| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
And remember also that in fighting against man we must not c... |
126.80 |
1.0221 |
0.2740 |
138 |
1 |
126.80 |
2023-11-05 |
| 2. |
And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals ... |
120.81 |
1.1043 |
0.1348 |
147 |
1 |
120.81 |
2023-10-31 |
| 3. |
I know just how to whisper and I know just how to cry. I kno... |
117.61 |
1.1387 |
0.0670 |
249 |
1 |
117.61 |
2023-10-29 |
| 4. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
116.74 |
1.1014 |
0.1105 |
273 |
1 |
116.74 |
2023-11-14 |
| 5. |
Without imagination there is no hope, no chance to envision ... |
116.01 |
0.9872 |
0.1995 |
110 |
1 |
116.01 |
2023-11-03 |
| 6. |
Our minds are born festering with sin. Some are so blighted,... |
115.60 |
1.0482 |
0.1382 |
268 |
1 |
115.60 |
2023-11-03 |
| 7. |
Don't know much about history. Don't know much biology. Don'... |
115.29 |
1.0199 |
0.1628 |
239 |
1 |
115.29 |
2023-10-29 |
| 8. |
You are the most important thing to me now. The most importa... |
114.92 |
1.1742 |
0.0035 |
80 |
1 |
114.92 |
2023-10-12 |
| 9. |
Cause the world might do me in. It's all right cause I'm wit... |
113.68 |
1.0596 |
0.1054 |
238 |
1 |
113.68 |
2023-10-29 |
| 10. |
She did not know what this chance would be, what wind would ... |
113.28 |
0.9376 |
0.2260 |
112 |
1 |
113.28 |
2023-11-03 |
| 11. |
I was just guessing at numbers and figures, pulling the puzz... |
112.56 |
1.0138 |
0.1405 |
147 |
1 |
112.56 |
2023-11-03 |
| 12. |
And, anyway, it's not about making money, it's about taking ... |
112.36 |
1.0091 |
0.1431 |
172 |
1 |
112.36 |
2023-11-14 |
| 13. |
Cardan's gaze catches mine, and I can't help the evil smile ... |
112.14 |
1.0289 |
0.1212 |
244 |
1 |
112.14 |
2023-11-03 |
| 14. |
If he stayed at home and carried on with his normal life he ... |
111.72 |
1.1217 |
0.0238 |
169 |
1 |
111.72 |
2022-05-26 |
| 15. |
People running everywhere, don't know the way to go, don't k... |
111.24 |
1.0625 |
0.0781 |
217 |
1 |
111.24 |
2023-10-11 |
| 16. |
Just as there are painters and musicians among the poets, so... |
111.05 |
1.0210 |
0.1175 |
244 |
1 |
111.05 |
2022-06-27 |
| 17. |
I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on... |
110.92 |
0.9233 |
0.2124 |
181 |
1 |
110.92 |
2023-11-03 |
| 18. |
I don't think we'd have any alternatives. There isn't a sing... |
110.84 |
1.0127 |
0.1250 |
216 |
1 |
110.84 |
2023-10-29 |
| 19. |
People aren't as complex as you think they are. They're simp... |
110.82 |
1.0728 |
0.0632 |
237 |
1 |
110.82 |
2023-11-03 |
| 20. |
Lights up and they know who you are, know who you are. Do yo... |
110.63 |
0.9498 |
0.1824 |
79 |
1 |
110.63 |
2023-11-03 |
| 21. |
From my laboratory in the castle east to the master bedroom ... |
109.77 |
0.9658 |
0.1543 |
164 |
1 |
109.77 |
2023-11-03 |
| 22. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
109.46 |
1.0917 |
0.0409 |
243 |
1 |
109.46 |
2022-05-20 |
| 23. |
But I'm glad you'll see me as I am. Above all, I wouldn't wa... |
109.31 |
1.0049 |
0.1164 |
231 |
1 |
109.31 |
2023-10-31 |
| 24. |
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what ... |
108.91 |
1.0290 |
0.0878 |
258 |
2 |
100.06 |
2023-10-29 |
| 25. |
