| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
62.16 |
1.0398 |
0.4358 |
110 |
3 |
56.41 |
2009-01-29 |
| 2. |
Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. There are many ... |
55.98 |
0.9196 |
0.4191 |
148 |
2 |
47.35 |
2009-01-29 |
| 3. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
52.67 |
1.0214 |
0.2304 |
166 |
1 |
52.67 |
2009-03-03 |
| 4. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
52.66 |
1.0131 |
0.2400 |
225 |
2 |
50.06 |
2009-01-29 |
| 5. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
51.63 |
1.0441 |
0.1895 |
252 |
2 |
41.92 |
2009-03-06 |
| 6. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
50.70 |
1.0799 |
0.1261 |
243 |
2 |
42.26 |
2009-03-07 |
| 7. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
50.42 |
1.1114 |
0.0888 |
247 |
2 |
48.39 |
2009-01-29 |
| 8. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
50.24 |
0.9729 |
0.2259 |
255 |
2 |
46.59 |
2009-01-31 |
| 9. |
Your primary objective should be to touch-type; that is, to ... |
50.12 |
0.9281 |
0.2727 |
273 |
3 |
40.70 |
2008-12-29 |
| 10. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
50.05 |
0.9731 |
0.2084 |
129 |
2 |
46.20 |
2009-04-02 |
| 11. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
49.63 |
1.0396 |
0.1371 |
149 |
2 |
44.86 |
2009-01-31 |
| 12. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
49.34 |
0.9991 |
0.1783 |
225 |
1 |
49.34 |
2009-03-06 |
| 13. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
49.15 |
1.0034 |
0.1674 |
302 |
2 |
40.95 |
2009-03-07 |
| 14. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
49.12 |
1.0534 |
0.1204 |
357 |
1 |
49.12 |
2009-05-17 |
| 15. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
48.52 |
0.9772 |
0.1764 |
217 |
2 |
43.58 |
2008-12-28 |
| 16. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
48.42 |
1.0711 |
0.0785 |
213 |
2 |
43.83 |
2009-01-31 |
| 17. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
48.39 |
1.0885 |
0.0688 |
315 |
1 |
48.39 |
2009-05-28 |
| 18. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
48.12 |
1.0577 |
0.0863 |
247 |
1 |
48.12 |
2009-01-29 |
| 19. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
47.93 |
1.0201 |
0.1268 |
375 |
1 |
47.93 |
2010-07-19 |
| 20. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
47.88 |
0.9532 |
0.1872 |
258 |
1 |
47.88 |
2009-01-30 |
| 21. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
47.30 |
1.0498 |
0.0731 |
180 |
2 |
45.27 |
2009-01-28 |
| 22. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
47.15 |
0.9646 |
0.1586 |
264 |
1 |
47.15 |
2009-01-30 |
| 23. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
47.02 |
0.9986 |
0.1230 |
283 |
3 |
42.72 |
2009-02-07 |
| 24. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
46.88 |
1.0767 |
0.0387 |
212 |
2 |
43.82 |
2009-02-07 |
| 25. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
46.77 |
0.9351 |
0.1743 |
190 |
3 |
43.93 |
2009-05-14 |
| 26. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
46.74 |
1.0138 |
0.1000 |
231 |
2 |
41.36 |
2009-01-29 |
| 27. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
46.57 |
1.0337 |
0.0758 |
214 |
1 |
46.57 |
2009-03-20 |
| 28. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
46.49 |
1.0516 |
0.0562 |
281 |
2 |
43.59 |
2009-01-29 |
| 29. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
45.88 |
1.0165 |
0.0809 |
392 |
1 |
45.88 |
2009-03-20 |
| 30. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
45.70 |
1.0352 |
0.0565 |
341 |
1 |
45.70 |
2009-01-31 |
| 31. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
45.66 |
1.0349 |
0.0526 |
234 |
