| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
You never know the biggest day of your life is going to be t... |
178.74 |
1.1675 |
0.1101 |
282 |
1 |
178.74 |
2023-07-29 |
| 2. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
162.17 |
1.0993 |
0.0587 |
265 |
3 |
154.01 |
2016-05-02 |
| 3. |
You know a dream is like a river ever changing as it flows a... |
161.38 |
1.0791 |
0.0735 |
259 |
1 |
161.38 |
2023-04-16 |
| 4. |
For the first time, he heard something that he knew to be mu... |
161.35 |
1.0520 |
0.1016 |
235 |
1 |
161.35 |
2023-07-29 |
| 5. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
161.18 |
1.1018 |
0.0492 |
220 |
1 |
161.18 |
2015-09-17 |
| 6. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
160.61 |
1.0213 |
0.1257 |
240 |
2 |
154.55 |
2016-04-27 |
| 7. |
And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves grow... |
160.19 |
1.0868 |
0.0584 |
196 |
1 |
160.19 |
2016-11-27 |
| 8. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
159.09 |
1.1323 |
0.0158 |
341 |
1 |
159.09 |
2016-04-23 |
| 9. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
157.77 |
1.1016 |
0.0250 |
233 |
1 |
157.77 |
2016-04-25 |
| 10. |
She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes, she ... |
157.50 |
1.0735 |
0.0519 |
205 |
1 |
157.50 |
2023-04-16 |
| 11. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
156.97 |
1.0714 |
0.0493 |
129 |
3 |
152.96 |
2016-04-27 |
| 12. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
156.84 |
1.0567 |
0.0634 |
303 |
1 |
156.84 |
2016-11-27 |
| 13. |
I was never cheating. You connected dots that weren't there,... |
156.50 |
1.0513 |
0.0670 |
249 |
1 |
156.50 |
2023-04-16 |
| 14. |
Breathe, breathe in the air. Don't be afraid to care. Leave ... |
155.91 |
1.0471 |
0.0670 |
262 |
1 |
155.91 |
2023-04-16 |
| 15. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
155.90 |
1.0487 |
0.0640 |
231 |
2 |
147.69 |
2016-05-02 |
| 16. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
155.71 |
1.0799 |
0.0320 |
243 |
1 |
155.71 |
2016-04-22 |
| 17. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
155.36 |
1.0218 |
0.0873 |
268 |
3 |
143.43 |
2016-04-23 |
| 18. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
155.12 |
1.1296 |
-0.0093 |
252 |
1 |
155.12 |
2015-09-17 |
| 19. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
154.97 |
1.0168 |
0.0896 |
271 |
2 |
148.04 |
2016-04-27 |
| 20. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
154.69 |
1.0441 |
0.0605 |
252 |
1 |
154.69 |
2016-04-27 |
| 21. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
154.07 |
1.0679 |
0.0437 |
177 |
1 |
154.07 |
2016-04-22 |
| 22. |
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back t... |
153.77 |
1.0597 |
0.0393 |
186 |
1 |
153.77 |
2023-07-29 |
| 23. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
153.71 |
1.0668 |
0.0307 |
350 |
2 |
148.40 |
2016-05-02 |
| 24. |
Three hidden keys open three secret gates wherein the errant... |
153.43 |
1.0267 |
0.0707 |
187 |
1 |
153.43 |
2023-04-16 |
| 25. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
153.39 |
1.0795 |
0.0293 |
226 |
1 |
153.39 |
2015-09-17 |
| 26. |
A time being is someone who lives in time, and that means yo... |
153.35 |
1.0531 |
0.0430 |
438 |
1 |
153.35 |
2023-04-16 |
| 27. |
I read this thing the other day about how when you hear that... |
153.24 |
1.0574 |
0.0373 |
225 |
1 |
153.24 |
2023-07-29 |
| 28. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
153.13 |
1.0521 |
0.0406 |
171 |
2 |
145.89 |
2016-04-27 |
| 29. |
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a... |
