| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Something in the wind has learned my name and it's telling m... |
88.32 |
1.1377 |
0.5908 |
192 |
1 |
88.32 |
2021-05-08 |
| 2. |
Anything which has ended is finished. That which is perfect ... |
87.50 |
1.0456 |
0.6685 |
323 |
1 |
87.50 |
2021-05-20 |
| 3. |
There's never been a true war that wasn't fought between two... |
86.63 |
1.1006 |
0.5912 |
300 |
1 |
86.63 |
2021-05-10 |
| 4. |
While there are few problems in today's world that the Unite... |
81.93 |
1.0464 |
0.5605 |
152 |
1 |
81.93 |
2021-05-10 |
| 5. |
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, ... |
80.81 |
1.0396 |
0.5389 |
212 |
1 |
80.81 |
2021-05-10 |
| 6. |
I see, these books are probably law books, and it is an esse... |
79.76 |
1.0218 |
0.5422 |
174 |
1 |
79.76 |
2021-05-20 |
| 7. |
You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think t... |
79.76 |
1.0378 |
0.5247 |
223 |
1 |
79.76 |
2021-05-10 |
| 8. |
Relativity is relatively easy to understand. But there's one... |
78.80 |
0.9997 |
0.5471 |
305 |
1 |
78.80 |
2021-05-20 |
| 9. |
You're the one that told me I could swing by any evening, an... |
78.52 |
1.0398 |
0.4898 |
203 |
1 |
78.52 |
2021-05-08 |
| 10. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
77.59 |
1.1296 |
0.4214 |
252 |
1 |
77.59 |
2021-05-08 |
| 11. |
You know no one and no one knows you, and at the same time y... |
77.03 |
1.1023 |
0.4022 |
169 |
1 |
77.03 |
2021-05-08 |
| 12. |
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart o... |
77.02 |
1.0488 |
0.4643 |
321 |
1 |
77.02 |
2021-05-08 |
| 13. |
It's so easy to hate your brother, it should be hard. It's s... |
76.82 |
1.0491 |
0.4548 |
205 |
1 |
76.82 |
2021-05-20 |
| 14. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
74.90 |
1.0008 |
0.5054 |
473 |
1 |
74.90 |
2021-05-20 |
| 15. |
If our civilization goes the way of the dodo and the remnant... |
74.89 |
0.9688 |
0.5000 |
305 |
1 |
74.89 |
2021-05-08 |
| 16. |
To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is j... |
74.10 |
1.0585 |
0.3827 |
391 |
1 |
74.10 |
2021-05-08 |
| 17. |
When we got to the Mint I parked on the street in front of t... |
73.81 |
1.0462 |
0.4002 |
158 |
1 |
73.81 |
2021-05-08 |
| 18. |
We lived at the carnival in summer. We scared ourselves to d... |
73.68 |
1.0161 |
0.4273 |
206 |
1 |
73.68 |
2021-05-08 |
| 19. |
As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer gettin... |
73.58 |
0.9567 |
0.4828 |
134 |
1 |
73.58 |
2021-05-11 |
| 20. |
We all know that something is eternal. And it ain't houses a... |
73.26 |
1.0554 |
0.3838 |
460 |
1 |
73.26 |
2021-05-10 |
| 21. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
73.22 |
0.9684 |
0.4667 |
388 |
1 |
73.22 |
2021-05-08 |
| 22. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
73.03 |
1.0361 |
0.3946 |
269 |
1 |
73.03 |
2021-05-21 |
| 23. |
This is where I feel safe inside and can let go at the same ... |
72.73 |
1.0867 |
0.3262 |
242 |
1 |
72.73 |
2021-05-21 |
| 24. |
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The ... |
72.52 |
1.0245 |
0.3919 |
199 |
1 |
72.52 |
2021-05-08 |
| 25. |
