
I got my hands on some canned fruit, I traded those for batt... |
74.41 |
0.9174 |
-0.9434 |
252 |
1 |
74.41 |
2018-04-29 |
| 159. |
Fortunately you have got someone who relies on you. We start... |
73.75 |
1.0283 |
-1.0350 |
206 |
1 |
73.75 |
2018-04-24 |
| 160. |
Like frozen sentries of the Serengeti, the century-old termi... |
73.64 |
0.8742 |
-0.8984 |
202 |
1 |
73.64 |
2019-06-17 |
| 161. |
There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the... |
73.52 |
0.9177 |
-0.9454 |
180 |
1 |
73.52 |
2018-04-18 |
| 162. |
Everyone's creeping up to the money god, putting tongues whe... |
73.18 |
0.9862 |
-1.0132 |
326 |
1 |
73.18 |
2018-04-24 |
| 163. |
They wanted me to build them a bomb so I took their plutoniu... |
73.11 |
0.9555 |
-0.9817 |
208 |
1 |
73.11 |
2019-06-17 |
| 164. |
In and around the lake. Mountains come out of the sky and th... |
73.06 |
1.0470 |
-1.0538 |
236 |
1 |
73.06 |
2019-06-17 |
| 165. |
Everybody stutters one way or the other, so check my message... |
72.69 |
0.9603 |
-0.9920 |
179 |
1 |
72.69 |
2018-04-18 |
| 166. |
Don't say anything. Be dominant. It's all, all about dominan... |
71.55 |
0.9297 |
-0.9654 |
186 |
1 |
71.55 |
2018-12-25 |
| 167. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
70.47 |
1.0042 |
-1.0116 |
168 |
1 |
70.47 |
2018-06-09 |
| 168. |
Speed is the consort of death, as pleasure is of life. Speed... |
70.29 |
0.9200 |
-0.9455 |
203 |
1 |
70.29 |
2019-06-17 |
| 169. |
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man t... |
66.22 |
1.0832 |
-1.0856 |
147 |
1 |
66.22 |
2018-04-22 |
| 170. |
And then what did he do? Did he train you? Did he rehearse y... |
66.16 |
0.9121 |
-0.9157 |
221 |
1 |
66.16 |
2018-04-18 |