| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Don't tell me what's in, don't tell me how to write, don't t... |
126.68 |
1.0695 |
0.2246 |
183 |
2 |
114.16 |
2015-05-29 |
| 2. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
122.63 |
1.0943 |
0.1889 |
206 |
2 |
110.28 |
2015-05-29 |
| 3. |
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not ... |
121.89 |
1.1182 |
0.1276 |
164 |
2 |
115.35 |
2015-05-29 |
| 4. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
121.09 |
1.1016 |
0.1323 |
233 |
1 |
121.09 |
2015-05-29 |
| 5. |
There is freedom in coming and going for no other reason tha... |
119.60 |
1.1443 |
0.0744 |
185 |
1 |
119.60 |
2021-03-18 |
| 6. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
119.10 |
1.0521 |
0.1591 |
171 |
2 |
108.58 |
2015-05-29 |
| 7. |
No, that is what I'm trying to tell you. He is still a child... |
118.75 |
1.0493 |
0.1612 |
306 |
1 |
118.75 |
2021-03-20 |
| 8. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
118.27 |
1.1022 |
0.1377 |
259 |
1 |
118.27 |
2021-04-08 |
| 9. |
When I close my eyes, I am at the center of the sun. And I c... |
116.60 |
1.0543 |
0.1344 |
113 |
1 |
116.60 |
2015-04-24 |
| 10. |
It's really hard to do nothing totally. Even just sitting he... |
116.49 |
1.0424 |
0.1463 |
171 |
2 |
113.58 |
2015-05-25 |
| 11. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
115.86 |
1.0462 |
0.1298 |
184 |
3 |
108.33 |
2015-05-29 |
| 12. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
115.51 |
1.0696 |
0.1047 |
226 |
2 |
107.17 |
2015-05-22 |
| 13. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
115.27 |
1.0972 |
0.1070 |
251 |
3 |
107.26 |
2015-05-29 |
| 14. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
115.09 |
1.1018 |
0.0655 |
220 |
2 |
102.69 |
2015-05-29 |
| 15. |
Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it... |
114.94 |
0.9858 |
0.1475 |
185 |
1 |
114.94 |
2021-04-08 |
| 16. |
There are but two types of men who desire war: those who hav... |
114.86 |
1.0679 |
0.1067 |
256 |
2 |
107.96 |
2015-05-19 |
| 17. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
114.12 |
1.0516 |
0.1110 |
281 |
3 |
103.20 |
2015-05-25 |
| 18. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
113.80 |
1.0016 |
0.1544 |
218 |
3 |
101.77 |
2015-05-25 |
| 19. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
113.58 |
0.9884 |
0.1671 |
233 |
3 |
100.90 |
2015-05-29 |
| 20. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
113.18 |
0.9994 |
0.1838 |
269 |
1 |
113.18 |
2015-05-29 |
| 21. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
113.14 |
1.0125 |
0.1378 |
224 |
2 |
112.96 |
2015-05-29 |
| 22. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
113.12 |
1.0767 |
0.0739 |
212 |
2 |
109.99 |
2015-05-23 |
| 23. |
The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a... |
112.82 |
1.0282 |
0.1114 |
459 |
1 |
112.82 |
2015-04-30 |
| 24. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
112.50 |
1.0201 |
0.1262 |
303 |
1 |
112.50 |
2015-05-29 |
| 25. |
We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don... |
112.02 |
0.9755 |
0.1653 |
126 |
1 |
112.02 |
2021-03-20 |
| 26. |
You think cooking is a cute job, huh? Like mommy in the kitc... |
111.77 |
1.0159 |
0.1292 |
356 |
2 |
107.96 |
2015-05-29 |
| 27. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
111.67 |
1.0905 |
0.0798 |
210 |
1 |
111.67 |
2015-05-15 |
| 28. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
111.24 |
1.1296 |
0.0342 |
252 |
2 |
103.41 |
2015-05-15 |
| 29. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
111.22 |
1.0396 |
0.0878 |
149 |
2 |
95.90 |
2015-05-23 |
| 30. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
110.88 |
0.9991 |
0.1294 |
225 |
1 |
110.88 |
2015-05-29 |
| 31. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
110.61 |
0.9965 |
0.1272 |
168 |
1 |
110.61 |
2015-05-22 |
| 32. |
Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and ... |
110.59 |
0.9922 |
0.1351 |
174 |
2 |
102.84 |
2015-04-30 |
| 33. |
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insane... |
110.37 |
1.0261 |
0.0857 |
346 |
1 |
110.37 |
2021-04-08 |
| 34. |
Teachers never die. They live in your memory forever. They w... |
110.18 |
1.0567 |
0.0695 |
359 |
1 |
110.18 |
2021-03-18 |
| 35. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
110.00 |
1.0725 |
0.0752 |
233 |
2 |
103.90 |
2015-05-15 |
| 36. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
109.97 |
1.0387 |
0.1134 |
239 |
2 |
97.20 |
2015-05-29 |
| 37. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
109.94 |