I stopped in the middle of that building and I saw - the sky... |
72.43 |
1.0255 |
0.3900 |
452 |
1 |
72.43 |
2021-05-10 |
| 26. |
My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and... |
72.28 |
0.9558 |
0.4521 |
195 |
2 |
63.00 |
2021-05-20 |
| 27. |
I do not deny that what happened to us is a thing worth laug... |
72.16 |
1.0754 |
0.3400 |
197 |
1 |
72.16 |
2021-05-08 |
| 28. |
Have you ever experienced a time when no matter how hard you... |
72.07 |
1.0280 |
0.3793 |
242 |
1 |
72.07 |
2021-05-08 |
| 29. |
I've heard a lot of talk of Billy Mitchell, and I've heard a... |
72.04 |
1.0215 |
0.3859 |
373 |
1 |
72.04 |
2021-05-11 |
| 30. |
The essential and defining characteristic of childhood is no... |
71.87 |
0.9849 |
0.4054 |
310 |
1 |
71.87 |
2021-05-08 |
| 31. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
71.79 |
0.9632 |
0.4466 |
392 |
1 |
71.79 |
2021-05-20 |
| 32. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
71.70 |
1.0177 |
0.4210 |
392 |
1 |
71.70 |
2021-05-10 |
| 33. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
71.65 |
1.0429 |
0.3587 |
259 |
1 |
71.65 |
2021-05-08 |
| 34. |
To pass beyond is what I seek, I fear that I may be too weak... |
71.64 |
1.0380 |
0.3650 |
200 |
1 |
71.64 |
2021-05-11 |
| 35. |
And the hardest part was letting go, not taking part was the... |
71.56 |
1.0905 |
0.3105 |
161 |
1 |
71.56 |
2021-05-08 |
| 36. |
I wish that I was born a thousand years ago. I wish that I'd... |
71.53 |
1.0561 |
0.3376 |
282 |
1 |
71.53 |
2021-05-11 |
| 37. |
I have these thoughts so often, I ought to replace that slot... |
71.35 |
0.9871 |
0.3802 |
151 |
1 |
71.35 |
2021-02-12 |
| 38. |
A turn here, a turn there, and it goes on for years, becomes... |
71.28 |
1.0199 |
0.3723 |
381 |
1 |
71.28 |
2021-05-08 |
| 39. |
How often do you think about why your friends came into your... |
70.56 |
1.0162 |
0.3606 |
389 |
1 |
70.56 |
2021-05-11 |
| 40. |
I felt good and all washed clean of sin for the first time I... |
70.54 |
1.0989 |
0.2821 |
302 |
1 |
70.54 |
2021-02-12 |
| 41. |
I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting... |
70.53 |
1.0942 |
0.2847 |
263 |
1 |
70.53 |
2021-05-08 |
| 42. |
The voice of anatomy, like the voice of all nature, never re... |
70.53 |
1.0609 |
0.3075 |
257 |
1 |
70.53 |
2021-02-12 |
| 43. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
70.37 |
1.1014 |
0.3142 |
273 |
1 |
70.37 |
2021-05-08 |
| 44. |
The mother was gravely injured. Her only choice was to entru... |
70.36 |
1.0174 |
0.3585 |
259 |
1 |
70.36 |
2021-05-08 |
| 45. |
No. Because there are people out there who buy things, peopl... |
70.33 |
1.0444 |
0.3255 |
235 |
1 |
70.33 |
2021-05-10 |
| 46. |
It led me by the hand, as if to fill the niches in the memor... |
70.12 |
1.0326 |
0.3408 |
241 |
1 |
70.12 |
2021-05-08 |
| 47. |
He implies there is a correlation between his daily work and... |
69.80 |
0.9706 |
0.3956 |
216 |
1 |
69.80 |
2021-05-10 |
| 48. |
But the house gets so quiet sitting here wishing for just an... |
69.30 |
1.0528 |
0.2906 |
258 |
1 |
69.30 |
2021-05-08 |
| 49. |
It's a basic truth of the human condition, that everybody li... |
69.21 |
1.0368 |
0.3033 |
292 |
1 |