152.95 |
1.0638 |
0.0298 |
332 |
1 |
152.95 |
2023-04-16 |
| 30. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
152.76 |
1.1014 |
0.0050 |
273 |
1 |
152.76 |
2016-05-02 |
| 31. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
152.72 |
1.0684 |
0.0341 |
253 |
1 |
152.72 |
2016-04-25 |
| 32. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
152.26 |
1.0444 |
0.0427 |
197 |
1 |
152.26 |
2016-04-27 |
| 33. |
One just can't imagine what prison is like from outside. You... |
151.74 |
1.0336 |
0.0510 |
271 |
1 |
151.74 |
2023-04-16 |
| 34. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
151.66 |
1.0485 |
0.0500 |
153 |
2 |
150.99 |
2023-07-29 |
| 35. |
I never wanted to become someone like him. So secure, conten... |
151.64 |
1.0519 |
0.0314 |
245 |
2 |
144.94 |
2016-05-02 |
| 36. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
151.59 |
1.0711 |
0.0111 |
213 |
2 |
140.37 |
2016-05-02 |
| 37. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
151.22 |
1.0666 |
0.0129 |
297 |
1 |
151.22 |
2016-04-27 |
| 38. |
Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth ... |
151.15 |
1.0811 |
-0.0017 |
263 |
1 |
151.15 |
2023-04-16 |
| 39. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
150.40 |
1.0352 |
0.0389 |
341 |
2 |
141.13 |
2016-04-22 |
| 40. |
It is a contradiction in terms and ideas to call anything a ... |
150.07 |
1.0624 |
0.0106 |
510 |
1 |
150.07 |
2023-04-16 |
| 41. |
Looking back, I saw that for my whole conscious life I had n... |
149.94 |
1.0446 |
0.0277 |
287 |
1 |
149.94 |
2023-04-16 |
| 42. |
Salvation must grow out of understanding, total understandin... |
149.93 |
1.0161 |
0.0564 |
192 |
1 |
149.93 |
2023-04-16 |
| 43. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
149.70 |
1.1022 |
-0.0194 |
259 |
1 |
149.70 |
2016-04-27 |
| 44. |
There's an old voice in my head that's holding me back. Well... |
149.54 |
1.0924 |
-0.0237 |
225 |
1 |
149.54 |
2016-10-26 |
| 45. |
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man t... |
149.45 |
1.0776 |
-0.0092 |
147 |
2 |
146.48 |
2023-04-16 |
| 46. |
It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead... |
149.24 |
1.0560 |
0.0104 |
279 |
1 |
149.24 |
2023-04-16 |
| 47. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
148.87 |
1.0296 |
0.0336 |
437 |
1 |
148.87 |
2023-05-19 |
| 48. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
148.63 |
1.0555 |
0.0059 |
363 |
1 |
148.63 |
2016-04-27 |
| 49. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
148.61 |
0.9529 |
0.1237 |
269 |
1 |
148.61 |
2015-09-17 |
| 50. |
Bobby, my uncle loves you. He needs you. So you're gonna get... |
148.50 |
1.0389 |
0.0220 |
198 |
1 |
148.50 |
2023-05-19 |
| 51. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
148.44 |
1.0403 |
0.0272 |
193 |
1 |
148.44 |
2015-09-17 |
| 52. |
You don't need money, don't take fame. Don't need no credit ... |
148.35 |
1.0563 |
0.0031 |
198 |
1 |
148.35 |
2023-04-16 |
| 53. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
147.77 |
1.0398 |
0.0150 |
110 |
2 |
137.19 |
2016-04-22 |
| 54. |
Maybe I will never be all the things that I wanna be. Now is... |
147.62 |
1.1051 |
-0.0507 |
177 |
1 |
147.62 |
2023-04-16 |
| 55. |
And, anyway, it's not about making money, it's about taking ... |
147.60 |
1.0091 |
0.0457 |
172 |
1 |
147.60 |
2017-02-07 |
| 56. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
147.47 |
1.0944 |
-0.0244 |
308 |
1 |
147.47 |
2016-11-29 |
| 57. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
147.47 |
1.0201 |
0.0332 |
375 |
1 |
147.47 |
2016-11-12 |
| 58. |