1.0608 |
0.0933 |
258 |
1 |
109.94 |
2015-05-25 |
| 38. |
There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because ... |
109.75 |
1.0778 |
0.0477 |
409 |
1 |
109.75 |
2015-05-29 |
| 39. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
109.54 |
1.0799 |
0.0330 |
243 |
1 |
109.54 |
2015-05-29 |
| 40. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
109.45 |
1.0668 |
0.0492 |
350 |
3 |
103.05 |
2015-05-25 |
| 41. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
109.35 |
1.0197 |
0.0910 |
226 |
3 |
103.53 |
2015-05-29 |
| 42. |
We've learned that the balance of nutrients in cow's milk do... |
108.98 |
1.0093 |
0.1079 |
396 |
1 |
108.98 |
2021-03-18 |
| 43. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
108.88 |
1.0169 |
0.0977 |
222 |
2 |
105.72 |
2015-05-29 |
| 44. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
108.79 |
1.0613 |
0.0494 |
456 |
2 |
101.99 |
2015-05-29 |
| 45. |
In all the houses keys to memorizing objects and feelings ha... |
108.60 |
1.0166 |
0.0920 |
277 |
1 |
108.60 |
2021-03-17 |
| 46. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
108.49 |
1.0917 |
0.0390 |
243 |
1 |
108.49 |
2015-05-25 |
| 47. |
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I hones... |
108.22 |
1.0227 |
0.0826 |
272 |
1 |
108.22 |
2015-05-22 |
| 48. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
108.11 |
1.0486 |
0.0526 |
289 |
1 |
108.11 |
2015-05-23 |
| 49. |
There was a time not that long ago when many drivers thought... |
107.81 |
1.0313 |
0.0734 |
363 |
2 |
105.13 |
2015-05-25 |
| 50. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
107.80 |
1.0529 |
0.0446 |
351 |
1 |
107.80 |
2015-04-21 |
| 51. |
The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a... |
107.75 |
1.0473 |
0.0564 |
459 |
1 |
107.75 |
2015-05-29 |
| 52. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
107.75 |
1.0203 |
0.1069 |
400 |
2 |
102.91 |
2015-04-21 |
| 53. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
107.63 |
1.0768 |
0.0586 |
295 |
1 |
107.63 |
2015-05-29 |
| 54. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
107.34 |
1.0596 |
0.0311 |
239 |
1 |
107.34 |
2015-04-24 |
| 55. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
107.27 |
1.0429 |
0.0483 |
259 |
3 |
94.94 |
2015-05-25 |
| 56. |
When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... |
107.27 |
1.0547 |
0.0729 |
257 |
1 |
107.27 |
2015-05-22 |
| 57. |
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you unde... |
107.24 |
1.0302 |
0.0687 |
245 |
1 |
107.24 |
2015-05-15 |
| 58. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
107.24 |
1.0131 |
0.0751 |
225 |
1 |
107.24 |
2015-05-07 |
| 59. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
106.39 |
0.9910 |
0.0922 |
295 |
1 |
106.39 |
2015-04-30 |
| 60. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
106.38 |
1.0352 |
0.0507 |
341 |
2 |
100.91 |
2015-05-29 |
| 61. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
106.32 |
1.0334 |
0.0447 |
131 |
4 |
83.12 |
2015-05-15 |
| 62. |
The child is brought up in a culture where he or she simply ... |
106.11 |
1.0175 |
0.0703 |
356 |
2 |
101.21 |
2015-05-29 |
| 63. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
105.97 |
1.0445 |
0.0352 |
373 |
1 |
105.97 |
2015-05-23 |
| 64. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
105.95 |
1.0498 |
0.0254 |
180 |
2 |
96.42 |
2015-05-25 |
| 65. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
105.81 |
1.0454 |
0.0263 |
255 |
1 |
105.81 |
2021-03-20 |
| 66. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
105.64 |
0.9632 |
0.1516 |
345 |
3 |
104.44 |
2015-05-29 |
| 67. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
105.50 |
0.9912 |
0.1109 |
237 |
1 |
105.50 |
2015-05-29 |
| 68. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
105.39 |
1.0533 |
0.0460 |
257 |
1 |
105.39 |
2015-05-25 |
| 69. |
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their padd... |
105.24 |
0.9801 |
0.0967 |
209 |
2 |
91.06 |
2015-05-29 |
| 70. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
105.21 |
1.0993 |
-0.0297 |
265 |
3 |
98.55 |
2015-05-19 |
| 71. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
105.04 |
1.0347 |
0.0563 |
550 |
1 |
105.04 |
2015-05-30 |
| 72. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
104.99 |
1.0029 |
0.0616 |
209 |
2 |
96.57 |
2015-05-25 |
| 73. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
104.70 |
0.9852 |
0.0805 |
264 |
1 |
104.70 |
2015-05-28 |
| 74. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
104.23 |
1.0270 |
0.0700 |
255 |