69.21 |
2021-05-08 |
| 50. |
Teachers never die. They live in your memory forever. They w... |
69.04 |
1.0567 |
0.2956 |
359 |
1 |
69.04 |
2021-05-20 |
| 51. |
In one small part of space, the war continues. In war, there... |
68.95 |
1.0035 |
0.3319 |
368 |
1 |
68.95 |
2021-05-10 |
| 52. |
There's an old man called the Mississippi, that's the old ma... |
68.60 |
1.0147 |
0.3142 |
440 |
1 |
68.60 |
2021-05-10 |
| 53. |
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their padd... |
68.53 |
0.9801 |
0.3652 |
209 |
1 |
68.53 |
2021-05-08 |
| 54. |
Tonight I'll dream while in my bed. When silly thoughts go t... |
68.17 |
1.0458 |
0.2797 |
223 |
1 |
68.17 |
2021-05-10 |
| 55. |
I don't know if I will have the time to write any more lette... |
68.17 |
1.0838 |
0.2533 |
374 |
2 |
61.00 |
2021-05-08 |
| 56. |
You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about... |
68.04 |
1.0125 |
0.3054 |
138 |
2 |
60.20 |
2021-05-08 |
| 57. |
I guess this is just another lost cause, Mr. Paine. All you ... |
67.67 |
1.0182 |
0.3052 |
307 |
2 |
54.40 |
2021-05-21 |
| 58. |
Then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way. There w... |
67.56 |
0.9718 |
0.3530 |
193 |
1 |
67.56 |
2021-05-10 |
| 59. |
Oh baby, it's alright. It's alright to feel like a fat child... |
66.01 |
1.0343 |
0.2600 |
238 |
1 |
66.01 |
2021-05-08 |
| 60. |
Wrongfully imprisoned action heroes rarely have the time to ... |
65.67 |
0.9881 |
0.2996 |
316 |
1 |
65.67 |
2021-05-08 |
| 61. |
If he needs a million acres to make him feel rich, seems to ... |
65.64 |
0.9814 |
0.3022 |
275 |
1 |
65.64 |
2021-05-08 |
| 62. |
If you worship money and things, if they are where you tap r... |
65.58 |
1.0570 |
0.2224 |
334 |
1 |
65.58 |
2020-11-14 |
| 63. |
If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room would you... |
65.52 |
1.0260 |
0.2554 |
186 |
1 |
65.52 |
2021-05-10 |
| 64. |
If there were to be something non-empty, there would then be... |
65.33 |
1.0439 |
0.2341 |
165 |
1 |
65.33 |
2020-11-12 |
| 65. |
You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're her... |
65.19 |
1.1193 |
0.1490 |
66 |
1 |
65.19 |
2021-05-11 |
| 66. |
Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old ... |
64.29 |
0.9574 |
0.3010 |
312 |
1 |
64.29 |
2021-05-08 |
| 67. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
63.58 |
0.9064 |
0.3442 |
399 |
1 |
63.58 |
2021-05-11 |
| 68. |
Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, dea... |
63.13 |
1.0208 |
0.2127 |
163 |
1 |
63.13 |
2021-05-08 |
| 69. |
Look, I know you're scared about where to go to college, but... |
62.49 |
0.8950 |
0.2823 |
122 |
1 |
62.49 |
2020-11-12 |
| 70. |
I wanna hold you when I'm not supposed to. When I'm lying cl... |
62.24 |
1.0292 |
0.1802 |
190 |
1 |
62.24 |
2021-05-10 |
| 71. |
It is as hard to understand how consciousness emerges and di... |
61.70 |
1.0513 |
0.1453 |
279 |
1 |
61.70 |
2021-02-12 |
| 72. |
So I go about my day as normal. But I can't seem to pass it ... |
61.20 |
1.0174 |
0.1706 |
394 |
1 |
61.20 |
2021-02-12 |
| 73. |
Talk to me baby. Tell me what you're feeling. You say you do... |
60.57 |
1.0460 |
0.1305 |
239 |
1 |
60.57 |
