| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
118.09 |
1.0714 |
0.1360 |
129 |
1 |
118.09 |
2010-12-01 |
| 2. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
114.61 |
1.0483 |
0.1289 |
227 |
1 |
114.61 |
2010-12-09 |
| 3. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
111.09 |
1.0365 |
0.1370 |
162 |
1 |
111.09 |
2013-05-08 |
| 4. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
110.87 |
1.0429 |
0.0967 |
259 |
1 |
110.87 |
2010-12-08 |
| 5. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
110.47 |
1.1296 |
0.0367 |
252 |
1 |
110.47 |
2010-12-08 |
| 6. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
110.46 |
1.0292 |
0.1063 |
262 |
1 |
110.46 |
2010-11-30 |
| 7. |
Consider this: Is the pious being loved by the gods because ... |
109.74 |
1.0561 |
0.0990 |
430 |
1 |
109.74 |
2013-01-16 |
| 8. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
108.75 |
1.0535 |
0.1004 |
326 |
1 |
108.75 |
2013-05-08 |
| 9. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
108.67 |
1.0596 |
0.0565 |
239 |
1 |
108.67 |
2010-12-07 |
| 10. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
106.53 |
1.1323 |
-0.0028 |
341 |
1 |
106.53 |
2013-02-01 |
| 11. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
106.20 |
1.0023 |
0.0883 |
211 |
1 |
106.20 |
2010-12-03 |
| 12. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
105.71 |
1.0684 |
0.0488 |
253 |
2 |
102.42 |
2010-11-11 |
| 13. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
105.67 |
1.0029 |
0.0777 |
209 |
1 |
105.67 |
2010-12-06 |
| 14. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
105.67 |
1.0768 |
0.0502 |
295 |
1 |
105.67 |
2010-09-07 |
| 15. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
104.39 |
1.0774 |
0.0255 |
304 |
1 |
104.39 |
2013-01-24 |
| 16. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
103.59 |
0.9636 |
0.1015 |
254 |
1 |
103.59 |
2013-05-06 |
| 17. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
103.03 |
1.0454 |
0.0105 |
255 |
1 |
103.03 |
2010-12-15 |
| 18. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
101.93 |
0.9843 |
0.0587 |
234 |
1 |
101.93 |
2010-11-30 |
| 19. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
101.90 |
1.1215 |
-0.0498 |
200 |
2 |
98.75 |
2010-12-07 |
| 20. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
101.62 |
1.0403 |
0.0445 |
275 |
1 |
101.62 |
2013-01-24 |
| 21. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
101.21 |
1.0095 |
0.0301 |
316 |
1 |
101.21 |
2010-12-09 |
| 22. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
101.03 |
0.9922 |
0.0875 |
341 |
1 |
101.03 |
2013-01-23 |
| 23. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
101.00 |
1.0883 |
-0.0178 |
303 |
1 |
101.00 |
2010-12-08 |
| 24. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
100.71 |
0.9997 |
0.0391 |
382 |
1 |
100.71 |
2010-11-30 |
| 25. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
99.86 |
0.9553 |
0.0782 |
430 |
1 |
99.86 |
2013-01-23 |
| 26. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
99.79 |
1.0545 |
0.0118 |
416 |
1 |
99.79 |
2010-12-07 |
| 27. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
99.47 |
0.9109 |
0.1141 |
401 |
1 |
99.47 |
2010-12-07 |
| 28. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
99.46 |
0.9936 |
0.0282 |
311 |
1 |
99.46 |
2010-12-07 |
| 29. |
Because most of the 150,000 tons of gold ever mined is still... |
99.44 |
0.9303 |
0.0857 |
176 |
1 |
99.44 |
2010-11-11 |
| 30. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
99.42 |
1.1081 |
-0.0515 |
206 |
1 |
99.42 |
2010-12-09 |
| 31. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
98.99 |
0.9910 |
0.0283 |
295 |
1 |
98.99 |
2010-12-15 |
| 32. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
98.55 |
1.0379 |
0.0097 |
245 |
2 |
96.52 |
2013-05-07 |
| 33. |
I must nevertheless point out that our profession very close... |
98.35 |
0.9461 |
0.0647 |
276 |
1 |
98.35 |
2010-09-07 |
| 34. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
98.18 |
0.9289 |
0.0780 |
204 |
1 |
98.18 |
2009-09-15 |
| 35. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
97.63 |
1.0799 |
-0.0801 |
243 |
1 |
97.63 |
2010-12-17 |
| 36. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
96.89 |
0.9578 |
0.0374 |
281 |
1 |
96.89 |
2010-12-07 |
| 37. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
96.59 |
1.0083 |
0.0284 |
273 |
1 |
96.59 |
2010-11-11 |
| 38. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
96.57 |
1.0534 |
-0.0589 |
357 |
1 |
96.57 |
2013-01-16 |
| 39. |
Those who proceed only very slowly can make much greater pro... |
96.32 |
0.8666 |
0.1260 |
150 |
1 |
96.32 |
2009-09-15 |
| 40. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
96.13 |
1.0201 |
-0.0391 |
172 |
1 |
96.13 |
2009-09-15 |
| 41. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
96.02 |
0.9769 |
0.0076 |
263 |
1 |
96.02 |
2009-09-15 |
| 42. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
94.97 |
0.9583 |
0.0611 |
341 |
2 |
91.67 |
2010-12-07 |
| 43. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
94.41 |
1.0173 |
-0.0033 |
268 |
1 |
94.41 |
2009-09-15 |
| 44. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
93.22 |
1.0613 |
-0.1029 |
266 |
1 |
93.22 |
2010-12-07 |
| 45. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
93.07 |
0.8602 |
0.0932 |
206 |
1 |
93.07 |
2013-01-16 |
| 46. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
92.37 |
0.9532 |
-0.0058 |
258 |
1 |
92.37 |
2013-01-16 |
| 47. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
91.80 |
1.0679 |
-0.1049 |
177 |
1 |
91.80 |
2010-11-11 |
| 48. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
88.13 |
0.9275 |
-0.0262 |
211 |
1 |
88.13 |
2010-11-11 |
| 49. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
86.80 |
0.9213 |
-0.0304 |
295 |
1 |
86.80 |
2013-05-07 |
| 50. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
82.87 |
0.9364 |
-0.0465 |
351 |
1 |
82.87 |
2010-12-15 |
| 51. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
82.49 |
1.0944 |
-0.2039 |
308 |
1 |
82.49 |
2009-11-23 |
| 52. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
80.16 |
0.8722 |
-0.0481 |
285 |
1 |
80.16 |
2010-09-13 |
| 53. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
65.48 |
0.9871 |
-0.2822 |
209 |
1 |
65.48 |
2010-09-07 |
| 54. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
47.14 |
0.8792 |
-0.3919 |
296 |
1 |
47.14 |
2010-09-07 |
| 55. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
43.14 |
1.0099 |
-0.5764 |
207 |
1 |
43.14 |
2010-09-13 |
| 56. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
24.24 |
0.9148 |
-0.6737 |
317 |
1 |
24.24 |
2010-09-13 |