| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: i... |
139.51 |
1.0942 |
0.1514 |
226 |
1 |
139.51 |
2021-01-29 |
| 2. |
To graduate you need my course, dear boy. So it seems I have... |
138.12 |
1.0719 |
0.1656 |
264 |
1 |
138.12 |
2021-02-06 |
| 3. |
But of bliss and glad life there is little to be said, befor... |
136.52 |
1.1238 |
0.0981 |
243 |
1 |
136.52 |
2021-02-06 |
| 4. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
135.61 |
1.0767 |
0.1379 |
212 |
1 |
135.61 |
2021-02-07 |
| 5. |
Where do you think you're going? Because I don't think you'r... |
132.68 |
1.0822 |
0.1008 |
97 |
1 |
132.68 |
2021-02-06 |
| 6. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
131.95 |
1.0086 |
0.1763 |
240 |
1 |
131.95 |
2021-02-07 |
| 7. |
We fight every night for something. When the sun sets, we're... |
131.42 |
1.0195 |
0.1587 |
240 |
1 |
131.42 |
2021-02-06 |
| 8. |
You're missing the point. There's no throne, there is no ver... |
131.06 |
1.0446 |
0.1269 |
258 |
1 |
131.06 |
2021-02-06 |
| 9. |
We want a good life with a nose for things, the fresh wind a... |
130.74 |
1.0474 |
0.1239 |
193 |
1 |
130.74 |
2021-01-30 |
| 10. |
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eye... |
130.57 |
1.0109 |
0.1579 |
285 |
1 |
130.57 |
2021-01-30 |
| 11. |
I don't want to talk if it makes you feel sad, and I underst... |
130.35 |
1.0316 |
0.1266 |
150 |
1 |
130.35 |
2021-02-06 |
| 12. |
We look not at the things which are what you would call seen... |
130.23 |
1.1366 |
0.0309 |
190 |
1 |
130.23 |
2021-01-30 |
| 13. |
You can't see the changes we see, we who have been with him ... |
128.42 |
1.0826 |
0.0687 |
166 |
1 |
128.42 |
2021-02-06 |
| 14. |
If the aliens came down today, what would they think, what w... |
128.40 |
1.0435 |
0.0981 |
248 |
1 |
128.40 |
2021-02-07 |
| 15. |
You are what you are and you are where you are because of wh... |
127.51 |
1.1823 |
-0.0413 |
178 |
1 |
127.51 |
2021-02-07 |
| 16. |
The voice of anatomy, like the voice of all nature, never re... |
127.21 |
1.0609 |
0.0761 |
257 |
1 |
127.21 |
2021-01-30 |
| 17. |
We all have life storms, and when we get the rough times and... |
126.50 |
1.0824 |
0.0446 |
211 |
1 |
126.50 |
2021-02-06 |
| 18. |
Alright, how about the fact that this is actually happening?... |
126.37 |
1.0098 |
0.1219 |
391 |
1 |
126.37 |
2021-02-07 |
| 19. |
Without a queen the locust swarm turned the ground to black.... |
125.88 |
1.0165 |
0.1140 |
265 |
1 |
125.88 |
2021-02-07 |
| 20. |
She couldn't understand a vocation. Some people can't; at be... |
125.32 |
0.9451 |
0.1787 |
138 |
1 |
125.32 |
2021-02-07 |
| 21. |
Half the world was pulling on his colors, as nights turned i... |
125.08 |
0.9956 |
0.1099 |
175 |
1 |
125.08 |
2021-01-29 |
| 22. |
Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that... |
124.20 |
1.0169 |
0.0725 |
124 |
1 |
124.20 |
2021-02-07 |
| 23. |
Picture a wave in the ocean. You can see it, measure it, its... |
123.76 |
1.0621 |
0.0426 |
345 |
1 |
123.76 |
2021-02-01 |
| 24. |
The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn't want ... |
123.74 |
1.0319 |
0.0799 |
215 |
1 |
