| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
119.19 |
1.0796 |
0.3167 |
129 |
1 |
119.19 |
2013-05-31 |
| 2. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
117.46 |
1.0993 |
0.2793 |
265 |
2 |
114.01 |
2013-05-31 |
| 3. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
112.89 |
1.0714 |
0.2462 |
129 |
1 |
112.89 |
2013-05-31 |
| 4. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
110.39 |
1.0261 |
0.2689 |
273 |
2 |
103.43 |
2013-05-31 |
| 5. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
110.33 |
1.0725 |
0.2494 |
233 |
3 |
97.93 |
2013-06-01 |
| 6. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
110.24 |
1.0289 |
0.2705 |
276 |
1 |
110.24 |
2013-05-31 |
| 7. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
110.14 |
1.0577 |
0.2326 |
247 |
1 |
110.14 |
2013-05-31 |
| 8. |
Remembering you standing quiet in the rain as I ran to your ... |
105.09 |
1.0515 |
0.1747 |
166 |
1 |
105.09 |
2013-05-31 |
| 9. |
I can practically see your face and another revolutionary fa... |
104.69 |
1.0132 |
0.2075 |
143 |
1 |
104.69 |
2013-05-31 |
| 10. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
104.35 |
1.0385 |
0.1850 |
230 |
4 |
92.43 |
2013-06-10 |
| 11. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
103.81 |
0.9649 |
0.2528 |
193 |
3 |
95.29 |
2013-05-31 |
| 12. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
102.86 |
1.0077 |
0.2411 |
250 |
2 |
98.31 |
2013-06-01 |
| 13. |
Five thousand of my men are out there in the freezing mud. T... |
102.54 |
1.0877 |
0.1149 |
202 |
1 |
102.54 |
2018-11-26 |
| 14. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
102.53 |
0.9912 |
0.2391 |
237 |
2 |
96.76 |
2013-05-31 |
| 15. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
102.51 |
1.0417 |
0.1591 |
253 |
2 |
101.79 |
2013-05-31 |
| 16. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
102.29 |
1.0379 |
0.1976 |
245 |
1 |
102.29 |
2013-05-31 |
| 17. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
102.26 |
1.0608 |
0.1729 |
258 |
2 |
91.84 |
2013-05-31 |
| 18. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
102.24 |
1.0668 |
0.1357 |
350 |
2 |
86.23 |
2015-08-08 |
| 19. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
101.85 |
0.9557 |
0.2459 |
331 |
4 |
94.61 |
2013-05-31 |
| 20. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
101.70 |
1.0788 |
0.1094 |
171 |
1 |
101.70 |
2013-06-01 |
| 21. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
101.56 |
1.0197 |
0.1695 |
226 |
4 |
90.39 |
2013-06-03 |
| 22. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
101.28 |
1.0062 |
0.1826 |
288 |
2 |
98.82 |
2013-06-10 |
| 23. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
100.84 |
1.0349 |
0.1480 |
234 |
1 |
100.84 |
2013-05-31 |
| 24. |
I believe in love, and I know that you do too. And I believe... |
100.66 |
1.0384 |
0.1337 |
183 |
1 |
100.66 |
2013-05-31 |
| 25. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
100.26 |
1.0150 |
0.2106 |
325 |
1 |
100.26 |
2013-05-31 |
| 26. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
100.15 |
1.0025 |
0.1735 |
336 |
3 |
84.12 |
2013-09-10 |
| 27. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
99.83 |
0.9546 |
0.2481 |
198 |
1 |
99.83 |
2013-05-30 |
| 28. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
99.46 |
1.0506 |
0.1454 |
277 |
3 |
94.45 |
2013-06-10 |
| 29. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
99.34 |
1.0270 |
0.1748 |
255 |
2 |
95.42 |
2013-05-31 |
| 30. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
98.64 |
1.0099 |
0.1448 |
207 |
1 |
98.64 |
2013-06-01 |
| 31. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
98.55 |
1.0368 |
0.1203 |
276 |
1 |
98.55 |
2013-06-10 |
| 32. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
98.54 |
0.9966 |
0.1592 |
259 |
1 |
98.54 |
2013-05-31 |
| 33. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
98.37 |
1.0090 |
0.1890 |
282 |
2 |
88.62 |
2013-05-31 |
| 34. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
98.04 |
1.0943 |
0.0886 |
206 |
2 |
96.30 |
2013-05-31 |
| 35. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
97.82 |
1.0711 |
0.0713 |
213 |
1 |
97.82 |
2013-06-02 |
| 36. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
97.74 |
