| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
111.83 |
1.1215 |
0.3064 |
200 |
5 |
90.84 |
2012-12-12 |
| 2. |
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the ju... |
103.91 |
1.0459 |
0.2897 |
200 |
3 |
87.60 |
2012-12-13 |
| 3. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
103.00 |
1.0419 |
0.2459 |
261 |
3 |
85.28 |
2012-12-03 |
| 4. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
102.55 |
1.0396 |
0.2404 |
149 |
1 |
102.55 |
2012-12-12 |
| 5. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
98.92 |
1.0604 |
0.2111 |
260 |
2 |
94.21 |
2012-12-12 |
| 6. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
98.60 |
1.0398 |
0.1881 |
110 |
2 |
93.03 |
2012-12-14 |
| 7. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
98.55 |
1.0131 |
0.2180 |
225 |
1 |
98.55 |
2012-12-12 |
| 8. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
98.37 |
1.0232 |
0.2444 |
236 |
5 |
81.14 |
2012-12-14 |
| 9. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
97.61 |
1.1323 |
0.1209 |
341 |
2 |
89.94 |
2012-12-12 |
| 10. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
97.18 |
1.0197 |
0.1948 |
226 |
2 |
81.74 |
2012-12-12 |
| 11. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
95.80 |
1.0885 |
0.1107 |
315 |
2 |
94.15 |
2012-12-12 |
| 12. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
95.73 |
1.0943 |
0.1365 |
206 |
1 |
95.73 |
2012-11-19 |
| 13. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
95.36 |
1.0211 |
0.2043 |
213 |
2 |
84.41 |
2012-12-12 |
| 14. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
94.82 |
1.0201 |
0.1685 |
375 |
1 |
94.82 |
2012-12-12 |
| 15. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
94.75 |
1.0740 |
0.1506 |
264 |
2 |
92.89 |
2012-12-12 |
| 16. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
94.41 |
1.0863 |
0.1308 |
210 |
3 |
86.88 |
2012-12-12 |
| 17. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
94.22 |
1.0677 |
0.1420 |
284 |
4 |
83.30 |
2012-12-12 |
| 18. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
94.16 |
1.0214 |
0.1564 |
269 |
2 |
80.65 |
2012-11-19 |
| 19. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
93.98 |
1.0905 |
0.1198 |
210 |
1 |
93.98 |
2012-12-12 |
| 20. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
93.23 |
1.0725 |
0.1221 |
233 |
7 |
80.96 |
2012-12-12 |
| 21. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
92.62 |
1.0523 |
0.1044 |
256 |
4 |
76.81 |
2012-12-14 |
| 22. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
92.56 |
1.0696 |
0.0864 |
226 |
1 |
92.56 |
2012-11-07 |
| 23. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
92.53 |
1.0352 |
0.1238 |
341 |
2 |
85.20 |
2012-12-12 |
| 24. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
91.93 |
1.0673 |
0.1255 |
230 |
3 |
79.46 |
2012-11-19 |
| 25. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
91.82 |
1.1114 |
0.0355 |
247 |
1 |
91.82 |
2012-11-07 |
| 26. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
91.43 |
1.0240 |
0.1163 |
256 |
2 |
88.30 |
2012-11-07 |
| 27. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
91.27 |
0.9307 |
0.2177 |
246 |
1 |
91.27 |
2012-11-07 |
| 28. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
90.72 |
1.0528 |
0.0795 |
201 |
3 |
84.56 |
2012-12-14 |
| 29. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
90.45 |
1.0993 |
0.0310 |
265 |
1 |
90.45 |
2012-12-12 |
| 30. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
90.43 |
1.0201 |
0.1076 |
172 |
3 |
81.07 |
2012-12-12 |
| 31. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
90.13 |
1.0613 |
0.0663 |
266 |
1 |
90.13 |
2012-12-03 |
| 32. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
90.12 |
0.9946 |
0.1315 |
246 |
3 |
84.37 |
2012-12-12 |
| 33. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
90.11 |
1.0799 |
0.0443 |
243 |
1 |
90.11 |
2012-12-13 |
| 34. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
90.06 |
1.0412 |
0.0853 |