123.74 |
2021-02-06 |
| 25. |
And men go abroad to admire the heights of mountains, the mi... |
123.59 |
1.0524 |
0.0508 |
192 |
1 |
123.59 |
2021-02-06 |
| 26. |
I'd like to build the world a home and furnish it with love.... |
123.54 |
1.0388 |
0.0672 |
229 |
1 |
123.54 |
2021-02-01 |
| 27. |
Now I see fire inside the mountain, I see fire burning the t... |
123.40 |
1.0180 |
0.0684 |
163 |
1 |
123.40 |
2021-02-06 |
| 28. |
I've dreamt in my life dreams that have stayed with me ever ... |
122.98 |
1.0161 |
0.0700 |
185 |
1 |
122.98 |
2021-02-01 |
| 29. |
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... |
122.93 |
1.0610 |
0.0392 |
250 |
1 |
122.93 |
2021-02-06 |
| 30. |
And words were not just the pieces of speaking; they were th... |
122.06 |
1.0715 |
0.0138 |
206 |
1 |
122.06 |
2021-02-06 |
| 31. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
121.93 |
1.0799 |
0.0103 |
243 |
1 |
121.93 |
2021-01-30 |
| 32. |
You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righte... |
121.30 |
0.9207 |
0.1679 |
174 |
1 |
121.30 |
2021-02-01 |
| 33. |
Eating, bathing, having a girlfriend, having an active socia... |
121.25 |
1.0328 |
0.0541 |
216 |
1 |
121.25 |
2021-02-06 |
| 34. |
It doesn't matter where you go or what you do, I want to spe... |
121.17 |
1.1125 |
-0.0282 |
186 |
1 |
121.17 |
2021-02-07 |
| 35. |
The math is compelling. Most of the people in the world are ... |
121.08 |
1.0321 |
0.0578 |
343 |
1 |
121.08 |
2021-02-01 |
| 36. |
Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked u... |
120.85 |
1.0642 |
0.0148 |
326 |
1 |
120.85 |
2021-02-06 |
| 37. |
I mean, doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of havin... |
120.81 |
0.9519 |
0.1107 |
109 |
1 |
120.81 |
2021-02-07 |
| 38. |
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. Y... |
120.46 |
1.0384 |
0.0399 |
202 |
1 |
120.46 |
2021-02-06 |
| 39. |
Imagine you're stood on a beach, water gently lapping at you... |
120.33 |
1.0111 |
0.0513 |
154 |
1 |
120.33 |
2021-02-06 |
| 40. |
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart o... |
120.31 |
1.0488 |
0.0331 |
321 |
1 |
120.31 |
2021-02-06 |
| 41. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
119.89 |
1.0574 |
0.0456 |
205 |
1 |
119.89 |
2021-01-30 |
| 42. |
I'm not very good at this, out, being in public. But I felt ... |
119.63 |
1.0774 |
-0.0063 |
219 |
1 |
119.63 |
2021-02-06 |
| 43. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
119.60 |
1.0577 |
0.0118 |
247 |
1 |
119.60 |
2021-02-06 |
| 44. |
I let it fall, my heart, and as it fell you rose to claim it... |
119.36 |
1.0473 |
0.0254 |
240 |
1 |
119.36 |
2021-02-06 |
| 45. |
No. Because there are people out there who buy things, peopl... |
119.19 |
1.0444 |
0.0202 |
235 |
1 |
119.19 |
2021-01-30 |
| 46. |
In an age as agitated as ours, it no longer suffices just to... |
118.95 |
1.0322 |
0.0304 |
327 |
1 |
118.95 |
2021-02-06 |
| 47. |
The market ceiling can function in the same way as when you ... |
118.86 |
1.0133 |
0.0489 |
266 |
1 |
118.86 |
2021-02-06 |
| 48. |
Don't look back, keep your head held high. Don't ask them wh... |
118.76 |