1.0767 |
0.0680 |
212 |
2 |
88.41 |
2013-05-31 |
| 37. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
97.51 |
1.1323 |
0.0453 |
341 |
1 |
97.51 |
2013-05-31 |
| 38. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
96.97 |
1.1022 |
0.0706 |
259 |
1 |
96.97 |
2013-05-31 |
| 39. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
96.77 |
1.0528 |
0.0775 |
201 |
1 |
96.77 |
2013-05-31 |
| 40. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
96.77 |
1.1081 |
0.0618 |
206 |
1 |
96.77 |
2013-05-30 |
| 41. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
96.65 |
1.0885 |
0.0804 |
341 |
3 |
82.54 |
2013-06-03 |
| 42. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
96.63 |
0.9540 |
0.1777 |
285 |
2 |
87.02 |
2013-06-10 |
| 43. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
96.54 |
1.0555 |
0.0787 |
363 |
4 |
86.98 |
2013-06-03 |
| 44. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
96.22 |
0.9330 |
0.2022 |
360 |
1 |
96.22 |
2013-05-31 |
| 45. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
96.11 |
0.9074 |
0.2266 |
396 |
1 |
96.11 |
2013-05-31 |
| 46. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
96.08 |
1.0774 |
0.0789 |
304 |
2 |
90.32 |
2015-08-08 |
| 47. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
95.94 |
1.0944 |
0.0757 |
308 |
2 |
92.31 |
2013-05-31 |
| 48. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
95.59 |
0.9148 |
0.2080 |
317 |
3 |
83.25 |
2013-05-31 |
| 49. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
95.55 |
1.0038 |
0.1473 |
237 |
2 |
87.36 |
2013-06-01 |
| 50. |
When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... |
95.18 |
1.0547 |
0.0964 |
257 |
1 |
95.18 |
2013-05-31 |
| 51. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
94.89 |
1.0533 |
0.0863 |
257 |
3 |
89.03 |
2013-05-31 |
| 52. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
94.67 |
1.0516 |
0.0584 |
281 |
1 |
94.67 |
2013-05-31 |
| 53. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
93.79 |
1.0201 |
0.0802 |
303 |
1 |
93.79 |
2013-05-31 |
| 54. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
93.63 |
1.0068 |
0.0943 |
358 |
2 |
80.71 |
2013-06-03 |
| 55. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
93.53 |
0.9723 |
0.1282 |
364 |
3 |
83.68 |
2013-05-31 |
| 56. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
93.49 |
1.0331 |
0.0611 |
234 |
1 |
93.49 |
2013-05-31 |
| 57. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
93.44 |
1.0346 |
0.1032 |
244 |
2 |
84.28 |
2015-08-08 |
| 58. |
I've noticed that about your people, Doctor. You find it eas... |
93.40 |
1.0481 |
0.0502 |
230 |
1 |
93.40 |
2018-11-26 |
| 59. |
I can't believe the things I see. The path that I have chose... |
93.30 |
1.1127 |
-0.0196 |
164 |
1 |
93.30 |
2018-11-26 |
| 60. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
93.07 |
1.0787 |
0.0113 |
237 |
2 |
84.93 |
2013-06-10 |
| 61. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
93.03 |
1.0799 |
0.0074 |
243 |
3 |
85.40 |
2015-08-08 |
| 62. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
93.02 |
1.1016 |
-0.0108 |
233 |
1 |
93.02 |
2013-05-31 |
| 63. |
Tim and the Princess lounge in the castle garden, laughing t... |
92.92 |
1.0152 |
0.0766 |
192 |
1 |
92.92 |
2015-08-08 |
| 64. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
92.83 |
1.0613 |
0.0323 |
456 |
2 |
91.40 |
2013-05-31 |
| 65. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
92.67 |
1.0033 |
0.0766 |
189 |
2 |
91.09 |
2013-06-05 |
| 66. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
92.59 |
1.0023 |
0.0815 |
211 |
2 |
85.92 |
2013-05-31 |
| 67. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
92.59 |
0.9941 |
0.0892 |
217 |
1 |
92.59 |
2013-05-31 |
| 68. |
Many wines have more than 14 percent alcohol because the win... |
92.52 |
0.9739 |
0.1466 |
412 |
1 |
92.52 |
2013-05-31 |
| 69. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
92.49 |
0.9202 |
0.1637 |
254 |
1 |
92.49 |
2013-06-01 |
| 70. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
92.45 |
1.0941 |
0.0212 |
256 |
3 |
76.75 |
2013-06-10 |
| 71. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
92.43 |
1.0797 |
-0.0015 |
210 |
2 |
83.17 |
2013-06-03 |
| 72. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