2021-05-08 |
| 74. |
At the doorway on my heart all the leaves are falling down, ... |
60.52 |
1.0613 |
0.1213 |
225 |
1 |
60.52 |
2021-02-12 |
| 75. |
I remember how you said that sometimes it gets just a little... |
60.45 |
1.0962 |
0.0762 |
182 |
1 |
60.45 |
2021-02-12 |
| 76. |
A choice tells the world what is most important to a human b... |
60.44 |
1.1007 |
0.0812 |
197 |
1 |
60.44 |
2021-05-08 |
| 77. |
Your bed is with you in the void. But not for long - it goes... |
60.34 |
1.0558 |
0.1116 |
232 |
1 |
60.34 |
2021-05-08 |
| 78. |
Caddy got the box and set it on the floor and opened it. It ... |
59.76 |
1.0183 |
0.1532 |
164 |
1 |
59.76 |
2021-02-12 |
| 79. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
58.52 |
1.0545 |
0.1266 |
416 |
1 |
58.52 |
2021-02-12 |
| 80. |
Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a ch... |
58.34 |
1.0118 |
0.1311 |
250 |
1 |
58.34 |
2020-11-12 |
| 81. |
I cheated on the intelligence test, I'm sorry! But I just wa... |
57.85 |
1.0316 |
0.0955 |
313 |
1 |
57.85 |
2021-02-12 |
| 82. |
Open to everything happy and sad, seeing the good when it's ... |
57.85 |
1.0312 |
0.1031 |
311 |
1 |
57.85 |
2021-02-12 |
| 83. |
When Zarathustra was thirty years old, he left his home and ... |
56.64 |
0.9395 |
0.1464 |
195 |
1 |
56.64 |
2020-04-01 |
| 84. |
I know it's a mistake. But there are certain things in life ... |
56.37 |
1.1513 |
-0.0599 |
207 |
1 |
56.37 |
2021-02-12 |
| 85. |
The fall of Empire, gentlemen, is a massive thing, however, ... |
56.09 |
0.8489 |
0.2226 |
216 |
1 |
56.09 |
2020-11-11 |
| 86. |
Being comfortable in the car is critical. If you're not comf... |
55.89 |
0.9911 |
0.0965 |
212 |
1 |
55.89 |
2021-05-08 |
| 87. |
I think you're a lonely person. I see all these phones and a... |
55.74 |
0.9857 |
0.0655 |
105 |
1 |
55.74 |
2021-02-12 |
| 88. |
I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round... |
55.72 |
1.0147 |
0.0735 |
160 |
1 |
55.72 |
2021-02-12 |
| 89. |
I do not for one think that the problem was that the band wa... |
54.92 |
1.0227 |
0.0484 |
269 |
1 |
54.92 |
2021-05-08 |
| 90. |
You could substitute raspberries or any other fruit, but 99.... |
54.58 |
0.9097 |
0.1534 |
153 |
1 |
54.58 |
2020-03-31 |
| 91. |
In the top story of the day, General Wallace Nasami, head of... |
54.57 |
0.9542 |
0.1001 |
246 |
1 |
54.57 |
2020-03-31 |
| 92. |
A heart is not judged by how much you love but by how much y... |
53.78 |
0.9120 |
0.1198 |
83 |
1 |
53.78 |
2020-03-30 |
| 93. |
The withered leaves collect at my feet and the wind begins t... |
53.69 |
1.0263 |
0.0181 |
231 |
1 |
53.69 |
2020-04-01 |
| 94. |
I've never tried to keep a specific person alive before, and... |
53.16 |
1.0309 |
0.0113 |
236 |
1 |
53.16 |
2020-03-31 |
| 95. |
They're talking about things of which they don't have the sl... |
52.95 |
1.0609 |
-0.0291 |
174 |
1 |
52.95 |
2020-03-31 |
| 96. |
When has anyone ever told me I had the right to stop it all ... |
52.86 |
1.0947 |
-0.0713 |
122 |
1 |
52.86 |
2020-04-01 |
| 97. |
At last Frodo spoke. 'I do not wish to go,' he said; 'but ne... |
52.85 |
0.8664 |
0.1521 |
275 |
1 |
52.85 |
2020-11-14 |
| 98. |
