| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
113.86 |
1.1018 |
0.2335 |
220 |
11 |
98.18 |
2009-08-19 |
| 2. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
108.42 |
1.0714 |
0.2001 |
129 |
10 |
83.91 |
2012-05-04 |
| 3. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
106.76 |
1.0788 |
0.1732 |
171 |
9 |
95.70 |
2009-05-19 |
| 4. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
106.64 |
1.0463 |
0.2043 |
182 |
3 |
98.22 |
2009-05-14 |
| 5. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
106.47 |
1.0796 |
0.1690 |
129 |
6 |
92.11 |
2009-08-22 |
| 6. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
106.14 |
1.0334 |
0.2114 |
131 |
11 |
86.64 |
2012-06-28 |
| 7. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
106.03 |
1.0613 |
0.1822 |
266 |
13 |
93.06 |
2009-11-04 |
| 8. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
105.19 |
1.0201 |
0.2135 |
172 |
5 |
91.53 |
2009-05-11 |
| 9. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
104.47 |
1.0515 |
0.1737 |
250 |
11 |
89.61 |
2009-12-17 |
| 10. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
103.77 |
1.0666 |
0.1504 |
297 |
9 |
92.71 |
2009-08-17 |
| 11. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
103.67 |
1.0483 |
0.1675 |
227 |
8 |
88.93 |
2009-06-13 |
| 12. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
103.49 |
1.1016 |
0.1121 |
233 |
6 |
95.77 |
2009-05-07 |
| 13. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
103.29 |
0.9843 |
0.2270 |
234 |
7 |
84.49 |
2012-06-28 |
| 14. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
103.07 |
0.9865 |
0.2223 |
276 |
10 |
89.62 |
2009-06-13 |
| 15. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
102.88 |
1.0252 |
0.1813 |
176 |
7 |
82.32 |
2009-08-22 |
| 16. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
102.55 |
1.0261 |
0.1766 |
273 |
8 |
89.79 |
2011-07-21 |
| 17. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
102.28 |
1.0619 |
0.1376 |
354 |
10 |
90.75 |
2009-08-17 |
| 18. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
102.13 |
1.0668 |
0.1309 |
350 |
6 |
88.29 |
2021-03-16 |
| 19. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
101.97 |
1.0993 |
0.0966 |
265 |
8 |
87.66 |
2009-07-23 |
| 20. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
101.88 |
1.0486 |
0.1462 |
289 |
12 |
87.09 |
2009-06-13 |
| 21. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
101.64 |
1.0885 |
0.1035 |
315 |
7 |
96.09 |
2011-10-25 |
| 22. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
101.52 |
1.0389 |
0.1517 |
318 |
11 |
90.30 |
2009-05-09 |
| 23. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
101.22 |
1.0352 |
0.1519 |
341 |
7 |
85.59 |
2009-05-06 |
| 24. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
101.05 |
0.9699 |
0.2152 |
269 |
9 |
88.03 |
2009-06-14 |
| 25. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
101.02 |
1.0799 |
0.1048 |
243 |
4 |
96.56 |
2009-11-21 |
| 26. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
100.90 |
1.0396 |
0.1437 |
149 |
8 |
86.39 |
2009-06-14 |
| 27. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
100.48 |
0.9740 |
0.2044 |
209 |
4 |
91.25 |
2009-06-13 |
| 28. |
Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it bet... |
100.38 |
1.1335 |
0.0437 |
138 |
1 |
100.38 |
2026-02-14 |
| 29. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
99.80 |
1.0445 |
0.1259 |
373 |
10 |
93.58 |
2009-06-25 |
| 30. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
99.80 |
1.0596 |
0.1108 |
239 |
7 |
93.60 |
2009-06-10 |
| 31. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
99.58 |
1.0521 |
0.1157 |
171 |
4 |
84.38 |
2012-03-06 |
| 32. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
99.46 |
1.0053 |
0.1611 |
232 |
7 |
87.77 |
2009-06-13 |
| 33. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
99.32 |
1.1114 |
0.0534 |
247 |
2 |
95.82 |
2012-03-22 |
| 34. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
99.10 |
0.9731 |
0.1891 |
129 |
4 |
87.28 |
2009-05-25 |
| 35. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
99.09 |
0.9941 |
0.1680 |
217 |
12 |
84.05 |
2012-06-28 |
| 36. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
99.04 |
0.9846 |
0.1769 |
281 |
5 |
89.63 |
2009-04-19 |
| 37. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
98.79 |
0.9811 |
0.1775 |
272 |
7 |
86.77 |
2009-05-16 |
| 38. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
98.36 |
0.9965 |
0.1570 |
277 |
10 |
84.34 |
2009-05-17 |
| 39. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
98.29 |
1.0429 |
0.1098 |
259 |
7 |
86.23 |
2009-05-14 |
| 40. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
98.23 |
1.0025 |
0.1495 |
256 |
7 |
84.90 |
2009-11-04 |
| 41. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
98.21 |
1.0013 |
0.1505 |
273 |
3 |
82.71 |
2009-07-23 |
| 42. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
98.16 |
0.9966 |
0.1546 |
259 |
12 |
86.17 |
2021-05-26 |
| 43. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
97.77 |
1.0696 |
0.0770 |
226 |
4 |
88.41 |
2009-06-10 |
| 44. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
97.74 |
1.0441 |
0.1022 |
252 |
5 |
89.20 |
2009-05-17 |
| 45. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
97.56 |
1.0454 |
0.0987 |
255 |
9 |
82.88 |
2012-06-28 |
| 46. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
97.46 |
1.0567 |
0.0863 |
303 |
9 |
83.74 |
2021-03-08 |
| 47. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
97.36 |
1.0477 |
0.0941 |
360 |
5 |
90.56 |
2009-09-06 |
| 48. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
97.04 |
1.0565 |
0.0815 |
247 |
5 |
84.54 |
2009-05-21 |
| 49. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
96.84 |
0.9844 |
0.1513 |
293 |
6 |
84.10 |
2009-05-19 |
| 50. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
96.65 |
1.0385 |
0.0950 |
230 |
7 |
86.86 |
2009-05-16 |
| 51. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
96.56 |
0.9936 |
0.1388 |
311 |
5 |