Here we go, another night out. Waited all week just to get o... |
108.87 |
1.0322 |
0.0839 |
195 |
1 |
108.87 |
2022-02-11 |
| 26. |
I etched your name in the clouds but it was lost when the th... |
108.32 |
1.0767 |
0.0335 |
206 |
1 |
108.32 |
2022-02-08 |
| 27. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
108.15 |
1.0885 |
0.0306 |
341 |
1 |
108.15 |
2023-11-03 |
| 28. |
He's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my li... |
108.06 |
1.0320 |
0.0755 |
228 |
1 |
108.06 |
2022-06-27 |
| 29. |
I think you're the kindest, sweetest, prettiest person I've ... |
106.93 |
1.0458 |
0.0505 |
373 |
1 |
106.93 |
2023-11-03 |
| 30. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
106.86 |
1.0521 |
0.0419 |
171 |
1 |
106.86 |
2023-10-24 |
| 31. |
I became yearbook photographer because I liked the idea that... |
106.82 |
1.0461 |
0.0493 |
193 |
1 |
106.82 |
2022-02-02 |
| 32. |
Sometimes - well, let's say all times - things are changing.... |
106.65 |
1.0377 |
0.0574 |
532 |
1 |
106.65 |
2023-11-06 |
| 33. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
106.37 |
1.0595 |
0.0300 |
379 |
1 |
106.37 |
2023-11-03 |
| 34. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
106.36 |
0.8231 |
0.2667 |
180 |
1 |
106.36 |
2023-11-05 |
| 35. |
Reading is not a natural process; the habits necessary for e... |
106.34 |
1.0207 |
0.0703 |
218 |
1 |
106.34 |
2023-11-03 |
| 36. |
I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies wer... |
106.23 |
1.0578 |
0.0317 |
281 |
1 |
106.23 |
2023-10-29 |
| 37. |
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where ... |
106.13 |
1.0723 |
0.0149 |
113 |
1 |
106.13 |
2023-11-03 |
| 38. |
These mist-covered mountains are a home now for me, but my h... |
106.10 |
1.0366 |
0.0511 |
202 |
1 |
106.10 |
2022-02-11 |
| 39. |
You can tie up a lot of resources by keeping a bugged phone ... |
106.02 |
1.0432 |
0.0437 |
256 |
1 |
106.02 |
2023-10-11 |
| 40. |
Being comfortable in the car is critical. If you're not comf... |
105.85 |
0.9911 |
0.0934 |
212 |
1 |
105.85 |
2023-11-05 |
| 41. |
I will rain down silver and gold for you. I will shatter the... |
105.38 |
1.0558 |
0.0241 |
274 |
1 |
105.38 |
2023-10-12 |
| 42. |
Every minute of every day we choose. Who we are. Who we forg... |
105.31 |
1.0239 |
0.0559 |
394 |
1 |
105.31 |
2023-10-29 |
| 43. |
It is as hard to understand how consciousness emerges and di... |
105.26 |
1.0513 |
0.0278 |
279 |
1 |
105.26 |
2022-06-27 |
| 44. |
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. T... |
105.05 |
1.0331 |
0.0440 |
190 |
1 |
105.05 |
2024-04-15 |
| 45. |
It's better to read in the library. Sitting at my favorite t... |
104.46 |
1.0735 |
-0.0022 |
217 |
1 |
104.46 |
2022-01-31 |
| 46. |
Every night you cry yourself to sleep, thinking "Why does th... |
104.42 |
1.0523 |
0.0246 |
276 |
1 |
104.42 |
2023-11-03 |
| 47. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
104.33 |
1.0252 |
0.0433 |
176 |
1 |
104.33 |
2023-11-03 |
| 48. |
We spent as much money as we could, and got as little for it... |
104.09 |
1.0486 |
0.0192 |
400 |
1 |
104.09 |
2023-10-29 |
| 49. |
Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like m... |
103.87 |
1.0031 |
0.0618 |
