| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
But I really believe that there are more good people on this... |
132.73 |
1.1586 |
0.1405 |
157 |
1 |
132.73 |
2023-03-19 |
| 2. |
Look at the sky, the sun won't ask the world if it can rise.... |
123.86 |
1.1068 |
0.1070 |
266 |
1 |
123.86 |
2023-05-07 |
| 3. |
Gax is a name you should not give to your child at all. It's... |
121.28 |
1.0220 |
0.1704 |
230 |
1 |
121.28 |
2023-03-26 |
| 4. |
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a... |
119.24 |
1.0638 |
0.1048 |
332 |
1 |
119.24 |
2023-03-26 |
| 5. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
118.71 |
1.0993 |
0.0695 |
265 |
1 |
118.71 |
2023-03-19 |
| 6. |
Gold and rose, the color of the dream I had not too long ago... |
118.52 |
1.0575 |
0.1049 |
363 |
1 |
118.52 |
2023-03-26 |
| 7. |
All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to t... |
116.81 |
1.0645 |
0.0799 |
136 |
1 |
116.81 |
2023-03-11 |
| 8. |
In this world everything is governed by balance. There's wha... |
116.42 |
1.1288 |
0.0103 |
316 |
1 |
116.42 |
2023-03-22 |
| 9. |
'Cause when you love someone, you open up your heart. When y... |
114.81 |
1.0233 |
0.1025 |
191 |
1 |
114.81 |
2023-03-16 |
| 10. |
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where ... |
112.78 |
1.0723 |
0.0281 |
113 |
1 |
112.78 |
2023-03-26 |
| 11. |
Just because there are things I don't remember doesn't make ... |
112.63 |
1.0589 |
0.0487 |
151 |
1 |
112.63 |
2023-05-06 |
| 12. |
Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It ... |
112.59 |
1.0419 |
0.0659 |
242 |
1 |
112.59 |
2023-10-25 |
| 13. |
I can't perform under pressure. That's why I never play anyt... |
112.35 |
1.0092 |
0.0950 |
261 |
1 |
112.35 |
2023-03-26 |
| 14. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
111.77 |
1.0498 |
0.0483 |
180 |
1 |
111.77 |
2023-03-13 |
| 15. |
You spend your life in a dream that you can't escape, 'cause... |
111.56 |
1.0192 |
0.0737 |
206 |
1 |
111.56 |
2023-03-13 |
| 16. |
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty again... |
111.28 |
1.0212 |
0.0743 |
169 |
1 |
111.28 |
2023-03-26 |
| 17. |
I do this thing where I think I'm really sick, but I won't g... |
111.21 |
1.0886 |
-0.0008 |
286 |
1 |
111.21 |
2023-03-19 |
| 18. |
My wife deserves vengeance. Doesn't make a difference whethe... |
110.79 |
0.9955 |
0.0959 |
230 |
1 |
110.79 |
2023-03-19 |
| 19. |
There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapt... |
110.75 |
1.1057 |
-0.0205 |
282 |
1 |
110.75 |
2023-03-19 |
| 20. |
I do not deny that what happened to us is a thing worth laug... |
110.65 |
1.0754 |
0.0139 |
197 |
1 |
110.65 |
2023-03-11 |
| 21. |
I became yearbook photographer because I liked the idea that... |
110.62 |
1.0461 |
0.0411 |
193 |
1 |
110.62 |
2023-03-22 |
| 22. |
That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something p... |
110.53 |
1.0665 |
0.0320 |
278 |
1 |
110.53 |
2023-09-28 |
| 23. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
110.11 |
1.0334 |
0.0475 |
131 |
1 |
110.11 |
2023-03-17 |
| 24. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
109.71 |
1.0788 |
-0.0011 |
171 |
2 |
103.92 |
2023-03-19 |
| 25. |
