| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
135.24 |
1.0714 |
0.1614 |
129 |
1 |
135.24 |
2013-08-16 |
| 2. |
Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Some of them are thin... |
131.11 |
1.1012 |
0.0909 |
250 |
1 |
131.11 |
2022-11-18 |
| 3. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
128.41 |
1.0292 |
0.1424 |
262 |
1 |
128.41 |
2013-11-06 |
| 4. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
127.35 |
1.0288 |
0.1664 |
300 |
1 |
127.35 |
2013-11-06 |
| 5. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
123.34 |
1.0346 |
0.1337 |
244 |
2 |
115.80 |
2013-11-06 |
| 6. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
123.08 |
1.0630 |
0.0879 |
397 |
1 |
123.08 |
2013-08-16 |
| 7. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
123.02 |
1.0993 |
0.0227 |
265 |
1 |
123.02 |
2013-08-16 |
| 8. |
When you are painting you should take a flat mirror and ofte... |
122.98 |
1.1297 |
-0.0100 |
257 |
1 |
122.98 |
2022-11-07 |
| 9. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
122.42 |
1.0445 |
0.0710 |
373 |
1 |
122.42 |
2013-08-16 |
| 10. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
122.05 |
1.0487 |
0.0623 |
231 |
1 |
122.05 |
2013-11-06 |
| 11. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
122.01 |
1.0388 |
0.1070 |
243 |
1 |
122.01 |
2013-08-16 |
| 12. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
121.64 |
0.9731 |
0.1353 |
129 |
1 |
121.64 |
2013-11-06 |
| 13. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
121.43 |
1.0669 |
0.0747 |
286 |
1 |
121.43 |
2013-08-16 |
| 14. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
121.40 |
1.0426 |
0.0654 |
323 |
2 |
116.60 |
2013-08-16 |
| 15. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
120.69 |
1.1114 |
-0.0119 |
247 |
1 |
120.69 |
2013-08-14 |
| 16. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
120.53 |
1.0788 |
0.0188 |
171 |
2 |
112.04 |
2013-11-06 |
| 17. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
120.52 |
1.0666 |
0.0320 |
297 |
2 |
114.36 |
2013-11-06 |
| 18. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
120.28 |
1.0183 |
0.0776 |
191 |
1 |
120.28 |
2013-11-06 |
| 19. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
119.68 |
1.0016 |
0.0898 |
218 |
3 |
117.38 |
2013-11-06 |
| 20. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
118.46 |
1.0619 |
0.0190 |
354 |
1 |
118.46 |
2013-08-16 |
| 21. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
118.46 |
0.9846 |
0.0965 |
281 |
1 |
118.46 |
2013-08-14 |
| 22. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
118.26 |
1.0365 |
0.0775 |
162 |
1 |
118.26 |
2013-11-06 |
| 23. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
118.23 |
1.0138 |
0.0650 |
231 |
2 |
111.07 |
2013-08-16 |
| 24. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
117.90 |
1.0795 |
0.0302 |
226 |
1 |
117.90 |
2013-08-16 |
| 25. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
117.61 |
1.0403 |
0.0517 |
193 |
1 |
117.61 |
2013-08-16 |
| 26. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
117.35 |
1.0232 |
0.0848 |
236 |
1 |
117.35 |
2013-11-06 |
| 27. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
117.18 |
1.0709 |
0.0287 |
392 |
1 |
117.18 |
2013-08-23 |
| 28. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
117.17 |
1.0203 |
0.0755 |
400 |
2 |
113.68 |
2013-08-16 |
| 29. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
116.84 |
1.0531 |
0.0506 |
272 |
1 |
116.84 |
2013-08-17 |
| 30. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
116.80 |
0.9786 |
0.0855 |
193 |
1 |
116.80 |
2013-08-16 |
| 31. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
116.06 |
1.0168 |
0.0405 |
271 |
1 |
116.06 |
2013-11-06 |
| 32. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
116.00 |
1.0711 |
-0.0157 |
213 |
2 |
113.85 |
2013-11-06 |
| 33. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
115.66 |
1.0667 |
0.0202 |
406 |
1 |
115.66 |
2013-08-14 |
| 34. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
115.66 |
0.9966 |
0.0590 |
259 |
1 |
115.66 |
2013-08-16 |
| 35. |
I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... |
115.56 |
1.0151 |
0.0386 |
152 |
1 |
115.56 |
2013-08-14 |
| 36. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
115.32 |
1.0621 |