3 |
97.04 |
2015-05-25 |
| 75. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
104.20 |
0.9468 |
0.1129 |
276 |
2 |
94.85 |
2015-05-29 |
| 76. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
104.04 |
1.0288 |
0.0625 |
300 |
1 |
104.04 |
2015-05-28 |
| 77. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
104.03 |
0.9632 |
0.0994 |
392 |
2 |
94.58 |
2015-05-29 |
| 78. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
103.73 |
1.0251 |
0.0294 |
261 |
1 |
103.73 |
2015-05-23 |
| 79. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
103.58 |
1.0829 |
-0.0279 |
288 |
1 |
103.58 |
2015-05-15 |
| 80. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
103.29 |
1.1162 |
-0.0241 |
189 |
1 |
103.29 |
2015-05-15 |
| 81. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
103.19 |
1.0403 |
0.0267 |
193 |
2 |
95.85 |
2015-05-29 |
| 82. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
103.00 |
1.0062 |
0.0423 |
288 |
2 |
91.28 |
2021-03-20 |
| 83. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
102.81 |
0.9769 |
0.0676 |
263 |
1 |
102.81 |
2015-05-28 |
| 84. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
102.67 |
1.0941 |
-0.0174 |
256 |
1 |
102.67 |
2015-05-23 |
| 85. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
102.66 |
1.0352 |
0.0106 |
341 |
1 |
102.66 |
2015-04-21 |
| 86. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
102.56 |
1.0669 |
0.0102 |
213 |
1 |
102.56 |
2015-05-15 |
| 87. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
102.50 |
0.9212 |
0.1234 |
323 |
2 |
93.07 |
2015-05-28 |
| 88. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
102.42 |
0.9986 |
0.0439 |
283 |
2 |
101.96 |
2015-05-29 |
| 89. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
102.36 |
0.9164 |
0.1283 |
305 |
1 |
102.36 |
2015-05-25 |
| 90. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
102.25 |
1.0168 |
0.0245 |
271 |
1 |
102.25 |
2015-05-25 |
| 91. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
102.22 |
0.8916 |
0.1487 |
216 |
1 |
102.22 |
2015-04-24 |
| 92. |
Very well, gentlemen. This, and maybe other similar things, ... |
101.85 |
1.0280 |
0.0169 |
464 |
1 |
101.85 |
2015-05-25 |
| 93. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
101.76 |
1.0567 |
-0.0210 |
303 |
1 |
101.76 |
2015-05-15 |
| 94. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
101.75 |
1.0388 |
0.0285 |
243 |
2 |
91.24 |
2021-03-18 |
| 95. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
101.72 |
1.0412 |
-0.0064 |
225 |
2 |
99.39 |
2015-04-21 |
| 96. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
101.72 |
1.0487 |
-0.0170 |
231 |
1 |
101.72 |
2015-05-29 |
| 97. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
101.54 |
1.0296 |
0.0079 |
437 |
1 |
101.54 |
2015-04-19 |
| 98. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
101.50 |
1.0555 |
-0.0219 |
363 |
1 |
101.50 |
2014-09-07 |
| 99. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
101.44 |
1.0615 |
-0.0042 |
305 |
1 |
101.44 |
2015-04-24 |
| 100. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
101.32 |
1.0399 |
-0.0058 |
294 |
1 |
101.32 |
2015-05-25 |
| 101. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
101.24 |
1.0263 |
0.0034 |
267 |
1 |
101.24 |
2015-05-23 |
| 102. |
Living men are bound by time... Thus, their lives have an ur... |
101.02 |
0.9884 |
0.0452 |
365 |
2 |
96.88 |
2015-05-25 |
| 103. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
100.98 |
0.9168 |
0.1116 |
240 |
1 |
100.98 |
2015-05-29 |
| 104. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
100.77 |
1.0264 |
0.0357 |
422 |
1 |
100.77 |
2015-05-23 |
| 105. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
100.73 |
1.0709 |
-0.0113 |
392 |
2 |
98.93 |
2015-05-23 |
| 106. |
And that's what this whole thing is about. Calling home. Ins... |
100.65 |
0.9565 |
0.0755 |
340 |
1 |
100.65 |
2015-05-29 |
| 107. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
100.65 |
1.0109 |
0.0450 |
400 |
1 |
100.65 |
2015-05-29 |
| 108. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
100.64 |
1.0167 |
0.0109 |
378 |
1 |
100.64 |
2015-04-30 |
| 109. |
We lived at the carnival in summer. We scared ourselves to d... |
100.47 |
1.0161 |
0.0086 |
206 |
1 |
100.47 |
2021-03-18 |
| 110. |
You know what I'd like to be? A cartoon of some kind. You kn... |
100.42 |
1.0334 |
-0.0091 |
289 |
1 |
100.42 |
2021-03-17 |
| 111. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
100.35 |
0.9567 |
0.0639 |
273 |
2 |
95.20 |
2015-05-15 |
| 112. |
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever s... |