1.0222 |
0.0323 |
150 |
1 |
118.76 |
2021-02-06 |
| 49. |
There are mysteries to the universe we were never meant to s... |
118.71 |
1.0667 |
-0.0193 |
152 |
1 |
118.71 |
2021-02-06 |
| 50. |
If you can hear this, you're alone. The only thing left of m... |
118.61 |
1.0518 |
-0.0056 |
178 |
1 |
118.61 |
2021-01-30 |
| 51. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
118.50 |
0.9843 |
0.0749 |
234 |
1 |
118.50 |
2021-02-06 |
| 52. |
When a man's an empty kettle, he should be on his mettle, an... |
118.38 |
0.9865 |
0.0693 |
159 |
1 |
118.38 |
2021-02-06 |
| 53. |
The town has a sense, not of history, but of time, and the t... |
117.91 |
1.0726 |
-0.0197 |
264 |
1 |
117.91 |
2021-02-01 |
| 54. |
To have meaning in your life is better than to have what you... |
117.83 |
1.0564 |
-0.0373 |
135 |
1 |
117.83 |
2021-02-01 |
| 55. |
The presence of a noble nature, generous in its wishes, arde... |
117.74 |
1.0330 |
0.0235 |
252 |
1 |
117.74 |
2021-02-06 |
| 56. |
The poor man determined to find another home, hoping that wh... |
117.63 |
1.0296 |
0.0038 |
129 |
1 |
117.63 |
2021-02-07 |
| 57. |
We can experience nothing but the present moment, live in no... |
117.25 |
1.0798 |
-0.0362 |
148 |
1 |
117.25 |
2021-01-30 |
| 58. |
There are but two types of men who desire war: those who hav... |
117.20 |
1.0679 |
-0.0142 |
256 |
2 |
104.79 |
2021-02-06 |
| 59. |
When you have children, you always have family. They will al... |
117.06 |
0.9884 |
0.0630 |
261 |
1 |
117.06 |
2021-02-07 |
| 60. |
You all have your own distinct personal backgrounds. Of cour... |
116.85 |
1.0409 |
-0.0001 |
257 |
1 |
116.85 |
2021-01-30 |
| 61. |
I once lived in the Lost Woods, until the day I wandered int... |
116.35 |
1.0118 |
0.0291 |
205 |
1 |
116.35 |
2021-02-06 |
| 62. |
Someday, I hope to make it clear to you that success is not ... |
116.23 |
1.0321 |
0.0048 |
319 |
1 |
116.23 |
2021-01-30 |
| 63. |
She asks me to kill the spider. Instead, I get the most peac... |
115.80 |
1.0303 |
0.0045 |
323 |
1 |
115.80 |
2021-02-06 |
| 64. |
Yet high over the city our line of yellow windows must have ... |
115.39 |
0.9826 |
0.0540 |
295 |
1 |
115.39 |
2021-01-29 |
| 65. |
That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something p... |
115.04 |
1.0665 |
-0.0218 |
278 |
1 |
115.04 |
2021-02-06 |
| 66. |
Baby, ever wondered why I could make you laugh and cry? Ecli... |
114.71 |
1.1151 |
-0.0443 |
224 |
1 |
114.71 |
2021-02-07 |
| 67. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
114.67 |
1.0787 |
-0.0525 |
237 |
1 |
114.67 |
2021-01-30 |
| 68. |
You're just a whiny little basket case who's milking this de... |
114.44 |
1.0141 |
0.0089 |
276 |
1 |
114.44 |
2021-02-06 |
| 69. |
Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you ... |
114.35 |
1.0423 |
-0.0190 |
162 |
1 |
114.35 |
2021-02-06 |
| 70. |
With gene therapy, we can remove those genes which we know m... |
114.21 |
1.0369 |
-0.0123 |
195 |
1 |
114.21 |
2021-01-30 |
| 71. |
Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day? Don... |
114.09 |
1.0840 |
-0.0630 |
227 |
1 |
114.09 |
2021-02-06 |
| 72. |