89.87 |
2009-05-26 |
| 52. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
96.30 |
1.0025 |
0.1269 |
336 |
11 |
86.11 |
2009-08-19 |
| 53. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
96.21 |
1.0023 |
0.1260 |
211 |
5 |
78.87 |
2009-05-06 |
| 54. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
96.10 |
1.0391 |
0.0879 |
358 |
7 |
87.29 |
2009-11-08 |
| 55. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
95.96 |
1.0368 |
0.0886 |
276 |
6 |
85.73 |
2009-06-13 |
| 56. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
95.87 |
1.0337 |
0.0906 |
214 |
8 |
86.61 |
2009-05-19 |
| 57. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
95.71 |
1.0361 |
0.0863 |
269 |
7 |
84.94 |
2013-05-11 |
| 58. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
95.61 |
1.0125 |
0.1088 |
224 |
9 |
81.96 |
2015-06-18 |
| 59. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
95.60 |
1.0613 |
0.0599 |
456 |
5 |
84.38 |
2009-06-14 |
| 60. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
95.58 |
1.0767 |
0.0442 |
212 |
3 |
90.22 |
2009-05-12 |
| 61. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
95.37 |
1.0399 |
0.0786 |
294 |
8 |
84.83 |
2009-06-12 |
| 62. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
95.28 |
1.0131 |
0.1043 |
225 |
5 |
90.16 |
2009-06-04 |
| 63. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
95.24 |
1.0289 |
0.0880 |
276 |
7 |
84.45 |
2009-06-16 |
| 64. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
94.83 |
1.0496 |
0.0625 |
314 |
8 |
89.26 |
2021-05-27 |
| 65. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
94.82 |
0.9965 |
0.1155 |
310 |
7 |
85.25 |
2009-08-22 |
| 66. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
94.75 |
1.0487 |
0.0625 |
231 |
8 |
88.03 |
2009-05-26 |
| 67. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
94.73 |
0.9893 |
0.1217 |
323 |
7 |
81.58 |
2009-06-12 |
| 68. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
94.72 |
1.0417 |
0.0691 |
253 |
9 |
86.94 |
2009-05-19 |
| 69. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
94.67 |
1.0523 |
0.0579 |
256 |
7 |
87.61 |
2009-10-30 |
| 70. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
94.64 |
0.9763 |
0.1336 |
289 |
6 |
80.18 |
2011-10-25 |
| 71. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
94.56 |
1.0167 |
0.0923 |
378 |
6 |
87.84 |
2009-06-13 |
| 72. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
94.54 |
0.9734 |
0.1353 |
289 |
10 |
79.93 |
2009-06-14 |
| 73. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
94.50 |
0.9851 |
0.1232 |
317 |
7 |
83.77 |
2009-06-25 |
| 74. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
94.43 |
1.0099 |
0.0975 |
207 |
6 |
85.91 |
2009-06-04 |
| 75. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
94.40 |
0.9646 |
0.1425 |
264 |
4 |
79.66 |
2009-04-25 |
| 76. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
94.33 |
1.0201 |
0.0862 |
375 |
3 |
91.45 |
2009-05-16 |
| 77. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
94.30 |
1.0073 |
0.0986 |
369 |
10 |
85.35 |
2009-11-04 |
| 78. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
94.26 |
1.0068 |
0.0986 |
358 |
6 |
89.74 |
2009-11-11 |
| 79. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
94.15 |
0.9233 |
0.1808 |
168 |
6 |
83.46 |
2009-06-14 |
| 80. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
94.12 |
1.0419 |
0.0619 |
261 |
8 |
81.58 |
2009-06-10 |
| 81. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
94.07 |
1.0257 |
0.0775 |
401 |
5 |
86.45 |
2009-06-13 |
| 82. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
94.02 |
0.9942 |
0.1084 |
483 |
7 |
81.76 |
2009-08-17 |
| 83. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
93.98 |
1.0944 |
0.0078 |
308 |
2 |
89.30 |
2009-11-11 |
| 84. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
93.97 |
0.9841 |
0.1179 |
334 |
3 |
87.79 |
2009-06-14 |
| 85. |
Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man imme... |
93.89 |
1.0713 |
0.0298 |
107 |
1 |
93.89 |
2022-02-10 |
| 86. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
93.85 |
0.9786 |
0.1220 |
235 |
8 |
79.95 |
2016-08-27 |
| 87. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
93.85 |
0.9820 |
0.1186 |
267 |
11 |
84.62 |
2015-06-18 |
| 88. |
Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
93.84 |
1.0555 |
0.0450 |
323 |
1 |
93.84 |
2012-03-15 |
| 89. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
93.70 |
1.0595 |
0.0394 |
379 |
5 |
86.15 |
2012-05-04 |
| 90. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
93.64 |
0.9798 |
0.1184 |
199 |
8 |
83.46 |
2012-06-28 |
| 91. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
93.48 |
1.0577 |
0.0386 |
247 |
8 |
85.36 |
2009-06-06 |
| 92. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
93.28 |
1.0060 |
0.0879 |
171 |
5 |
85.20 |
2012-03-06 |
| 93. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
93.22 |
1.0829 |
0.0103 |
288 |
8 |
82.67 |
2009-05-21 |
| 94. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
93.22 |
0.9464 |
0.1468 |
323 |
7 |
85.32 |
2009-08-19 |
| 95. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
93.11 |
1.1215 |
-0.0295 |
200 |
1 |
93.11 |
2011-07-21 |
| 96. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
92.98 |
0.9687 |
0.1217 |
371 |
7 |
83.31 |
2009-05-26 |
| 97. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
92.89 |
0.9540 |
0.1354 |
285 |
4 |
85.59 |
2009-05-26 |
| 98. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
92.82 |
1.0529 |
0.0357 |
351 |
3 |
85.85 |
2009-05-14 |
| 99. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
92.34 |
1.0251 |
0.0578 |
261 |
11 |
83.86 |
2011-10-25 |
| 100. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
92.33 |
1.0292 |
0.0536 |
262 |
6 |
83.78 |
2009-06-10 |
| 101. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
92.33 |
0.9601 |
0.1227 |
308 |
8 |
82.83 |
2009-06-25 |
| 102. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
92.29 |
0.9676 |
0.1147 |
442 |