100.35 |
1.0972 |
-0.0712 |
239 |
1 |
100.35 |
2015-05-23 |
| 113. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
100.27 |
1.0389 |
-0.0171 |
340 |
2 |
91.99 |
2015-05-15 |
| 114. |
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the ju... |
100.15 |
1.0459 |
0.0056 |
200 |
2 |
88.19 |
2015-05-25 |
| 115. |
I often see racers, particularly at the back of the pack in ... |
99.98 |
1.0004 |
0.0362 |
469 |
1 |
99.98 |
2015-05-29 |
| 116. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
99.82 |
1.0173 |
0.0422 |
268 |
1 |
99.82 |
2015-05-29 |
| 117. |
You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens... |
99.64 |
0.9640 |
0.0770 |
334 |
3 |
91.96 |
2021-03-17 |
| 118. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
99.61 |
0.9936 |
0.0190 |
311 |
1 |
99.61 |
2015-05-29 |
| 119. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
99.39 |
0.9293 |
0.0824 |
355 |
1 |
99.39 |
2015-05-29 |
| 120. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
99.33 |
0.9908 |
0.0626 |
342 |
1 |
99.33 |
2015-05-22 |
| 121. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
99.29 |
0.9681 |
0.0469 |
378 |
1 |
99.29 |
2021-03-18 |
| 122. |
Take my hand for a minute. We're in it. Imagine all the pain... |
99.17 |
0.9814 |
0.0284 |
329 |
1 |
99.17 |
2021-03-20 |
| 123. |
Finally, gentlemen, there are people with an hereditary anim... |
99.11 |
0.9383 |
0.0878 |
471 |
1 |
99.11 |
2015-05-25 |
| 124. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
99.10 |
1.0060 |
-0.0020 |
171 |
3 |
94.70 |
2015-05-23 |
| 125. |
Our world, with its rules of causality, has trained us to be... |
98.98 |
0.9817 |
0.0329 |
282 |
1 |
98.98 |
2015-04-21 |
| 126. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
98.84 |
0.9734 |
0.0314 |
289 |
1 |
98.84 |
2015-05-23 |
| 127. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
98.69 |
1.0485 |
-0.0079 |
153 |
1 |
98.69 |
2015-05-23 |
| 128. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
98.63 |
0.9758 |
0.0274 |
314 |
1 |
98.63 |
2015-05-25 |
| 129. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
98.61 |
1.0083 |
0.0387 |
273 |
4 |
92.04 |
2015-05-25 |
| 130. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
98.58 |
0.9612 |
0.0417 |
256 |
2 |
98.09 |
2015-05-25 |
| 131. |
Light up your face with gladness. Hide every trace of sadnes... |
98.38 |
1.0156 |
-0.0194 |
234 |
1 |
98.38 |
2021-03-18 |
| 132. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
98.36 |
1.0316 |
-0.0283 |
333 |
1 |
98.36 |
2015-05-25 |
| 133. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
98.28 |
1.0165 |
-0.0152 |
392 |
1 |
98.28 |
2015-05-23 |
| 134. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
97.94 |
1.0004 |
-0.0076 |
212 |
2 |
90.01 |
2015-04-21 |
| 135. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
97.91 |
0.9691 |
0.0266 |
223 |
1 |
97.91 |
2015-04-30 |
| 136. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
97.81 |
1.0577 |
-0.0660 |
247 |
2 |
89.50 |
2015-04-23 |
| 137. |
Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... |
97.63 |
0.9905 |
0.0319 |
337 |
2 |
96.03 |
2015-05-25 |
| 138. |
The shearers' hut had bark walls and a tin roof. The floors ... |
97.54 |
0.9943 |
0.0036 |
321 |
1 |
97.54 |
2021-03-18 |
| 139. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
97.48 |
1.0361 |
-0.0442 |
269 |
1 |
97.48 |
2015-04-21 |
| 140. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
97.45 |
1.0403 |
-0.0098 |
275 |
1 |
97.45 |
2015-04-30 |
| 141. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
97.37 |
1.0398 |
-0.0575 |
110 |
1 |
97.37 |
2014-09-07 |
| 142. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
97.28 |
1.0565 |
-0.0696 |
247 |
1 |
97.28 |
2015-05-25 |
| 143. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
97.27 |
0.9120 |
0.1081 |
436 |
1 |
97.27 |
2015-05-25 |
| 144. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
97.08 |
0.9697 |
0.0182 |
249 |
1 |
97.08 |
2015-05-23 |
| 145. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
97.02 |
1.0201 |
-0.0383 |
172 |
1 |
97.02 |
2015-04-21 |
| 146. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
96.74 |
0.9583 |
0.0668 |
341 |
2 |
88.01 |
2015-05-15 |
| 147. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
96.64 |
0.9798 |
-0.0020 |
199 |
1 |
96.64 |
2015-05-23 |
| 148. |
The firm-foundation theory argues that each investment instr... |
96.56 |
1.0514 |
-0.0152 |
257 |
1 |
96.56 |
2021-03-17 |
| 149. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
96.53 |
1.0714 |
-0.0948 |
129 |
1 |
96.53 |