And now the end is near, and so I face the final curtain. My... |
109.65 |
1.0281 |
0.0477 |
242 |
1 |
109.65 |
2023-03-19 |
| 26. |
A very dangerous scientific development, since I doubt wheth... |
109.48 |
0.9829 |
0.0955 |
146 |
1 |
109.48 |
2023-09-28 |
| 27. |
So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of... |
109.42 |
1.0111 |
0.0619 |
204 |
1 |
109.42 |
2023-03-22 |
| 28. |
There will be no more retribution, so you better not waste y... |
109.21 |
1.0958 |
-0.0226 |
189 |
1 |
109.21 |
2023-10-11 |
| 29. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
109.18 |
1.0577 |
0.0162 |
247 |
1 |
109.18 |
2023-03-13 |
| 30. |
The higher a man stands on the social ladder, the greater th... |
109.08 |
1.0699 |
0.0055 |
219 |
1 |
109.08 |
2023-03-22 |
| 31. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
108.52 |
1.0389 |
0.0294 |
318 |
1 |
108.52 |
2023-03-13 |
| 32. |
I don't know what you're talking about. I don't agree with w... |
108.18 |
1.0314 |
0.0278 |
186 |
1 |
108.18 |
2023-03-19 |
| 33. |
Sometimes she did not know what she feared, what she desired... |
108.04 |
1.0499 |
0.0128 |
173 |
1 |
108.04 |
2023-05-07 |
| 34. |
They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... |
107.76 |
1.0042 |
0.0924 |
352 |
1 |
107.76 |
2023-03-19 |
| 35. |
Just whistle while you work, and cheerfully together we can ... |
106.98 |
1.0583 |
-0.0087 |
355 |
1 |
106.98 |
2023-03-22 |
| 36. |
I have climbed the highest mountains, I have run through the... |
106.92 |
1.0120 |
0.0393 |
176 |
1 |
106.92 |
2023-03-26 |
| 37. |
Everyone is afraid of something. We fear things because we v... |
106.86 |
1.0477 |
-0.0018 |
249 |
1 |
106.86 |
2023-03-18 |
| 38. |
When you have children, you always have family. They will al... |
106.53 |
0.9884 |
0.0610 |
261 |
1 |
106.53 |
2023-05-14 |
| 39. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
106.48 |
1.0596 |
-0.0124 |
239 |
1 |
106.48 |
2023-03-27 |
| 40. |
There's a clocktower in Hereford, where the names of the dea... |
106.32 |
1.0328 |
0.0111 |
221 |
1 |
106.32 |
2023-03-19 |
| 41. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
106.08 |
0.9833 |
0.0628 |
355 |
1 |
106.08 |
2023-05-07 |
| 42. |
But when a man suspects any wrong, it sometimes happens that... |
105.77 |
1.0391 |
0.0019 |
169 |
1 |
105.77 |
2023-03-11 |
| 43. |
When the shoes first fell from the sky, he remembered thinki... |
105.56 |
1.0181 |
0.0197 |
170 |
1 |
105.56 |
2023-03-11 |
| 44. |
What were you thinking, telling me to change my game? This s... |
105.53 |
1.0303 |
0.0079 |
467 |
1 |
105.53 |
2023-03-18 |
| 45. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
105.49 |
1.0201 |
0.0189 |
303 |
1 |
105.49 |
2023-03-19 |
| 46. |
If we burn our wings flying too close to the sun; if the mom... |
105.47 |
1.0823 |
-0.0480 |
200 |
1 |
105.47 |
2023-03-18 |
| 47. |
Have you seen the old man in the closed down market, picking... |
105.13 |
1.0371 |
-0.0040 |
205 |
1 |
105.13 |
2023-03-17 |
| 48. |
And I will keep you safe and strong and shelter from the sto... |
105.08 |
1.0755 |
-0.0426 |
251 |
1 |
105.08 |
2023-03-22 |
| 49. |
Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try... |
105.01 |