6 |
83.55 |
2009-12-17 |
| 103. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
92.22 |
0.9831 |
0.0984 |
469 |
6 |
85.20 |
2009-06-04 |
| 104. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
92.18 |
0.9768 |
0.1042 |
387 |
6 |
82.41 |
2009-05-11 |
| 105. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
91.90 |
1.0213 |
0.0565 |
240 |
7 |
78.52 |
2009-05-12 |
| 106. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
91.89 |
0.9780 |
0.0996 |
337 |
10 |
76.93 |
2009-05-30 |
| 107. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
91.88 |
1.0390 |
0.0385 |
205 |
10 |
80.66 |
2012-05-04 |
| 108. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
91.83 |
1.0462 |
0.0307 |
184 |
2 |
85.51 |
2009-12-21 |
| 109. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
91.79 |
1.0263 |
0.0502 |
267 |
4 |
83.44 |
2009-06-06 |
| 110. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
91.68 |
0.9649 |
0.1103 |
193 |
8 |
80.05 |
2009-08-19 |
| 111. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
91.67 |
0.9894 |
0.0857 |
323 |
6 |
81.49 |
2009-06-16 |
| 112. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
91.66 |
0.9275 |
0.1474 |
211 |
11 |
79.34 |
2009-06-10 |
| 113. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
91.62 |
1.0296 |
0.0449 |
437 |
4 |
87.54 |
2009-05-31 |
| 114. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
91.58 |
0.9795 |
0.0945 |
308 |
10 |
83.39 |
2015-06-18 |
| 115. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
91.36 |
0.9997 |
0.0717 |
382 |
4 |
82.90 |
2009-05-07 |
| 116. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
91.29 |
1.0197 |
0.0509 |
226 |
6 |
85.71 |
2009-06-10 |
| 117. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
91.15 |
0.9991 |
0.0699 |
225 |
5 |
79.94 |
2009-05-16 |
| 118. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
91.03 |
1.0340 |
0.0336 |
406 |
9 |
82.41 |
2012-06-28 |
| 119. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
90.99 |
0.9964 |
0.0707 |
203 |
8 |
82.37 |
2009-07-23 |
| 120. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
90.99 |
1.0331 |
0.0340 |
234 |
6 |
85.21 |
2009-08-22 |
| 121. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
90.86 |
0.9289 |
0.1367 |
204 |
5 |
82.09 |
2009-06-12 |
| 122. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
90.80 |
0.9342 |
0.1307 |
434 |
8 |
83.17 |
2009-06-06 |
| 123. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
90.79 |
1.0797 |
-0.0150 |
210 |
7 |
85.22 |
2009-05-14 |
| 124. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
90.62 |
1.0426 |
0.0202 |
323 |
11 |
84.58 |
2021-05-27 |
| 125. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
90.56 |
1.0795 |
-0.0175 |
226 |
2 |
89.05 |
2009-09-06 |
| 126. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
90.51 |
1.0214 |
0.0401 |
269 |
5 |
79.40 |
2009-05-10 |
| 127. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
90.35 |
0.9907 |
0.0689 |
211 |
2 |
85.88 |
2009-04-25 |
| 128. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
90.29 |
0.9899 |
0.0690 |
163 |
10 |
78.84 |
2009-11-04 |
| 129. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
90.12 |
0.9553 |
0.1016 |
430 |
5 |
78.70 |
2009-07-23 |
| 130. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
90.09 |
1.0528 |
0.0037 |
201 |
3 |
88.00 |
2009-08-17 |
| 131. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
89.93 |
0.9758 |
0.0789 |
314 |
8 |
82.18 |
2009-05-26 |
| 132. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
89.86 |
0.9278 |
0.1260 |
295 |
7 |
80.99 |
2009-05-19 |
| 133. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
89.83 |
1.0183 |
0.0352 |
191 |
4 |
79.71 |
2009-06-04 |
| 134. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
89.78 |
0.9710 |
0.0819 |
173 |
8 |
75.01 |
2009-06-14 |
| 135. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
89.77 |
0.9430 |
0.1098 |
211 |
6 |
77.94 |
2009-05-05 |
| 136. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
89.70 |
1.0389 |
0.0131 |
340 |
4 |
83.35 |
2009-08-17 |
| 137. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
89.56 |
0.9293 |
0.1210 |
355 |
7 |
79.81 |
2009-05-25 |
| 138. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
89.46 |
0.9429 |
0.1062 |
287 |
6 |
81.04 |
2009-08-12 |
| 139. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
89.31 |
1.0165 |
0.0309 |
392 |
2 |
84.96 |
2009-05-06 |
| 140. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
89.27 |
0.9597 |
0.0872 |
347 |
5 |
83.64 |
2009-05-11 |
| 141. |
We speak of something carried and something carrying, of som... |
89.18 |
1.0907 |
-0.0448 |
303 |
1 |
89.18 |
2009-10-21 |
| 142. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
89.13 |
0.8947 |
0.1506 |
366 |
10 |
79.55 |
2009-05-16 |
| 143. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
89.13 |
1.0004 |
0.0449 |
212 |
7 |
85.56 |
2012-03-06 |
| 144. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
89.10 |
0.9697 |
0.0752 |
249 |
8 |
78.81 |
2009-05-16 |
| 145. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
89.01 |
1.0095 |
0.0344 |
316 |
7 |
81.49 |
2009-07-23 |
| 146. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
88.93 |
1.0534 |
-0.0105 |
357 |
4 |
85.28 |
2009-05-14 |
| 147. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
88.90 |
0.9532 |
0.0894 |
258 |
9 |
79.11 |
2009-06-13 |
| 148. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
88.87 |
1.0218 |
0.0204 |
268 |
7 |
79.32 |
2009-06-14 |
| 149. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
88.83 |
0.9769 |
0.0649 |
263 |
5 |
83.37 |
2016-08-27 |
| 150. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
88.56 |
0.9986 |
0.0400 |
283 |
9 |
78.03 |
2009-05-06 |
| 151. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
88.34 |
1.0297 |
0.0063 |
249 |
7 |
85.88 |
2009-05-19 |
| 152. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
88.15 |
1.0349 |
-0.0011 |
234 |
3 |
80.81 |
2009-05-06 |
| 153. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