225 |
4 |
84.16 |
2012-12-12 |
| 35. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
89.47 |
1.0774 |
0.0703 |
304 |
4 |
83.23 |
2012-11-19 |
| 36. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
89.29 |
1.0213 |
0.0936 |
240 |
4 |
82.36 |
2012-12-12 |
| 37. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
88.76 |
0.9233 |
0.1831 |
168 |
3 |
74.78 |
2012-12-12 |
| 38. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
88.62 |
1.0399 |
0.0693 |
294 |
2 |
87.74 |
2012-12-12 |
| 39. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
88.50 |
1.0498 |
0.0538 |
180 |
1 |
88.50 |
2012-12-12 |
| 40. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
88.42 |
1.1296 |
0.0079 |
252 |
3 |
86.23 |
2012-12-12 |
| 41. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
88.38 |
1.0463 |
0.0556 |
182 |
1 |
88.38 |
2012-11-07 |
| 42. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
88.33 |
1.0787 |
0.0251 |
237 |
2 |
86.58 |
2012-12-03 |
| 43. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
88.25 |
0.9884 |
0.1140 |
233 |
2 |
77.80 |
2012-11-07 |
| 44. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
88.06 |
1.0218 |
0.0776 |
268 |
2 |
81.79 |
2012-12-12 |
| 45. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
88.05 |
1.1068 |
0.0296 |
393 |
1 |
88.05 |
2012-11-19 |
| 46. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
88.04 |
0.9912 |
0.1390 |
237 |
2 |
81.49 |
2012-12-12 |
| 47. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
87.70 |
1.0368 |
0.0592 |
276 |
2 |
87.62 |
2012-11-19 |
| 48. |
Sometimes you concentrate more on racing the cars around you... |
87.46 |
1.0968 |
0.0295 |
365 |
3 |
82.15 |
2012-12-12 |
| 49. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
87.34 |
1.0252 |
0.0638 |
176 |
2 |
85.67 |
2012-12-14 |
| 50. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
87.16 |
1.0684 |
0.0513 |
253 |
1 |
87.16 |
2012-11-19 |
| 51. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
87.10 |
1.0496 |
0.0388 |
314 |
4 |
82.52 |
2012-12-14 |
| 52. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
86.51 |
0.9798 |
0.0982 |
199 |
3 |
81.71 |
2012-12-12 |
| 53. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
86.32 |
1.0972 |
0.0118 |
251 |
1 |
86.32 |
2012-11-07 |
| 54. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
85.91 |
0.9966 |
0.0772 |
259 |
2 |
85.45 |
2012-12-12 |
| 55. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
85.59 |
1.0361 |
0.0342 |
269 |
1 |
85.59 |
2012-11-07 |
| 56. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
85.44 |
1.0515 |
0.0151 |
250 |
1 |
85.44 |
2012-11-07 |
| 57. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
85.30 |
0.9907 |
0.0742 |
211 |
3 |
80.35 |
2012-12-14 |
| 58. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
84.96 |
1.0669 |
0.0283 |
213 |
1 |
84.96 |
2012-11-07 |
| 59. |
Being comfortable in the car is critical. If you're not comf... |
84.95 |
0.9911 |
0.0675 |
212 |
1 |
84.95 |
2012-12-13 |
| 60. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
84.94 |
1.0829 |
-0.0209 |
288 |
1 |
84.94 |
2012-12-12 |
| 61. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
84.75 |
0.9991 |
0.0598 |
225 |
2 |
77.60 |
2012-11-19 |
| 62. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
84.74 |
1.0257 |
0.0365 |
401 |
1 |
84.74 |
2012-12-12 |
| 63. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
84.63 |
0.9943 |
0.0639 |
373 |
2 |
77.91 |
2012-12-14 |
| 64. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
84.57 |
0.9904 |
0.1084 |
203 |
1 |
84.57 |
2012-12-12 |
| 65. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
84.44 |
0.9772 |
0.0773 |
217 |
3 |
81.32 |
2012-12-12 |
| 66. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
84.32 |
1.0797 |
-0.0292 |
210 |
2 |
84.26 |
2012-12-12 |
| 67. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
84.09 |
1.0343 |
0.0569 |
242 |
3 |
80.35 |
2012-12-12 |