92.42 |
1.0621 |
0.0409 |
263 |
2 |
81.47 |
2013-06-03 |
| 73. |
Within their world, games afford respect and sustenance and ... |
92.21 |
0.8965 |
0.1629 |
229 |
1 |
92.21 |
2018-11-26 |
| 74. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
92.01 |
0.9976 |
0.1011 |
174 |
1 |
92.01 |
2013-05-31 |
| 75. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
91.93 |
1.0189 |
0.0623 |
337 |
1 |
91.93 |
2013-05-31 |
| 76. |
Once there were two moons in the sky, but one wandered too c... |
91.73 |
1.0664 |
0.0173 |
308 |
1 |
91.73 |
2018-11-26 |
| 77. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
91.62 |
1.0673 |
0.0489 |
230 |
1 |
91.62 |
2013-05-31 |
| 78. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
91.11 |
1.0426 |
0.0248 |
323 |
2 |
84.64 |
2013-05-31 |
| 79. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
90.89 |
1.0232 |
0.0781 |
236 |
1 |
90.89 |
2013-05-31 |
| 80. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
90.88 |
1.0284 |
0.0804 |
282 |
1 |
90.88 |
2013-05-31 |
| 81. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
90.65 |
1.0131 |
0.0457 |
225 |
2 |
75.63 |
2013-06-03 |
| 82. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
90.63 |
1.0117 |
0.0955 |
297 |
1 |
90.63 |
2013-05-31 |
| 83. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
90.54 |
1.0125 |
0.0466 |
224 |
1 |
90.54 |
2013-05-31 |
| 84. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
90.03 |
1.0419 |
0.0134 |
261 |
1 |
90.03 |
2013-05-31 |
| 85. |
Danger is a topic you're often asked about as a sprinter. Th... |
89.95 |
0.9801 |
0.1166 |
428 |
1 |
89.95 |
2013-05-31 |
| 86. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
89.91 |
1.0885 |
-0.0315 |
315 |
1 |
89.91 |
2013-05-30 |
| 87. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
89.90 |
1.0666 |
-0.0130 |
297 |
1 |
89.90 |
2013-05-31 |
| 88. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
89.89 |
0.9234 |
0.1356 |
346 |
1 |
89.89 |
2013-05-31 |
| 89. |
I'll never forget it. It was the year when these grisly murd... |
89.85 |
0.9098 |
0.1296 |
428 |
1 |
89.85 |
2018-11-26 |
| 90. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
89.79 |
0.9986 |
0.0542 |
283 |
2 |
83.35 |
2013-06-10 |
| 91. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
89.76 |
1.0630 |
0.0219 |
397 |
1 |
89.76 |
2013-05-31 |
| 92. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
89.75 |
1.0615 |
0.0154 |
305 |
1 |
89.75 |
2013-05-31 |
| 93. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
89.58 |
1.0358 |
0.0556 |
349 |
2 |
85.90 |
2013-05-31 |
| 94. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
89.47 |
1.0025 |
0.0460 |
256 |
1 |
89.47 |
2013-05-31 |
| 95. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
89.19 |
0.9699 |
0.0749 |
269 |
1 |
89.19 |
2013-05-30 |
| 96. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
89.16 |
1.0203 |
0.0576 |
400 |
1 |
89.16 |
2013-06-01 |
| 97. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
89.10 |
0.9897 |
0.0523 |
274 |
1 |
89.10 |
2013-05-31 |
| 98. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
89.08 |
1.0141 |
0.0700 |
381 |
1 |
89.08 |
2013-05-31 |
| 99. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
89.08 |
1.0496 |
-0.0064 |
314 |
1 |
89.08 |
2013-06-05 |
| 100. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
88.86 |
0.9676 |
0.0817 |
442 |
1 |
88.86 |
2013-05-31 |
| 101. |
Whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass,... |
88.74 |
1.0091 |
0.0355 |
246 |
1 |
88.74 |
2018-11-26 |
| 102. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
88.67 |
0.9045 |
0.1348 |
235 |
4 |
82.56 |
2013-06-03 |
| 103. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
88.61 |
1.0316 |
0.0106 |
333 |
2 |
82.91 |
2013-06-03 |
| 104. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered to see how ... |
88.46 |
0.9461 |
0.0870 |
193 |
1 |
88.46 |
2013-06-01 |
| 105. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
88.05 |
0.9769 |
0.0528 |
263 |
1 |
88.05 |
2013-05-31 |
| 106. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
87.87 |
0.9597 |
0.0740 |
347 |
3 |
79.59 |
2013-06-01 |
| 107. |
Salvation must grow out of understanding, total understandin... |
87.84 |