2014-09-08 |
| 150. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
96.42 |
0.8770 |
0.1053 |
300 |
2 |
89.72 |
2015-05-15 |
| 151. |
Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series is the mos... |
96.07 |
0.9523 |
0.0283 |
245 |
1 |
96.07 |
2015-05-22 |
| 152. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
95.94 |
0.9622 |
0.0168 |
392 |
2 |
91.18 |
2015-05-23 |
| 153. |
Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... |
95.89 |
1.0232 |
-0.0030 |
350 |
1 |
95.89 |
2015-05-23 |
| 154. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
95.62 |
1.0389 |
-0.0660 |
318 |
1 |
95.62 |
2015-05-07 |
| 155. |
To feel it so like myself, indeed, so brotherly, made me rea... |
95.59 |
1.0161 |
-0.0358 |
330 |
1 |
95.59 |
2021-03-17 |
| 156. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
95.51 |
1.0463 |
-0.0789 |
182 |
1 |
95.51 |
2015-05-22 |
| 157. |
Never give up on everything if one thing is too hard. Never ... |
95.49 |
1.0751 |
-0.0964 |
323 |
1 |
95.49 |
2015-04-20 |
| 158. |
Punishment and negative reinforcement are opposites. Punishm... |
95.48 |
1.0338 |
-0.0559 |
338 |
1 |
95.48 |
2015-04-21 |
| 159. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
95.39 |
1.0013 |
-0.0321 |
273 |
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95.39 |
2015-05-25 |
| 160. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
95.22 |
1.0154 |
0.0005 |
351 |
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95.02 |
2015-05-28 |
| 161. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
94.90 |
0.9841 |
-0.0166 |
334 |
1 |
94.90 |
2015-05-15 |
| 162. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
94.79 |
0.8852 |
0.0792 |
201 |
1 |
94.79 |
2015-05-23 |
| 163. |
Okay, you got me. I sometimes hide behind other people's wor... |
94.73 |
1.0021 |
-0.0484 |
208 |
1 |
94.73 |
2021-03-18 |
| 164. |
I know. I'm trying to save him by avoiding him so I could be... |
94.69 |
1.0162 |
-0.0527 |
233 |
1 |
94.69 |
2021-03-18 |
| 165. |
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read an... |
94.68 |
0.9819 |
-0.0132 |
326 |
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94.68 |
2015-04-20 |
| 166. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
94.62 |
0.9636 |
-0.0020 |
254 |
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94.62 |
2015-05-25 |
| 167. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
94.55 |
0.9670 |
0.0351 |
307 |
3 |
89.01 |
2015-05-28 |
| 168. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
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0.9879 |
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94.48 |
2015-05-23 |
| 169. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
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0.9871 |
0.0084 |
209 |
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86.05 |
2015-05-23 |
| 170. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
94.26 |
1.0426 |
-0.0852 |
323 |
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94.26 |
2015-05-15 |
| 171. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
93.88 |
0.9593 |
-0.0020 |
398 |
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93.88 |
2014-09-07 |
| 172. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
93.80 |
0.9843 |
-0.0346 |
234 |
2 |
93.15 |
2015-05-22 |
| 173. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
93.74 |
0.9072 |
0.0438 |
237 |
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93.74 |
2015-04-24 |
| 174. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
93.56 |
0.9546 |
0.0261 |
198 |
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93.56 |
2015-05-25 |
| 175. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
93.28 |
1.0214 |
-0.0321 |
281 |
1 |
93.28 |
2014-09-07 |
| 176. |
Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... |
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0.9925 |
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93.11 |
2015-04-22 |
| 177. |
As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... |
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1.0438 |
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198 |
1 |
92.91 |
2015-04-21 |
| 178. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
92.27 |
1.0172 |
-0.0453 |
341 |
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92.27 |
2015-05-28 |
| 179. |
From 1955 to 1990, the value of Japanese real estate increas... |
92.21 |
0.9426 |
0.0445 |
293 |
1 |
92.21 |
2021-03-17 |
| 180. |
I was having this awful nightmare that I was 32. And then I ... |