1.0542 |
-0.0229 |
434 |
1 |
105.01 |
2023-03-13 |
| 50. |
Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's ... |
104.92 |
1.0254 |
0.0028 |
163 |
2 |
96.24 |
2023-03-26 |
| 51. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
104.74 |
1.0165 |
0.0146 |
392 |
1 |
104.74 |
2023-03-13 |
| 52. |
Three hidden keys open three secret gates wherein the errant... |
104.70 |
1.0267 |
0.0054 |
187 |
1 |
104.70 |
2023-03-19 |
| 53. |
I couldn't forgive him or like him, but I saw that what he h... |
104.60 |
1.0210 |
0.0097 |
386 |
1 |
104.60 |
2023-03-12 |
| 54. |
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene. I said,... |
104.57 |
1.0438 |
-0.0203 |
380 |
1 |
104.57 |
2023-03-13 |
| 55. |
Kazi tells me stories about you once in a while. I hardly as... |
104.42 |
1.0064 |
0.0085 |
181 |
1 |
104.42 |
2023-03-17 |
| 56. |
Wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due resp... |
104.39 |
1.0313 |
-0.0057 |
389 |
2 |
102.53 |
2023-03-19 |
| 57. |
A life is made up of a great number of small incidents and a... |
104.22 |
0.9848 |
0.0411 |
305 |
1 |
104.22 |
2023-03-17 |
| 58. |
We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who b... |
104.22 |
1.0017 |
0.0241 |
157 |
1 |
104.22 |
2023-03-19 |
| 59. |
There's an old man called the Mississippi, that's the old ma... |
103.96 |
1.0147 |
0.0021 |
440 |
1 |
103.96 |
2023-05-06 |
| 60. |
That woman has to show you're a fraud, but as far as the wor... |
103.75 |
1.0100 |
0.0083 |
213 |
1 |
103.75 |
2023-03-17 |
| 61. |
If the children don't grow up, our bodies get bigger but our... |
103.74 |
1.0181 |
0.0014 |
203 |
1 |
103.74 |
2023-03-26 |
| 62. |
That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want t... |
103.72 |
1.0022 |
0.0147 |
177 |
1 |
103.72 |
2023-03-19 |
| 63. |
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend somewhere along in the... |
103.50 |
1.0388 |
-0.0334 |
149 |
1 |
103.50 |
2023-10-25 |
| 64. |
She couldn't understand a vocation. Some people can't; at be... |
103.42 |
0.9451 |
0.0713 |
138 |
1 |
103.42 |
2023-03-13 |
| 65. |
Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in fro... |
103.39 |
1.0508 |
-0.0326 |
522 |
1 |
103.39 |
2023-03-13 |
| 66. |
I don't think it really helped me, in my love life, my nasce... |
103.34 |
1.0064 |
0.0032 |
169 |
1 |
103.34 |
2023-03-17 |
| 67. |
I only lose my fear when I run. I won't lose a tear when I r... |
103.10 |
1.0715 |
-0.0617 |
131 |
1 |
103.10 |
2023-03-17 |
| 68. |
I don't believe you commissioned me to make an offer on the ... |
102.96 |
1.0165 |
-0.0063 |
161 |
1 |
102.96 |
2023-03-22 |
| 69. |
I must wait for the sunrise, I must think of a new life and ... |
102.86 |
1.0528 |
-0.0434 |
183 |
1 |
102.86 |
2023-03-18 |
| 70. |
He said someone needs to make a record of the things that wi... |
102.85 |
1.0346 |
-0.0255 |
476 |
1 |
102.85 |
2023-03-12 |
| 71. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
102.73 |
1.0719 |
-0.0333 |
360 |
1 |
102.73 |
2023-03-18 |
| 72. |
Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had ... |
102.67 |
1.0396 |
-0.0320 |
317 |
1 |
102.67 |
2023-04-20 |
| 73. |
The capacity to love is determined by the fact that man is r... |