1 |
45.66 |
2009-01-29 |
| 32. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
45.62 |
0.9464 |
0.1459 |
323 |
2 |
43.77 |
2009-03-07 |
| 33. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
45.55 |
1.0063 |
0.0796 |
371 |
1 |
45.55 |
2008-12-29 |
| 34. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
45.52 |
0.9578 |
0.1265 |
281 |
1 |
45.52 |
2009-03-03 |
| 35. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
45.46 |
0.9527 |
0.1305 |
251 |
4 |
39.44 |
2009-03-07 |
| 36. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
45.41 |
1.0797 |
-0.0032 |
210 |
1 |
45.41 |
2009-05-14 |
| 37. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
45.13 |
0.9852 |
0.0905 |
264 |
2 |
40.08 |
2009-04-02 |
| 38. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
45.10 |
0.8910 |
0.1854 |
150 |
2 |
39.89 |
2009-01-28 |
| 39. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
44.89 |
0.8951 |
0.1767 |
193 |
2 |
37.27 |
2009-01-28 |
| 40. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
44.80 |
1.0331 |
0.0321 |
234 |
1 |
44.80 |
2008-12-29 |
| 41. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
44.75 |
1.0555 |
0.0121 |
363 |
1 |
44.75 |
2009-03-02 |
| 42. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
44.73 |
0.9946 |
0.0709 |
246 |
3 |
44.15 |
2009-03-06 |
| 43. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
44.60 |
0.9691 |
0.0930 |
223 |
3 |
37.98 |
2010-07-19 |
| 44. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
44.40 |
0.8809 |
0.1747 |
127 |
2 |
43.88 |
2009-01-29 |
| 45. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
44.29 |
0.9540 |
0.0993 |
285 |
1 |
44.29 |
2008-12-28 |
| 46. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
44.19 |
0.8595 |
0.1950 |
242 |
3 |
38.03 |
2010-07-19 |
| 47. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
44.08 |
0.9263 |
0.1273 |
188 |
1 |
44.08 |
2009-02-21 |
| 48. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
43.80 |
0.9846 |
0.0576 |
281 |
3 |
40.64 |
2009-01-29 |
| 49. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
43.57 |
0.9843 |
0.0485 |
234 |
2 |
39.33 |
2009-01-28 |
| 50. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
43.55 |
0.9965 |
0.0411 |
310 |
1 |
43.55 |
2009-01-29 |
| 51. |
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans... |
43.46 |
0.8573 |
0.1814 |
270 |
3 |
40.59 |
2009-05-28 |
| 52. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
43.46 |
1.0168 |
0.0197 |
271 |
2 |
41.02 |
2009-01-28 |
| 53. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
43.32 |
0.9763 |
0.0549 |
289 |
3 |
40.17 |
2009-03-02 |
| 54. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
43.28 |
1.0053 |
0.0235 |
232 |
3 |
39.96 |
2008-12-28 |
| 55. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
43.25 |
0.9365 |
0.0949 |
248 |
2 |
38.21 |
2009-04-02 |
| 56. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
43.17 |
1.0829 |
-0.0533 |
288 |
1 |
43.17 |
2008-12-27 |
| 57. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
43.14 |
1.0567 |
-0.0287 |
303 |
1 |
43.14 |
2009-02-07 |
| 58. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
43.13 |
1.0666 |
-0.0393 |
297 |
4 |
40.92 |
2009-03-06 |
| 59. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
43.04 |
0.9513 |
0.0775 |
354 |
1 |
43.04 |
2009-01-29 |
| 60. |
The brain can be a tool. But when you can't stop thinking of... |
42.97 |
0.9221 |
0.0997 |
244 |
2 |
41.03 |
2009-03-03 |
| 61. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
42.97 |
0.8996 |
0.1182 |
192 |
2 |
41.78 |
2009-03-02 |
| 62. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