91.98 |
0.9764 |
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137 |
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91.98 |
2015-05-23 |
| 181. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
91.81 |
0.9364 |
0.0349 |
351 |
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83.97 |
2021-03-18 |
| 182. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
91.76 |
0.9289 |
0.0018 |
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91.76 |
2015-05-23 |
| 183. |
Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... |
91.70 |
0.9678 |
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445 |
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2015-05-07 |
| 184. |
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. |
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2021-04-08 |
| 185. |
The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate m... |
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1.0033 |
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91.47 |
2021-03-20 |
| 186. |
Sometimes you concentrate more on racing the cars around you... |
91.47 |
1.0968 |
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91.47 |
2015-05-15 |
| 187. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
91.19 |
0.9570 |
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287 |
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91.19 |
2015-05-15 |
| 188. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
91.13 |
1.0883 |
-0.1301 |
303 |
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91.13 |
2015-04-24 |
| 189. |
Baby, what's it gonna hurt if they don't know, makin' everyb... |
91.05 |
1.0194 |
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267 |
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91.05 |
2021-03-17 |
| 190. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
90.80 |
1.0201 |
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90.80 |
2015-05-23 |
| 191. |
Technical analysis is essentially the making and interpretin... |
90.79 |
0.9098 |
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179 |
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2021-03-18 |
| 192. |
You know, sweetheart, if there's one thing I've learned, it'... |
90.67 |
1.0002 |
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161 |
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90.67 |
2015-04-19 |
| 193. |
Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going i... |
90.60 |
1.0482 |
-0.1073 |
487 |
1 |
90.60 |
2014-09-07 |
| 194. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
90.55 |
0.9898 |
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353 |
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82.61 |
2015-05-25 |
| 195. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
90.45 |
1.0257 |
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90.45 |
2014-09-07 |
| 196. |
For the first time in a long time I thought about Maman. I f... |
90.43 |
1.0207 |
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438 |
1 |
90.43 |
2021-03-17 |
| 197. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
90.41 |
1.0284 |
-0.0669 |
282 |
1 |
90.41 |
2015-05-07 |
| 198. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
90.37 |
0.9780 |
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337 |
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90.37 |
2015-05-23 |
| 199. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
90.14 |
1.0169 |
-0.0640 |
346 |
1 |
90.14 |
2015-04-30 |
| 200. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
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1.0666 |
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90.05 |
2015-05-22 |
| 201. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
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2015-05-22 |
| 202. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
89.99 |
1.0885 |
-0.1723 |
315 |
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89.99 |
2015-04-21 |
| 203. |
If you want to drive a race car well, whether to win an Indy... |
89.98 |
1.0272 |
-0.0929 |
405 |
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89.98 |
2014-09-07 |
| 204. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
89.67 |
0.9049 |
0.0092 |
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81.53 |
2015-04-30 |
| 205. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
89.15 |
0.9938 |
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89.15 |
2015-04-21 |
| 206. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