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more... |
113.93 |
1.0448 |
-0.0380 |
182 |
1 |
113.93 |
2021-02-07 |
| 73. |
Yeah, divide and conquer is great, but he knows he has to ta... |
113.70 |
0.9808 |
0.0168 |
179 |
1 |
113.70 |
2021-01-30 |
| 74. |
That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight losing m... |
113.47 |
1.0267 |
-0.0132 |
181 |
1 |
113.47 |
2021-01-29 |
| 75. |
Your bed is with you in the void. But not for long - it goes... |
112.63 |
1.0558 |
-0.0525 |
232 |
1 |
112.63 |
2021-01-30 |
| 76. |
I would've told her that Davis and I never talked much, or e... |
112.08 |
1.0534 |
-0.0495 |
301 |
1 |
112.08 |
2021-02-06 |
| 77. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
111.97 |
1.0496 |
-0.0479 |
314 |
1 |
111.97 |
2023-09-14 |
| 78. |
Oh baby, it's alright. It's alright to feel like a fat child... |
111.86 |
1.0343 |
-0.0285 |
238 |
1 |
111.86 |
2021-02-06 |
| 79. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
111.83 |
0.9636 |
0.0379 |
254 |
1 |
111.83 |
2021-02-07 |
| 80. |
The moon belongs to everyone; the best things in life are fr... |
111.58 |
1.0652 |
-0.0712 |
292 |
1 |
111.58 |
2021-02-07 |
| 81. |
I remember how you said that sometimes it gets just a little... |
111.28 |
1.0962 |
-0.1038 |
182 |
1 |
111.28 |
2021-01-30 |
| 82. |
Traumatized people so often keep repeating the same problems... |
111.25 |
1.0274 |
-0.0349 |
275 |
1 |
111.25 |
2021-01-30 |
| 83. |
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasn't been w... |
111.18 |
0.9759 |
0.0033 |
170 |
1 |
111.18 |
2021-02-07 |
| 84. |
I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the h... |
111.04 |
1.0670 |
-0.0790 |
233 |
1 |
111.04 |
2021-02-06 |
| 85. |
Now, normally, she sells seashells by the seashore, but toda... |
110.57 |
0.9967 |
-0.0115 |
261 |
1 |
110.57 |
2021-02-06 |
| 86. |
Sometimes at night I let it get to me. And sometimes, I'm su... |
109.91 |
1.0801 |
-0.0990 |
212 |
1 |
109.91 |
2021-02-06 |
| 87. |
When a free man dies, he loses the pleasure of life. A slave... |
109.71 |
0.9888 |
-0.0248 |
173 |
1 |
109.71 |
2021-01-30 |
| 88. |
You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There ... |
109.57 |
0.9836 |
-0.0222 |
176 |
1 |
109.57 |
2021-02-07 |
| 89. |
To think that the affairs of this life always remain in the ... |
109.54 |
1.0118 |
-0.0250 |
473 |
1 |
109.54 |
2021-02-06 |
| 90. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
109.29 |
1.0288 |
-0.0177 |
300 |
1 |
109.29 |
2021-02-01 |
| 91. |
Love isn't just wanting another person the way you want to o... |
109.29 |
1.0667 |
-0.0888 |
207 |
1 |
109.29 |
2021-02-06 |
| 92. |
The inability to envision a certain kind of person doing a c... |
109.17 |
1.0230 |
-0.0427 |
402 |
1 |
109.17 |
2021-02-06 |
| 93. |
I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning, ho... |
109.06 |
0.9605 |
0.0181 |
292 |
1 |
109.06 |
2021-02-06 |
| 94. |
When he utilizes combined energy, his fighting men become as... |
108.85 |
0.9840 |
-0.0051 |
292 |
1 |
108.85 |
2021-02-06 |
| 95. |
I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour. I'll be ... |
108.77 |
