| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I love the ground under his feet, and the air over his head,... |
147.68 |
1.1467 |
0.0565 |
187 |
1 |
147.68 |
2018-11-08 |
| 2. |
I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy t... |
147.67 |
1.1106 |
0.0919 |
235 |
1 |
147.67 |
2019-10-18 |
| 3. |
We were sent here for something. And we know that all things... |
147.30 |
1.1274 |
0.0704 |
155 |
1 |
147.30 |
2019-11-15 |
| 4. |
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life wit... |
144.79 |
1.1723 |
-0.0016 |
132 |
1 |
144.79 |
2020-01-30 |
| 5. |
If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the k... |
143.13 |
1.0758 |
0.0887 |
216 |
1 |
143.13 |
2018-05-17 |
| 6. |
Throw your soul through every open door, count your blessing... |
141.74 |
1.0248 |
0.1292 |
179 |
1 |
141.74 |
2022-05-26 |
| 7. |
For it is said that humans are never satisfied, that you giv... |
141.31 |
1.0789 |
0.0611 |
284 |
1 |
141.31 |
2021-03-20 |
| 8. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
141.11 |
1.0252 |
0.1201 |
176 |
2 |
133.03 |
2014-09-11 |
| 9. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
140.10 |
1.0486 |
0.0912 |
289 |
1 |
140.10 |
2014-09-12 |
| 10. |
Your silence furnishes a dark house. But even at the risk of... |
138.90 |
1.0673 |
0.0608 |
102 |
1 |
138.90 |
2020-02-06 |
| 11. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
137.57 |
1.0016 |
0.1154 |
218 |
1 |
137.57 |
2019-02-06 |
| 12. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
137.16 |
1.0621 |
0.0761 |
263 |
1 |
137.16 |
2014-09-12 |
| 13. |
I figured I could get a job at a filling station somewhere, ... |
137.15 |
1.0058 |
0.1114 |
201 |
1 |
137.15 |
2021-04-16 |
| 14. |
When you have children, you always have family. They will al... |
136.48 |
0.9884 |
0.1244 |
261 |
1 |
136.48 |
2021-03-20 |
| 15. |
Our worst fears, like our greatest hopes, are not outside ou... |
135.97 |
1.0614 |
0.0483 |
150 |
1 |
135.97 |
2021-03-20 |
| 16. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
135.92 |
1.0487 |
0.0539 |
231 |
1 |
135.92 |
2014-09-12 |
| 17. |
Seriously though, in this day and age I don't know why we're... |
135.75 |
1.0298 |
0.0705 |
218 |
1 |
135.75 |
2021-03-20 |
| 18. |
Late into the night I write and the pages of my notebook swe... |
135.07 |
1.0932 |
0.0001 |
192 |
1 |
135.07 |
2021-04-16 |
| 19. |
Maybe someday we can talk about our past and we can talk abo... |
134.75 |
1.0646 |
0.0309 |
162 |
1 |
134.75 |
2021-03-20 |
| 20. |
I will rain down silver and gold for you. I will shatter the... |
134.73 |
1.0558 |
0.0350 |
274 |
1 |
134.73 |
2021-04-16 |
| 21. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
134.71 |
1.1018 |
-0.0096 |
220 |
1 |
134.71 |
2014-09-11 |
| 22. |
Tonight I'm making deals with the devil, and I know it's gon... |
134.50 |
1.0673 |
0.0244 |
118 |
1 |
134.50 |
2020-01-20 |
| 23. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
134.48 |
1.0596 |
0.0328 |
239 |
1 |
134.48 |
2014-09-11 |
| 24. |
The pleasure of rooting for Goliath is that you can expect t... |
134.42 |
1.0592 |
0.0332 |
193 |
1 |
134.42 |
2021-04-16 |
| 25. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
134.34 |
1.0669 |
0.0586 |
286 |
1 |
134.34 |
2014-09-11 |
| 26. |
When you lose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown... |
134.17 |
1.0272 |
0.0626 |
273 |
1 |
134.17 |
2020-02-06 |
| 27. |
Perhaps it was an old flame he was in mourning for from the ... |
133.78 |
1.0474 |
0.0409 |
170 |
1 |
133.78 |
2020-02-06 |