89.11 |
0.8919 |
0.0128 |
205 |
2 |
82.73 |
2015-05-22 |
| 207. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
89.10 |
0.9155 |
0.0360 |
168 |
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89.10 |
2015-05-25 |
| 208. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
89.06 |
0.9614 |
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89.06 |
2014-09-07 |
| 209. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
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0.9023 |
0.0417 |
231 |
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88.69 |
2015-05-23 |
| 210. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
88.47 |
1.0719 |
-0.1455 |
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1 |
88.47 |
2015-04-21 |
| 211. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
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0.9709 |
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2015-05-15 |
| 212. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
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1.0124 |
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204 |
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88.39 |
2015-04-30 |
| 213. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
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0.9074 |
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88.06 |
2015-04-21 |
| 214. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
87.84 |
0.9657 |
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87.84 |
2015-05-07 |
| 215. |
I can and do say that nothing human beings have ever before ... |
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1.0296 |
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2015-05-15 |
| 216. |
A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, ... |
87.51 |
0.9726 |
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2015-05-23 |
| 217. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
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0.9376 |
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87.46 |
2015-04-22 |
| 218. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
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0.9936 |
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227 |
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87.44 |
2014-09-07 |
| 219. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
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1.0531 |
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272 |
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2014-09-07 |
| 220. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
87.37 |
0.9871 |
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227 |
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87.37 |
2015-05-23 |
| 221. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
87.30 |
1.0117 |
-0.0815 |
297 |
1 |
87.30 |
2015-04-19 |
| 222. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
87.23 |
1.0379 |
-0.1158 |
245 |
1 |
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2015-05-07 |
| 223. |
At 211 degrees, water is hot. At 212 degrees, it boils. And ... |
86.96 |
0.8974 |
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2015-05-23 |
| 224. |
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. ... |
86.87 |
0.9838 |
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2015-05-23 |
| 225. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
86.86 |
1.0008 |
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473 |
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86.86 |
2014-09-08 |
| 226. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
86.34 |
1.0677 |
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284 |
1 |
86.34 |
2014-09-07 |
| 227. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
86.26 |
1.0441 |
-0.1675 |
252 |
1 |
86.26 |
2014-09-07 |
| 228. |
It was the last that remained of a past whose annihilation h... |
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1.0662 |
-0.2046 |
211 |
1 |
85.96 |
2021-03-18 |
| 229. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
85.86 |
0.9886 |
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220 |
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2015-05-15 |
| 230. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
85.80 |
1.0604 |
-0.1566 |
260 |
1 |
85.80 |
2014-09-08 |
| 231. |
A man is dead. And my client, John Healy, took his life. Thi... |
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0.9262 |