It's a funny thing, but people mostly have it backward. They... |
147.27 |
1.0612 |
-0.0083 |
173 |
1 |
147.27 |
2016-04-23 |
| 59. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
146.98 |
1.0972 |
-0.0365 |
251 |
1 |
146.98 |
2016-05-02 |
| 60. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
146.89 |
1.0388 |
0.0225 |
243 |
1 |
146.89 |
2015-09-17 |
| 61. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
146.80 |
0.9682 |
0.0797 |
143 |
1 |
146.80 |
2016-11-29 |
| 62. |
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart o... |
146.67 |
1.0488 |
-0.0003 |
321 |
1 |
146.67 |
2015-09-17 |
| 63. |
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anyt... |
146.58 |
0.9721 |
0.0762 |
306 |
1 |
146.58 |
2023-04-16 |
| 64. |
If you have to choose among an infinite number of ways to pu... |
146.57 |
1.1066 |
-0.0586 |
363 |
1 |
146.57 |
2023-07-29 |
| 65. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
145.88 |
0.9936 |
0.0576 |
227 |
1 |
145.88 |
2016-05-03 |
| 66. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
145.83 |
1.0763 |
-0.0219 |
367 |
1 |
145.83 |
2016-04-23 |
| 67. |
Your struggle is your life. Your struggle is your gift. See,... |
145.65 |
1.0390 |
0.0034 |
523 |
1 |
145.65 |
2023-04-16 |
| 68. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
145.56 |
1.0033 |
0.0357 |
189 |
2 |
139.65 |
2016-04-27 |
| 69. |
Wherever they might be they always remember that the past wa... |
145.18 |
1.0511 |
-0.0133 |
227 |
1 |
145.18 |
2016-11-27 |
| 70. |
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... |
145.17 |
1.0610 |
-0.0232 |
250 |
1 |
145.17 |
2025-01-11 |
| 71. |
In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand h... |
145.17 |
1.0261 |
0.0125 |
335 |
1 |
145.17 |
2016-05-02 |
| 72. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
144.73 |
1.0077 |
0.0419 |
250 |
1 |
144.73 |
2016-04-27 |
| 73. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
144.73 |
1.0261 |
0.0180 |
410 |
1 |
144.73 |
2016-04-23 |
| 74. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
144.30 |
1.0391 |
-0.0085 |
358 |
1 |
144.30 |
2023-04-16 |
| 75. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
144.24 |
1.0797 |
-0.0502 |
210 |
2 |
138.02 |
2016-11-11 |
| 76. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
144.20 |
0.9731 |
0.0564 |
129 |
2 |
141.91 |
2016-05-02 |
| 77. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
144.01 |
1.0068 |
0.0217 |
358 |
1 |
144.01 |
2023-07-29 |
| 78. |
As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... |
143.86 |
1.0438 |
-0.0158 |
198 |
1 |
143.86 |
2016-05-02 |
| 79. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
143.82 |
0.9912 |
0.0472 |
237 |
1 |
143.82 |
2016-04-23 |
| 80. |
You can't see the changes we see, we who have been with him ... |
143.81 |
1.0826 |
-0.0549 |
166 |
1 |
143.81 |
2023-07-29 |
| 81. |
What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods... |
143.58 |
1.0927 |
-0.0662 |
198 |
1 |
143.58 |
2023-05-19 |
| 82. |
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not ... |
143.54 |
1.1182 |
-0.0924 |
164 |
1 |
143.54 |
2015-09-17 |
| 83. |
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams. Speak ... |
143.53 |
1.0790 |
-0.0534 |
190 |
1 |
143.53 |
2023-04-16 |
| 84. |
OK, let me get something straight: this is a journal, not a ... |
143.37 |
0.9951 |
0.0300 |
299 |
1 |
143.37 |
2016-05-02 |
| 85. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
143.21 |
1.0379 |
0.0002 |
245 |
2 |
138.89 |
2016-04-27 |
| 86. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
143.03 |