170 |
1 |
103.87 |
2022-05-20 |
| 50. |
If you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt, and watch all ... |
103.74 |
1.0483 |
0.0154 |
158 |
1 |
103.74 |
2022-01-03 |
| 51. |
I love the ground under his feet, and the air over his head,... |
103.67 |
1.1467 |
-0.0840 |
187 |
1 |
103.67 |
2022-01-03 |
| 52. |
I got my ticket for the long way round; the one with the pre... |
103.65 |
1.0439 |
0.0104 |
190 |
1 |
103.65 |
2023-11-03 |
| 53. |
I am built upon the small things I do every day, and the end... |
103.64 |
1.1588 |
-0.0920 |
106 |
1 |
103.64 |
2023-10-30 |
| 54. |
I know more about the private lives of celebrities than I do... |
103.59 |
1.0408 |
0.0215 |
227 |
2 |
100.65 |
2023-10-29 |
| 55. |
There before me was a woman who had finally, after all this ... |
103.41 |
1.0623 |
-0.0013 |
246 |
1 |
103.41 |
2023-11-03 |
| 56. |
For the first time the magnitude of what he had undertaken c... |
102.71 |
1.0627 |
-0.0095 |
316 |
1 |
102.71 |
2022-02-08 |
| 57. |
From the point of conception to the moment of truth. At the ... |
102.68 |
1.0522 |
0.0001 |
213 |
1 |
102.68 |
2023-10-29 |
| 58. |
We give it away with nothing left to lose. Got the strongest... |
102.37 |
1.0380 |
0.0118 |
195 |
1 |
102.37 |
2023-10-31 |
| 59. |
Well, a scavenger hunt is exactly like a treasure hunt, exce... |
102.31 |
1.0035 |
0.0452 |
186 |
1 |
102.31 |
2022-02-16 |
| 60. |
So, I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And mayb... |
102.06 |
1.0959 |
-0.0492 |
266 |
1 |
102.06 |
2023-10-25 |
| 61. |
Somebody said you got a new friend. But does she love you be... |
101.92 |
1.0080 |
0.0368 |
227 |
1 |
101.92 |
2023-10-29 |
| 62. |
There was something in her, something that was... Pure Horro... |
101.84 |
1.0342 |
0.0092 |
210 |
1 |
101.84 |
2023-10-25 |
| 63. |
I waste at least an hour every day lying in bed. Then I wast... |
101.01 |
0.9827 |
0.0480 |
179 |
1 |
101.01 |
2022-05-16 |
| 64. |
I open up the paper. There's a story of an actor who had die... |
100.76 |
1.0214 |
0.0120 |
213 |
1 |
100.76 |
2022-05-16 |
| 65. |
Yet high over the city our line of yellow windows must have ... |
100.71 |
0.9826 |
0.0504 |
295 |
1 |
100.71 |
2023-10-12 |
| 66. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
100.60 |
1.0666 |
-0.0365 |
297 |
1 |
100.60 |
2022-02-11 |
| 67. |
He always seemed to women different from what he was, and th... |
100.06 |
1.0749 |
-0.0489 |
260 |
1 |
100.06 |
2021-12-23 |
| 68. |
I needed all the feelings to stop boiling like a pot of dal ... |
99.97 |
1.0095 |
0.0127 |
100 |
1 |
99.97 |
2023-11-03 |
| 69. |
On the contrary, it may happen that the atoms are launched i... |
99.87 |
1.0193 |
0.0054 |
388 |
1 |
99.87 |
2023-10-30 |
| 70. |
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the abi... |
99.86 |
1.0651 |
-0.0416 |
314 |
1 |
99.86 |
2023-11-03 |
| 71. |
Many people say that even if they don't know much about many... |
99.77 |
1.0718 |
-0.0501 |
136 |
1 |
99.77 |
2022-02-08 |
| 72. |
Sometimes you never feel meaner than the moment you stop bei... |
99.54 |
1.1053 |
-0.0847 |
284 |
1 |
99.54 |
2023-10-18 |
| 73. |
First time we had dinner, you asked me what I wanted from yo... |
99.42 |
1.0198 |
-0.0005 |
239 |