42.95 |
0.9213 |
0.1020 |
295 |
1 |
42.95 |
2009-04-02 |
| 63. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
42.83 |
1.0399 |
-0.0148 |
294 |
2 |
40.44 |
2009-05-18 |
| 64. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
42.78 |
1.0496 |
-0.0316 |
314 |
2 |
40.82 |
2008-12-28 |
| 65. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
42.75 |
0.9019 |
0.1213 |
204 |
1 |
42.75 |
2009-01-29 |
| 66. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
42.57 |
1.0263 |
-0.0135 |
267 |
1 |
42.57 |
2008-12-28 |
| 67. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
42.55 |
0.9780 |
0.0362 |
337 |
1 |
42.55 |
2008-12-28 |
| 68. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
42.54 |
0.9212 |
0.0950 |
323 |
1 |
42.54 |
2009-03-06 |
| 69. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
42.45 |
0.9965 |
0.0095 |
168 |
2 |
40.56 |
2008-12-27 |
| 70. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
42.40 |
0.9339 |
0.0742 |
310 |
1 |
42.40 |
2009-03-07 |
| 71. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
42.38 |
0.9597 |
0.0535 |
347 |
1 |
42.38 |
2009-05-28 |
| 72. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
42.35 |
0.9429 |
0.0667 |
287 |
1 |
42.35 |
2009-05-14 |
| 73. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
42.31 |
1.0523 |
-0.0492 |
256 |
3 |
40.58 |
2009-03-06 |
| 74. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
42.16 |
0.9148 |
0.0904 |
317 |
1 |
42.16 |
2009-01-29 |
| 75. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
42.13 |
0.9084 |
0.0964 |
300 |
2 |
40.44 |
2009-03-06 |
| 76. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
42.12 |
1.0252 |
-0.0289 |
176 |
1 |
42.12 |
2009-03-06 |
| 77. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
42.11 |
0.9776 |
0.0252 |
308 |
2 |
40.09 |
2009-04-02 |
| 78. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
42.05 |
1.0515 |
-0.0523 |
250 |
2 |
40.16 |
2009-03-20 |
| 79. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
42.02 |
1.0993 |
-0.1010 |
265 |
1 |
42.02 |
2008-12-27 |
| 80. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
41.85 |
1.0251 |
-0.0310 |
261 |
1 |
41.85 |
2008-12-28 |
| 81. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
41.77 |
1.1016 |
-0.1071 |
233 |
1 |
41.77 |
2009-01-31 |
| 82. |
Sholes split up the most common pairings of letters in the E... |
41.73 |
0.8653 |
0.1394 |
255 |
2 |
40.37 |
2009-01-29 |
| 83. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
41.50 |
1.0167 |
-0.0221 |
378 |
1 |
41.50 |
2009-01-29 |
| 84. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
41.43 |
0.9724 |
0.0174 |
237 |
1 |
41.43 |
2009-03-20 |
| 85. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
41.15 |
1.0668 |
-0.0849 |
350 |
1 |
41.15 |
2008-12-28 |
| 86. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
41.12 |
0.9251 |
0.0586 |
177 |
2 |
39.95 |
2009-03-06 |
| 87. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
41.03 |
0.9289 |
0.0453 |
204 |
4 |
36.72 |
2009-03-02 |
| 88. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
40.98 |
0.9897 |
-0.0167 |
274 |
1 |
40.98 |
2008-12-28 |
| 89. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
40.87 |
0.8533 |
0.1205 |
232 |
1 |
40.87 |
2009-01-29 |
| 90. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
40.56 |
0.9233 |
0.0336 |
168 |
1 |
40.56 |
2008-12-27 |
| 91. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
40.47 |
0.9316 |
0.0374 |
287 |
1 |
40.47 |
2008-12-27 |
| 92. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
40.46 |
1.0796 |
-0.1216 |
129 |
1 |
40.46 |
2009-03-06 |
| 93. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