0.0127 |
263 |
2 |
112.64 |
2013-08-16 |
| 37. |
Consider this: Is the pious being loved by the gods because ... |
115.29 |
1.0561 |
0.0103 |
430 |
1 |
115.29 |
2013-08-14 |
| 38. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
114.56 |
1.0352 |
0.0107 |
341 |
1 |
114.56 |
2013-08-16 |
| 39. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
114.07 |
1.0361 |
0.0047 |
269 |
1 |
114.07 |
2014-06-21 |
| 40. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
113.82 |
0.9649 |
0.0739 |
193 |
1 |
113.82 |
2013-11-06 |
| 41. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
113.40 |
1.0613 |
-0.0272 |
266 |
2 |
111.66 |
2013-11-06 |
| 42. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
113.33 |
1.0131 |
0.0203 |
225 |
1 |
113.33 |
2013-08-16 |
| 43. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
113.23 |
0.9776 |
0.0561 |
308 |
2 |
112.23 |
2013-11-06 |
| 44. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
112.52 |
1.0516 |
-0.0258 |
281 |
1 |
112.52 |
2013-08-16 |
| 45. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
112.31 |
0.9897 |
0.0352 |
274 |
1 |
112.31 |
2013-08-14 |
| 46. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
112.10 |
1.0385 |
-0.0177 |
230 |
1 |
112.10 |
2013-08-16 |
| 47. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
111.59 |
1.0263 |
-0.0087 |
267 |
1 |
111.59 |
2013-08-16 |
| 48. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
110.85 |
0.9780 |
0.0330 |
337 |
1 |
110.85 |
2013-08-16 |
| 49. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
110.78 |
0.9852 |
0.0251 |
264 |
1 |
110.78 |
2013-08-16 |
| 50. |
Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... |
110.31 |
0.9925 |
0.0513 |
247 |
1 |
110.31 |
2013-08-14 |
| 51. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
110.02 |
0.9697 |
0.0347 |
249 |
1 |
110.02 |
2013-08-16 |
| 52. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
109.99 |
1.0696 |
-0.0686 |
226 |
1 |
109.99 |
2013-08-17 |
| 53. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
109.68 |
1.0013 |
-0.0010 |
273 |
1 |
109.68 |
2013-08-16 |
| 54. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
108.46 |
1.0429 |
-0.0553 |
259 |
1 |
108.46 |
2013-08-23 |
| 55. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
108.05 |
0.9965 |
-0.0113 |
277 |
1 |
108.05 |
2013-08-17 |
| 56. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
107.77 |
1.0218 |
-0.0414 |
268 |
1 |
107.77 |
2013-08-16 |
| 57. |
When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... |
107.57 |
1.0547 |
-0.0367 |
257 |
1 |
107.57 |
2013-08-16 |
| 58. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
107.22 |
1.0768 |
-0.0603 |
295 |
1 |
107.22 |
2014-06-21 |
| 59. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. The work was generall... |
107.08 |
0.9746 |
0.0175 |
405 |
1 |
107.08 |
2013-08-16 |
| 60. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
106.97 |
1.0379 |
-0.0249 |
245 |
1 |
106.97 |
2013-08-16 |
| 61. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
106.96 |
0.9769 |
-0.0023 |
263 |
1 |
106.96 |
2013-08-14 |
| 62. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
106.27 |
1.0387 |
-0.0388 |
239 |
1 |
106.27 |
2013-08-14 |
| 63. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
106.19 |
0.9614 |
0.0082 |
292 |
1 |
106.19 |
2013-08-17 |
| 64. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
106.15 |
0.9795 |
-0.0122 |
308 |
1 |
106.15 |
2013-08-17 |
| 65. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
105.89 |
0.9734 |
-0.0083 |
289 |
1 |
105.89 |
2013-11-06 |
| 66. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
105.83 |
0.9866 |
-0.0219 |
218 |
1 |
105.83 |
2013-08-23 |
| 67. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
105.22 |
1.0596 |
-0.1016 |
239 |
1 |
105.22 |
2013-11-06 |
| 68. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
105.13 |
1.0396 |
-0.0831 |
149 |
1 |
105.13 |
2013-08-14 |
| 69. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
104.88 |
0.9636 |
-0.0077 |
254 |
1 |
104.88 |
2013-11-06 |
| 70. |
Aztec rule was based upon a system of tribute and fear over ... |
104.83 |
0.9572 |
0.0391 |
376 |
1 |
104.83 |
2013-08-16 |
| 71. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
104.77 |
0.9622 |
-0.0059 |
392 |
1 |
104.77 |