| 28. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
133.63 |
1.1081 |
0.0144 |
206 |
1 |
133.63 |
2019-11-15 |
| 29. |
Try and hear me then I'm done cause I might just say this on... |
133.53 |
1.0711 |
-0.0218 |
217 |
1 |
133.53 |
2022-05-26 |
| 30. |
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. And I'll f... |
133.36 |
1.0203 |
0.0640 |
425 |
1 |
133.36 |
2023-02-01 |
| 31. |
We want a good life with a nose for things, the fresh wind a... |
132.85 |
1.0474 |
0.0319 |
193 |
1 |
132.85 |
2021-03-20 |
| 32. |
It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but... |
132.03 |
1.0995 |
-0.0245 |
287 |
1 |
132.03 |
2018-11-08 |
| 33. |
You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're her... |
131.88 |
1.0474 |
0.0247 |
199 |
1 |
131.88 |
2018-05-07 |
| 34. |
Our world, with its rules of causality, has trained us to be... |
131.56 |
0.9817 |
0.0944 |
282 |
1 |
131.56 |
2016-05-16 |
| 35. |
I do not deny that what happened to us is a thing worth laug... |
131.48 |
1.0754 |
-0.0037 |
197 |
1 |
131.48 |
2020-11-10 |
| 36. |
I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won'... |
130.97 |
1.1126 |
-0.0444 |
295 |
1 |
130.97 |
2022-05-26 |
| 37. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
130.15 |
0.9597 |
0.1008 |
347 |
2 |
122.69 |
2022-05-20 |
| 38. |
When you type faster than usual, it forces you to start look... |
129.40 |
1.0540 |
0.0027 |
489 |
1 |
129.40 |
2022-08-08 |
| 39. |
I may be younger but I'll look after you. We're not in love ... |
129.37 |
1.0195 |
0.0271 |
203 |
1 |
129.37 |
2021-03-20 |
| 40. |
Well, I guess the gentlemen are in a pretty tall hurry to ge... |
129.34 |
1.0320 |
0.0214 |
494 |
1 |
129.34 |
2021-03-20 |
| 41. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
129.32 |
1.0426 |
0.0087 |
323 |
1 |
129.32 |
2014-09-12 |
| 42. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
128.96 |
0.9578 |
0.0902 |
281 |
1 |
128.96 |
2016-05-16 |
| 43. |
Human beings do not live forever, Reuven. We live less than ... |
128.82 |
1.0687 |
-0.0187 |
328 |
1 |
128.82 |
2021-04-16 |
| 44. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
128.64 |
1.0666 |
-0.0221 |
297 |
2 |
122.29 |
2019-11-15 |
| 45. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
128.55 |
1.0885 |
-0.0432 |
315 |
1 |
128.55 |
2014-09-11 |
| 46. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
128.30 |
1.0577 |
-0.0169 |
247 |
1 |
128.30 |
2021-03-20 |
| 47. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
128.21 |
1.0444 |
-0.0060 |
197 |
1 |
128.21 |
2014-09-12 |
| 48. |
Night was a very different matter. It was dense, thicker tha... |
128.17 |
1.0365 |
0.0014 |
239 |
1 |
128.17 |
2021-04-16 |
| 49. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
127.92 |
1.0516 |
-0.0117 |
281 |
1 |
127.92 |
2014-09-11 |
| 50. |
Anyway, it's best not to think about them, as if you do it m... |
127.92 |
1.0542 |
-0.0101 |
442 |
1 |
127.92 |
2020-04-26 |
| 51. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
127.85 |
0.9855 |
0.0868 |
258 |
1 |
127.85 |
2016-05-16 |
| 52. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
127.52 |
1.0296 |
0.0089 |
437 |
1 |
127.52 |
2021-03-20 |
| 53. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
127.31 |
1.0033 |
0.0278 |
189 |
1 |
127.31 |
2014-09-11 |
| 54. |
I'm not blind! I know exactly who he is. He is selfish and l... |
127.19 |
0.9565 |
0.0768 |
329 |
1 |
127.19 |
2018-04-27 |
| 55. |
I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call... |
127.19 |
1.0393 |
-0.0009 |
473 |
1 |
127.19 |
2019-04-04 |
| 56. |
Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as o... |
127.03 |
1.0344 |
-0.0018 |
426 |
1 |
127.03 |
2021-04-16 |
| 57. |
All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the... |
126.92 |
1.0358 |
-0.0024 |
323 |
1 |
126.92 |
2020-02-06 |
| 58. |
We may never know who killed Paige. But this isn't about you... |
126.79 |
1.0164 |
0.0106 |
447 |
1 |
126.79 |
2023-02-01 |
| 59. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
126.40 |
1.0131 |
0.0121 |
225 |
1 |
126.40 |
2016-05-31 |
| 60. |
Actually, it's more of a behavioral observation. Like, say t... |
126.30 |
0.9586 |
0.0671 |
322 |
1 |
126.30 |
2018-04-27 |
| 61. |
You truly love each other and so you might have been truly h... |
126.22 |
1.0405 |
-0.0155 |
216 |
1 |
126.22 |
2018-05-17 |
| 62. |
And in the night, when the dog barks at shadows, tell him no... |
126.02 |
1.0488 |
-0.0291 |
245 |
1 |
126.02 |
2021-03-20 |
| 63. |
We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -... |
125.93 |
0.9907 |
0.0632 |
397 |
1 |
125.93 |
2014-09-11 |
| 64. |
The spirit and the senses so easily grow dead to the impress... |
125.65 |
1.0538 |
-0.0377 |
239 |
1 |
125.65 |
2020-01-20 |
| 65. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
125.49 |
0.9897 |
0.0293 |
274 |
1 |
125.49 |
2016-05-31 |
| 66. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
125.05 |
1.0361 |
-0.0199 |
269 |
1 |
125.05 |
2014-09-11 |
| 67. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
124.96 |
0.9886 |
0.0274 |
220 |
2 |
122.01 |
2021-03-20 |
| 68. |
I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of gr... |
124.76 |
1.0000 |
0.0172 |
413 |
1 |
124.76 |
2018-11-08 |
| 69. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
124.12 |
1.0788 |
-0.0736 |
171 |
1 |
124.12 |
2016-05-16 |
| 70. |
Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
124.07 |
1.0555 |
-0.0211 |
323 |
1 |
124.07 |
2014-09-11 |
| 71. |
I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to s... |
124.02 |
1.0022 |
0.0080 |
285 |
1 |
124.02 |
2021-03-20 |
| 72. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
123.47 |
1.0515 |
-0.0495 |
250 |
1 |
123.47 |
2016-05-31 |
| 73. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
123.38 |
0.9772 |
0.0246 |
217 |
2 |
117.58 |
2016-05-31 |
| 74. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
123.02 |
1.0218 |
-0.0242 |
268 |
1 |
123.02 |
2014-09-11 |
| 75. |
Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you ... |
122.98 |
1.0423 |
-0.0438 |
162 |
1 |
122.98 |
2022-08-08 |
| 76. |
Dad warmed to his pep talk. "You've got to have perfect accu... |
122.69 |
0.9882 |
0.0048 |
466 |
1 |
122.69 |
2021-04-16 |
| 77. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
122.51 |
1.0445 |
-0.0492 |
373 |
1 |
122.51 |
2014-09-11 |
| 78. |
I won't say another word - not one. I know I talk too much, ... |
122.06 |
1.0415 |
-0.0478 |
227 |
1 |
122.06 |
2021-03-20 |
| 79. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
122.02 |
1.0388 |
-0.0152 |
243 |
1 |
122.02 |
2014-09-11 |
| 80. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
121.68 |
1.0521 |
-0.0661 |
171 |
1 |
121.68 |
2014-09-11 |
| 81. |
Tim and the Princess lounge in the castle garden, laughing t... |
121.39 |
1.0152 |
-0.0260 |
192 |
1 |
121.39 |
2016-05-31 |
| 82. |
I read this thing the other day about how when you hear that... |
121.21 |
1.0574 |
-0.0732 |
225 |
1 |
121.21 |
2018-04-20 |
| 83. |
I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in yo... |
121.14 |
0.9877 |
-0.0009 |
286 |
1 |
121.14 |
2016-05-31 |
