| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
54.44 |
1.0483 |
0.0748 |
227 |
1 |
54.44 |
2021-02-28 |
| 2. |
A body has one more kind of pull. This pull is such that it ... |
52.06 |
1.0932 |
-0.0572 |
156 |
1 |
52.06 |
2021-02-28 |
| 3. |
When you go on the run, the first thing you do is lay down t... |
49.65 |
1.0836 |
-0.0615 |
370 |
1 |
49.65 |
2021-02-28 |
| 4. |
It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead... |
48.75 |
1.0560 |
-0.0562 |
279 |
1 |
48.75 |
2021-02-28 |
| 5. |
If you ask me, people spend far too much time looking for so... |
48.43 |
0.9996 |
-0.0457 |
158 |
1 |
48.43 |
2021-04-15 |
| 6. |
It's called cellular because your car phone is tied into dif... |
48.04 |
1.0000 |
-0.0404 |
183 |
1 |
48.04 |
2021-04-15 |
| 7. |
Lonely people tend, rather, to be lonely because they declin... |
47.94 |
1.0172 |
-0.0341 |
179 |
1 |
47.94 |
2021-02-28 |
| 8. |
I've tried to hide it so that no one knows, but I guess it s... |
46.90 |
1.0587 |
-0.1115 |
174 |
1 |
46.90 |
2021-05-01 |
| 9. |
Selling short is a way to make money if stock prices fall. I... |
46.63 |
1.0922 |
-0.0872 |
230 |
1 |
46.63 |
2021-03-01 |
| 10. |
You know, Michael; now that you're so respectable, I think y... |
46.37 |
0.9978 |
-0.0466 |
150 |
2 |
43.53 |
2021-04-15 |
| 11. |
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I ... |
46.36 |
1.0141 |
-0.0618 |
176 |
1 |
46.36 |
2021-02-28 |
| 12. |
At three in the morning the blood runs slow and thick, and s... |
46.28 |
1.0189 |
-0.0848 |
203 |
1 |
46.28 |
2021-02-28 |
| 13. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
45.89 |
1.0379 |
-0.0550 |
245 |
1 |
45.89 |
2021-02-28 |
| 14. |
I took my morning walk, I took my evening walk, I ate someth... |
44.81 |
1.0868 |
-0.1802 |
254 |
1 |
44.81 |
2021-04-15 |
| 15. |
There was a long hard time when I kept far from me the remem... |
39.18 |
1.0483 |
-0.2427 |
132 |
1 |
39.18 |
2021-02-28 |