88.05 |
1.0033 |
0.0293 |
189 |
6 |
78.27 |
2012-06-28 |
| 154. |
But it is important to know this, to know your roots. To kno... |
88.04 |
1.0686 |
-0.0361 |
255 |
1 |
88.04 |
2016-08-27 |
| 155. |
Baby, ever wondered why I could make you laugh and cry? Ecli... |
87.99 |
1.1151 |
-0.0832 |
224 |
1 |
87.99 |
2025-04-06 |
| 156. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
87.90 |
0.9614 |
0.0695 |
292 |
7 |
80.15 |
2009-09-06 |
| 157. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
87.82 |
0.9612 |
0.0687 |
256 |
9 |
81.69 |
2009-06-07 |
| 158. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
87.79 |
0.9857 |
0.0439 |
293 |
8 |
79.37 |
2009-06-04 |
| 159. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
87.74 |
0.9632 |
0.0658 |
392 |
6 |
78.45 |
2009-10-30 |
| 160. |
Guy don't need no sense to be a nice fella. Seems to me some... |
87.67 |
1.0102 |
0.0180 |
162 |
1 |
87.67 |
2022-03-31 |
| 161. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
87.57 |
0.9905 |
0.0365 |
377 |
5 |
83.84 |
2009-06-25 |
| 162. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
87.53 |
1.0787 |
-0.0522 |
237 |
7 |
80.32 |
2012-05-04 |
| 163. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
87.45 |
1.0168 |
0.0088 |
271 |
5 |
77.22 |
2009-11-04 |
| 164. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
87.27 |
0.9675 |
0.0560 |
383 |
8 |
80.53 |
2009-06-16 |
| 165. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
87.23 |
1.0189 |
0.0041 |
337 |
4 |
82.38 |
2009-06-16 |
| 166. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
87.20 |
1.0124 |
0.0102 |
204 |
8 |
83.61 |
2009-05-03 |
| 167. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
87.20 |
1.0120 |
0.0106 |
290 |
6 |
81.33 |
2009-07-23 |
| 168. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
87.16 |
1.0214 |
0.0008 |
166 |
9 |
77.67 |
2009-12-21 |
| 169. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
87.13 |
0.9513 |
0.0705 |
354 |
5 |
77.83 |
2009-06-04 |
| 170. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
87.08 |
0.9234 |
0.0978 |
346 |
7 |
76.04 |
2009-06-13 |
| 171. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
87.08 |
0.9045 |
0.1167 |
235 |
10 |
78.22 |
2012-06-28 |
| 172. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
87.06 |
0.9833 |
0.0377 |
355 |
2 |
82.66 |
2009-06-25 |
| 173. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
87.03 |
0.8919 |
0.1287 |
205 |
6 |
75.57 |
2009-11-21 |
| 174. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
86.96 |
0.9682 |
0.0516 |
143 |
7 |
79.47 |
2015-06-18 |
| 175. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
86.87 |
0.9514 |
0.0674 |
237 |
5 |
79.55 |
2009-05-19 |
| 176. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
86.84 |
0.9879 |
0.0305 |
450 |
8 |
79.31 |
2009-05-07 |
| 177. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
86.81 |
1.0201 |
-0.0020 |
303 |
5 |
75.91 |
2012-03-15 |
| 178. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
86.70 |
1.0203 |
-0.0035 |
261 |
4 |
81.60 |
2009-06-13 |
| 179. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
86.66 |
1.0109 |
0.0054 |
276 |
8 |
77.94 |
2009-12-21 |
| 180. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
86.64 |
0.9411 |
0.0750 |
318 |
6 |
78.59 |
2009-06-13 |
| 181. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
86.56 |
1.0516 |
-0.0365 |
281 |
5 |
83.73 |
2009-03-24 |
| 182. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
86.51 |
0.9684 |
0.0462 |
388 |
5 |
83.25 |
2009-05-19 |
| 183. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
86.51 |
1.0498 |
-0.0352 |
180 |
3 |
79.54 |
2009-05-26 |
| 184. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
86.26 |
0.9365 |
0.0751 |
248 |
8 |
79.06 |
2009-05-25 |
| 185. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
86.15 |
0.9965 |
0.0138 |
168 |
4 |
81.54 |
2015-06-11 |
| 186. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
86.13 |
0.8890 |
0.1211 |
199 |
6 |
80.51 |
2009-06-10 |
| 187. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
85.92 |
0.9279 |
0.0797 |
317 |
7 |
78.18 |
2009-09-06 |
| 188. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
85.89 |
0.9681 |
0.0392 |
378 |
8 |
80.78 |
2013-05-11 |
| 189. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
85.83 |
0.9578 |
0.0488 |
281 |
5 |
80.22 |
2009-08-19 |
| 190. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
85.82 |
0.9084 |
0.0981 |
300 |
4 |
77.29 |
2009-05-05 |
| 191. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
85.76 |
1.0375 |
-0.0317 |
200 |
1 |
85.76 |
2009-08-22 |
| 192. |
Sometimes I wonder why I spend the lonely nights dreaming of... |
85.64 |
1.0299 |
-0.0256 |
257 |
1 |
85.64 |
2021-03-08 |
| 193. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
85.51 |
0.9772 |
0.0256 |
217 |
6 |
79.11 |
2009-05-11 |
| 194. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
85.49 |
1.0063 |
-0.0037 |
371 |
7 |
82.41 |
2012-05-04 |
| 195. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
85.40 |
1.0034 |
-0.0019 |
302 |
3 |
80.42 |
2009-05-25 |
| 196. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
85.29 |
0.9202 |
0.0800 |
254 |
5 |
78.21 |
2009-05-26 |
| 197. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
85.17 |
0.9636 |
0.0352 |
254 |
10 |
77.93 |
2012-03-15 |
| 198. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
85.04 |
0.9897 |
0.0076 |
274 |
4 |
77.27 |
2009-06-13 |
| 199. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
84.91 |
0.9910 |
0.0048 |
295 |
5 |
77.89 |
2009-05-25 |
| 200. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
84.80 |
0.9723 |
0.0222 |
364 |
7 |
80.00 |
2009-06-14 |
| 201. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
84.54 |
0.9309 |
0.0605 |
284 |
9 |
70.69 |
2019-03-04 |
| 202. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
84.48 |
0.9653 |
0.0254 |
394 |
3 |
82.13 |
2009-06-13 |
| 203. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