40.33 |
1.0201 |
-0.0601 |
303 |
2 |
39.93 |
2009-03-06 |
| 94. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
40.28 |
0.9740 |
-0.0197 |
209 |
2 |
39.84 |
2009-03-06 |
| 95. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
40.20 |
1.0445 |
-0.0871 |
373 |
1 |
40.20 |
2008-12-28 |
| 96. |
Like painting, most software is intended for a human audienc... |
40.08 |
0.9572 |
-0.0047 |
201 |
1 |
40.08 |
2008-12-27 |
| 97. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
39.91 |
1.0483 |
-0.1018 |
227 |
1 |
39.91 |
2008-12-26 |
| 98. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
39.91 |
1.0029 |
-0.0598 |
209 |
2 |
35.90 |
2008-12-26 |
| 99. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
39.81 |
0.9699 |
-0.0234 |
269 |
1 |
39.81 |
2009-01-31 |
| 100. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
39.70 |
0.9910 |
-0.0447 |
295 |
1 |
39.70 |
2009-03-07 |
| 101. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
39.26 |
1.0444 |
-0.1172 |
197 |
2 |
36.66 |
2009-01-28 |
| 102. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
38.96 |
0.8602 |
0.0642 |
206 |
1 |
38.96 |
2009-01-28 |
| 103. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
38.95 |
0.9811 |
-0.0520 |
272 |
2 |
37.06 |
2010-07-19 |
| 104. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
38.91 |
0.9468 |
-0.0219 |
276 |
1 |
38.91 |
2008-12-28 |
| 105. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
38.85 |
0.9257 |
0.0037 |
317 |
1 |
38.85 |
2008-12-26 |
| 106. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
38.64 |
0.9286 |
-0.0107 |
194 |
1 |
38.64 |
2009-01-29 |
| 107. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
38.51 |
0.8941 |
0.0236 |
216 |
1 |
38.51 |
2009-03-14 |
| 108. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
38.36 |
0.9309 |
-0.0207 |
284 |
1 |
38.36 |
2008-12-28 |
| 109. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
38.23 |
1.0016 |
-0.0972 |
218 |
1 |
38.23 |
2008-12-27 |
| 110. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
37.92 |
0.8826 |
0.0203 |
296 |
1 |
37.92 |
2008-12-27 |
| 111. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
37.88 |
0.9798 |
-0.0849 |
199 |
1 |
37.88 |
2009-02-07 |
| 112. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
37.66 |
0.9636 |
-0.0685 |
254 |
2 |
37.63 |
2009-01-28 |
| 113. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
37.58 |
1.0033 |
-0.1167 |
189 |
1 |
37.58 |
2009-03-02 |
| 114. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
37.49 |
0.8956 |
-0.0019 |
217 |
1 |
37.49 |
2008-12-28 |
| 115. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
37.46 |
0.9899 |
-0.1042 |
163 |
1 |
37.46 |
2008-12-26 |
| 116. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
37.41 |
0.9805 |
-0.0867 |
292 |
2 |
36.14 |
2009-01-28 |
| 117. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
37.34 |
1.0385 |
-0.1528 |
230 |
1 |
37.34 |
2008-12-28 |
| 118. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
37.30 |
1.0025 |
-0.1160 |
256 |
1 |
37.30 |
2009-01-29 |
| 119. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
37.27 |
1.0099 |
-0.1270 |
207 |
1 |
37.27 |
2008-12-27 |
| 120. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
37.21 |
0.9786 |
-0.0947 |
235 |
1 |
37.21 |
2009-03-02 |
| 121. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
36.89 |
0.9863 |
-0.1052 |
339 |
1 |
36.89 |
2009-01-29 |
| 122. |
The Peacocks are not dancing so it will not rain. The Peacoc... |
36.82 |
0.8887 |
0.0003 |
128 |
1 |
36.82 |
2008-12-26 |
| 123. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
36.82 |
1.0197 |