1.0152 |
-0.0520 |
156 |
1 |
108.77 |
2021-02-06 |
| 96. |
Perhaps I'm just projecting my own concern about it. I know ... |
107.66 |
1.0196 |
-0.0552 |
227 |
1 |
107.66 |
2021-01-30 |
| 97. |
Look, I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he ... |
107.54 |
1.0204 |
-0.0580 |
309 |
1 |
107.54 |
2021-02-07 |
| 98. |
To teach how to live without certainty, and yet without bein... |
107.39 |
0.9734 |
-0.0274 |
179 |
1 |
107.39 |
2021-02-01 |
| 99. |
She knew since she was little, the world would not sing her ... |
107.35 |
1.0416 |
-0.0860 |
168 |
1 |
107.35 |
2021-02-06 |
| 100. |
Stanley spent more time pushing the wheelbarrow than digging... |
107.22 |
1.0085 |
-0.0467 |
257 |
1 |
107.22 |
2021-02-06 |
| 101. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
106.65 |
0.8628 |
0.0920 |
196 |
1 |
106.65 |
2020-10-31 |
| 102. |
If you are one of earth's inhabitants, how blest your father... |
106.65 |
0.9964 |
-0.0392 |
390 |
1 |
106.65 |
2021-02-07 |
| 103. |
The hills are alive with the sound of music, with songs they... |
106.52 |
1.1150 |
-0.1626 |
185 |
1 |
106.52 |
2020-10-31 |
| 104. |
Turn me loose from your hands, let me fly to distant lands o... |
106.40 |
1.0636 |
-0.1132 |
164 |
1 |
106.40 |
2020-10-31 |
| 105. |
For my hope was founded on a fat man in Bree; and my fear wa... |
106.36 |
1.0505 |
-0.1058 |
205 |
1 |
106.36 |
2021-01-29 |
| 106. |
I'm not the one who's lost with no direction, but you'll nev... |
105.83 |
1.0204 |
-0.0857 |
179 |
1 |
105.83 |
2021-02-06 |
| 107. |
What isn't clear is why people always say "goes without sayi... |
105.77 |
0.9651 |
-0.0355 |
146 |
1 |
105.77 |
2021-02-06 |
| 108. |
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what ... |
105.25 |
1.0290 |
-0.0863 |
258 |
1 |
105.25 |
2021-02-07 |
| 109. |
All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to t... |
105.16 |
1.0645 |
-0.1311 |
136 |
1 |
105.16 |
2021-02-06 |
| 110. |
I see something of God each hour of the twenty-four, and eac... |
104.94 |
1.0473 |
-0.1051 |
329 |
2 |
104.20 |
2021-02-07 |
| 111. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
104.89 |
0.9635 |
-0.0233 |
389 |
1 |
104.89 |
2021-02-06 |
| 112. |
A powerful monster, living down in the darkness, growled in ... |
104.64 |
1.0033 |
-0.0703 |
222 |
1 |
104.64 |
2021-01-30 |
| 113. |
That's what makes you dangerous. It's not the mask, it's not... |
104.61 |
0.9657 |
-0.0325 |
234 |
1 |
104.61 |
2020-10-31 |
| 114. |
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inabil... |
104.24 |
1.0407 |
-0.1106 |
240 |
1 |
104.24 |
2021-01-30 |
| 115. |
Human beings do not live forever, Reuven. We live less than ... |
104.12 |
1.0687 |
-0.1343 |
328 |
1 |
104.12 |
2021-02-01 |
| 116. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
103.85 |
1.0203 |
-0.0892 |
261 |
1 |
103.85 |
2021-02-01 |
| 117. |
I breathed in my new surroundings. The air smelled different... |
103.81 |
1.0005 |
-0.0871 |
198 |
1 |
103.81 |
2021-02-07 |
| 118. |
You, the people, have the power. The power to create machine... |
103.80 |
1.0612 |
-0.1384 |
390 |
1 |
103.80 |
2021-01-29 |
| 119. |