84.43 |
0.9485 |
0.0417 |
236 |
6 |
78.66 |
2009-05-05 |
| 204. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
84.36 |
0.9946 |
-0.0053 |
246 |
5 |
77.57 |
2009-06-13 |
| 205. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
84.26 |
0.9398 |
0.0484 |
419 |
5 |
78.07 |
2009-06-14 |
| 206. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
84.22 |
0.9754 |
0.0123 |
362 |
7 |
80.03 |
2009-11-08 |
| 207. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
84.19 |
0.9593 |
0.0280 |
398 |
10 |
79.03 |
2009-10-21 |
| 208. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
84.04 |
0.9805 |
0.0051 |
292 |
4 |
74.35 |
2011-10-25 |
| 209. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
83.99 |
0.9672 |
0.0178 |
396 |
5 |
79.35 |
2009-06-13 |
| 210. |
The more Adams thought about the future of his country, the ... |
83.99 |
1.0476 |
-0.0626 |
532 |
1 |
83.99 |
2024-12-09 |
| 211. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
83.89 |
0.9635 |
0.0203 |
389 |
7 |
78.79 |
2009-05-31 |
| 212. |
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes... |
83.76 |
1.1004 |
-0.1181 |
188 |
1 |
83.76 |
2019-03-05 |
| 213. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
83.73 |
1.0316 |
-0.0497 |
333 |
3 |
80.12 |
2009-05-16 |
| 214. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
83.64 |
0.9785 |
0.0024 |
335 |
5 |
79.43 |
2009-04-25 |
| 215. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
83.61 |
0.9468 |
0.0337 |
276 |
7 |
72.09 |
2015-06-18 |
| 216. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
83.43 |
1.0555 |
-0.0771 |
363 |
4 |
78.65 |
2016-08-27 |
| 217. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
83.33 |
1.0905 |
-0.1132 |
210 |
2 |
75.14 |
2012-06-28 |
| 218. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
83.16 |
0.9776 |
-0.0023 |
308 |
9 |
77.29 |
2009-05-21 |
| 219. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
83.14 |
1.0261 |
-0.0511 |
410 |
2 |
73.17 |
2021-05-26 |
| 220. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
82.98 |
0.9372 |
0.0360 |
320 |
7 |
77.73 |
2009-05-14 |
| 221. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
82.94 |
0.9786 |
-0.0059 |
193 |
11 |
73.06 |
2012-05-04 |
| 222. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
82.93 |
0.9886 |
-0.0160 |
220 |
8 |
77.29 |
2009-05-21 |
| 223. |
Consider this: Is the pious being loved by the gods because ... |
82.75 |
1.0561 |
-0.0856 |
430 |
1 |
82.75 |
2009-11-04 |
| 224. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
82.62 |
0.9213 |
0.0476 |
295 |
3 |
81.50 |
2009-05-11 |
| 225. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
82.52 |
0.9570 |
0.0108 |
287 |
6 |
75.81 |
2009-05-06 |
| 226. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
82.48 |
1.0177 |
-0.0504 |
392 |
1 |
82.48 |
2009-11-11 |
| 227. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
82.45 |
0.9938 |
-0.0269 |
339 |
1 |
82.45 |
2009-11-04 |
| 228. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
82.32 |
1.1068 |
-0.1414 |
393 |
1 |
82.32 |
2009-12-17 |
| 229. |
I think human beings must have faith or must look for faith,... |
82.25 |
1.0515 |
-0.0869 |
279 |
1 |
82.25 |
2021-05-26 |
| 230. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
82.20 |
1.0441 |
-0.0801 |
316 |
2 |
79.40 |
2026-02-14 |
| 231. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
82.06 |
1.0172 |
-0.0548 |
341 |
1 |
82.06 |
2012-03-15 |
| 232. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
81.99 |
0.9351 |
0.0264 |
190 |
8 |
72.34 |
2012-06-28 |
| 233. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
81.93 |
0.9567 |
0.0041 |
273 |
6 |
74.91 |
2016-08-27 |
| 234. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
81.88 |
0.9168 |
0.0435 |
240 |
2 |
74.53 |
2009-08-12 |
| 235. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
81.87 |
1.0711 |
-0.1110 |
213 |
3 |
79.22 |
2009-05-16 |
| 236. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
81.78 |
0.9330 |
0.0261 |
360 |
7 |
76.41 |
2009-11-04 |
| 237. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
81.78 |
1.0320 |
-0.0729 |
293 |
1 |
81.78 |
2011-10-25 |
| 238. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
81.55 |
0.9756 |
-0.0192 |
229 |
5 |
73.04 |
2015-06-18 |
| 239. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
81.49 |
0.9884 |
-0.0327 |
233 |
7 |
74.31 |
2011-12-04 |
| 240. |
Sometimes you concentrate more on racing the cars around you... |
81.27 |
1.0968 |
-0.1437 |
365 |
1 |
81.27 |
2012-03-22 |
| 241. |
Something in the wind has learned my name and it's telling m... |
81.18 |
1.1377 |
-0.1857 |
192 |
1 |
81.18 |
2026-02-14 |
| 242. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
81.14 |
1.0138 |
-0.0622 |
231 |
2 |
79.61 |
2014-01-29 |
| 243. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
80.81 |
0.8753 |
0.0724 |
427 |
6 |
74.66 |
2009-04-28 |
| 244. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
80.70 |
1.0016 |
-0.0552 |
218 |
5 |
74.13 |
2009-08-28 |
| 245. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
80.61 |
0.8826 |
0.0628 |
296 |
4 |
74.72 |
2009-06-25 |
| 246. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
80.60 |
0.9863 |
-0.0411 |
339 |
4 |
76.16 |
2009-11-08 |
| 247. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
80.47 |
0.9527 |
-0.0090 |
251 |
5 |
71.49 |
2012-06-28 |
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It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
80.45 |
0.8722 |
0.0713 |
285 |
5 |
74.31 |
2009-05-17 |
| 249. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
80.45 |
0.9109 |
0.0326 |
401 |
8 |
75.39 |
2012-06-28 |
| 250. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
80.45 |
0.9088 |
0.0347 |
348 |
12 |
71.85 |
2011-07-21 |
| 251. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
80.35 |
0.9286 |
0.0137 |
194 |
7 |
77.53 |
2009-05-14 |
| 252. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
80.14 |
0.9619 |
-0.0221 |
393 |
5 |