1 |
99.42 |
2023-10-29 |
| 74. |
So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were f... |
99.41 |
1.0397 |
-0.0195 |
206 |
1 |
99.41 |
2023-10-24 |
| 75. |
What's morality? It's the difference between what is right a... |
99.25 |
1.0215 |
-0.0048 |
88 |
1 |
99.25 |
2023-10-29 |
| 76. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
99.19 |
1.0441 |
-0.0282 |
252 |
1 |
99.19 |
2022-01-31 |
| 77. |
The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate m... |
98.92 |
1.0033 |
0.0113 |
207 |
1 |
98.92 |
2021-12-16 |
| 78. |
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the misera... |
98.87 |
1.0359 |
-0.0225 |
371 |
1 |
98.87 |
2021-12-16 |
| 79. |
Heaven did not seem to be my home; and I broke my heart with... |
98.36 |
1.0457 |
-0.0371 |
235 |
1 |
98.36 |
2022-02-16 |
| 80. |
Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say that we devise ... |
98.25 |
0.9423 |
0.0650 |
172 |
2 |
88.01 |
2023-10-12 |
| 81. |
The moon belongs to everyone; the best things in life are fr... |
98.15 |
1.0652 |
-0.0588 |
292 |
1 |
98.15 |
2022-02-02 |
| 82. |
You'll see one day when you move out it just sort of happens... |
97.85 |
1.0637 |
-0.0598 |
548 |
1 |
97.85 |
2022-05-26 |
| 83. |
I used to think she was quite intelligent, in my stupidity. ... |
97.50 |
1.0593 |
-0.0602 |
303 |
1 |
97.50 |
2022-01-24 |
| 84. |
He has a life, a real life here. One that keeps him grounded... |
97.09 |
1.0341 |
-0.0391 |
471 |
1 |
97.09 |
2022-05-13 |
| 85. |
I also thought about my wife, the most important person in m... |
96.99 |
1.0612 |
-0.0657 |
285 |
1 |
96.99 |
2021-12-26 |
| 86. |
Death is but crossing the world, as friends do the seas; the... |
96.77 |
1.0429 |
-0.0507 |
416 |
1 |
96.77 |
2022-02-11 |
| 87. |
Society is commonly too cheap. We meet at very short interva... |
96.76 |
1.0635 |
-0.0714 |
230 |
1 |
96.76 |
2022-02-16 |
| 88. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
96.75 |
1.0169 |
-0.0246 |
222 |
1 |
96.75 |
2022-05-16 |
| 89. |
In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the ... |
96.70 |
0.9976 |
-0.0056 |
201 |
1 |
96.70 |
2023-11-03 |
| 90. |
He was a polished jazz player, whose poverty had less to do ... |
96.39 |
1.0170 |
-0.0286 |
308 |
1 |
96.39 |
2023-10-12 |
| 91. |
Take a drink, my friend, and say what you have in your heart... |
95.95 |
1.0294 |
-0.0464 |
152 |
1 |
95.95 |
2021-12-26 |
| 92. |
The voice of anatomy, like the voice of all nature, never re... |
95.90 |
1.0609 |
-0.0780 |
257 |
1 |
95.90 |
2022-02-17 |
| 93. |
I sing the body electric, the armies of those I love engirth... |
95.63 |
1.0459 |
-0.0654 |
217 |
1 |
95.63 |
2022-05-20 |
| 94. |
Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunli... |
95.45 |
1.0724 |
-0.0852 |
310 |
1 |
95.45 |
2023-11-03 |
| 95. |
I hate all the rules and organization and teams and ranks in... |
94.94 |
1.0175 |
-0.0438 |
227 |
1 |
94.94 |
2022-01-31 |
| 96. |
Every moment can't remain and every life won't stay the same... |
94.80 |
1.0909 |
-0.1134 |
487 |
1 |
94.80 |
2022-02-03 |
| 97. |
The point is that if you are a little different, or a little... |
94.63 |
1.0975 |
-0.1270 |
163 |
1 |
94.63 |
2022-02-11 |
| 98. |