1.0252 |
-0.0043 |
176 |
1 |
143.03 |
2016-05-02 |
| 87. |
Writing is hard work. A clear sentence is no accident. Very ... |
142.92 |
1.0323 |
-0.0105 |
224 |
1 |
142.92 |
2016-04-23 |
| 88. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
142.90 |
1.0608 |
-0.0270 |
258 |
1 |
142.90 |
2016-04-22 |
| 89. |
She sits in a corner by the door. There must be more I can t... |
142.72 |
1.1142 |
-0.0953 |
212 |
1 |
142.72 |
2023-04-16 |
| 90. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
142.67 |
1.0426 |
-0.0239 |
323 |
2 |
141.65 |
2016-04-22 |
| 91. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
142.65 |
1.0523 |
-0.0340 |
256 |
2 |
137.54 |
2016-04-23 |
| 92. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
142.56 |
1.0340 |
-0.0158 |
406 |
1 |
142.56 |
2016-04-23 |
| 93. |
All we need for morality is contained in these words: make o... |
142.54 |
1.0689 |
-0.0506 |
191 |
1 |
142.54 |
2023-04-16 |
| 94. |
At first one, then another, then almost every member of the ... |
142.52 |
1.0591 |
-0.0388 |
316 |
1 |
142.52 |
2023-04-16 |
| 95. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
142.33 |
1.0034 |
0.0127 |
302 |
1 |
142.33 |
2016-04-27 |
| 96. |
My wife deserves vengeance. Doesn't make a difference whethe... |
142.30 |
0.9955 |
0.0218 |
230 |
1 |
142.30 |
2023-04-16 |
| 97. |
"I have failed them," he will say to himself, "and failed my... |
142.02 |
1.0115 |
-0.0024 |
614 |
1 |
142.02 |
2023-04-16 |
| 98. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
142.01 |
0.9622 |
0.0521 |
392 |
3 |
139.28 |
2023-04-16 |
| 99. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
141.63 |
0.9657 |
0.0466 |
44 |
1 |
141.63 |
2015-09-17 |
| 100. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
141.46 |
1.0515 |
-0.0418 |
250 |
1 |
141.46 |
2015-09-17 |
| 101. |
Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from poi... |
141.43 |
1.0404 |
-0.0283 |
512 |
1 |
141.43 |
2023-04-16 |
| 102. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
141.34 |
1.0577 |
-0.0487 |
247 |
1 |
141.34 |
2016-04-23 |
| 103. |
It's really hard to do nothing totally. Even just sitting he... |
141.16 |
1.0424 |
-0.0336 |
171 |
2 |
133.45 |
2016-05-02 |
| 104. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
141.15 |
1.0109 |
-0.0032 |
276 |
1 |
141.15 |
2016-04-27 |
| 105. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
140.83 |
1.0316 |
-0.0262 |
333 |
1 |
140.83 |
2016-04-23 |
| 106. |
Living is easy with eyes closed. Misunderstanding all you se... |
140.56 |
0.9950 |
0.0087 |
282 |
1 |
140.56 |
2023-04-16 |
| 107. |
I took her hand in mine, and we went out of the ruined place... |
140.54 |
1.0818 |
-0.0769 |
283 |
1 |
140.54 |
2016-11-28 |
| 108. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
140.41 |
1.0232 |
-0.0058 |
236 |
2 |
129.76 |
2016-05-02 |
| 109. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
140.26 |
1.1114 |
-0.1107 |
247 |
1 |
140.26 |
2016-11-29 |
| 110. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
140.13 |
1.0078 |
-0.0065 |
280 |
2 |
137.25 |
2015-09-17 |
| 111. |
And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream.... |
140.03 |
1.0794 |
-0.0792 |
227 |
1 |
140.03 |
2023-04-16 |
| 112. |
Any one can get angry - that is easy - or give or spend mone... |
139.66 |
1.0728 |
-0.0739 |
282 |
1 |
139.66 |
2023-04-16 |
| 113. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
138.84 |
1.0417 |
-0.0506 |
253 |
1 |
138.84 |
2017-02-07 |
| 114. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
138.82 |
1.0167 |
-0.0253 |
378 |
1 |
138.82 |
2016-05-02 |