77.51 |
2009-09-06 |
| 253. |
Anna spoke not only naturally and intelligently, but intelli... |
80.10 |
1.0567 |
-0.1173 |
199 |
1 |
80.10 |
2021-03-16 |
| 254. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
80.04 |
1.0352 |
-0.0965 |
341 |
4 |
76.73 |
2009-05-06 |
| 255. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
79.92 |
0.9376 |
-0.0003 |
367 |
5 |
72.97 |
2009-04-28 |
| 256. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
79.65 |
0.9212 |
0.0129 |
323 |
5 |
74.03 |
2009-06-10 |
| 257. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
79.61 |
1.0684 |
-0.1348 |
253 |
1 |
79.61 |
2025-04-07 |
| 258. |
A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, ... |
79.30 |
0.9726 |
-0.0426 |
325 |
1 |
79.30 |
2024-12-10 |
| 259. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
79.30 |
1.0398 |
-0.1098 |
110 |
2 |
74.27 |
2009-03-15 |
| 260. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
79.20 |
0.8852 |
0.0436 |
201 |
8 |
73.90 |
2016-08-27 |
| 261. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
78.94 |
0.9426 |
-0.0168 |
317 |
6 |
74.29 |
2012-06-28 |
| 262. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
78.79 |
1.0444 |
-0.1204 |
197 |
4 |
77.30 |
2009-12-17 |
| 263. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
78.79 |
0.9852 |
-0.0612 |
264 |
3 |
73.74 |
2009-05-17 |
| 264. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
78.73 |
1.0608 |
-0.1375 |
258 |
1 |
78.73 |
2011-07-21 |
| 265. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
78.72 |
0.9005 |
0.0227 |
212 |
6 |
68.87 |
2009-05-11 |
| 266. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
78.66 |
0.9500 |
-0.0275 |
362 |
5 |
72.26 |
2009-06-19 |
| 267. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
78.64 |
0.9164 |
0.0059 |
305 |
4 |
73.91 |
2012-03-22 |
| 268. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
78.60 |
0.9074 |
0.0144 |
396 |
3 |
76.68 |
2009-06-10 |
| 269. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
78.56 |
0.8981 |
0.0232 |
393 |
6 |
74.06 |
2009-05-09 |
| 270. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
78.49 |
1.0062 |
-0.0857 |
288 |
2 |
77.18 |
2011-07-21 |
| 271. |
Imagine for a moment if we once again knew these few unremar... |
78.10 |
1.0662 |
-0.1503 |
407 |
1 |
78.10 |
2011-12-04 |
| 272. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
77.97 |
0.9359 |
-0.0215 |
353 |
3 |
74.43 |
2009-11-08 |
| 273. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
77.91 |
0.8770 |
0.0367 |
300 |
2 |
72.35 |
2009-06-25 |
| 274. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
77.85 |
0.9557 |
-0.0427 |
331 |
5 |
72.83 |
2009-08-12 |
| 275. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
77.83 |
0.8961 |
0.0167 |
189 |
6 |
74.73 |
2009-06-09 |
| 276. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
77.82 |
0.9622 |
-0.0496 |
392 |
8 |
73.98 |
2009-05-16 |
| 277. |
Sometimes I just stare at myself in the bathroom mirror. I m... |
77.81 |
1.0122 |
-0.0997 |
541 |
1 |
77.81 |
2023-02-04 |
| 278. |
But I believe in true love, you know? I don't believe that e... |
77.72 |
1.0676 |
-0.1561 |
213 |
1 |
77.72 |
2025-09-06 |
| 279. |
See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my ... |
77.58 |
1.0078 |
-0.0980 |
244 |
1 |
77.58 |
2021-05-27 |
| 280. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
77.46 |
1.0029 |
-0.0945 |
209 |
3 |
73.04 |
2015-06-11 |
| 281. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
77.33 |
0.9339 |
-0.0270 |
310 |
5 |
72.33 |
2013-05-11 |
| 282. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
77.33 |
0.8996 |
0.0073 |
192 |
5 |
72.94 |
2009-06-06 |
| 283. |
But you'd have to walk a thousand miles in my shoes, just to... |
77.28 |
1.0575 |
-0.1512 |
282 |
1 |
77.28 |
2021-03-08 |
| 284. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
77.12 |
1.1022 |
-0.1978 |
259 |
1 |
77.12 |
2015-06-18 |
| 285. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
77.04 |
0.9064 |
-0.0029 |
399 |
6 |
74.19 |
2009-05-19 |
| 286. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
76.86 |
0.8956 |
0.0058 |
322 |
4 |
73.78 |
2009-03-23 |
| 287. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
76.83 |
0.8916 |
0.0094 |
216 |
7 |
69.62 |
2009-05-30 |
| 288. |
I still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the lov... |
76.78 |
1.0803 |
-0.1799 |
341 |
1 |
76.78 |
2022-02-10 |
| 289. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
76.57 |
1.0240 |
-0.1260 |
256 |
1 |
76.57 |
2011-12-04 |
| 290. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
76.36 |
1.0109 |
-0.1154 |
400 |
1 |
76.36 |
2009-11-04 |
| 291. |
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for ... |
76.34 |
1.0037 |
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404 |
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76.34 |
2019-03-05 |
| 292. |
A Yoga master came to my office for a consult. I asked her t... |
76.13 |
1.0105 |
-0.1177 |
333 |
1 |
76.13 |
2021-05-27 |
| 293. |
When the general is weak and without authority; when his ord... |
76.10 |
0.9980 |
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1 |
76.10 |
2025-04-05 |
| 294. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
76.02 |
0.8602 |
0.0313 |
206 |
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69.90 |
2009-08-22 |
| 295. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
75.74 |
0.9866 |
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218 |
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2009-03-15 |
| 296. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
75.70 |
0.9084 |
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404 |
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73.78 |
2009-05-02 |
| 297. |
Dawn is a feeling, a beautiful ceiling. The smell of grass j... |
75.57 |
1.0404 |
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284 |
1 |
75.57 |
2024-12-10 |
| 298. |
When Gregor Samsa woke one morning from troubled dreams, he ... |