1.0161 |
0.0277 |
192 |
1 |
87.84 |
2018-11-26 |
| 108. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
87.83 |
0.9286 |
0.0994 |
194 |
1 |
87.83 |
2013-05-31 |
| 109. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
87.63 |
1.1068 |
-0.0399 |
393 |
1 |
87.63 |
2013-05-31 |
| 110. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
87.60 |
0.9893 |
0.0373 |
323 |
3 |
85.19 |
2013-05-31 |
| 111. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
87.52 |
0.9508 |
0.1076 |
384 |
1 |
87.52 |
2013-05-31 |
| 112. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
87.49 |
0.8933 |
0.1381 |
363 |
2 |
78.34 |
2013-06-03 |
| 113. |
The number one challenge I've seen with myself and with othe... |
87.40 |
1.0117 |
0.0178 |
239 |
1 |
87.40 |
2015-08-08 |
| 114. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
87.18 |
0.9916 |
0.0724 |
282 |
2 |
81.91 |
2013-05-31 |
| 115. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
87.04 |
0.9514 |
0.0687 |
237 |
1 |
87.04 |
2013-05-31 |
| 116. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
87.00 |
1.0535 |
0.0007 |
326 |
1 |
87.00 |
2013-05-31 |
| 117. |
We may never know who killed Paige. But this isn't about you... |
86.90 |
1.0164 |
-0.0067 |
447 |
1 |
86.90 |
2018-11-26 |
| 118. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
86.80 |
0.9776 |
0.0395 |
308 |
1 |
86.80 |
2013-05-31 |
| 119. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
86.79 |
0.9820 |
0.0375 |
267 |
2 |
81.11 |
2013-06-05 |
| 120. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
86.77 |
0.9125 |
0.1058 |
308 |
2 |
78.35 |
2013-06-01 |
| 121. |
To wash down your chicken nuggets with virtually any soft dr... |
86.72 |
0.9504 |
0.0606 |
263 |
1 |
86.72 |
2013-05-31 |
| 122. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
86.68 |
0.9831 |
0.0404 |
469 |
1 |
86.68 |
2013-05-31 |
| 123. |
I often see racers, particularly at the back of the pack in ... |
86.59 |
1.0004 |
0.0370 |
469 |
1 |
86.59 |
2013-05-31 |
| 124. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
86.57 |
1.0340 |
-0.0148 |
406 |
1 |
86.57 |
2013-05-31 |
| 125. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
86.40 |
1.0669 |
-0.0223 |
286 |
1 |
86.40 |
2013-05-31 |
| 126. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
86.22 |
0.9376 |
0.0776 |
367 |
2 |
85.01 |
2013-05-31 |
| 127. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
86.16 |
1.0387 |
0.0031 |
239 |
1 |
86.16 |
2013-06-10 |
| 128. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
86.08 |
1.0201 |
-0.0076 |
375 |
2 |
78.80 |
2013-05-31 |
| 129. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
86.01 |
0.9570 |
0.0520 |
287 |
1 |
86.01 |
2013-06-05 |
| 130. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
85.94 |
0.9411 |
0.0666 |
318 |
3 |
78.68 |
2015-08-08 |
| 131. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
85.84 |
0.9529 |
0.0931 |
269 |
2 |
83.09 |
2013-05-31 |
| 132. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
85.81 |
0.9964 |
0.0087 |
203 |
2 |
69.99 |
2013-06-03 |
| 133. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
85.67 |
0.9768 |
0.0294 |
387 |
2 |
76.28 |
2015-08-08 |
| 134. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
85.40 |
0.9756 |
0.0233 |
229 |
1 |
85.40 |
2013-06-10 |
| 135. |
We live in a charmed world. If we have money we can buy lite... |
85.35 |
1.0125 |
0.0250 |
413 |
1 |
85.35 |
2013-05-31 |
| 136. |
Since the 1980s virtually all the sodas and most of the frui... |
85.16 |
0.9881 |
0.0498 |
424 |
1 |
85.16 |
2013-06-01 |
| 137. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
84.59 |
0.9857 |
0.0041 |
293 |
1 |
84.59 |
2013-05-31 |
| 138. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
84.52 |
0.9293 |
0.0614 |
355 |
2 |
80.96 |
2013-05-31 |
| 139. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
84.46 |
0.9852 |
0.0041 |
264 |
2 |
73.92 |
2013-06-03 |
| 140. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
84.32 |
0.9754 |
0.0180 |
362 |
2 |
83.34 |
2013-06-10 |
| 141. |
Paper as we know it today was invented in China in around 10... |
84.28 |
1.0031 |
0.0174 |
304 |
3 |
79.54 |
2018-11-26 |
| 142. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
84.21 |
0.9339 |