| 84. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
121.03 |
1.0343 |
-0.0105 |
242 |
1 |
121.03 |
2016-05-31 |
| 85. |
Court reporters are required to complete a specialized train... |
120.74 |
1.0034 |
-0.0245 |
242 |
1 |
120.74 |
2020-04-26 |
| 86. |
Now wait a minute. Just a minute. There's only one thing you... |
120.71 |
1.0548 |
-0.0772 |
253 |
1 |
120.71 |
2021-04-16 |
| 87. |
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper ke... |
120.68 |
0.9421 |
0.0389 |
363 |
1 |
120.68 |
2020-01-20 |
| 88. |
The shearers' hut had bark walls and a tin roof. The floors ... |
120.21 |
0.9943 |
-0.0132 |
321 |
1 |
120.21 |
2016-05-31 |
| 89. |
The robins were singing vespers in the high tree-tops, filli... |
120.12 |
1.0181 |
-0.0367 |
287 |
1 |
120.12 |
2022-11-25 |
| 90. |
Imagine for a moment if we once again knew these few unremar... |
119.92 |
1.0662 |
-0.0607 |
407 |
2 |
116.55 |
2019-09-07 |
| 91. |
Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go ... |
119.91 |
1.0117 |
-0.0392 |
434 |
1 |
119.91 |
2020-02-06 |
| 92. |
You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a p... |
119.82 |
0.8401 |
0.1353 |
335 |
1 |
119.82 |
2018-10-12 |
| 93. |
I've a rich understanding of my finest defenses. I proclaim ... |
119.80 |
0.8933 |
0.0815 |
233 |
1 |
119.80 |
2019-09-07 |
| 94. |
As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... |
119.62 |
1.0438 |
-0.0717 |
198 |
1 |
119.62 |
2016-05-16 |
| 95. |
All men are born free? All men remain free? No, not a single... |
119.51 |
0.9631 |
0.0069 |
302 |
1 |
119.51 |
2020-09-28 |
| 96. |
If you're reading this, you've gotten out. And if you've com... |
119.47 |
1.0594 |
-0.0867 |
436 |
1 |
119.47 |
2019-11-15 |
| 97. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
119.21 |
0.9514 |
0.0171 |
237 |
1 |
119.21 |
2016-05-16 |
| 98. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
119.14 |
0.9792 |
0.0264 |
265 |
1 |
119.14 |
2014-09-11 |
| 99. |
This is what we call love. When you are loved, you can do an... |
119.00 |
1.0908 |
-0.1233 |
193 |
1 |
119.00 |
2018-05-07 |
| 100. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
118.85 |
0.8956 |
0.0720 |
322 |
1 |
118.85 |
2016-05-16 |
| 101. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
118.63 |
1.0154 |
-0.0049 |
351 |
1 |
118.63 |
2014-09-11 |
| 102. |
Excuse me. You have one of the largest auras I've ever seen.... |
118.44 |
0.9691 |
-0.0107 |
185 |
1 |
118.44 |
2019-11-15 |
| 103. |
I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor a... |
118.17 |
0.9842 |
-0.0249 |
342 |
1 |
118.17 |
2019-10-18 |
| 104. |
They had their faces twisted toward their haunches and found... |
117.30 |
1.0305 |
-0.0763 |
213 |
1 |
117.30 |
2020-01-30 |
| 105. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
116.96 |
0.9289 |
0.0203 |
204 |
1 |
116.96 |
2016-05-15 |
| 106. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
116.83 |
0.9279 |
0.0236 |
317 |
1 |
116.83 |
2021-04-16 |
| 107. |
Imagine there's no heaven. It's easy if you try. No hell bel... |
116.73 |
1.0294 |
-0.0836 |
270 |
1 |
116.73 |
2021-04-16 |
| 108. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
116.26 |
0.9309 |
0.0120 |
284 |
1 |
116.26 |
2014-09-12 |
| 109. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
116.10 |
0.9653 |
-0.0189 |
394 |
1 |
116.10 |
2014-09-11 |
| 110. |
Men always believe that. With a law degree you're taking on ... |
115.98 |
1.0535 |
-0.1134 |
132 |
1 |
115.98 |
2018-11-08 |
| 111. |
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. ... |
115.91 |
0.9443 |