-0.1476 |
226 |
1 |
36.82 |
2008-12-26 |
| 124. |
A chorus is the high-point of a lyric's energy as well as th... |
36.04 |
0.8788 |
-0.0261 |
134 |
1 |
36.04 |
2009-03-03 |
| 125. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
35.94 |
1.0334 |
-0.1861 |
131 |
1 |
35.94 |
2008-12-27 |
| 126. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
35.92 |
0.9234 |
-0.0647 |
346 |
1 |
35.92 |
2008-12-29 |
| 127. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
35.78 |
1.0124 |
-0.1649 |
204 |
1 |
35.78 |
2008-12-27 |
| 128. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
35.63 |
0.9756 |
-0.1306 |
229 |
1 |
35.63 |
2008-12-26 |
| 129. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
35.38 |
0.8628 |
-0.0259 |
196 |
1 |
35.38 |
2008-12-27 |
| 130. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
35.29 |
1.0068 |
-0.1654 |
358 |
1 |
35.29 |
2008-12-27 |
| 131. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
35.28 |
1.0183 |
-0.1860 |
191 |
1 |
35.28 |
2008-12-26 |
| 132. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
35.09 |
0.9941 |
-0.1632 |
217 |
1 |
35.09 |
2008-12-27 |
| 133. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
35.04 |
1.0213 |
-0.1924 |
240 |
1 |
35.04 |
2008-12-26 |
| 134. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
34.94 |
1.0462 |
-0.2226 |
184 |
1 |
34.94 |
2008-12-29 |
| 135. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
34.87 |
0.8899 |
-0.0508 |
293 |
1 |
34.87 |
2009-01-28 |
| 136. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
34.50 |
0.9612 |
-0.1422 |
256 |
1 |
34.50 |
2008-12-28 |
| 137. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
34.49 |
0.9710 |
-0.1587 |
173 |
1 |
34.49 |
2009-03-06 |
| 138. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
33.95 |
0.9485 |
-0.1410 |
236 |
1 |
33.95 |
2009-01-29 |
| 139. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
33.84 |
0.8382 |
-0.0346 |
268 |
2 |
33.20 |
2009-01-31 |
| 140. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
33.65 |
0.9844 |
-0.1811 |
293 |
1 |
33.65 |
2008-12-26 |
| 141. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
33.42 |
0.8154 |
-0.0206 |
193 |
1 |
33.42 |
2008-12-26 |
| 142. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
33.41 |
0.9202 |
-0.1281 |
254 |
1 |
33.41 |
2009-03-02 |
| 143. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
33.30 |
0.9697 |
-0.1794 |
249 |
1 |
33.30 |
2008-12-27 |
| 144. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
33.04 |
0.9758 |
-0.1913 |
314 |
1 |
33.04 |
2008-12-26 |
| 145. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
32.79 |
0.9614 |
-0.1806 |
292 |
1 |
32.79 |
2009-01-28 |
| 146. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
32.53 |
1.0261 |
-0.2565 |
273 |
1 |
32.53 |
2008-12-26 |
| 147. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
32.53 |
0.9514 |
-0.1796 |
237 |
1 |
32.53 |
2008-12-26 |
| 148. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
31.16 |
0.8975 |
-0.1585 |
268 |
1 |
31.16 |
2008-12-28 |
| 149. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
30.66 |
0.9886 |
-0.2597 |
220 |
1 |
30.66 |
2009-01-11 |
| 150. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
30.03 |
0.9005 |
-0.1907 |
212 |
1 |
30.03 |
2008-12-27 |
| 151. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
29.88 |
0.9964 |
-0.2887 |
203 |
1 |
29.88 |
2008-12-26 |
| 152. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
28.93 |
1.0203 |
-0.3322 |
261 |
1 |
28.93 |
2008-12-26 |
| 153. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
27.22 |
0.8722 |
-0.2258 |
285 |
1 |
27.22 |
2008-12-27 |