| 115. |
I see, these books are probably law books, and it is an esse... |
138.80 |
1.0218 |
-0.0299 |
174 |
1 |
138.80 |
2023-04-16 |
| 116. |
I am doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion about t... |
138.69 |
1.0835 |
-0.0929 |
196 |
1 |
138.69 |
2023-04-16 |
| 117. |
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the ju... |
138.34 |
1.0459 |
-0.0440 |
200 |
1 |
138.34 |
2016-04-27 |
| 118. |
She was wearing a pair of my pajamas with the sleeves rolled... |
138.26 |
1.0166 |
-0.0282 |
326 |
1 |
138.26 |
2016-11-11 |
| 119. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
138.07 |
1.0270 |
-0.0269 |
255 |
2 |
137.60 |
2016-04-23 |
| 120. |
If you were here for the other night, you'd be terrified. Yo... |
138.02 |
1.0112 |
-0.0274 |
255 |
2 |
132.75 |
2023-04-16 |
| 121. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
137.80 |
0.9898 |
0.0059 |
353 |
1 |
137.80 |
2016-05-02 |
| 122. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
137.67 |
1.0696 |
-0.0872 |
226 |
1 |
137.67 |
2016-05-02 |
| 123. |
I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to ... |
137.52 |
0.9838 |
-0.0002 |
348 |
1 |
137.52 |
2016-11-19 |
| 124. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
137.46 |
1.0099 |
-0.0289 |
207 |
1 |
137.46 |
2016-05-02 |
| 125. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
137.35 |
1.0613 |
-0.0806 |
456 |
1 |
137.35 |
2016-04-22 |
| 126. |
The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many ... |
137.03 |
1.0623 |
-0.0833 |
196 |
1 |
137.03 |
2023-04-16 |
| 127. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
136.93 |
0.9871 |
-0.0010 |
227 |
1 |
136.93 |
2016-04-22 |
| 128. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
136.83 |
1.0619 |
-0.0850 |
354 |
1 |
136.83 |
2016-05-02 |
| 129. |
Sometimes - well, let's say all times - things are changing.... |
136.66 |
1.0377 |
-0.0597 |
532 |
1 |
136.66 |
2023-04-16 |
| 130. |
It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, ... |
136.38 |
0.8879 |
0.0873 |
113 |
1 |
136.38 |
2016-08-31 |
| 131. |
It is known that many of the germs which cause diseases cann... |
136.34 |
1.0309 |
-0.0563 |
483 |
1 |
136.34 |
2023-04-16 |
| 132. |
The number one challenge I've seen with myself and with othe... |
136.32 |
1.0117 |
-0.0374 |
239 |
1 |
136.32 |
2023-07-29 |
| 133. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
136.02 |
0.8919 |
0.0794 |
205 |
1 |
136.02 |
2016-11-28 |
| 134. |
Failure is nothing to be ashamed of. If you learned somethin... |
136.01 |
1.0819 |
-0.1107 |
248 |
1 |
136.01 |
2023-07-29 |
| 135. |
When we got to the Mint I parked on the street in front of t... |
135.88 |
1.0462 |
-0.0750 |
158 |
1 |
135.88 |
2016-04-27 |
| 136. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
135.86 |
0.9907 |
-0.0209 |
211 |
1 |
135.86 |
2016-04-22 |
| 137. |
Look at the sky, the sun won't ask the world if it can rise.... |
135.85 |
1.1068 |
-0.1366 |
266 |
1 |
135.85 |
2025-01-11 |
| 138. |
It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a d... |
135.78 |
1.0615 |
-0.0918 |
210 |
1 |
135.78 |
2017-02-07 |
| 139. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
135.73 |
1.0390 |
-0.0709 |
205 |
1 |
135.73 |
2016-04-22 |
| 140. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
135.52 |
0.8996 |
0.0680 |
192 |
2 |
130.92 |
2016-11-18 |
| 141. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
135.43 |
1.0829 |
-0.1162 |
288 |
1 |
135.43 |
2015-09-17 |
| 142. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
135.19 |
1.0528 |
-0.0883 |
201 |
1 |
135.19 |