0.0508 |
310 |
2 |
72.79 |
2013-06-03 |
| 143. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
84.14 |
1.0292 |
-0.0451 |
262 |
1 |
84.14 |
2013-06-04 |
| 144. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
84.06 |
1.0483 |
-0.0667 |
227 |
1 |
84.06 |
2013-05-31 |
| 145. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
83.98 |
1.0296 |
-0.0398 |
437 |
2 |
81.27 |
2013-05-31 |
| 146. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
83.94 |
1.0173 |
0.0100 |
268 |
2 |
81.14 |
2013-05-31 |
| 147. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
83.66 |
0.9833 |
-0.0019 |
355 |
1 |
83.66 |
2013-06-01 |
| 148. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
83.65 |
0.9672 |
0.0187 |
396 |
1 |
83.65 |
2013-05-30 |
| 149. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
83.64 |
0.9651 |
0.0501 |
389 |
2 |
81.65 |
2013-05-31 |
| 150. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
83.58 |
0.8382 |
0.1411 |
268 |
2 |
80.80 |
2013-05-31 |
| 151. |
What have I got to do to make you love me? What have I got t... |
83.47 |
1.0695 |
-0.0936 |
163 |
1 |
83.47 |
2018-11-26 |
| 152. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
83.47 |
0.9429 |
0.0357 |
287 |
1 |
83.47 |
2013-05-31 |
| 153. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
83.44 |
1.0667 |
-0.0511 |
406 |
1 |
83.44 |
2013-05-31 |
| 154. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
83.29 |
1.0109 |
-0.0027 |
400 |
3 |
76.97 |
2013-06-03 |
| 155. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
83.23 |
1.0905 |
-0.0839 |
210 |
3 |
74.66 |
2013-06-03 |
| 156. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
83.15 |
0.9785 |
-0.0017 |
335 |
1 |
83.15 |
2013-05-30 |
| 157. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
82.87 |
0.8956 |
0.0793 |
322 |
3 |
75.78 |
2013-05-31 |
| 158. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
82.56 |
0.9697 |
-0.0029 |
249 |
2 |
72.00 |
2013-05-31 |
| 159. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
82.40 |
0.9364 |
0.0686 |
351 |
1 |
82.40 |
2013-05-31 |
| 160. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
82.22 |
1.0696 |
-0.1105 |
226 |
1 |
82.22 |
2013-05-31 |
| 161. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
82.14 |
1.0429 |
-0.0827 |
259 |
1 |
82.14 |
2013-06-03 |
| 162. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
82.09 |
1.0328 |
-0.0339 |
356 |
2 |
77.27 |
2013-05-31 |
| 163. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
82.05 |
0.8852 |
0.0776 |
201 |
3 |
70.17 |
2013-05-31 |
| 164. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
81.87 |
0.9811 |
-0.0199 |
272 |
2 |
79.25 |
2013-06-01 |
| 165. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
81.78 |
0.8753 |
0.0912 |
427 |
3 |
76.05 |
2013-05-31 |
| 166. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
81.77 |
1.0477 |
-0.0880 |
360 |
1 |
81.77 |
2013-05-31 |
| 167. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
81.70 |
1.0314 |
-0.0360 |
452 |
1 |
81.70 |
2013-05-31 |
| 168. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
81.59 |
0.9946 |
-0.0397 |
246 |
1 |
81.59 |
2013-05-31 |
| 169. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
81.37 |
1.0521 |
-0.1044 |
171 |
1 |
81.37 |
2013-05-31 |
| 170. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
81.36 |
0.9820 |
-0.0292 |
274 |
1 |
81.36 |
2013-05-31 |
| 171. |
The wind was bitterly cold. The snow swirled, blurring his v... |
81.27 |
1.0005 |
-0.0445 |
298 |
1 |
81.27 |
2018-11-26 |
| 172. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
81.25 |
1.0604 |
-0.0759 |
260 |
1 |
81.25 |
2013-06-10 |
| 173. |
I want you to know that the day you saw something in me, my ... |
80.97 |
1.0479 |
-0.0963 |
227 |
1 |
80.97 |
2018-11-26 |
| 174. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
80.87 |
1.0203 |
-0.0703 |
261 |
1 |
80.87 |
2013-05-31 |
| 175. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
80.83 |
0.9084 |
0.0418 |
404 |
1 |
80.83 |
2013-05-31 |
| 176. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
80.59 |
1.0214 |
-0.0797 |
269 |
1 |
80.59 |
2013-05-31 |
| 177. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
80.49 |
1.0619 |
-0.1163 |
354 |
1 |
80.49 |
2013-05-30 |