I wish I could just make you turn around and see me cry. The... |
103.76 |
1.0863 |
-0.1608 |
162 |
1 |
103.76 |
2021-02-06 |
| 120. |
To feel it so like myself, indeed, so brotherly, made me rea... |
103.54 |
1.0161 |
-0.0854 |
330 |
1 |
103.54 |
2021-01-30 |
| 121. |
I been doin' this a long time. I ain't never said nothin' to... |
103.42 |
1.0129 |
-0.0975 |
68 |
1 |
103.42 |
2021-02-01 |
| 122. |
Come on and love me just a little bit. I'm gonna teach you h... |
103.41 |
0.9984 |
-0.0855 |
124 |
1 |
103.41 |
2021-02-06 |
| 123. |
Really knowing is good. Not knowing, or refusing to know, is... |
103.31 |
1.0173 |
-0.1086 |
173 |
1 |
103.31 |
2021-01-30 |
| 124. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
102.48 |
0.9068 |
0.0106 |
225 |
1 |
102.48 |
2021-02-06 |
| 125. |
When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained. But ... |
102.41 |
1.0133 |
-0.0986 |
232 |
1 |
102.41 |
2021-02-06 |
| 126. |
On rainy afternoons, embroidering with a group of friends on... |
102.25 |
0.9995 |
-0.0823 |
279 |
1 |
102.25 |
2021-02-06 |
| 127. |
When another blames you or hates you, or people voice simila... |
102.05 |
1.0418 |
-0.1341 |
268 |
1 |
102.05 |
2021-02-06 |
| 128. |
I'm on Johnson Avenue in San Luis Obispo, and I'm five years... |
101.94 |
0.9001 |
0.0132 |
172 |
1 |
101.94 |
2021-02-06 |
| 129. |
Space ain't man's final frontier. Man's final frontier is th... |
101.85 |
1.0136 |
-0.1004 |
204 |
1 |
101.85 |
2021-02-06 |
| 130. |
For what you see and hear depends a good deal on where you a... |
101.58 |
1.0853 |
-0.1980 |
120 |
1 |
101.58 |
2021-02-07 |
| 131. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
101.40 |
1.0263 |
-0.1196 |
267 |
1 |
101.40 |
2021-02-07 |
| 132. |
In the case of college students, 80 to 90 percent of respond... |
101.38 |
0.9319 |
-0.0375 |
148 |
1 |
101.38 |
2021-02-06 |
| 133. |
Now the years are rolling by me. They are rocking evenly. An... |
101.16 |
1.0077 |
-0.1044 |
261 |
1 |
101.16 |
2021-01-30 |
| 134. |
At three in the morning the blood runs slow and thick, and s... |
100.71 |
1.0189 |
-0.1234 |
203 |
1 |
100.71 |
2021-01-30 |
| 135. |
You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ... |
100.60 |
0.8914 |
0.0090 |
366 |
1 |
100.60 |
2021-01-30 |
| 136. |
I have climbed the highest mountains, I have run through the... |
100.03 |
1.0120 |
-0.1161 |
176 |
1 |
100.03 |
2021-01-30 |
| 137. |
The sun lay on the grass and warmed it, and in the shade und... |
99.92 |
1.0248 |
-0.1294 |
284 |
1 |
99.92 |
2021-01-30 |
| 138. |
Whenever there is a meeting, a parting shall follow. But tha... |
99.91 |
1.0525 |
-0.1650 |
172 |
1 |
99.91 |
2021-02-06 |
| 139. |
Even a child that receives one bit of praise has the ability... |
99.75 |
1.0247 |
-0.1346 |
344 |
1 |
99.75 |
2021-02-06 |
| 140. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
99.57 |
0.9597 |
-0.0668 |
347 |
1 |
99.57 |
2021-02-06 |
| 141. |
No matter what they call us, however they attack, no matter ... |
99.36 |
1.0266 |
-0.1389 |
211 |
1 |
99.36 |
2021-02-07 |
| 142. |
There are many ways to get out; surrender is one, losing is ... |