2015-09-17 |
| 143. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
135.09 |
1.0483 |
-0.0843 |
227 |
1 |
135.09 |
2016-04-22 |
| 144. |
If I can't find the cure, I'll fix you with my love. No matt... |
135.04 |
1.0020 |
-0.0385 |
215 |
1 |
135.04 |
2023-04-16 |
| 145. |
Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening,... |
134.94 |
0.9997 |
-0.0353 |
262 |
1 |
134.94 |
2025-01-11 |
| 146. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
134.69 |
1.0885 |
-0.1160 |
341 |
1 |
134.69 |
2023-04-16 |
| 147. |
He rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' ... |
134.50 |
1.0502 |
-0.0858 |
535 |
1 |
134.50 |
2016-11-19 |
| 148. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
134.49 |
0.9852 |
-0.0250 |
264 |
1 |
134.49 |
2015-09-17 |
| 149. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
134.46 |
1.0669 |
-0.0939 |
286 |
2 |
126.93 |
2016-10-12 |
| 150. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
134.45 |
1.0125 |
-0.0528 |
224 |
1 |
134.45 |
2016-04-22 |
| 151. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
134.11 |
1.0574 |
-0.0888 |
205 |
1 |
134.11 |
2016-04-23 |
| 152. |
Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is bec... |
134.07 |
1.0698 |
-0.1120 |
214 |
1 |
134.07 |
2023-07-29 |
| 153. |
Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you ther... |
134.06 |
0.9993 |
-0.0419 |
174 |
1 |
134.06 |
2023-04-16 |
| 154. |
For one who contradicts emptiness there would be nothing tha... |
133.88 |
1.0064 |
-0.0501 |
143 |
1 |
133.88 |
2023-04-16 |
| 155. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
133.67 |
1.0292 |
-0.0753 |
262 |
1 |
133.67 |
2016-04-22 |
| 156. |
I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offences a... |
133.53 |
1.0291 |
-0.0743 |
162 |
1 |
133.53 |
2016-11-29 |
| 157. |
The painter will produce pictures of little merit if he take... |
133.49 |
1.0584 |
-0.1040 |
193 |
1 |
133.49 |
2023-04-16 |
| 158. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
133.47 |
1.0063 |
-0.0535 |
371 |
1 |
133.47 |
2016-04-23 |
| 159. |
I thought I had the whole world in my mouth. I thought I cou... |
133.44 |
1.0370 |
-0.0838 |
432 |
1 |
133.44 |
2023-04-16 |
| 160. |
Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret be... |
133.40 |
1.0218 |
-0.0680 |
222 |
1 |
133.40 |
2016-11-28 |
| 161. |
Now the scandal and the light are to be distributed differen... |
133.00 |
0.9838 |
-0.0330 |
426 |
1 |
133.00 |
2023-04-16 |
| 162. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
132.95 |
1.0343 |
-0.0683 |
242 |
1 |
132.95 |
2016-04-22 |
| 163. |
I love the colorful clothes she wears and the way the sunlig... |
132.92 |
1.0217 |
-0.0723 |
201 |
1 |
132.92 |
2023-07-29 |
| 164. |
One of the greatest attributes of God is power. Power to cre... |
132.85 |
1.0068 |
-0.0566 |
415 |
1 |
132.85 |
2023-04-16 |
| 165. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
132.69 |
1.0261 |
-0.0791 |
273 |
1 |
132.69 |
2023-04-16 |
| 166. |
The shearers' hut had bark walls and a tin roof. The floors ... |
132.56 |
0.9943 |
-0.0462 |
321 |
1 |
132.56 |
2015-09-17 |
| 167. |
They got an apartment with deep pile carpet and a couple of ... |
132.37 |
1.0440 |
-0.0978 |
254 |
1 |
132.37 |
2023-04-16 |
| 168. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
132.35 |
1.0677 |
-0.1111 |
284 |
1 |
132.35 |
2016-04-23 |
| 169. |
Things, events, that occupy space yet come to an end when so... |
132.22 |
0.9811 |
-0.0344 |
683 |
1 |
132.22 |
2023-04-16 |
| 170. |
And that's what this whole thing is about. Calling home. Ins... |
132.21 |