102.52 |
1.0730 |
-0.0697 |
219 |
1 |
102.52 |
2023-03-13 |
| 74. |
There are those who say that the world is like a calm pond, ... |
102.29 |
1.0257 |
-0.0160 |
660 |
1 |
102.29 |
2023-03-19 |
| 75. |
People aren't as complex as you think they are. They're simp... |
102.24 |
1.0728 |
-0.0738 |
237 |
1 |
102.24 |
2023-03-19 |
| 76. |
Are you even listening? Look at me! These kids believe in yo... |
102.00 |
1.0435 |
-0.0454 |
343 |
1 |
102.00 |
2023-03-19 |
| 77. |
We acquire a taste for salt. By consuming less salt, we can ... |
101.90 |
0.9958 |
0.0100 |
412 |
1 |
101.90 |
2023-03-16 |
| 78. |
I don't know what it is about you, but I feel like myself wh... |
101.89 |
1.0539 |
-0.0589 |
186 |
1 |
101.89 |
2023-03-17 |
| 79. |
I am going to keep on defying you. I am going to shame you w... |
101.73 |
1.0688 |
-0.0723 |
426 |
1 |
101.73 |
2023-03-22 |
| 80. |
When we got to the Mint I parked on the street in front of t... |
101.49 |
1.0462 |
-0.0473 |
158 |
1 |
101.49 |
2023-03-19 |
| 81. |
You know, when you feel this sting of losing, you have to re... |
101.34 |
1.0784 |
-0.0876 |
334 |
2 |
100.45 |
2023-03-12 |
| 82. |
You know that I write slowly. This is chiefly because I am n... |
101.28 |
1.0138 |
-0.0195 |
192 |
1 |
101.28 |
2023-03-19 |
| 83. |
She did not tell them to clean up their lives, or go and sin... |
100.81 |
1.1457 |
-0.1331 |
311 |
1 |
100.81 |
2023-03-11 |
| 84. |
The point is that if you are a little different, or a little... |
100.77 |
1.0975 |
-0.1075 |
163 |
1 |
100.77 |
2023-03-22 |
| 85. |
I think we could do it if we tried, if only to say, you're m... |
100.75 |
1.0416 |
-0.0677 |
276 |
1 |
100.75 |
2023-03-13 |
| 86. |
Eating, bathing, having a girlfriend, having an active socia... |
100.52 |
1.0328 |
-0.0453 |
216 |
1 |
100.52 |
2023-03-26 |
| 87. |
It is a telling testament of the rich and far-reaching natur... |
100.44 |
1.0337 |
-0.0476 |
404 |
1 |
100.44 |
2023-03-22 |
| 88. |
She said that she had just joined up as a new recruit. She s... |
100.43 |
1.0208 |
-0.0338 |
230 |
1 |
100.43 |
2023-03-13 |
| 89. |
You, the people, have the power. The power to create machine... |
100.40 |
1.0612 |
-0.0795 |
390 |
1 |
100.40 |
2023-03-17 |
| 90. |
You and Marshall belong together. The two of you have someth... |
100.34 |
1.0915 |
-0.1093 |
389 |
1 |
100.34 |
2023-03-13 |
| 91. |
A freedom fighter learns the hard way that it is the oppress... |
100.16 |
1.0617 |
-0.0749 |
247 |
1 |
100.16 |
2023-05-07 |
| 92. |
I could tell from the set of his lips, he would say no more ... |
100.01 |
1.0277 |
-0.0451 |
333 |
1 |
100.01 |
2023-03-13 |
| 93. |
There was something in her, something that was... Pure Horro... |
99.89 |
1.0342 |
-0.0585 |
210 |
1 |
99.89 |
2023-03-17 |
| 94. |
These nights are endless, and a man can sleep through them, ... |
99.89 |
1.0635 |
-0.0802 |
359 |
1 |
99.89 |
2023-03-17 |
| 95. |
No matter how a program twists and turns to get out of itsel... |
99.88 |
1.0094 |
-0.0258 |
238 |
1 |
99.88 |
2023-05-06 |
| 96. |
Anyway, it's best not to think about them, as if you do it m... |
99.77 |
1.0542 |
-0.0716 |
442 |
1 |
99.77 |
2023-03-26 |
| 97. |
What we do know is that, as the chemical window closed, anot... |