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369 |
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2018-05-03 |
| 232. |
And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give oth... |
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1.0252 |
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180 |
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2015-05-15 |
| 233. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
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1.0261 |
-0.1252 |
410 |
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84.83 |
2015-05-25 |
| 234. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
84.86 |
0.9672 |
-0.1016 |
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84.86 |
2014-09-07 |
| 235. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
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0.8595 |
-0.0037 |
242 |
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2015-05-29 |
| 236. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
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1.0343 |
-0.1415 |
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2014-09-07 |
| 237. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
84.00 |
0.9844 |
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80.27 |
2014-09-07 |
| 238. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
83.99 |
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2014-09-08 |
| 239. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
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2015-05-25 |
| 240. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
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2014-09-08 |
| 241. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
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2014-09-08 |
| 242. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
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2014-09-07 |
| 243. |
Gentlemen: You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you,... |
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2015-04-30 |
| 244. |
When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitc... |
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2015-04-21 |
| 245. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
81.75 |
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211 |
1 |
81.75 |
2014-09-08 |
| 246. |
We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -... |
81.31 |
0.9907 |
-0.1336 |
397 |
1 |
81.31 |
2015-04-24 |
| 247. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
80.51 |
1.0150 |
-0.1512 |
325 |
1 |
80.51 |
2014-09-08 |
| 248. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
80.38 |
1.0797 |
-0.2680 |
210 |
1 |
80.38 |
2014-09-07 |
| 249. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
80.31 |
1.0763 |
-0.2232 |
367 |
1 |
80.31 |
2014-09-07 |
| 250. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
79.93 |
0.9894 |
-0.1759 |
323 |
1 |
79.93 |
2014-09-07 |
| 251. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
79.34 |
0.9790 |
-0.1353 |
311 |
1 |
79.34 |
2014-09-08 |
| 252. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
79.27 |
1.0444 |
-0.2460 |
197 |
1 |
79.27 |
2015-05-07 |
| 253. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
78.13 |
0.9365 |
-0.1444 |
248 |
1 |
78.13 |
2014-09-07 |
| 254. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
77.72 |
0.9740 |
-0.1886 |
209 |
1 |
77.72 |
2015-04-21 |
| 255. |
The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... |
77.04 |
0.9567 |
-0.1339 |
184 |
1 |
77.04 |
2015-05-07 |
| 256. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
76.82 |
0.9243 |
-0.1092 |
448 |
1 |
76.82 |
2014-09-07 |
| 257. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
74.25 |
0.9811 |
-0.2262 |
272 |
1 |
74.25 |
2014-09-07 |
| 258. |
Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
73.08 |
0.9216 |
-0.1440 |
255 |
1 |
73.08 |
2015-04-21 |
| 259. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
73.02 |
0.9651 |
-0.1919 |
389 |
1 |
73.02 |
2014-09-07 |
| 260. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
72.93 |
0.9731 |
-0.2434 |
129 |
1 |
72.93 |
2014-09-07 |
| 261. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
72.44 |
0.9649 |
-0.2321 |
193 |
1 |
72.44 |
2015-05-15 |
| 262. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
71.53 |
0.8382 |
-0.1132 |
268 |
1 |
71.53 |
2015-05-07 |
| 263. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
61.88 |
0.9275 |
-0.3048 |
211 |
1 |
61.88 |
2015-05-07 |