Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Yeah it's you, you're the one that makes me feel right. I've... |
87.33 |
1.0708 |
0.7725 |
174 |
1 |
87.33 |
2021-11-14 |
2. |
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she'... |
87.06 |
1.0592 |
0.7784 |
192 |
1 |
87.06 |
2025-04-07 |
3. |
I don't know what it is that makes me love you so. I only kn... |
83.87 |
1.0935 |
0.6768 |
181 |
1 |
83.87 |
2021-11-14 |
4. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
78.99 |
1.0214 |
0.6459 |
281 |
1 |
78.99 |
2025-04-07 |
5. |
What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every d... |
77.72 |
1.0389 |
0.6015 |
118 |
1 |
77.72 |
2020-01-14 |
6. |
Patience, he thought. So much of this was patience - waiting... |
77.45 |
1.0665 |
0.5682 |
168 |
1 |
77.45 |
2021-11-14 |
7. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
77.32 |
1.0795 |
0.5525 |
226 |
1 |
77.32 |
2025-04-07 |
8. |
Teachers never die. They live in your memory forever. They w... |
75.91 |
1.0567 |
0.5455 |
359 |
1 |
75.91 |
2021-09-17 |
9. |
I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies wer... |
74.84 |
1.0578 |
0.5219 |
281 |
1 |
74.84 |
2021-09-17 |
10. |
Formerly, when I would feel a desire to understand someone, ... |
74.10 |
1.0642 |
0.4998 |
213 |
1 |
74.10 |
2021-09-17 |
11. |
English factories make the cloth that makes our poverty. All... |
73.32 |
1.0395 |
0.5081 |
232 |
1 |
73.32 |
2025-04-07 |
12. |
Our customers are nervous about financial decisions because ... |
73.30 |
1.0144 |
0.5328 |
224 |
1 |
73.30 |
2021-09-17 |
13. |
It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or... |
72.98 |
1.0254 |
0.5150 |
308 |
1 |
72.98 |
2021-11-14 |
14. |
Often, after the first years of marriage, the husband seems ... |
72.96 |
1.0496 |
0.4904 |
217 |
1 |
72.96 |
2020-01-13 |
15. |
Take a look inside your heart, is there any room for me? I w... |
72.69 |
1.0689 |
0.4654 |
202 |
1 |
72.69 |
2025-04-07 |
16. |
I hope you will love your baby. I hope it will be a boy. Tha... |
72.36 |
0.9864 |
0.5409 |
243 |
1 |
72.36 |
2021-11-14 |
17. |
You could not live with your own failure. And where did that... |
71.34 |
1.0719 |
0.4339 |
329 |
1 |
71.34 |
2021-11-14 |
18. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
70.95 |
1.0574 |
0.4402 |
205 |
1 |
70.95 |
2025-04-07 |
19. |
It doesn't matter where you go or what you do, I want to spe... |
70.53 |
1.1125 |
0.3762 |
186 |
1 |
70.53 |
2020-01-14 |
20. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
70.01 |
1.0284 |
0.4493 |
282 |
1 |
70.01 |
2025-04-07 |
21. |
I was selfish to assume you loved me more than you loved you... |
69.69 |
1.0095 |
0.4615 |
103 |
1 |
69.69 |
2020-01-14 |
22. |
The way you wear your hat, the way you sip your tea, the mem... |
69.60 |
1.0382 |
0.4309 |
248 |
1 |
69.60 |
2021-09-17 |
23. |
In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will st... |
69.39 |
0.9669 |
0.4977 |
144 |
1 |
69.39 |
2020-01-13 |
24. |
Long ago, when man was young and the dragon already old, the... |
69.18 |
1.0071 |
0.4531 |
627 |
1 |
69.18 |
2025-04-07 |
25. |
Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary, ... |
68.90 |
0.9596 |
0.4947 |
140 |
1 |
68.90 |
2025-04-07 |
26. |
Close your eyes in the night and I'll be right in front of y... |
68.79 |
1.0128 |
0.4392 |
347 |
1 |
68.79 |
2021-09-17 |
27. |
Light up your face with gladness. Hide every trace of sadnes... |
68.75 |
1.0156 |
0.4355 |
234 |
1 |
68.75 |
2021-11-14 |
28. |
No one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a m... |
68.75 |
1.0505 |
0.4006 |
162 |
1 |
68.75 |
2017-04-28 |
29. |
Coffee in the morning, you and the sun. There's a brown hue ... |
68.66 |
1.0404 |
0.4088 |
223 |