| 178. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
80.39 |
1.0361 |
-0.0943 |
269 |
2 |
79.54 |
2013-06-01 |
| 179. |
The idea of "Mr. Right" has been passed down over the genera... |
80.29 |
0.9671 |
-0.0034 |
379 |
1 |
80.29 |
2013-05-31 |
| 180. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
80.14 |
1.0462 |
-0.1142 |
184 |
2 |
76.57 |
2013-05-31 |
| 181. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
80.01 |
0.9734 |
-0.0373 |
289 |
1 |
80.01 |
2013-06-01 |
| 182. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
79.88 |
0.9790 |
-0.0036 |
311 |
1 |
79.88 |
2013-06-03 |
| 183. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
79.75 |
0.9088 |
0.0297 |
348 |
2 |
72.11 |
2015-08-08 |
| 184. |
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the ju... |
79.75 |
1.0459 |
-0.0813 |
200 |
1 |
79.75 |
2013-05-31 |
| 185. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
79.73 |
1.1296 |
-0.1672 |
252 |
1 |
79.73 |
2013-05-30 |
| 186. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
79.49 |
0.9500 |
-0.0174 |
362 |
2 |
77.76 |
2013-06-03 |
| 187. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
79.06 |
0.9023 |
0.0657 |
231 |
2 |
78.40 |
2013-05-31 |
| 188. |
You forget everything. The hours slip by. You travel in your... |
78.94 |
1.0301 |
-0.0969 |
322 |
1 |
78.94 |
2018-11-26 |
| 189. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
78.78 |
1.1014 |
-0.1418 |
273 |
1 |
78.78 |
2013-05-31 |
| 190. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
78.74 |
0.9351 |
-0.0193 |
190 |
1 |
78.74 |
2013-05-31 |
| 191. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
78.19 |
0.9898 |
-0.0374 |
353 |
1 |
78.19 |
2013-06-03 |
| 192. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
78.19 |
1.0531 |
-0.1002 |
272 |
1 |
78.19 |
2013-05-31 |
| 193. |
The recipe for turning fruit into wine goes something like t... |
77.61 |
0.8775 |
0.0342 |
443 |
2 |
77.50 |
2013-05-31 |
| 194. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
77.55 |
0.9904 |
-0.0426 |
203 |
1 |
77.55 |
2013-05-31 |
| 195. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
77.48 |
1.0058 |
-0.0770 |
411 |
1 |
77.48 |
2013-06-01 |
| 196. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
77.33 |
0.9005 |
0.0026 |
212 |
1 |
77.33 |
2013-05-30 |
| 197. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
77.15 |
0.9084 |
-0.0042 |
300 |
2 |
73.08 |
2015-08-08 |
| 198. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
77.04 |
1.0264 |
-0.0854 |
422 |
1 |
77.04 |
2013-06-10 |
| 199. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
77.02 |
0.8826 |
0.0197 |
296 |
2 |
76.26 |
2013-06-02 |
| 200. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
76.88 |
0.9376 |
-0.0030 |
360 |
1 |
76.88 |
2013-06-10 |
| 201. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
76.64 |
1.0201 |
-0.1303 |
172 |
1 |
76.64 |
2013-05-31 |
| 202. |
The bunk house was a long, rectangular building. Inside, the... |
76.49 |
0.9634 |
-0.0731 |
655 |
1 |
76.49 |
2018-11-26 |
| 203. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
76.47 |
0.9485 |
-0.0516 |
291 |
3 |
70.35 |
2013-05-31 |
| 204. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
76.43 |
0.9965 |
-0.1074 |
168 |
1 |
76.43 |
2013-05-31 |
| 205. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
76.19 |
1.0343 |
-0.1060 |
242 |
1 |
76.19 |
2013-05-31 |
| 206. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
76.16 |
0.8947 |
0.0007 |
366 |
1 |
76.16 |
2013-05-31 |
| 207. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
76.01 |
1.0486 |
-0.1588 |
289 |
1 |
76.01 |
2013-06-03 |
| 208. |
As you can see, I've memorized this utterly useless fact lon... |
75.91 |
0.9454 |
-0.0827 |
217 |
1 |
75.91 |
2018-11-26 |
| 209. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
75.76 |
0.9991 |
-0.1125 |
225 |
1 |
75.76 |
2013-06-10 |
| 210. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
75.65 |
1.0391 |
-0.1484 |
358 |
1 |
75.65 |
2013-06-01 |
| 211. |
I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... |
75.54 |
1.0151 |
-0.1399 |
152 |
1 |
75.54 |
2013-06-03 |
| 212. |
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever s... |
75.53 |
1.0972 |
-0.2082 |
239 |
1 |
75.53 |