Then you compared a woman's love to Hell, to barren land whe... |
52.71 |
1.0172 |
0.0147 |
336 |
1 |
52.71 |
2020-03-31 |
| 99. |
The point is that the firm-foundation theory relies on some ... |
52.66 |
1.0609 |
0.0152 |
200 |
1 |
52.66 |
2020-03-31 |
| 100. |
They typically had very rosy views about their own futures, ... |
52.64 |
1.0271 |
0.0425 |
250 |
1 |
52.64 |
2020-11-11 |
| 101. |
It was a merry journey with Tom Bombadil trotting gaily besi... |
52.38 |
0.9253 |
0.0728 |
342 |
1 |
52.38 |
2020-03-31 |
| 102. |
I walked awhile among the rocks: the sky was perfectly clear... |
52.32 |
1.0159 |
0.0057 |
256 |
1 |
52.32 |
2021-05-08 |
| 103. |
It's too late to articulate it, that empty feeling. You shar... |
52.24 |
1.0431 |
-0.0218 |
243 |
1 |
52.24 |
2020-03-31 |
| 104. |
I wish that strife would vanish away from among gods and mor... |
51.63 |
1.0656 |
-0.0565 |
264 |
1 |
51.63 |
2020-03-31 |
| 105. |
We have a straight shot into the fusion reactor. We need a c... |
51.55 |
0.9291 |
0.0652 |
303 |
1 |
51.55 |
2020-04-01 |
| 106. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
51.35 |
1.0528 |
-0.0544 |
201 |
1 |
51.35 |
2020-03-31 |
| 107. |
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were pro... |
51.11 |
0.9223 |
0.0611 |
262 |
1 |
51.11 |
2020-05-20 |
| 108. |
For romantics would be seen as dangerous as free-thinkers. U... |
51.11 |
0.8916 |
0.0867 |
117 |
1 |
51.11 |
2020-03-31 |
| 109. |
When you go into the ER, one of the first things they ask yo... |
51.10 |
1.0303 |
-0.0642 |
111 |
1 |
51.10 |
2020-04-01 |
| 110. |
I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation and the... |
51.06 |
1.0976 |
-0.1013 |
191 |
1 |
51.06 |
2020-03-31 |
| 111. |
When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whate... |
51.02 |
0.9019 |
0.0714 |
111 |
1 |
51.02 |
2020-03-31 |
| 112. |
The telescreen received and transmitted simultaneously. Any ... |
50.98 |
0.9414 |
0.0401 |
278 |
1 |
50.98 |
2020-03-31 |
| 113. |
Only those who know the supremacy of the intellectual life -... |
50.69 |
0.9781 |
0.0096 |
262 |
1 |
50.69 |
2020-03-31 |
| 114. |
Pauses, ellipses, the appearance and disappearance of commas... |
50.52 |
0.8785 |
0.0965 |
223 |
1 |
50.52 |
2020-03-31 |
| 115. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
50.28 |
1.0320 |
-0.0132 |
293 |
1 |
50.28 |
2020-03-31 |
| 116. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
49.98 |
0.9691 |
0.0057 |
223 |
1 |
49.98 |
2020-03-31 |
| 117. |
I was having this awful nightmare that I was 32. And then I ... |
49.87 |
0.9764 |
-0.0072 |
137 |
1 |
49.87 |
2020-04-01 |
| 118. |
For most people, the ringing of a phone was a welcome sign. ... |
49.73 |
0.9773 |
-0.0044 |
220 |
1 |
49.73 |
2020-03-31 |
| 119. |
Music and books stir up emotions. They make feelings rise an... |
49.72 |
1.0036 |
-0.0659 |
190 |
1 |
49.72 |
2020-03-31 |
| 120. |
I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "ha... |
49.48 |
0.7853 |
0.1552 |
97 |
1 |
49.48 |
2020-03-31 |
| 121. |
The way I see it if you're going to build a time machine int... |
49.45 |
0.9392 |
0.0077 |
176 |
1 |
49.45 |
2020-04-01 |
| 122. |