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterio... |
94.59 |
1.0195 |
-0.0494 |
417 |
1 |
94.59 |
2022-02-08 |
| 99. |
I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call... |
94.56 |
1.0393 |
-0.0692 |
473 |
1 |
94.56 |
2022-06-27 |
| 100. |
Let's go in the garden. You'll see something waiting, right ... |
94.46 |
1.0311 |
-0.0633 |
206 |
1 |
94.46 |
2022-02-08 |
| 101. |
I know you didn't do this. You're a good boy. But I want you... |
94.28 |
1.0412 |
-0.0755 |
384 |
1 |
94.28 |
2022-01-31 |
| 102. |
As you know the concept of the suction pump is centuries old... |
94.22 |
1.0325 |
-0.0668 |
413 |
2 |
93.32 |
2022-05-16 |
| 103. |
Learning does not make one learned: there are those who have... |
94.20 |
1.0106 |
-0.0500 |
157 |
1 |
94.20 |
2022-01-31 |
| 104. |
Poverty is a peculiar, insidious thing: a cause whose effect... |
93.74 |
0.9820 |
-0.0202 |
198 |
1 |
93.74 |
2022-02-23 |
| 105. |
Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm blind thinking I can see throug... |
93.65 |
0.9610 |
-0.0009 |
191 |
1 |
93.65 |
2022-01-31 |
| 106. |
Some say better things will come our way. No matter what the... |
93.51 |
1.1190 |
-0.1609 |
190 |
1 |
93.51 |
2022-02-16 |
| 107. |
Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes. Some peop... |
93.49 |
1.0543 |
-0.0955 |
215 |
1 |
93.49 |
2022-02-17 |
| 108. |
We passionately long that there may be another life in which... |
93.24 |
1.0815 |
-0.1256 |
298 |
1 |
93.24 |
2022-01-04 |
| 109. |
Wendy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in... |
93.19 |
1.0330 |
-0.0773 |
214 |
1 |
93.19 |
2022-05-25 |
| 110. |
It led me by the hand, as if to fill the niches in the memor... |
93.01 |
1.0326 |
-0.0785 |
241 |
1 |
93.01 |
2022-02-15 |
| 111. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
92.86 |
1.0944 |
-0.1265 |
308 |
1 |
92.86 |
2023-10-11 |
| 112. |
Earlier tonight I went out. I went out hard. I drank a lot o... |
92.77 |
1.0355 |
-0.0843 |
554 |
1 |
92.77 |
2022-01-31 |
| 113. |
I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the sens... |
92.62 |
1.0084 |
-0.0588 |
214 |
1 |
92.62 |
2021-12-26 |
| 114. |
No battle is ever won. They are not even fought. The field o... |
92.54 |
0.9937 |
-0.0448 |
159 |
1 |
92.54 |
2021-12-16 |
| 115. |
You, the people, have the power. The power to create machine... |
92.44 |
1.0612 |
-0.1142 |
390 |
1 |
92.44 |
2022-02-02 |
| 116. |
And in the night, when the dog barks at shadows, tell him no... |
92.10 |
1.0488 |
-0.1054 |
245 |
1 |
92.10 |
2021-12-23 |
| 117. |
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common wi... |
91.99 |
0.9914 |
-0.0472 |
585 |
1 |
91.99 |
2022-05-24 |
| 118. |
You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain'... |
91.81 |
1.0344 |
-0.0929 |
174 |
1 |
91.81 |
2022-02-15 |
| 119. |
I wanted to know what had pushed them over the brink, and wh... |
91.50 |
1.0416 |
-0.1027 |
579 |
1 |
91.50 |
2021-12-16 |
| 120. |
It wasn't dark beyond the cave door - darkness would be some... |
91.07 |
1.0285 |
-0.0947 |
203 |
1 |
91.07 |
2022-05-16 |
| 121. |
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is ... |
90.98 |
1.0483 |
-0.1199 |
178 |
1 |
90.98 |
2022-01-31 |
| 122. |