99.68 |
1.0216 |
-0.0436 |
302 |
1 |
99.68 |
2023-03-19 |
| 98. |
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go. So mak... |
99.63 |
1.0607 |
-0.0828 |
249 |
1 |
99.63 |
2023-03-26 |
| 99. |
It seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that la... |
99.33 |
1.0884 |
-0.1125 |
360 |
1 |
99.33 |
2023-03-11 |
| 100. |
Hackers penetrate and ravage delicate public and privately o... |
99.27 |
0.9986 |
-0.0245 |
189 |
1 |
99.27 |
2023-03-19 |
| 101. |
It used to be risky for a scientist to assert that anything ... |
99.15 |
1.0167 |
-0.0428 |
217 |
1 |
99.15 |
2023-03-13 |
| 102. |
Last night I wanted to take a sleeping pill, and then, I tho... |
99.08 |
1.0138 |
-0.0456 |
534 |
1 |
99.08 |
2023-03-12 |
| 103. |
I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. Af... |
98.95 |
1.0417 |
-0.0728 |
191 |
1 |
98.95 |
2023-03-19 |
| 104. |
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like... |
98.95 |
1.0335 |
-0.0611 |
294 |
1 |
98.95 |
2023-03-19 |
| 105. |
The truth is... I think that we should stay, and if - and if... |
98.91 |
1.0449 |
-0.0746 |
326 |
2 |
93.71 |
2023-03-21 |
| 106. |
I don't know. It's like no one cares that I'm gone. They sho... |
98.82 |
1.0586 |
-0.0881 |
622 |
1 |
98.82 |
2023-03-17 |
| 107. |
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anyt... |
98.68 |
0.9721 |
0.0005 |
306 |
1 |
98.68 |
2023-03-11 |
| 108. |
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very lit... |
98.33 |
1.0009 |
-0.0388 |
584 |
1 |
98.33 |
2023-03-18 |
| 109. |
It was a strange feeling, holding the rifle. It somehow remo... |
98.09 |
1.0435 |
-0.0783 |
441 |
1 |
98.09 |
2023-03-17 |
| 110. |
It's the wanting you, never getting you. Keeps me wanting yo... |
98.06 |
1.0016 |
-0.0389 |
308 |
1 |
98.06 |
2023-03-11 |
| 111. |
It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best... |
97.85 |
1.0561 |
-0.0951 |
264 |
1 |
97.85 |
2023-03-19 |
| 112. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
97.77 |
1.0567 |
-0.0948 |
303 |
1 |
97.77 |
2023-03-11 |
| 113. |
I saw a strange thing today. Some rebels were being arrested... |
97.64 |
1.0101 |
-0.0495 |
211 |
1 |
97.64 |
2023-03-12 |
| 114. |
Hey you, out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old,... |
97.62 |
1.0219 |
-0.0657 |
236 |
1 |
97.62 |
2023-10-11 |
| 115. |
With gene therapy, we can remove those genes which we know m... |
97.61 |
1.0369 |
-0.0763 |
195 |
1 |
97.61 |
2023-03-19 |
| 116. |
I had a painting teacher once tell me that, the difference b... |
97.37 |
1.0362 |
-0.0838 |
241 |
1 |
97.37 |
2023-05-14 |
| 117. |
He'd been terrified of dying his entire life, and as much as... |
97.37 |
1.0250 |
-0.0671 |
614 |
1 |
97.37 |
2023-03-17 |
| 118. |
I don't give a damn, except that I get bored sometimes when ... |
97.36 |
1.0502 |
-0.0776 |
201 |
1 |
97.36 |
2023-03-11 |
| 119. |
Sam was the only member of the party who had not been over t... |
97.31 |
1.0668 |
-0.1144 |
212 |
2 |
97.01 |
2023-03-17 |
| 120. |
And in the end I think I've learned the final lesson from my... |
97.29 |
1.0509 |
-0.1004 |
361 |
1 |
97.29 |
2023-03-11 |
| 121. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