2013-08-14 |
| 72. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
104.12 |
0.9814 |
0.0064 |
364 |
1 |
104.12 |
2013-08-14 |
| 73. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
103.63 |
1.0533 |
-0.0851 |
257 |
1 |
103.63 |
2013-08-14 |
| 74. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
103.63 |
1.0008 |
-0.0198 |
473 |
2 |
102.97 |
2013-08-16 |
| 75. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
103.52 |
1.0677 |
-0.0936 |
284 |
1 |
103.52 |
2013-08-14 |
| 76. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
103.31 |
0.9631 |
0.0230 |
345 |
1 |
103.31 |
2013-08-14 |
| 77. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
102.63 |
1.0863 |
-0.1161 |
210 |
1 |
102.63 |
2013-08-14 |
| 78. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
101.69 |
1.0172 |
-0.0584 |
341 |
1 |
101.69 |
2013-08-14 |
| 79. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
101.04 |
1.0885 |
-0.1366 |
341 |
2 |
99.17 |
2014-06-21 |
| 80. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
100.65 |
0.9084 |
0.0098 |
300 |
1 |
100.65 |
2013-08-14 |
| 81. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
100.57 |
1.0297 |
-0.1147 |
249 |
1 |
100.57 |
2013-08-16 |
| 82. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
100.21 |
1.0340 |
-0.1204 |
406 |
1 |
100.21 |
2013-08-14 |
| 83. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
100.16 |
1.0347 |
-0.1081 |
550 |
1 |
100.16 |
2013-08-14 |
| 84. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
99.69 |
0.9841 |
-0.0761 |
334 |
1 |
99.69 |
2013-08-14 |
| 85. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
99.16 |
0.9710 |
-0.0684 |
173 |
1 |
99.16 |
2013-08-17 |
| 86. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
98.81 |
0.9756 |
-0.0762 |
229 |
1 |
98.81 |
2013-08-16 |
| 87. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
98.33 |
1.0668 |
-0.1716 |
350 |
1 |
98.33 |
2013-08-14 |
| 88. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
96.96 |
1.0349 |
-0.1522 |
234 |
1 |
96.96 |
2013-08-14 |
| 89. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
95.27 |
0.9994 |
-0.1005 |
269 |
1 |
95.27 |
2013-08-14 |
| 90. |
I can show you the world - shining, shimmering, splendid. Te... |
95.05 |
0.9660 |
-0.0918 |
475 |
1 |
95.05 |
2020-02-25 |
| 91. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
94.64 |
0.8961 |
-0.0341 |
189 |
1 |
94.64 |
2020-02-25 |
| 92. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
94.50 |
0.9275 |
-0.0674 |
211 |
1 |
94.50 |
2013-11-06 |
| 93. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
93.44 |
0.9965 |
-0.1468 |
310 |
1 |
93.44 |
2013-11-06 |
| 94. |
Ah how shameless - the way these mortals blame the gods. Fro... |
93.38 |
1.0254 |
-0.1735 |
210 |
1 |
93.38 |
2020-02-25 |
| 95. |
They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... |
92.05 |
1.0042 |
-0.1311 |
352 |
1 |
92.05 |
2013-08-16 |
| 96. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
92.00 |
0.9202 |
-0.0824 |
254 |
1 |
92.00 |
2013-08-14 |
| 97. |
At night I'm driving in your car, pretending that we'll leav... |
91.70 |
1.0221 |
-0.1892 |
268 |
1 |
91.70 |
2020-02-25 |
| 98. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
91.04 |
0.9371 |
-0.0696 |
318 |
1 |
91.04 |
2013-08-14 |
| 99. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
90.88 |
0.8958 |
-0.0661 |
322 |
1 |
90.88 |
2013-08-14 |
| 100. |
Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... |
90.85 |
0.9678 |
-0.1145 |
445 |
1 |
90.85 |
2013-08-14 |
| 101. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
90.28 |
0.9005 |
-0.0786 |
212 |
1 |
90.28 |
2013-11-06 |
| 102. |
So, the truth is, someone who wants you to do horrible thing... |
87.84 |
1.0172 |
-0.2263 |
523 |
1 |
87.84 |
2022-11-18 |
| 103. |
My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how... |
87.10 |
0.9230 |
-0.1225 |
183 |
1 |
87.10 |
2020-02-25 |
| 104. |
Of all men's creations, books are the nearest to us, for the... |
84.10 |
0.9951 |
-0.2354 |
200 |
1 |
84.10 |
2022-11-18 |
| 105. |
If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to ... |
82.83 |
1.0294 |
-0.2760 |
206 |
1 |
82.83 |
2022-11-18 |
| 106. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
81.17 |
1.0375 |
-0.2504 |
200 |
1 |
81.17 |
2013-08-14 |