1 |
68.66 |
2025-04-07 |
30. |
Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is s... |
68.21 |
0.9437 |
0.4960 |
186 |
1 |
68.21 |
2020-01-14 |
31. |
Mother used to say that however miserable one is, there's al... |
67.97 |
1.0709 |
0.3638 |
189 |
1 |
67.97 |
2020-01-14 |
32. |
It's amazing. You want me to be honest? The favoritism Tony ... |
67.56 |
0.9059 |
0.5201 |
201 |
1 |
67.56 |
2020-01-13 |
33. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
67.27 |
1.0088 |
0.4111 |
396 |
1 |
67.27 |
2025-04-07 |
34. |
Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... |
66.46 |
0.9905 |
0.4123 |
337 |
1 |
66.46 |
2025-04-07 |
35. |
Sometimes I wonder why I spend the lonely nights dreaming of... |
66.36 |
1.0299 |
0.3708 |
257 |
1 |
66.36 |
2020-01-14 |
36. |
The point is that the firm-foundation theory relies on some ... |
66.27 |
1.0609 |
0.3379 |
200 |
1 |
66.27 |
2025-04-07 |
37. |
Outside of two men on a train platform there's nothing in si... |
65.36 |
1.0564 |
0.3232 |
235 |
1 |
65.36 |
2017-04-28 |
38. |
For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection ... |
65.15 |
0.9907 |
0.3844 |
260 |
1 |
65.15 |
2020-01-10 |
39. |
The things we do outlast our mortality. The things we do are... |
64.83 |
0.9917 |
0.3767 |
293 |
1 |
64.83 |
2017-04-28 |
40. |
I've always felt there's something inherently psychopathic a... |
63.69 |
0.9692 |
0.3751 |
274 |
1 |
63.69 |
2020-01-14 |
41. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
63.11 |
1.0154 |
0.3167 |
351 |
2 |
55.49 |
2025-04-07 |
42. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
62.53 |
1.0013 |
0.3185 |
273 |
1 |
62.53 |
2021-11-14 |
43. |
It is important to notice that tolerance requires work. If p... |
62.49 |
0.9759 |
0.3431 |
471 |
1 |
62.49 |
2020-01-14 |
44. |
"Have I told you how hideous you look tonight?" Cardan asks,... |
62.15 |
0.8550 |
0.4568 |
251 |
1 |
62.15 |
2020-01-13 |
45. |
Err, what would Uncle say? Sometimes clouds have two sides, ... |
61.73 |
0.9342 |
0.3687 |
208 |
1 |
61.73 |
2020-01-10 |
46. |
Eating, bathing, having a girlfriend, having an active socia... |
61.50 |
1.0328 |
0.2653 |
216 |
1 |
61.50 |
2020-01-14 |
47. |
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong... |
60.44 |
0.9811 |
0.2946 |
290 |
1 |
60.44 |
2017-04-28 |
48. |
All the times that I've cried, keeping all the things I knew... |
60.27 |
1.0472 |
0.2249 |
229 |
1 |
60.27 |
2020-01-14 |
49. |
Franky Four Fingers: "I have stones to sell, fat to chew, an... |
59.19 |
0.8636 |
0.3857 |
256 |
1 |
59.19 |
2025-04-07 |
50. |
If you begin to repeat an error, or if your concentration or... |
59.15 |
0.9505 |
0.2980 |
204 |
1 |
59.15 |
2012-08-24 |
51. |
She took a deep breath. "Do you remember I told you he's an ... |
57.62 |
0.8842 |
0.3320 |
155 |
1 |
57.62 |
2020-01-14 |
52. |
You know, Michael; now that you're so respectable, I think y... |
56.99 |
0.9978 |
0.2051 |
150 |
1 |
56.99 |
2020-01-14 |
53. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
56.33 |
1.0711 |
0.1179 |
213 |
1 |
56.33 |
2011-04-22 |
54. |
And when he rode past I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn ... |
55.42 |
1.0602 |
0.1096 |
389 |
1 |
55.42 |
2013-12-05 |
55. |
Because most of the 150,000 tons of gold ever mined is still... |
54.71 |
0.9303 |
0.2245 |
176 |
1 |
54.71 |
2011-06-19 |
56. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
53.75 |
1.0131 |
0.1214 |
225 |
3 |
47.34 |
2011-04-23 |
57. |
The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... |
53.24 |
0.9567 |
0.1670 |
184 |
1 |
53.24 |
2013-12-05 |
58. |
In 1972, domestic oil production peaked and then began its i... |
53.03 |
0.8442 |
0.2751 |
265 |
1 |
53.03 |
2017-04-28 |
59. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
52.58 |
1.0117 |
0.0981 |
297 |
2 |
49.67 |
2013-12-05 |
60. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
52.27 |
1.0799 |
0.0234 |
243 |
1 |
52.27 |
2013-12-05 |
61. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
51.03 |
0.9612 |
0.1159 |
256 |
1 |
51.03 |
2011-04-22 |
62. |
For thirty years, I've sailed the seas and seen good and bad... |
51.01 |
0.9146 |
0.1621 |
305 |
1 |
51.01 |
2017-04-28 |
63. |
"Look, you hassle me, you see what happens," Tyrone makes to... |
50.78 |
0.8224 |
0.2494 |
468 |
1 |
50.78 |
2020-01-13 |
64. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
50.33 |
1.0099 |
0.0524 |
207 |
1 |
50.33 |
2011-04-22 |
65. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
49.71 |
1.0668 |
-0.0176 |
350 |
1 |
49.71 |
2012-03-27 |
66. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
49.55 |
0.9731 |
0.0728 |
129 |
2 |
42.84 |
2009-07-15 |
67. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
49.36 |
1.0288 |
0.0130 |
300 |
1 |
49.36 |
2011-05-20 |
68. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
49.32 |
1.0863 |
-0.0453 |
210 |
1 |
49.32 |
2013-12-05 |
69. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
49.26 |
1.0506 |
-0.0109 |
277 |
1 |
49.26 |
2012-03-27 |
70. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
48.71 |
0.9485 |
0.0796 |
236 |
1 |
48.71 |
2011-05-20 |
71. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
48.51 |
0.9820 |
0.0419 |
267 |
1 |
48.51 |
2013-12-05 |
72. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
47.83 |
1.0534 |
-0.0438 |
357 |
1 |
47.83 |
2013-12-05 |
73. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
47.77 |
0.8919 |
0.1164 |
205 |
2 |
38.46 |
2012-03-27 |
74. |
If the driver would only slow down, the car would actually g... |
47.73 |
0.8842 |
0.1232 |
135 |
1 |
47.73 |
2012-03-27 |
75. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
47.46 |
1.0169 |
-0.0152 |
346 |
1 |
47.46 |
2011-06-19 |
76. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
46.73 |
1.1162 |
-0.1299 |
189 |
1 |
46.73 |
2011-05-20 |
77. |
To wash down your chicken nuggets with virtually any soft dr... |
46.53 |
0.9504 |
0.0317 |
263 |
1 |
46.53 |
2011-05-20 |
78. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
46.28 |
0.8353 |
0.1415 |
283 |
1 |
46.28 |
2017-04-28 |
79. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
46.12 |
0.8956 |
0.0779 |
322 |
1 |
46.12 |
2011-06-19 |
80. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
45.45 |
1.0203 |
-0.0610 |
261 |
3 |
36.98 |
2011-04-22 |
81. |
Dropping through sky, through the glass of the roof, through... |
45.30 |
0.9688 |
-0.0126 |
217 |
1 |
45.30 |
2011-04-22 |
82. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
44.99 |
0.9734 |
-0.0238 |
289 |
1 |
44.99 |
2012-03-27 |
83. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
44.78 |
1.0462 |
-0.1010 |
184 |
3 |
39.09 |
2009-12-07 |
84. |
Two years ago this property cost one million pounds. Today, ... |
44.59 |
0.8289 |
0.1123 |
304 |
1 |
44.59 |
2011-04-22 |
85. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
44.23 |
0.9068 |
0.0268 |
269 |
1 |
44.23 |
2011-04-22 |
86. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
43.26 |
0.9916 |
-0.0785 |
282 |
1 |
43.26 |
2013-12-05 |
87. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
42.68 |
0.9372 |
-0.0363 |
320 |
1 |
42.68 |
2012-03-27 |
88. |
I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... |
42.45 |
1.0151 |
-0.1191 |
152 |
1 |
42.45 |
2011-04-22 |
89. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
42.23 |
1.0201 |
-0.1287 |
172 |
2 |
37.34 |
2009-12-07 |
90. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