2018-11-26 |
| 213. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
75.49 |
1.0352 |
-0.1494 |
341 |
1 |
75.49 |
2013-05-31 |
| 214. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
75.47 |
1.0487 |
-0.1712 |
231 |
1 |
75.47 |
2013-06-10 |
| 215. |
It takes more than a calorie of fossil fuel energy to produc... |
74.66 |
0.9698 |
-0.0641 |
397 |
1 |
74.66 |
2013-05-30 |
| 216. |
I laugh at the whole notion of "Mr. Right" and you should to... |
74.63 |
0.8845 |
-0.0114 |
273 |
1 |
74.63 |
2013-05-31 |
| 217. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
74.56 |
0.8770 |
-0.0022 |
300 |
1 |
74.56 |
2013-05-31 |
| 218. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
74.54 |
1.0298 |
-0.1527 |
280 |
1 |
74.54 |
2015-08-08 |
| 219. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
74.48 |
1.0529 |
-0.1821 |
351 |
1 |
74.48 |
2013-05-31 |
| 220. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
74.44 |
0.9372 |
-0.0629 |
320 |
1 |
74.44 |
2013-05-31 |
| 221. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
74.44 |
1.0498 |
-0.1843 |
180 |
1 |
74.44 |
2013-05-31 |
| 222. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
74.31 |
0.9578 |
-0.0895 |
281 |
1 |
74.31 |
2013-05-31 |
| 223. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
74.06 |
1.0177 |
-0.1138 |
392 |
1 |
74.06 |
2013-05-31 |
| 224. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
73.99 |
1.0463 |
-0.1858 |
182 |
1 |
73.99 |
2013-05-31 |
| 225. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
73.70 |
0.9763 |
-0.1151 |
289 |
1 |
73.70 |
2013-05-31 |
| 226. |
Imagine for a moment if we once again knew these few unremar... |
73.66 |
1.0662 |
-0.1676 |
407 |
1 |
73.66 |
2013-06-03 |
| 227. |
Robbers never strike at the homes of the poor; private wealt... |
73.46 |
0.9798 |
-0.1470 |
209 |
1 |
73.46 |
2018-11-26 |
| 228. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
73.46 |
1.0412 |
-0.1830 |
225 |
1 |
73.46 |
2013-05-31 |
| 229. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
73.36 |
0.9636 |
-0.1063 |
254 |
1 |
73.36 |
2013-06-10 |
| 230. |
Aztec rule was based upon a system of tribute and fear over ... |
72.90 |
0.9572 |
-0.0622 |
376 |
1 |
72.90 |
2013-06-10 |
| 231. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
72.82 |
0.9213 |
-0.0698 |
295 |
2 |
70.80 |
2013-05-31 |
| 232. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
72.24 |
1.0398 |
-0.2061 |
110 |
1 |
72.24 |
2013-06-03 |
| 233. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
72.13 |
0.8916 |
-0.0485 |
216 |
1 |
72.13 |
2013-05-31 |
| 234. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
71.57 |
0.9772 |
-0.1444 |
217 |
1 |
71.57 |
2013-06-03 |
| 235. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
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0.9164 |
-0.0765 |
305 |
1 |
71.49 |
2013-06-10 |
| 236. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
71.15 |
1.0565 |
-0.2279 |
247 |
1 |
71.15 |
2013-05-30 |
| 237. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
71.06 |
0.8467 |
0.0077 |
343 |
1 |
71.06 |
2013-05-31 |
| 238. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
70.89 |
0.9805 |
-0.1478 |
292 |
1 |
70.89 |
2013-05-31 |
| 239. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
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0.9371 |
-0.0712 |
318 |
1 |
70.80 |
2013-05-31 |
| 240. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
70.73 |
1.0013 |
-0.1757 |
273 |
1 |
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2013-06-03 |
| 241. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
70.69 |
0.9871 |
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227 |
1 |
70.69 |
2013-06-03 |
| 242. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
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0.9731 |
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129 |
1 |
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2013-05-31 |
| 243. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
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0.9593 |
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1 |
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2013-06-10 |
| 244. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