98.92 |
1.0206 |
-0.1360 |
294 |
1 |
98.92 |
2021-02-06 |
| 143. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
97.60 |
1.0714 |
-0.2029 |
129 |
1 |
97.60 |
2021-02-06 |
| 144. |
Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like m... |
97.31 |
1.0031 |
-0.1330 |
170 |
1 |
97.31 |
2021-02-06 |
| 145. |
I must've forgot, you can't trust me. I'm open a moment and ... |
96.70 |
1.0400 |
-0.1770 |
234 |
1 |
96.70 |
2021-01-29 |
| 146. |
As my bones grew they did hurt. They hurt really bad. I trie... |
96.20 |
1.0619 |
-0.2020 |
223 |
1 |
96.20 |
2021-01-29 |
| 147. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
96.16 |
0.9500 |
-0.0886 |
362 |
1 |
96.16 |
2021-02-06 |
| 148. |
Now that I've tried to talk to you and make you understand. ... |
95.95 |
1.0839 |
-0.2393 |
177 |
1 |
95.95 |
2021-02-01 |
| 149. |
For example, by owning your own corporation, your vacations ... |
95.91 |
0.9725 |
-0.0711 |
279 |
1 |
95.91 |
2021-02-01 |
| 150. |
We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pai... |
95.06 |
0.9918 |
-0.1398 |
233 |
1 |
95.06 |
2021-01-30 |
| 151. |
She took a deep breath. "Do you remember I told you he's an ... |
94.98 |
0.8842 |
-0.0379 |
155 |
1 |
94.98 |
2021-01-30 |
| 152. |
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you... |
94.69 |
1.0237 |
-0.1826 |
227 |
1 |
94.69 |
2021-02-06 |
| 153. |
At 211 degrees, water is hot. At 212 degrees, it boils. And ... |
93.64 |
0.8974 |
-0.0581 |
174 |
2 |
92.72 |
2021-02-06 |
| 154. |
Say, go through the darkest of days. Heaven's a heartbreak a... |
92.52 |
0.9544 |
-0.1280 |
161 |
1 |
92.52 |
2021-02-01 |
| 155. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
92.21 |
1.0025 |
-0.1785 |
336 |
1 |
92.21 |
2021-02-06 |
| 156. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
91.95 |
1.0444 |
-0.2266 |
197 |
1 |
91.95 |
2021-02-07 |
| 157. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
91.25 |
1.0763 |
-0.2232 |
367 |
1 |
91.25 |
2021-01-30 |
| 158. |
What do you do with the mad that you feel, when you feel so ... |
91.08 |
1.0420 |
-0.2304 |
301 |
1 |
91.08 |
2021-02-06 |
| 159. |
It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that... |
85.93 |
0.9907 |
-0.2228 |
210 |
1 |
85.93 |
2021-02-06 |
| 160. |
The withered leaves collect at my feet and the wind begins t... |
84.65 |
1.0263 |
-0.2726 |
231 |
1 |
84.65 |
2021-02-06 |
| 161. |
I'll dive in the sky. Oh, the waters alive! I'll float down ... |
84.18 |
0.9449 |
-0.1937 |
170 |
1 |
84.18 |
2021-02-07 |
| 162. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
82.89 |
0.8787 |
-0.1367 |
202 |
1 |
82.89 |
2021-02-06 |
| 163. |
Maybe you should come with me for a few weeks. See what happ... |
79.35 |
1.0285 |
-0.3222 |
124 |
1 |
79.35 |
2021-01-30 |
| 164. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
75.39 |
0.7876 |
-0.1129 |
316 |
1 |
75.39 |
2021-01-30 |
| 165. |
I read this thing the other day about how when you hear that... |
75.05 |
1.0574 |
-0.3892 |
225 |
1 |
75.05 |
2021-02-06 |
| 166. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
60.37 |
1.0120 |
-0.4758 |
290 |
1 |
60.37 |
2021-02-06 |