When you run with the Doctor it feels like it'll never end. ... |
90.91 |
1.0351 |
-0.1029 |
291 |
1 |
90.91 |
2022-05-16 |
| 123. |
Why is it that when you awake to the world of realities you ... |
90.90 |
1.0288 |
-0.1018 |
191 |
1 |
90.90 |
2023-10-11 |
| 124. |
What isn't clear is why people always say "goes without sayi... |
90.20 |
0.9651 |
-0.0446 |
146 |
1 |
90.20 |
2021-12-18 |
| 125. |
I think about all the people I've loved, now long gone. I th... |
90.11 |
1.0236 |
-0.0996 |
430 |
1 |
90.11 |
2021-12-14 |
| 126. |
When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained. But ... |
89.84 |
1.0133 |
-0.0932 |
232 |
1 |
89.84 |
2021-12-26 |
| 127. |
For my hope was founded on a fat man in Bree; and my fear wa... |
89.69 |
1.0505 |
-0.1315 |
205 |
1 |
89.69 |
2022-02-15 |
| 128. |
I turned back, and perceived a vast opaque body between me a... |
89.67 |
0.9923 |
-0.0730 |
308 |
1 |
89.67 |
2022-01-03 |
| 129. |
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong... |
89.56 |
0.9811 |
-0.0627 |
290 |
1 |
89.56 |
2021-12-18 |
| 130. |
People say I'm lazy, dreaming my life away. Well they give m... |
89.50 |
0.9986 |
-0.0813 |
174 |
1 |
89.50 |
2021-12-26 |
| 131. |
It is not knowledge, but the act of learning, not possession... |
89.43 |
1.0184 |
-0.1013 |
236 |
1 |
89.43 |
2022-05-16 |
| 132. |
Tell me how we're not alike, but we work so well and we don'... |
89.32 |
1.0659 |
-0.1507 |
242 |
1 |
89.32 |
2022-02-11 |
| 133. |
Welcome aboard the HMS majesty ship, where the drinks are fr... |
89.09 |
1.0102 |
-0.0974 |
257 |
1 |
89.09 |
2022-01-03 |
| 134. |
We all have such fateful objects - it may be a recurrent lan... |
89.02 |
0.9457 |
-0.0324 |
252 |
1 |
89.02 |
2022-02-10 |
| 135. |
So now I have to decide. Decide whether to let the world be ... |
88.57 |
1.0098 |
-0.1022 |
209 |
1 |
88.57 |
2022-02-15 |
| 136. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
88.52 |
0.9699 |
-0.0635 |
269 |
1 |
88.52 |
2021-12-26 |
| 137. |
Half the world was pulling on his colors, as nights turned i... |
88.31 |
0.9956 |
-0.0945 |
175 |
1 |
88.31 |
2022-01-04 |
| 138. |
Oh, you're leaving... I always knew that one day, this day w... |
88.24 |
1.0312 |
-0.1270 |
204 |
1 |
88.24 |
2022-05-13 |
| 139. |
I was standing all alone in the world outside. You were sear... |
88.18 |
1.0406 |
-0.1366 |
188 |
1 |
88.18 |
2022-01-04 |
| 140. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
88.05 |
0.9908 |
-0.0736 |
342 |
1 |
88.05 |
2022-02-11 |
| 141. |
Noontime, and I'm still pushing myself along the road, the d... |
87.95 |
1.0201 |
-0.1180 |
257 |
1 |
87.95 |
2022-01-04 |
| 142. |
Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... |
87.53 |
1.0232 |
-0.1096 |
350 |
1 |
87.53 |
2022-02-02 |
| 143. |
I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so th... |
87.24 |
1.0294 |
-0.1343 |
292 |
1 |
87.24 |
2022-01-03 |
| 144. |
I never wanted to be the man who loves children, but... from... |
86.80 |
1.0574 |
-0.1682 |
530 |
1 |
86.80 |
2021-12-18 |
| 145. |
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. From w... |
86.80 |
1.0573 |
-0.1672 |
248 |
1 |
86.80 |
2021-12-14 |
| 146. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
86.63 |
0.9710 |
-0.0840 |