0.9565 |
-0.0109 |
340 |
1 |
132.21 |
2016-11-11 |
| 171. |
Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done th... |
132.09 |
1.0809 |
-0.1381 |
205 |
1 |
132.09 |
2023-04-16 |
| 172. |
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage stan... |
131.93 |
0.9221 |
0.0208 |
141 |
1 |
131.93 |
2016-11-14 |
| 173. |
But when a man suspects any wrong, it sometimes happens that... |
131.87 |
1.0391 |
-0.0969 |
169 |
1 |
131.87 |
2023-04-16 |
| 174. |
I met him down near the border. Said he wanted me to work wi... |
131.41 |
1.0028 |
-0.0633 |
203 |
1 |
131.41 |
2023-05-19 |
| 175. |
Though I never knew you at all, you had the grace to hold yo... |
131.21 |
1.0632 |
-0.1258 |
233 |
1 |
131.21 |
2023-04-16 |
| 176. |
Employees earn and get taxed, and they try to live on what i... |
131.12 |
1.0565 |
-0.1029 |
216 |
1 |
131.12 |
2023-04-16 |
| 177. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
130.84 |
0.9597 |
-0.0251 |
347 |
1 |
130.84 |
2016-05-03 |
| 178. |
This is what we call love. When you are loved, you can do an... |
130.49 |
1.0908 |
-0.1588 |
193 |
1 |
130.49 |
2023-04-16 |
| 179. |
The Minipirates had little iron hooks instead of hands and w... |
130.45 |
1.0144 |
-0.0821 |
313 |
1 |
130.45 |
2023-04-16 |
| 180. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
130.25 |
0.9532 |
-0.0234 |
258 |
1 |
130.25 |
2016-04-23 |
| 181. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
130.15 |
1.0768 |
-0.1319 |
295 |
1 |
130.15 |
2016-04-22 |
| 182. |
You're not like the others. I've seen a few; I know. When I ... |
129.59 |
1.0213 |
-0.0957 |
155 |
1 |
129.59 |
2016-04-27 |
| 183. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
129.00 |
1.0454 |
-0.1231 |
255 |
1 |
129.00 |
2016-04-22 |
| 184. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
128.80 |
1.0214 |
-0.0847 |
281 |
1 |
128.80 |
2016-05-02 |
| 185. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
128.32 |
1.0419 |
-0.1263 |
261 |
1 |
128.32 |
2016-05-02 |
| 186. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
128.23 |
1.0201 |
-0.1049 |
172 |
1 |
128.23 |
2016-05-02 |
| 187. |
And I will look down and see my murmuring bones and the deep... |
127.92 |
1.0619 |
-0.1475 |
191 |
1 |
127.92 |
2017-01-13 |
| 188. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
127.90 |
1.0169 |
-0.0911 |
346 |
1 |
127.90 |
2017-02-07 |
| 189. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
127.82 |
1.0029 |
-0.0906 |
209 |
1 |
127.82 |
2016-04-22 |
| 190. |
I took up my vocation, I was called by my nation. Without he... |
127.08 |
0.9852 |
-0.0775 |
188 |
1 |
127.08 |
2023-04-16 |
| 191. |
Love is when you look into someone's eyes and suddenly you g... |
126.85 |
1.0243 |
-0.1189 |
405 |
1 |
126.85 |
2023-04-16 |
| 192. |
How can you tell me that you're lonely and say for you that ... |
126.64 |
1.1275 |
-0.2229 |
206 |
1 |
126.64 |
2023-07-29 |
| 193. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
126.42 |
1.0531 |
-0.1362 |
272 |
1 |
126.42 |
2016-11-11 |
| 194. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
126.34 |
1.0719 |
-0.1603 |
360 |
1 |
126.34 |
2016-04-22 |
| 195. |
The whole point was to find a way to practice nuclear war wi... |
126.06 |
1.0261 |
-0.1249 |
227 |
1 |
126.06 |
2023-04-16 |
| 196. |
God help the man who ever really loves you. You'd break his ... |
125.78 |
1.0012 |
-0.1027 |
188 |
1 |
125.78 |
2015-09-17 |
| 197. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
125.37 |
0.9148 |
-0.0196 |
317 |
1 |
125.37 |
2017-02-07 |
| 198. |
We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most ... |