75.47 |
1.0257 |
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75.47 |
2025-04-05 |
| 299. |
We can't define consciousness because consciousness does not... |
75.35 |
1.0230 |
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301 |
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75.35 |
2021-03-08 |
| 300. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
75.20 |
0.9691 |
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223 |
1 |
75.20 |
2009-05-21 |
| 301. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
75.16 |
0.9049 |
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351 |
8 |
69.60 |
2011-10-25 |
| 302. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
74.88 |
0.8933 |
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363 |
5 |
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2009-05-19 |
| 303. |
First, the layer of dough bakes into bread, a low-water-cont... |
74.86 |
0.9089 |
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342 |
1 |
74.86 |
2009-10-21 |
| 304. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
74.42 |
0.9097 |
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2009-06-13 |
| 305. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
74.19 |
0.9790 |
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311 |
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74.19 |
2024-12-09 |
| 306. |
Three changes occur while the stacked disk structure equilib... |
74.16 |
0.9382 |
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440 |
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74.16 |
2009-10-30 |
| 307. |
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like... |
74.06 |
1.0335 |
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294 |
1 |
74.06 |
2021-03-16 |
| 308. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
73.95 |
1.0254 |
-0.1581 |
217 |
1 |
73.95 |
2011-07-21 |
| 309. |
It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we ... |
73.94 |
1.0325 |
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435 |
1 |
73.94 |
2024-12-10 |
| 310. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
73.82 |
0.8382 |
0.0275 |
268 |
4 |
67.63 |
2009-05-25 |
| 311. |
Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... |
73.77 |
0.9905 |
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337 |
1 |
73.77 |
2025-09-06 |
| 312. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
73.69 |
0.8595 |
0.0047 |
242 |
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2011-07-21 |
| 313. |
Employees earn and get taxed, and they try to live on what i... |
73.39 |
1.0565 |
-0.1958 |
216 |
1 |
73.39 |
2024-12-09 |
| 314. |
My aunt used to live in Paris. I remember, she used to come ... |
73.38 |
1.0186 |
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330 |
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73.38 |
2021-05-26 |
| 315. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
73.34 |
0.8958 |
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322 |
6 |
69.26 |
2016-08-27 |
| 316. |
The man that I named The Giver passed along to the boy knowl... |
73.22 |
0.9699 |
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407 |
1 |
73.22 |
2021-05-27 |
| 317. |
I have my books and my poetry to protect me; I am shielded i... |
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0.9633 |
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231 |
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73.17 |
2016-12-28 |
| 318. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
72.96 |
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317 |
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2009-06-13 |
| 319. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
72.91 |
1.0604 |
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69.46 |
2025-09-06 |
| 320. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
72.91 |
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2011-07-21 |
| 321. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
72.71 |
1.0346 |
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72.71 |
2009-08-22 |
| 322. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
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0.9546 |
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72.39 |
2012-06-28 |
| 323. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
72.30 |
0.8878 |
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346 |
4 |
68.77 |
2009-04-19 |
| 324. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
72.25 |
0.9087 |
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393 |
1 |
72.25 |
2009-03-14 |
| 325. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
72.20 |
1.0264 |
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422 |
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72.20 |
2024-12-09 |
| 326. |
We hold our rifles in missing hands. We stand tall on missin... |
72.02 |
1.0026 |
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72.02 |
2025-04-05 |
| 327. |
Suppose you suggest to your husband that subsidized llama fa... |
71.52 |
0.9336 |
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71.52 |
2015-06-12 |
| 328. |
Writing is hard work. A clear sentence is no accident. Very ... |
71.47 |
1.0323 |
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71.47 |
2025-04-06 |
| 329. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
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0.9266 |
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67.86 |
2009-03-13 |
| 330. |
They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... |
70.91 |
1.0042 |
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352 |
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70.91 |
2011-12-04 |
| 331. |
Many wines have more than 14 percent alcohol because the win... |
70.85 |
0.9739 |
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412 |
1 |
70.85 |