173 |
1 |
86.63 |
2023-10-11 |
| 147. |
Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try... |
86.52 |
1.0542 |
-0.1675 |
434 |
1 |
86.52 |
2022-01-24 |
| 148. |
One of you go find the forest ranger. Since we're done with ... |
86.34 |
1.0345 |
-0.1490 |
309 |
1 |
86.34 |
2022-01-03 |
| 149. |
I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all d... |
85.94 |
1.0102 |
-0.1296 |
156 |
1 |
85.94 |
2021-12-18 |
| 150. |
Listen well, we are different than regular people because we... |
85.91 |
1.0335 |
-0.1492 |
507 |
1 |
85.91 |
2021-12-16 |
| 151. |
I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the wo... |
85.69 |
1.0886 |
-0.2101 |
163 |
1 |
85.69 |
2021-12-23 |
| 152. |
If any man is able to convince me and show me that I do not ... |
85.62 |
1.0430 |
-0.1662 |
213 |
1 |
85.62 |
2022-01-04 |
| 153. |
And let's remember that science isn't a game of chess, altho... |
85.22 |
1.0591 |
-0.1849 |
202 |
1 |
85.22 |
2021-12-18 |
| 154. |
Well, I can't recall one time in my life I've felt as lonely... |
85.11 |
1.0168 |
-0.1447 |
255 |
1 |
85.11 |
2021-12-16 |
| 155. |
It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a d... |
84.03 |
1.0615 |
-0.2008 |
210 |
1 |
84.03 |
2021-12-16 |
| 156. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
83.57 |
0.9841 |
-0.1285 |
334 |
1 |
83.57 |
2022-01-03 |
| 157. |
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine, he gets me my drink... |
82.78 |
1.0221 |
-0.1737 |
168 |
1 |
82.78 |
2022-02-11 |
| 158. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
82.64 |
1.0095 |
-0.1636 |
316 |
1 |
82.64 |
2022-06-28 |
| 159. |
For just one second, look at your life and see how perfect i... |
82.37 |
1.0621 |
-0.2179 |
328 |
1 |
82.37 |
2022-01-04 |
| 160. |
I wouldn't hold my breath if I was you, you broke my heart a... |
81.83 |
1.0220 |
-0.1876 |
158 |
1 |
81.83 |
2021-12-18 |
| 161. |
The Swarms have crushed the meager human resistance and laid... |
81.20 |
0.9197 |
-0.0875 |
297 |
1 |
81.20 |
2022-01-31 |
| 162. |
I heard some kids telling me, how they've lost faith in the ... |
80.58 |
1.0407 |
-0.2156 |
227 |
1 |
80.58 |
2022-01-03 |
| 163. |
Friends say I'm stupid and I'm out of my mind. But without y... |
79.95 |
1.0133 |
-0.1950 |
225 |
1 |
79.95 |
2022-01-31 |
| 164. |
I am Dracula and I welcome you to my house. I must apologize... |
79.73 |
0.9983 |
-0.1849 |
152 |
1 |
79.73 |
2021-12-14 |
| 165. |
It's too late to articulate it, that empty feeling. You shar... |
77.62 |
1.0431 |
-0.2463 |
243 |
1 |
77.62 |
2021-12-18 |
| 166. |
After my picture fades and darkness has turned to gray, watc... |
77.17 |
0.9966 |
-0.2054 |
171 |
1 |
77.17 |
2021-12-23 |
| 167. |
The kid in the back looked like he was ready to jump right o... |
76.88 |
0.9845 |
-0.1972 |
256 |
1 |
76.88 |
2021-12-14 |
| 168. |
Suppose you suggest to your husband that subsidized llama fa... |
74.86 |
0.9336 |
-0.1658 |
255 |
1 |
74.86 |
2022-01-24 |
| 169. |
It's strange, but the way you look right now sort of looks l... |
74.02 |
1.0081 |
-0.2531 |
165 |
1 |
74.02 |
2021-12-23 |
| 170. |
This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to... |
71.78 |
1.0254 |
-0.2900 |
163 |
1 |
71.78 |
2021-12-18 |