-0.0031 |
143 |
1 |
115.91 |
2016-05-16 |
| 112. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
115.89 |
0.9532 |
-0.0123 |
258 |
1 |
115.89 |
2014-09-12 |
| 113. |
See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my ... |
115.85 |
1.0078 |
-0.0702 |
244 |
1 |
115.85 |
2022-08-08 |
| 114. |
I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging... |
115.65 |
0.9626 |
-0.0253 |
307 |
1 |
115.65 |
2019-07-25 |
| 115. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
115.44 |
0.9619 |
-0.0218 |
393 |
1 |
115.44 |
2018-11-08 |
| 116. |
This is the first day of my life. I swear I was born right i... |
115.39 |
1.0334 |
-0.0961 |
332 |
1 |
115.39 |
2019-04-04 |
| 117. |
The rising heat from multiple fires, caused by the heat flas... |
115.39 |
0.9698 |
-0.0325 |
291 |
1 |
115.39 |
2021-04-16 |
| 118. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. The work was generall... |
115.29 |
0.9746 |
-0.0189 |
405 |
1 |
115.29 |
2014-09-11 |
| 119. |
All age brings is space between your words and what they mea... |
115.18 |
1.0679 |
-0.1374 |
200 |
1 |
115.18 |
2021-03-20 |
| 120. |
Well, you see, that's another reason I can't help you catch ... |
115.08 |
0.9756 |
-0.0428 |
496 |
1 |
115.08 |
2018-04-27 |
| 121. |
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held y... |
114.93 |
0.9770 |
-0.0446 |
442 |
1 |
114.93 |
2019-07-25 |
| 122. |
I turned back, and perceived a vast opaque body between me a... |
114.42 |
0.9923 |
-0.0613 |
308 |
1 |
114.42 |
2021-04-16 |
| 123. |
In America, circus folk ride through town, while bands play ... |
114.12 |
1.0038 |
-0.0747 |
215 |
1 |
114.12 |
2022-08-08 |
| 124. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
113.89 |
1.0109 |
-0.0551 |
400 |
1 |
113.89 |
2016-05-31 |
| 125. |
The child is brought up in a culture where he or she simply ... |
113.88 |
1.0175 |
-0.0887 |
356 |
1 |
113.88 |
2016-05-31 |
| 126. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
113.86 |
1.0099 |
-0.0862 |
207 |
1 |
113.86 |
2021-04-16 |
| 127. |
Everyone else in the bar had scattered or was still hugging ... |
113.61 |
0.9499 |
-0.0266 |
301 |
1 |
113.61 |
2022-11-25 |
| 128. |
I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting... |
113.58 |
1.0942 |
-0.1714 |
263 |
1 |
113.58 |
2023-02-01 |
| 129. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
113.55 |
0.9769 |
-0.0559 |
263 |
1 |
113.55 |
2021-03-20 |
| 130. |
I consider myself to be a man of principle. But, what man do... |
113.37 |
0.9452 |
-0.0268 |
398 |
1 |
113.37 |
2019-07-25 |
| 131. |
I don't know why I'm here. I mean, I do. I'm nervous, I gues... |
113.35 |
0.9663 |
-0.0453 |
527 |
1 |
113.35 |
2019-10-18 |
| 132. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
113.34 |
0.9509 |
0.0077 |
225 |
1 |
113.34 |
2016-05-31 |
| 133. |
As it fades, I see the truth - in plain sight, yet hidden al... |
113.15 |
0.9937 |
-0.0784 |
278 |
1 |
113.15 |
2020-11-10 |
| 134. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
113.06 |
0.9527 |
-0.0352 |
251 |
1 |
113.06 |
2022-05-26 |
| 135. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
113.00 |
0.9500 |
-0.0309 |
362 |
1 |
113.00 |
2014-09-12 |
| 136. |
The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed ... |
112.28 |
1.0501 |
-0.1381 |
226 |
1 |
112.28 |
2018-04-20 |
| 137. |
Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean... |
112.11 |
0.8651 |
0.0467 |
403 |
1 |
112.11 |
2020-01-20 |
| 138. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
111.85 |
0.9946 |
-0.0876 |
246 |
1 |
111.85 |