"F" is for friends who do stuff together. "U" is for you and... |
49.44 |
0.8885 |
0.0556 |
136 |
1 |
49.44 |
2020-04-01 |
| 123. |
Now they talk about absorption in cosmopolitan proportions t... |
49.42 |
0.9151 |
0.0353 |
266 |
1 |
49.42 |
2020-03-31 |
| 124. |
It's called cellular because your car phone is tied into dif... |
49.42 |
1.0000 |
-0.0642 |
183 |
1 |
49.42 |
2020-03-31 |
| 125. |
Nothing in life is easy. But that's no reason to give up. Yo... |
48.94 |
1.0317 |
-0.0787 |
129 |
1 |
48.94 |
2020-03-31 |
| 126. |
You ponce in here, expecting to be handwaited on hand and fo... |
48.85 |
0.9671 |
-0.0321 |
298 |
1 |
48.85 |
2020-03-31 |
| 127. |
They do not and did not understand or like machines more com... |
48.79 |
0.9105 |
0.0191 |
157 |
1 |
48.79 |
2020-04-01 |
| 128. |
Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these broken wi... |
48.75 |
1.0587 |
-0.1285 |
143 |
1 |
48.75 |
2020-04-01 |
| 129. |
Homeless to Forbes List, these people bring no stress. I fee... |
48.62 |
0.9457 |
-0.0137 |
199 |
1 |
48.62 |
2020-04-01 |
| 130. |
He's got to make his own mistakes and learn to mend the mess... |
48.55 |
1.0389 |
-0.1048 |
229 |
1 |
48.55 |
2020-04-01 |
| 131. |
Sometimes, in the throes of a nightmare when unseen powers w... |
48.50 |
0.9111 |
0.0181 |
305 |
1 |
48.50 |
2020-03-31 |
| 132. |
Tell me again, was it love at first sight when I walked by a... |
48.49 |
1.0429 |
-0.1072 |
182 |
1 |
48.49 |
2020-03-31 |
| 133. |
Sir, you have besmirched the good name of Liquid Water, and ... |
48.45 |
0.9922 |
-0.0582 |
422 |
1 |
48.45 |
2020-03-31 |
| 134. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
48.44 |
0.9653 |
-0.0159 |
394 |
1 |
48.44 |
2020-03-30 |
| 135. |
I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and li... |
48.27 |
1.0407 |
-0.1027 |
291 |
1 |
48.27 |
2020-04-01 |
| 136. |
Though I never knew you at all, you had the grace to hold yo... |
48.19 |
1.0632 |
-0.1239 |
233 |
1 |
48.19 |
2020-03-31 |
| 137. |
There's a fire starting in my heart reaching a fever pitch, ... |
48.14 |
0.9722 |
-0.0482 |
278 |
1 |
48.14 |
2020-03-31 |
| 138. |
I can't perform under pressure. That's why I never play anyt... |
47.21 |
1.0092 |
-0.0954 |
261 |
1 |
47.21 |
2020-03-31 |
| 139. |
When the snow is on our mind, rows and rows and lines and li... |
47.19 |
1.0484 |
-0.1333 |
267 |
1 |
47.19 |
2020-03-31 |
| 140. |
Titanium is extracted from ores, such as rutile, where the f... |
47.04 |
0.8425 |
0.0682 |
314 |
1 |
47.04 |
2020-03-31 |
| 141. |
Diane, 7:30 AM, February 24. Entering town of Twin Peaks. Fi... |
47.03 |
0.8463 |
0.0629 |
412 |
1 |
47.03 |
2020-03-31 |
| 142. |
You know how far I'm prepared to go. I will be a boat and ro... |
46.58 |
1.0243 |
-0.1147 |
237 |
1 |
46.58 |
2020-04-01 |
| 143. |
Stanley spent more time pushing the wheelbarrow than digging... |
46.56 |
1.0085 |
-0.0983 |
257 |
1 |
46.56 |
2020-04-01 |
| 144. |
Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey... |
46.30 |
0.8445 |
0.0387 |
168 |
1 |
46.30 |
2020-04-01 |
| 145. |
I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The nam... |
46.26 |
1.0233 |
-0.1507 |
170 |
1 |
46.26 |
2020-03-30 |
| 146. |