| 68. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
84.09 |
1.0608 |
0.0250 |
258 |
1 |
84.09 |
2012-12-13 |
| 69. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
83.74 |
1.1016 |
-0.0559 |
233 |
2 |
77.17 |
2012-12-14 |
| 70. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
83.68 |
1.0328 |
0.0465 |
356 |
1 |
83.68 |
2012-12-12 |
| 71. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
83.63 |
1.0352 |
0.0109 |
341 |
1 |
83.63 |
2012-11-19 |
| 72. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
83.55 |
1.0189 |
0.0270 |
337 |
1 |
83.55 |
2012-11-07 |
| 73. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
82.57 |
1.0883 |
-0.0242 |
303 |
1 |
82.57 |
2012-12-12 |
| 74. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
82.48 |
1.0183 |
0.0094 |
191 |
2 |
76.72 |
2012-11-13 |
| 75. |
For centuries, human society has taken the gifts of nature f... |
81.80 |
1.0012 |
0.0216 |
260 |
1 |
81.80 |
2012-11-07 |
| 76. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
81.76 |
1.0796 |
-0.0618 |
129 |
1 |
81.76 |
2012-12-14 |
| 77. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
81.72 |
0.9649 |
0.0556 |
193 |
1 |
81.72 |
2012-12-12 |
| 78. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
81.71 |
0.9350 |
0.0845 |
195 |
1 |
81.71 |
2012-11-07 |
| 79. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
81.68 |
0.9846 |
0.0353 |
281 |
1 |
81.68 |
2012-12-12 |
| 80. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
81.64 |
1.0535 |
-0.0012 |
326 |
1 |
81.64 |
2012-12-14 |
| 81. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
81.44 |
1.0644 |
-0.0105 |
257 |
2 |
79.75 |
2012-12-12 |
| 82. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
81.43 |
0.9965 |
0.0190 |
168 |
2 |
76.57 |
2012-12-12 |
| 83. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
81.40 |
1.0297 |
-0.0135 |
249 |
3 |
77.25 |
2012-11-19 |
| 84. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
81.19 |
1.0574 |
-0.0135 |
205 |
1 |
81.19 |
2012-12-03 |
| 85. |
First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... |
81.11 |
0.9831 |
0.0281 |
222 |
2 |
78.23 |
2012-11-19 |
| 86. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
81.06 |
1.0349 |
-0.0231 |
234 |
2 |
76.27 |
2012-12-12 |
| 87. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
81.02 |
0.9786 |
0.0333 |
235 |
5 |
79.09 |
2012-12-12 |
| 88. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
80.89 |
1.0441 |
0.0053 |
316 |
1 |
80.89 |
2012-11-19 |
| 89. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
80.76 |
0.9756 |
0.0325 |
229 |
1 |
80.76 |
2012-11-07 |
| 90. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
80.57 |
1.0177 |
0.0227 |
392 |
1 |
80.57 |
2012-11-07 |
| 91. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
80.40 |
1.0062 |
-0.0014 |
288 |
2 |
80.21 |
2012-11-07 |
| 92. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
80.25 |
1.0289 |
-0.0250 |
276 |
2 |
78.80 |
2012-12-13 |
| 93. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
80.09 |
1.0053 |
-0.0057 |
232 |
3 |
77.30 |
2012-12-12 |
| 94. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
79.94 |
0.9731 |
0.0195 |
129 |
1 |
79.94 |
2012-11-07 |
| 95. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
79.86 |
0.9527 |
0.0450 |
251 |
2 |
79.79 |
2012-11-19 |
| 96. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
79.85 |
1.0595 |
-0.0613 |
379 |
1 |
79.85 |
2012-12-14 |
| 97. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
79.63 |
0.9965 |
-0.0018 |
310 |
2 |
79.24 |
2012-11-19 |
| 98. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
79.61 |
0.9646 |
0.0294 |
264 |
1 |
79.61 |
2012-11-19 |
| 99. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
79.43 |
1.0172 |
0.0079 |
341 |
1 |
79.43 |
2012-11-07 |
| 100. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
79.31 |
0.9941 |
-0.0051 |
217 |
3 |
70.43 |
2012-12-12 |
| 101. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
79.00 |