41.98 |
1.0521 |
-0.1660 |
171 |
1 |
41.98 |
2009-07-13 |
91. |
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place where as a child I'... |
41.71 |
0.8936 |
-0.0132 |
127 |
2 |
37.56 |
2009-07-13 |
92. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
40.84 |
1.0083 |
-0.1463 |
273 |
1 |
40.84 |
2012-03-27 |
93. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
39.76 |
0.8553 |
-0.0161 |
174 |
2 |
36.48 |
2017-04-28 |
94. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
39.70 |
1.0029 |
-0.1649 |
209 |
2 |
38.82 |
2009-12-08 |
95. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
39.46 |
1.0218 |
-0.1889 |
268 |
1 |
39.46 |
2009-07-15 |
96. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
39.42 |
0.8153 |
0.0167 |
200 |
2 |
38.75 |
2009-07-13 |
97. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
39.26 |
1.0498 |
-0.2211 |
180 |
1 |
39.26 |
2009-07-13 |
98. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
39.22 |
1.0120 |
-0.1842 |
290 |
1 |
39.22 |
2009-07-13 |
99. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
39.21 |
1.0528 |
-0.2252 |
201 |
1 |
39.21 |
2011-04-23 |
100. |
The typewriter had a problem, though. Try to type quickly on... |
39.04 |
0.8791 |
-0.0551 |
190 |
1 |
39.04 |
2009-07-16 |
101. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
38.40 |
0.8900 |
-0.0795 |
164 |
3 |
37.07 |
2009-07-15 |
102. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
38.27 |
0.9991 |
-0.1913 |
225 |
1 |
38.27 |
2009-07-13 |
103. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
38.05 |
1.0788 |
-0.2757 |
171 |
1 |
38.05 |
2009-07-13 |
104. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
37.93 |
0.9798 |
-0.1792 |
199 |
1 |
37.93 |
2011-05-20 |
105. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
37.89 |
1.0331 |
-0.2334 |
234 |
2 |
36.86 |
2009-12-08 |
106. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
37.61 |
0.9965 |
-0.2027 |
168 |
1 |
37.61 |
2009-07-13 |
107. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
37.38 |
1.0214 |
-0.2324 |
269 |
2 |
37.07 |
2009-07-17 |
108. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
37.26 |
1.0797 |
-0.2932 |
210 |
1 |
37.26 |
2009-05-21 |
109. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
37.22 |
0.9899 |
-0.2043 |
163 |
1 |
37.22 |
2009-07-13 |
110. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
37.22 |
1.0183 |
-0.2327 |
191 |
1 |
37.22 |
2009-07-13 |
111. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
37.20 |
1.0138 |
-0.2286 |
231 |
1 |
37.20 |
2009-12-08 |
112. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
37.19 |
0.9772 |
-0.1922 |
217 |
3 |
32.52 |
2009-05-21 |
113. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
37.17 |
0.8956 |
-0.1110 |
217 |
1 |
37.17 |
2009-07-13 |
114. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
36.80 |
1.0334 |
-0.2567 |
131 |
2 |
35.64 |
2009-12-07 |
115. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
36.61 |
1.0487 |
-0.2760 |
231 |
1 |
36.61 |
2009-05-20 |
116. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
36.29 |
1.0565 |
-0.2905 |
247 |
1 |
36.29 |
2009-05-21 |
117. |
Your ring finger is the most difficult of all fingers to con... |
35.97 |
0.9884 |
-0.2292 |
262 |
1 |
35.97 |
2009-07-13 |
118. |
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans... |
35.62 |
0.8573 |
-0.1055 |
270 |
1 |
35.62 |
2009-07-13 |
119. |
All typewriters are adjusted to type 6 lines to the inch fro... |
35.39 |
0.7690 |
-0.0220 |
142 |
1 |
35.39 |
2009-07-13 |
120. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
35.30 |
0.9128 |
-0.1677 |
133 |
1 |
35.30 |
2009-12-07 |
121. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
34.95 |
0.9125 |