96.83 |
1.0595 |
-0.1080 |
379 |
1 |
96.83 |
2023-03-19 |
| 122. |
Hey, Baby, you know it's funny. Even though I heard it so ma... |
96.77 |
1.0491 |
-0.1024 |
348 |
1 |
96.77 |
2023-03-19 |
| 123. |
Source routing is a way of moving a packet through a network... |
96.38 |
1.0494 |
-0.0989 |
408 |
1 |
96.38 |
2023-03-16 |
| 124. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
96.31 |
0.8961 |
0.0514 |
189 |
1 |
96.31 |
2023-05-07 |
| 125. |
You've undoubtedly noticed how some authors go to so much tr... |
96.12 |
1.0255 |
-0.0789 |
320 |
1 |
96.12 |
2023-09-12 |
| 126. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
96.05 |
1.0141 |
-0.0377 |
304 |
1 |
96.05 |
2023-03-18 |
| 127. |
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will b... |
95.72 |
1.0444 |
-0.1037 |
186 |
1 |
95.72 |
2023-03-20 |
| 128. |
One way to combat the horizon effect is to continue search w... |
95.70 |
0.9775 |
-0.0356 |
191 |
1 |
95.70 |
2023-05-30 |
| 129. |
Reach out your hand if your cup be empty. If your cup is ful... |
95.07 |
1.0655 |
-0.1466 |
154 |
1 |
95.07 |
2023-03-17 |
| 130. |
Under such circumstances I naturally gravitated to London, t... |
94.87 |
0.9442 |
-0.0098 |
157 |
1 |
94.87 |
2023-03-29 |
| 131. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
94.60 |
1.0058 |
-0.0622 |
411 |
1 |
94.60 |
2023-03-13 |
| 132. |
From the time I was really little - maybe just a few months ... |
94.55 |
0.9549 |
-0.0237 |
402 |
1 |
94.55 |
2023-05-07 |
| 133. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
94.43 |
1.0201 |
-0.0907 |
375 |
1 |
94.43 |
2023-03-17 |
| 134. |
It's hard to believe when your mind is lost and in need, and... |
93.99 |
1.0551 |
-0.1319 |
349 |
1 |
93.99 |
2023-03-13 |
| 135. |
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy ... |
93.91 |
1.0197 |
-0.0988 |
150 |
1 |
93.91 |
2023-03-19 |
| 136. |
The Canadians were glad to keep mum. The scheme would boost ... |
93.85 |
0.9603 |
-0.0371 |
215 |
1 |
93.85 |
2023-03-19 |
| 137. |
Where I come from, there's a terrible drought. We saw pictur... |
93.74 |
0.9596 |
-0.0390 |
169 |
1 |
93.74 |
2023-03-12 |
| 138. |
Punishment and negative reinforcement are opposites. Punishm... |
93.00 |
1.0338 |
-0.1150 |
338 |
1 |
93.00 |
2023-03-11 |
| 139. |
Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening,... |
92.86 |
0.9997 |
-0.0866 |
262 |
1 |
92.86 |
2023-03-12 |
| 140. |
It may sound trite to you but I have found myself again afte... |
91.92 |
1.0541 |
-0.1509 |
440 |
1 |
91.92 |
2023-03-19 |
| 141. |
So don't be afraid; your heart is in me, and it's racing so ... |
91.52 |
0.9833 |
-0.0847 |
150 |
1 |
91.52 |
2023-03-19 |
| 142. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
91.43 |
1.0117 |
-0.0689 |
297 |
1 |
91.43 |
2023-03-17 |
| 143. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
91.00 |
1.0483 |
-0.1556 |
227 |
1 |
91.00 |
2023-03-17 |
| 144. |
Imagine for a moment that among humans some people can fly. ... |
90.99 |
1.0449 |
-0.1481 |
619 |
1 |
90.99 |
2023-03-13 |
| 145. |
But I'll tell you something: I think you're magicians becaus... |
90.86 |
1.0320 |
-0.1393 |
641 |
1 |
90.86 |
2023-03-11 |
| 146. |