0.9865 |
0.0007 |
276 |
1 |
79.00 |
2012-12-12 |
| 102. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
78.99 |
1.0444 |
-0.0616 |
197 |
2 |
74.42 |
2012-12-12 |
| 103. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
78.98 |
0.9938 |
-0.0074 |
339 |
1 |
78.98 |
2012-11-19 |
| 104. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
78.76 |
1.0506 |
-0.0374 |
277 |
1 |
78.76 |
2012-11-07 |
| 105. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
78.66 |
0.9365 |
0.0464 |
248 |
1 |
78.66 |
2012-12-03 |
| 106. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
78.65 |
1.0565 |
-0.0762 |
247 |
2 |
78.64 |
2012-12-14 |
| 107. |
Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
78.58 |
1.0555 |
-0.0478 |
323 |
1 |
78.58 |
2012-11-19 |
| 108. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
78.47 |
1.0331 |
-0.0555 |
234 |
1 |
78.47 |
2012-12-12 |
| 109. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
78.13 |
0.9820 |
-0.0077 |
274 |
2 |
75.39 |
2012-12-12 |
| 110. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
78.04 |
1.0389 |
-0.0631 |
340 |
1 |
78.04 |
2012-11-07 |
| 111. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
78.03 |
0.9710 |
0.0001 |
173 |
1 |
78.03 |
2012-11-07 |
| 112. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
77.94 |
1.0263 |
-0.0532 |
267 |
1 |
77.94 |
2012-11-07 |
| 113. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
77.90 |
0.9532 |
0.0191 |
258 |
1 |
77.90 |
2012-12-13 |
| 114. |
Because most of the 150,000 tons of gold ever mined is still... |
77.78 |
0.9303 |
0.0367 |
176 |
1 |
77.78 |
2012-11-07 |
| 115. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
77.63 |
1.0077 |
0.0030 |
250 |
1 |
77.63 |
2012-11-19 |
| 116. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
77.56 |
1.0668 |
-0.0980 |
350 |
1 |
77.56 |
2012-11-07 |
| 117. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
77.53 |
1.0385 |
-0.0712 |
230 |
2 |
77.37 |
2012-12-12 |
| 118. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
77.29 |
1.0917 |
-0.0995 |
243 |
1 |
77.29 |
2012-12-12 |
| 119. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
77.17 |
0.9202 |
0.0438 |
254 |
1 |
77.17 |
2012-11-19 |
| 120. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
77.03 |
0.9557 |
0.0098 |
331 |
1 |
77.03 |
2012-11-07 |
| 121. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
76.94 |
1.0320 |
-0.0324 |
293 |
2 |
75.17 |
2012-11-07 |
| 122. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
76.88 |
1.0669 |
-0.0736 |
286 |
1 |
76.88 |
2012-12-12 |
| 123. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
76.56 |
0.9340 |
0.0207 |
296 |
1 |
76.56 |
2012-11-07 |
| 124. |
By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environ... |
76.54 |
0.9726 |
-0.0206 |
154 |
1 |
76.54 |
2012-11-07 |
| 125. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
76.45 |
1.0577 |
-0.1058 |
247 |
2 |
72.97 |
2012-12-12 |
| 126. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
76.44 |
0.8826 |
0.0737 |
296 |
2 |
75.08 |
2012-12-12 |
| 127. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
76.11 |
1.0379 |
-0.0508 |
245 |
1 |
76.11 |
2012-12-12 |
| 128. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
76.02 |
1.0763 |
-0.0890 |
367 |
1 |
76.02 |
2012-11-07 |
| 129. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
75.87 |
1.0063 |
-0.0590 |
371 |
1 |
75.87 |
2012-11-07 |
| 130. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
75.84 |
1.0767 |
-0.1315 |
212 |
1 |
75.84 |
2012-11-19 |
| 131. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
75.82 |
0.9897 |
-0.0441 |
274 |
1 |
75.82 |
2012-11-07 |
| 132. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
75.76 |
0.9734 |
-0.0282 |
289 |
1 |
75.76 |
2012-11-07 |
| 133. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
75.60 |
1.0795 |
-0.1029 |
226 |
1 |
75.60 |
2012-11-07 |
| 134. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
75.51 |