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1.0768 |
-0.2151 |
295 |
1 |
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2013-05-30 |
| 245. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
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1 |
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2013-05-31 |
| 246. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
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0.9266 |
-0.1122 |
267 |
2 |
68.96 |
2013-05-31 |
| 247. |
There are but two types of men who desire war: those who hav... |
69.15 |
1.0679 |
-0.2532 |
256 |
1 |
69.15 |
2018-11-26 |
| 248. |
At a peace rally in Philadelphia in 1966, a reporter asked m... |
69.14 |
0.8985 |
-0.0836 |
431 |
1 |
69.14 |
2015-08-08 |
| 249. |
In most cases, there is more to be gained by maximizing the ... |
68.79 |
1.0598 |
-0.2620 |
196 |
1 |
68.79 |
2013-06-03 |
| 250. |
It makes a real difference in people's lives if they can dri... |
68.28 |
0.9903 |
-0.2048 |
459 |
1 |
68.28 |
2018-11-26 |
| 251. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
67.52 |
1.0218 |
-0.2365 |
268 |
2 |
64.63 |
2013-05-31 |
| 252. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
67.43 |
1.0257 |
-0.2322 |
401 |
1 |
67.43 |
2013-05-31 |
| 253. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
66.84 |
1.0034 |
-0.2246 |
302 |
1 |
66.84 |
2013-06-03 |
| 254. |
Buddhism addresses two major types of meditation. Vipassana ... |
66.62 |
0.9312 |
-0.1031 |
320 |
1 |
66.62 |
2013-05-30 |
| 255. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
66.24 |
0.9087 |
-0.1252 |
393 |
1 |
66.24 |
2013-05-31 |
| 256. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
65.90 |
0.9072 |
-0.1399 |
237 |
1 |
65.90 |
2013-05-31 |
| 257. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
65.69 |
0.9687 |
-0.1974 |
371 |
1 |
65.69 |
2013-07-05 |
| 258. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
65.32 |
0.9532 |
-0.1922 |
258 |
1 |
65.32 |
2013-06-10 |
| 259. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
64.92 |
0.8878 |
-0.1308 |
346 |
1 |
64.92 |
2013-06-03 |
| 260. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
64.77 |
0.9758 |
-0.2195 |
314 |
1 |
64.77 |
2013-06-03 |
| 261. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
64.33 |
0.9665 |
-0.1668 |
326 |
1 |
64.33 |
2013-06-10 |
| 262. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
64.15 |
0.9663 |
-0.2124 |
330 |
1 |
64.15 |
2013-06-03 |
| 263. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
63.87 |
1.0972 |
-0.3226 |
251 |
1 |
63.87 |
2013-06-01 |
| 264. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
63.64 |
0.9908 |
-0.2029 |
342 |
1 |
63.64 |
2013-06-03 |
| 265. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
62.98 |
1.0320 |
-0.2605 |
293 |
1 |
62.98 |
2013-05-31 |
| 266. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
61.93 |
0.9710 |
-0.2554 |
173 |
1 |
61.93 |
2013-05-31 |
| 267. |
The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... |
61.92 |
0.9567 |
-0.1925 |
184 |
2 |
60.96 |
2013-06-03 |
| 268. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
60.78 |
0.8595 |
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242 |
1 |
60.78 |
2013-06-10 |
| 269. |
The year 1997 has arrived. A herd of ugly reds are rushing f... |
59.11 |
0.8409 |
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438 |
1 |
59.11 |
2018-12-22 |
| 270. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
58.40 |
1.0008 |
-0.2777 |
473 |
1 |
58.40 |
2013-06-03 |
| 271. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
57.60 |
0.9709 |
-0.2595 |
397 |
1 |
57.60 |
2013-06-03 |
| 272. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
55.00 |
0.9871 |
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209 |
1 |
55.00 |
2013-05-31 |
| 273. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
54.77 |
0.9866 |
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218 |
1 |
54.77 |
2013-06-09 |
| 274. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
52.25 |
1.0334 |
-0.4327 |
131 |
1 |
52.25 |
2013-05-30 |
| 275. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
45.32 |
0.9682 |
-0.4452 |
143 |
1 |
45.32 |
2013-05-31 |