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other liv... |
46.23 |
0.8457 |
0.0314 |
121 |
1 |
46.23 |
2020-03-31 |
| 147. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
46.23 |
1.0398 |
-0.1467 |
110 |
1 |
46.23 |
2020-04-01 |
| 148. |
Giants hiding in the bathroom, lightning in the living room.... |
45.77 |
0.9092 |
-0.0411 |
335 |
1 |
45.77 |
2020-03-31 |
| 149. |
In that theory, when blood was predominant, the person was s... |
45.51 |
0.9131 |
-0.0368 |
382 |
1 |
45.51 |
2020-03-31 |
| 150. |
We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -... |
45.38 |
0.9907 |
-0.0745 |
397 |
1 |
45.38 |
2020-04-01 |
| 151. |
Lemon Boy and me started to get along together. I helped him... |
45.37 |
1.0112 |
-0.1426 |
210 |
1 |
45.37 |
2020-03-31 |
| 152. |
Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erro... |
44.72 |
0.8808 |
-0.0106 |
145 |
1 |
44.72 |
2020-03-30 |
| 153. |
Monkeys? Think a monkey knows he's sitting on top of a rocke... |
44.53 |
0.8484 |
0.0045 |
277 |
1 |
44.53 |
2020-03-31 |
| 154. |
She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes, she ... |
44.23 |
1.0735 |
-0.2139 |
205 |
1 |
44.23 |
2020-04-01 |
| 155. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
44.17 |
1.0183 |
-0.1614 |
191 |
1 |
44.17 |
2020-03-31 |
| 156. |
I will not vanish, you will not scare me. Try to get through... |
44.03 |
1.0053 |
-0.1546 |
261 |
1 |
44.03 |
2020-03-31 |
| 157. |
My friend, the fates are cruel. There are no dreams, no hono... |
43.52 |
0.9177 |
-0.0850 |
357 |
1 |
43.52 |
2020-04-01 |
| 158. |
I'm going to marry you on a mountaintop, and as we reach the... |
43.03 |
1.0421 |
-0.2151 |
238 |
1 |
43.03 |
2020-03-31 |
| 159. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
42.83 |
1.0521 |
-0.2211 |
171 |
1 |
42.83 |
2020-04-01 |
| 160. |
Wanna know what kills more police than bullets and liquor? B... |
42.78 |
0.9327 |
-0.1188 |
149 |
1 |
42.78 |
2020-03-31 |
| 161. |
In other news, officials at the Pacific Nuclear Research Fac... |
42.48 |
0.8867 |
-0.0671 |
325 |
1 |
42.48 |
2020-03-31 |
| 162. |
For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? O... |
41.95 |
1.0109 |
-0.1925 |
244 |
1 |
41.95 |
2020-03-31 |
| 163. |
OK, let me get something straight: this is a journal, not a ... |
41.75 |
0.9951 |
-0.1784 |
299 |
1 |
41.75 |
2020-03-31 |
| 164. |
Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no... |
40.15 |
0.8902 |
-0.1212 |
363 |
1 |
40.15 |
2020-03-31 |
| 165. |
Take these three items: some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll ... |
39.82 |
0.8552 |
-0.1012 |
146 |
1 |
39.82 |
2020-03-30 |
| 166. |
"My stomach's full of butterflies!" lamented Dora Diller. He... |
38.54 |
0.7133 |
0.0194 |
121 |
1 |
38.54 |
2020-03-30 |
| 167. |
To be a poet is to have a soul so quick to discern, that no ... |
38.51 |
0.9491 |
-0.2098 |
321 |
1 |
38.51 |
2020-04-01 |
| 168. |
Hey, Blowhole, wherever you are, in forty-five minutes I'm g... |
37.87 |
0.8116 |
-0.0987 |
128 |
1 |
37.87 |
2020-03-30 |
| 169. |
I'm telling you that you've got a problem. And you do. Don't... |
36.70 |
0.9074 |
-0.2108 |
208 |
1 |
36.70 |
2020-03-31 |