1.0390 |
-0.0991 |
205 |
1 |
75.51 |
2012-12-12 |
| 135. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
75.41 |
1.0714 |
-0.1342 |
129 |
2 |
74.98 |
2012-11-07 |
| 136. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
75.18 |
0.9351 |
0.0005 |
190 |
1 |
75.18 |
2012-11-07 |
| 137. |
I believe in love, and I know that you do too. And I believe... |
75.15 |
1.0384 |
-0.1060 |
183 |
1 |
75.15 |
2012-11-19 |
| 138. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
75.02 |
1.0487 |
-0.1152 |
231 |
1 |
75.02 |
2012-12-12 |
| 139. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
74.90 |
1.0358 |
-0.0641 |
349 |
1 |
74.90 |
2012-11-07 |
| 140. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
74.86 |
0.9514 |
-0.0169 |
237 |
1 |
74.86 |
2012-12-03 |
| 141. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
74.71 |
1.0099 |
-0.0781 |
207 |
1 |
74.71 |
2012-11-07 |
| 142. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
74.49 |
0.9976 |
-0.0458 |
174 |
2 |
71.57 |
2012-12-12 |
| 143. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
74.20 |
0.9372 |
-0.0081 |
320 |
1 |
74.20 |
2012-11-19 |
| 144. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
74.05 |
0.9697 |
-0.0448 |
249 |
1 |
74.05 |
2012-12-14 |
| 145. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
73.94 |
1.0534 |
-0.1298 |
357 |
1 |
73.94 |
2012-11-07 |
| 146. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
73.71 |
0.9844 |
-0.0632 |
293 |
1 |
73.71 |
2012-12-12 |
| 147. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
73.52 |
1.0120 |
-0.0940 |
290 |
1 |
73.52 |
2012-11-07 |
| 148. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
73.46 |
0.9266 |
-0.0100 |
267 |
1 |
73.46 |
2012-11-07 |
| 149. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
73.28 |
0.9905 |
-0.0720 |
377 |
2 |
68.38 |
2012-12-13 |
| 150. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
73.02 |
0.9790 |
-0.0290 |
311 |
1 |
73.02 |
2012-11-07 |
| 151. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
72.99 |
1.0167 |
-0.1026 |
378 |
1 |
72.99 |
2012-11-07 |
| 152. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
72.92 |
1.0029 |
-0.0957 |
209 |
1 |
72.92 |
2012-11-07 |
| 153. |
His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly... |
72.87 |
1.0314 |
-0.1264 |
172 |
1 |
72.87 |
2012-11-07 |
| 154. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
72.51 |
0.9898 |
-0.0511 |
353 |
1 |
72.51 |
2012-11-07 |
| 155. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
72.27 |
1.0615 |
-0.1344 |
305 |
1 |
72.27 |
2012-11-07 |
| 156. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
72.21 |
1.0533 |
-0.1268 |
257 |
1 |
72.21 |
2012-11-19 |
| 157. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
72.06 |
0.9540 |
-0.0551 |
285 |
1 |
72.06 |
2012-11-07 |
| 158. |
First, the layer of dough bakes into bread, a low-water-cont... |
71.80 |
0.9089 |
-0.0117 |
342 |
1 |
71.80 |
2012-11-07 |
| 159. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
71.79 |
1.0013 |
-0.1059 |
273 |
1 |
71.79 |
2012-11-07 |
| 160. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
71.71 |
0.9866 |
-0.0940 |
218 |
2 |
69.51 |
2012-12-12 |
| 161. |
I'll miss the sea, but a person needs new experiences. They ... |
71.71 |
0.9774 |
-0.0833 |
196 |
1 |
71.71 |
2012-11-07 |
| 162. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
71.71 |
1.0429 |
-0.1493 |
259 |
1 |
71.71 |
2012-11-07 |
| 163. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
71.43 |
0.9857 |
-0.0946 |
293 |
1 |
71.43 |
2012-12-03 |
| 164. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
71.40 |
1.0346 |
-0.1014 |
244 |
2 |
68.70 |
2012-11-19 |
| 165. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
71.34 |
0.9899 |
-0.1028 |
163 |
2 |
67.62 |
2012-12-12 |
| 166. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
71.07 |
1.0068 |
-0.1184 |
358 |
1 |
71.07 |
2012-11-07 |
| 167. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