2016-05-15 |
| 139. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
111.82 |
0.9857 |
-0.0784 |
293 |
2 |
108.89 |
2021-03-20 |
| 140. |
Yes. Everyone at Harvard's inventing something. Harvard unde... |
111.70 |
0.9403 |
-0.0341 |
203 |
1 |
111.70 |
2020-11-10 |
| 141. |
In the beginning there was discovery. A confusion of element... |
111.34 |
0.9409 |
-0.0387 |
437 |
1 |
111.34 |
2018-06-21 |
| 142. |
I never wanted to become someone like him. So secure, conten... |
111.18 |
1.0519 |
-0.1506 |
245 |
1 |
111.18 |
2016-05-16 |
| 143. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
110.55 |
1.0483 |
-0.1530 |
227 |
1 |
110.55 |
2016-05-31 |
| 144. |
We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversi... |
110.48 |
0.9411 |
-0.0442 |
213 |
1 |
110.48 |
2020-01-30 |
| 145. |
It was a strange feeling, holding the rifle. It somehow remo... |
110.02 |
1.0435 |
-0.1490 |
441 |
1 |
110.02 |
2019-02-09 |
| 146. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
109.89 |
1.0365 |
-0.1105 |
162 |
1 |
109.89 |
2016-05-31 |
| 147. |
I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all d... |
109.59 |
1.0102 |
-0.1206 |
156 |
1 |
109.59 |
2021-04-16 |
| 148. |
Now this one upsets me. We have an out-of-tune player. Befor... |
109.41 |
0.9370 |
-0.0502 |
465 |
1 |
109.41 |
2020-01-30 |
| 149. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
109.08 |
0.9731 |
-0.0931 |
129 |
2 |
99.42 |
2016-05-17 |
| 150. |
On Ethernet networks, collisions occur when two nodes attemp... |
108.19 |
0.9032 |
-0.0208 |
376 |
1 |
108.19 |
2019-11-15 |
| 151. |
I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found mys... |
108.13 |
0.9605 |
-0.0787 |
471 |
1 |
108.13 |
2018-04-20 |
| 152. |
You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally str... |
107.79 |
0.9921 |
-0.1152 |
451 |
1 |
107.79 |
2019-09-07 |
| 153. |
If you are one of earth's inhabitants, how blest your father... |
107.66 |
0.9964 |
-0.1201 |
390 |
1 |
107.66 |
2021-04-16 |
| 154. |
No, it is impossible; it is impossible to convey the life-se... |
107.42 |
0.9283 |
-0.0560 |
232 |
1 |
107.42 |
2019-11-14 |
| 155. |
A book, to me, is almost sacrosanct: such an individual and ... |
106.36 |
0.9826 |
-0.1183 |
272 |
1 |
106.36 |
2021-04-16 |
| 156. |
If every person in this room made it a rule that wherever yo... |
105.49 |
1.0488 |
-0.1898 |
354 |
1 |
105.49 |
2018-04-27 |
| 157. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
104.43 |
0.9740 |
-0.1286 |
209 |
1 |
104.43 |
2021-04-16 |
| 158. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
103.92 |
0.9798 |
-0.1400 |
199 |
1 |
103.92 |
2014-11-07 |
| 159. |
All at sea again, and now my hurricanes, have brought down t... |
103.90 |
0.9843 |
-0.1004 |
325 |
1 |
103.90 |
2016-05-15 |
| 160. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
101.81 |
0.9513 |
-0.1239 |
354 |
1 |
101.81 |
2016-05-15 |
| 161. |
It's freeing to know, it's all up to me, who I choose to be,... |
101.39 |
0.9631 |
-0.1429 |
443 |
1 |
101.39 |
2020-01-30 |
| 162. |
Gentlemen: You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you,... |
101.27 |
0.9499 |
-0.1309 |
100 |
1 |
101.27 |
2016-05-15 |
| 163. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
100.79 |
0.9148 |
-0.0964 |
317 |
1 |
100.79 |
2014-09-11 |
| 164. |
You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I sw... |
99.43 |
0.8448 |
-0.0379 |
332 |
1 |
99.43 |
2019-07-25 |
| 165. |
The fact is that gossip, rumors, mythmaking, and news storie... |
85.04 |
0.9152 |
-0.2268 |
218 |
1 |
85.04 |
2019-09-07 |