2021-03-08 |
| 332. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
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0.7876 |
0.0420 |
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2009-05-03 |
| 333. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
70.69 |
0.9072 |
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2009-05-26 |
| 334. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
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2012-03-06 |
| 335. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
70.57 |
1.0214 |
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70.57 |
2012-06-28 |
| 336. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
70.42 |
1.0117 |
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297 |
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70.42 |
2015-06-18 |
| 337. |
It wasn't something that I thought about, but I knew that yo... |
69.70 |
1.0293 |
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69.70 |
2019-03-05 |
| 338. |
You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission... |
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1.0121 |
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2016-12-28 |
| 339. |
It can't be, somebody tell me this is all a dream. Left your... |
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0.9955 |
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342 |
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2021-05-27 |
| 340. |
Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
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0.9216 |
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1 |
69.28 |
2015-06-12 |
| 341. |
As passions are contagious, and the bulk of men are more gui... |
69.15 |
1.0380 |
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1 |
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2021-05-26 |
| 342. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
68.88 |
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2009-05-12 |
| 343. |
Did it matter then, she asked herself, walking towards Bond ... |
68.62 |
0.9897 |
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68.62 |
2019-03-05 |
| 344. |
For instance, a black hole as light as a small asteroid woul... |
68.51 |
0.9555 |
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2024-12-09 |
| 345. |
And when he rode past I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn ... |
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2012-06-28 |
| 346. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
68.31 |
1.0365 |
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2011-12-04 |
| 347. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
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0.9814 |
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2009-08-22 |
| 348. |
First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... |
67.51 |
0.9831 |
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2011-12-04 |
| 349. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
67.51 |
0.9243 |
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67.51 |
2011-07-21 |
| 350. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
66.86 |
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213 |
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66.86 |
2009-11-08 |
| 351. |
We are the world, we are the children. We are the ones who m... |
66.16 |
1.0338 |
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66.16 |
2022-02-10 |
| 352. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
65.99 |
0.8105 |
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2009-05-17 |
| 353. |
Two years ago this property cost one million pounds. Today, ... |
65.22 |
0.9157 |
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2011-07-21 |
| 354. |
The rate of progress is so rapid that what one learns at sch... |
64.63 |
1.0449 |
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2021-05-26 |
| 355. |
The man who reviews his own life, as I do mine, in going on ... |
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2021-05-26 |
| 356. |
There is neither happiness nor unhappiness in this world; th... |
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1.0913 |
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2025-09-06 |
| 357. |
I laugh at the whole notion of "Mr. Right" and you should to... |
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2011-07-21 |
| 358. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
64.37 |
0.9364 |
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64.37 |
2012-06-28 |
| 359. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
64.12 |
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2011-07-21 |
| 360. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
63.91 |
0.9125 |
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2009-03-11 |
| 361. |
I know you don't get a chance to take a break this often. I ... |
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2021-05-26 |
| 362. |
The car has stopped. Vinny: "What have you stopped here for?... |
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2016-08-27 |
| 363. |
A straight line is said to have been cut in extreme and mean... |
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1.0843 |
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2021-05-26 |
| 364. |
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days. When our... |
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2019-03-04 |
| 365. |
We may never know who killed Paige. But this isn't about you... |
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2021-05-26 |
| 366. |
So if this was a touching romantic story this is probably wh... |
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2021-05-26 |
| 367. |
She may be the face I can't forget. The trace of pleasure or... |
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2021-05-26 |