70.92 |
0.9871 |
-0.0639 |
209 |
2 |
68.75 |
2012-12-12 |
| 168. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
70.90 |
1.0109 |
-0.1262 |
276 |
1 |
70.90 |
2012-11-07 |
| 169. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
70.81 |
0.9843 |
-0.1035 |
234 |
1 |
70.81 |
2012-11-07 |
| 170. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
70.67 |
1.0154 |
-0.0867 |
351 |
1 |
70.67 |
2012-11-07 |
| 171. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
70.63 |
0.9426 |
-0.0606 |
317 |
1 |
70.63 |
2012-12-12 |
| 172. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
70.40 |
0.9330 |
-0.0510 |
360 |
1 |
70.40 |
2012-11-19 |
| 173. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
70.33 |
1.0292 |
-0.1526 |
262 |
1 |
70.33 |
2012-11-13 |
| 174. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
70.23 |
0.9769 |
-0.1022 |
263 |
1 |
70.23 |
2012-11-07 |
| 175. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
70.18 |
0.9871 |
-0.0881 |
227 |
2 |
68.98 |
2012-11-07 |
| 176. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
69.87 |
0.9663 |
-0.0944 |
330 |
1 |
69.87 |
2012-11-07 |
| 177. |
Paper as we know it today was invented in China in around 10... |
69.60 |
1.0031 |
-0.1006 |
304 |
1 |
69.60 |
2012-11-07 |
| 178. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
69.60 |
0.9665 |
-0.0501 |
326 |
1 |
69.60 |
2012-11-07 |
| 179. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
69.40 |
1.0403 |
-0.1340 |
275 |
1 |
69.40 |
2012-11-07 |
| 180. |
I must nevertheless point out that our profession very close... |
69.18 |
0.9461 |
-0.0843 |
276 |
1 |
69.18 |
2012-11-07 |
| 181. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
69.17 |
0.9485 |
-0.0852 |
236 |
1 |
69.17 |
2012-11-07 |
| 182. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
68.97 |
0.9936 |
-0.1103 |
227 |
1 |
68.97 |
2012-11-07 |
| 183. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
68.96 |
1.0004 |
-0.1430 |
212 |
1 |
68.96 |
2012-11-07 |
| 184. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
68.51 |
0.9910 |
-0.1359 |
295 |
1 |
68.51 |
2012-12-12 |
| 185. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
68.33 |
1.0613 |
-0.2071 |
456 |
1 |
68.33 |
2012-11-13 |
| 186. |
You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ... |
68.23 |
0.8914 |
-0.0407 |
366 |
1 |
68.23 |
2012-11-07 |
| 187. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
67.49 |
0.9509 |
-0.0712 |
225 |
1 |
67.49 |
2012-11-07 |
| 188. |
To wash down your chicken nuggets with virtually any soft dr... |
67.29 |
0.9504 |
-0.1149 |
263 |
1 |
67.29 |
2012-12-14 |
| 189. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
67.28 |
0.9681 |
-0.1254 |
378 |
1 |
67.28 |
2012-11-07 |
| 190. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
67.20 |
1.0083 |
-0.1268 |
273 |
2 |
65.87 |
2012-11-19 |
| 191. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
66.57 |
0.9673 |
-0.0966 |
232 |
1 |
66.57 |
2012-11-07 |
| 192. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
66.56 |
1.0521 |
-0.2249 |
171 |
1 |
66.56 |
2012-11-07 |
| 193. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
65.89 |
0.9855 |
-0.1308 |
258 |
1 |
65.89 |
2012-11-19 |
| 194. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
65.24 |
0.9072 |
-0.0951 |
237 |
1 |
65.24 |
2012-11-07 |
| 195. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
64.63 |
1.0025 |
-0.1974 |
256 |
1 |
64.63 |
2012-11-07 |
| 196. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
64.02 |
0.9583 |
-0.1199 |
341 |
1 |
64.02 |
2012-11-07 |
| 197. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
63.44 |
0.8961 |
-0.1062 |
189 |
1 |
63.44 |
2012-11-07 |
| 198. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
62.35 |
0.8916 |
-0.1146 |
216 |
1 |
62.35 |
2012-11-07 |
| 199. |
Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... |
53.75 |
0.9353 |
-0.2701 |
177 |
1 |
53.75 |
2012-11-13 |