125.26 |
1.0439 |
-0.1481 |
369 |
1 |
125.26 |
2023-05-19 |
| 199. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
125.12 |
1.0141 |
-0.1100 |
304 |
1 |
125.12 |
2016-11-12 |
| 200. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
125.09 |
0.9844 |
-0.0916 |
293 |
1 |
125.09 |
2016-04-22 |
| 201. |
I am fundamentally an optimist. Whether that comes from natu... |
125.07 |
0.9966 |
-0.1025 |
349 |
1 |
125.07 |
2017-02-04 |
| 202. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
124.70 |
0.8852 |
0.0051 |
201 |
1 |
124.70 |
2016-04-22 |
| 203. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
124.64 |
0.9278 |
-0.0377 |
295 |
1 |
124.64 |
2015-09-17 |
| 204. |
If I fling one bag of trash out of my car window and onto th... |
124.64 |
1.0249 |
-0.1344 |
193 |
1 |
124.64 |
2023-04-16 |
| 205. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
124.24 |
0.9168 |
-0.0301 |
240 |
1 |
124.24 |
2016-04-22 |
| 206. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
123.36 |
0.9805 |
-0.1001 |
292 |
1 |
123.36 |
2015-09-17 |
| 207. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
122.52 |
0.9646 |
-0.0898 |
264 |
1 |
122.52 |
2023-04-16 |
| 208. |
Waving colored flags, we won't surrender, there's no standin... |
122.32 |
0.9918 |
-0.1177 |
140 |
1 |
122.32 |
2023-04-16 |
| 209. |
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows thi... |
122.23 |
1.0013 |
-0.1270 |
605 |
1 |
122.23 |
2023-04-16 |
| 210. |
I would never want to forfeit my genders. Along with Aunt Au... |
122.09 |
0.9737 |
-0.1014 |
204 |
1 |
122.09 |
2023-04-16 |
| 211. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
121.41 |
0.9176 |
-0.0393 |
365 |
1 |
121.41 |
2025-01-11 |
| 212. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
121.40 |
0.9681 |
-0.1013 |
378 |
1 |
121.40 |
2023-04-16 |
| 213. |
There is more to color than a swatch in a book, or a pull do... |
120.67 |
0.9544 |
-0.0925 |
260 |
1 |
120.67 |
2016-04-23 |
| 214. |
The idea of "Mr. Right" has been passed down over the genera... |
120.49 |
0.9671 |
-0.1021 |
379 |
1 |
120.49 |
2016-05-02 |
| 215. |
When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... |
120.25 |
1.0547 |
-0.1819 |
257 |
1 |
120.25 |
2023-04-16 |
| 216. |
Quite a plan you boys cooked up here. Quite a plan. I'm not ... |
119.76 |
0.9829 |
-0.1268 |
289 |
1 |
119.76 |
2021-11-06 |
| 217. |
I know you feel where I'm coming from, regardless of the thi... |
119.61 |
1.0347 |
-0.1813 |
333 |
1 |
119.61 |
2025-01-11 |
| 218. |
There is more than one kind of freedom: freedom to and freed... |
119.01 |
1.0024 |
-0.1520 |
169 |
1 |
119.01 |
2023-05-19 |
| 219. |
The true mind can weather all lies and illusions without bei... |
118.93 |
1.0390 |
-0.1872 |
229 |
1 |
118.93 |
2023-04-16 |
| 220. |
There was never any more inception than there is now, nor an... |
115.70 |
1.1551 |
-0.3289 |
202 |
1 |
115.70 |
2023-04-16 |
| 221. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
115.62 |
0.9583 |
-0.1181 |
341 |
1 |
115.62 |
2015-09-17 |
| 222. |
The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terr... |
115.59 |
0.9723 |
-0.1457 |
143 |
1 |
115.59 |
2016-11-27 |
| 223. |
No man's life can be encompassed in one telling. There is no... |
115.33 |
1.0458 |
-0.2218 |
282 |
1 |
115.33 |
2023-04-16 |
| 224. |
Then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way. There w... |
115.00 |
0.9718 |
-0.1500 |
193 |
1 |
115.00 |
2023-04-16 |
| 225. |
Spooky, scary skeletons send shivers down your spine. Shriek... |
108.42 |
0.9084 |
-0.1360 |
240 |
1 |
108.42 |
2025-01-11 |