Let's just say this: you will feel the fear and pain known o... |
90.79 |
1.0356 |
-0.1464 |
293 |
1 |
90.79 |
2023-03-12 |
| 147. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
90.59 |
0.8981 |
-0.0052 |
393 |
1 |
90.59 |
2023-03-11 |
| 148. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
90.50 |
0.9330 |
-0.0418 |
360 |
1 |
90.50 |
2023-03-22 |
| 149. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
90.18 |
0.9371 |
-0.0118 |
318 |
1 |
90.18 |
2023-09-28 |
| 150. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
89.88 |
0.9841 |
-0.1008 |
334 |
1 |
89.88 |
2023-03-22 |
| 151. |
Well, by the second morning I was out of food. The third day... |
89.72 |
1.0084 |
-0.1288 |
248 |
1 |
89.72 |
2023-03-13 |
| 152. |
I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation and the... |
89.17 |
1.0976 |
-0.2239 |
191 |
1 |
89.17 |
2023-03-13 |
| 153. |
I have these thoughts so often, I ought to replace that slot... |
89.11 |
0.9871 |
-0.1222 |
151 |
1 |
89.11 |
2023-03-16 |
| 154. |
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. You d... |
88.91 |
1.0369 |
-0.1667 |
244 |
1 |
88.91 |
2023-03-11 |
| 155. |
Every night, I live and die, feel the party to my bones. Wat... |
88.89 |
1.0165 |
-0.1462 |
169 |
1 |
88.89 |
2023-03-13 |
| 156. |
But this rough magic I here abjure, and when I have required... |
88.83 |
0.9822 |
-0.1095 |
284 |
1 |
88.83 |
2023-03-17 |
| 157. |
What do you do with the mad that you feel, when you feel so ... |
88.38 |
1.0420 |
-0.1768 |
301 |
1 |
88.38 |
2023-03-17 |
| 158. |
For example, by owning your own corporation, your vacations ... |
88.34 |
0.9725 |
-0.0592 |
279 |
1 |
88.34 |
2023-03-17 |
| 159. |
Alright, we got the wine. Aren't we lucky? We got wine. Whoo... |
87.95 |
0.8929 |
-0.0353 |
169 |
1 |
87.95 |
2023-03-26 |
| 160. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
87.68 |
1.1081 |
-0.2102 |
206 |
1 |
87.68 |
2023-03-11 |
| 161. |
You should just get a van. With a van, it's like you've got ... |
86.05 |
0.9709 |
-0.1279 |
201 |
1 |
86.05 |
2023-03-12 |
| 162. |
I've paid my dues time after time. I've done my sentence but... |
85.60 |
1.0133 |
-0.1775 |
183 |
1 |
85.60 |
2023-03-12 |
| 163. |
Man, in his incredible ignorance, displays astonishing ingen... |
85.46 |
0.9311 |
-0.1117 |
144 |
1 |
85.46 |
2023-03-13 |
| 164. |
Unlike marbles, people don't just roll with it when you try ... |
85.26 |
1.0215 |
-0.1918 |
266 |
1 |
85.26 |
2023-03-21 |
| 165. |
Don't worry. That suit represents the latest advances in pol... |
85.06 |
0.9217 |
-0.0865 |
198 |
1 |
85.06 |
2023-05-07 |
| 166. |
In the past, all a King had to do was look respectable in un... |
84.70 |
0.9745 |
-0.1436 |
253 |
1 |
84.70 |
2023-03-12 |
| 167. |
Fireflies, a million little pieces, feeds the dying light, a... |
84.24 |
1.0022 |
-0.1788 |
191 |
1 |
84.24 |
2023-09-28 |
| 168. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
83.15 |
0.8382 |
-0.0198 |
268 |
1 |
83.15 |
2023-03-11 |
| 169. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
81.55 |
1.0213 |
-0.2219 |
240 |
1 |
81.55 |
2023-03-14 |
| 170. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
78.47 |
0.9251 |
-0.1498 |
177 |
1 |
78.47 |
2023-09-28 |