-0.1748 |
308 |
1 |
34.95 |
2009-07-13 |
122. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
34.86 |
0.9893 |
-0.2535 |
323 |
1 |
34.86 |
2009-12-08 |
123. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
34.74 |
0.9351 |
-0.2018 |
190 |
2 |
33.45 |
2009-12-07 |
124. |
The brain can be a tool. But when you can't stop thinking of... |
34.63 |
0.9221 |
-0.1912 |
244 |
1 |
34.63 |
2009-07-13 |
125. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
34.49 |
1.0619 |
-0.3339 |
354 |
1 |
34.49 |
2009-05-21 |
126. |
Sholes split up the most common pairings of letters in the E... |
34.43 |
0.8653 |
-0.1386 |
255 |
1 |
34.43 |
2009-05-21 |
127. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
33.57 |
0.8951 |
-0.1865 |
193 |
1 |
33.57 |
2009-12-07 |
128. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
33.52 |
1.0796 |
-0.3721 |
129 |
1 |
33.52 |
2009-07-17 |
129. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
33.41 |
0.8996 |
-0.1944 |
192 |
2 |
28.09 |
2009-07-15 |
130. |
Now did you answer 'cause you thought that's what I wanted t... |
32.86 |
0.9325 |
-0.2389 |
156 |
1 |
32.86 |
2009-12-08 |
131. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
32.85 |
0.9532 |
-0.2598 |
258 |
1 |
32.85 |
2009-05-21 |
132. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
32.51 |
1.0124 |
-0.3262 |
204 |
1 |
32.51 |
2009-03-13 |
133. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
32.14 |
0.9339 |
-0.2555 |
310 |
1 |
32.14 |
2009-05-28 |
134. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
32.02 |
0.9729 |
-0.2970 |
255 |
1 |
32.02 |
2009-05-21 |
135. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
31.93 |
0.9426 |
-0.2686 |
317 |
1 |
31.93 |
2009-05-21 |
136. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
31.08 |
1.0252 |
-0.3692 |
176 |
3 |
29.42 |
2009-12-07 |
137. |
The Peacocks are not dancing so it will not rain. The Peacoc... |
30.99 |
0.8887 |
-0.2346 |
128 |
1 |
30.99 |
2009-05-21 |
138. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
30.89 |
0.9289 |
-0.2769 |
204 |
2 |
28.34 |
2009-07-13 |
139. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
30.84 |
0.9164 |
-0.2655 |
121 |
1 |
30.84 |
2009-03-13 |
140. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
30.74 |
0.9045 |
-0.2557 |
235 |
1 |
30.74 |
2009-12-08 |
141. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
30.46 |
1.0168 |
-0.3739 |
271 |
1 |
30.46 |
2009-05-21 |
142. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
30.34 |
0.8145 |
-0.1741 |
115 |
2 |
28.55 |
2009-05-21 |
143. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
30.17 |
0.9286 |
-0.2918 |
194 |
1 |
30.17 |
2009-12-07 |
144. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
30.05 |
0.9257 |
-0.2914 |
317 |
1 |
30.05 |
2009-05-21 |
145. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
29.33 |
1.0696 |
-0.4505 |
226 |
1 |
29.33 |
2009-05-20 |
146. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
29.31 |
0.8810 |
-0.2623 |
282 |
1 |
29.31 |
2009-05-21 |
147. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
28.36 |
1.0390 |
-0.4404 |
205 |
1 |
28.36 |
2009-05-21 |
148. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
27.02 |
1.0016 |
-0.4313 |
218 |
1 |
27.02 |
2009-05-21 |
149. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
26.61 |
1.0483 |
-0.4866 |
227 |
1 |
26.61 |
2009-03-13 |
150. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
26.57 |
0.9710 |
-0.4102 |
173 |
1 |
26.57 |
2009-05-21 |
151. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
23.80 |
0.8975 |
-0.3952 |
268 |
1 |
23.80 |
2009-03-13 |
152. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
23.78 |
1.0033 |
-0.5014 |
189 |
1 |
23.78 |
2009-05-21 |